Yeah my lawyer said that the judge would definitely not like me watching subway surfers but it didn’t even matter because they said I was immediately going to the electric chair for my crimes hooray!
“I (M34), want custody over my children, but during the hearing I keep getting distracted on my phone, and now the judge won’t give it to me. AITA? This all started….”
My brain is absolutely fried due to subway surfers gameplay! I have lived every day of my life watching gameplay of subway surfers no matter what im doing! Last night at my mothers funeral, I couldnt pay attention so I opened up my trusty youtube and started watching subway surfers gameplay! People started calling me a monster and started calling me evil, so like the subway surfers fan I was, I started spray painting their eyes and made sure it burned! I am now a wanted criminal in 7 states for spray painting peoples eyes!
My attention span while reading this almost dissappeared but with the help of this video, I was able to do what you did and I'm now wanted in 50 states after escaping and spray painting people's eyes!
what the fuck im literally revisioning biology rn and suddenly had this idea of "what if i had subway surfers gameplay underneath it, does it actually help" and this is the first comment i see
This plays in the background of every podcast I listen to because being on my computer, looking at tiktok, listening to a podcast and having a conversation with my fiance isn't interesting enough. rawr XD
Really helped the class pay attention to our presentation about substance abuse! Especially during the live demonstration Edit:I’m only joking about the live demonstration part we did that in the bathroom
Thanks for helping me through my court case! The judge was so boring while yapping, I needed this! I loved it so much I jumped at the judge to hug her!
@_𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪_ yeah yeah yeah yeah not what i meant. he just said that it was best pc when there are newer ones. not trying to be mean. sorry for misunderstanding
Love how Subway Surfers just has that reputation of that thing you use to keep people’s attention while watching videos like how you’d jingle keys at a baby
Science experiment: Procedure: Watch this video 100% of the way through, no distractions (NO FAMILY GUY CLIPS) Purpose: To discover if watching 40 minutes of straight subway surfers will decrease or increase attention span Hypothesis: The mere presence of subway surfers will decrease attention span (Hopefully the subway surfers gameplay above this comment has given you the strength to read the whole procedure, good luck soldier)
best tiktok video i have ever seen!!! this is so skibidi toilet and it just made me fanum taxxed!! clean up on aisle my pants, i just edged!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Okay guys I know it was my fault to all this to happen so let me tell you the story and explain it to you, **goofy ahh lo-fi background song** When I said "I hate flags with all the colors within" I didn't mean that I hate LGBTQ okay? And when I said "Those towers seems similar" I didn't mean to say that they were the twin towers so please stop with the hate comments"
Happy New Year!! 🎉
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this would be so much better with family guy funny moments at the top
Or a robovoice reading out reddit posts
True
if you're on pc you can use the picture on picture feature to watch mulitple videos on different tabs. thats what im doing right now lol
Fr 😂
@@BingQilin😊😊
I had this playing at my mother’s funeral, really helped me concentrate!! Thanks 😊
😨
What?!
I hope youre kidding.😮
@@CarsonLovesAnimalz 💀how did mans not get it in the first place 😢
I have just
I couldn’t concentrate during the custody hearing for my kids so I just started playing this vid while the judge was talking and it really helped!
Yeah my lawyer said that the judge would definitely not like me watching subway surfers but it didn’t even matter because they said I was immediately going to the electric chair for my crimes hooray!
👍
www.youtube.com/@Sidra-xy5rl
Must watch this game here
“I (M34), want custody over my children, but during the hearing I keep getting distracted on my phone, and now the judge won’t give it to me. AITA?
This all started….”
Nta divorce
40 minutes?? How they expect us to watch whole thing without a Subway Surfers gameplay at the bottom?
Jajajajaja 😂🎉
www.youtube.com/@Sidra-xy5rl
Must watch this game here
This made me laugh a lot more than I would like to admit.
That’s what I’m saying
💀💀💀💀💀
Thank you for getting me through my structure and discourse lecture! I love having fried dopamine receptors and no attention span!!!
www.youtube.com/@Aamer712
حافظ SabWay
I gotchu
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@@MamdouhIbrahim-wh7tt❤👍
tiktok really has fucked up my attention span so bad that i got to have this playing somewhere while working
Have your tried meditation
💀💀💀💀
That sucks
@@SarmadTechLab i read meditation as "medication" and it seemed perfectly fine
hell nah what the fuck how old are you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Thanks for this, i held my phone playing this under the preacher delivering the eulogy at moms funeral, kept me focused!
same
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@@karenedwards6619👍
This helped me keep my audience engaged for my presentation. Thanks!
👍
How? I am not understanding why people watch this! Can you please explain it to me?
@@krishpatel5467 family guy pipeline incident
@@krishpatel5467it keeps them focused
@@krishpatel5467people's attention spans are becoming very bad, so they need to have 2 stimulus at the same time to concentrate
I use this while I do my homework all the time. really helps, thank you!
Subway surfers is amazing.
What did you get on the hpmewprk I did the sam I got am E which I thinknmean exelent
Same bro
You have to be joking… what kinda hmw u doing? 😭
www.youtube.com/@Sidra-xy5rl
Must watch this game here
I, 22(M) and my wife 23(F), can’t listen to a Reddit story without subway surfers gameplay at the bottom.
i love reddit
Congrats on the marriage
NTA
Your subway surfers gameplay your choice
Finally I can sit through things without my fried dopamine receptors getting angry!
can you sit on me too >x< ?
My brain is absolutely fried due to subway surfers gameplay! I have lived every day of my life watching gameplay of subway surfers no matter what im doing! Last night at my mothers funeral, I couldnt pay attention so I opened up my trusty youtube and started watching subway surfers gameplay! People started calling me a monster and started calling me evil, so like the subway surfers fan I was, I started spray painting their eyes and made sure it burned! I am now a wanted criminal in 7 states for spray painting peoples eyes!
My attention span while reading this almost dissappeared but with the help of this video, I was able to do what you did and I'm now wanted in 50 states after escaping and spray painting people's eyes!
Hope your okay witch purple cat
@@therealtime34 😭
Biology revision goes hard with this on the bottom
what the fuck im literally revisioning biology rn and suddenly had this idea of "what if i had subway surfers gameplay underneath it, does it actually help" and this is the first comment i see
Wha i am doing the same, focus aint gonna come from anywhere else aye those
i had this playing while telling a story to my friend so he would focus
Just had to do it to my brother
shut uh
This plays in the background of every podcast I listen to because being on my computer, looking at tiktok, listening to a podcast and having a conversation with my fiance isn't interesting enough. rawr XD
based
based
based
Thanks bro! Sex is boring as hell without this playing
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HELP ME CONCENTRATE SO MUCH
Your dopamine and attention span receptors have been fried
Cuz short form content has fried your dopamine receptors
It keeps you paying attention by giving stimuli
cuz ur attention span is finished
Real ❤
I cant believe i unironically need subway surfers gameplay to focus
what has come of us, huh
if you ever feel like your making no progress losing weight remember the cop whos been running all these years and still hasn't lost any weight
Am I in the wrong for crashing my sisters wedding... I 25 female....
Amogas sussy baka
Really helped the class pay attention to our presentation about substance abuse! Especially during the live demonstration
Edit:I’m only joking about the live demonstration part we did that in the bathroom
www.youtube.com/@Sidra-xy5rl
Must watch this game here
this was helpful to concentrate while the doctor told me i had 9 days to live
www.youtube.com/@Aamer712
R.I.P❤
putting this on while i'm doing my assigned reading and accepting that my dopamine receptors are fried
Thanks for helping me through my court case! The judge was so boring while yapping, I needed this! I loved it so much I jumped at the judge to hug her!
Had to put this on while I watched family guy
Bro has the best PC in the world and chooses to play a mobile game on it 💀
he only has a 10900k and a 3090 💀
@_𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪_ yeah yeah yeah yeah not what i meant. he just said that it was best pc when there are newer ones. not trying to be mean. sorry for misunderstanding
@@slver1z tf is that username?
12:02 jumpscare alert
My dumbass still got scared even though I knew a jumpscare would be coming up 😭😭😭
*GODDAMN I JUST SHAT MYSELF*
I'm holding this up to my left while at the funeral.
I'm playing this at my funeral
Well guys, let’s all pay respects to the rainbow background whenever you get a mystery box
OMG at 10:40 I really though you were gonna get caught omg omg that was so stressful
jumpscare warning at 10:40 !!!!!!!!
honest to god using this for a video i have to watch for class .... o7
what does the fox say? more like what does the hawk say!! HAHAHAHA
Nice now i have something to watch while my wife is giving birth
Schools in 2050 will need subway surfers gameplay and family guy clips with their presentations just to get their student's attention.
I’m watching South Park and it feels incomplete without the subway surfers
Held this above my girlfriends head, best I’ve ever had
I use this if I’m taking to someone and they’re getting distracted
im watching this in vr while watching Minecraft parkour and family guy funny moments, i have peaked.
thank you! put this on to tell my boyfriend about my day!! he listened for the first time in four years!!
You're welcome!
Man my science class was boring as hell so I watched this instead
Gonna use this on every conversation thanks m8
jushjdhbduuv2i9bco 2:53
Really helped me concentrate during my exam😁
Thanks for helping me get through my criminal investigations lecture!
Same! Mike is so boring! 😴
Thank you so much I was feeding my kids I couldn’t concentrate so I start playing this is really help me
Hey dude thanks for uploading this, i used it to actually focus on writing my reviewer for exams lol
I played this for my cat and she literally sat there watching it for a good 20 minutes. 10/10 would play for my cat again
I’m using this while on a FaceTime with my gf, it works
Love how Subway Surfers just has that reputation of that thing you use to keep people’s attention while watching videos like how you’d jingle keys at a baby
Pov: Somebody's talking to you
I can barely watch a 30 second short but I can watch 40 minutes of subway surfers 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
gracias a tu video pude estudiar y prestar atencion a toda la clase :=)
Actually just pulled this up during a video lecture and it considerably improved my focus and memory retention. WTF.
thanks for helping me out in my trimester exams (i am losing my sanity)
Science experiment:
Procedure:
Watch this video 100% of the way through, no distractions (NO FAMILY GUY CLIPS)
Purpose: To discover if watching 40 minutes of straight subway surfers will decrease or increase attention span
Hypothesis: The mere presence of subway surfers will decrease attention span
(Hopefully the subway surfers gameplay above this comment has given you the strength to read the whole procedure, good luck soldier)
This helped me focus on my college revision thanks
Cool!
*Insert South Park episode *
On PC? Arrows instead of swipe? Lol id never crash 😂
That's not a subway, a subway is underground.
I love this game so so much this game is so fun but hard at the same time
drunk asf watching this
0:17 is gameplay
bro got that poki subway surfers 💀
I'm so gen z coded 😭 I put this on to focus on my class the worst part is it's working😭😭
Same
My dad died yesterday so this video really helps me focus😊
I'm getting Donkey Kong Country flashbacks from this. And yes. I now feel very old.
Wow this got me through my parents divorce
I needed to clean my room but I didn’t want to do it alone so I put this on for my sister to watch….she’s 17.
At my grandma's funeral. Shit's boring af. Glad I have this.
Kurwa słucham audiobooka i oglądam to, żeby sie nie nudzić. To działa XD
i strongly agree
best tiktok video i have ever seen!!! this is so skibidi toilet and it just made me fanum taxxed!! clean up on aisle my pants, i just edged!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"am i the asshole for slaping the shit out of my son because i was bored?"
had to listen to an audiobook for school… so thanks for this
I watch this while doing my piano routine
OMGGG OMG WHAT THE HECK 12:05 be wARNED HE GETS CAUIGTH !!!!!!
if they played this banger video in class i’d enjoy my life more
I played this for motivation to run. It really helped!!!
"Okay guys I know it was my fault to all this to happen so let me tell you the story and explain it to you, **goofy ahh lo-fi background song** When I said "I hate flags with all the colors within" I didn't mean that I hate LGBTQ okay? And when I said "Those towers seems similar" I didn't mean to say that they were the twin towers so please stop with the hate comments"
thanks i had this playing while studying for a test it really helped me with studying and made me pay more attention
www.youtube.com/@Sidra-xy5rl
Must watch this game here
Me watching this cause i cant concentrate in studies💀
Happy New Year! Love the video 🙂
Thanks, Happy New Year!!
There is Subway surfers!
@@Thronefulمةزا🎉ىنلنا
You know i was really having a hard time concentrating on my sons funeral but this video here was a lifesaver. Thanks mate!
i used this to study my physics exam, really helped me
resorted to this to focus on my homework
happy new year!you play this game too,you are pro,and i subcribe for your videos and like
some guys was having a poop stream meltdown and i started watching this 💔
Happy new year thanks bro I was like how on earth r u playing on pc till I look at the description
Hey, Happy New Year!!
Why did I genuinely watch this entire video without looking away even once
I play this for my girlfriend when I talk to her
I hold this below my face when I’m talking to my little brother to make sure he is paying attention, very effective.
oh my goodness did you guys see the dodge at 2:42 😱😱😱
yes
YES
This saved my life from the Talk Tuah podcast. Thank you
definitely NTA
Couldn’t focus in my college course so i would play this when my professor was instructing us, really helped a lot
happy new year; nice one🎆🎉🎊
Happy New Year!!
i got bored in therapy so instead i put this on my phone
Cool.
I Highly Reccomend This As It Helps Me To Better Focus On My Lectures
Watched this while my mother was being burried really helped with paying attention and not shouting "skibbidy rizz!"
LOL!
My mom hates me 😢😢😢
Why
Womp Womp
Good!
@@Figuregang no
hampaaton läski Prismassa ostamassa ruokatarvikkeet autollesi on pelipäivä ❤😂🎉