Chess, But Pieces Turn Into Stone - Petrified Chess Variant

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  • @cyborg98
    @cyborg98 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    "Pawn to B2" is such a fucking cursed phrase. I love it.

    • @deandelvin9924
      @deandelvin9924 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      But it's normal if you play as black

    • @123pik1
      @123pik1 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@deandelvin9924 only in very very endgame

    • @pokeymaker6729
      @pokeymaker6729 ปีที่แล้ว

      fianccetto is at thing

    • @Cycles42
      @Cycles42 ปีที่แล้ว

      pawn to a9

    • @arifezwan8893
      @arifezwan8893 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@pokeymaker6729people who fianchetto goes pawn to b3 instead

  • @SyrKonrat
    @SyrKonrat ปีที่แล้ว +500

    I see why its rarely played, that looks awful to think about

    • @Tsunami14
      @Tsunami14 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This legit gave me a migrane. And I think watching it again to try and understand would just make it worse.

  • @Draedaja
    @Draedaja ปีที่แล้ว +766

    Wait, why did en passant petrify the captured pawn? That smells like a programming bug to me...

    • @Carl-Gauss
      @Carl-Gauss ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Reminds me of a time when I was programming my own chess engine and in the early stages he thought he could castle using a King on e1 and an enemy Knight on h1 😂

    • @Hexie2IQ
      @Hexie2IQ ปีที่แล้ว +56

      ​@@Carl-GaussThis should be possible in normal chess, if you ask me

    • @Flechashe
      @Flechashe ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Yes, it looks like a bug. They didn't account for en passant, which is the only move where the capturer ends up in a different position from the captured

    • @Altimor0
      @Altimor0 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      ​@@Flechashewhy didn't they google en passant

    • @GMPranav
      @GMPranav ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, maybe bonus points for en Passant? :O

  • @BuddhaJube
    @BuddhaJube ปีที่แล้ว +71

    It's clear this variant was not well thought out. The horizontal pawns was meant to help them navigate the stone board but it just breaks the game entirely.

    • @theominouspigeon
      @theominouspigeon 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I think it's good

    • @magnetsphere2872
      @magnetsphere2872 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Pawns are literally the best piece in this variation. I actually think that's what they were going for. Otherwise they would let king capture to get out of cheeky pawn checks

  • @dawidwojacki5049
    @dawidwojacki5049 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    That was the most unusual french move I've ever seen

  • @vinyak123rohatgi
    @vinyak123rohatgi ปีที่แล้ว +223

    that pawn side move left me :O . it was hilarious to think about just blocking and attacking by moving pawns sideways. pawns should be worth 2 instead of 2 just cause of that move lmao

    • @vencedor1774
      @vencedor1774 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Pawn be like:
      Sliide to the left 🥁
      Sliide to the right 🥁
      Crisscross...

    • @Rackox
      @Rackox ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Pawns are so strong in this mode since they don't even get petrified after capturing that they should be worth 3 or maybe 4 points.

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "pawns should be worth 2 instead of 2"
      Or even 3 instead of 3!

    • @Naowakk
      @Naowakk ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Mythraen So 3 instead of 6 ?

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Naowakk What? My comment is a joke poking fun at OP for what I presume is a typo.
      I can't make heads or tails out of your comment.

  • @tochoXK3
    @tochoXK3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn, Simp actually skipped a few moves before that "resignation".

  • @LoudWaffle
    @LoudWaffle ปีที่แล้ว +71

    So on top of being complex, it seems like there are some bugs as well 😅
    You really dominated by maximally using the pawns, especially their sideways move though. Very well played!

  • @SuitorASMR
    @SuitorASMR ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I 100% need more of this

  • @yelv
    @yelv ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Simp you turn me into stone 😳

  • @Oler-yx7xj
    @Oler-yx7xj ปีที่แล้ว +24

    They are just turning your challenges into gamemodes now

  • @moderndayvampire1469
    @moderndayvampire1469 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Seeing pawn move sideways feel very fresh. Maybe they should bring it to normal chess too.

    • @TheLithp
      @TheLithp ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's strangely satisfying.

    • @smippycis6285
      @smippycis6285 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dude got JUKED by them sidesteps. HIS ANKLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @maninthemirrortable
    @maninthemirrortable ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:31 SOLIDifying me center. I see what you did there.

  • @OopsATypo
    @OopsATypo ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Imagine killing a person and they just... turn into stone. That would be horrifying.

    • @Xaiclun
      @Xaiclun ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Imagine killing a person and you just turn to stone!

    • @nianyiwang
      @nianyiwang ปีที่แล้ว +7

      like putting water aside lava. you get infinite stone supply.

  • @jercki72
    @jercki72 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I was gonna say this is 200% win rate but then you did, amazing

    • @Neoshift3
      @Neoshift3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except it isn’t, it’s 100% win rate

    • @morosov4595
      @morosov4595 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Neoshift3 We saw one game, and we know that we won 2. It's 200% in my eyes.

    • @Neoshift3
      @Neoshift3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@morosov4595 he’s won 2/2 games, that’s 100%, if he’d lost one of the games it would be a 1/2 so 50% win rate. Thats how percentages work

    • @morosov4595
      @morosov4595 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Neoshift3 🤓

    • @man_of_cloud
      @man_of_cloud 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Neoshift3 dude theyre joking 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Matthew-bu7fg
    @Matthew-bu7fg ปีที่แล้ว +20

    next chess variant video: "now you might be wondering about my 1900 rating, well this is my second game because in my first I was taking on Magnus Carlsen and he was petrified and gave me a free win"

  • @JustSomeGuyWithAMug
    @JustSomeGuyWithAMug ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:46 the clock goes from 1 minute 3 seconds to 25 seconds and 0 minutes
    And almost everything is petrified, this is the first time I realize this so either he did it often or this is the first time, now I have to rewatch every video

    • @DidierLoiseau
      @DidierLoiseau ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He often pauses or skips long pauses for entertainment purposes.
      However everything petrified is probably the way to show the opponent resigned (maybe all their pieces get added to your score?)

    • @JustSomeGuyWithAMug
      @JustSomeGuyWithAMug ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DidierLoiseau I know that, It's been like year and a half that I follow him
      And while the "everything petrifies after resign" sounds about right, there are also some moves played and it's confirmed by the clock, but the problem is that this is the very first time I realize about it XD, but there are a heck ton of videos of the opponent resigning
      I wouldn't say entertainment purposes more like "I don't really care so I'll end it here" purposes XD

    • @moderndayvampire1469
      @moderndayvampire1469 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      at least we can see the black knight actually moved (and gets petrified per to the rules), so that's probably their last move before resigning.

    • @DidierLoiseau
      @DidierLoiseau ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JustSomeGuyWithAMug indeed I think simp might not always be very careful, or he wanted to keep the video short maybe

    • @danielgriffin8311
      @danielgriffin8311 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you look at the move log on the right side, you can see that all that was skipped was the opponent capturing on c2 and then Simp developing his knight. Maybe the opponent took so long to make a move after that that the game auto-forfeited?

  • @HazmanFTW
    @HazmanFTW ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At first i was afraid, i was petrified

  • @mcknackus4721
    @mcknackus4721 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I cant blame the opponent for resigning. Being blocked multiple times by side pawn moved and an en passant that froze his piece instead of yours is probably what makes this variant so unpopular.

  • @Milenakos
    @Milenakos ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ah yes, ""resignation""

  • @CB-lh4ph
    @CB-lh4ph ปีที่แล้ว +8

    it seems like the strat should be to just sacrifice all of your pieces. If your opponent can't capture any of your pieces they can get at most 8 points + whatever the king is worth, so if you sac your queen for a rook, your rooks for minor pieces, and minor pieces for pawns, it shouldn't be possible for your opponent to catch up

    • @flint9759
      @flint9759 ปีที่แล้ว

      Often, a king is worth a game-winning number of points in these kinds of variants. I wouldn't be surprised if the point-based victory is purely to stop every endgame from ending in a draw from the 50 move rule. So if you sacrifice all your pieces ASAP, then the opponent could just take your king and win the game.

    • @tochoXK3
      @tochoXK3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The King is worth 20 points

  • @andruloni
    @andruloni ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "this is a chess video" citation needed

  • @nonamem2932
    @nonamem2932 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yay another video that has disclaimers I love these disclaimers

  • @Rubix9006
    @Rubix9006 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Impressive that for every game he plays he wins two

  • @blackmarvolo
    @blackmarvolo ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why is the board different on the resignation screen?

  • @stanimir5F
    @stanimir5F ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This game mode messes up with my brain so hard.... especially the sideways move of the pawns. It's too much!

  • @TheInselaffen
    @TheInselaffen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    More of this please.

  • @DaanBruins
    @DaanBruins ปีที่แล้ว +2

    '200% win rate'
    I refuse to believe that you are Asian.

  • @Infarlock
    @Infarlock ปีที่แล้ว

    2:25 exactly my thoughts, forgot about that sideways move

  • @xandrewvondiue522
    @xandrewvondiue522 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That game rocked 🗿

  • @bitcidic
    @bitcidic ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly sideways moving pawns is interesting enough to be its own variant.

  • @MsBombastik
    @MsBombastik ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow that completely different game. By the way You played brilliantly!

  • @versuzzero5335
    @versuzzero5335 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That last move was ganius. Lol.

  • @RaceBandit
    @RaceBandit ปีที่แล้ว

    0:21 | The first Hogwarts book also had Hermione use that same spell on Neville Longbottom.
    2:20 | I had to go back and reread the rules after seeing that horizontal Pawn move. That's _cursed._

  • @miabee6267
    @miabee6267 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BUGHOUSE PLZ!

  • @kaiserruhsam
    @kaiserruhsam ปีที่แล้ว +8

    (This is a chess video)

  • @m-w-x8859
    @m-w-x8859 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need a montage of all of the disclaimers!

  • @altogrey9712
    @altogrey9712 ปีที่แล้ว

    I cant with this variant, its so cursed, pawns should not be able to move sideways.

  • @qwerty_qwerty
    @qwerty_qwerty ปีที่แล้ว

    you got it wrong
    harry has a scar and malfoy has a tattoo on his arm

  • @rezabela24434
    @rezabela24434 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🤣this made me laugh and had to pause several times

  • @John-yg1cq
    @John-yg1cq ปีที่แล้ว

    The variant of pawns.

  • @oumdeshpande402
    @oumdeshpande402 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Simp is a disgrace for Asians for saying 200% win rate😥

    • @Tragic_Idiot
      @Tragic_Idiot ปีที่แล้ว +6

      On the contrary, he has more than 100%. His mom would be so proud.

    • @oumdeshpande402
      @oumdeshpande402 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Tragic_Idiotyes, but Asian Moms are always disappointed of their children

  • @Poochyvert
    @Poochyvert ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why didn't you show the rest of the game ?

  • @John73John
    @John73John ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:48 why didn't the capturing pawn turn to stone???

    • @kitthekat6844
      @kitthekat6844 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was wondering the same thing...

    • @rogierownage
      @rogierownage ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not to mention pawns should not turn to stone in the first place

  • @crowreligion
    @crowreligion 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:24 wait the pawn on c4 can't take the bishop on d4 sideways?

  • @Waffles17643
    @Waffles17643 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sideways pawns are sick they should add that to the normal game next update

  • @George-li1yv
    @George-li1yv ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone forgot to program the en passant 😂

  • @magnetsphere2872
    @magnetsphere2872 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Play more of this

  • @SolousOrneas
    @SolousOrneas ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video 11/10 for the pawns.

  • @flyer3f
    @flyer3f ปีที่แล้ว

    Shame we didn't get to see the full game. Would be nice if you coulda shown us how the rest went...

  • @miragebreaker27
    @miragebreaker27 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol at that disclaimer. Thanks for the reminder, simp!

  • @WeirdVideoGames
    @WeirdVideoGames ปีที่แล้ว

    You need to learn how percentages work 🤣

  • @bencekovacs8726
    @bencekovacs8726 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have no clue what happened in this game.

  • @Nbrother1234
    @Nbrother1234 ปีที่แล้ว

    If he lost this game his win rate would be 50%

  • @SrogaPoziomka
    @SrogaPoziomka ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you get check mated, but you also have more points, do you win? 🤔

    • @person8064
      @person8064 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd imagine the checkmate makes you lose, otherwise you could just sac all your pieces on pawns to stop your opponent from getting points

    • @flint9759
      @flint9759 ปีที่แล้ว

      There probably is no official 'check' in this variant and instead you have to capture the opponent's king. It's probably then worth an absurd number of points when you capture it, so you're guaranteed to win. The points are probably just to stop endgames from becoming draws by the 50 move rule or from all pieces being petrified.

    • @tochoXK3
      @tochoXK3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Checkmate gives 20 points. Yes, you could theoretically mate and lose.

  • @evgen09second
    @evgen09second ปีที่แล้ว +8

    what happened with white and black knights at the end?

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But whats the reason pawns can move sideways?^^

  • @davidtitanium22
    @davidtitanium22 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this mode made no sense, other modes you can feel why the rules are the way that they are for balancing reasons, but this mode just feels like a cluster of ideas put together for no reason at all

    • @davidtitanium22
      @davidtitanium22 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm guessing that the points system is because they don't expect a checkmate to happen with so many impregnable stone walls, and the pawn moving sideways is to avoid games being over too fast when they hit a wall, but then players become confused about what's they're supposed to be going for, making chess just a "don't lose pieces" game is boring

  • @NoomStuff
    @NoomStuff ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Video 33 of asking simp to play fps chess

    • @CStoph1979
      @CStoph1979 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except you never actually ask him. Nary a single question or question mark in all 33.

  • @andreashonnet8654
    @andreashonnet8654 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A2 B2 ???? Where is it mentionned as a. Rule xd

    • @evgen09second
      @evgen09second ปีที่แล้ว +12

      pawns can move horizontally

    • @borderlinebear5509
      @borderlinebear5509 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In the rules section : Pawns can move horizontally

  • @mingyue_chen
    @mingyue_chen ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't understand... If it's point based then when does the game end? Also, why does it say "win by checkmate or stalemate" on the right of the screen?

  • @itsQuilow
    @itsQuilow ปีที่แล้ว

    Cursed variant

  • @sgt.hirntot8580
    @sgt.hirntot8580 ปีที่แล้ว

    this slaps

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's the point of the points, if the rules say "win by checkmate or stalemate" ?
    Either that sentence is not true, or what is the situation when the points come into consideration?

    • @tochoXK3
      @tochoXK3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If the game would end in a Draw, the player with the most points wins instead.
      Mate "only" gives 20 points, so you can "Claim Victory" if you have an advantage of at least 21 points (you "resign", giv your opponent 20 points, then still win).

    • @panda4247
      @panda4247 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tochoXK3 so the sentence is not true, right?

    • @tochoXK3
      @tochoXK3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@panda4247Yeah, technically, you can lose while mate-ing (though it's unlikely) and in case of Stalemate, the player with the most points wins

  • @Neoshift3
    @Neoshift3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is it just me or is simp sounding a bit sick today? Was something off about the voice

  • @wayneenglish17
    @wayneenglish17 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yo

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To be clear, I’m on the side that doesn’t really care about Harry Potter enough to get “triggered” by the author’s actions, as bad as they are. I’m just here to watch a Chess game. That *is* what I subscribed for, after all.

    • @ThePaSch
      @ThePaSch ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sure all of the nobody who asked will be delighted to hear that.

    • @JJ_R
      @JJ_R ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThePaSch I was referencing the disclaimer at the beginning.