Keddy Teddy lol 😂 WHAT’S HAPPENING. I CAN’T SAY THAT, BECAUSE I’M FREAKING WHITE AS HELL, BUT, I LIKE THE BLACK DADDIES OMG 😮 SOOOOO HOT. I LIKE YO MEN,. I’M SORRY 😐 YOU LOVE WHO YOU LOVE!? BUT I REALLY LIKE THE GIRLS ALSO. SEE MY FRIENDS CHANNEL OMG 😍 SHE CAN SING SO WELL, ITS JUST BRELIA RENEE. K BYE 👋😂😅
"I think I'm having a night terror" "Oh shit...oooohh shit, I left the kids in the car" "i'm a flat Earth conspiracist" Mitch said the funniest shit ever.
The “I’m having a baby!!” And “I’ve got an audition!!” Sounds like a conversation between the two. _your having a baby? well too bad i’ve got an audition to get to!!!_
My favs: I have groceries rotting in the car... I think I'm having a lucid dream/night terror... I have to film a mukbang... The stock market is crashing... I gotta frost the tips..
S: "The problem is I don't think you're cute" S: "I don't have the ability to feel love" M: "My life is going downhill" S: "My vagina is killing me" M: "Crippling self doubt" S: "My mom hates me" M: "I'm blacking out" M: "Gotta get tested" *looks at camera* "we all should" S: "I can't stay long. The FBI is watching my every move" M: "I'm starting in Kinky Boots on Broadway" *looks at camera and waves* "Hi Kirstin"
Trying to test these lines. Goes on date with a guy: I forgot to tell you, I'm straight. Guy laughs like I said something funny. I decide to go on a date with a girl: I forgot to tell you, I'm gay. Girl laughs like I've said something funny. I give up.
"I'm starring in Kinky Boots on Broadway... Hi Kirstin"
I LOVE THIS
yeah i trying not to laugh but that broke it hard xD
"I'm starring in Kinky Boots on Broadway. Hi, Kirstin!"
Mitch: *My mom's here, Hi mom! I'm on a date*
Scott: *EVERYTHING IS KILLING MEEE!!*
My vagina is killing me.
3:28 the way Mitch said that 😂😂😂
*”I’VE GOT AN AUDITION!”*
Ikr 😂😂😂
I can't 😂
It actually reminds me of hermione granger, so the way he says it XD don't ask...:P
Throwback to the impressions video
“ I didn’t know swipe right was yes.” HAHA
It's totally giving Regina😂😂
"Oh shit... I left the kids in the car!"
Miss Houston this was my favorite
Miss Houston XD
I read this comment EXACTLY as he said this
Classical Mitchie
Michie being Michie, so cute!😊
"I'm starring in Kinky Boots on Broadway...Hi Kirstin" FRIENDSHIP GOALS
Cathy Bishop When?
Cathy Bishop MY FAV 🙌🏽🙌🏽
Cathy Bishop hi Brendon Urie LoL
@@MaishaOnTop 3:57
My favorite one: “I didn’t know swipe right meant yes”😭😭😭
Deka Nur the best one 😂
My favorites are when Scott says he's dead and when he says he's pregnant.
Yass lmao
"My mom hates me"
"I can't read"
"I'm dead"
"I'm having a baby"
Scott whot
“Oop, I’m gonna have explosive diarrhea”
😂 😂 😂
“It’s past my bedtime” me af
Abby Lu Loader same
I mean, same.
SUPERFRUIT Hi :D
Every Middle Schooler and High Schooler
SCOTT LOOKS REALLY ADORABLE IN THIS VIDEO, K BYE.
Ikr I'm getting lost in his eyes right now.......
1:36 "I don't have the ability to _feel_ love" ME 😂😂
This reminds me so much of that Michael Henry + Brian Jordan Alvarez video (I can't eat)
Pedro Henrique Silveira oh yeah I love his videos !!
Pieulpe hhhhhhh
I WANT A FULL VIDEO OF BLOOPERS FROM THIS LMAO
1000x YES.
SAME
"My vagina hurts"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And did we just get a hint dropped about HipHop Goes to Broadway 3?!?!?!?!?!😱😱😱
"And my life is...going down hill! *smiles*"
IF THIS ISNT ME I SWEAR
"get one for your partner, get one for your girlfriend, get one for your boyfriend!"
i'll just get one for myself.
Charlie Grassi-Hoying slay
"My life is going downhill" - Mitch Grassi, 2k18
such a mood
“And together we’re in love.” -slap- “sHuT uP!”
MY HEART. NO. WHY. MITCH. MY SHIP.
Mitch is the cutest highlighter I've ever seen.
Phanic!AtTheTwentyOneCryingPentaholics i love your name!!😂
Gabi Alyce Thank you!
VehementIsa omg XDDD
VehementIsa OMG YAS
''Gotta go get tested.We all should.'' LMFAO😂😂
Sofija Lackovic 3:09 lol
According to Scott, EVERYTHING IS KILLING HIM
#StopThingsFromKillingScott2018
One Click Including Vagina
Relatable
Same tho
ikr? 😂
Every other youtuber: How to get a date on Valentines day. Superfruit: How to Ditch your date xD
XD
That's why I love superfruit 😂❤
Yeah but honestly they are the best
Mitch: “Gotta go get tested...we all should”
Me: this has a whole new meaning nowadays 😬😭
Frrrr
i mean... it's the same meaning
RIGHT like I literally had to check the date of this video to see if he was talking about COVID
"My life is going downhill"
"My vagina is killing me rn"
"My mom hates me"
"i want to leave"
"i'm dead"
Honestly, same
"I'm starring in kinky boots Broadway, hi kirstin"😂 and hip hop goes Broadway 3 needs to happen😂
3:14
Scott: "I'm dead" *looks at camera*
Me: "Same here, fam."
i c a n t h a n d l e i t
Me too
🤣🤣🤣
OK BUT SCOTT DID THE FALLING ASLEEP THING THAT HE USED TO DO WHEN MITCH WOULD BE TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING OR TRYING TO THINK
NaLu Fairy I lost it at that
I NOTICED THAT TOO AHH
NaLu Fairy A
Wait whats the time for it by any chance you know
Emillee - Vlogs 0:16 or 0:17
"I cut my foot earlier and now my shoe is filling with blood"
😂😂😂
Funny story, that happened to my friend!
I've used that multiple times!
I love ur pfp
It’s my favourite I gonna use this 😂
wheres hip hop goes broadway 3
i need it
Same
"oh shit, oh shit...i left the kids in the car"
yoooo im crying😂😂😂
which one was y'alls favorite?
m e l sorry my suppository is kicking in 😂
"My vagina is killing me right now"
Sarah Ontiveros that is my second fave. 🤣
m e l 80... dont tell the FBI
"I can't stay long, the FBI is watching my every. move." And; "I can't stop farting..."
That kinky boots shoutout tho
I subbed to u. plz do a ptx on crack
PTX Videos love your videos
"Hi Kirstin" had me dead
PTX Videos 500th like
"I'm starring in Kinky Boots on broadway... hi Kirstin." I literally love this :)
Erika Meyering THIS FUCKING ENDED MY LIFE OMG LMFAO
That was my favourite! 😂😂
2:50 " I want to leave" ME!!!!
2:52
"I can't read!" Made me burst out laughing.
I know right
Same, even after a million times I still cannot not laugh about it! Love these two sooo much ❤️
I AM LIVING FOR THE CONTENT!!!
YAY!
SCOTT: " I don't have the ability to feel love" , we have a WINNER!😂😂
yup MEE!!....
Aro🖤💚
OH MY GOD MY FAVORITES KFJDJSKDJDKSKS NO WONDER WHY MY EDGES WERE QUIVERING
Naasir Void 😂😂😂👏
hahahhahaha
Naasir Void I didn’t know you watched Sup3rfruit
SUPERFRUIT ❤️
Keddy Teddy lol 😂 WHAT’S HAPPENING. I CAN’T SAY THAT, BECAUSE I’M FREAKING WHITE AS HELL, BUT, I LIKE THE BLACK DADDIES OMG 😮 SOOOOO HOT. I LIKE YO MEN,. I’M SORRY 😐 YOU LOVE WHO YOU LOVE!? BUT I REALLY LIKE THE GIRLS ALSO. SEE MY FRIENDS CHANNEL OMG 😍 SHE CAN SING SO WELL, ITS JUST BRELIA RENEE. K BYE 👋😂😅
“I FORGOT IM GAY”
“I FORGOT THAT IM STRAIT”
Man these are too perfect I love thos
5:08 OMG WHEN MITCH IS SAYING HIS WEEKLY OBSESSION AND SCOTT POINTS AT HIMSELF AND SAYS "ME"
scott doing a "straight voice" at 3:12 lol 😂
“I... have ... an AUDITION!!!”
i literally SCREAMED
Is this a reference to something?
we need a HIP HOP GOES BROADWAY 3!!!😭🙏💓
those videos are so cool
Omg yesssssss😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
lol I missheard and thought he said kpop goes broadway and screamed😄
"I think I'm having a night terror"
"Oh shit...oooohh shit, I left the kids in the car"
"i'm a flat Earth conspiracist"
Mitch said the funniest shit ever.
Literally one day after watching this video I went on a terrible first date and seriously considered trying several of these...
"oh shit, oh shit.. i left the kids in the car"? lmao
*I'M HAVING A BABY!!!*
ddd8170 LMAOOOOO
"I'm starring on Kinky Boots on Broadway, hi Kirstin" 😂😂 get Kirstie that promooo
*I'VE GOT AN AUDITION*
Joey tribiani?
Parida Snapesnapesnape hahahahahah
*I"M HAVING A BABY!*
Love that
"And we're all living in a simulation" Mitch, I do NOT need these 4am philosophical moMENTS!
"And together.. We're in love"
*cHOKES*
They really are playing with my feelings
Mitch: *slaps scott hard* SHUT UP.. ooh sorry
Mitch is a really good actor
nobody:
not a person in the world:
not a single soul in the universe:
mitch: *oh shit, oh shit, i left the kids in the car*
Yasss Hip Hop goes Broadway 3 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
this is our chance guys like it up
the "my vagina's killing me part" almost had me SCREAMING LAUGHING LMAO
Ikr? That was hilarious! Lol
The "Hi Kirstin" at 3:58 got me pregnant
I love the superfruit people. Words can get all of us pregnant
The “I’m having a baby!!” And “I’ve got an audition!!”
Sounds like a conversation between the two.
_your having a baby? well too bad i’ve got an audition to get to!!!_
" I didn't know that swipe right was 'yes' "
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
Hip hop goes broadway 3!!!!
"HI kirstin." I CANT
scott looking at the camera after saying he's dead is my new religion
“I’m dead” **looks and smiles at camera**
6:22 Scott:see you next week It's been almost a month....
4 month now😭😢😣☹😑
Moony the Music Panda it’s bee a year
It's been a year and two months.
Jillian Bakker why?
@@vermede111 oh it is almost 3!!
OK BUT I NEED HIP HOP GOES BROADWAY 3 RIGHT NOW
Ola Wilk hamilton
"it's passed my bedtime" *its lunchtime*
yup yup that's the point 😂
* past
@jasper newstead WRONG!!
* wrong
i've been googling it for 3 minutes and I still dk if it's passed or past :/ I think you're right, Jasper
"I am SEVERLY dehydrated" and "sorry its past my bedtime" are my favourites 😂
My favs:
I have groceries rotting in the car...
I think I'm having a lucid dream/night terror...
I have to film a mukbang...
The stock market is crashing...
I gotta frost the tips..
“I gotta go fight some inner battles”
"I cut my foot and shoe is filling up with blood" ha I love Romy and Michele
jack fan12 I love that movie so much to it is such an underrated movie
“It’s past my bed time” lol MEEEE but for real
S: "The problem is I don't think you're cute"
S: "I don't have the ability to feel love"
M: "My life is going downhill"
S: "My vagina is killing me"
M: "Crippling self doubt"
S: "My mom hates me"
M: "I'm blacking out"
M: "Gotta get tested" *looks at camera* "we all should"
S: "I can't stay long. The FBI is watching my every move"
M: "I'm starting in Kinky Boots on Broadway" *looks at camera and waves* "Hi Kirstin"
"i don't like you..." i couldn't have said it better myself
As someone with the gluten allergy, I think I will use the "I'm allergic to everything on this menu" very often
"Aaand it is past my bedtime" I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂
All I heard was HIP HOP GOES BROADWAY PT.3!
Djo0 you're not the only one still waiting for it LOL
So glad I'm not the only person who caught on to that!😂
Your profile name is everything 😂😂
Djo0 same
Djo0. SAAAAMMME
"My vagina is kill me!"
That line was almost the death of me, I nearly choked on my snack laughing😭😭😭
I think i'm having a nocturnal emission
kristin 🤣🤣
“My moms here.... Hi mom! I’m on a date!”
Omg I love mitch😂💀
Hip hop goes broadway THREE?
IKR I'm excited
I went looking for this comment.
If 2020 didn’t happen we might’ve gotten it ☹️☹️☹️
'I... want to leave'
Me, in math class
Scott said "I can't read" and I almost spit diet coke all over my keyboard!! Lol. THIS WAS AMAZING.
WHEN MITCH WAS TRYING TO SAY HIS WEEKLY OBSESSION, SCOTT SAID "ME" AND POINTED AT HIMSELF
1:36 Scott - I don't have the ability to feel love Avi - I 'ma teach you how to love, I 'ma teach you
Just imagine this video as one whole complete conversation and it’s even better
"Have you ever been on a date?"
Shit, I think I clicked on the wrong video
"I have to finish hiphop goes Broadway 3!" please? Omg
Trying to test these lines.
Goes on date with a guy: I forgot to tell you, I'm straight.
Guy laughs like I said something funny.
I decide to go on a date with a girl: I forgot to tell you, I'm gay.
Girl laughs like I've said something funny.
I give up.
100th way: SUPERFRUIT JUST POSTED A VIDEO
I don't usually like this kind of thing but the delivery of the lines was PERFECT, you don't understand.....
3:58 SHOUTOUT TO KIRSTIN omg😭❤️
2014: 101 ways to ditch your friends
2018: 99 ways to ditch your date
Jason Hernandez 2022: 110 ways to ditch your parents
Character development
Jason Hernandez daaaamn it's been 4 years....
Every 4 years... The ditcholympics
1975: 50 ways to leave your lover
Use the 75 pickup lines to get the date, and then use these to end the date
"I..want to leave" lol the best
"Hi Kirstin!"
IVE GOT AN AUDITION
IM CRYYINNNGGG
I can’t stay here long the FBI is watching my every... move... -Scott Hoying 😂
This was my favorite, also the "I'm dead" *looks at the camera*
Iranly Lara I CANT READ
Scott said see you next week. That was a LIE
yes A LIE π_π
that's a LIE 🤚
🎶THAT'S A LIEEE🎶 ✋🏼✋🏼
still a lie
Me, looking out a window: When will Superfruit return from war?
Zombalaya Q yes.
Elvin Mancebo :,,,c
Jokes on you, Mitch. I won’t have a date for Valentines anyway
Zoeannaart -Zilahtov honestly, same
I NEED Hip Hop Goes Broadway 3. And did anyone else catch it? "I think I left the crock pot on" ahh This Is Us feels
HIP HOP GOES BROADWAY 3 SIS PLEASE SAY YOU DID
YASSSS!
Scott’s freaking laugh at the end😂
Ditching a date would require getting a date in the first place xD I'm desperately single.