funny about that statement because its actually incredibly genius. if you trick yourself into believing something you will believe it eventually. lie detectors work by the person watching the needle move based on your heart rate. if they ask you something that's a lie your heart will jump because you're preparing yourself for something that you know might get you in trouble. if you actually made yourself believe it through repetition you wouldn't be afraid to answer and tell them the 'truth'
Elaine: "I mean, this whole time, Jerry. We could've been discussing Sydney, Michael, and Jane..." Jerry: "And Billy, Jake, and Allison. Yes, we could've discussed it!" 🤣🤣🤣
Jerry was an avid watcher of Nickelodeon....but he can't admit to watch "Melrose Place" LOLOLOL But always loved George's fervent advice..."It's not a lie IF you believe it"
I noticed that too and when I looked back at some of the stuff I wore in the early 90s, I almost cringe, but everyone else was doing it...peer pressure.
I never realized at the end when Jerry says "oh that Michael" Kramer (Micheal Richards) looks over very jumpy. Admittedly it's very Kramer like behavior but to me it looks like Richards was caught off guard and thought Jerry was talking about him out of character lmao
Embarrassed of watching Melrose Place? Well, sure, but you could do a lot worst. I know people who unapologetically watch abysmal crap like The Bachelor/Bachelorette.
This is a very funny bit but I think it would've been funnier if Jerry never told Elaine in their scene together and said he didn't watch it, and then George wants to advise Jerry to cheat the poly but Jerry says he doesn't need the help because he doesn't watch, then to have his outburst and reveal he does in fact watch the show
"Who do you think you are, COSTANZA?!" 🤣
2nd best line of the episode.
😂😂😂😂😂
Remember: it's not a lie if you believe it
funny about that statement because its actually incredibly genius. if you trick yourself into believing something you will believe it eventually. lie detectors work by the person watching the needle move based on your heart rate. if they ask you something that's a lie your heart will jump because you're preparing yourself for something that you know might get you in trouble. if you actually made yourself believe it through repetition you wouldn't be afraid to answer and tell them the 'truth'
George's greatest and realest advice ever.
George really steals the scenes he's in. Such great acting!
The saying that MAGA lives by
@@abrahamrios934from Seinfeld to Maga 😂 take a break bud
The detective asking the questions... perfect casting... right down to the cigar
"Yeah... I think you've seen it."
One of the few times Jerome acted. Very funny confession/melt down.
It’s like saying to Pavaroti: teach me to sing like you 😂
😂😂
Melrose Place? Jerry? Oh the humanity! 😂
I never really got the hate with George and the toupee. He looked pretty, pretty, pretty good.
I see people staring because, they like what they see!
I could spot that bird nest 2 blocks away
@@stagna1959 I think he's got you beat buddy.
It wasn't the toupee. It was his attitude after.
um no
Elaine: "I mean, this whole time, Jerry. We could've been discussing Sydney, Michael, and Jane..."
Jerry: "And Billy, Jake, and Allison. Yes, we could've discussed it!" 🤣🤣🤣
She was a Charlie's girlfriend on two and a half men , Lidia, the woman that was exacly like Evelyn , Charlie's mother
Lydia sells homes on the bee-atch 😂
Ahhh yess I knew I recognised her from somewhere.
Charlie dating his mom essentially lmao
You know what else is insane. She actually married Grant Snow who played Jake from Melrose Place.
It's not a lie if you believe it is a truly life changing advice
😂😂fr
George is the mastermind🤣💯👍
George with that "hair", man
Remember, he isn't bald. He _was_ bald.
George with hair is like a ghost town with skyscrapers....or something like that
I don't LIKE THIS THING!!!! And HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!!!!!!!!!
@lethersing5909 😬
“I got rejected by a BALD woman.”
"What?"
@@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages It was like I was looking in the mirror
You blew it!
A bald woman rejected me.
Scalp was clean.
Jerry's 'no' was kinda weak but he almost lied like he actually believed it. 😅
Jerry was an avid watcher of Nickelodeon....but he can't admit to watch "Melrose Place" LOLOLOL But always loved George's fervent advice..."It's not a lie IF you believe it"
To be honest, Nickelodeon is way less embarrassing than watching reality tv or soap operas 😂
It's a guy thing. No matter how modern we become...certain things we can't admit to liking.
@@jordanschlansky4093 🤣Good Point!
I'm watching Tiny Toons
@@Blas4ublasphemy 🤣🤣🤣 Slam Dunk every time! 👋
Make the eyes almond. Always.
EVIL almond eyes!
@@P8P89
I have a crush on that cop actress so bad
Get in line
@@bozak2320🫡
Meh
She also played Lydia in Two and a Half Men.
Was showing Elaine how you shake a bottle slightly suggestive?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that….
I thought so.
Kramer 🤣
Nice to see Jerry has a blue puffy shirt. 😂
I noticed that too and when I looked back at some of the stuff I wore in the early 90s, I almost cringe, but everyone else was doing it...peer pressure.
I've seen all episodes of Melrose Place. I remember nothing about it.
Not even Sydney and Jane's fight in the pool? With Sydney in their grandma's wedding dress?
@fromthehaven94 who are these people?
I remember one episode where that mute woman was Sydney's date, it was quite a progressive show for the time
I've never watched it. I swear!
That's one of my favorite episodes. 😂
Of Melrose place?
Jerry Seinfeld es un genio, el hecho que mire melrose place a escondidas es de las cosas más graciosas de la serie.
I never realized at the end when Jerry says "oh that Michael" Kramer (Micheal Richards) looks over very jumpy. Admittedly it's very Kramer like behavior but to me it looks like Richards was caught off guard and thought Jerry was talking about him out of character lmao
It was in the script, so doubtful.
Jerry's world's collided with that poly
excited about the pouty
I jist recognized the female officer. She was one of charlie harpers gfs on two and a half men.
Costanza is the best. The best I tell you
Deceitful, duplicitous, deceptive...outrageous.
Lydia from 2and a half man
Cop is Lydia from two and half men.
You're right! I never put it together!
Her voice is unmistakable
My only thought is that the cop thought this would be a fun way to share her job with Jerry
But it backfired
1:50 Look at his 90’s shirt, it’s so puffy. Why was he so against the puffy pirate shirt?
It’s not a lie, if you believe it.
From a joke by comedians, to the major ideology of modern politics 😮
Your BOLD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
The police is the Realtor from two and half men. The one that is the younger versión of Charlie s mom
She should have brought her handcuffs on the date.
….ohhh…she’s gorgeous!!
She's quite breathtaking.
@@arvindhmani06 She's a dog!
Embarrassed of watching Melrose Place? Well, sure, but you could do a lot worst. I know people who unapologetically watch abysmal crap like The Bachelor/Bachelorette.
See that's funny
@2:20 this shirt is puffy enough!
lie detector doesn't work like that..
GORGE AND HIS TOUPE LOL LOL HE LOOKS MUCH YOUNGER WITH HIS TOUPE LOL LOL GORGE LOOKS SO TINY/SHORT AND CUTE LOL LOL
And if so... Did she enjoy it?
This is a very funny bit but I think it would've been funnier if Jerry never told Elaine in their scene together and said he didn't watch it, and then George wants to advise Jerry to cheat the poly but Jerry says he doesn't need the help because he doesn't watch, then to have his outburst and reveal he does in fact watch the show
That button is in no man's land
I've never seen it...
Do they still do sketch artis
What's the most embarrassing show you watch?
She was in two and a half men too. Of course here she's too young.
Jerry hasn't turned out too well. A cranky old man complaining about the 'far left'. He was funny once.
"It's not a lie...if you believe it."
Kamala's campaign slogan.
🥤😂💦👍
"How can I make this political?" said the 🤡
@@trevertravis8963 It’s funny! 🥤😂💦👍
Alright get out of here and your political drama
I'm excited about pouty 😅😊