Things That Happen ONCE In a Lifetime

[@dani-eh4dy]

No one:
Matt saying he has no girlfriend: 0:29
His girlfriend: um-

[@mayabryndza1248]

He did he said once in a life time 😅😅

[@zayzuwtf]

Kidlerjln Club so what

[@harrykanelover64]

I was gonna say that but

[@tylerdowd2524]

I hope his girlfriend did not have a argument with him that they had broken up

[@lpspinkprosuctions100]

Well he like me getting a girlfriend which means that he getting his girlfriend that he has now was a once in a lifetime thing

[@alekzavage6753]

2:49
(Matt)-*They just let you sit on balls*
(Me and my dirty minded self)-*Thats what he said*

[@furo1522]

Same😂

[@RobinBobinVA]

Same

[@whistlercreek]

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE

[@bizmofunyins1955]

You mean thats what SHE NOT HE said

[@alekzavage6753]

Bizmo Funyins no it’s what he said

[@spooods]

“Things that happen once in a lifetime”
**me actually doing something with my life**

[@spooods]

DragonRelicVII I don’t post that much on mine either 😭😂

[@K4DETHB]

Same here

[@spooods]

DragonRelicVII well dang 😂

[@engrishpls5040]

Spooder Wahmen pp hard

[@dannydaniel9103]

Matt your funny

[@ImBlizzardVT]

XD OMG "I can't see color. This deer is white" THAT WAS PERFECT!!

[@suhanong5905]

Wait your colorblind?

[@DracoMalfoy-ym2pg]

“We did the chicken cross the road?” “To get to the idiots house”
“Knock knock”, “who’s there?” “The chicken”

[@amkcider673]

Why did the chicken cross the road to go to KFC for its cousin

[@louisekusuma6851]

Eh this is copied from the Funniest text complications

[@DracoMalfoy-ym2pg]

Louise Kusuma, yeah so? Its just funny •3•

[@louisekusuma6851]

@@DracoMalfoy-ym2pg I'm just saying.

[@divanotfamous]

knock knock

[@BabyBearTv]

"Let he who is without sin hit the first woah" 😂😂😂that shit had me dying

[@gerritcobielansink1679]

When i saw this comment hè said that😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TolerableSin]

@@gerritcobielansink1679 omg SAME the hell i read this at the same time he said it

[@maya_vita]

No joke, I once saw a squirrel look both ways before crossing the street🤣

[@robloxreflectionsno1783]

Nice

[@rares4423]

Ha

[@Zankoku._.]

I once saw a squirrel look at me and then come near me and then I did nothing and it sat on my head, and I was like “ummmm...” I don’t remember what I said but yeah

[@offtopic3703]

daniella WAT?

[@namcicle2309]

That’s actually not too uncommon- squirrels look everywhere for no reason

[@lukabluelui4151]

When i saw a guy that looked like jesus i bow down and said my lord jesus

[@glaceonumbreonsylveon8189]

Things that happen once in a life time: McDonald’s gets my order correct

[@greenbecker2451]

They always get my order right so you’re prob just making that up

[@brody2934]

@@greenbecker2451 Do you go to the same McDonald's ?

[@theliteralsun0]

@@greenbecker2451 r/woooooooooosh

[@greenbecker2451]

mokbul miah it’s 4 os

[@AlligatorAdam999]

Things that happen once in a lifetime: McDonald’s ice cream machine is working

[@lordbores2233]

Me: Jesus is that you
Jesus: I'm in heaven so??
Me: I'm dead What!!!!

[@CJTower.]

r/Notfunnydidntlaugh

[@daveblanila6512]

Ok

[@Thequeencoregirl]

Dav1dyy Plays what do u mean ma man

[@daveblanila6512]

Your a female? Or male? If you are a female I love you!

[@SonGoku-mm8qb]

Dav1dyy Plays also he's a male

[@LuvvRecklezz]

I want a bucket of Popeyes and KFC chicken for Christmas 🎄🎄

[@micahcapdeville4330]

Me to

[@micahcapdeville4330]

Me

[@ac3packersfan535]

Raising Canes chicken with a bath tub full of Cane's sauce!

[@keeshibreivenalcantara8862]

KILLUS

[@joshuafinks8489]

@little Bobbi 259 Mario 2 💬💬💬💬

[@salimpatel7560]

Things that happen once in a lifetime: McDonald’s ice cream machine is fixed

[@pennystewart1444]

You are on point McDonald fix your ice cream machine

[@DominosPizza155]

Not even that happens once in a lifetime😔

[@shinz7249]

Yes girl yes

[@christianlechuga9720]

True

[@BenAnimationsOfficial]

I had this once in a lifetime thing were ice cream machine was fixed

[@miaqtxx4314]

Fun fact about rainbows!
Rainbows are actually a full circle but you can only see half, so the other half is under the ground!
Apparently...

[@softiibun9401]

Mia Time I saw one on Sunday I saw them on Philippines! 😂

[@TitanK-lp3hz]

XD ok boomer

[@Kokoyasu.]

Fun fact every rainbow is a double rainbow but sometimes it’s faint so that’s why you cant see them

[@rogeliovalencia5422]

Wow

[@spbsqp1602]

😂😂good one😂😂

[@-dawn-4749]

matt: like me getting a girlfriend
me: bro you already have one. did you forget about her already?

[@d3athsqvadanthem609]

Nika Hassan ya dummy the video is ONCE in a lifetime get it he has only had/has ONE girlfriend.

[@suzuzuu8199]

@Mubashirah Aazeen shut the fuck up

[@brendaisidoro7809]

Facts

[@-dawn-4749]

@@d3athsqvadanthem609 k I understand

[@itzalf6028]

Mubashirah Aazeen he said had/has

[@berindershahpuri7768]

The fact that he matches his clothes every time is amazing

[@eveway]

So do I?wdym everyone at my school does it’s a normal thing

[@JhymzDavaoPH]

True i watched dangmattsmith since 2019 now its 2021 with the corona virus yeahhhhhhhh

[@bottleflipshallieandhayden8246]

To wear my high heels and break my ankles at school

[@KingOfGamesSenpai]

​@@JhymzDavaoPH😮

[@HalfDeadYT]

Dang Matt smith: *you will only see this once in a lifetime*
Me:*watches the vid twice*
Also me:*IM A DIFFERENT BREED*

[@shadow_glitchy_cosplays]

Same but three times

[@zackmack-se5dz]

@@shadow_glitchy_cosplays same but 4 times

[@fr0stbtt3n56]

“They just let you sit on balls at the computer?” -Dang Matt Smith, 2019

[@apexlegendscollections8616]

Is this a test to see if we are dirty minded I passed lol

[@BlurryElite]

Lol Ur profile is Darwin mine is gumball

[@samtheman2132]

I feel like bang energy is just sponsoring everyone. Ngl I really wanna have a taste, looks good

[@nonsikelelocele9921]

yup but im meaning to ask wy are you called fanta(plz dont be mad i just wanted to know)

[@samtheman2132]

Nah I’m not mad that’s fine, the reason my name is Fanta is because it is an inside joke sort of with my friends and family. It’s because I gave orange hair and Fanta is orange too

[@GamerKeags_YT]

Fanta _ no raid shadow legends is sponsoring everyone

[@amandasaunders5639]

Same here!

[@roxanne3335]

It's bad for your heart if you drink too much,you die so don't drink it

[@Hunterrrrrrrrr]

Matt saying “Things that happen once and a lifetime, like my girlfriend”😂

[@hdnsfeksvxxydbxdhdbdfdjdvd4874]

Lol

[@ItzDonnieDee]

Good One

[@JoseCastro-rb4dw]

That happen to everyone unless they break up tho :/

[@TheBryanpat]

More like matts girlfriend

[@sfsports23]

Matt "I can see color"
Also Matt "Thats 5000 BROWN ducks"

[@donnyszn4753]

Act like I said something funny
👇🏾 (Had to like myself). Thanks to everyone much love :)))

[@piksnas8]

Xxdripp xX HAAAAAAA

[@Yahikoandbloodykitten]

Sad

[@donnyszn4753]

@DragonRelicVII I'm dead haters can hate

[@K4DETHB]

HAHAHA THAT WAS SO DANG FUNNY!!! I LIKED IT!!!

[@donnyszn4753]

@@K4DETHB thx 😂😂

[@carolinecrowe236]

Favorite line what's with this daffy duck reunion lmao that just made me laugh

[@yaritzamartinez4669]

0:29
Sarah Kayne: I am a joke to you?

[@GR4YSC4L3]

Matt: "Will I ever hit 10 million subscribers?"
Me: you have a big storm coming

[@lilybrown6335]

Things that happen once in a Lifetime:
Me being called tall

[@Farid7861]

Short boy😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cytise91]

Haha termite

[@rextcrackersbox547]

Your tall

[@lokiwiseyt8608]

Just be lucky your are short

[@lilybrown6335]

@@lokiwiseyt8608 lool

[@planetsj527]

"Let he who is without sin hit the first WOAH " 😂
~ Matt 2019

[@itsahmadi6807]

Things that happen once in a lifetime:
Enjoying a schoolday

[@1loser574]

True tho

[@clovenisthuggin]

I LOVE school

[@dontfactcheck376]

lol I just got out of school and I swear I saw satin

[@johnbaileyjr.4957]

What day was that?

[@wear3163]

True boi

[@3acee]

Matt: Ok, Dang bro just climb a waterfall **continues talking**
Me singing a song: *~Dont go chasing waterfalls :3~*

[@ethanf507]

“Things that happened to me in my life”
My dog was talking to my cat

[@Kagesais]

1,000 subs before new year :0

[@SamanthaFernandezGacha]

*Me being early is something that happens once in a life time-*
#GETTHATOUTTAHERE

[@hunterandkoner1256]

Same thing over here

[@FalkorandBarbie]

#Bangenergy

[@ncpdswordshielddivision2240]

#AllLivesMatter

[@heysparklezzz..5164]

#BLM

[@Kagesais]

Some People:whos been a fan of Matt
Me and other people:why do people keep doing this
My sister looking over my shoulder:why u writing this?

[@richardbuss8562]

Is it just me or dose this kind of stuff happen to really freaking lucky people love you dang matt smith

[@t.4020]

4:11
Matt: I wouldn't do this
Me: Anyone notice how it looks like Matt from behind??

[@savagechezyburger12yearsag52]

Elijah Crescent yo I didn’t realize that

[@creepyskull3533]

"things that happen once in a life time"
**Me doing my homework**

[@amkcider673]

Same

[@nightmarephantom7004]

Things that happen in once in a lifetime
*me dying*

[@jazlynndemma1996]

Creepy Skull that’s me

[@blurri4352]

"Things that happen once in a lifetime".
D E A T H

[@ccreax]

B I R T H

[@cassandraaldridge1042]

A B O R T I O N

[@LxnaticBTW]

P U B E R T Y

[@Skittlez-VR]

*6:55* "The- just pooping on the dang mans car, thats just mean!" -DangMattSmith

[@RoyalInspiration]

There was this one time when I randomly said “Get that outta here” and then a fly came by and I slapped it out of the air killing it

[@fenorlex1126]

*Claps x6*

[@zk6866]

Wowwww

[@RoyalInspiration]

Minka and Bella Kadar it’s true I swear

[@kurtisconn4710]

Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting!

[@kaydenbunting4012]

" Cause I'm black on the outside and white on the inside."

[@cooperce37]

True

[@ustink2024]

Tru3
Cause of ur skeletons

[@kaiden1735]

Gg

[@xfand0mx617]

Dangmattsmith 2020

[@maleficent1977]

@@xfand0mx617 2019

[@martyshen.themagnificent]

U know the longest hair ever grown was 9 feet and she couldn’t stand up properly

[@bogsbrooks06]

do you want to be my friend 💙🙂🙃

[@bogsbrooks06]

sow 🙂 wat s your vey veret food my fey varet food is pizza🍕 and is crem 🍨🍦

[@ubah8949]

Cat

[@serg5kobralif215]

6:56 I have seen 2 more cars like this Not once in life time

[@evannbean8790]

Ok...

[@deathunknown4949]

cool nobody cares

[@abbie_shon6411]

Did anyone see the only “odd one out” duck

[@micahcapdeville4330]

Gaminizer no

[@benjaminclawson2131]

BILLIE_EILISH_17_ Avocado I did but I think it was a goose that had no friends. His lack of friends ended goose and duck racism so he is now with the ducks.

[@loganboettcher8314]

@@benjaminclawson2131 yes

[@apexlegendscollections8616]

@@gaminization1721 get your dirty mind out

[@lemon5848]

Matt: I hope the chicken looked both sides before crossing!
Me: Wait , don’t chickens have binocular vision?

[@deanparkhouse5863]

Merry Xmas to whoever is reading this🎅🤶

[@avagaston563]

Marry Christmas to you

[@viperthepilot3253]

Mwewwy Chwistmas

[@tklicuid8273]

Thx

[@GretchenlovesEddsworld]

Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your parents 🤣

[@heartshapedbox2320]

Me:if it’s one in a lifetime
Me:wheres second in a lifetime

[@toiyuan4te]

Things that happen once in a life time, “Yeah, Like Me Having A Girlfriend”

[@sku_ghost]

😂😂

[@dxwsonsgirl.x]

😂😂😂😂

[@Kuzz924]

That’s kind of sad

[@Mr.Master9X]

Facts
You are not alone

[@toiyuan4te]

Super mega fire boss Fire god his words, not mine

[@sidneypatino1728]

dude he’s honestly such a mood, i love it 😂

[@janetpatrick2089]

Huh the letter i is supposed to be capital when it's by its self .

[@sidneypatino1728]

@@janetpatrick2089 right lol I* my bad

[@sultanakhanom3653]

Lol when u chat on YT nobody cares about punctuation

[@sultanakhanom3653]

There is no space before the full stop :)

[@keeshibreivenalcantara8862]

Dangmattsmith: I Have No Girlfriend.
Sarah Kaynee: 8 o _

[@adrielnappoe1624]

Why did the chicken cross the road
To get a girlfriend

[@khaariway2248]

That’s just sad🤣

[@bizmofunyins1955]

I bet your the chicken ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@bubbles8097]

And saddly he didnt make it

[@AbuBakar-nl7xe]

It's a suicidal joke why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side the afterlife

[@chickennuggets8880]

Why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the stupid's house
Knock knock
Who's there
The chicken 😁

[@nosusinmybuss]

6:48 is when the ad is over if anyone wants to know.

[@tipawanguerrero7301]

Who watching this when you know he has a girlfriend

[@biscuit9443]

Me

[@chicken1127]

Me

[@2267silva]

Tipawan Guerrero me

[@vdrian]

meeeee

[@traciwehmeier5972]

Exactly what about Sarah

[@PraiseGod714]

that sloth that straight up hijacks the photo is adorable

[@davidmccarthy8914]

Matt: yall aren't dissapointments
Me: I dont agree

[@davidmccarthy8914]

@@charlotteoksy8729 shut up

[@plumith]

You know what happens once in everyone’s life?
*Death.*

[@flaky-htf]

*Birth.*

[@kaelenwinn]

Hey Matt! I’m Maddie, and out of all your videos me and my friend love your creepy animation reactions! Can you do some more soon? And with your Girlfriend she’s really funny and pretty too! I love seeing her in the videos! Keep up the good work and I love your videos! ❤️😁

[@nikketahkehagias8527]

ok?

[@Clumbertofficial]

She is trying to get pinned

[@23Achannel]

​@@nikketahkehagias8527stop being rude she is just being nice!

[@DayyCarlton]

Creepy

[@Ump2035hoi]

Once I took a quiz to see who I was in my past life and I got Jesus xD

[@bruh-wo8ub]

Everyone is saying who has been a fan before 2019. I'm changing it.
Who has been a fan after 2019
This is going to get no likes....

[@xariannayt3922]

Hi jimin fan

[@andrei1953]

BTS SUCKS

[@Thequeencoregirl]

andrei magat ur mom sucks

[@sunshinetwins8501]

@@Thequeencoregirl r/woosh

[@jarrettplayzyt1425]

BTS Jimin are ueven in BTS like fake lel

[@lilythelovelyonex9055]

This how many times matt said that racist
👇🏿😭

[@silk4895]

🌵

[@ashhartman1482]

30 noice

[@kaylaisalwaysright1932]

69 likes, this is sacred.

[@mamabun74]

69

[@paxnopegames5879]

Lol

[@itsrudy4617]

I wanna get for Christmas is the new dangmattsmith merch!

[@st.clemonsacademy2410]

11:44 the ducks look like a crowd at a slipknot concert

[@simpleecasual7138]

Discrimination!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boss music

[@Minsta]

Hope you hit 10 mil soon. You deserve it. Your funny as hell

[@derrin4277]

Well 13 kill now

[@juliusaguila5162]

Don’t talk about Walmart like that

[@torypujol6547]

We all know matts fav bang flavor is BLACK licorice Matt:sees this the first thing he says DScrImAtiOn

[@bdayritpeterangelo3825]

Once in a lifetime: ROCK vs CENA 😁😂

[@rosewhitelaw6052]

3:23 that chicken is walking to kfc to be with it’s cousins

[@azhartestad1]

IALREADY EAT HIM

[@adams7785]

azhartestad1 fat ass

[@Maximationss]

This is cursed as hell

[@SPEAKNOEV1LL]

@@adams7785 no respect 🤧😂

[@lionelsavoy3974]

YOUR MEAN AND RUDE.

[@coolboygamer8873]

:Matt talking about captain crunch.
Me eating captain crunch: wow that happenes once in a lifetime.

[@musaishiki5123]

"Things that only happen once in a life time"
a $2000-$3000 fursuit

[@redorcezar]

3:12 It's Thinking Me Like... ⬇ It's Down Here ⬇

]
gottem

[@yeet9605]

"things that only happen once in a lifetime"
*Me not doing the homework and teacher checking everyone but me*

[@ryanfamily5081]

Matt: Things that happen once in a life time
Me:like bunnies pooping squares

[@WoowieNeedsMilk]

Only happens in Minecraft

[@savannahjones5963]

Maybe the gold is underwater from the rainbow

[@WeekswithKeids]

I loved how he said,
"WhY dId ThE cHiCkEn CrOsS tHe RoAd?"
"To get to the other side."
"WhY dId ThE bLaCk MaN cRoSs ThE rOaD?"
Uh
To get to the chicken 😎🤣

[@kirkthecat8685]

5 hours late!
I’m still early, right?
:’D

[@omgwhoasked1526]

Nope I don’t think so

[@micahcapdeville4330]

That’s me

[@chryssitheelephant9439]

same tho!

[@jessicahollywood8028]

the awkward trio - comics roblox and more! 4 months late

[@sn0ww_angel]

2:06 You’re dark white, Matt. You even said it yourself in one of your older videos

[@gianzaratecaddali4745]

4:07 the dude that klimbing the frozen water fall he looks like dangmattsmith

[@shaunaself1524]

True

[@YahungNguyen]

1:25 1 2 3 4 did ya’ll get the shirt from the same store got me😂

[@NotTheSaiko]

It happens once in a lifetime but we can see it everytime when we replay

[@cmikethomas6644]

Fuck you

[@yebwoihehe5249]

Whats wrong with you little bitch why you like your own comment

[@user-ht5ut1uf5y]

YAAAAAAAAAAASS😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-ht5ut1uf5y]

Me: why did the chicken cross the road
Matt:?
Me: to get to the idiots house
Also me: knock knock
Matt: who's there?
Me : the chicken hahaha hahaha it's funny because you're stupid

[@identipathy]

@@yebwoihehe5249 stop bullying

[@theomni1012]

The part with all the ducks:
Me: LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS

[@ash.1429]

Yeh LOL

[@lotus2858]

"Things that happens once in a lifetime"
Asian: Gets a 97% -_-

[@nishatzaman8353]

nope

[@nishatzaman8353]

@@godskids3886 oh ok

[@nishatzaman8353]

@@godskids3886 ok no problem..

[@pokidoki3789]

@@godskids3886 asian is a race -_-

[@ahooeye5097]

Rahel Woldegiorgis u stupid. U probably made that what’s 9 plus ten meme.

[@mjthegoofball]

things that happen once in a life time: my older sister will stop giving me wedgies

[@deathunknown4949]

i can fish ve

[@P-l-a-y-m-o-d-e]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@bigfart2194]

ariana grande: a singer john cena: the famous wrestler matt: the black man

[@forteniteduosduos2529]

You are stupid

[@mrstrong6612]

@@forteniteduosduos2529 Well you're not any smarter so shut up

[@forteniteduosduos2529]

Shut the FUCK UP

[@forteniteduosduos2529]

Dantdm is better than Dangmattsmith

[@forteniteduosduos2529]

I am sorry can we be friends I am no money and I am homeless

[@rainbowdash5391]

2:46 boy she lookin like an anime girl if hair physics were a thing in that universe

[@insanemakaioshin]

talking about Charlie & the Chocolate Factory makes me miss Christopher Lee

[@cooperce37]

Lol same

[@brevman]

Wait who is that

[@jennifermoore5712]

Once in a life time : hateing no hunger in the morning!🤣🤣

[@goldeninfection7403]

You know that the kid from home alone is grownup and he does drugs when did his life go wrong🤔🤔

[@ShadowWolf14__]

Wait wha

[@puppypuppet5838]

"Things that happen once in a life time"
*me doing my homework and not watching dangmattsmith's video*

[@yippeeky-a5533]

For my Christmas present I need a good camera

[@exce11ent6]

That PONY was actually an adult horse. It is the shortest horse ever.

[@melissamanhoef3694]

5:16 this happened to me at school.instead of a bird it was a grasshopper.a book about grasshoppers and the atsack same grasshopper landed on my
Book

[@zayzuwtf]

Melissa Manhoef lol

[@SewShyy]

Atsak?

[@shadowplayz4794]

I want that merch for my Christmas present

[@glorytostrawhat]

matt: everybody knows that jesus is black, right?
me: oh um...

[@quittedeverythingbreakingm9782]

Lol

[@MR-SINISTER76]

@@quittedeverythingbreakingm9782 maybe he means black jesus on adult swim

[@glorytostrawhat]

@@MR-SINISTER76 lol maybe

[@msjrockqueen2011]

Yeah, I finally managed to try bang energy today; I was up for 3 hours & then took a 5 hour nap.

[@latriciaroundtree3465]

You
Wanna
Know
Who
Is
The
Best
Human
Being?
Read the First Word

[@beautybykeeta9961]

Ohhh i get it but i thought it was the First word🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@ushshsyeet9191]

Awww thank you!!

[@x-plosiveexplosions5519]

Word or line? Cuz the first line is :*You wanna know who is the best human being? *

[@avagaston563]

Thank you

[@alyssahaddad2982]

Who else has been a fan before 2019
👇🏻💘
I’m a mini youtuber

[@tylxrr8776]

I subbed. I hope i made your day

[@alyssahaddad2982]

TylerPlayz aww thx🥺

[@lg3lost275]

alyssa haddad sorry but no.

[@Chalksss]

When he said when I’m not gonna get a girlfriend me going into the old vids with his girlfriend

[@omgwhoasked1526]

New videos

[@ethanorr256]

5:51 when birds eat taco bell

[@adalintorres6718]

13:05 oh well yuh pretty much did

[@jrchase8859]

Yup

[@Aaron-kp2yn]

Regular white people:😱dangmattsmith is racist
Me:🤣nice one Matt ✋

[@multi3ditz]

Lmbo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yaasssss

[@boogermooger]

Im a regular white kid and I'm just saying what your saying too

[@exiimai3787]

Me: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Friend: Why?
Me: Too get too the idiot's house
*Knock* *Knock*
Friend: Whose there?
Me: The chicken
Friend: You bully me ToT

[@bigchungus4984]

I love this

[@rileyhernandez4015]

Thing's that happen once in a life time: your mom doesn't know that you have homework...