The fact that she’s willing to acknowledge sweet compliments as well as keep mundanely evil things alive (like the stress of Christmas) makes her super lovable and fun to listen to!
What IF he actually is the hero, meant to ensure the Queens survival against the Forces of Evil and thus the kingdoms continued happiness and prosperity!
I would watch an entire animated series about this. The writing and voice acting complement each other to a point it sounds really professional and full of personality
I have a theory that she’s not really evil she wanted the kingdom and knew she could do a better job so she put a sleeping spell on the queen took over and she said she was evil and she wanted people to think that she was so she tried and became well as campy as she is now
Just when I thought I couldn’t love this character more ♥️ She’s so lovably dorky and I honestly squee’d when she got all excited over being called cute 😂
It is an honor to be credited and to be a part of the supportive Black Velvet, I am thankful for this opportunity to ''Support Your Entrepeneurial Spirit.'' Thank you very much for this silly Evil Queen continuation, I loved the last one we had before, but this one is a lot of fun, *minor spoilers I like the flashback*
Endlessly fascinated by her line of logic in the "subversive coffeeshop" fantasy, how she thought of swapping the drink to *decaf* as opposed to... Well, a poison, or potion.
we all know the vizier just swooped in after dorky queen left and turned all the transformed pumpkins back into people and replaced them with regular pumpkins
For most of the audio I had the biggest and stupidest grin plastered on my face, she's adorable, and the script is unexpectedly (for some reason) funny!
Fun fact: Britain is one of the few countries to not have a constitution. This is because a constitution is only ever made after a revolution, which Britain has never had, however, the closest thing it has to a constitution would be the Magna Carta.
Is it weird that I think the florist would have a crush on the EVIL Queen? Like, the florist recognized her, let her do her EVIL business EVILY and wound up thinking, "She's cute!"
I honestly can see this this being the plot of some 90s Disney renaissance film where a florist is turned into a hero against his will and thrust into a hero’s journey as a dorky evil queens overly complicated idea of a date. Nice voice work by the way
100%! She’s so CUTE 😭 I mean- EEEEVIL! I really hope the writer does a third instalment that shows the EEEEVIL date they go on. And I like how the sound effects when the Queen is around are slowly getting more and more cartoony 😂 I fully expect boinks and zips in the next one
I'm so sorry to hear that! I hope whatever is wrong, you recover soon!! Personally I hate being in the hospital, so I especially wish you the speediest of recoveries! 🤗
I really don't have any interest in overthrowing you. I already took down one evil politician and I'm not prophesied to take down another, as far as I'm concerned! This was a character that I'm ecstatic to see make a return. Excellent as always, Vel!
Me too! I sort of hope there'll be a third installment (maybe even with the rival "good" queen or that "bland love interest" mentioned in this one, haha)
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Heyyo timeraft here! I don't have any ideas for part 3 so if you have any suggestions DM me and I'd be happy to whip up a part 3 for you!
Dorky Evil Queen: It's not a phase mother! Mama Vanilla: It's a phase, now go find someone already, I want to hear wedding bells, not your sad attempt of an evil laugh
I mean, she DID torch at least one orc that we know of...and turned a bunch of concert goers into pumpkins that are now being carved. I think she may have technically crossed the moral event horizon already, despite failing hard at villainy in most of her endeavors.
Since I think the word "evil" is uttered more than fifty times in this script...you may not be paying for any hospital bills, but you may end up paying the funeral home!
Awwww Yeeeeeeees!! I hope we get another *EVIL* sequel where we get to go on our *EVIL* date and spend the night having *EVIL* cuddles! How dastardly and *EVIL* that would be!
The vizier is more manipulative and cunning than the evil queen and hero I wonder how will he survive the Queen now that she knows he is a do gooder trying to undermine her evil plans
She does so much harmless or good stuff and then just casually mentions having turned a bunch of people into pumpkins and other people are carving them up and selling them. Originally I was gonna throw out a theory about whether she was actually good or whatever but that's unquestionably evil.
I suppose, to be perfectly fair to her, _she's_ not the one who started carving them. Like, I gotta figure, if (general) you live in a kingdom with an "evil" queen and you know she throws transformation spells around when she's annoyed... And there's suddenly a huge pumpkin patch where a ska concert was yesterday... And the concertgoers are all missing... And the number of pumpkins in the patch roughly correspond with the number of missing people... And you _still_ start making Jack O'Lanterns all willy-nilly... ...that seems like it might kinda be on you.
I really hope that in the third one we get a villain song lmao. This world totally strikes me as a musical universe and this character is so much darn- I mean damn- I mean fucking fun. I hope an opportunity somehow presents itself in the future where she gets bonked on the head and she has tweety birds circle her head or something lmao
I’m sure you’re very evil, it’s just that your ideas do more good than harm. Maybe try getting some evil tutoring and see if that helps. Until then, try just helping your subjects, see if the feeling sticks. There’s no reassuring smile emoji so just use your imagination.
I got so confused about if the listener was a different person, then I got distracted while laughing at the "We have a constitution?" line and started laughing 😂
Hmmm…big turtle in the Mushroom Kingdom? Now why does that sound familiar? I do know a mad scientist with a mustache that kidnapped tiny animals and turned them into robots! I don’t quite remember his name…something about…Eggs, I think?
Babe... we've talked about this. When I go to get us chicken nuggies, you need to stop pretending to be an evil Queen. I was gone for three minutes and you turned our living room into a whole *dungeon*
![Tomboy Orc Girl Goes to the Ball With You [ASMR RP] [Reverse Comfort] [Friends to More?] [Shy]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/D_c7hHrOZC8/mqdefault.jpg)
![Tomboy Orc Girl Goes to the Ball With You [ASMR RP] [Reverse Comfort] [Friends to More?] [Shy]](/img/tr.png)
![Yandere Pirate Queen Wants You [Audio RP] [Enemies to Lovers?] [Teasing] [Flirting] [Assertive]](/img/n.gif)
This audio is a sequel to *Serving a Dorky Evil Queen!* th-cam.com/video/58srOgkw7Pc/w-d-xo.html
Can you do a sequel to dominant evil queen
YAAAY!
I think there is another sequel script to this. Do you have any plans on doing that as well?
She's not just campy, she's the entire campground.
Ah, that explains her moodiness! She's at least two tents.
Yellowstone park. With yogi, boo,cindy,yakkie and ranger smith.
@@VanillaVelvetAudioYou referenced Mario teaches typing. I like deep cut references like that.
@VanillaVelvetAudio the video is half a year old
She's past tents.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Very in tents, yes.
Commander Toldak: *receives queen's death threat *
Also Commander Toldak: *puts on fake mustache and tiny hat * I am now Commander Kadlot.
The Queen, probably: YOU! With the magnificent mustache! Have you seen that layabout Toldak anywhere?!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@VanillaVelvetAudiokadlot : um it's been rumored that he has gone to the mushroom kingdom
@@lorddrixus3575 "Your commander is in another castle."
I will admit this made me chuckle
Saturday morning cartoon Yandere’s are luckily stable enough to be a nice family friendly time.
The best part is that the kid-friendly censorship means the villain always survives to do more evil next week!
The fact that she’s willing to acknowledge sweet compliments as well as keep mundanely evil things alive (like the stress of Christmas) makes her super lovable and fun to listen to!
What IF he actually is the hero, meant to ensure the Queens survival against the Forces of Evil and thus the kingdoms continued happiness and prosperity!
Colossal. Stupendous. I like this headcanon.
My headcannon is that the listener was an evil overlord who got bored with being a tyrant, so he opened a flowershop to meet pretty girls.
"I feel an eeeeevil flashback coming on" - the greatest of segways
I love how FUN you make these
Dorky Evil Queen is one of my favorites of all time. You sound like you're having fun when you do it too.
I'm glad you like her! And you're right, I do have fun with the role--but then, I generally have fun with every character I play, haha.
I would watch an entire animated series about this. The writing and voice acting complement each other to a point it sounds really professional and full of personality
14:58 That's easily my favorite line in the entire series
I love the fun sized "evil" queen. Like actual cartoon D&D joke campaign levels of funny and wholesome.
The "evil" queen returns and is just as delightfully adorable. I still love her accidentally doing good. Nice work, vizer.
I have a theory that she’s not really evil she wanted the kingdom and knew she could do a better job so she put a sleeping spell on the queen took over and she said she was evil and she wanted people to think that she was so she tried and became well as campy as she is now
Gonna need another of this one. Her laughter brings a smile to my face each time.
Just when I thought I couldn’t love this character more ♥️ She’s so lovably dorky and I honestly squee’d when she got all excited over being called cute 😂
It is an honor to be credited and to be a part of the supportive Black Velvet, I am thankful for this opportunity to ''Support Your Entrepeneurial Spirit.'' Thank you very much for this silly Evil Queen continuation, I loved the last one we had before, but this one is a lot of fun, *minor spoilers I like the flashback*
Aw, and I'm glad to have you as a patron! Thank you so much! 💖💖💖
Endlessly fascinated by her line of logic in the "subversive coffeeshop" fantasy, how she thought of swapping the drink to *decaf* as opposed to... Well, a poison, or potion.
She's finally back... **ominous chuckle** 😈🙌
11:07 This queen is totally a Disney princess going though an edgy rebellious phase, i'm not even joking. 🤣
This queen strikes me as the type to unironically listen to "When you're evil" by Voltaire in an attempt to seem more like the bad guy, and I love it.
we all know the vizier just swooped in after dorky queen left and turned all the transformed pumpkins back into people and replaced them with regular pumpkins
That awkward moment when the yandere kidnaps someone who wants to be kidnapped.
Any yandere character I've ever played:
Listener: joke's on you I'm into that shit
Evil Queens are just amazing, she just looks so cute when she's all villainous!
What a brilliant way to start the year!
Much love from UK Vel!
😄💙
Cute! CUTE?! (villainous blushing)
💖💖
For most of the audio I had the biggest and stupidest grin plastered on my face, she's adorable, and the script is unexpectedly (for some reason) funny!
can't help but smile at this audio, like 'individually calling each puppy ugly' is just so damn silly, I love it
Definitely need a part three now, this is getting way too good
4:15 nearly made me spit out my drink over my keyboard
Fun fact: Britain is one of the few countries to not have a constitution. This is because a constitution is only ever made after a revolution, which Britain has never had, however, the closest thing it has to a constitution would be the Magna Carta.
Is it weird that I think the florist would have a crush on the EVIL Queen? Like, the florist recognized her, let her do her EVIL business EVILY and wound up thinking, "She's cute!"
I honestly can see this this being the plot of some 90s Disney renaissance film where a florist is turned into a hero against his will and thrust into a hero’s journey as a dorky evil queens overly complicated idea of a date. Nice voice work by the way
Velvet's Queen/ruler RPs are my favorites of hers!! Such a good voice for it
OMG YAY MY SECOND FAVOURITE VEL CHARACTER IS BACK! SO DELICIOUSLY EEEEEVIL
I hope you enjoy the sequel as much as the last audio!
100%! She’s so CUTE 😭 I mean- EEEEVIL!
I really hope the writer does a third instalment that shows the EEEEVIL date they go on. And I like how the sound effects when the Queen is around are slowly getting more and more cartoony 😂 I fully expect boinks and zips in the next one
THE RETURN OF THE DORKY QUEEN???!!....OHHH HELL YEAH
I'm glad you're excited for her return! I hope you enjoy the audio!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio i realy did...its a great story. Will you do another one? Maybe she meets a dragon that also dorky af
Exactly what I needed while at the hospital! (As a patient rather than working as a nurse, unfortunately.) Thanks, Vel!
I'm so sorry to hear that! I hope whatever is wrong, you recover soon!! Personally I hate being in the hospital, so I especially wish you the speediest of recoveries! 🤗
I can picture the Vizier in the back, holding a sign that says "Just go with it!"🤣
I imagine the orc saying hey our fake evil queen wants to see you can you come I would say sure
“evil points” “sorrow street” I was giggling so hard all throughout this 😭
“Devilishly compact” had me in stitches. It’s now going into my vocabulary.
I love dorky evil vanilla! She's the best at being the worst.
(evil thundercrack and wicked laughter)
2:34-2:40, Mermaid-man: EEEVIIL!!!
This is GLORIOUS
Aww she's so cute! I'm happy we got more dorky evil queen!!!!!! AMAZING as always!!!!!
I love all the extra cheese you put on this one!
Thank you! Sometimes I can't help myself.
Why are you so GOOD at this???
Don't tell anyone, but I'm secretly a cartoon. I escaped the Disney vault and now I'm on the lam. 🤫
@@VanillaVelvetAudio we don’t deserve you
“Devilishly compact” MY HEART AAAAA
She feels like if either box ghost from Danny phantom or the shredder from the 90’s acts evil but is just a goof and will never act out great video
I may be a sonic fan, but that Mario reference was good, nice one vanilla!
It’s nice to know Papyrus from Undertale got a chance to have offspring.
I really don't have any interest in overthrowing you. I already took down one evil politician and I'm not prophesied to take down another, as far as I'm concerned!
This was a character that I'm ecstatic to see make a return. Excellent as always, Vel!
Me too! I sort of hope there'll be a third installment (maybe even with the rival "good" queen or that "bland love interest" mentioned in this one, haha)
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Heyyo timeraft here! I don't have any ideas for part 3 so if you have any suggestions DM me and I'd be happy to whip up a part 3 for you!
@Adblue I know your comment was meant for Vel but I sent some ideas your way anyway because I really like this character lol
Dorky Evil Queen: It's not a phase mother!
Mama Vanilla: It's a phase, now go find someone already, I want to hear wedding bells, not your sad attempt of an evil laugh
Love the vanilla torches.
I can’t wait for the good arc for our adorable chuuni queen.
I mean, she DID torch at least one orc that we know of...and turned a bunch of concert goers into pumpkins that are now being carved. I think she may have technically crossed the moral event horizon already, despite failing hard at villainy in most of her endeavors.
Hand holding?! How lewd!
Dorky cute short or I call them fun sized this girl is perfect
Amazing Idea, hear me out, take a drink every time she says "Evil"
No I will not be paying for your hospital bills.
Since I think the word "evil" is uttered more than fifty times in this script...you may not be paying for any hospital bills, but you may end up paying the funeral home!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Honestly fair enough, ehhhhh, I'm sure it will probably be perfectly fine!... maybe
"Ooh, Darn it. I mean, Damn it! I mean FUCK!!" I felt that in my soul.
She's all of us. Or at least me, haha.
Her:i swear on behalf of all my evilness
The kingdom: so, nothing?
Is my dungeon sufficiently...evil?
What do you mean orcs with lasers attached to thier freaking heads?
What do you even mean? 😂
23:27 That does sound a little... dark...
always love your dorky comedy audios their hilarious. 😂 take care Velvet 😊❤️
Even better than the first one!
Yaay the EEEEEEEVIL queen is back
Being evil is time consuming, to much effort. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
I hear the Queen let the hero paid for their dinner date. How Evil
Queen: I'm Evil!
Me: yes i am aware how taxes work...
YOU BANNED SKA!?? YOU ARE... YOU ARE PURE EVIL. A MONSTER!💀😂
THE TRUMPETS HAD TO GO! Brass clashes with the castle!
Okay, I'll give her the corporate music thing, that's pretty evil
Will no one save us from this tyrant?!
No! MUAHAHAHA
Awwww Yeeeeeeees!! I hope we get another *EVIL* sequel where we get to go on our *EVIL* date and spend the night having *EVIL* cuddles! How dastardly and *EVIL* that would be!
This is comedic genius.
Me: I'd like to roll for persuasion.
I love how fun all of your videos are😂
I see VV and I listen intently
Definitely gave me a good laugh several times. Awesome job Velvet!
Deat VVA I had no idea I needed this today until I heard it. This was exquisitely entertaining. Bravo madam! 😁
I am an Unkindled One! I have lords to bring back to their thrones!
*Keep me in the dunegeons, I'm not leaving, I know how this goes!!*
🤭
You can’t hold me here forever you know. It’s only a matter of time until i break out and cause endless chaos
UNO reverse: endless chaos is what she wants!
Double uno reverse card… I burn the whole castle down. Hellfire really is an unstoppable force
Oh my god, this queen is a trip and a half!
I would gladly fight and die for her 😤
This series exist in the same universe as Super Mario Bros. I want to see the Evil Queen meet Bowser.
WHAT!? THAT'S MY CHARACTER!? THAT'S AWESOME
The vizier is more manipulative and cunning than the evil queen and hero I wonder how will he survive the Queen now that she knows he is a do gooder trying to undermine her evil plans
She does so much harmless or good stuff and then just casually mentions having turned a bunch of people into pumpkins and other people are carving them up and selling them. Originally I was gonna throw out a theory about whether she was actually good or whatever but that's unquestionably evil.
I suppose, to be perfectly fair to her, _she's_ not the one who started carving them.
Like, I gotta figure, if (general) you live in a kingdom with an "evil" queen and you know she throws transformation spells around when she's annoyed...
And there's suddenly a huge pumpkin patch where a ska concert was yesterday...
And the concertgoers are all missing...
And the number of pumpkins in the patch roughly correspond with the number of missing people...
And you _still_ start making Jack O'Lanterns all willy-nilly...
...that seems like it might kinda be on you.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio hmm, yeah I guess that's not a bad point
Your audios always cheer me up. Truly an evil classic 😉
Do you think that the most evil beings to exist, and the nemisis of our smol lil bundle of evilness are the makers of kitchen wall cabinets?
Return of Eeeevil Queeeenie~?! ❤️
Oh yay! I like this character!
Helpless prisoner? No you’re helping me LOL😂
I really hope that in the third one we get a villain song lmao. This world totally strikes me as a musical universe and this character is so much darn- I mean damn- I mean fucking fun.
I hope an opportunity somehow presents itself in the future where she gets bonked on the head and she has tweety birds circle her head or something lmao
As someone who watched Tangled: The Series recently, I second the notion for a song 😂 and for the tweeties too because why not
5:18
Flawless execution
I’m sure you’re very evil, it’s just that your ideas do more good than harm. Maybe try getting some evil tutoring and see if that helps. Until then, try just helping your subjects, see if the feeling sticks. There’s no reassuring smile emoji so just use your imagination.
I got so confused about if the listener was a different person, then I got distracted while laughing at the "We have a constitution?" line and started laughing 😂
Hmmm…big turtle in the Mushroom Kingdom? Now why does that sound familiar?
I do know a mad scientist with a mustache that kidnapped tiny animals and turned them into robots!
I don’t quite remember his name…something about…Eggs, I think?
"And you came?" *vine boom* 🤨
Sorry, I had to 😐. I love your videos, by the way😅
I used this for my DnD campaign, thanks 👍🙏
Hey I'm the script author! I'd love to know what you did with this concept!
The Mario Lore Goes C r a z y
I enjoyed the audio vel ☺️ I hope you’re having a good week, my week’s going good, my birthday was yesterday
Thank you! And happy belated birthday! I hope it was a great one. 🎂
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you’re welcome, and thank you! I had fun! I went to Texas Roadhouse for dinner
☃️This is where the fun begins 🦆
There's always a bigger fish. 😜
(Or duck, in this case!)
My queen anyday. 😁
Muahahahaha 👑
She's evily good at being bad at being evil
Oh no I'm in another castle
Eh, every castle is basically the same if you're in the dungeon...
Babe... we've talked about this. When I go to get us chicken nuggies, you need to stop pretending to be an evil Queen. I was gone for three minutes and you turned our living room into a whole *dungeon*