I haven’t watched Swoozie since like 2012-2013. Used to be my most favorite channel. Really resonated with me as a HS Senior, doing anything to get my grades up - including “collaboration.” Randomly got this in my recommended. Haven’t even seen this one before 😮
how to cheat; (only works with long hair :/ ) 1 - buy bluetooth in-ear headphones (they cost around 10$) 2 - make a short mp3 file with the most important parts you should have learned 3 - listen to it on loop while writing the test it always worked for me, and even if the teachers found out one day, i would still only fail one test
Man, the more I watch these videos the more I learn how bad the USA education system really is. Specifically: you fail one history class and you have to redo the entire year? You get caught cheating once and you get expelled? Punishment does not fit that crime at all. I aint even finished watching the whole video yet.
It not like that he over doing a lot. When you get a F for the class you have to the class again doing summer vacation if you fail that you a hole year behide it and you redo it. You redo the grad when you fail Math and reading at the same time. As for the cheating depends on grade but mostly for how long you been doing it and what the difference is between you not cheating and cheating. So say you cheat and get a A then you don't cheat you a F that's big troble you just go set faceing the wall so you can cheat and they can't we're hoodies or jackets for the tests they can put on after this.
Yeah it’s all about credits. You have to pass certain classes to walk. If you fail the class and don’t summer school or redo it you won’t be able to graduate cause that’s a required credit you need.
Swoozie is a comedy entertainer who exaggerates certain details in order to make his stories funnier and more compelling. He is not actually reciting the god's honest truth about the real USA education system.
Sorry for the misunderstanding, I was refering to GTA's stealing, heisting, killing, all of that stuff. I wasn't really refering to Bully. But sorry for the confusion.
I can relate to this so hard I almost didn’t graduate this year bc I wasn’t passing AP Stat (I took all AP classes this year I just suck at math) so my guidance counselor called my dad to tell me to take this math test that I never took in order to pass the class. I had to learn Pi squared in an hour and took the test and got a 95 and STILL didn’t pass the class but my teacher loved me so she put in a bunch of homework grades and got me to 60.7%, scary times man scary times
2:39 Bruh that's for real my mom. She got a phone call from school once about my behavior while I was in the shower and she came in the and started throwing shampoo bottles at my naked body!!! The things Caribbean children have to go through 🤦🏽♀️
I hope you do more than this, middle school and college. That would be amazing! I watched this on my phone. I was recently paralyzed from waist down, and it was the first time I had smiled since. (I've been in here in the hospital for 2 months, and since I watched these it is the only time I have smiled.) Gracias amigos!
The awkward moment when its quiet in the classroom and your stomach start to make that loud dying whale sound ....anybody else see that on the chalkboard lol
Grades be like: A: Yes B: Ok.. C: WHAT!? D: No phone for 6 months. F: Phone is back to Verizon. I just have to get straight A's this year, other wise I dont get to go to Las Vegas. Wish me luck 😅
I usually get As. Or 90+ for me in academics (precalc, ap chem, etc) except for my shop classes, finna keep failing that shit. But tbh my parents dont give af bout grades bih. All i gotta do is tell them im going onto the next grade lmaoo. But bro, get them As i dont want yo parents sending your phone back to verizon 😤 and get that trip to vegas
My way of cheating was a cunning method of deception and clever strategy. As my final year was playing out, i started planning for cheating for finals a whole year before the tests. I created a code for language and maths, the code looked like some kind of viking runes or dragon language mash up with a hint of arabic, i made an entire language just so i could cheat and the code could not be translated. When i finished my code, i started with phase 2. Phase 2 would take the longest of all my planning, i would start to decorate my textbooks and workbooks with my code, by copying the entire lord of the rings book and translate it into my own code. I would do it to all my books and put it on the back of every test, just to make the teachers used to my strange habits. Phase 3 would be crucial to creating an Alibi. This was where i started to run out of space in all my books, and start to decorate my book bag aswell. My strategy required people to think i am slightly insane and also very smart. Before the exams started, i copied my textbooks contents that would be on the test, onto my pencil cases and every other pencil and tool contained within. So i was able to breeze through everything but math, as math had a different code the teachers were not used to. Even though i destroyed the key to the code, i can still remember the rules and the grammar for the code.
My parents grade system: A+: Great job! Gets a 100 dollar reward A: Great job! Gets a ps4 game A-Great job! Gets a I pad game B+ Good job! Gets a treat for dinner B: Good job! Gets a pat on the back B- pretty good! C+ eh you did ok C: grounded for the day C- ground from electronics for the day D+ gets booty slapped D: gets slapped with belt D- gets stays in closet for a hour doing nothing F: run F- I die
In my english class, we have a code. Tap the eraser on the desk once for A, twice for B, three times for C and four for D. Then to specify which question, you tap the number on the desk with the pencil and for 10, you hit your elbow on the desk. So for 11 it would be elbow hit then tap your pencil once and so on.
I was a lone ranger when it came to cheating in high school. Now, I was in art school, so on a lot of classes I couldn't cheat. (What's there to cheat on? you can't cheat in Art!) But although my art grades were awesome, I was failing my theoretical classes. I want to draw for a living, why do I need Algebra? Teach me geometry instead! But I played it smart, and I did in on my own. I invented my own secret script. I would paint the answers as decorations on my clothes, as henna designs on my hands or scribble it on my school supplies. No one ever figured out what the deal with the symbols was. And because I was an art student, no one even asked.
zainab B I made a custom watch with a small paper slit that could slide in or out so I could pass my american history classes. But how come I had to learn history, if I'm getting a degree in Computer Science?
ThereIsNoMatch very smart. Why do u have to learn history if ur taking a degree in computer science. I honestly have no answer I thought going to medical school i would get rid of math but that didn't work so well.
ThereIsNoMatch Now While I don't live in america, I might have an answer. If you were attending a public school i believe its a thing that americans learn about american history. However I'm not 100 percent about this. Its Just a theory
I have a couple of different cheating methods. 1. Do as much of the test as possible then when you finish go to the bathroom and bring your phone with you. Then google all the answers you don't know. 2. Do the same thing as the first, do as much of the test as possible and when you finish go to the bathroom, but if you have a teacher who collects phones before a test, or will make sure you don't take your phone with you make sure you have a piece of paper that has formula's or answers tucked in your shoe. 3. For math I would write the formula's and/or save them in the calculator. The last method 4, write formulas or answers on the desk in pencil, and when you no longer need it just casually erase the writing.
Purplepink 10 The 4th one can be tricky. I make it look like me erasing the desk is a nervous habit. I usually go for method number one. It's easier, and I make sure that me going to the bathroom during class (I'm in college so I can just walk out whenever) is normal.
Bloom Exactly becuz I hate my teacher I you need to go with a buddy -.- Are u serious we no 6 year old kid XD so she says no becuz you can tell ur ''buddy'' the answers so when u do write on ur desk she doesn't care becuz she sits on the other end of the room at her desk AND we don't use calculators in test at all XD so I can rlly just do #4 and for me its rlly easy XD
0:05 sWooZie" I never cheat only in high school and by high school I mean middle school maybe college, and my taxes, and on my driving test other than that I never do it......"
My parents are like A-OMGGG MY BABYS GOIN TO HARVARD B-AWWWWEE SMARRTT C-ACCEPTABLE D-try harder baby E(YES WE HAVE E’S)-WTF IS THIS SHIT YOU BETTER RAIE YO SHIT BEFORE I TAKE AWAY YORU SHIT I currently have 3E’s ;))) midterms are next week
My mums grading system A: good, you better keep em like that B: why not an A???? C: wHY NOT AN A!?!?!?!? D & E: wheres LA chancla!?!? Dads grading system: A: amazing! B: well done! C: its fine, but just try to raise it, kay? D: at least youre passing. E: I'm disappointed, but I still believe you can pass if you work extra hard.
Me : *Takes one step in the office* Dad : *Super senses activated* Me : *Comes home* Mom! Dad! I’m ho - Dad : Bend over right now. Brother: *Hears* AAAAAAAAAAAAH!! I don’t actually get whooped, I just wanted to make something funny :3
It gets real when the teacher hands your test faced down like - it doesn't even matter if they flipped everybody else's..that pressure and fear of the unknown hits type different.
It is almost impossible to cheat in most of my high school classes. I'm a junior, and there are some teachers that are cracking down. One of my teachers forces all of my classmates and I far away from each other so that we couldn't cheat off each others paper. There are teachers that had out different copies of the test (where the questions are switched around) and then there are the ones where they purposefully leave out the 'answer book' and fail whoever looked in it for answer before a test.
This is exactly why I became a Christian. In 8th grade I'm got around 80-85 percent with all the subject except science I always get 50% I actually prayed to god and I got 66%. Passed
Today in my science test, I cheated in a way I never thought of and it is so simple Here is how to cheat in a test (my way): 1) Make sure the student next to you is a close friend of yours and will never tell the teacher that you 'cheated' 2) First, just start filling in all you know on dat paper, afterwards when you are done, grab a tissue from your pocket or something (also make sure the teacher isn't watching while doing this) and write the page,number etc about the question/s you don't know. 3) throw the filled tissue to your partner in crime (or simply your friend). If he knows them, he will fill out the answers for you, and throws it back to you. (also to be fair he can write down questions that HE didn't know. 4) Next thing you know you get A+ on dat paper!!! (or B,depending how good you are at school)
Andrea Vella when I was still in High school, we used an eraser for that. Half of the eraser was covered by this protection paper thingie, and we took it off, wrote the questions on the eraser, and then passed it to a friend. Nothing suspicious in borrowing an eraser for a sec from another student. ;)
Andrea Vella I remember people would share a calculator and pass it asking for the answers and giving the answers. Also morse code was a thing that was used... not by me.
SaHnieChan LOL I used to do this too. My friend and I sat together and on test day she'd have her eraser out and we'd pass it back and forth (we rarely used it, though). Truly genius. You can't fail with that method.
I wouldn't want anyone involved in grading my paper other than the instructor. I had this one dude who graded my paper and he intentionally switched all my right answers to the wrong ones and I know it was on purpose. Of course I told on him and in this case I don't care if I was considered a snitch. From that point on the teacher decided to grade our papers like all teachers should!
Just lost my drivers license: I BEEN OUT HERE GETTIN DIS PAPER! My dog just ran away: I BEEN, OUT HERE, GETTING THIS PAPER!!!! I got my first B on a report card? ... I.. *sniff* Been out here.. Getting.. *sniff* dis paper.. 😂😂😂
WHEN I GET CAUGHT CHEATING IN A TEST TEACHER :HEY!!! WHY ARE U LOOKING AT HIS PAPER ME: UM UM NO MR I AM NOT CHEATING I WAS LOOKING AT A BUG CHEATING IS BAD RIGHT?
Everyone says how gifted and intelligent I am but you ain't got a game without a few glitches. I have ocd, adhd, depression, stress, anxiety, insomnia, and autism and that fucked with my brain and effected my outcome in school. Question 1. 5×X=45 why? Answer: I saw a butterfly. I was getting F's left and right and almost got held back twice. But I pulled my shit together I'm fighting my glitches and I'm controlling them. Cheating is never the answer. Hard work and dedication is. Though this was funny Adonde.
Why you being saying your real name on the internet?!?! You picture makes you look, what...9. By nine I already had enough common sense not to do that!
“I cheated on my taxes”
*We got ‘em, boys.*
Ayyyy
*i made this comment have 666 likes*
You can thank me later lmao ;)
Rizwan Ahmed 0
Nice profile pic, you look Ē
Lol
These videos and how sWooZie explains them makes me want to do heists on GTA5
Ha exactly
ikr
Same
bit random xD
Ikr
I'VE BEEN OUT HERE GETTIN' DIS PAPER
YOU NAA ME
ExplosiveCookiez YA NA MEEANN!!!!!!!!!DO YA NA MEANN
I love how he uses monopoly money😂😂😂
I love how he uses monopoly money😂😂😂
Noel Gillespie Well I hate that you send it twice
I promise I’ll never cheat again
Recommended: Cheating in college
U 2
U 2
Fire Stryker same
tttt
I watched the video and he actually didn't cheat
I love ur cheating in school vids
ikr OK ALAVE
Selena Huang many people do as well
Selena Huang ikr
Elated Magic kitten123 Amy
HT Gaming 1000,0000000000000000000000000000000
3:09 I know none of you people noticed, but sWooZie left us a message on the board
OMG I FINALLY figured out what it says I think
"This exam is sponsored be GoPro so don't think? about! -Ab
It!
um i went in the comments to see if someone else noticed
Can you tell me what it said, I couldn't see it too well...
+Jelany Perez this exam is sponsored by gopto so don't even think about it! -Ab
Grading system
A: you are A doctor
B: you can B a doctor
C: you are going to need to C a doctor
D: you are Dead
F: Forgotten and now missing
that was my fav one so far
why do you need to see a doctor
@@garglemynutz13 child abuse.
A+: You're a goddess
F-: Infinite therapy sessions
sWooZie Marathon?
Kingslayer7 v
How u know?
hell ya.
Yay
Yep
Ad- ad- "i think its adonkey" 😂bruh i lost it
loll
Omg samee😂😂😂😂
me to
+Sydane Blackwood Can you send ad- ad- what is it? I think it's adonkey...oh can you send adonkey thorn-eh? XD same!!!!!
Same I was drinking milk and milk came out my mouth and nose
3:42
1) Makes deal with Jesus saying if he can graduate he will never cheat again
2) Graduates
3) Makes a video about cheating in college
Ok he said he wouldn't cheat again..cheats on drivers test
have you seen the cheating in collage video?
Ikr
He dint cheat in collage if you looked at the video you would know that
Lol it's funny how no one gets on him for Cheating on his taxes.
lol
YOU
NAAAAAA
MEEE
Yeee
Edgar Mendez what?
Alessandro Correira Yeee, (yeee is yes in swoozie language) I know what you mean.
Edgar Mendez yes
Inkling Alessandro
When he said that thing about making deals with god
I felt that
"can you send Ada adeda adedonkey to the office?"
Lol
Haha so funny fuck you bitch
Angel Velasco wtf did i do like your starting shit for no apparent reason like wtf
momowooz to
Jin Lee same
I BEEN OUT HERE GETTIN DIS PAPER
Nice
YOU NAAA MEAN?
"What if I actually studied for the finals? It's like cheating, but I'm hiding all of the answers in my brain."
GENIUS
"Mr. Richardson, can you please send A D O N K E Y"
2:16 True
Alessandro Correira I
Yancel Gaming what?
lol
Alessandro Correira stfu lil white boy
Red Ant you su too
' A DONKEY '
😂😂😂
Fluffypaws4988 Aj ü
Salty- Chan I
YA BOI
Salty- Chan xD
😂😂 Mr. Arbitello looks like the monopoly guy 😂
Not really. No hate.
Adrian Jaden uh ok?
Diamond White Well, I was just giving my opinion.
Adrian Jaden I know
Diamond White Why are you do confused?
I haven’t watched Swoozie since like 2012-2013. Used to be my most favorite channel. Really resonated with me as a HS Senior, doing anything to get my grades up - including “collaboration.”
Randomly got this in my recommended. Haven’t even seen this one before 😮
Bro he just popped up in my head randomly and had to search him to see what he's doing now lol. I can't believe it's been 8 years......
Me...
OK I AM GOING TO STUDY NOW!!!!!
20 youtube videos later...
ILL STUDY NOW
Dude,you must have glasses now.
YO MAMMA
U copycat I DO DAT
Patrick, you don't go to schools...
Lol im doing the exact same right now
"Can you send a donkey" xD
Great impression of Adankee.
how to cheat; (only works with long hair :/ )
1 - buy bluetooth in-ear headphones (they cost around 10$)
2 - make a short mp3 file with the most important parts you should have learned
3 - listen to it on loop while writing the test
it always worked for me, and even if the teachers found out one day, i would still only fail one test
Imma do this now -3-
Oh my god, that's genius...
too bad I'm a boy with short hair
love your picture of garry
lol
Man, the more I watch these videos the more I learn how bad the USA education system really is. Specifically: you fail one history class and you have to redo the entire year? You get caught cheating once and you get expelled? Punishment does not fit that crime at all. I aint even finished watching the whole video yet.
It not like that he over doing a lot. When you get a F for the class you have to the class again doing summer vacation if you fail that you a hole year behide it and you redo it. You redo the grad when you fail Math and reading at the same time. As for the cheating depends on grade but mostly for how long you been doing it and what the difference is between you not cheating and cheating. So say you cheat and get a A then you don't cheat you a F that's big troble you just go set faceing the wall so you can cheat and they can't we're hoodies or jackets for the tests they can put on after this.
If you cheat you should be expelled from any school that isn't gov't funded
Yeah it’s all about credits. You have to pass certain classes to walk. If you fail the class and don’t summer school or redo it you won’t be able to graduate cause that’s a required credit you need.
Swoozie is a comedy entertainer who exaggerates certain details in order to make his stories funnier and more compelling. He is not actually reciting the god's honest truth about the real USA education system.
"hiding answers in my brain" i lost it 😂😂😂😂
I watched that TV show
me too!!!
Ikr!
+Kaylaudog But it's so true though. Like when there's a sub or something and their like "Uh- Ney...Neh...Nen..Neh-nah?"
It's not cheating... As I call it, it's using your resources.
Cheeto Dust but it's not cheating If u get caught
Owen LOL
In games it is creative use of game mechanics
How the hell do you cheat on your drivers test and taxes
Omg I need to know how! XD
put a radio in your your head and get your friend patrick to tell you how but then you start saying i cheated to ms. puff
Ikr
1UP Milk lol
"It's never twins!"
"in what ways was the Civil War inevitable?"
I don't even need the book for this.
Humanity
Ouch
Ouch
This is like Grand Theft Auto: School Edition
Basically Rockstar's Bully..?
King ofGaming you're not Bullying anybody. You're stealing. GTA.
Have you played bully???
Salty Bully isnt about bullying idiot
Sorry for the misunderstanding, I was refering to GTA's stealing, heisting, killing, all of that stuff. I wasn't really refering to Bully. But sorry for the confusion.
3:39 OMG I know the feeling a bit to well
When you study so, so hard for a test...and then realise you studied for the wrong one. 😅😡
Yes!
This happened last semester in Bio. It sucked so bad.
Omg that what happened to me i studied my butt off for social studies then when i came to school it was L.A
I can relate to this so hard I almost didn’t graduate this year bc I wasn’t passing AP Stat (I took all AP classes this year I just suck at math) so my guidance counselor called my dad to tell me to take this math test that I never took in order to pass the class. I had to learn Pi squared in an hour and took the test and got a 95 and STILL didn’t pass the class but my teacher loved me so she put in a bunch of homework grades and got me to 60.7%, scary times man scary times
My friend is in the THUG life...
No one understands me....
2:39 Bruh that's for real my mom. She got a phone call from school once about my behavior while I was in the shower and she came in the and started throwing shampoo bottles at my naked body!!! The things Caribbean children have to go through 🤦🏽♀️
Shut up my parents are islanders and they started hitting me with a wire while I was naked you got nothing
Nobody else gonna mention that she should of locked the door?
Awww y’all have it so bad white kids just have it so good fuck outta here bitch asses
Illiptical Gaming and want to show off with that SAD
SAME people say Asian par3nts are bad carrabiean parents will destroy you and tell the police it was self defence
I'VE BEEN OUT HERE GETTIN' 'DIS PAPER.
Adonkey.... I died😂😂😂 I love you swoozie ❤❤❤
"You're not in trouble unless you get caught." - Aladdin
He's not kidding about the Caribbean parents...
toooo hip
Lol. I think that works for every parent that's not American.
NO SHIT!!!
JayPaulie What about Canadians?
Lauren Fitzpatrick Naah, Canadians aren't kid-beaters as far as I know. (I'm Canadian so I know)
I LOST IT AT "A DONKEY" OH MY GOS
I hope you do more than this, middle school and college. That would be amazing! I watched this on my phone. I was recently paralyzed from waist down, and it was the first time I had smiled since. (I've been in here in the hospital for 2 months, and since I watched these it is the only time I have smiled.) Gracias amigos!
When people ask if they can cheat off you, and you don't know the answers lol
never had that
+Normal Aleks when people ask to cheat off you i say yes get all the answers intentionally wrong them erase them and put the right ones in at the end
+dancahill101 If anyone ever asks me to give them my answers, I'm so doing this.
+dancahill101 omg why would you do that!? that's evil
killjoy7123 lol only if i dont like them
Anyone else on a swoozie marathon?
Meh. 🙋
Me!!!!! OMG!!!
meh 🐢
Me
Me
The awkward moment when its quiet in the classroom and your stomach start to make that loud dying whale sound ....anybody else see that on the chalkboard lol
i did :D
A DONKE!
Imagine that but in a Shrek voice
A DONKEEEEE!
actually it adonkey
2:10 holy shit, i'm gonna start having this mindset now
"Can you send Adonkey to the office?" LOLOLOLOLOL
yee yee Hamilton ay
Toddler Ties the Hamilton fandom UNITE
0:21 Do you see the abbreviations? And that note on the chalkboard?
That awkward moment when it’s quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that loud dying whale sound. Lol
Hatsune Miku yeah
1:30
brb,afk gaming calls
andrea your name is the same as mine in real life
Grades be like:
A: Yes
B: Ok..
C: WHAT!?
D: No phone for 6 months.
F: Phone is back to Verizon.
I just have to get straight A's this year, other wise I dont get to go to Las Vegas. Wish me luck 😅
I usually get As. Or 90+ for me in academics (precalc, ap chem, etc) except for my shop classes, finna keep failing that shit. But tbh my parents dont give af bout grades bih. All i gotta do is tell them im going onto the next grade lmaoo. But bro, get them As i dont want yo parents sending your phone back to verizon 😤 and get that trip to vegas
@@TheHeroCrunchy
I was exaggerating a bit, but still. Thank you!
Sooooo........
Did you go to Vegas?
quite contrary to my Asian friend
A: good
B: you have a possibility of death
C: no food for a month
D: torture and death
F: plane crash on purpose
I Do Stuff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My way of cheating was a cunning method of deception and clever strategy.
As my final year was playing out, i started planning for cheating for finals a whole year before the tests. I created a code for language and maths, the code looked like some kind of viking runes or dragon language mash up with a hint of arabic, i made an entire language just so i could cheat and the code could not be translated.
When i finished my code, i started with phase 2.
Phase 2 would take the longest of all my planning, i would start to decorate my textbooks and workbooks with my code, by copying the entire lord of the rings book and translate it into my own code. I would do it to all my books and put it on the back of every test, just to make the teachers used to my strange habits.
Phase 3 would be crucial to creating an Alibi. This was where i started to run out of space in all my books, and start to decorate my book bag aswell. My strategy required people to think i am slightly insane and also very smart.
Before the exams started, i copied my textbooks contents that would be on the test, onto my pencil cases and every other pencil and tool contained within.
So i was able to breeze through everything but math, as math had a different code the teachers were not used to.
Even though i destroyed the key to the code, i can still remember the rules and the grammar for the code.
at 2:39 I feel you bro, my parents are form Haiti.
Same here
Same mine are Haitian too, get a D in a test next thing u know ur moms the devil and she's pulling u into the depths of hell
whats your insta or kik
jamari woods I love your vids
nathalie menard mine are from barbados and man once they hold that belt up yo want to run as fast as you can on the fastest flight to china.
Can u send a donkey
The Kitten what do u mean
HackThatAlvin :D It says in the video...
Info Kun I'd definitely accept a donkey.
Hahahahaahahahahhahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Info Kun I read this comment when they said that lol
I like how the dad is just standing there smiling while the mother beats the child with an ironing board
Studying, it's like cheating but you hide the answers in your brain. haha
watched these all before i even went to high school. now im binge watching all of these the summer after my graduation :’-) ❤️
My parents grade system:
A+: Great job! Gets a 100 dollar reward
A: Great job! Gets a ps4 game
A-Great job! Gets a I pad game
B+ Good job! Gets a treat for dinner
B: Good job! Gets a pat on the back
B- pretty good!
C+ eh you did ok
C: grounded for the day
C- ground from electronics for the day
D+ gets booty slapped
D: gets slapped with belt
D- gets stays in closet for a hour doing nothing
F: run
F- I die
I would low-key be rich if all that happened if that was my parents grade system
Same I've gotten straight A's for 6 years
Lisa Grochowski 100 dollar reward? I don’t get anything for a+
Are you just trying to say you rich? 😂😂😂
Lisa Grochowski um I don’t think you ever get A’s because it’s an iPad not a I pad
"I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I WAS FAILING THIS CLASS" :P realist content since 2012
In my english class, we have a code. Tap the eraser on the desk once for A, twice for B, three times for C and four for D. Then to specify which question, you tap the number on the desk with the pencil and for 10, you hit your elbow on the desk. So for 11 it would be elbow hit then tap your pencil once and so on.
damn you got it all planned out
Katelyn Neuy Damn thats some tom clancy, ghost protocol stuff right there
I love the bit where he says: it's like cheating but I'm hiding the answers.........in my Brian 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Awesome Tipster11 brain*
Ur hiding the answers is brian os dang
Me:BBBBRRRRIIIIIIAAANNNNN!!!
Hiding the answers in your brain! Genius!
Imma do that.
looking back at this video after almost a decade hits a nigga differently, yknow?
might cry (i'm a high school junior now btw, hi swooz!)
Something tells me you went to the same high school that im in right now 🤔 Mr. Abatiello is still here lmao #Warrior
iiJEANZz- -Uncle Green same I have him for service learning
if he's there than ask if swooz passed
Lol yeah nice try
@@alexisoteng9033 rly?
Lol what a loser, yeah suuuuure you did.
I uhh can u send A DONKEY XD
CK ALAVE ikr lol
CK ALAVE XD
A duh- a do- a d-di- whaddaz date say
I think it says a donkey
Can you pls send a donkey
Lol
Why the heck did TH-cam unsubscribe me from Swoozie!? :(
you tube hates you bro 😔
+SassyRiolu I'm so sorry that happened to you 😞
I'm sorry for your loss.
Just resubscribie
+Frank Docwra no that's impossible
“I studied my booty off”
Me: when i study my brain off, I watch swoozie
I was a lone ranger when it came to cheating in high school.
Now, I was in art school, so on a lot of classes I couldn't cheat. (What's there to cheat on? you can't cheat in Art!)
But although my art grades were awesome, I was failing my theoretical classes. I want to draw for a living, why do I need Algebra? Teach me geometry instead!
But I played it smart, and I did in on my own. I invented my own secret script. I would paint the answers as decorations on my clothes, as henna designs on my hands or scribble it on my school supplies. No one ever figured out what the deal with the symbols was. And because I was an art student, no one even asked.
that is very smart, i write the formulas on my calculator because they dont let us use reference sheets
zainab B I made a custom watch with a small paper slit that could slide in or out so I could pass my american history classes.
But how come I had to learn history, if I'm getting a degree in Computer Science?
ThereIsNoMatch very smart.
Why do u have to learn history if ur taking a degree in computer science.
I honestly have no answer
I thought going to medical school i would get rid of math but that didn't work so well.
ThereIsNoMatch Now While I don't live in america, I might have an answer. If you were attending a public school i believe its a thing that americans learn about american history. However I'm not 100 percent about this. Its Just a theory
I have a couple of different cheating methods. 1. Do as much of the test as possible then when you finish go to the bathroom and bring your phone with you. Then google all the answers you don't know. 2. Do the same thing as the first, do as much of the test as possible and when you finish go to the bathroom, but if you have a teacher who collects phones before a test, or will make sure you don't take your phone with you make sure you have a piece of paper that has formula's or answers tucked in your shoe. 3. For math I would write the formula's and/or save them in the calculator. The last method 4, write formulas or answers on the desk in pencil, and when you no longer need it just casually erase the writing.
I do #4 XD :P
Purplepink 10 The 4th one can be tricky. I make it look like me erasing the desk is a nervous habit. I usually go for method number one. It's easier, and I make sure that me going to the bathroom during class (I'm in college so I can just walk out whenever) is normal.
But the problem is, method #1 and #2 doesn't works if the teachers NEVER let us out when we're writing the test.
Bloom Exactly becuz I hate my teacher I you need to go with a buddy -.- Are u serious we no 6 year old kid XD so she says no becuz you can tell ur ''buddy'' the answers so when u do write on ur desk she doesn't care becuz she sits on the other end of the room at her desk AND we don't use calculators in test at all XD so I can rlly just do #4 and for me its rlly easy XD
Purplepink 10 same, we don't need a buddy tho O.O
"Let me come home saying some junk about having to repeat my senior year. Bet money I get beat with a coffee table from Ikea." HAHAHAHAHA omg xD
“Can you send A Donkey to the office?”
Um ma'am there's no donkeys in this school
Why does this not have more likes😂
Thornē
0:05 sWooZie" I never cheat only in high school and by high school I mean middle school maybe college, and my taxes, and on my driving test other than that I never do it......"
2:39
1st kid: "mum i failed..."
Mum: "BEATS SON TO DEATH"
kid in the background: "life's great."
My parents grade system
A: cool
B: cool
C: cool
D: cool
F: cool
My parents are like
A-OMGGG MY BABYS GOIN TO HARVARD
B-AWWWWEE SMARRTT
C-ACCEPTABLE
D-try harder baby
E(YES WE HAVE E’S)-WTF IS THIS SHIT YOU BETTER RAIE YO SHIT BEFORE I TAKE AWAY YORU SHIT
I currently have 3E’s ;))) midterms are next week
EM figs mine:
A:very great
B:great
C:great
D:great
F:you are dead
100-90: a great gift
89-76:good job
75 or below:study up and raise those grades
My grades:
You ain't see dem suckah!
My mums grading system
A: good, you better keep em like that
B: why not an A????
C: wHY NOT AN A!?!?!?!?
D & E: wheres LA chancla!?!?
Dads grading system:
A: amazing!
B: well done!
C: its fine, but just try to raise it, kay?
D: at least youre passing.
E: I'm disappointed, but I still believe you can pass if you work extra hard.
Me : *Takes one step in the office*
Dad : *Super senses activated*
Me : *Comes home* Mom! Dad! I’m ho -
Dad : Bend over right now.
Brother: *Hears* AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
I don’t actually get whooped, I just wanted to make something funny :3
" I look up o check the clear is coast "
"Adonkey?" Oh my god lol I died
Best mini break from studying for finals is to watch some Swoozie videos
It gets real when the teacher hands your test faced down like - it doesn't even matter if they flipped everybody else's..that pressure and fear of the unknown hits type different.
YOU
NAAA
MEEEEE?
It is almost impossible to cheat in most of my high school classes. I'm a junior, and there are some teachers that are cracking down. One of my teachers forces all of my classmates and I far away from each other so that we couldn't cheat off each others paper. There are teachers that had out different copies of the test (where the questions are switched around) and then there are the ones where they purposefully leave out the 'answer book' and fail whoever looked in it for answer before a test.
Lol cheating got me on honor roll
carl Johnson lol it got a b in science for cheating on a test
carl Johnson
1:04 through 1:16 got me dead 💀. How else watching this in 2018
I died as well but I’m watching in 2019
Nah bro 2058 squad where you at????
I'm watching in 2020
2020 for me
2020 for me
at 2:58 you can see my name......lowkey shoutout lol jk
Postwar lol
Postwar lol
This is exactly why I became a Christian. In 8th grade I'm got around 80-85 percent with all the subject except science I always get 50% I actually prayed to god and I got 66%. Passed
Postwar
yeeees haris begovic
The only episode that was my favorite was "Cheating in High School: Vol 2"
Know why?
Love how you came up with the plan.
Today in my science test, I cheated in a way I never thought of and it is so simple
Here is how to cheat in a test (my way):
1) Make sure the student next to you is a close friend of yours and will never tell the teacher that you 'cheated'
2) First, just start filling in all you know on dat paper, afterwards when you are done, grab a tissue from your pocket or something (also make sure the teacher isn't watching while doing this) and write the page,number etc about the question/s you don't know.
3) throw the filled tissue to your partner in crime (or simply your friend). If he knows them, he will fill out the answers for you, and throws it back to you. (also to be fair he can write down questions that HE didn't know.
4) Next thing you know you get A+ on dat paper!!! (or B,depending how good you are at school)
That is why you need a trustworthy friend. And make sure your teacher isn't looking
Andrea Vella when I was still in High school, we used an eraser for that. Half of the eraser was covered by this protection paper thingie, and we took it off, wrote the questions on the eraser, and then passed it to a friend. Nothing suspicious in borrowing an eraser for a sec from another student. ;)
Andrea Vella I remember people would share a calculator and pass it asking for the answers and giving the answers. Also morse code was a thing that was used... not by me.
SaHnieChan LOL I used to do this too. My friend and I sat together and on test day she'd have her eraser out and we'd pass it back and forth (we rarely used it, though). Truly genius. You can't fail with that method.
Andrea Vella This is the way i study:
1)study until my eyeballs pop out of my head
2)do the test
3)hope that it went good.
*IM OUT HERE GETTIN DIS PAPER*
That thing about caribbean parents is true AF like I'm puertorrican and I don't want my momma throwing shoes at me
I'm Puerto Rican as well and I can confirm that what he is saying is true.
My parents are Jamaicans... So you know how they are😫😋
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Yo I'm Cuban so... Yeah lol
johari aquart Yeah mon, they be angry Jamaicans
I wouldn't want anyone involved in grading my paper other than the instructor. I had this one dude who graded my paper and he intentionally switched all my right answers to the wrong ones and I know it was on purpose. Of course I told on him and in this case I don't care if I was considered a snitch. From that point on the teacher decided to grade our papers like all teachers should!
Stfu snitch
Oh tough talk. Look at you. Talking shit on the internet. I'm so scared.
Why don't you get off till you grow up a bit?
Or how about don't fuck with people's paper and you won't have to worry about shit?
TheHRchannel im joking lol id do the same xD
My bad. From an online perspective you sounded serious.
IVE BEEN OUT HERE GETTIN DIS PAPER!
the line"parents from the grab whats closest to them and start swingin" made me sub homie lmao
"Can you send A...Ade..What does that say?I think it say Adonkey...CAN YOU ADONKEY?"XD
Just lost my drivers license: I BEEN OUT HERE GETTIN DIS PAPER!
My dog just ran away: I BEEN, OUT HERE, GETTING THIS PAPER!!!!
I got my first B on a report card? ...
I.. *sniff* Been out here.. Getting.. *sniff* dis paper..
😂😂😂
Lol
WHEN I GET CAUGHT CHEATING IN A TEST
TEACHER :HEY!!! WHY ARE U LOOKING AT HIS PAPER
ME: UM UM NO MR I AM NOT CHEATING I WAS LOOKING AT A BUG CHEATING IS BAD RIGHT?
You released this 1 day before “Nothing was the Same”. Brings back so many memories
Everyone says how gifted and intelligent I am but you ain't got a game without a few glitches. I have ocd, adhd, depression, stress, anxiety, insomnia, and autism and that fucked with my brain and effected my outcome in school.
Question 1. 5×X=45 why?
Answer: I saw a butterfly.
I was getting F's left and right and almost got held back twice. But I pulled my shit together I'm fighting my glitches and I'm controlling them. Cheating is never the answer. Hard work and dedication is. Though this was funny Adonde.
The same happend to me >~< i have ocd,anxeinty,short term memory(And photoghrapic memory @_$),and thats it.Oh.My computer doesent work.
Yea, you can.
Well I guess insomnia wouldn't fall under the category of "mental disability or illness."
+WELL FUCK LOGIC X=9 AM I A GENIUS? YOU NA MEEEEE
***** kill him. Lol
I BEEN OUT HERE GETTIN' DIS PAPER!
HappyGal67 YA NAA MEE?
So many ppl are 1+ my comment XD
Wow 16+ I didn`t know you guys like my comment that much
+TheRealRoRockz don't thank people for liking your comment you skrub
U Jelly Fuck Off
your so funny, and you always brighten my mood! thanks for the awesome content!
The "clear is cost" omg 😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️
Crystal is my name but my name is Krystal
Why you being saying your real name on the internet?!?! You picture makes you look, what...9. By nine I already had enough common sense not to do that!
Lunar Lover OH SHIT SOMEONE GONNA FIND AND KILL HER CAUSE THEY KNOW HER NAME IS CRYSTAL
Kookie Monster holy shit someone is going to track her down because people know her name!!!!!!!!
aren't you special
Kookie Monster it doesn’t matter if you say your first name on the internet, what are people gonna do? Kidnap her by finding out her first name?
" can you send A donkey to the office"
*Calls farm and hands teacher donkey *
Enjoy!
1:14 *Can you send A-Donkey?* I DIED LMAOOO
“I look up just make sure the clear is coast”