Nah, God is trying his best not to flood the words these ships live in so he can restart, man made a promsies to not do that again and he's gonna keep his promises
@@Unknown-iv9kj I couldn't care less whenever vampires are involved. There is no way for vampire age gaps not to be weird as fuck so I wont even bother.
@@rarelovechannel4660 What makes the Nijimura brothers worse is that it looks like Okuyasu doesn't look like he consented to what Keicho wants to make him do.
@@Amalingmaybe not shrex likely, considering Dio’s requirements for the heaven plan, but probably some romantic relations there, which is a lil odd given pucci out here being 16 (tho Dio was 19 or so when he became a vampire, sooo)
@@HeatDeathDestiny you are clearly didn't know anything did you?, people with a lot of money willing to pay more to fulfill their weird fetish. that's why ship and art like this are more selling than the normal one.
Literally I was treating all the incest ships as a gag because of how many of them in a row there were. And then THAT one popped up and trapped me in a time loop
Awful fact, both Nijimuras and DioGio include a fuckton of noncon. (and I doubt HayaKira would be any different) Imo, JotaJoly (?) should have been in the middle with JoseLisa.
When you realize that Diavolo's death is infinite so there's a high chance that he also experienced a death where his meat is grinded by his own mom(or even worse dad) to death
Giorno and Dio art looks sorta funny, take the heart away and it's almost like Giorno is reluctantly wishing him happy father's day. Jolyne and Jotaro's art looks very much like official very innocent art, so i say it's fair game EVEN IF the hearts look sus. I just wanna see the light ik the dark, please....
@@iinotpurse in the manga at the wheel of fortune arc, i found out she literally showed the gang sus photos to convince them to let her stay... i already hated her but omg this made me hate her more
Yeah I mean it’s not thaaaaat bad, because I think mista is 18 and Trish is 15-16, but I mean they made them flirt constantly so I’m not surprised ppl ship them
I was starting like "Yeah, Jonathan and Erina were made for each other." "Eh, Trish and Mista isn't the best ship considering Trish is like 15, but over there in Italy it's fine, so I dunno." "What the fuck?"
![The Joestars Sing Their Own Openings [AI Covers]](/img/n.gif)
So this is why Pucci want to reset the universe...
Thats literally what I was about to say.
This is why valentine wants to be in another universe
At this point, I can’t argue with him
Yes that the reason
Let him cook
I didn’t think it could get worse after Keicho and Okuyasu 😭
Yeah💀💀💀
me neither 💀
Orangutan x Anne
@@ushodabrundashvili8814 best ship frfr
Its a comic dont ask me how I know
"There can't be anything worse than Jolyne x Jotaro"
Iconic lines said before a disaster
caesar x kars 😳
Jotaro × Kakyoin 😳😳
Giorno × Mista 😳😳😳
Speedwagon x Nothing.....
Rip best waifu 😔
@@agnibhnandi1362 speedwagon x Jonathan is a thing you know
"On your knees brat" is crazy💀
💀
CRAZY DIAMOND
fr
heeeelll naaahhhh💀💀💀
SHINE ON YOU LEVEL OF CRAZY
That first Jonathan and Erina fanart is beautiful
It is
It is
It is
It is
it is
How to Traumatize a Jojofan in Two Seconds
How to do it in 2 more seconds
"Hear me out" 💀
honestly.
hear me out... on melone
@@snowshadow6598
Literally, I had to stop scrolling on Pinterest
Bro mis hermosos y simétricos ojos se están quemando
Meanwhile older Joseph: OH MY GOOOOD
HORY SHITT!
JESUS CHRIST! (literally)
PLEASE MAKE THESE NON-EXISTENT ILL PRAY EVERYDAY I PROMISE
@@ToasWower494 aight
OHHHH NOOOOOOO
This got me screaming "hell no!" like traitor's requiem
“What’s worse than shipping with dads?”
Shipping with dad’s killer.
Or Dad’s killer in great-great-grandfather’s body 💀
@@eerietimes I think he mean Kira Yoshikage and Hayato Kawajiri ship instead of dio Kūjō Jōtarō ship.
shipping a male with a male dad killer
And shipping both of the dads at once
Shipping with dad's killer posing as dad
Father Pucci: So that's why God left us.
Help me find my master I'm lost
Nah, God is trying his best not to flood the words these ships live in so he can restart, man made a promsies to not do that again and he's gonna keep his promises
Father Pucci save us! I forgive you for resetting the universe!
@@hibiscus6466at this point I would welcome it.
Pucci x weather
His browser history 💀
AW HELL NAW MAN, WTF MAN (who invited this nega) GET YOUR AHH OUT (aha)
Same.💀
Only 3 replies? Yo this needs more
"I can explain..."
@@dolphin6755it's too late
Jolyne: why do you want to reset this universe?
Pucci:
"DIO x Jotaro? That's surprisingly way less cursed than the others... WAIT, DIO'S BODY IS JONATHAN"
And let’s not even MENTION how in part 3 dio is about 123 years old…while jotaro is only 17…
@@Unknown-iv9kj I couldn't care less whenever vampires are involved. There is no way for vampire age gaps not to be weird as fuck so I wont even bother.
This is one bad ship but the Jotaro x Jolyne is way worse
@@rarelovechannel4660 well, yes. But that one is cursed for a simple reason, Dio x Jotaro has several layers of being bad
@@Unknown-iv9kjI think Jotaro was about to turn 18
Meh, still cursed
💀 Not the parents being shipped with their LEGIT child 💀
Jojos Alabama adventure
@@Dreadsix66HAHA….Its the fandom that make it weird….ITS NOT GAY IT JOJOOooooo
@@Vx1qzzSiwa
Bro it's mother and son... wait it's a ship!!!!
@@Vx1qzzthere's a certain extent past "it's not gay" where it really becomes gay
The Nijimura Brothers One Made Me Physically Sick
Tbh the worst one there
i started crying when i saw it
Why? Didn't the 3 ones of JoJo characters and their kids have the same effect on you? They did on me...
ong
@@rarelovechannel4660 What makes the Nijimura brothers worse is that it looks like Okuyasu doesn't look like he consented to what Keicho wants to make him do.
I dont think even josuke can save my brain anymore
The okuyasu and his brother one really gave me a type of fear i cannot explain.
Me too man
Same brother
Same here
Same here
Make me scary of people
WHY IS EVERYONE SHIPPING PEOPLE WITH THIER DADS 💀
sweet jojo Alabama
Why are we suprised at this point smh
And his father's killer
why not
@@melody1011 😬
My respect for pucci has grown wildly 💀
same bro
But they're not Canon tho
I have question . Is Pucci in session 5 or 6
pretty sure it's season 6. i think season 5 is Golden wind. season 6 is stone ocean@@fouhmaomar8109
@@fouhmaomar8109 pucci is in stone ocean, part 6
Somewhere in my gallery there is art at 470p that ships Kakyoin and Kars💀💀
Still better than half of these.
@@The1stBeanCouncilMemberyup
Not a living fossil dating a highschooler💀💀💀
Good, we should keep that in your gallery 💀
@@nghihuynh6631 LMAO
I'm concerned bout these people's mental health-
I mean im not so stable but fuck hayato x Kira ? Jolyne for jotaro? Not even a psyco woul allow this , Pucci was right After all
I want to die fr
The fact that 80% of these are incest. I am worried about the fandom.
You should be more worried with your pfp fandom 💀
This is like that 1% of the fandom that everyone hates, even themselves 💀
That’s every fandom. After 2 decades being on the internet I don’t think I’ve NOT seen some form of incest in a fan base😭
MHA fandom watching JoJo's and starting to ship everyone
Most of the jojo fandom is ok, some people are just pedos
Pucci was right we need to reset the whole universe
He also had lots of gay sex with Dio who was cracking 200 years old around then when he was very young
@@Amalingmaybe not shrex likely, considering Dio’s requirements for the heaven plan, but probably some romantic relations there, which is a lil odd given pucci out here being 16 (tho Dio was 19 or so when he became a vampire, sooo)
@@Amaling proof?
@@DrKurapikaIsDrowning Pucci doesn't sound like the guy who would be in a romantic relationship. He too focused on his plan
You know what his plan was a holy plan thanks to lord Dio. This world is an abstract art form and Pucci and Dio shall change it to give it a reason
“Huh? What’s wrong with Mista and Trish-“
*suddenly remembers their ages*
Joseph and Suzie Q love line be like:
- hi ur cool
- u too lol
- let's marry
- sure why not
*And they did*
Epic love history lol
tbh this is the best joseph can do
Facts... but at least, it's good...
And 40+ years later
*Bangs an young Japanese Woman and leaves and comes back years later for the son*
And then he cheats on her like 30 years later
That image of the Nijimura Brothers gave me nothing but pure terror
Same
And I wish to never see it again
Kira X Hayato gave me a sheer heart attack..
Good one
The thing is it didn't even break because of how hard and depressing that ship was.
I know what you did there
Ayeeee
Dio and jotaro stopped my heart
i saw that video before watching Jojo and i was like "i dont know who they are but it cant be that bad"
it is
U bettaHRrr be ready fORrrr the worst ships in there hiding 😶🌫️
Ngl that image of lisa and Joseph is a wholesome mother son image
I truly want to believe it’s that.
His hand though
also the one of jotaro and jolyne, i think there’s cover art similar to that.
@@markn.7914what it do?
That’s what im thinking
"Are you going to bleach your eyes after that?"
"YES,I AM!"
YES! YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
Yes Yes Yes, Oh My god
YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
love this
The fact that they have a good art style and they do stuff like this-
Maybe that's what makes the money?
@Audreyxpp they could at least just draw some normal hentai and that would probably rack up more cash
Every Tool is useless If used to bad things
@@HeatDeathDestiny you are clearly didn't know anything did you?, people with a lot of money willing to pay more to fulfill their weird fetish. that's why ship and art like this are more selling than the normal one.
Yeah wasted talent
Whoever drew ths lisa lisa + joseph picture probably didn't watch part 2 entirely
fr
Uh what you mean it’s just a mother and son taking a wholesome picture
Kira x hayato is WILD
Why tf would you ship a literal child with a murderer
@@AimbotGaming412 literally. And the dude was dressed as his father so it’s lowkey incest
Wild is an understatement 😨
Literally I was treating all the incest ships as a gag because of how many of them in a row there were.
And then THAT one popped up and trapped me in a time loop
Ayo (calls 911) hello police, guess what we found the bitch with the bomb hands
Nijimura brothers poisoned my soul 💀☠️
The transition 💀
Beginning:😊
Middle: 😟
Final:☠️
Nah, Nijimuras is the worst
@CelestialPixelOfficalYES ☠️
Awful fact, both Nijimuras and DioGio include a fuckton of noncon. (and I doubt HayaKira would be any different) Imo, JotaJoly (?) should have been in the middle with JoseLisa.
Oh my god I saw gay!
Jojo's bizarre adventures❌️
Alabama's bizzare adventures ✅️
This was the last video i saw about jojos before i watched it last October, and i am now astonished.
Johnathan and Erina are an adorable couple and you can’t change my mind
One night stand: Ima ruin this man's whole bloodline
Speedwagon 🗿
Same for joseph and suzie Q
@@RiceCooker-san Suzie Q is a baddie
@@blue_is_cool16Чего? Ты хотя бы аниме смотрел?
After Rohan x Josuke it's all just Alabama from here 💀
Eh, not for Hayato and Kira though. They're not related.
@@theobuniel9643its still fucked up
@@theobuniel9643 its still pedo
after Trish x mista
Motherfucker it's haspburg territory
Just a thing,Kira in the last drawing,looks like William Afton
Keicho and Okuyasu one disturbed my very core 💀
Edit: also Kira and Hayato 💀💀💀
☠️☠️☠️😱🇦🇷🇧🇷
SON BOARD UP THE DOORS THE SIMPS ARE SHIPPING US
@@diobrando164 And what exactly are you doin here dad?
IM HERE BECAUSE I SEEN SHIPPERS COMING MY WAY!! WE HAVE TO GO QUICK!!@@Lazh-_-
SHIPPERS WHERE??!
Poor okuyasu..... no wonder chili pepper killed his brother
Chili Pepper: it was to stop that from happening
Everything started off normal, and then everything took a very dark turn
NOT JOSEPH AND HIS LITERAL MOTHER💀💀
Seeing Koichi and Rohan was like an echo for me to go to heavens door
Really? You had too
Pucci was right i Hope he reset the universe faster
Seriously Thanos was right half yall mfs gotta go.
Me: "finally the first good ship is Johnathan and Erina."
Also me: "What in the fu-"
Sus
Jonathan*
That is joseph and Suzie q
@@The_BlOb have you watched jojo’s that’s jonathan’s outfit and erina has long hair
@@Jason._alexander-y7l idk they look way too similar.
Me at the start: Oh that's cute
Me at the end: Pucci... You did good
If pucci rest the universe irl it cuz he fucking hated the incest
Yeah he did
Okay, You can now reset the universe
Jonny x his horse 💀💀💀💀
Gappy x his 4 balls
Slow dancer??💀💀
Vanilla ice x iggy
I think I’m gonna throw up
Is that why he ended up in a wheelchair?💀
Diavolo is clearly just inspecting his daughters teeth
To take out it alongside her life 🥰🥰🥰
Hygiene!
“What the fuck” - Sun Tzu Art of War
😂
"I need my nuclear bomb" -Sun Tzu Art of War
Jotaro being shipped with his grandfather's grandpa's brother is just I don't know what to say 💀
The fan art is more bizarre than the show💀
💀😭
☠️☠️
Fr💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
This made me fall of my chair in laughter
This:*exists*
Joseph: "I brought tequila"
Hayato and kira 💀💀💀💀
@dio6075And Kira is disguised as Kosaku……Hayato’s dad….
@@THEPISSPALADINalso Kira inflicting some pretty damaging trauma on Hayato. It ticks off all boxes for proshipping
@@devilheartcandybro Kira go to prison for infinite year
Why
Depends on how beutiful is hayatos hand
Jotaro to jolyne: when I was your age I had to travel the world just to save your grandmother from a gay vampire
Dio no es gay es bisexual
@@Gohan2.0-0he is gay
@@krasavatf2800he had 4 children with 4 different women. He's freakin bisexual
@@DabnoobQuelloLa he made children only for heaven , not for love. He doesnt love women
@@krasavatf2800 oh, i didn't know that. Thanks
It can’t get worse
It can’t get worse
It can’t get worse
It can’t get worse
🥺🥺🥺💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭
I need Pucci to reset the universe
NO MORE 19 DOLLARS TWITTER! NO MORE REDDIT!!!
Ohhhhhhh so this is why pucci wanted to reset the universe.
let pucci do the universal reset
Here u go
@@MAISON41 I know pucci can resat the universe but pucci is my favorite character
These ships are the reason we can all agree that Pucci did the right thing.
Agreed
Should have ended us all instead
Yes we need pucci great work to be done
Agreed
It was technically dios idea first so they both would've done the right thing
I paused the video to get a breather, you wouldn't imagine the devastation when I saw it's only halfway
"Doppio has seen some things that he would rather forget..."
"Pizza sphagetti buccelati... hentai de Trish.."
Don't you mean Doppio?
@@NovZoom fuck, typed wrong lol. Gonna change
@@tequilajoseph3301 lel
My fbi agent has seen some things that he would rather forget... as soon as possible.
BRO THE JOSUKE IS ENOUGH TO KILL A JJBA FAN💀💀
The Trish and Diavolo one was a jumpscare 😨
Yes it the worst along dioxjotaro kiraxhaiyato
“Mista and Trish, mk- WHAT THE FUCK-“
On the bright side, that Jonathan and Erina fan art is so cute 🥰
Yeah I want to do a pose like that with my crush
that's what happens when you introduce mha fans to literally any other fandom
Lol
Thanks you reminded me of that time someone shipped midoriya with all might
as a mha fan and shipper, we don't own them
" Lets shipp deku's crush and the guy who fucked his life 🤪🤪🤪 "
@@person-pl5ie Or with all for one
They went full Alabama for this one
My jaw was literally on the floor already after Joseph x Lisa Lisa and there was still a whole 30 seconds left 😭
Seeing Father And Son/ Father and Daughter ships make me wanna feel what diavolo has gone through
infinite death 💀
you mean what he’s still going through 😭
When you realize that Diavolo's death is infinite so there's a high chance that he also experienced a death where his meat is grinded by his own mom(or even worse dad) to death
@@VegaFic That's what I actually meant.
@@VegaFic a bad death. Infinite times.
They took "Bizzare" to the next level 💀
it ain't bizarre no more, it's diabolical 😭 💀
Оошдушвращавш😮😢😂🎉❤❤
U mean jojos bizzare ships adventures including alabama stuff
Jojo's weird Adventures, Koichi is reliable!
…..Why are we still here?…Just to suffer…Everysecond of this video is pain…
Not the first second tho
The first one tho is the best
first and srcond are ok
Giorno and Dio art looks sorta funny, take the heart away and it's almost like Giorno is reluctantly wishing him happy father's day.
Jolyne and Jotaro's art looks very much like official very innocent art, so i say it's fair game EVEN IF the hearts look sus.
I just wanna see the light ik the dark, please....
1) Fine
2) Okay
3) Cursed
4) Very cursed
>4) Incest
2 was not okay
@@InvertedBreadwhy? Is there something i dont know about?
@@Horussaurus it's gay
@@Horussaurus also canonicly those 2 characters r strait and are like brothers
@@InvertedBreadthe art in number 2 is of mista and trish, so no, it is not gay
Seeing jotaro x jolyne and dio x giorno was like feeling burned alive
Guess which one is cannon
@@THESEAL1475 jotaro x jolyn?
@@Mc_Paimon yep
@@THESEAL1475 i knew it
@@THESEAL1475 Excuse me?
Jolyne and her father ship had me gagging 💀💀💀
It's cannon
Yeah, that guy, y'know, Jolyne's father...
@@permanentsilence😭😭😭
I changed my profile picture and username after this video.....that's why Ceasar is bloody.
How is it worse than diavolo and Trish? At least jolyne is 19…
I love how most of them are the father with their child or people who are blood related LOL🙏💀
The okuyasu and keicho nijimura one 💀
LMAO
💀💀💀💀
Crying
I can't unsee it
My man i just want to leave earth at this point 💀💀
"Everyday we stray further from god"
-Pucci
Joseph and Avdol> 💀💀💀💀
Agree
Yooo I expect this but not in the list
All things considered it’s not that bad
help me oh my godddd
that is still more normal than those on the list
Was honestly waiting for Iggy to show up somewhere 😂
No…No Jotaro is just giving his daughter a hug…it can’t be 😭😭😭
@petahgiffin42069 nooooooo😭 and sitting in his lap like that 😭
And Giorno is just giving his papa a completely platonic kiss
@@Morimori67io yeah that too
Jotaro + Dio gets more bizarre when you realize that Dio's body is literally the same as Jotaro's great-great grandfather...
The fact that the age gap is wild dude. Jotaro despite being badass... he's still a minor 😂
i could’ve went my whole life without seeing this
Same here
Same...
Yeah same..
Same here. 😕
Where joseph and abdul
That skinny Jonathan is cursed 💀
Rohan:
Police I swear to god!
Not simping for a child
Half of these are literally parent x child.. what the hell 😭
Yaoi
Jotaro X the girl
@@itachu. Oh god you're not talking about Anne.. that's literally a 11 year old and a 17 year old which is pretty discomforting.
@@iinotpurse seen it somewhere, I'm not supporting it.
@@iinotpurse in the manga at the wheel of fortune arc, i found out she literally showed the gang sus photos to convince them to let her stay... i already hated her but omg this made me hate her more
My reaction while watching this: “That’s his mom, That’s his son, That’s his brother, That’s a child, and that’s his daughter”
I was rlly sitting here going "Whats worse than the Nijimura brothers and Trish x Diavolo?"
Then Kira x Hayato decided to introduce itself
good thing there's no J geil and the old witch
@@ChrisTian-sd5yq Never says “never”!
we are moving away from god
@@MAISON41 Joseph x Shizuka : Hold my beer
@@UngarsquiaimeJojoetlesjeuxvid ☠️🔫
i dont blame pucci anymore for wanting to reset the universe
Same
His intention wasn't that one lol, go read/watch the series
@@Whitesnake273 I do watch jjba, maybe I misunderstood or smth idk man, mb
They are ALL unacceptable since we all know Jonathan supposed to be with Speedwagon
“Ah,a man of culture I see,indeed this is true”
shut up
tru😊
Screw his wife, I guess
So many languages and you chose to speak fax
CP可以冷门，但不要邪门更别提后面的还是邪加邪
THATS FATHER AND SON AINT NO WAY DIO WHAT U DOING 💀
Jonathan x Erina: Thats normal family.
Trish x Mista: Just recreation of Romero and Julliette?
Edit: fuck, im started the discussion page on yt💀
Yeah I mean it’s not thaaaaat bad, because I think mista is 18 and Trish is 15-16, but I mean they made them flirt constantly so I’m not surprised ppl ship them
@@Sikuto still illegal
@@Aurelius1239 thats legal in italy
@@Sikuto people forgot about fugo and trish moments lol
but i still feel something cursed about jojo ships
@@Cringest_in_the_world TRUE I think I did completely forget lol
bro we got gay, worst enemies,siblings,the same person and multiple parent and child ships crazy
@@Kaisjxnisikzdi right like.. one of these is not like the others LOL
Y'know, JoJo's is already gay for itself.
funny how you're jojo fan and still use "gay" as an offensive word. Stop roasting yourself bro
@@0malware118 mate it's not intended to be offensive in this context. there are LITERALLY gay ships in this vid
@@LightScratcher And there are straight ones, so why didn't he say straight ships? He clearly meant gay as an insult, but it isn't.
Let pucci reset the Universe...
NOW!
Okay, maybe this isn’t so bad.. maybe the artisan shippers who drew this hasn’t watched jojo yet.. maybe it’s all just a dream no..?
Wake up to reality kratos and slay some god
I hope
nah the okuyasu one was WILD
I was starting like
"Yeah, Jonathan and Erina were made for each other."
"Eh, Trish and Mista isn't the best ship considering Trish is like 15, but over there in Italy it's fine, so I dunno."
"What the fuck?"
Conosci troppo bene le leggi sull'età del consenso italiane
@@SayoriOwO ??
Trish is older tho
@@Eazyclips33 use google translate
She's 15 actually
I’m starting to agree with Father Pucci with this one
Me: see Lisa Lisa and Jojo and
Hm.. why?
Me: realize
The Joseph peeking
Don't get it
@@tysan904 Give JoJo a watch/read and find out. I'd say it, but I feel it would be better to not spoil the truth.
@@jojos_bizarre_fanboy I watched Jojo already, she's his mentor so what
@@tysan904 Oh.
The giorno x dio looked more like dio forced giorno to kiss him for fathers day
Yeah, they don't look like a couple
yea kinda
I think it even says something along those lines at the top (although the text is cut off)
Tom Brady
@@senmiin i think its happy fathers day o smh
There are tears coming out of my eyes