HISTORY Of The ENTIRE WORLD, I guess - REACTION!!!

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  • Boy was this a lot to absorb! Here's our REACTION bill wurtz HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!
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  • @ReelRejects
    @ReelRejects  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

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    • @TheLoreSeeker
      @TheLoreSeeker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You guys gotta go watch the original precursor to this video "History of Japan" which is essentially a take on what you're talking about. A focus on on region.

    • @johnkraemer5241
      @johnkraemer5241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You guys should react to Star Wars the Clone Wars returns trailer

    • @ragnar97
      @ragnar97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To TheLoreSeeker's point, don't fret, it's way way shorter than this one. If I remember right it was less than 10min long.

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Reel Rejects, React to "History of Japan" by the same youtube channel, it's shorter and also good. Also check this guy out, he makes funny short videos normally.

    • @NaDDdankboi
      @NaDDdankboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Reel Rejects you guys should react to d day for prayer it’s very good❤️

  • @suulito8195
    @suulito8195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9254

    Mom: go outside
    Me: no
    Mom: why not?
    Me: *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

    • @EternalDevotion11
      @EternalDevotion11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      The Entity This comment is GOLD!!! XD Please tell me you played that clip when you did it!

    • @kaitrageser2175
      @kaitrageser2175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      Dad: not anymore, there's a blanket!

    • @brianplays3490
      @brianplays3490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@kaitrageser2175 little brother throws a rock at you
      Aw f*** now everything is dead

    • @chadikhr7258
      @chadikhr7258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      cring

    • @deathpenguin005
      @deathpenguin005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      But but the Ozone is protective blanket.

  • @Prigu
    @Prigu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3311

    Humans in a nutshell
    Human: You have a thing, I want it.
    Other Human: No, it's my thing.
    Human: *Stabs to get the thing* Yes! I got the thing!
    Random Human: You have a thing, I want it.

    • @Dalek63
      @Dalek63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      actually thats greed

    • @Sub_Mark
      @Sub_Mark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@Dalek63 no, it's called *REPEATING*

    • @yannacallaway11
      @yannacallaway11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Accurate 💀

    • @namjoonsjigglytiddies5334
      @namjoonsjigglytiddies5334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      More like..
      Human1: I got a thing.
      Human2: I want it.
      Human1: No!
      Human2: * steals it anyway *
      Human3: * invents an even better thing to show off *
      Human 1 & 2: . . . I want it.

    • @justdan1379
      @justdan1379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Works for video games too

  • @circleofsylvan5906
    @circleofsylvan5906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2239

    Them: "It was all territorial and violent and conquering."
    Me: "Except for the Tamil Kings, no one conquers the Tamil Kings."

  • @mr.winterbamboo6829
    @mr.winterbamboo6829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    Bill Wurtz: *exists*
    Everyone: *W E C A N M A K E A R E L I G I O N O U T O F T H I S*

    • @awelko
      @awelko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      No don't

    • @ionisator1
      @ionisator1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@awelko yes do*

    • @AlexG-jm7cd
      @AlexG-jm7cd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@awelko How 'bout i do, anyway?

    • @awelko
      @awelko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AlexG-jm7cd
      sure

    • @AlexG-jm7cd
      @AlexG-jm7cd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@awelko its a joke from history of japan btw

  • @karlymorales4492
    @karlymorales4492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2294

    Nobody is ever going to forget the first word that human person's said "gneurshk"

  • @Sereomontis
    @Sereomontis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2994

    Basically all of human history boiled down to a 15-20 minute video.
    I learned about most of this stuff on the 7th and 8th grade. That's 2 years.
    This dude just took 20 minutes to teach me more history than I learned in 2 years in school.

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      In school you stay on one subject a lot longer to actually learn and remember it. This video is basically the history in a nutshell without much detail.

    • @nathanhollander5336
      @nathanhollander5336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Its called bill wurtz magic get used to it

    • @vladislavcaptari2131
      @vladislavcaptari2131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It’s because in school, the program forces you to learn the details of what happens, in this video bill wurtz actually made a joke out of the most important stuff in humans history without giving any details. I am not against it, this is just criticism.
      Edit : wow 2 likes! Ego-boost! Probably most likes I ever got

    • @shootbob79ps42
      @shootbob79ps42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      With me every one
      Lets go to land
      *No*

    • @Jeff-xi7pc
      @Jeff-xi7pc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you spend all your time on the internet you'll be smarter than if you graduate school

  • @ilo2224
    @ilo2224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    “Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.”
    Humanities memory is shit...

    • @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself
      @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Those who are knowledgeable about history are also doomed to repeat it, but at least they'll know what to expect.

    • @BradyPostma
      @BradyPostma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      People who know history are doomed to see what's happening, warn everyone, and be ignored while things unfold exactly as predicted.
      Knowledge is not power.

    • @chloekaftan
      @chloekaftan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      unfortunately a lot of history is also written by the victor, which isn't so bad for older history because we've learned to dig deep enough to find the truth, but when it comes to history of nations that are powerful today its nearly impossible to spread the real truth of the history of their time, like if i wanted to talk about the true history of the death of the meso-american civilizations then youtube would immediately censor me. and youtube is supposed to be an american company, and america is supposed to be all about freedom of speech and anti-censorship, but they only say that until its inconvenient for them, in reality america's information system is nearly as bad as the great firewall of china.

    • @Bunny99s
      @Bunny99s ปีที่แล้ว

      "It's all just a little bit of history repeating" - Propellerheads

    • @stevesheroan4131
      @stevesheroan4131 ปีที่แล้ว

      So is “humanity’s” grammar.

  • @sightfield1132
    @sightfield1132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3564

    *Stolen Comment From The Original Video and Who Cares*

    • @ZeloticMemes
      @ZeloticMemes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      f

    • @yuripilledd
      @yuripilledd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      I got something in my eye and almost missed all of it

    • @168Ms
      @168Ms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Watch the video and read my comment

    • @chanel1222
      @chanel1222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sight Field literally

    • @ProXPro106
      @ProXPro106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@168Ms I'm not scrolling through 1600 comments just to find something that's probably not funny.

  • @funkywunkywunker
    @funkywunkywunker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    Also,
    "you could make a religion out of this"
    "nO dOn'T--"

    • @ghostdna8155
      @ghostdna8155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Too late sun worship of the deadly sun lazer is a thing! 😄

    • @NotAHylian
      @NotAHylian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ghost dna yep. I had to play tomb raider to learn about that...

  • @jada6848
    @jada6848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2857

    "Can we go on land now?"
    *NO*
    "Why not?"
    *the sun is a deadly laser*

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Jada _Not anymore there's a blanket_

    • @viceversa6752
      @viceversa6752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Now the animals can go on land. Come on animals, let's go on land!

    • @goldensout
      @goldensout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Me when my mom tells me to go out

    • @Wawagirl17
      @Wawagirl17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Summer in a nutshell.

    • @sydsmiles4748
      @sydsmiles4748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its like me but with outside 😂😂

  • @sarahfriedman4776
    @sarahfriedman4776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I love that every adult I've ever seen react to this video is always freaked out and says that was too much information at once but every teen I've shown it to thinks its hilarious and retains the information

    • @crook7493
      @crook7493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yep, teens have different types of humor...you know, with meme culture and stuff

    • @vanessalawrence1008
      @vanessalawrence1008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'm 47 and can't get enough of that video. My daughter 13 and she showed it to me. Lol

    • @raahyama4023
      @raahyama4023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@crook7493 *YES*

    • @calliope720
      @calliope720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      adult brains are slower... we've already got stuff in here. There's too much stuff in here! I have to move shit around.

    • @LaVaZ000
      @LaVaZ000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's simply not true

  • @onyxguardian1756
    @onyxguardian1756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    I like how the pause at the beginning is just long enough to make people think it might have froze, and then continues just as they think/say it,

    • @jackcolson4745
      @jackcolson4745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Bill wurtz is a mastermind at those things. If you count the amount of time from when the text starts disappearing to the the second he says "forget this", it's about 8.5 seconds, which is roughly the amount of time of the adult Human attention span. It's genius

    • @manoel2519
      @manoel2519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@jackcolson4745 Bill has a like one Khjillion iq when it comes to creating content

  • @jiordiread2004
    @jiordiread2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2052

    When you realise how little you know about the world...

    • @nn-gz6xx
      @nn-gz6xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      WOAH MAN THATS DEEP BRUH

    • @viccasaur
      @viccasaur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I took a ancient civilization class in college before this video came out, I was familiar with some of the information.

    • @valkenhayn412
      @valkenhayn412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      because education sucks wherever you are?

    • @BimbaElis
      @BimbaElis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@valkenhayn412 actually in Italy we study all this from the third grade up to the fifth high school. I have already read other comments where there were Americans who said they studied not even half of what we saw in the video. But seriously? The Italian school is as public as the American one and you have not made the history of the world?

    • @echothenardier8053
      @echothenardier8053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BimbaElis From my experience, American primary and secondary education focuses on the US too long for us to actually get to learn about anywhere else, except maybe for one school year or two in highschool , which really isn’t much

  • @Mayhemm007
    @Mayhemm007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1236

    What got me about this was just how many nations/empires have developed then collapsed throughout history. Now most of them are completely forgotten outside of a history book.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Many of the countries of today may well be gone and forgotten in a few hundred years as well.

    • @TheBakuganmaster99
      @TheBakuganmaster99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Some of them are even omitted from history books.

    • @n3mo_
      @n3mo_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Remember that history is written by winners

    • @wigflew8051
      @wigflew8051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      PongoXBongo lets hope we survive in 100 years for now, global warming will make the *sun a deadly laser* again

    • @rovsea-3761
      @rovsea-3761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Not to forget that many empires and nations weren't even mentioned here. There's just too much history.

  • @STARKILLER15100
    @STARKILLER15100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    “Wait a minute. Where are we?” LMAO

    • @victoriafalls8748
      @victoriafalls8748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What means LMAO?

    • @xipin5334
      @xipin5334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@victoriafalls8748 laughing my ass off

    • @JackAndP
      @JackAndP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Taya Kosheleva BOOMER

    • @jaosjkxjzfo
      @jaosjkxjzfo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Abandoned Vippaley
      Or too young. Or someone who speaks another language.

    • @JackAndP
      @JackAndP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @jaos jkxjzfo You’re right. His name doesn’t feel English-Native.

  • @karizmaa2804
    @karizmaa2804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    My dad died.
    *we can make a religion out of this.*

  • @nieblas112w
    @nieblas112w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3557

    The guy also made a history of Japan

    • @baxkill
      @baxkill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      That's the intermission

    • @tovi3280
      @tovi3280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      baxkill What do you mean? Intermission?

    • @iunne1113
      @iunne1113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Me Bye
      You'll know if you saw the vid.

    • @thatguy6482
      @thatguy6482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No that was about the rise of Islam

    • @tovi3280
      @tovi3280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Good Boi He did another video on the history of Japan.

  • @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603
    @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "I would put this on repeat to torture someone" Me: someone who watches this video on repeat and know all the words "Yes!!! Yes please do that!!"

    • @masamigameon
      @masamigameon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I see you're a man(or woman) of culture as well

    • @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603
      @heddadybvadskog-nebb5603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@masamigameon I am indeed a woman of culture and I am happy to see that so are you

    • @Xardion55
      @Xardion55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Watch the video on repeat?
      We can make a religion out of this.

    • @AbhijayAgarwal
      @AbhijayAgarwal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Temaghn O Murchada Should we call it repetorturism

  • @joju5849
    @joju5849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "Too much information."
    -takes a nap
    Me too, buddy. Me too.

  • @simonedegroot905
    @simonedegroot905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "There's too much history" *This enraged his father, who punished him severly*

    • @MrMcgill9
      @MrMcgill9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wrong channel.

    • @IanTreacy
      @IanTreacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Love Oversimplified

    • @draco3012
      @draco3012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wrong vid bro

    • @ElMundoDeHadesOK
      @ElMundoDeHadesOK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wrong franchise..... but .. ok... :V funny still

    • @priyankadeshpande1514
      @priyankadeshpande1514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Isn't that an oversimplified reference?

  • @CoreyGIvey
    @CoreyGIvey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    Greg's face was like "TOO MUCH DATA!" 😂

    • @rockybfdi2763
      @rockybfdi2763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER!!!!!!!!*

    • @herrartem81
      @herrartem81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rockybfdi2763 oh ok 👍

  • @untoagod8679
    @untoagod8679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Is loving *JESUS* legal yet?
    No.
    Okay, actually, sure, said Constantine

    • @ethanm8871
      @ethanm8871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Moving far away to be closer to his rival

    • @jrr_3
      @jrr_3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don’t worry, Rome won’t fall

    • @southpark4182
      @southpark4182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ethanm8871 moving the capital away*

    • @six4655
      @six4655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s the golden age of India

  • @notayetti555
    @notayetti555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Well, actually… I know this video is old so I don't really expect you guys to read this comment but IF YOU DO.
    Bill Wurtz actually took 11 months to complete the video. Altogether with notes and important moments in history.

    • @vanessalawrence1008
      @vanessalawrence1008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But smashing all info into 19 minute video is super impressive.

    • @edoyuki1030
      @edoyuki1030 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only 11 months?!?!?

  • @Lxkee2
    @Lxkee2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Great news!
    *THE FLOOR IS NO LONGER LAVA*

  • @NexusDex
    @NexusDex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    My brain is broken....this is educational AND A DRUG TRIP?! *AN EDUCATIONAL DRUG TRIP*

    • @tomfoolery4490
      @tomfoolery4490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      no, don't

    • @zephyromenix8755
      @zephyromenix8755 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everything is an educational drug trip if you try hard enough

    • @elnoroii
      @elnoroii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idea. Do drugs while watching history of the entire world for best experience

    • @rijinzhou5487
      @rijinzhou5487 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And we can make a religion out of this
      NO DON'T-

  • @israelarja9457
    @israelarja9457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Being in Australia is like “THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER”

    • @nnoav
      @nnoav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No, it should be: Being in Tropical country be like "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER"

    • @tedreal2748
      @tedreal2748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gacha cringe

    • @arat.6068
      @arat.6068 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tedreal2748 thank you

    • @tedreal2748
      @tedreal2748 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arat.6068 no problem

    • @richardfredrick964
      @richardfredrick964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laughs in indian

  • @ethevr7146
    @ethevr7146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I am in seventh grade and I literally just used today my knowledge of what the Cambrian explosion was called to get an answer correct on a pre-test. GreAt

  • @zavodila9279
    @zavodila9279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The first time I watched the History of the Entire World, I Guess video, I wasn't sure if I lost or gained brain cells. Had to immediately take a nap afterwards to process all the information. (Fun fact, some of the things in the video actually helped me in my history final last year)

    • @six4655
      @six4655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh it helps? Nice it’s a good thing I watched it like five times

    • @raahyama4023
      @raahyama4023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@six4655 Five times? I've watched on repeat for 4 hours, plz help me

    • @six4655
      @six4655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raahyama4023 lol

  • @yaksanibermudez854
    @yaksanibermudez854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2138

    What a throwback 😂 I remember seeing this and at the end my mind had enough

    • @Shoukath_Ali
      @Shoukath_Ali 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yaksani Bermudez Check out my Trailer reaction videos, I bet you'll be my fan

    • @MajoraZ
      @MajoraZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It only really covers the history of half the world, too: It only barely touches on the history of civilization in the Americas, even though Latin America had thousands of years of history that he could have gone into in detail, but didn't.

    • @Wired4Life2
      @Wired4Life2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sure, but can't one say that most of the action was happening in Europe, the Middle East, India, and China/Korea/Japan? The Native Americans were arguably just on either side of reaching *S O C I E T Y* (depending on the tribe/civilization) when the Europeans arrived and conquered them.

    • @MajoraZ
      @MajoraZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +BlueFox94: That's only true for some parts of the Americas: groups in Mexico/Guatamala Belize (IE, Mesoamerica), and Peru/Ecuador/Bolivia (IE the Andes) had complex, state level societies with urban cities, actual goverments, organized armies, etc for thousands of years prior to contact with europeans: It's not as if the Aztec and Inca were the first actual civilizations in those regions, they were the latest among hundreds: Even around 1000 years before the Aztec empire was a thing, you had cities with populations in the high tens of thousands to into the 100k to 200k range., which is comparable to large cities from ancient greece or the roman empire. You have cities going back as far as 1400BC in Mexico, 3000 years before the Aztecs were a thing.
      So, for what's now the United States, Brazil, etc, sure, there's not much stuff to go over, but there's absolutely as much wars, diplomacy, trade, etc going on in Mesoamerica and the Andes as what was happening in Europe, the Middle East, Asia, India, etc. Granted, historical records are a lot harder to come by (thank the spanish for burning them all), but given that the video is only giving 1-2 sentence long quips about each event, that's not that big a deal, it's still entirely doable: I made a 60,000 character summation of Mesoamerican history once thatt covered all 3000 years of it, and I'm just some guy interested in it as a hobby, so if I could do it, so could he.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Aztecs weren't around until the Middle Ages.

  • @jesterlefae3940
    @jesterlefae3940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +980

    Surprised they haven't done this video yet

    • @bloyomind1on1
      @bloyomind1on1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought the same lol

    • @northernqueen3647
      @northernqueen3647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL!

    • @Shoukath_Ali
      @Shoukath_Ali 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ToLegitt2Quit Check out my Trailer reaction videos, I bet you'll be my fan

    • @CruiserDynasty
      @CruiserDynasty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait so if they havent don this then what did i watch?

    • @tribot9688
      @tribot9688 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They?????????????????????

  • @lolgetdemonetization5348
    @lolgetdemonetization5348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Wife: Lets go for a walk
    Me: NO!!!
    Wife: Why?
    Me: Haven't you heard?
    Wife: Heard what
    Me: *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

    • @yourmilkisontheway5214
      @yourmilkisontheway5214 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL get Demonetization
      Wife: 🎶Not anymore its cool now🎶

  • @yashtiwari7352
    @yashtiwari7352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    They didn’t get most of the jokes........sorry bill.😂

    • @napadave58
      @napadave58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Nope. They sure didn’t seem to.

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Example? Because I'm not sure if I got one or not.

    • @konieczkowksie
      @konieczkowksie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AFriendlyBloke Allach Joke

    • @Sammy-bi9fj
      @Sammy-bi9fj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FranciumBoron 12:55 They didn't get the joke

    • @isidoreaerys8745
      @isidoreaerys8745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And Japan!

  • @supremeleadernugget2117
    @supremeleadernugget2117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    My history teacher showed this in class lmao
    I always forget like the entire mid section of the video
    The start i get
    The end i get
    But not the middle

    • @Lestrangest
      @Lestrangest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Supreme Leader Nugget didn't it get censored for the curses?

    • @murasakinokami9882
      @murasakinokami9882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lestrange
      Yeah there's a censored version, it's like ten seconds shorter.

    • @user-nw3ux4ku2s
      @user-nw3ux4ku2s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Last year at the end of the schoolyear exactly three (3) people showed up to class one of which was a student from another school who considered changing to our school the next year, so we watched this video. Great first impression apparently

    • @smurfette_blues7922
      @smurfette_blues7922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Supreme Leader Nugget i got none of ancient history

    • @BoltFraction
      @BoltFraction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      To be fair, I don't think civilization as a whole knew what was going on in the middle, either.

  • @Polymathically
    @Polymathically 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    One of the coolest videos on TH-cam. Glad you guys finally got around to seeing it!

    • @KarnRulez
      @KarnRulez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Polymathically It's a shit video by a shit person

    • @cissyiniguez
      @cissyiniguez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      KarnRulez So, what then? It takes one to know one? 🙃

    • @idontknowman9096
      @idontknowman9096 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      KarnRulez What?

    • @jnes624
      @jnes624 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luke Sanchez he's pointing out there were big errors in the stuff the guy said

    • @MajoraZ
      @MajoraZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's very cool but it's unfortunately EXTREMELY old world centric: He only touches on the precolumbian americas a few times in thee video despite latin america having thousands of years of civilization he could have gone into detail on like he did europe, asia, and the middle east.

  • @MercuryZero11
    @MercuryZero11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    If I were ever a HS History teacher, I'd show this video to all my classes on the first day and tell them to make notes of each thing they want to learn more about during the school year and take the most voted areas for my lessons throughout the year. Then show it again on the last day and review with the class.

    • @Jellybeanthecat743
      @Jellybeanthecat743 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Honestly, as a high school student, I would LOVE to have a teacher that did that.

  • @firstnamelastname3942
    @firstnamelastname3942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    18:43 "Extinction ball" 😂😂

    • @juanfranciscovillarroelthu6876
      @juanfranciscovillarroelthu6876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AND THE DINOSAURS ARE GONE!!

    • @babyyoda5074
      @babyyoda5074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juanfranciscovillarroelthu6876 no it's talking about atom bombs.

    • @jasonmcdaniel345
      @jasonmcdaniel345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can't remember who said it, but there was a comedian who commented that, in Japan, their movies show monsters like Godzilla who were created from small animals being exposed to radiation. In the US movies, on the other hand, people being exposed to radiation gives them super powers. Hmmm...why would these two countries have radically different views on the effects of radiation? Let's think real hard about that one.

  • @mclovinU2night
    @mclovinU2night 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Just wait for the extended version. When they explain in more detail of the history of world. More names, more empires, more fun

    • @Shoukath_Ali
      @Shoukath_Ali 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MclovinU tonight Check out my Trailer reaction videos, I bet you'll be my fan

    • @thegreatgamers9812
      @thegreatgamers9812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      MASTER SHOCKZ if you don't mind me asking, what's with the not so smooth self promoting?

    • @Purple_Scribbles
      @Purple_Scribbles 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "MORE FUN"

    • @PelycheeaceRA
      @PelycheeaceRA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait will there actually be an extended version?

    • @iamdepressed4550
      @iamdepressed4550 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      More brain ache

  • @MarcMagma
    @MarcMagma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    I mean, it's of course only an overview. There are of course a sh*t ton of empires and especially wars he couldn't cover.

  • @atsartanis2337
    @atsartanis2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love how the entire video is just answering the question at the end, 'Where the hell are we?" "Hi! You're on a rock, floating in space..."

  • @KittenRaptor
    @KittenRaptor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Wow I can see why the original theme song for The Big Bang Theory was rejected.
    Also why the pilot episode only had time for one line of dialogue.

    • @rileycannon6789
      @rileycannon6789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Considering most of their writing it sounds like an improvement

  • @clericjin
    @clericjin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    what I still find funny is Greenland having more Ice and Iceland having more green...

    • @iridescent_skies
      @iridescent_skies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Rojenn Ortiz
      The Vikings(I think it was them) named it that way to confuse people. They wanted Iceland to themselves and to direct everyone else to Greenland

    • @dibbidydoo4318
      @dibbidydoo4318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think that's a misconception, I don't know if it is but it feels so stupid... that'll never work...

    • @iridescent_skies
      @iridescent_skies 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damien Green
      That’s just what I remember being taught in school, I honestly have no idea how we know that is what happened

    • @pathfinder018
      @pathfinder018 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it’s cuz when they found it first, it was named as what they’ve found, but drastically changed after a few years...

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Rojenn Ortiz
      When Erick the Red discovered Greenland, he wanted to attract colonists from the already named Iceland. The solution he settled on was clickbait.
      No, I am not joking.

  • @cissyiniguez
    @cissyiniguez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Hahaha, it's funny when Greg's brain breaks 😂😭😂
    Don't worry Greg, that's how all of us felt the first time watching this video

    • @alexandermaddox8695
      @alexandermaddox8695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NOT ME i actually learned alot and remember most of it

  • @zorrow_
    @zorrow_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Your reaction: Laughs like 10 times no talking

  • @Palladium001
    @Palladium001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Oh boy I love eating chemical soup made with gnarly space ingredients!

  • @lil_sixxo
    @lil_sixxo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

    A little bit late

    • @uncleclarence5892
      @uncleclarence5892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      lunx BaSick actually, really late

    • @kennyluc4868
      @kennyluc4868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      **a lot bit late

    • @maybehere_
      @maybehere_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ** *EXTREMELY LATE*

    • @zellrang
      @zellrang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup like REALLY LATE

    • @wownice3378
      @wownice3378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      early'nt

  • @KallianaCorus
    @KallianaCorus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I completely forgot how overwhelming it wass the first time through, and that was with the added benefit of having seen History of Japan and knowing Bill Wurtz's video style. You have to watch it a couple times in a row and then watch it again after a day or so to catch jokes and things without your brain trying to explode.

  • @kmi2579
    @kmi2579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    summary:
    human: hehe i got something
    other human: no mine
    humans: *fight*
    human: yay i won
    other human: *no mine*

    • @ItsRubyGD
      @ItsRubyGD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "hey you aren't me"
      "wanna fight about it?"

    • @arthurizando
      @arthurizando 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      we can make a religion out of this

  • @lucapena9330
    @lucapena9330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Blanket protects humanity form the DEADLY LAZER

  • @angelmay5808
    @angelmay5808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My brain hurts.....but big F-ing round of applause to that man!!! Wish they had just showen that when i was in school! Of course the internet was still a bit hit or miss way back then....oh well. Xxx

  • @hanaeve__
    @hanaeve__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    *btw where the hell are we?*

    • @l.0
      @l.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      in the middle of space , why ? :)

    • @itzaryaa6340
      @itzaryaa6340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      you are on a rock, floating in a space, *pretty cool huh?*

    • @victoriafalls8748
      @victoriafalls8748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@l.0 There's no middle of the space

    • @victoriafalls8748
      @victoriafalls8748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We're on TH-cam

    • @blottesque8532
      @blottesque8532 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, but really...Where ARE we?

  • @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself
    @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I watch "History of the World" about once a year to review, and then I pick a particular moment of interest to research in more depth.

  • @aweirdoalert7561
    @aweirdoalert7561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The sun is *_A DEADLY LAZER_*
    You can make a reli- No. Don't.

  • @ImFrelled
    @ImFrelled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Have you done Bill Wurtz's, "History of Japan"? It's fantastic too and gives you a little more then this videos "Sunrise Kingdom".

  • @Deucebaby4life
    @Deucebaby4life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    What a brain fart..lot to process lol you both reaction was gold

  • @karolinakojak5210
    @karolinakojak5210 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how he literally whispers "they never got Ethiopia" or Thailand, it's like he doesn't want Britain and France to hear it 🙈

  • @Arson_Assassin
    @Arson_Assassin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Cats
    We can make a religion out of this

  • @f.m.f962
    @f.m.f962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Congratulations!
    Brain.exe has expanded by 50%!

  • @Kairukurumi
    @Kairukurumi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Also you should do the History of Japan next!

    • @Shoukath_Ali
      @Shoukath_Ali 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay Spradley Check out my Trailer reaction videos, I bet you'll be my fan

    • @that1trashborb948
      @that1trashborb948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MASTER SHOCKZ you shoulden't advertis on other people's channels

    • @Kairukurumi
      @Kairukurumi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheBritishBulldog love you too

  • @Jack-wb6sn
    @Jack-wb6sn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When you spend 4 years learning history and then a 20 minute video teaches you way more than you were ever taught

  • @skiller5034
    @skiller5034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On the topic of (not) going back to school, at least one history teacher has completely integrated this exact video into their class. They show it on the first day, then go "everything that guy said, we're gonna go over throughout the school year", teach their class throughout the year, and then re-show it on the last day and the students are all like "oh yeah I remember we covered this and that!" and I wish i had that teacher when I was still in school.
    If you wanna know, they have a TH-cam channel : Mr Terry History

  • @Timelords-13
    @Timelords-13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Now you should do the prequel The history of Japan

  • @Kairukurumi
    @Kairukurumi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    *NORTE CHICO*

  • @hokuwong
    @hokuwong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like that within that short of a time frame it moves from a science lesson to a history lesson seamlessly. It's really effective as a cliff notes of interesting history

  • @MCLackie3559
    @MCLackie3559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You can't torture me with this, it was my 11th time watching it🤣

  • @TAPM88
    @TAPM88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    If you guys really did want that “300 part series” I would recommend Crash Corse’s World History series on youtube. It may not be 300 parts but it is great

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, that is AMAZING. Definitely recommend Crash Course.

  • @progamer1110
    @progamer1110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I needed this video today, thank you.

  • @tylermartinez3068
    @tylermartinez3068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    " Time to conquered all of India"

    • @coolphoenix_0724
      @coolphoenix_0724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *M O S T O F I N D I A*

    • @epolacek1796
      @epolacek1796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But what about this part?

    • @411onThem
      @411onThem 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      TNG_ Elijah that’s the Tamil kings nobody conquers the Tamil kings

    • @tylermartinez3068
      @tylermartinez3068 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@411onThem who are the Tamil kings?
      Merchants probably.
      And they've got spices

    • @epolacek1796
      @epolacek1796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tyler Martinez Who would like to buy the spices?

  • @markedmanmist
    @markedmanmist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These guys look and sound like the drunk people at the gas station while it's midnight.

  • @bj1000ky
    @bj1000ky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The History of Japan needs to be viewed next!

  • @PetersAnimation
    @PetersAnimation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    20:41 After Watching Endgame You Dont Know What to Do With Your Life.....

    • @jaosjkxjzfo
      @jaosjkxjzfo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah this is me when I finish a book saga I like a lot tbh.

    • @Arkensius1157
      @Arkensius1157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I finish a game, I continue playing it

    • @elevate07
      @elevate07 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Arkensius1157 So... Silver Snow?

  • @lone6718
    @lone6718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that all the uncomfortable shit isn’t sugar coated. It’s stated as a blunt, honest fact...like the rape of Nanking. We can’t make everything all nice and flowery just because it makes us uncomfortable.

    • @user-uh6gl6hb1s
      @user-uh6gl6hb1s 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How does this only have 2 likes !?

  • @gtsrvenom1
    @gtsrvenom1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    it gets more and more condensed between each event mentioned as the video goes on because we got better and better at recording history accurately as time went on. the early parts of the video have millions of years between notable things and near then end things are happening one right after the other.

  • @Zebens
    @Zebens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's funny right, I've learned more from Bill Wurtz's videos than I have in any history class I've ever taken.

  • @cck523
    @cck523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've seen different reactions now, and you can tell the people who are learning something new and those who reconnect the dots from what they learned in school. Amazing video all together!

  • @AngeAlexiel
    @AngeAlexiel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the guy who made this is really talented cos it's pretty accurate, even tough he skipped some stuff and focused a bit too much on other stuff. awesome job , and really funny in a way.

  • @iesika7387
    @iesika7387 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "My dealer won't tell me where he gets it" is the funniest joke in the entire video and I never see reactors laughing about it.

  • @thorkagemob1297
    @thorkagemob1297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Wow I'm surprised but not disappointed let's go lmao

    • @Shoukath_Ali
      @Shoukath_Ali 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      KingInTheNorth 12 Check out my Trailer reaction videos, I bet you'll be my fan

    • @jaltrayen3882
      @jaltrayen3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MASTER SHOCKZ Can you stop advertising your terrible channel?

  • @MethuselahWinter
    @MethuselahWinter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “By the way where the hell are we?” - I loved that.

  • @roseywolf7867
    @roseywolf7867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    16:11 They expect us to remember all of this in History but this is better XD
    20:44 HAHAHA THAT IS SO ME! XDDDDDDD

  • @natalies5917
    @natalies5917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Britain threw a hissy fit" the reason for everything in history...

  • @proraptor7291
    @proraptor7291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *the sun is a deadly lazer*

  • @fallendevonish1869
    @fallendevonish1869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When he says rape he doesn't mean sexual assault the word rape a nation during war in the old days ment plunder.

    • @victorparadis460
      @victorparadis460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ever heard of the rape of nanking? In that case it means both

    • @madenerg3555
      @madenerg3555 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@victorparadis460 lets just not bring that up there are kids here lmao

    • @WeiYinChan
      @WeiYinChan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea no a lot of the time children and women just get raped and murdered in wars

  • @MilkieMouse
    @MilkieMouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like the "America learned racism is bad" joke because it seems like most people don't realize the joke is made twice, implying they actually didn't. Obviously both times, in hindsight.

  • @bigstronkbee
    @bigstronkbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now this is what I call genuine lol

  • @cronos5513
    @cronos5513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The Kansas song by the gorrillaz at the beginning 🤣🤣🔥

    • @ReelRejects
      @ReelRejects  5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahaha was wondering if anyone was gonna catch that :P

    • @Shoukath_Ali
      @Shoukath_Ali 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cronos Check out my Trailer reaction videos, I bet you'll be my fan

    • @nandabun
      @nandabun 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dronkusdonkus9190 Now was that really necessary?

    • @dronkusdonkus9190
      @dronkusdonkus9190 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nandabun yes

  • @RedheadButNotReally
    @RedheadButNotReally 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how it just broke them both. XD

  • @SCharlesDennicon
    @SCharlesDennicon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "There's so many places and people and wars and religions and entreprises and wars..." XD

  • @kaibird542
    @kaibird542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact: the guy who made this video spent around three years learning the complete history of the entire world until he was caught up and then created the video

  • @dragonzlucas
    @dragonzlucas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    There is another by him on just the history of Japan. It is a bit easier to follow xD.

  • @gaptoothlukaz5273
    @gaptoothlukaz5273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Love the gorillaz reference😂

    • @ReelRejects
      @ReelRejects  5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Love that you caught it 😘

    • @bearadam31
      @bearadam31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holy shit! Loved the now now

    • @evolo123
      @evolo123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      J.B. Studios beginning when they mention Kansas they play like 2 seconds of the song Kansas off the new album the now now

    • @Shoukath_Ali
      @Shoukath_Ali 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JinnyBoy_ 28 Check out my Trailer reaction videos, I bet you'll be my fan

    • @viceversa6752
      @viceversa6752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MASTER SHOCKZ are you Justin Y. 2.0?

  • @garba1984
    @garba1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "they decided that racism is bad...south africa might need another minute" this kind of acid humour makes the video great!

  • @azure1204
    @azure1204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mega batch of irony within irony within.. Gotta love Bill Wurtz

  • @normanromero4800
    @normanromero4800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How I feel when math class is over.

  • @BNuts
    @BNuts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    SOME KID: Mom, how did we get here?
    MOM: [shows this to her kid]
    KID: Oh, well, I meant us in particular.
    MOM: ...

  • @marxiusivanadolfdenniellom2162
    @marxiusivanadolfdenniellom2162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My school teaches me literally a speck of all the history in a month but this video teached me pretty much EVERYTHING

  • @mariaburgos2501
    @mariaburgos2501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally had a headache right after that video. And then came here and watch it again with you guys here.

  • @Lenny-ue8hk
    @Lenny-ue8hk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I love watching americans react to this and realise that they were really late to the whole "slavery and racism is bad" party

    • @CertifiedSunset
      @CertifiedSunset 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Still weird how we still get the most shit for it too, lol. Whatevs

    • @mistersureshot1749
      @mistersureshot1749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dumbass
      - Who do you were building the pyramids
      - Who do you think Roman Empire got to do their dirty works
      - Africa selling their babies
      - Tyranny and white slavery with the Ottoman Empire

    • @lunacouer
      @lunacouer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      MisterSureShot Lenny Lynch was talking about how late we were to the idea that slavery and racism is wrong. It was only 153 years ago that slaves were freed, and damn, racism was so bad 54 years ago that we had to make a law to say "Stop it". And even with it being against the law to be racist in jobs, housing, and business, it's still happening - 'cause criminals gotta be criminal and all.
      Lenny's just sayin' it wasn't too long ago in the grand scheme of the world - not that we're the only ones to have legal slavery.

    • @annaairahala9462
      @annaairahala9462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      In America's defense, they haven't really been the last with both slavery and racism. Sadly both are still widespread where some places are worse than others.

    • @sertu1462
      @sertu1462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      MisterSureShot actually, it's believed that the pyramids were build by payed workers instead of slaves.

  • @dearfauxpas
    @dearfauxpas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn I remember when this went viral, good times.

  • @hahuthought1557
    @hahuthought1557 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite lines:
    *•the sun is a deadly lazer!!*
    *•gnukrgzh*
    *•but its getting closer together*
    *•its a ☆starrr☆*
    *•even crazier space dustt*
    *•weather update...its raining*
    *•skhoot skhoot sckhoot*
    *•not anymore there's a blanket*
    *•cant walk yet...also there's no food yet so i dont care*
    *•augh augh aug-*