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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @robertbaylis9714
    @robertbaylis9714 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +17

    The door that keeps on opening and closing is pure comedy

    • @bluebottle1617
      @bluebottle1617 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Bloody hilarious!

    • @scorpionaudits
      @scorpionaudits  4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It was funny

  • @PhilBurns-oc2vg
    @PhilBurns-oc2vg 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

    Even the automatic door tried to make him shut up by closing on him

    • @TheSadButMadLad
      @TheSadButMadLad 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Brilliant tactic to not hold the door open and instead make him keep pressing the button to carry on the conversation. Shows he is the one extending the conversation.

  • @bartonseagrave9605
    @bartonseagrave9605 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +12

    Why are Englishmen barred from these security jobs.

    • @Billyg215
      @Billyg215 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Cheaper labour.

    • @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08
      @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Because their English is too good. The job description is to act threateningly and utter unintelligible pidgin.

  • @christophergreening1075
    @christophergreening1075 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    The best bit is when the door keeps closing!

  • @MikeGMcDermott
    @MikeGMcDermott 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +14

    Harry Hill has let himself go a bit since his TV Burp days.

  • @johnthreadgold7846
    @johnthreadgold7846 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +9

    another security guard with a law degree go and comb your hair

  • @nealebishton677
    @nealebishton677 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    Is it in the job description for security to have no idea what they're talking about ?

    • @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08
      @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      It seems more likely that these characters are *positively selected* for low IQ, wilful ignorance and an aggressive and disrepectful attitude towards members of the public.

    • @bluebottle1617
      @bluebottle1617 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I believe they sit an exam for the Certificate in Talking Total Bollocks.

    • @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08
      @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      In one word: yes.

  • @joeheaton4927
    @joeheaton4927 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

    When did he arrive in the UK

  • @TruthTeller-vk1du
    @TruthTeller-vk1du 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    Poor old man hasn’t a clue of UK law !! He just spouts total rubbish and thinks a local man should listen to his rubbish. Not a good look for the company.

  • @brianclarke113
    @brianclarke113 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +13

    another who does not know the law

  • @richardtaylor3798
    @richardtaylor3798 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Great video again-thanks for all your great work-Merry Christmas from Snowdonia.

    • @scorpionaudits
      @scorpionaudits  7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Happy holidays!

  • @markosmith8037
    @markosmith8037 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +7

    1:33 - was that actor Mark Strong 🤔?

  • @johnthedog2857
    @johnthedog2857 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

    Short and Sweet SA...he should have sang " Noel Noel the first Noel " get to Manchester and sing that and Liam would be out and give you a dig...Noels " Crying his Heart Out " missing person from the Etihad 😂😂😂

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

    He looks like the archetypal deranged scientist, hell bent on inflicting his wicked schemes, onto an unsuspecting public!

    • @scorpionaudits
      @scorpionaudits  7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Lol

    • @adrianbrowne7874
      @adrianbrowne7874 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Ha ​@@scorpionauditsHa ha 😅

  • @watheetje
    @watheetje 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +5

    Everything must be filmed for posterity, otherwise the future will not know how it all came to be.

    • @watheetje
      @watheetje 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@darrylrichardson7940 Of course, but I think the new population will keep the name England.
      It is known worldwide. Or do you think of another name ?🤣

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    2:35 You are not filming inside. The photons have escaped from inside and are now outside and so can be captured by your camera's sensor and recorded. Logic! 🙂

  • @robertdnero2217
    @robertdnero2217 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    I nearly spat out my Earl Grey laughing at the door opening and shutting on him. Comedy gold. If he put as much energy and commitment into learning what the law actually says as he does into being a thundering, sanctimonious bore, his job would be much easier.

    • @scorpionaudits
      @scorpionaudits  4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      The door was funny

    • @robertdnero2217
      @robertdnero2217 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@darrylrichardson7940No chance. Prince Andrew was with you at the time.

  • @JamesBrown-lc4fw
    @JamesBrown-lc4fw 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +6

    They obviously don’t cover photography laws during their training

    • @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08
      @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      What training?

    • @JamesBrown-lc4fw
      @JamesBrown-lc4fw 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @
      True……here is your badge, you just have to say “ Not Allowed “

  • @Angrymanaudits
    @Angrymanaudits 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    SECURITY GUARDS ARE GREAT 🤥👍

  • @godsgod1677
    @godsgod1677 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I felt like the door was trying to save him by repeatedly closing.

  • @PhilJordan-y3m
    @PhilJordan-y3m 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Sea containers were a business that bought into high quality Hotels,anything with prestige and quality they bought into, they were also the first franchisee of the east coast mainline under the banner of GNER, I believe they eventually went bankrupt, great content again.👍👍🇬🇧

    • @scorpionaudits
      @scorpionaudits  5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Thanks for the info about seacontainers

  • @Donotwillnot
    @Donotwillnot 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Who are ya?" 😂👍

  • @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08
    @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Baldy's brain cells evidently disappeared with his hair.

  • @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08
    @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Good work guys, this is one of the only good auditing channels left.
    My personal opinion: AB puts on a comedian act with bad English to get mass subscriptions, but normally ends up getting shat upon in the videos. PTTP and a few others vanished without trace, UK-MTT was a lot better earlier on but seems to have lost his touch with his squeaky toy. "The Laughing A" just got badly assaulted with few prospects of recourse. None of them have any real success with legal follow-up (or don't even try), with the possible exception of Marti B.

    • @philipjones9458
      @philipjones9458 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      What about DJ and DJE Media, be interested in your thoughts.

    • @AD-53
      @AD-53 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I don't find auditing Britain at all funny, he laughs at himself doesn't teach our rights very boring. DJE too much waffle that goes nowhere too full of himself

    • @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08
      @Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@philipjones9458 After 10 episodes of DJ there was not much novelty left and he spends too much time explaining why he wants to fly a drone. DJE talks too much and doesn't have the good responses like Scorpion here or UKMTT.

  • @neilsouthern321
    @neilsouthern321 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    LOL brill Just brill

  • @SuperSetsquare
    @SuperSetsquare 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    It must be boredom that drives there stupidity. They have all this empty time and they don’t improve their knowledge.

  • @jamesrawson6659
    @jamesrawson6659 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    They really need to be trained on photography righs. The security firms they work for are lacking in this. So it makes the security guards look exactly what they are. Foolish.

    • @jamesrawson6659
      @jamesrawson6659 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @darrylrichardson7940 typo . Troll

  • @markduffy8737
    @markduffy8737 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    HANS ON/HANS OFF 😂😂😂

  • @carolemccartney566
    @carolemccartney566 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Have these security clowns not realized that if they ignore the filming there is no chance that they will end up on UTube!

    • @scorpionaudits
      @scorpionaudits  5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Not yet they haven't

  • @svenpoletka5236
    @svenpoletka5236 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    He is Han so you better follow his orders

  • @Ablushingcrow
    @Ablushingcrow 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Hans Solo lol 😂😂

  • @Thefisherman27
    @Thefisherman27 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    A door excuse of a man..

  • @paulhodgins
    @paulhodgins 5 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Hopeless Hans the hand wringer!