Well bottoms up to number 27 then? The least interesting detail kills me. Why did you use that number? Do you really keep track? Are you world building???
Earl, without a doubt, is the craziest person to ever be on Ron and Fez. I could see him plunging a knife into some one's back. Hes that kind of crazy, and this confirms it.
Say what you want about East Side Dave (I personally found him to be hilarious on the show but I understand why so many people were annoyed with him at the time.. when Fez started to tap out and stop talking, ESD quickly became overexposed to the audience..), but there is no one that would legitimately crack Ron up like he did. He isn't witty but he's so obscenely ridiculous, it's hilarious to listen to Ron in total confusion and disbelief after a lot of the wild shit he would say. Pepper is pretty solid in that regard too but Dave was something else. Always felt like he never got the respect he deserved from XM or the fans.
@jbfilms4952 he thought he was more valuable to the show than he was. He thought the show would fail without it him, it didn't. Regardless of why he was asking for more money, he didn't deserve it. As Ron told him on the air, you never ask a boss for more money because you "need more money" you explain how you make the company money...and he didn't. Now he's divorced, living with his parents at age 46, and having Bobo set up GoFundMe accounts to raise money to cover his car payments.
"Did you propose to her after she got pregnant? Since y'all were gonna move to Queens?" Earl - "Uhhhh yeah, I proposed." This guy really thinks he's believable.
At 12:40 when Earl says "oh my god" with that forced exasperation it is so plainly obvious that he's 100% lying and trying to buy time to fabricate this ridiculous story in his brain cloud.. the cringe is almost too much for me and I've easily listened to this at least 5 or 6 times.
To even feel the need to break down earls lies is odd to me. On the new Bennington show earl denied owning a box of individual bags of his favorite chips that they found under his desk. He’s the best
"so plainly obvious that he's 100% lying and trying to buy time to fabricate this ridiculous story in his brain cloud" He lies, becomes shocked when it gets scrutinized, then spins & deflects because the stupid idiot doesn't possess the awareness to actually plot out a lie ahead of time. He makes it up as he goes & expects people not to notice. He's lucky he's a useful idiot for a bored radio host, otherwise he'd be wandering the streets muttering to himself.
cptnmrgnkid Anyone they could get would be more interesting on the radio than Lilly. Also the guy talking about her in this segment is a goofy looking loser so him gushing about her isn't that big of a thing.
At the 102:46 mark Earl's silence speaks volumes. If anyone else would have confronted him he'd be screaming "LET ME FINISH" then run out of the room. Bravo Dr. Steve!!!!!
Wish they would have pressed Earl on the "complications" he claims his invented girlfriend was dealing with. That stutterin, mutterin prick would have said something hilariously fake.
He would've said one thing, contradicted himself when called out on it, then start sputtering & throwing a little hissy-fit. All because he's totally inept at being a functioning adult. I'd love to see what Earl's siblings are like, whether they're also fucked up idiots or if Earl's the (ahem) black sheep in the Douglas family.
Money Bloody Convenient that this woman no one's ever seen had a miscarriage that ended his relationship with her right around that time. Heheh Earl knew better than to tout around a fake gf/fiancee while working with Ron. He's such a terrible liar, I love him.
Step and fetch it lies are so ridiculous and unbelievable. Who would lie about something like that? And he’s not even good at it.. or anything 😂 FAILDOZER!!
"Do you understand the comedic nature of what we're doing here?"
Best moment
What an incredible line.
Classic.
Another bit of comedy gold from ronnie b
I high pitch lost my shit at 2:30am with house of sleeping people when Ron hit with that.
I’ve listened to this 26 times over the years. And I still laugh like hell. Dave was on fire. The callers were on fire. Baby Satch was on fire.
Relistening again, lost count of how many times.
Is there some way on TH-cam to see how many times you've watched a video?
Well bottoms up to number 27 then? The least interesting detail kills me. Why did you use that number? Do you really keep track? Are you world building???
Earl, without a doubt, is the craziest person to ever be on Ron and Fez. I could see him plunging a knife into some one's back. Hes that kind of crazy, and this confirms it.
He'd deny it while he's still holding the bloody knife, then he'd have a little temper tantrum & leave his post.
I don’t think earl is violent. He attacked Dave because he knew he could. Earl is the only human that could survive nuclear war
earl is painfully autistic, he wouldn't knife someone unless everyone around him makes him think it would be good for the show 😂
“Earl, you’re supposed to wait until AFTER the baby is born to abandon it” lmao
That always gets me! Reminds me of the O&A Happy Days video.
Brilliant, and true
Say what you want about East Side Dave (I personally found him to be hilarious on the show but I understand why so many people were annoyed with him at the time.. when Fez started to tap out and stop talking, ESD quickly became overexposed to the audience..), but there is no one that would legitimately crack Ron up like he did. He isn't witty but he's so obscenely ridiculous, it's hilarious to listen to Ron in total confusion and disbelief after a lot of the wild shit he would say. Pepper is pretty solid in that regard too but Dave was something else. Always felt like he never got the respect he deserved from XM or the fans.
ESD was convincing; hicks was not, and could never troll without laughing
earl was a geniune wierdo
Dave was good in small doses, and best playing off of Ron. The fact he thought he could "make it" on his own is astounding.
@jbfilms4952 he thought he was more valuable to the show than he was. He thought the show would fail without it him, it didn't. Regardless of why he was asking for more money, he didn't deserve it. As Ron told him on the air, you never ask a boss for more money because you "need more money" you explain how you make the company money...and he didn't.
Now he's divorced, living with his parents at age 46, and having Bobo set up GoFundMe accounts to raise money to cover his car payments.
I love listening to Earl to learn about liars
There's so many levels behind his tendency to spew bullshit, it really is fascinating.
It just seems constant and like he's not that even self-conscious of it. I've known people like that.
Dave telling him to name his lost fetus "Deady" is so not clever it's hilarious lmao
Bless you for uploading this!
"Yeah, I proposed.....I PROPOSED!" 🤣
Only got to 4:45 and I already had to rewind Dave’s story because of laughing so hard. The music, the guilt, it’s an automatic classic.
"it's not hard to keep my lies straight!!!"
The man is a legend
It’s like listening to my 11 year old son try to lie to me.
Did they ever explain the "Lilly is so hot" gimmick? I guess Ronny started it. The broad was a 6 at best.
"Did you propose to her after she got pregnant? Since y'all were gonna move to Queens?"
Earl - "Uhhhh yeah, I proposed."
This guy really thinks he's believable.
"No I didn't kick the fetus" - Earl "Sapphire" Douglas
At 12:40 when Earl says "oh my god" with that forced exasperation it is so plainly obvious that he's 100% lying and trying to buy time to fabricate this ridiculous story in his brain cloud.. the cringe is almost too much for me and I've easily listened to this at least 5 or 6 times.
To even feel the need to break down earls lies is odd to me. On the new Bennington show earl denied owning a box of individual bags of his favorite chips that they found under his desk. He’s the best
@@lt.finglefubledingler1972 the chip debacle was hilarious
Hey Earl.
"so plainly obvious that he's 100% lying and trying to buy time to fabricate this ridiculous story in his brain cloud"
He lies, becomes shocked when it gets scrutinized, then spins & deflects because the stupid idiot doesn't possess the awareness to actually plot out a lie ahead of time. He makes it up as he goes & expects people not to notice. He's lucky he's a useful idiot for a bored radio host, otherwise he'd be wandering the streets muttering to himself.
This is the most fucking nuts thing Earl did. His other crazy reactions were due situations where he felt under attack. This was completely voluntary.
Earl thought he could get Tyra Banks lmao
Then Fez said, "You couldn't get Ernie Banks!" lol
“He could’ve been a great kid”. Haha haha
it’s amazing how early is same person today.
Every single bit comes crashing to a halt when a woman appears.Either through their own vapidity or the gushing thirst of the guys in the studio.
I have no idea why so many radio jocks thought we wanted the jokes to stop to listen to them simp. Jimmy Norton was the worst with this.
@@CaptainWwowWTruly the worst. I love Jimmy, but he was terrible about having women in studio.
“Salt peanuts! Salt peanuts!”
Do you think these “Earl Episodes” are scripted in any way?
Dave is so damn funny!
All the gushing over Lilly had to be a work by Ron, the rest were just happy to have a woman around. Including O&A at the time.
think about it....... they also thought HTG and Casey were good looking as well....... 202 wasnt known for its high standards in Broads.
I would love to see the creatures you two bring home.
Congratulations, you have figured out radio. Yes, they acted like average women were stunning. It's what keeps horny virgins listening.
cptnmrgnkid Anyone they could get would be more interesting on the radio than Lilly.
Also the guy talking about her in this segment is a goofy looking loser so him gushing about her isn't that big of a thing.
Lily and Casey were very attractive and both were very sexually willing/open. They are legit 9s for radio chicks. Get off your high horses, gents.
Fetus Dylan sounds like Mr. Rockso from Dethklok.
or dane cook doing his skid row impresion: LARGE FRY MOTHAFUCKAS!
At the 102:46 mark Earl's silence speaks volumes. If anyone else would have confronted him he'd be screaming "LET ME FINISH" then run out of the room. Bravo Dr. Steve!!!!!
Wow, Lilly was the worst. No wonder she wound up as a baker.
"water machine"
you know its one of them machines dat make water......................
34:39 is a prime example of why you don't sleep with coworkers, it just ends up being uncomfortable.
If you're a pussy, sure
Earl is a liar
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“I woulda grown up poor as a bitch”
"Slower to the mike, because the show is shit....... Slower to the mike, because you (Earl) can't be fired"
44:12 *You’re stealing money!*
🎶 slowerrrr to the micccc 🎶
*You’re never funny…*
Wish they would have pressed Earl on the "complications" he claims his invented girlfriend was dealing with. That stutterin, mutterin prick would have said something hilariously fake.
He would've said one thing, contradicted himself when called out on it, then start sputtering & throwing a little hissy-fit. All because he's totally inept at being a functioning adult.
I'd love to see what Earl's siblings are like, whether they're also fucked up idiots or if Earl's the (ahem) black sheep in the Douglas family.
Out of all Earls lies, I think this is his biggest.
molly > lilly
This story is so fake..
He's the kid in highschool who had a girlfriend who went to another school.
@@oohellyaa08 in my school we would call guys like Earl “the black kid”.
What year did Earl transition from O&A to R&F?
Earl started with ron & fez when they came to XM back in sept. 2005
Money Bloody Convenient that this woman no one's ever seen had a miscarriage that ended his relationship with her right around that time. Heheh Earl knew better than to tout around a fake gf/fiancee while working with Ron. He's such a terrible liar, I love him.
@@JerFhilm me too.
Earl was the worst but that's what make him so great....
11:52 earl
Step and fetch it lies are so ridiculous and unbelievable. Who would lie about something like that? And he’s not even good at it.. or anything 😂 FAILDOZER!!
Does Sammy Shitbags have a brother? I don't think I've ever heard him mentioned beyond this.
Shahalud a brother and a sister
Wow Dave’s baby bit is legit funnier than anything norton ever done
What’s the funniest part of this story? U kicked the fetus?🤦🏻♂️😂😂😂😂😂
44:12 *You’re stealing money!*
🎶 slowerrrr to the micccc 🎶
*You’re never funny…*
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way too much time spent on earl..
So Earl is basically the black stuttering john?