I love the new update 1.18 New mob:Warden Big cave added New cave New plant New redstone detect New block New item And added flower vines on tree New Biome seeds Added New fossils & Dragon fossil And there is snow that you can drown and freeze to death Added a Light (You can only use it in creative)
prettty sure this is not a wholesome comment and just asking for likes, i mean, seriously. the amount of times i have seen these "wholesome" comments is getting on my nerves. so wholesome or not, i dont like this comment
His luck is so insane that he got a fortress, a desert temple, a village a two vain diamond ores and found by mistake a stronghold under village while mining chunks 🙌🙌🙌🙌
thanks for watching!! :D
Hello bonc
Yea boiii
Yay bonk king
E.
I luv all ur vids so yeah this was an absolute banger
bro alt title: "minecraft but mining is super satisfying" why does it look soooooooo goooodddd lol 👁👄👁
Hey Paul love your video never thought to see you here lol
Edit: why did I get 13 likes for such a simple comment is I may ask? And thanks
Hey Paul
Hello
Hi paul I'm a big fan your spicey videos are the best
Idk lol
I'm a simple person when I see a bionic upload, I click.
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
Current Subs 8691
@ceegeetee i subbed
ᴹʸ ᵍᵒᵃˡ ˢᵘᵇˢᶤˢ 1ᵏ ʷᶤˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵍᵒᵃˡ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉᶰ🥰😍
We don’t give a fuck CeeGeeTee
Yes
Minecraft: Gold.
Bionic: Cheese.
Minecraft: Lava.
Bionic: Orange juice.
Minecraft: skeleton
Bionic: bonerman
Minecraft:iron golem
Bionic:bold man
minecraft: wooden pickaxe
Bonc: poop pickaxe
Minecraft:Cobblestone
Bonc: coblerston
Is it gold lava or cheese orange juice?? My favourite thing in minecraft is cheese orange juice! Lol its a joke
i love how bionic still has his old classic webcam love it XD
Hiiii jepex
We love bionic even if he is bald
3 minutes ago
Should get a new one ngl
6 mins ago
Your hair growing so fast
yessir
Bruh i get heart from bionic 🤯 after 2 years making a joke to get heart from bionic and finally i get the heart thanks you
I love the part where he says "Oh my god"
Same
He said oh my god 58 times I counted
@Alannah NG ne too
@Alannah NG lmao
@@Factdome-1 correct
2:54
He finds diamomds in a cave that fast!?what a speedrun for diamonds-
Ah yes, I see you too watch jelly bean
@@R-R3DH34D-X_X and?
@@NoobNoobsters I like your pfp
Bionic: im struggling for food
Haybale in the village: do i look invisible to you?
Bionic got the haybale anyway
@@victorpakaleno5289 yea he. Did
@@The-ch4ih ok
Dream has been real quiet since Bionic rng was known
Ikr
3.21 subs thaths why bonic is the new draem
It's because bionic luck isn't real... but creative and commands are
Let's appreciate the fact how the editing is so good
Ye
Appreciated
Yeah
Saff is a good editor
@@studytosuccess7883 def
2:04
Bionic: i got one flint from that one gravel
Also Bionic : *proceeds to jump on gravel*
From his first gravel, it's a one in ten drop
Seeing the huge cave in minecraft fills us and bionic with determination
You are over powered right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
I feel like Bionic just has the talent to make any vid and its always gonna be 110% interesting
th-cam.com/video/BugY5up4LX8/w-d-xo.html
Bionic starts playing...
God seed: may I come help?
Bionic: *doesn't say anything*
God seed: oh I know you want me to help!
Lol
@@green_sands biub
,Pjgv bnnnnnnn. Hjnnnlkbjkloll.....,....
@@green_sands ojh
I love the new update 1.18
New mob:Warden
Big cave added
New cave
New plant
New redstone detect
New block
New item
And added flower vines on tree
New Biome seeds
Added New fossils & Dragon fossil
And there is snow that you can drown and freeze to death
Added a Light (You can only use it in creative)
Can we just appreciate how he posts every 2 days that’s why he’s my favorite youtuber
@F*СК МЕ - СНЕСК МY РR0FILЕ what the heck man
I wish the person who are reading this comment may your parents alive for 100 years ! Love you all ❤️
Thank you so much
prettty sure this is not a wholesome comment and just asking for likes, i mean, seriously. the amount of times i have seen these "wholesome" comments is getting on my nerves. so wholesome or not, i dont like this comment
Thank you so much Bionic you really inspired me so much I created my channel after you hoping to hit 300subs soon💙💙
I'm wishing for 100 subs :
Wow I will sub
I just sub
I just sub to you
But I'm a sub anyway
Bionic is my favourite youtuber by FAR!!!
Bionic : let's make a swooor- maybe axe if we incase find some mobs
Sword : why am still here, just to suffer?
WHEN YOU SAY YOUR FINE BUT YOUR NOT REALLY FINE
Well, Cobwebs I guess
"Bionic making random sounds while killing animals" me:VIBING
SHEEEEEEEEESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS SICK!!!!!!!!!
hi
man the speedrun is real.
*speedrunning the search for lucky seeds*
i clicked faster than bionic’s hair growing back
@ur awesome
K
boomer
CLICKER
Stupid
Are we all gonna ignore that bionic luck is just insane?
Yes
Yes
he uses seeds
ok
@Martha Ramirez yes he does it's not random
"Why am I doing this on half a heart? Cuz I'm a crackhead"- bionic lmao 2021 😂😂😂🤣🤣
lol
1:10 I love how he just calls the enchanted book trash book 😂
It has curse of binding :/
There is a blackout in my city, and Bonc is the person who makes me happy everyday!
Well then how are u watching this... U LIAR 🤥
@@iamdumb8341 litteraly every device has its own wifi
@@iamdumb8341 My Cellular Data Has Some Data Dude...
"OH ITS THE THINGY!" Bionic, 2021
Your ideas are so simple bonc, but that just makes it so much better. Thanks for the good content :)
Who else loves when he says “hominominoi”
Meeee
1:46 “let’s go baby”
Me: convertible flashbacks
Edit: I am talking about the dababy meme
Let’s go
@ElectricUltra Videos! We don't care really but *ok*
Les goo
@@skyesteenbok7955 ok
@@shahmir14 ok
1:31 "This thing is big"
That's what she said
Me: *vibin' with the song in the back while he's in the nether*
After Dream's appearance on youtube, whenever someone says Minecraft and Music, my brain goes like: du du du du*speedruner noises*
Bionic using the level 4 chunk miner: where’s the iron golem I think he fell and died LOL
Me:iron golems can’t take fall damage ;-;
wow
bionic 2020: size doesn't matter
bionic 2021: Size does Matter
Bonc: *uploads*
Viewers: *I am speed*
Homoñoy honoy
Yes speed
When i got the notif i for real click it so fast
That's literally what I did when a notification popped up lol
Also everyone in the comment section: first
When half the time they are not
Bionic: let's make swo-
His mind: WTF ARE YOU DOING MAKE AN AXE YOU LITTLE SHI-
Bionic: nah let's make an axe
Lol
How...How did that SKELETON shoot the BAT? that SKELETON is straight up winning the shooting competition.
SKELETON:😎🤟
Bionic:🤯🤯
Bionic: “The Iron Golem fell then died”
*but Iron Golems don’t take fall damage*
@Eli Jacobe Jr. Iron Golems doesn’t take fall damage. *They’re made out of iron.*
@Eli Jacobe Jr. falling and landing are the same ;-; landing is a bit diff tho. Landing means you *fell* on something.
Yes they do
Let’s just appreciate how good his editing is
Bionics videos: *have to keep adjusting volume up and down cause he's quiet then screams out of no where.*
Yes
Also him saying what the balls and nuts.
God Chunk pickaxe : I’m gonna end TNT whole career😎😎😌
TNT 🧨: 😭😭😭😭😭
His luck is so insane that he got a fortress, a desert temple, a village a two vain diamond ores and found by mistake a stronghold under village while mining chunks 🙌🙌🙌🙌
his hair is growing back faster then we can say goonaninnan
You deserve a heart
Goonggangginggang*
Honaminsm
😑
Just have to practice pronouncing it
16:43 when griefing villages goes to a different level
So Epic
Yeah
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this moment
Current 49
wow
ITS soooo funny how he thought the iron golem would die they take no fall damage 🤣
Iol
Gosh ttyg
2:15 the born of a new meme
What?
can we appreciate the fact that he said boys and girls and in between it warms our hearts
Lol
Like wallibear
@@ashdiamond04 yes like wallibear
"I think the iron golem just fell and died"
Little does he know...
Yea
Yea
lol oh yea
He got two braincells so he didnt knew that
@Want Eutin Huh?
Bionic:I bet you can’t count how many times I said omg
Me: but I can it’s obviously 10000000000
Is no one going to talk about how Bionic said boys and girls and everything in between like 😳
Wallibear
feels good, not gonna lie
@@Arixandrine Yeah It does
2:30 (I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die) him: he dosn’t die
14:41 when bionic realize golems dont take fall damage
14:45 Bionic iron golems dont take fall damage so it probalbly missed it or idk how but i just wanted to tell u that
Ooooh I already in this gonna be lit!!
Ye
Bonk ”I NEED FOOD!!!!”
Village: “Am I a joke to you?”
Bonk?
@@Evaisthebest bonk means bionic
@@glacierace9490 ohhh
@@glacierace9490 bonc*
The way bionic is so funny and he makes everyone days better
HES THE BEST TH-camR
14:47 They don't take fall damage.
*C H O N K E R D I A M O N D S*
Every time i watch hes vids i never know its more then 10 minutes it feels like 7 minutes
I would like to make sharpness 5 book pickaxe.....😂😂😂
The poo- pickaxe and all of bionic lines is funny fr😂
"Because im a crack head" Bionic 2021
go to 9:05 to see
Okay pog
"Boys and girls and everything in between" that's wallibears intro 😂
@Kye Donnan hahaha yeah
Did anyone else realize he didn’t take the TNT from the temple
I didn't notice
Mining blocks with super pickaxe is satisfies me ⛏
I love he never changes anything in his videos like his webcam and the quality and he is always hyped ❤️💕
Ayyyyy
Bruh i found him once when scrolling through Minecraft videos and never missed any of his video since then
He could have beat the world record for finding a diamond and a emerald the fastest with that seed. the record is 1:07
Ya haha
But he Is using a mod.....
@@doralaexplora8642 ya but the seed could
@@DigitalAce yeah sure ...
The person reading this should know that they are the best, don't change ur self the world can change its heart ♥ ⁹⁹⁹
Awwwww thank you but sorry for saying this but you are looking in a meror
@@naserddinedjamate8414 what
Do u mean
@@zoxify I mean that you are the best and dont change your self
@@naserddinedjamate8414 awww you have a very nice soul
@@zoxify thank you
SMILE BIONIC SMILEEEEEE!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"Mission? Strongest pickaxe *of all of all* time."
WOW
@Good thing recommendation bot?
@@ashleymendoza2788 yep
Bionic : I don’t have any food
Literally 2 seconds before * gets two golden apples
Your such a good TH-camr
"Boys, Girls, and everything in between"
Perfection
Whaaaaaaaaat
...
3 minutes in the video and this guy is lucky af
“ OMG THE SKELETON SHOT THE BAT! “
The skeletons truly do have aimbot..
Lol it's true
Plot twist:the skeleton was tanqr
ladies and gentlemen we gottem
I can't even hit a bat
@@jazvictory4872 wrong game
"Roses are red"
"violets are blue"
"bionic suffers for you"
"and he gets a view"
"he uploads"
"i click fast"
Nice
Mom be like too bonk “what did you do today for school” bonk says “I broke Minecraft” then mom says “AGAIN?????”
Bonk?😂😂
bonc
i like the Level 4 Chunk Miner
Wooden pickaxes don't need so much durability. They just need 3 uses
Bonk: ”Knock knock”
Also bonk: “Hopefully no one is in here ( Nervous laughter )”
"Because I am a moderator"
" *Sad DJ noises* "
@Wolf not yy
" *More sad DJ noises* "
*My name is DJ*
You're welcome bionic,you're welcome😊
I swear, Bionic ALWAYS spawns near either a desert temple or a village, ALWAYS lmao
The part where Bionic makes the sound for each animal while dying caught me dead.
LOL
th-cam.com/video/BugY5up4LX8/w-d-xo.html
"Hello orange juice I don't want to get sucked up by you"
Bionic 2021
12:40 Chunk Gem Block
“Do not be worried and upset,” Jesus told them. “Believe in God and believe also in me.
John 14:1 GNT
Bionic the whole video:-
OHH MY GODDD
When I saw chunk gems I thought there would be chunk gem chunks for. Level five pickaxe😂
@Brady Lanouette bruh, you dont control people
@@ender_killz9692 true
wow
2:07 that sounded so wrong😂
Ur hair: the world record of SpeedRunning my hair:grow 1 inch in 100ًyears
"I gotta eat ma meat" Ayo that's a little sus man
very sus
@Good thing recommendation x
@Good thing recommendation ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌✅❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
It's too small to reach ;)
The fact that he’s born next to a desert temple is kind of hard to believe
Yep is sus but why say born it is “spawned” not “born” ok
I’m sorry I am losing my voice
Bionic: Making crafting tables after placing one.
Timestamp?
Bionics hair is growing fast that my account will in 70 years
Yeah i want him to be bald again because hes handsome
This would have been a Minecraft record if he went to the temple in minute-
"I think the iron golem fell and died"
Bruh
0:20 how did bionic not see that desert temple