Things That Happen ONCE In a Lifetime
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- Things That Happen ONCE In a Lifetime
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No one:
Matt saying he has no girlfriend: 0:29
His girlfriend: um-
He did he said once in a life time 😅😅
Kidlerjln Club so what
I was gonna say that but
I hope his girlfriend did not have a argument with him that they had broken up
Well he like me getting a girlfriend which means that he getting his girlfriend that he has now was a once in a lifetime thing
“Things that happen once in a lifetime”
**me actually doing something with my life**
DragonRelicVII I don’t post that much on mine either 😭😂
Same here
DragonRelicVII well dang 😂
Spooder Wahmen pp hard
Matt your funny
When i saw a guy that looked like jesus i bow down and said my lord jesus
XD OMG "I can't see color. This deer is white" THAT WAS PERFECT!!
Wait your colorblind?
🙏🏽
2:49
(Matt)-*They just let you sit on balls*
(Me and my dirty minded self)-*Thats what he said*
Same😂
Same
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE
You mean thats what SHE NOT HE said
Bizmo Funyins no it’s what he said
0:29
Sarah Kayne: I am a joke to you?
Things that happen once in a lifetime: McDonald’s ice cream machine is fixed
You are on point McDonald fix your ice cream machine
Not even that happens once in a lifetime😔
Yes girl yes
True
I had this once in a lifetime thing were ice cream machine was fixed
Dang Matt smith: *you will only see this once in a lifetime*
Me:*watches the vid twice*
Also me:*IM A DIFFERENT BREED*
Same but three times
@@shadow_glitchy_cosplays same but 4 times
Things that happen once in a Lifetime:
Me being called tall
Short boy😂😂😂😂😂
Haha termite
Your tall
Just be lucky your are short
@@lokiwiseyt8608 lool
Things that happen once in a life time: McDonald’s gets my order correct
They always get my order right so you’re prob just making that up
@@greenbecker2451 Do you go to the same McDonald's ?
@@greenbecker2451 r/woooooooooosh
mokbul miah it’s 4 os
Things that happen once in a lifetime: McDonald’s ice cream machine is working
U know the longest hair ever grown was 9 feet and she couldn’t stand up properly
do you want to be my friend 💙🙂🙃
sow 🙂 wat s your vey veret food my fey varet food is pizza🍕 and is crem 🍨🍦
Cat
Matt "I can see color"
Also Matt "Thats 5000 BROWN ducks"
No joke, I once saw a squirrel look both ways before crossing the street🤣
Nice
Ha
I once saw a squirrel look at me and then come near me and then I did nothing and it sat on my head, and I was like “ummmm...” I don’t remember what I said but yeah
daniella WAT?
That’s actually not too uncommon- squirrels look everywhere for no reason
“We did the chicken cross the road?” “To get to the idiots house”
“Knock knock”, “who’s there?” “The chicken”
Why did the chicken cross the road to go to KFC for its cousin
Eh this is copied from the Funniest text complications
Louise Kusuma, yeah so? Its just funny •3•
@@DracoMalfoy-ym2pg I'm just saying.
knock knock
Fun fact captain crunch is a commander look at his arms and the lines he only has three.
Do captains have 2 or something lines on their sleeves?
Dangmattsmith: I Have No Girlfriend.
Sarah Kaynee: 8 o _
I want a bucket of Popeyes and KFC chicken for Christmas 🎄🎄
Me to
Me
Raising Canes chicken with a bath tub full of Cane's sauce!
KILLUS
@little Bobbi 259 Mario 2 💬💬💬💬
"Things that happen once in a lifetime".
D E A T H
B I R T H
A B O R T I O N
P U B E R T Y
Matt: Ok, Dang bro just climb a waterfall **continues talking**
Me singing a song: *~Dont go chasing waterfalls :3~*
Once in a lifetime: ROCK vs CENA 😁😂
Fun fact about rainbows!
Rainbows are actually a full circle but you can only see half, so the other half is under the ground!
Apparently...
Mia Time I saw one on Sunday I saw them on Philippines! 😂
XD ok boomer
Fun fact every rainbow is a double rainbow but sometimes it’s faint so that’s why you cant see them
Wow
😂😂good one😂😂
matt: like me getting a girlfriend
me: bro you already have one. did you forget about her already?
Nika Hassan ya dummy the video is ONCE in a lifetime get it he has only had/has ONE girlfriend.
@Mubashirah Aazeen shut the fuck up
Facts
@@d3athsqvadanthem609 k I understand
Mubashirah Aazeen he said had/has
6:56 I have seen 2 more cars like this Not once in life time
Ok...
cool nobody cares
Once I took a quiz to see who I was in my past life and I got Jesus xD
I feel like bang energy is just sponsoring everyone. Ngl I really wanna have a taste, looks good
yup but im meaning to ask wy are you called fanta(plz dont be mad i just wanted to know)
Nah I’m not mad that’s fine, the reason my name is Fanta is because it is an inside joke sort of with my friends and family. It’s because I gave orange hair and Fanta is orange too
Fanta _ no raid shadow legends is sponsoring everyone
Same here!
It's bad for your heart if you drink too much,you die so don't drink it
Me: Jesus is that you
Jesus: I'm in heaven so??
Me: I'm dead What!!!!
r/Notfunnydidntlaugh
Ok
Dav1dyy Plays what do u mean ma man
Your a female? Or male? If you are a female I love you!
Dav1dyy Plays also he's a male
I have 2 horses but that other horse looks so cute!
Matt: "Will I ever hit 10 million subscribers?"
Me: you have a big storm coming
"Let he who is without sin hit the first woah" 😂😂😂that shit had me dying
When i saw this comment hè said that😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@gerritcobielansink1679 omg SAME the hell i read this at the same time he said it
"things that happen once in a life time"
**Me doing my homework**
Same
Things that happen in once in a lifetime
*me dying*
Creepy Skull that’s me
That PONY was actually an adult horse. It is the shortest horse ever.
Things that happen once in a life time : McDonald's ice cream machine working.
Things that happen once in a lifetime:
Enjoying a schoolday
True tho
I LOVE school
lol I just got out of school and I swear I saw satin
What day was that?
True boi
I wanna get for Christmas is the new dangmattsmith merch!
Dangmattsmith: Where's the gold man!?
Me:Where's the lucky charms bruh?! XD
Yeah, I finally managed to try bang energy today; I was up for 3 hours & then took a 5 hour nap.
You know what happens once in everyone’s life?
*Death.*
*Birth.*
Discrimination!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boss music
anyone else think of CG5's song "Why did the chicken cross the road" when he made that joke "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"
“They just let you sit on balls at the computer?” -Dang Matt Smith, 2019
Is this a test to see if we are dirty minded I passed lol
Lol Ur profile is Darwin mine is gumball
Matt: I hope the chicken looked both sides before crossing!
Me: Wait , don’t chickens have binocular vision?
things that happen once in a life time: my older sister will stop giving me wedgies
i can fish ve
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
“Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down ur parents “ 💀
🤣
There was this one time when I randomly said “Get that outta here” and then a fly came by and I slapped it out of the air killing it
*Claps x6*
Wowwww
Minka and Bella Kadar it’s true I swear
Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting!
Matt saying “Things that happen once and a lifetime, like my girlfriend”😂
Lol
Good One
That happen to everyone unless they break up tho :/
More like matts girlfriend
Matt, albino deer don’t just stick with their own kind, my albino deer that comes to my yard every so often has a brown deer fawn
Samuel Adams was leader of original patriots in the Revolutionary War in the late 1700s
Me:if it’s one in a lifetime
Me:wheres second in a lifetime
The fact that he matches his clothes every time is amazing
So do I?wdym everyone at my school does it’s a normal thing
True i watched dangmattsmith since 2019 now its 2021 with the corona virus yeahhhhhhhh
To wear my high heels and break my ankles at school
@@JhymzDavaoPH😮
Cap’n Crunch is not even a captain he’s a commander
Lol
Kim Phuong Tran ik it ruined my childhood when I was 6 so 6 years ago don’t judge me plz
1:25 1 2 3 4 did ya’ll get the shirt from the same store got me😂
We all know matts fav bang flavor is BLACK licorice Matt:sees this the first thing he says DScrImAtiOn
Favorite line what's with this daffy duck reunion lmao that just made me laugh
Is it just me or dose this kind of stuff happen to really freaking lucky people love you dang matt smith
11:44 the ducks look like a crowd at a slipknot concert
True dat 🤘😂
6:48 is when the ad is over if anyone wants to know.
Hey Matt! I’m Maddie, and out of all your videos me and my friend love your creepy animation reactions! Can you do some more soon? And with your Girlfriend she’s really funny and pretty too! I love seeing her in the videos! Keep up the good work and I love your videos! ❤️😁
ok?
She is trying to get pinned
@@nikketahkehagias8527stop being rude she is just being nice!
Creepy
As much as I hate mosquitoes I hate to see them suffer when I clap them and they don't die I hate it when any thing suffers.
A
Matt’s 10 mill wish came true he saw into the future
Why did the chicken cross the road
To get a girlfriend
That’s just sad🤣
I bet your the chicken ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And saddly he didnt make it
It's a suicidal joke why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side the afterlife
Why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the stupid's house
Knock knock
Who's there
The chicken 😁
Did anyone see the only “odd one out” duck
Gaminizer no
BILLIE_EILISH_17_ Avocado I did but I think it was a goose that had no friends. His lack of friends ended goose and duck racism so he is now with the ducks.
@@benjaminclawson2131 yes
@@gaminization1721 get your dirty mind out
my brother takes our kitten and literally kidnaps her. he will take the kitten into his room for the whole day with the door closed. and when the kitten is sleeping he will grab her and throw her off the couch
*6:55* "The- just pooping on the dang mans car, thats just mean!" -DangMattSmith
Maybe the gold is underwater from the rainbow
11:06 YES MY CHILDREN HAVE RULED THE WORLD MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAA
Dangmattsmith: Brown dear black dear Green dear white dear
Me: wait a brown dear is a normal dear isn't it?!?!?
Chicken:level one complete
Matt:FREE SANDWICH
talking about Charlie & the Chocolate Factory makes me miss Christopher Lee
Lol same
Wait who is that
The part with all the ducks:
Me: LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS
Yeh LOL
Dart:HEADSHOT
Muisquito:game over
13:05 yes you will
Some People:whos been a fan of Matt
Me and other people:why do people keep doing this
My sister looking over my shoulder:why u writing this?
Comment down Bellow for dangmattsmith I also want to spend time with my family and I want makeup and I want closes I literally wach your videos ❤️ every day and night have a good merry Christmas bro and a happy new year 😛
Since I'm a kid I want dinosaurs for my birthday and Christmas And we're gonna have Christmas songs Christmas is the best day because you get the toys you always want By a way People has think Santa is real But in but He's not real but he At least you get presents
For Christmas I want a 3-D printer
4:07 the dude that klimbing the frozen water fall he looks like dangmattsmith
True
"Let he who is without sin hit the first WOAH " 😂
~ Matt 2019
Well they never said you couldn't find the "start" of the rainbow
Human: hey ducky!
Mama duck: baby’s attack!!!
*horde’s of 5,000 duck’s chasing a one human*
Human: aaaaaaaaaah!
For my Christmas present I need a good camera
:Matt talking about captain crunch.
Me eating captain crunch: wow that happenes once in a lifetime.
Why did the chicken cross the road me be like: because he wanted to prove his clan that he is savage
Stranger things kids aren't summoning demons there summoning the demmogorgen
" Cause I'm black on the outside and white on the inside."
True
Tru3
Cause of ur skeletons
Gg
Dangmattsmith 2020
@@xfand0mx617 2019
3:23 that chicken is walking to kfc to be with it’s cousins
IALREADY EAT HIM
azhartestad1 fat ass
This is cursed as hell
@@adams7785 no respect 🤧😂
YOUR MEAN AND RUDE.
3:15
To get to the asshole’s house...
...Knock knock
Who’s there
The chicken
Thing's that happen once in a life time: your mom doesn't know that you have homework...
4:11
Matt: I wouldn't do this
Me: Anyone notice how it looks like Matt from behind??
Elijah Crescent yo I didn’t realize that
Merry Xmas to whoever is reading this🎅🤶
Marry Christmas to you
Mwewwy Chwistmas
Thx
Thanks to you dang Matt smith I have discovered that bang energy is amazing btw I have the sour heads flavor rainbow unicorn candy apple crisp blue razz and cotton candy
Dangmattsmith needs to make a game about GET THAT OUTTA HERE
Where you have to tap falling items and GET THAT OUTTA HERE 😂
When he said when I’m not gonna get a girlfriend me going into the old vids with his girlfriend
New videos
5 hours late!
I’m still early, right?
:’D
Nope I don’t think so
That’s me
same tho!
the awkward trio - comics roblox and more! 4 months late
Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your parents 🤣
that sloth that straight up hijacks the photo is adorable
7:05 that’s happened to my moms car XD
black and white wheres waldo, not referees!
whenn i saw the girl and the cat if the eye colors were the other way around she wouldve had todoroki eyes if the eye colors were flipped around
No joke:it was raining when there was no clouds.dah heck
Things that happen once in a life time, “Yeah, Like Me Having A Girlfriend”
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
That’s kind of sad
Facts
You are not alone
Super mega fire boss Fire god his words, not mine