Power Washing with my unpaid intern Kryoz

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  • There's no one else I'd rather Power Wash with on Valentine's day
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  • @Kryoz
    @Kryoz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8143

    I swear once these union papers finalize you're DONE FOR BUCKO !!!

    • @CookieCa7
      @CookieCa7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      good luck with that. you signed the contract

    • @zombiebot-qp6mw
      @zombiebot-qp6mw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      No he will win

    • @YankeeHoodle
      @YankeeHoodle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      your too late

    • @fungamegg7339
      @fungamegg7339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cheese

    • @Toesniffer21
      @Toesniffer21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Good luck, contract was signed. You knew what you were getting into

  • @thedenseone6443
    @thedenseone6443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    As someone with a southern friend, Kryoz's angry southern voice is spot on, down to the "Sally licker" insult

    • @LDragon
      @LDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Kryoz went full Boomhauer toward the end.

  • @izihlahla
    @izihlahla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4439

    i think you two should make a whole video where you talk over each other. the subtitling will be insane

    • @izihlahla
      @izihlahla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@nejjums stop being funnier than me on my own comment it’s rude 😔 (obv /s we know each other)
      edit: where did ur comment go 😭 it was so funny

    • @chielbeets9250
      @chielbeets9250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Editors note: no please don't...

    • @bestyoutuberintheworld1012
      @bestyoutuberintheworld1012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *SMII7Y IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME*
      *I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*

    • @yaptrunk
      @yaptrunk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@izihlahla , don't care. Star comment was funnier than yours. Ratio'd.

    • @tomahawkfourth9254
      @tomahawkfourth9254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      His editor would quit after that

  • @jamesjcj
    @jamesjcj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    The first sentence John said was "Alright, ready to come?". That's how you know if a good video is starting

    • @jamesjcj
      @jamesjcj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We need a compilation of Kryoz and Smii7y.

  • @minusplus2023youtuber
    @minusplus2023youtuber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

    Imagine a nozzle so powerful it literally launches your friends in PowerWash Simulator. I can envision it in my head.

    • @definitelynotabrit1021
      @definitelynotabrit1021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Imagine spraying someone frome under to levitate them

    • @oscarpines7927
      @oscarpines7927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fire it at the screen and your actual friend falls out of their chair.

    • @ThatViggenEnjoyer
      @ThatViggenEnjoyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YEET

    • @nushy_kaida.50
      @nushy_kaida.50 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      no that's a hydro-laser 🦆

  • @danielduran2408
    @danielduran2408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    I like to think that these two together are a good representation of the Yin Yang symbol. Kryoz is more chaotic and Smii7y is more calm and both work good together

    • @ember_falls
      @ember_falls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      There's calm in chaos and there's caos in calm, together they bring balance

    • @oscarpines7927
      @oscarpines7927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ember_falls they're inside each other then... Nice

  • @elimejah
    @elimejah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    “hello my little unpaid intern” had discord kitten vibes.

  • @legendarycrump107
    @legendarycrump107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I was just thinking a week ago, "I can't wait until Smi77y releases another one of these".

  • @Chozan1
    @Chozan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    DIRECTIONS: When you’re using the cleaners, use the widest spray nozzle and do a quick spray around the item you’re doing. Let it sit for a minute, then remove the cleaner narrow the spray and normal wash clean. Save you hundreds on cleaners.

  • @Toesniffer21
    @Toesniffer21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Gotta love it when smii7y and kryoz do a video together!

    • @Toesniffer21
      @Toesniffer21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @sitiy 18 no

    • @lying_lynx
      @lying_lynx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Toesniffer21 no

  • @storeyedsnail86
    @storeyedsnail86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    What two things give the same energy:
    John and smiizy: u have bear fists?
    Now: it’s a rock!

  • @OceanBacon24536
    @OceanBacon24536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "i'm giving it racing stripes" this is my new favorite quote, it's adorable

  • @bingbongy
    @bingbongy ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:26 bro started speaking sims

  • @DjeloTV
    @DjeloTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:32 Smii7y, I was peacefully falling asleep, WHY

  • @tukobuko0361
    @tukobuko0361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "you didn't even wait until 2 minutes" is one of my favorite jokes john has ever made

  • @nailahnur3032
    @nailahnur3032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I need them both to just stream powerwash together, idk if its silent most of the time I just want to see more of john and smiity together

  • @guitarded2010
    @guitarded2010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    18:26 Kryoz just making me laugh.

  • @AaronMan1765
    @AaronMan1765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank you for making these videos, I’ve had a REALLY horrible Valentine’s Day and my sister was sent to the hospital today, your spirit and happiness really helps me

  • @invisiblemilkbag
    @invisiblemilkbag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Hmm... seems like the car's out of my reach now"
    major npc moment

  • @natethekid1534
    @natethekid1534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This was one of the most unintentionally funny videos ever. John is effortlessly the funniest monotone person ever. lol

  • @RyanthebadMeatball
    @RyanthebadMeatball 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love when johns in a mood like that! Hes fucking hilarious. Love this series

  • @muni1817
    @muni1817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    We need another episode of house flipper mate

    • @bestyoutuberintheworld1012
      @bestyoutuberintheworld1012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *SMII7Y IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME*
      *I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*

    • @theinkyblowfish
      @theinkyblowfish 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh look you have a bot reply to this comment

    • @jakub-kube
      @jakub-kube 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theinkyblowfish 2 now

  • @williamlurate4602
    @williamlurate4602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It’s videos like these that start my week off right. Smii7y and Kryoz are unmatched

  • @c3vibes860
    @c3vibes860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    19:00 to 19:10 almost made me die lol

  • @Lukemccarthy2011
    @Lukemccarthy2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Smi77y: "You got anything you want to advertise?"
    Kryoz: "Bro you didn't even wait until 2 minutes!"
    Smi77y: **Places ad at **1:35****

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yea I got a home cleaner ad

  • @epicplayz6132
    @epicplayz6132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Thanks for always bringing good content to us, Smii7y, Happy Valentines Day💖

    • @bestyoutuberintheworld1012
      @bestyoutuberintheworld1012 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *SMII7Y IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME*
      *I AM WAY BETTER THAN THIS DUMP*

    • @KidKat__
      @KidKat__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bestyoutuberintheworld1012 you're a literal nobody, touch grass kid.

  • @h3ag0
    @h3ag0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    18:18 it sounds like my parents fighting

  • @box9425
    @box9425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Great DUO for POWERWASHING!!!

  • @Eskmo42
    @Eskmo42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    19:05 is so perfectly cut 😂

  • @mfcrumbs
    @mfcrumbs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Poor John, not only is he not getting paid but his cpm is dipping into the negatives

  • @FilthyRogue
    @FilthyRogue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:50... I feel personally attacked

  • @izzyjaranowski1228
    @izzyjaranowski1228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thank you for making me laugh even when I don’t feel like it. One of my fav yourubers

  • @thebombingsoda
    @thebombingsoda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love kryoz’s chaotic energy through this entire video

  • @zyerk-
    @zyerk- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got thenotif for this at school and forgot about it and I just remembered FINALLY MORE POWER WASH SIM😌😌😌😌

  • @itsmikewsz6548
    @itsmikewsz6548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how fast our milk bag comrade told John not to say “plink” anymore. Got so serious so fast 💀

  • @Chozan1
    @Chozan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This and lawn mower sim are both on my list. It’s so calming, but most people don’t have that kind of OCD… Whoops! I mean patience. Lol. It meshes well with John being chaotic. It really changed how you played and sprayed in this. Huge difference from when you’re solo.

  • @shadowsniper7524
    @shadowsniper7524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Feels good when they play together in power wash simulator

  • @jahleeltrice2997
    @jahleeltrice2997 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Smitty I just want to thank you you helped me through some rough times back when I had covid I would watch your videos not knowing if I would wake up in the morning I just won the last thing that I would ever see was one of your TH-cam videos but I'm still kicking and I don't have covid anymore

  • @jasewilliam2877
    @jasewilliam2877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Always nice to finish the day with the sound of power washing

  • @Abell_lledA
    @Abell_lledA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates~ 🎈

  • @goldenkirby2135
    @goldenkirby2135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was a strong intro @0:04

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s how he gets a promotion.

  • @xeaht9560
    @xeaht9560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    19:06 goes onto say not bland

  • @Rotogas
    @Rotogas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how this video is just Kryoz and Smitty bashing eachother for 20 minutes

  • @gachareacter4170
    @gachareacter4170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how I immediately got an advertisement right after "You didn't even wait two minutes"

  • @HighAbocabo
    @HighAbocabo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've been waiting, patiently, for this video to come...and now that it is...I just wanna say...
    15:05 the gravity in my dreams be like
    Also MOOOOORRRRRRRRE

  • @hiroshell7973
    @hiroshell7973 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:00 The face reminded me of mikolf Hitzaki

    • @hiroshell7973
      @hiroshell7973 ปีที่แล้ว

      (Look closely at the roofing as a mustache)

  • @connorw6335
    @connorw6335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These videos are so good I love it when you upload.

  • @CookieCa7
    @CookieCa7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:37 *receives maximum amounts of dopamine*

  • @seanreddy985
    @seanreddy985 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I will forever start using “Sally licker” here in Florida lol.

  • @woodgang9868
    @woodgang9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine
    Your are watching two people power washing while taking a shower

  • @sleepypixel420
    @sleepypixel420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:31 “deploying flashbang”

  • @Juan.s_Potatoes
    @Juan.s_Potatoes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Leafy impression was spot-on wtf John???

  • @edgarasbul6095
    @edgarasbul6095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:31 I love how he spelled spolier insteas of spoiler lmao

  • @ysvideos4895
    @ysvideos4895 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    LETSGOOOOOOOOO ANOTHER POWERWASH VIDEO!!!!!! FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MORE HIGH OCTANE GAMEPLAY! MAXIMUM SATISFACTION!!!

  • @plaguepenguin
    @plaguepenguin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you for this glorious content. I've missed powerwash Sim

  • @Ghannoobie
    @Ghannoobie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:36 “you didn’t even wait two minutes” immediately after: turbo tax ad

  • @the_grunt9200
    @the_grunt9200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    19:04 “ya ni-“

  • @dooder39
    @dooder39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not paying your interns is sucha plink move bro.

  • @mexapollo9948
    @mexapollo9948 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You didn't even wait 2 minutes"
    *ad plays immediately after*

  • @ShadeCanadian
    @ShadeCanadian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That bit of placing an advertisement. I instantly get an Ad for Dairy Queen

  • @bunsenhootie
    @bunsenhootie ปีที่แล้ว

    “OH FUCK” when John sprayed you got me dying

  • @RandomHeroX07
    @RandomHeroX07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the devs cite you in an upcoming update... lol

  • @theproblem7603
    @theproblem7603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You two should do a podcast no cap pushin 🅿️

  • @rossadonna8406
    @rossadonna8406 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These two plinkos really know how to have fun

  • @FrankWest420
    @FrankWest420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i swear i saw Gmod, excited at first, grumped at 2nd, and calm at 3rd.

  • @devinfordale8386
    @devinfordale8386 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need more power wash videos. Fulfill my addiction.

  • @hannah2110
    @hannah2110 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just the way they talk to each other is so ᖴᑘᘉᘉᖻ

  •  11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I got an ad right after kryoz said “you didn’t even wait two minutes” 😂😭

  • @xXBiKool
    @xXBiKool 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The conversations 😂😂 they sound like real colleague conversations 😂😂

  • @brickbuiltproductions4905
    @brickbuiltproductions4905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol 19:05
    kryoz: "you ni-"
    the vid: uhmm no u cant say that.

  • @roboticdem0n
    @roboticdem0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Great minds think alike"
    The German equivalent to that phrase is:
    "Zwei dumme ein Gedanke"
    Or: two idiots one thought

  • @huhhuhwhuh8707
    @huhhuhwhuh8707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:27 DEEZ NUTS HA!

  • @sturgisbethloring5595
    @sturgisbethloring5595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    17:29. Uh Oh step bro im stuck

  • @Itsjalynnnn
    @Itsjalynnnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:30 “your ad here” I immediately get two ads after that bit

  • @zordxn
    @zordxn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    yo i levitate in my dreams and it’s freaking nuts. like dream me physically cannot touch the ground for some reason so i float everywhere, it’s so fun

  • @dappergenesis822
    @dappergenesis822 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Bro you didn't even wait till 2 minutes" then proceeds to slap an ad on my screen 😂

  • @niel5552
    @niel5552 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As soon as Kryoz said you didn't even wait to 2 minutes and ad plays for me Lmao

  • @nethys4328
    @nethys4328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    only 10 second and you pratically make me spit my food XD

  • @MrTrazh007
    @MrTrazh007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is absolutely amazing. Your synergy and comedic timing is awesome. Such a funny duo

  • @daisydaysu
    @daisydaysu ปีที่แล้ว

    i got an ad once kryoz said you didnt even wait two minutes and i couldn’t stop laughing

  • @cuauhtemocochoa2343
    @cuauhtemocochoa2343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy shit number four on trending! Well deserved!

  • @ANOTHER17495
    @ANOTHER17495 หลายเดือนก่อน

    15:25 I am imagining an elderly homeowner with a broom hitting the ceiling

  • @bradonhoover3002
    @bradonhoover3002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "You should go *listen* to someone about that"
    *...HUUH?*
    Funniest shit I've ever seen

  • @viktorvaldez4232
    @viktorvaldez4232 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:30 RAID SHADOW LEGEND!

  • @ejolts
    @ejolts 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This duo was made by the gods

  • @Mac-qg2qk
    @Mac-qg2qk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmao that cutout at like 19:06

  • @saltnnpep
    @saltnnpep 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ITS BACK BABY, AND BETTER THAN EVER!!

  • @josevilla7442
    @josevilla7442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “You n” lmao

    • @I-Hate-Everybody-But-You
      @I-Hate-Everybody-But-You 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      exactly what I thought. literally had to pause the vid to look in the comments 😭

  • @davidalexallen
    @davidalexallen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolute best chemistry on TH-cam.

  • @haileybara7152
    @haileybara7152 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAPPY VALENTINES DAYYYYY PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET

  • @IamtheSubSandwich
    @IamtheSubSandwich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SMII7Y taking criticism so well is his best trait.

  • @DepressedMC
    @DepressedMC 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "ah fuck, splinter" made me cry bro, I love him so much

  • @joshgaming1585
    @joshgaming1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Bro you think you wanna advertise here?"
    *ad plays*

  • @gothkurata
    @gothkurata 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i hope we get another one of these videos literally binged the whole series 😭

  • @alyssawinsor5779
    @alyssawinsor5779 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Happy Valentine’s Day

  • @uhTalents
    @uhTalents 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can literally close your eyes at any point in this video & it’ll still sound sus 😂😂

  • @netami4316
    @netami4316 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    19:06 that cut-off caught me off guard

  • @ashtingadd08
    @ashtingadd08 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A wise man once said “ You NI” 19:01

  • @ehorton8847
    @ehorton8847 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love when you guys talk over each other or just say beat uands

  • @lemonz1448
    @lemonz1448 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    power wash makes me happy