Ranking Helluva Boss Characters By Trauma

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  • @SarcasticChorus
    @SarcasticChorus  ปีที่แล้ว +1562

    Western Energy Update.
    Striker moves to Spicy Book Deal.
    Stolas hovers over Blitz before Blitz yeets him back down to F'd by life. As Blitz is still refusing to let Stolas in..... the tier.
    Andrealphus just needs therapy.

    • @kimchyi9161
      @kimchyi9161 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol

    • @PrinceStolasOfTheArsGoetia
      @PrinceStolasOfTheArsGoetia ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Stolas is still getting fucked by life cuz first he got kidnapped then he got stabbed… what an unlucky prince
      He really deserves better cuz he’s actually a nice guy

    • @Adir-Yosef
      @Adir-Yosef ปีที่แล้ว +28

      andrealphus is the source

    • @Kuare22
      @Kuare22 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I wanna propose Millie as source. Because she is the source why Moxxie is okay. :) Positive sources do exist. :)

    • @Adir-Yosef
      @Adir-Yosef ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Kuare22 the source has to be negative and not positive

  • @DestroyerMore
    @DestroyerMore ปีที่แล้ว +2126

    The fact that he got Fizzaroli's backstory completely correct is actually crazy

    • @ThingsWithSomeConnection
      @ThingsWithSomeConnection 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +206

      Other than sold to asmododius

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      nahh it was hinted before that episode lol

    • @tevildech5497
      @tevildech5497 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

      well the sold to asmodeus part aged like milk

    • @_-NatureMations-_
      @_-NatureMations-_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@tevildech5497Lol fr

    • @dejus_e
      @dejus_e 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@tevildech5497aged like wine

  • @NarwhalEntertainment
    @NarwhalEntertainment ปีที่แล้ว +4126

    I think Millie's murder rage is completely normal, I mean, she's a wrath imp.

    • @warwulf1889
      @warwulf1889 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like New York city, you can't be some pussy to live there.

    • @JayyStillPlays
      @JayyStillPlays ปีที่แล้ว +71

      True

    • @user-chayyy2010
      @user-chayyy2010 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Fr i think she just expresses her feelings well

    • @ecogreen123
      @ecogreen123 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      i agree with this take.

    • @Buzzword_1787
      @Buzzword_1787 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ah yes 👍,Millie is not a wasted character but she's a wrath imp so every time the writers could do something interesting with her (THEY DON'T) 😊

  • @V972
    @V972 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

    The fact that *this* is the metric that you decided to make a Helluva boss tier list on is just so hilarios

    • @valentinkambushev4968
      @valentinkambushev4968 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Not surprising, considering the show doesn't know how to write characters who don't have trauma.

    • @Maber610
      @Maber610 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ​@@valentinkambushev4968 so true

    • @iker9095
      @iker9095 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@valentinkambushev4968 i mean, millie exists, so i guess there's at least some exceptions

    • @darthskele
      @darthskele ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​​@@iker9095 I think he was talking about Millie

    • @valentinkambushev4968
      @valentinkambushev4968 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Iker she is not a character unless you count southern, furious, and being Moxxie's nice wife as character traits.

  • @cordyceps7531
    @cordyceps7531 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    I agree that a lot of characters in this world need therapy, the only problem is that I’m afraid of what the therapists in this crapsack world are like.

    • @juliethartshorn
      @juliethartshorn ปีที่แล้ว +157

      If memory serves me right, Blitzø very briefly mentioned his therapist called him gross in the first episode

    • @syzygy_fan
      @syzygy_fan ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Capitalist, probably.

    • @jazminescicluna2607
      @jazminescicluna2607 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@juliethartshorn o yeah he did

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Not accessible and extremely stigmatized probably given that Charlie tries to open a rehabilitation program. I imagine there are also would just be therapists that were harmful to their patients

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Andyatl2002
      probably leaks their info as well.

  • @valentinkambushev4968
    @valentinkambushev4968 ปีที่แล้ว +4277

    "Life doesn't have favorites." I am 100% sure Moxxie is the writer's favorite character (judging by the amount of episodes he has centered around him).

    • @AirQuotes2962
      @AirQuotes2962 ปีที่แล้ว +491

      But in that case, being a "favorite" only meant having a worse childhood.

    • @imaniislander755
      @imaniislander755 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I think you mean blitz

    • @AirQuotes2962
      @AirQuotes2962 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@imaniislander755 ...no one said Blitz or Blitzo?

    • @sarminder4357
      @sarminder4357 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Btlizo is the favorite and the MC. At least in season 1 since Bradon was the co-writer for the entire season. Moxxie served as a punching bag for a lot of jokes which is sad. Give my boy more love. Same with Millie.

    • @AirQuotes2962
      @AirQuotes2962 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@sarminder4357 I mean...Blitz is one of the main focuses on the entire series already? Moxxie is also one of the main focuses, as is Stolas. Just because we're talking about one aspect doesn't mean we're shunning another. Blitz is one of the most popular characters. Millie definetly deserves more development, but other than that I'm not sure what point you're trying to make.

  • @Ly3nth
    @Ly3nth 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +303

    ozzi doesn't need therapy
    he IS the therapist.

    • @hexthatPhoenix
      @hexthatPhoenix 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yes! But then again this was updated before

    • @Ly3nth
      @Ly3nth 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @hexthatPhoenix im just saying tho lol

    • @Mrscircle_no_failing
      @Mrscircle_no_failing 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep he is

    • @R0TTEN_3GGS
      @R0TTEN_3GGS 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fr

  • @NRobbi42
    @NRobbi42 ปีที่แล้ว +5868

    Trauma power-scaling is insane

  • @VanHellbright4763
    @VanHellbright4763 ปีที่แล้ว +2230

    It's funny. Blitzø is so self loathing, but he changed the lives of so many people around him, for the better. Stolas, Moxxie, and of course, Loona.

    • @mvanhespen1926
      @mvanhespen1926 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Even me seeing some juicy Stolitz

    • @ThatWeirdGuy43
      @ThatWeirdGuy43 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I don't think he made Stolases life better... Ya know it's kind of a crush that doesn't care.

    • @Hajilex
      @Hajilex ปีที่แล้ว +66

      ​@@ThatWeirdGuy43 he gave Stolas the will to stand up to Stella (even if just for a bit)

    • @ThatWeirdGuy43
      @ThatWeirdGuy43 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Hajilex I mean yea you are right, but he fixed some, and he made some problems. I think he's more like a grey area for now, but that will prob. change.

    • @Lapis_Pylosiphorum
      @Lapis_Pylosiphorum ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean sure he Blitz has his problems however he seems generally well rounded for all he’s been through not to mention he’s an imp that is the boss of his own business which is said to be highly uncommon as pre the lore, prob gets a lot of the drive & idea form his father which could be argued was running the circus scene for his kids as the transaction Stolas’s father made was through Blitz’s dad & not a handler
      Plus speaking of his relationship with Stolas, as toxic as it may be allows him accessibilities not granted to most lesser demons plus networking opportunities that would other wise not be a possibility for him like being able to access Osmodios’s club with no ticket or reservation
      All in all I’d just say that it’s safe to put blitz in the F by life category & not have him in a class of his own implying that he has the most traumatic circumstances or past to deal with cuz it seams pretty on par with the characters that got equally as F’d due to no fault of their own

  • @Veeyayayayayay
    @Veeyayayayayay ปีที่แล้ว +177

    The fact you got Fizzarolli right without seeing the new episode is SHOCKING

    • @SarcasticChorus
      @SarcasticChorus  ปีที่แล้ว +82

      They implied the hell out of him getting blown up and f’d by life

  • @riakun
    @riakun ปีที่แล้ว +514

    I have a sneaking suspicion that the mom of the kid (who was killed off) somehow actually paid IMP to kill him. Cuz she seemed very oblivious to his death, and probably used the media as an outlet to get famous on tv. Add to the fact that Blitzø somehow knew where the mother was, who the mother was, then proceeded to throw her kids body into her arms before exclaiming, “You’re welcome!” is a big giveaway.
    But that’s just a theory.

    • @lerialazariuc5923
      @lerialazariuc5923 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      A film theory !

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@lerialazariuc5923 Mat Pat I know your Hazbin Hotel video was hella cringe, but Helluva Boss has had a full season. It's OK for you to make a video on it

    • @USELESScrinkleINtime
      @USELESScrinkleINtime ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I never thought of that, but that is 101% accurate.

    • @Ovophobia
      @Ovophobia ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I always thought he said that because he "found" her son, but he was dead.

    • @justice8718
      @justice8718 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or his father.

  • @Moonlight.Howlings.666
    @Moonlight.Howlings.666 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    Watching Loona’s backstory I got two things. One, it shows why Loona is still loyal to Blitzø and hasn't left him yet, despite her tough girl attitude. She can't help it, because deep down she loves him for saving her from living on the streets.
    And two, now I understand her deep rooted hatred towards Moxxie. Because he treats her not all that different than her caretakers did. He's not as cold and hard. But he calls her out on her crap and incompetence, which must trigger her something awful. Because he reminds her of her old life at the pound.

    • @jubileebaby0
      @jubileebaby0 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I hated Loona at first, but I started to feel bad for her after learning about the flashback in the "dog pound" 🐺

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      She's a very good example of how trauma doesn't EXCUSE shitty behaviour, but does give explanation for someone's actions and behaviour.

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@kirin1230 exactly. shes not the best person ever by ANY stretch of the words, but theres very solid reason for it and its all stuff shes probably going to work out at some point (if she isnt trying already, something about her conversation with octavia tells me shes at least aware she has issues to work out)

    • @SalemsRising
      @SalemsRising ปีที่แล้ว +48

      oh my god that's why she calls moxxie fat! the adoption center lady was fat!

    • @rappingbeaniedog347
      @rappingbeaniedog347 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      she still needs to be called out on her shitty work ethic and behavior. So I'mma still root for Moxxie on that.

  • @peridrawland5955
    @peridrawland5955 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    *Psychiatrists ranking their patients by trauma:*

  • @Rembreiker_lychec9257
    @Rembreiker_lychec9257 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    You know what, normaly I'd say something like "you can't compare trauma"... but this is way too good. It's what the cast would have wanted.

  • @marshall7002
    @marshall7002 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    “They were probably just relieved the shooting wasn’t at school for a change” As an American high school student, I’ve never heard truer words 💀💀

  • @miya705
    @miya705 ปีที่แล้ว +1092

    I would've put Stolas above Blitzo tbh. It isn't confirmed, but so far we have only ever seen Stolas show attraction to men, and it's confirmed that when he had to sleep with Stella he would just lie there stiffly until it was over (which sounds like disassociating), so it's pretty certain that he's fully gay and always has been. An arranged marriage is bad, but an arranged marriage when you're gay and you're forced to repeatedly have se with that spouse to make a child AND that spouse is abusive the entire time? Yeah, that's beyond fucked. His depression runs deep.

    • @jubileebaby0
      @jubileebaby0 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Yikes, now that I think about it.... 😱😱😱

    • @jestphoenix
      @jestphoenix ปีที่แล้ว +211

      that in particular would have a major effect on his psyche and it's probably the reason why he's so over-eager with blitzo

    • @Cottagecat2368
      @Cottagecat2368 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What

    • @iknowwhatyouare102
      @iknowwhatyouare102 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Cottagecat2368 ?

    • @emargaux
      @emargaux ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I thought it was canonically confirmed Stolas is bisexual?

  • @j3g0ku45
    @j3g0ku45 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "Millie just needs therapy" no millie just needs an episode, we need to know more about millie outside of moxxie ngl

    • @massive.nerd.potential
      @massive.nerd.potential 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I mean, we got a biiit about her in Unhappy Campers where it got revealed she's never really gotten acknowledged for her achievements and needs someone to be proud of her in order to keep up her self esteem but she's also not talking about that to anyone other than her husband who she trusts and even to do that she needed to be prompted by hurt so her self esteem issues might be running a bit deeper than shown but I'd still put her in the therapy tier

    • @j3g0ku45
      @j3g0ku45 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@massive.nerd.potential true she definitely needs someone to talk to other than moxxie im glad we did get to see her confide and talk about her feelings in the episode though as it did def give her some more depth to her character as she has her own problems clearly

  • @Ruby2P
    @Ruby2P ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I love how Blitz just has his own teir from how much trauma he has lol.

    • @Nightraven4321
      @Nightraven4321 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Moxie has more trauma

    • @Ruby2P
      @Ruby2P ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Nightraven4321 I- dude, Moxxie atleast was able to get past it all, Blitz has lived through litteral hell and back MULTIPLE TIMES.

    • @Nightraven4321
      @Nightraven4321 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ruby2P moxie was forced to kill as a child and it mite have been his mother he killed

    • @Nightraven4321
      @Nightraven4321 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ruby2P I’m and his father killed his mom

    • @Nightraven4321
      @Nightraven4321 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ruby2P and just look at the backstory of moxxie

  • @pigmasters3263
    @pigmasters3263 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    I have a feeling that we won’t be calling Millie the least traumatized member of the main cast with so much confidence for very long. Idk, I just have a feeling she’s gonna get a dedicated episode soon
    Edit: someone is telling me Viv outright confirmed Millie to not really have trauma from her past

    • @facundomontivero2299
      @facundomontivero2299 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Getting a dedicated episode doesn't mean it's going to be revealed that she has trauma or something.

    • @valentinkambushev4968
      @valentinkambushev4968 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yeah, we will get a Millie episode when the pigs fly.

    • @OriginalJohnnyCage
      @OriginalJohnnyCage ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No, enough of the trauma p*rn

    • @pigmasters3263
      @pigmasters3263 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@facundomontivero2299 I feel like all of the main cast of this show(just due to the show’s nature) will likely have trauma from their past revealed at some point

    • @valentinkambushev4968
      @valentinkambushev4968 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@OriginalJohnnyCage agree!

  • @edwardhisse2687
    @edwardhisse2687 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "Let's just call this one 'Blitzø'... " I LITERALLY rolled out of bed from laughting. It's probably not even that funny for a normal person but I was wheezing like a maniac. I think i woke up my roommates.

    • @Mr_LongSchlong
      @Mr_LongSchlong 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I thought I was the only one that was absolutely floored by that 😭

  • @Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery
    @Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I would personally say blitzø is tied for being the source and being f'd by life bc he was screwed by life so hard, but it ultimately led to him being a selfish and somewhat cruel person, we know its a defense mechanism but that doesnt mean it isnt hurtful. Just verosika alone was severely damaged from the relationship, the stalking and obsession of millie and moxxie definitely gets under moxxie's skin at least, we know he has hurt stolas badly bc he used him for the book, though stolas was in denial at first, and now they both love each other but blitz cant love bc his fear is greater and stolas was hurt in the end. Even on the date they had, it was just so blitzø could stalk millie and moxxie, and stolas was so heartbroken when blitzø showed little interest, he was confronted with his cheating and felt embarrassed, then blitzø saying they both know its just contract, nothing more. It made stolas pull back a ton, he wont call him blitzy anymore. Its good they still have a relationship after that major blow but you can tell there was a lot of damage. Its not entirely blitzø's fault though, he is a product of his environment and hes just now learning how to grow out of it, as hard as it is. Luckily he has a good support system with the m&ms, stolas, and loona

    • @BudgieCute
      @BudgieCute ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i agree!

    • @Mari_Rue
      @Mari_Rue ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i believe that’s why he has his own section, he’s basically all of the sections and takes a separate part of each one , i think stolas should’ve also been on that level

    • @Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery
      @Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mari_Rue true, i agree

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Mari_Rue yeah i feel like stolas should have at LEAST been at the very top of the fucked by life category lol. his dad was horrible and neglectful, he was forced into a marriage with a petulant abusive woman who tried have him killed + had to have sex with her even when he’s very clearly not attracted to women, and the moment he found someone he genuinely loved it turned into a whole mess that theyre STILL trying to work out - hes definitely up there with blitzo in some way.

  • @javiinkling695
    @javiinkling695 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I feel like for Octavia this is the beginning of her trauma. If this show is gonna go for longer, things only go downhill from here.

  • @TheCommenterDragon
    @TheCommenterDragon ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Sadly, Nothing causes character development like horrible traumatic life experiences.
    And in case anyone ask's, No I don't mean that as a joke or sarcasm I am unfortunately being dead serious.

    • @valentinkambushev4968
      @valentinkambushev4968 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There are other ways, but trauma is the easiest. Especially daddy issues.

    • @raecosmic
      @raecosmic ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, you're that guy who comments in multiple videos lol

    • @Boredphineas2006
      @Boredphineas2006 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valentinkambushev4968 What are the other ways?

    • @TheCommenterDragon
      @TheCommenterDragon ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@raecosmic Maybe so, But it doesn't really matter that I am or that I do.

    • @lazzie7495
      @lazzie7495 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Boredphineas2006They can go on a journey to find themselves, be honor bound to complete a quest a find thing along their life path that make them reconsider their beliefs or otherwise challenge them. They can find other people who they become attached to and which can change their character by proxy.

  • @christophergirardi8145
    @christophergirardi8145 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Stolas: has childhood trauma
    Stella: UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!

    • @Lonkshi21
      @Lonkshi21 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Stella sucks

  • @mariannapapikyan4123
    @mariannapapikyan4123 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I am actually happy that Millie's family is finally a family without trauma and bullSHEET, because it seems like EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING has trauma. It is really refreshing, I think that "boring, happy" families are underappreciated but really needed.

    • @Dandelions479
      @Dandelions479 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think she needs to be fleshed out more but everyone on this show has a very similar backstory and it's okay I suppose but I can't handle another.

  • @SweetPoTaToXD
    @SweetPoTaToXD 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    The way he guessed Fizz's trauma right is wild 💀

  • @duckysguidetoshipping8930
    @duckysguidetoshipping8930 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “ these mamas were not ready for trauma”

  • @r_t1609
    @r_t1609 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Going back to this and seeing where you put Fizzarolli and Asmodeus is interesting considering the episode mainly about them just came out yesterday.
    Turns out that Fizzarolli is actually doing great and is in one of, if not,THE healthiest relationship we've seen in this show thus far. He and Asmodeus know a lot about each other, know how to healthily communicate, and deeply care for one another. Which makes it kind of funny to go back and see something like this where some of us thought it was going to be an Angel Dust situation.
    And although Fizz is doing great, he still PROBABLY fits the "f**ked by life" category purely because of how he lost his limbs. I mean, we literally saw him have a PTSD moment closer to the end of the newest episode when he was surrounded by fire. Nobody after having experienced the horrors of something like that is going to be 100% okay.
    And then we have Asmodeus. He, actually seems like he's doing really well and his employees (other than being scared of Ozzie at the very end of the episode) all seem to be doing fine. Heck, you can catch two of them having a sword fight with the vibrators that were being made. So I think it's safe to say Ozzie and his employees are doing pretty well, and since he's much more of an interesting guy than most people in the "boring childhood" category he more than likely still fits the "needs therapy" category. 👍

    • @issacsmith3849
      @issacsmith3849 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      just adding onto this, but fizz fits even better into the fucked by life category after the mammon episode, we saw how horribly mammon treated/exploited fizz and it gave him some issues

    • @r_t1609
      @r_t1609 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@issacsmith3849 Oh absolutely

  • @virginiafernandez6846
    @virginiafernandez6846 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You know what, normaly I'd say something like "you can't compare trauma"... but this is way too good. It's what the cast would have wanted.

  • @tahraethestoryteller6079
    @tahraethestoryteller6079 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Also, Fizz and Asmodeus, I thought anything to have a pretty healthy relationship, at least compared to Angel and Valentino, since he’s seen gently holding him or snuggling him, and unlike Angel, Fizz can still be able to tell security to keep perverts away from him
    Edit: I can now officially confirm they are healthy AF, and Ozzie is far from the source as one can be
    Though Fizz does in fact, need therapy

  • @TheAnonyomusGuy
    @TheAnonyomusGuy ปีที่แล้ว +72

    OK so are we just not gonna talk about Luna being from the pound, and if hell is just an extension of Earth, then much like on Earth when a dog gets too old they get put down. So would Luna have gotten euthanized if blitzo hadn't adopted her?

    • @oliverhill149
      @oliverhill149 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Did the lady at the pound not say they'd get then out onto the streets though

    • @TheAnonyomusGuy
      @TheAnonyomusGuy ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@oliverhill149 maybe, but that could also just be what they say so the kids don't get violent

    • @oliverhill149
      @oliverhill149 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheAnonyomusGuy yeah that's a good point

    • @user-pi3hd2bt3f
      @user-pi3hd2bt3f ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@TheAnonyomusGuyshe also said "she'll never amount to anything much"
      Kinda hard to amount to anything if you don't exist anymore

    • @valentinkambushev4968
      @valentinkambushev4968 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I have a headcanon about what the shelters do with the hellhounds who get too old. Sure, they most likely gun them down or kick them out, but what if they have a much more profitable solution - selling them. To whom you may ask? Well, it depends on the gender.
      The male hellhounds are usually sold to demons who organize hellhound fights (there's no way this isn't a thing in this universe). The big, strong ones are taken to become fighters, and the small, weak ones are taken to be appetizers (you don't want to know what this is, trust me).
      The female hellhounds, like Loona, are usually sold to pleasure establishments and to demons who organize hellhound fights. But they don't fight. They mate with the champions and mother their children, who, if boys, become fighters like their dads. Loona, considering her fighting skills, probably would have been sold to do just that, had it not been for Blitzo.

  • @Likabean
    @Likabean 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Coming from the future
    Yes fizz got fucked by life

  • @CyberTheWerewolf
    @CyberTheWerewolf 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    9:24 your analysis of Fizzarolli aged like FINE WINE. Your prediction was spot-on.

  • @_Dr.Carnage_
    @_Dr.Carnage_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    “That you cant say had a boring childhood, because they didnt have one.”
    That had me rolin

  • @Mrs.Keisha1
    @Mrs.Keisha1 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Obviously the person with the most trauma is Chaz 😌

    • @oliverhill149
      @oliverhill149 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Was* rip legend

    • @wolfgamer8770
      @wolfgamer8770 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Probably blunt force.

    • @GG-jn4dx
      @GG-jn4dx ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He’s dead he doesn’t have any issues (not anymore) but I think he had a trouble life though

    • @meth_raccoon
      @meth_raccoon ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't imagine the struggle he went through every day of his life, being that sexy. Having a dick that big must have been really hard too (pun intended) 😔

    • @doveyhandwand
      @doveyhandwand ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no because head force trauma? GET IT? because hes dead so he would have trauma on his head@@GG-jn4dx

  • @madixables7995
    @madixables7995 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The orphanage lady prolly got a job as that cuz she thought she could make life better for the children than it was for her but she learned she couldnt so she gave up

  • @SirGhostee
    @SirGhostee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    you’re Fizz prediction aged like fine wine, sarcastic chorus 😅

  • @YubelLord1
    @YubelLord1 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Moxxie is the most traumatized imo tbh

    • @luckyduchesse8924
      @luckyduchesse8924 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I think Loona would be equal or second. That pound looked like hell (a hell in hell lol)

    • @MLH_1231
      @MLH_1231 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Agreed. Blitzø's past was sad, but his dad wasn't outright abusive, only really neglectful and manipulative. Moxxie and his mom got tossed around like punching bags by his dad, and legit couldn't do anything due to the mob, seeing as his mom retaliated and was quickly killed.
      Loona also had it hard, the shelter she was in just seemed like an abusive hellhole, seeing as the kids regularly attacked each other, were neglected and some very obviously diseased, they were treated like literal scum

    • @sweetcarolina7032
      @sweetcarolina7032 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Neglect is abuse my friend

    • @bitvoidish
      @bitvoidish ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sweetcarolina7032they meant non physical

    • @Mr_LongSchlong
      @Mr_LongSchlong 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MLH_1231we haven’t seen a whole lot of Cash Buckzo but I feel like more likely than not he got physical with Blitzo.

  • @_Endless-Aus_
    @_Endless-Aus_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:49 Look at fizzy’s face and then, you can see the problem.😂😂😂
    (Bro made him look dirty)😅

  • @cinnamonpumpkin7655
    @cinnamonpumpkin7655 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    i usually hate ranking of suffering because I feel it's extremely subjective. But this was fun !

  • @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982
    @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I feel so sad for some of these characters because they have fallen through some trauma in the past, but the characters with the most trauma are Blitz, Moxxie, Stolas, Loona, and Verosika.😥

    • @jubileebaby0
      @jubileebaby0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😢😢😢

    • @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982
      @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jubileebaby0 Do you feel bad for them too?

    • @jubileebaby0
      @jubileebaby0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982 i feel bad for some characters like Blitzo, Solas, Loona, and Moxxie

    • @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982
      @rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jubileebaby0 Should we hug them?

    • @valentinkambushev4968
      @valentinkambushev4968 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We should give Blitzo, Moxxie, Stolas, and Loona a therapist. And to Verosika, we should give a therapist and someone who genuinely loves and appreciates her.

  • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
    @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    With the episodes that have shown us more of Fizz's life, we can definitely say he still fits the "Fucked By Life" part... but at least we know he's living a better life now(especially after getting away from Mammon's manipulative abuse), with a Sin of all beings of Hell being the one that deeply cares for him.

  • @Idkwhatshappening12345
    @Idkwhatshappening12345 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I’m relieved that fizz seems to have a genuinely healthy and happy relationship and that he got his life together lol

  • @woolfpak5122
    @woolfpak5122 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I want to see this done on hazbin hotel and the top one be Angel

  • @Blue-ender-dragon
    @Blue-ender-dragon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    his comment about fizz being fed by life was completely right but at least he and blitz made up

  • @Nimblescape
    @Nimblescape 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I feel like Beelzeub is the only character who's pretty mentally stable. She just likes to have fun and party lol

  • @TheReal716
    @TheReal716 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ozzie is my favourite character, just because he's the definition of chill. Because as far as I've seen, the man is powerful, is living a good life, and doesn't really care about alot of things outside his bar. He also has my favourite design out of the whole show

  • @nooneinparticular5256
    @nooneinparticular5256 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    21:43 , there was a really cute little unofficial instagram account dedicated to the little guy, and his wacky little life. From crazy stuff like getting permanent scars from the throw, a murderous imp lady breaking into his home, and his buddy nearly dying in an extermination (he survived, got his own acc, and a fallen angel hubby)... to simpler stuff, like getting a less shitty apartment, his drawings, servant brawls, and going to a restaurant only to be served a dead rat.

  • @blueskys1110
    @blueskys1110 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You should do a video on Murder Drones and or Lacadaisy.

  • @AnaClaraM18
    @AnaClaraM18 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    We need an update, Fizzarolli is on the top of the list!

  • @Young_Albino-the-4th
    @Young_Albino-the-4th 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    It’s crazy how he predicts Fizz

  • @ivedaloca
    @ivedaloca 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    NOT U PREDICTINF FIZZIES BACKSTORY

  • @quicksilveryt4000
    @quicksilveryt4000 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Still very much waiting for Sarcastic Chorus to make content about Murder Drones

  • @justarandomanimation
    @justarandomanimation ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ⚠Season 2, Episode 4 Spoilers⚠
    'if Stolas flatlines'... might wanna take a look at the newest episode because he's not far from it.

  • @Scardy
    @Scardy ปีที่แล้ว +12

    21:44 “Okay, this one imp…”
    I call him Steve. Don’t know why, I just think he has a Steve face.

  • @Phyren-king
    @Phyren-king 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    How did he get fizz so right apart from how asmodus is nice to him

  • @leoultimaupgraded9914
    @leoultimaupgraded9914 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Random but man I hope Blitzo and the rest of I.M.P finds peace and solace, not fully working out their issues yet but just enough to realize they have eachother, and the same goes for the other decent people Blitzo and others knew and met, especially Blitzo’s Gallery. Maybe Blitzo can even make up with them and get closure, which I hope happens by the end of the series

    • @Mr_LongSchlong
      @Mr_LongSchlong 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      After the new episodes I hope Blitzo and Fizzarolli continue to make amends cuz I feel like both of them need that more than they’d like to admit

  • @2A_W3ND1G0
    @2A_W3ND1G0 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Tex got it pretty good tbh. Being the queen of Gluttony's boyfriend has to have a lot of perks

  • @moffiez
    @moffiez 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    18:22 “These kids are in cages, she is not helping them. But that’s also the *grind*”

  • @Sam-kz5sx
    @Sam-kz5sx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Man the new Episodes with Fizz in them put him the same tier as Blitzo, They're Fucked lives are intertwined to each other. Like damn

  • @IcyDiamond
    @IcyDiamond ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Watch him put himself at number one!

  • @ethanpeterson6785
    @ethanpeterson6785 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    K, unpopular opinion time... Blitz is nowhere close to deserving his own tier. He would write a spicy book, at best. His Dad was a jerk... he has commitment issues... that's literally it. He could do with a trip to a therapist, write a book titled, "Why I left the Fizzerali's circus", and all his problems would be solved.

    • @valentinkambushev4968
      @valentinkambushev4968 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has a therapist, and his therapist thinks he is weird.

    • @BudgieCute
      @BudgieCute ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in all honesty, i agree

    • @Mr_LongSchlong
      @Mr_LongSchlong 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This aged like milk

  • @ifurmdoamd9715
    @ifurmdoamd9715 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nothing is funnier then blitzø having his own on the top

  • @LegendPHOENlX
    @LegendPHOENlX 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    After the latests episodes I think we can easily states that Fizz is Blitzø trauma level😂

  • @theenderdestruction2362
    @theenderdestruction2362 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well it turns out fizz is definitely traumatized but doing better

  • @comicfan1324
    @comicfan1324 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    23:13 I just realized Millie’s full name is “Millie Knolastname” (if Millie took Moxxie’s last name, that is.)
    I just think that’s a cool name.

  • @Nightraven4321
    @Nightraven4321 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Blitzo is not the most traumatized

    • @PurpleSphere95
      @PurpleSphere95 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think Stolas is the most traumatized since Blitz just seems so much like a @uck up in general, while Stolas' contestant battles are not his fault. I do still feel very sorry for Blitz, but unlike Stolas, he has friends and didn't need to hide his sexualality and be forced to have a kid that would rather blame you, the loving dad over the clearly abusive and neglectful mum. Blitz, despite his status has a lot of chiices that Stolas can barely comprehend. Blitz's life could be significantly better if he could just change his attitude and accept his past mistakes and move forward with his life, Stolas on the other hand, yikes. He never had a choice in anything, not even really being with Blitz, especially with the way Blitz claims that Stolas only uses him for @ex when the reality is that Blitz is the one who put himself in that situation to begin with. Stolas has tried to be more than friends with benefits with Blitz, and Blitz shot him down every time. It's no question to me that Stolas got the worst deal imaginable in this show, even more than the main character that we're meant to feel the most sorry for.

    • @Nightraven4321
      @Nightraven4321 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PurpleSphere95 moxxie is definitely the most traumatized

  • @Zapplightling
    @Zapplightling ปีที่แล้ว +7

    15:48 he did fizz so dirty with this pause frame😂😂

  • @sumstoopidcreator
    @sumstoopidcreator ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Take a shot every time he puts a character in the needs therapy section, go ahead I’ll wait lol

    • @Timer102
      @Timer102 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m now in the hospital with alcohol poisoning

  • @jassythewolf
    @jassythewolf ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What are the odds two of my favorite helluva boss theorists would post trauma ranks on the same day...is this a collab with deep cut

    • @SarcasticChorus
      @SarcasticChorus  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clearly this is just a hellish coincidence.

  • @The-Omniveiwer
    @The-Omniveiwer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    fun-fact: Fizzaroli’s voice actor, Alex Brightman, also voices Beetlejuice

  • @Ali_ratt-go2fb
    @Ali_ratt-go2fb ปีที่แล้ว +3

    After “OOPS” the deal with fizz and ozzie is much more clear

  • @Pixelchicc
    @Pixelchicc ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I agree, if they were gonna do more Harry Potter, they should have animated it so no kids got involved. I think fizz belongs in the book deal category because he’s so comfortable with being bad, not crazy or outwardly affected like loona or stolas

    • @valentinkambushev4968
      @valentinkambushev4968 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lot of stuff should be animated. For starters: evry Lord of the rings related show or movie that is coming out.

    • @Pixelchicc
      @Pixelchicc ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@valentinkambushev4968 agree it’s more practical for special effects and magic too

    • @karinasilvanaramirez9025
      @karinasilvanaramirez9025 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He looks confortable outside but we dont know more inside

    • @ShaSha-lex
      @ShaSha-lex ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We also have to realise he ison the job and performing in ozzies meaning he is playing his role so likely not a true look at his issues

  • @shardinhand1243
    @shardinhand1243 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    9:50 you know... would be down for an updated version of this idea, its a solid video idea.

  • @KodiakBearz
    @KodiakBearz ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Okay but fizzarolli's face at 15:48 LMAO

  • @Marx8679
    @Marx8679 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how characters without trauma are just described as boring

  • @quuenC
    @quuenC ปีที่แล้ว +5

    knowing what we know now, fizz might need his own cathegory above stolas because my poor man has *SUFFERED*

  • @KingAxolotl-zu5kn
    @KingAxolotl-zu5kn ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Not Sarcastic being right about Fizz MONTHS before 'Oops' came out

  • @bdariamihaela
    @bdariamihaela ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Tbh I feel like Moxxie should be in the highest tier with Blitz

  • @iinsomniick
    @iinsomniick ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ‘unless stolas flatlines, she just needs therapy’
    oh boy this new episode is gonna have you crying

    • @SarcasticChorus
      @SarcasticChorus  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He lived didn’t he?

    • @iinsomniick
      @iinsomniick ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SarcasticChorus well yes, for now

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Millie seemes to be the most put together. Then again she is getting her own ep with her sister sally may so we might find out she has trauma too

  • @starcam-w8t
    @starcam-w8t ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Seeing how the new episode showed how he turned into a cyborg that's a totally accurate rating

  • @QueenofSilence101
    @QueenofSilence101 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well, coming back to this after the newest episode, I think it's pretty clear that Blitz owns his tier and no one else can join him. He's got more issues than anyone else, no questions asked.

  • @Linwhiteheart
    @Linwhiteheart ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did you and cartoon universe plan this? Because y’all uploaded a minute apart.

  • @cartersouthern
    @cartersouthern ปีที่แล้ว +5

    There’s one theory that the reason loona calls moxxie fat even though he’s not is because of the orphanage lady

  • @Mia-mdhb
    @Mia-mdhb ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:19 “let's just call this on blitzø” that had me laughing

  • @MatiNuva1724
    @MatiNuva1724 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You literally just went from "Boring Childhood" straight to Therapy and I find it absolutely hilarious

  • @michaelbrady8602
    @michaelbrady8602 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Fizz is lucky and one of the actually good relationships in hell a boss but his placement is correct

  • @RamanNoodles01
    @RamanNoodles01 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    15:23 EXCUSE ME?! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN BLITZO, STOLAS… oh yeah that’s it

  • @sirdogmen
    @sirdogmen ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I think of Vortex as if he had trauma, his current characterization makes me think that he is type who has either gotten over his trauma or moved past it.

  • @GG-jn4dx
    @GG-jn4dx ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I liked how he involved the background characters too! Even if they are one off characters they do deserve some love.

  • @Weremsye1
    @Weremsye1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel this is messed up
    if you aren't traumatized, you're boring basically

  • @Cottagecat2368
    @Cottagecat2368 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Trauma Tierlisting is fucking crazy but Moxxie was worse than blitzo

  • @Unriliable-narrarator
    @Unriliable-narrarator ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m betting Fizzirollis at the top
    Actually…he’s pretty well adjusted

  • @dexterdog8303
    @dexterdog8303 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    man predicted blitzo and Fizz's backstory

  • @TheLurkingGremlin
    @TheLurkingGremlin ปีที่แล้ว +4

    no one tell him that stolas is climbing to blitzo's level in the new episode XD
    17:37 "so unless stolas flatlines she just needs therapy"
    NO ONE TELL HIM----- XDDD

  • @arachnidyts523
    @arachnidyts523 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how it was debunked Fizz was having an Angeldust moment, him and Ozzie are just two dudes in love who are keeping it a secret cause "Love is stupid"

  • @HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad
    @HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also I think Deerie should be in "Source" while Ozzie should be in "Boring Childhood"

  • @bricklingtonlego
    @bricklingtonlego ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Stolas doesn't deserve any of the horrible stuff that happened to him. I hope life gets better for him.

  • @rylock29
    @rylock29 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Watching this after the most recent episode, a lot of new characters to higher tiers