Charity Microbuild: Brutal Pizza Cutter Of Doom

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  • @Sirilean
    @Sirilean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    you do the best sponsored ads of anyone tbh

    • @marksullivan6319
      @marksullivan6319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed

    • @digitalnaf1907
      @digitalnaf1907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I came here just for this.
      Michael is an absolute unit.
      What a legend

    • @TanMan741
      @TanMan741 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed.

    • @vuilnisgod4388
      @vuilnisgod4388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr. Never in my life have i watched a paid advertisement and actually enjoyed it

    • @jjd1927
      @jjd1927 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was the best thing I've ever seen!

  • @terrancecampbell2945
    @terrancecampbell2945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The laugh at 9:55 is what I imagine goes through your head as you make all these awesome creations

    • @lostmarimo
      @lostmarimo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's the laugh of " i nearly hurt myself real bad"

    • @kabukaze
      @kabukaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is the laugh of near death experience

  • @AlphaMachina
    @AlphaMachina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I was expecting to see Michael floating away in a hot air balloon, just to show off his new "langolier mic."

    • @digitalnaf1907
      @digitalnaf1907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Standing on the chimney!
      Got me good Hahahaha!

  • @bubbaganoosh7497
    @bubbaganoosh7497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "Pangs of uncontrollable lust" is my favorite pornsite...lol

    • @TheUndyingSkitarii
      @TheUndyingSkitarii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was the best part of this video.

    • @dexnom1
      @dexnom1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this great pornsite is spoiled with adds now :(

    • @isaacgraff8288
      @isaacgraff8288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like I said to my wife when she was wearing a white t-shirt, I am dying to know what it looks like wet.
      Bravo good sir

  • @joshuavidrine889
    @joshuavidrine889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Nicely done! That pizza was a fierce foe, but the fine craftsmanship of Michael prevailed once again!

  • @mrelosepoe4078
    @mrelosepoe4078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Lavalier is sadly not a Langolier... those are much more terrifying

    • @redjack2629
      @redjack2629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only if you mess around with time travel, though. :P

  • @Christer2222
    @Christer2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I am so relieved Michael keeps me safe from uncontrollable lust

    • @samstoddard4191
      @samstoddard4191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sadly he failed its already set in

  • @shadowrunner2323
    @shadowrunner2323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Love how your family just rolls with this XD cool looking build

    • @TheNajSD
      @TheNajSD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol, did you see his wife's face as he cut it?!
      She's like wtffff, why do I put up with these shenanigans...

  • @carlbillings8895
    @carlbillings8895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “ if you want to make the world a little less worse”
    Calls it the pizza cutter of doom 😂

  • @subjectkgb6853
    @subjectkgb6853 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I start my welding course in 2 weeks, my boss at my workshop is giving me free reign of the tools and anything I can find laying around. Watching your videos gives me inspiration, keep being awesome!

  • @mattf9096
    @mattf9096 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really respect that you put all this work into all these charity builds! I think it would be cool if you gathered up a bunch of random things and posted a pic to your fans... and whoever came up with the best idea/design that uses them would get to decide which charity to donate the proceeds to.

  • @KnightsWithoutATable
    @KnightsWithoutATable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I like how well it stuck when thrown.

  • @Gone29480
    @Gone29480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Damn, I was farming thoses pizza enconters like a noob.
    Now I know I need to upgrade my gear.

  • @suicidalbanananana
    @suicidalbanananana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Nice, and those promotions just keep getting better haha.
    Idea for next microbuild based on your testing of this: throwing axe.

  • @vincentmorissette6492
    @vincentmorissette6492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It makes me happy seeing Michael doing so well

  • @genericuserid7283391
    @genericuserid7283391 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    DWB is such a great charity, thanks for being entertaining and not a jerk when the cameras are off!

  • @mortusdominus
    @mortusdominus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've done that black rust thing on a lot of old rusty axes. Stuff holds up great and prevents further rust.

  • @hatandcaneproductions4877
    @hatandcaneproductions4877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    4:02 Not something I would ever want to hear from my chiropractor

  • @Maker-G
    @Maker-G 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mineral oil is my go to! I get the laxative grade. Use it for everything! Non toxic, won't go rancid and dirt cheap! Love your stuff bud! ....also thanks for helping ward off primal urges with the distance between the cam and you... Can not say your shirtlessness helps though. Cheers!

  • @FairlyUnknown
    @FairlyUnknown 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ads you do are absolutely fantastic. They do not interest me at all but the fact that you make it so engaging and funny makes me sit through it just to see what shenanigans you'd do next. Very well done and really darn cool build too.

  • @bologna3048
    @bologna3048 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    First video I've watched of this guy and I think he might be my hero. "OIL WOMAN! I NEED OIL!" **works on his project at the table while everyone is sitting down to eat** I love this guy... If you're that kid's father, that kid doesn't realize how cool of a father he's got hahaha

  • @frozenlake9140
    @frozenlake9140 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Puff puff, climb climb, scootch scootch, pose, speach, puff puff, climb climb, repeat. Very impressive!

  • @bbpsamson
    @bbpsamson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Mike, The word you were looking for with the tape was MASK. lol

  • @wake-archus
    @wake-archus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the table you use at 6:22 is fairly similar to a routing table which is a commercial product used in wood working

  • @Zogg1281
    @Zogg1281 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That is truly AWESOME!!!! And I feel sorry for your wife....... especially when you do something random and she looks at the camera with a look on her face that says "why me?" You have an amazing family...... and an AMAZING ability to turn an everyday object into a giant ?????? of doom!! In this case a pizza cutter of doom!!! Carry on the amazing work 👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @rogerramiussergeialexander5541
    @rogerramiussergeialexander5541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Kind of odd that such a small piece of metal could be almost as effective as a proper blade, Almost as if a sword/axe didn't need to weigh as much as it's wielder. 🤔 We must conduct further research into these "undersized" blades.
    Egad! It seems I've made quite a few people angry! Better finish that exoskeleton soon so I can make one for Mike (so he can swing even BIGGER swords), that should calm everyone down.
    PS, Mr. Cthulhu doesn't know about this yet.

    • @Zoso14892
      @Zoso14892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I dunno, it feels like he's been doing a lot of those lately. I think we need a new hernia inducing blade as a benchmark.

    • @leopeter9051
      @leopeter9051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it looks like a scalpel.
      You know, for precision stuff

    • @4Curses
      @4Curses 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You should stop talking about topics like these. People might get the idea you are some kind of...heathen. Small blades, dont make me laugh. Don´t let the spanish inquisition hear your mindless babbling. You never know, nobody expects the spanish inquisiton,

    • @Avalanche272_
      @Avalanche272_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smaller blades? SMALLER BLADES?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK SUCH BLASPHEMY, YOU HEATHEN?!

    • @rogerramiussergeialexander5541
      @rogerramiussergeialexander5541 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Avalanche272_ I wouldn't throw around words like "heathen" and "blasphemy" so easily if I were you, outsiders might get the wrong idea.
      Also, U mad bro?

  • @mrkalius1926
    @mrkalius1926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    How did Mike get so high up in the beginning?
    He didn't climb.
    He just jumped.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah. He pushed the planet down and stepped sideways onto the shed... and then the house.

  • @MegaSmiley
    @MegaSmiley 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the simplicity and destructive power of that beautiful piece of metal

  • @DymondGezzer1089
    @DymondGezzer1089 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I could watch your content all day I would love to have the time, space, money and tools for metal work.

  • @stoddern
    @stoddern 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Most vegetable based oils like canola, corn and olive will go rancid, stinky and sticky. Walnut does not and is used throughout wood working and to oil wooden or bamboo kitchen items

    • @Chadcs1
      @Chadcs1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually, Walnut Oil is avoided in wooden and bamboo kitchen items due to never knowing if someone has a Nut based allergy, Mineral Oil is the usual go to for cutting boards, spoons, etc.

  • @bluegrassbonzai4088
    @bluegrassbonzai4088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    lol, Klingon pizza cutter, and nice form with that weapon of mass pizza destruction

  • @lilplaguedoctor5557
    @lilplaguedoctor5557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You should make Yhorm's Great Machete from Dark Souls 3! This build reminds me of it!

  • @DjRhaahkin
    @DjRhaahkin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Langolier mic is my new favorite thing! Stephen King would be proud...

  • @MaroonDragoon
    @MaroonDragoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think you've just inspired an epic anime dealing with a post apocalyptic pizza business of some sort. Love your work man!

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm an English teacher and I had never heard "lustrum" before! Thanks for the vocab word, Mike!

  • @volstad44
    @volstad44 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good call on the Camera distance for the changing scene. All that man.... whoo..... gives me the heat.

  • @eolaspellor1718
    @eolaspellor1718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Wow... you actually made something that’s kind of useful! Imagine that!!!
    (Kudos to your daughter for liking Hawaiian pizza (a great Canadian invention))

  • @drstrangefart
    @drstrangefart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I believe you've helped me figure out what to do with my shop. Charity builds to try to sell and support my local food banks and humane society branch.

    • @danielcrawford7315
      @danielcrawford7315 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too kuul!

    • @TheStraycat74
      @TheStraycat74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can't even get my builds to support ME, let alone anyone else... :( but Irish Mike's pretty cool

    • @drstrangefart
      @drstrangefart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey, I haven't sold hardly anything but it's worth a try.

  • @rhetoricalzombie4596
    @rhetoricalzombie4596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Michaelcthulhu making a pizza cutter for Pizzazathoth...the blind Italian pizza god.

    • @4Curses
      @4Curses 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pizzathot sound more like the italian Pizzagoddess with pangs of uncontrollable lust

  • @B.C.SUPRA420
    @B.C.SUPRA420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lav-o-leer. Microphone .mostly refers to the type of mic plugged into your frequency transmitter.👍👍🏽👍🏼👍🏻 also have lapel mic.(goes on your lapel) ear mic. And skull mic.(over top of skull centered in middle of forehead)-mostly used for plays,operas,ect....

  • @ShroomheadOne
    @ShroomheadOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "where'd my sanding block go?" idk man, no idea where that could be
    **it's legit in the shot**

    • @samuelmellars7855
      @samuelmellars7855 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've never done that! Noooo! Never! Now, where's my phone?

    • @TheFreeBass
      @TheFreeBass 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's not a sanding block, that's a sanding sponge. Big difference.

  • @mostlysquare
    @mostlysquare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "But like I said to my wife when she was wearing that white t-shirt, I'm dying to know what it looks like wet" XDDD 15:00

  • @teteuscot5098
    @teteuscot5098 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the finish you just did is basically gun bluing, you converted red oxide into black oxide which also resists rust.

  • @retsujou
    @retsujou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, it is very much a Mezzaluna too. It's pretty similar to how that knife looks and works.

  • @treiliananthony127
    @treiliananthony127 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The random cuts to him standing in weird places is perfect! 😂 I love it

  • @DrMurdercock
    @DrMurdercock 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hands down the best to cut pizza is with a rocker knife like this. What's even better? A industrial style rocker knife. Even better? A Mike style pizza cutter rocker industrial thing. Of doom

  • @Penquin13th
    @Penquin13th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    +9 Tactical Pizza Cutter of Doom 🤘

  • @MrRagequitnow
    @MrRagequitnow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Found an old bottle of Jameson, and a MC video I hadn't watched. Best day I've had in awhile!

  • @zacharymcbride6159
    @zacharymcbride6159 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    not going to lie, every time he runs his fingers on the edge after it has been sharpened it gives me the willies.

  • @luisviejo2076
    @luisviejo2076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Italian medieval soldier preparing to war : 18:50

  • @phoenixsemorata9476
    @phoenixsemorata9476 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:24 I know they do exist for wood at least. The woodshop class I took in highschool had one. I don't really know what it's called either but it's a type of sander.

  • @kalyn319
    @kalyn319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved the video! Your sponsorship spot was just great! Oh, and what have you been feeding the kiddos this summer....they grew a ton since the D&D with kids stuff(my nephews loved the videos, the eldest has a whole group that meets up at our library to play once a week. His school even has a Gamer's Guild, lol)

  • @fishglobglob4285
    @fishglobglob4285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That ad was on point

  • @TheBuffaloPaladin
    @TheBuffaloPaladin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You have a beautiful family, sir. Don’t mess it up! Keep making big giant swords.

  • @MikeWaltonPro
    @MikeWaltonPro 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You still inspire! I have one of your micro builds and covet this one. The family is looking amazing and keep up the good work on all fronts!

  • @Mike-NP
    @Mike-NP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Doctors Without Borders: making the world a little bit less worse." - Other Mike (cuz I'm Mike too. Cheers)

  • @leemcgann6470
    @leemcgann6470 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wonder if putting chunks of fresh oak wood or green walnuts(w/husk) in the water will help give a good dark color. That’s how they used to treat traps to help keep them from rusting

  • @jacobmoore6567
    @jacobmoore6567 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny how the giant pizza cutter is probably one of the most genuinely dangerous weapons you have ever made.

  • @NeroNyte
    @NeroNyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The changing the pants bit is probably the funniest thing I've seen all week

  • @TheLucyBlaze
    @TheLucyBlaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Irish Mike builder of giant swords and now giant pizza cutters!

  • @southernsasquatchseekers9639
    @southernsasquatchseekers9639 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn Michael you looked like a badass when you were throwing it at the stump! Keep it up.

  • @WayneRandall
    @WayneRandall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first ad I've watched in years! And I loved it!

    • @bsidethebox
      @bsidethebox 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      First time I've ever clicked "like" halfway through an embedded ad (which I watched all of). 😂

  • @seanhowes2453
    @seanhowes2453 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:55 I did not expect that

  • @notasbignow1
    @notasbignow1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah a huge pizza cutter but my grandson Tyler, said it looks like a villains mask, and our Tyler's loves as he said he your Costume! I said it's not a Costume it's your protective clothing, Bless our Tyler plus he said maybe your the Villain lol Cheeky wee monkey well we loved your video amazing as usual 😅😅 Tyler said stay safe from the huge swords you make

  • @bobowman4628
    @bobowman4628 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Epic slow motion camera save!!!! 19:12

  • @joeblo4016
    @joeblo4016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's a badass kitchen warrior! Damn nice build man.

  • @TepiLizard
    @TepiLizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You don't need to be changing pants on camera to inspire "pangs of uncontrollable lust." I mean, c'mon, hirsute topless bearded man with power tools? 'Nuff said.

    • @TepiLizard
      @TepiLizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jon Goat I wanted to point out that you missed the "hirsute" part, but, well, based on the gay men I know, it seems most of them prefer their men UN-hairy. The fools.

    • @TepiLizard
      @TepiLizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jon Goat Well, yes. Like I said, that was just my observation from the ones I personally know. Power to the bears!

    • @dannydevito3284
      @dannydevito3284 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      On god

  • @colekrupa1094
    @colekrupa1094 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    They sell tables like the one you made with the die grinder, I think they're called router tables, but they're made for wood and have a fence in the way. Could probably remove the fence and set it up for metal if one wanted to do so

  • @crossedcutlasses
    @crossedcutlasses 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A fantastic and entertaining build utterly overshadowed by WOW NOVA IS SO GROWN UP HOLY MOLY. Sorry, I have a daughter as well who is growing far too fast for me to cope with.

  • @cajunkush149
    @cajunkush149 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should hook up the two air compressors before turning them on to fill up. Then you wouldn't fight the pressure.

  • @hanklero
    @hanklero 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The throws were a delightful surprise.

  • @FoxfireArmory
    @FoxfireArmory 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tactical Combat Pizza Cutter, I think you just hit the 10M Dollar Idea there ;)

  • @tygrahof9268
    @tygrahof9268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I wonder if it is hot?"
    Puts bare hand directly onto hot steel.
    Clearly a man who uses his hands.

  • @katzgg
    @katzgg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is there a practical reasons you traced the outline on top of the blades instead of putting the paper under the blade?

  • @DeanRogers77
    @DeanRogers77 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should team up with Epic Meal Time, you make the cutter and they make the pizza!

  • @bologna3048
    @bologna3048 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:24 He's speaking the language of the Gods.

  • @gundanium3126
    @gundanium3126 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    the tool die grinder stand is called a router table/jig you can get them on amazon.

  • @anthonymacconnell8817
    @anthonymacconnell8817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Failed your stealth check. Lust prevention was unsuccessful

    • @DrewDawkins
      @DrewDawkins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If anything, the tease just heightened the lust.

  • @rhodridavies9426
    @rhodridavies9426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is so much more practical and probably more effective than a batleth! :-P

  • @CoquiAudio
    @CoquiAudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice I will add wood handles so be less stress on the hands

  • @xanthis5413
    @xanthis5413 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had a Friend in Collage that worked at a Pizza Hut. They would use a cutter like that, This was back in 1998.

  • @alexhulea2735
    @alexhulea2735 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    well, since there is such a thing as giant pizza, a giant pizza cutter would be just perfect to cut such deviant items

  • @riftalope
    @riftalope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Next new Fortnight Weapon, or a Klingon P'zah cutter?
    ... What about pangs of laughter?

  • @jacp5628
    @jacp5628 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It looks like a massive two-handed ulu (A native Canadian cutting tool.)

  • @Snotnarok
    @Snotnarok 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this the most lethal pizza cutter in the world? I mean I'd try and argue but, look what it's capable of. Someone else argue!

  • @DiegoCarenzo
    @DiegoCarenzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Creo que es el trabajo que mas me gusta hasta ahora!!!! Muy muy muy muy buenooooooo

  • @evelyn_r
    @evelyn_r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol the pants skit.
    Nice looking pizza cutter, though never had a pizza bully me before, as I eat bullies for breakfast (well if there’s any left over the next mornin) 😂😜

  • @jacksongreen1319
    @jacksongreen1319 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He is enjoying the new mic wayyyyy tooo much😂

  • @kennethwinkelman3530
    @kennethwinkelman3530 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    A set of G10 scales would give it an industrial look.

  • @paralleluniverse7355
    @paralleluniverse7355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Tactical Combat Pizza Cutter" Lmao :-D Loved it

  • @rossbrown6136
    @rossbrown6136 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:26 nice human skull 💀 👌

  • @jouruji
    @jouruji 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    dude does the best ads that I dont even skip them

  • @gaudiumfelidae9520
    @gaudiumfelidae9520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Did he put a wooden lid on the fire?

  • @1Igster1
    @1Igster1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Here's an idea... attach a haft to one end of it to make it a reach weapon like an axe :)

  • @LaurentMaitreK
    @LaurentMaitreK 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Title only landed you a like... and now to the video... you’re awesome mate!!

  • @gunnerzessau7115
    @gunnerzessau7115 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I forgot how much I love watching him. He makes me laugh

  • @PeachTreeBreyersKoZ
    @PeachTreeBreyersKoZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:32 hotel? Trivago

  • @Snotnarok
    @Snotnarok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:30 "We're all done in a safe distance"
    Me in 2020: . . . Sigh. Yeah. Everything has to be these days.

  • @SamuraiPipotchi
    @SamuraiPipotchi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As much as I like the term "Langelier" they are unfortunately called Lavalier mics
    Some people also call them Lapel mics, because they're often placed on the Lapel of a shirt

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shirt? Have you watched Michael work?

    • @SamuraiPipotchi
      @SamuraiPipotchi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markfergerson2145 wait, you're right... so what is he attaching it to?

  • @21touma
    @21touma 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:14 I hope I see this in my dreams