But! Let me raise u this: the new pester quest its canon that Dave big gay for John but since John and Dave grew apart within the three years he started liking karkat c:
I HATE THIS SONG BECAUSE IM NOT EVEN IN THIS GOSH FORSAKEN FANDOM BUT I HEARD IT ON TIKTOK AND ITS SUPER CATCHY AND NOW I HAVE A SONG ABOUT A TROLL (?) DOING THE DIRTY TO HIMSELF WHILE THINKING ABOUT A HUMAN STUCK IN MY HEAD
I felt this 100% and now I'm actually reading it. This God forsaken song has lead me to read the 8000 page monstrosity. My friends couldn't even convince me to do that
same but please for the love of god someone give me context😭like I assume the song is fan made but is it all a comic or text and what is the picture I keep seeing of them kissing is that an actual thing😂😭
don’t mind me, just checking back in because after being a homestuck for at least 5 years i just found out what this song was about. i just needed to check. i wish i didn’t.
Kar says he needs some time alone... and then proceeds to do SOMETHING in the middle of the song Then at the end... *zip* ..... 3 2 1.. THAT'S PURE GOLD AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS SONG I WAS ABOUT TO PLAY IT ON MY LIVING ROOM TV WHEN I STOPPED MYSELF AND THOUGHT ABOUT THE DAVEKAT SHIP FOR A SECOND... AND IM HAPPY I DIDN'T.
casual arson This is true I wish I didn’t go on musically a few years ago and saw someone talking about Homestuck and being like oh cool another family friendly fandom that I can join😻
@@koolaidjammerz4468 lmao i knew full well that i was about to dive into a burning pile of shit but i did it anyway because i have absolutely nothing to lose but i feel like the fandom's much more chill nowadays?? but like the bar is so low that when i find someone that doesnt throw buckets at people for fun id be like "wow what a good person this is a great fandom", which is a start i guess. they doing they best 😔
So if y’all never figured it out over half a decade: The reason there’s a zip at the end of the song was because the original song “Coin-Operated Boy” had it. That song is about sex toys. Take that as you will.
@@penpeb because that is what a huge number of people said about it for several years before anyone thought about correcting it, it's not that crazy to think that's what it was about, just not correct.
Idiot Wizard weird, honestly I wasn’t aware a large amount of people thought that. I just had it on like one playlist so I never looked it up on anything to see people commenting about it.
Lmao it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen, they’ve got no damn idea how many people they’ve ruined! I’ve seen dozens of people who searched it up, and now wish to bleach their eyes and rewind time. 🤣
Don't ever, EVER listen to a song called "GFDI Dave". Man this song is so wrong in so many freaking levels yo...I was talking to one of my homestuck friends and he said don't listen to a song called "GFDI Dave" I said to this dude, What's this crap? my brain just sighed and said "Just listen to it! it can't be that bad" Then I thought it was some weird song about murder or some strange stuff but as I listened to it, I was like "Yo.....what.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE "I WANT YOU" PART AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't freaking believe what I just heard, It was like Satan gave me his homestuck collection, crap wasn't that bad..YET I COULDN'T STOP LISTENING TO IT, THEN MORE FANART AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE GUYS...YOOOOOOO.......THOSE GUYS....AND THESE PEPLE DREW THEM KISSING AND...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN I SCROLLED DOWN TO THE COMMENTS YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE... SOME OF THESE PEOPLE USED TO LISTEN TO IT WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING AND ONE DAY REALIZED WHAT IT WAS ABOUT AND IT WAS SO mesSED UP AND CURSED, YOU JUST...KEPT LISTENING TO IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I freakING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE COMMENTS SEVERAL PEOPLE!!!!!! IT...WAS...SEVERAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!!!!! AND EVERYONE WAS MENTIONING THE SOUND, KARKAT IS HIS MOTHERfreAKING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN GUYS, "I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO HUSSIE!" So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T LISTEN TO A SONG LABELED GFDI DAVE, DON'T DO IT GUYS, IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING CURSED ABOUT SHIPS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU GUYS!
listening to this song in my formitive years has had devistating effects on my development as a human being. this song is deeply engraved into my brain as a core memory. not only do I still base my entire romantic life on trying to recreate this stupid fucking ship, but I also find this song deeply nostolgic. I can bet you 100% that if I develop memory loss as an old person, they will 100% use this song to bring me out of my fugue. I was 11 when I 1st heard this song. I am now 19. it's been almost 10 years. i am cursed to associate an alien ragesturbating with the happiest parts of my young teenage years.
I honestly thought it was cute and innocent (yes there was some parts l like okkkkkkkkk..) but that zip just confirmed everything and the once innocent video was over
i strongly believe this needs to be on the same level of universal recognition that karkalicious is. everything about this horrifies and delights me. who the fuck thought this was a good idea and can i marry them
i have looped this song for the past 5 hours, its all that lays in the vast barren wasteland of my mind, I have been split apart and put back together a million times over, the pain is excruciating 10/10
i was so flabbergasted during the end part that i had to actually stop listening because i had such a visceral reaction to the second hand embarrassment i felt
I've never been a part of the homestuck fandom but I found this song and I'm gonna be honest. It gives me an UNHOLY amount of dopamine. Even more since apparently much of the fandom didn't pick up on what was going on?? XD this is amazing to me.
:33< Okay so it couldn't of been Karkat zipping up his pants BCLAWS he wears sweatpants and they don't have zippers!... But...... Dave wears pants with zippers Bc he wears jeans. So what is Karkat was singing that song directly to Dave and the noise in the background was actually Karkat doing something *wink wonk* to Dave! And then at the end Dave or Karkat zipped up Daves pants. ITS THE PURRFECT THEROY!
I mean personally I think the theory that Karkat tucks his t-shirt into his sweatpants is pure gold but it's pretty much been disproven by all of the new animations
I think that maybe the creators made a mistake and he might be talking to Dave at the beginning but listen to him after he says "I need some time alone" to Dave and then he has... release at 2:16 I mean just listen to what he's saying and his voice
My greatest regret is listening to this in school for the first time, thinking karkat was crying. I had a horrified expression on my face when that zipper sound effect played that couldn’t even be replicated by watching my family bleed out and die before my eyes. I love this fandom.
Basically, this is what common about this song on tiktok: Someone does something bad, forgets something, or doesnt realize it, or just fxcked up. then just goes: *God fxcking dammit dave*
@@aquastartv1895 hello person from four years ago. I very much hope you went and listened to the dresden dolls and if not please please do (I am so normal about all of amanda palmer's music)
honestly I can't believe tall didn't know what this was about even as a non homestuck. even if we don't mention all the hints in the earlier parts of the song and just play them off as general annoyance rather then jealousy 1:26 actually scrap that the whole of the bridge. are you really telling me nothing in this signified anything to you? 1:38 nothing? 1:53 did you just think this part was underproduced and that's why it sounds strained? 2:10 you have to have clocked it here 2:33 what do you think those noises are? 2:50 do you even listen to the lyrics? 3:12 the heavy breathing? 3:26 the even more heavy breathing? 3:32 the ZIP??? there is no way you missed all of this
idc if this is 3 years ago, get reminded of homestuck motherfuvker, anyway is NO ONE gonna talk about "my blood is pooling AT THE PIT OF ME"???? I mean come on
I have been in the homestuck fandom for the last 11-12 years and god do I hate that the moment I heard this on tiktok I was like "Dave?? Like Dave Strider???" I'm mad I understood.
I always find it annoying when people say "ugh tik tok found this song 🙄" but this is the one time I WHOLE HEARTEDLY AGREE AND WISH THIS WOULDVE NEVER BEEN BROUGHT BACK INTO EXISTENCE
When people say "ugh tiktok found this song" it's usually because they're gatekeeping When I say "ugh tiktok found this song" here, it's because they don't understand _THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE THINGS THEY SAY WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF THE SONG_
lol i hope straight tik tok knows the true meaning of this. kinda funny watching people explain their problems with this song not knowing its an alien doing the deed to himself while hating and loving someone at the same time
I'm so glad that this song isn't a trend on tiktok anymore, because anytime I heard it I was just filled with second hand embarrassment. Especially the serious ones to the song, they we're talking about serious things like death or eating disorders, to this fucking sound
its been two years and only now am I realizing what the zip at the end meant as well as his weird breathing. i think another 5 years was taken off my life and my sanity that i managed to build up has crumbled once again h u h-
![【Broadway Karkat】[S] Karkat: Be A Fanboy - Lyrics](/img/n.gif)
i hate how catchy this is
I've been singing it to annoy friends in voice calls for 2 years now
eXaCtLy
yooooo
@@DerpyDork thats dedication bro
i keep coming back to this song because of this very reason
I always thought that the zip at the end was him closing a tent. Like he was camping.
Sips this is so funny to me
no its his man purse omg
@@nepkatz no its uh... 😀
@@nepkatz it's pronounced SATCHEL
Oh to be this innocent
Btw the alternative title is ragesturbation, let that sink in.
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
THAT EXPLAINS WAY TOO MUCH
Oh
Thanks I hate it
I will 𝘯𝘰𝘵
I CANT BELIEVE I JUST REALIZED WHY HE WAS BREATHING WEIRD
hsISNDJENXKES
Oh to not know what this song means
wait why 🧍🏻♀️
My dumbass thought he was outta breath from crying or something
ava ava he’s angrily m4sturb4ting to Dave 😋
At least we can laugh at straight TikTok using this sound and not knowing what it really means
KathyLovesArt BAHAHAHAH YES
I CANT BELIEVE THIS SONG IS A TREND SHEHSJVSJWHSJSJS
ITS ON STRAIGHT TIKTOK???? W H E R E 😭
YESSS
💀
i've been in this fandom since 2012 and now that davekat is canon i think this is appropriate to bring back.
yes. yes it is.
But! Let me raise u this: the new pester quest its canon that Dave big gay for John but since John and Dave grew apart within the three years he started liking karkat c:
Bro, it's even more cannon now, with homestuck 2
@@maxButtercat the new panel had me like❤💖👏💙💚💕🧡🧡👏👏
@@unsettlingparadise810 wait is that real r u joshin me rn
Played this in an Amino screening room. They didn’t care until they heard the *zip*
I’ve never heard a more melodic choir of screams
LMAO THIS CRACKED ME UP THANK YOU
When is the zip....
Imma fo that now lol
the hiyoko pfp pulls this all together
THE HIYOKO PFP FIHEOAJIEAOIJIEIOAEJIOEA
Normies don't know what their touching and its terrifying tiktok is a hell hole
Was that suppose to be a joke- or am I just dirty-minded?
꧁Euphoric Goth꧂ It is what it iiiiis
Give them another week
I’m sure he knows what he’s touching
I’ll- ill just leave-
IT IS ISNT IT?! FUCIING TIKTOK
Dave listening to Karkat singing from the other room like: 👁️👄👁️
Count this comment as a like, it's at 69 rn
169 likes now
@@ConjuredJasper 200*
@@depressedtheatrekid1709 nice
413 likes :D
I HATE THIS SONG BECAUSE IM NOT EVEN IN THIS GOSH FORSAKEN FANDOM BUT I HEARD IT ON TIKTOK AND ITS SUPER CATCHY AND NOW I HAVE A SONG ABOUT A TROLL (?) DOING THE DIRTY TO HIMSELF WHILE THINKING ABOUT A HUMAN STUCK IN MY HEAD
I felt this 100% and now I'm actually reading it. This God forsaken song has lead me to read the 8000 page monstrosity. My friends couldn't even convince me to do that
“doing the dirty”
Jason Funderberker Yes
Alyssa Zachareas that’s relatable on a whole nother level
Alyssa Zachareas where can I find it? I’m thinking of reading it but I dunno
It's the fact that this convinced me to read homestuck for me
Same thi
Tho*i can't spell🤦♀️
same but please for the love of god someone give me context😭like I assume the song is fan made but is it all a comic or text and what is the picture I keep seeing of them kissing is that an actual thing😂😭
@@celebina123 I think it happens in the second one
OMG SAME
I can't stand that this is on tiktok now. Genuinely everytime I hear it I get second hand embarrassment.
But also let's make more homestuck songs tiktok famous so more ppl get into it
Same lmao
Same
WAHAHAHSGHAHAH WVERYOEN THINKING HES JUST MAD WHEN ITS ANGRY MASTURBATION AHEJAGDHFH
Unoriginal_Name. Yeah, hearing this on tiktok is how I got to this song and now I wanna read it
"When he's so attractively holding my w-"
*ohmygod he's gonna say wiener*
"Weakness"
You deserve a cookie
\(-ㅂ-)/ 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
He basically means Weiner ngl
trolls dont have weiners
@@eden69-y8mthen how is he jorking it
@@eden69-y8m
Behold. The most out of context comment ever
don’t mind me, just checking back in because after being a homestuck for at least 5 years i just found out what this song was about. i just needed to check. i wish i didn’t.
Did you just... Exclude the "I want you" part? I-
𝚢𝚢𝚎𝚊, 𝚒𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚢 😰
Purple Guy yes😊
LITERALLY SAME WTF. HOW. THIS WAS LIKE MY FAVOURITE HS SONG.
THE FACT THIS IS BECOMING A POPULAR TIKTOK SONG. GUYS STRIDER BE MINE IS RIGHTTTT THEREEEE
I KNOW. IVE SEEN AT LEAST 5 GFDI DAVE VIDEOS IN MY FYP TODAY
WORST THING IS THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THE SONG IS FROM OR WHAT IT MEANS
it was on my brothers for u page
STRIDER BE MINE IS SUPERIOR
kxminari LITERALLY...STRIDER BE MINE BOPS
@@lefty7142 NAH NAH NAH THAT'S THE BEST THING MY DUDE
3:30 *ZIP*
...?
(Fridge Realization)
No...he wasn't...during the whole song? HOW?!
Also he said he "needed some time alone" before... the middle of the song
Love me, hate me, FUCK ME
@@wowok1571 ohno
@@nuggetkew7340 OH YES.
@@karkatvantas131 oH NOOOOOOO,, D:
THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF CATCHY PAINS ME I HATE IT HERE
IT'S A COVER OF!!! coin operated boy by amanda palmer. it's unreasonably catchy
your pfp brings be great pain
@@aliencowgirl9513 yeah i heard lol
good that was my intention
HI BFDI FAN!!!!!!!!
@@alchemlemnis HI!!!
im *_NEVER_* forgiving tiktok for making this trend.
I DONT FORGIVE MYSELF I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THE SONG WAS ABOUT
Omg ikr- 😭
Fr
Same, are we going to tell the tiktokers or what?
Querpt gosh, diggity darn it dave 😡
Fact: until TIKTok I thought Karkat was crying during this song. Oh how innocent I once was...
Lol I knew straight from the start lmao
@@seahouse_cosplays4779 *straight’nt
@@elizabethlewis8436 Can alienz even be straight?
That's what i thought and then someone pointed out the zipper noise and my smile DROPPED IN REAL TIME.........
I feel like i should be giving him some privacy
You should.
probably
no
join him
we all should
YES, YOU SHOULD.
2:25
OH OKAY KARKAT THAT'S ENOUGH
Mila cough*
OH GOD
oh. my god.
in my left ear too
imagine listening to this song for the very first time on a speaker, at a loud volume, while your mom is home.
Thats what im doing both are jaws were open and i were trying to recover
Legit my current situation❤
I definitely have never done that
did this happen
This is oddly specific
Ragesturbation
(Edit: This comment is six years old why are people suddenly replying??)
i
no
🛇👄🛇 can't see
Oh to see without my eyes ❌👄❌
:0
He protec
He attac
But most importantly...
Dave gonna want his pants back
WEDJHWJEFHOJDE
wait , what? 0-0
0-0 NOO NO NO PLEASE GOD NO
I cant believe that THIS is the homestuck song that got so popular that a christian cover was made of it
IT WHAT. THEY DID WHAT DO THIS. 💀
No blood of Christ will even clean this ahshahHAHSAHSAHSH
Kar says he needs some time alone...
and then proceeds to do SOMETHING in the middle of the song
Then at the end...
*zip*
.....
3
2
1..
THAT'S PURE GOLD
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
WHEN I FIRST HEARD THIS SONG I WAS ABOUT TO PLAY IT ON MY LIVING ROOM TV WHEN I STOPPED MYSELF AND THOUGHT ABOUT THE DAVEKAT SHIP FOR A SECOND... AND IM HAPPY I DIDN'T.
omg i got my friend at school into homestuck and she blasted this on the bus every fucking day augh
Hi you commented this 6 years ago and i just wanted to bring your attention back to this 😌🤚
Fredric Weeb first of all, how dare you
@@dark9549 id cry honestly if it was blasted to me in public.
Hello from the future. You had a Homestuck phase. That happened.
okay even as a danganronpa fan, the homestucks scare me..
*ARE Y'ALL OKAY??*
besties, update, i am now one of you
no, were really not. :D
no
we're the ogs, babey
no
No
You know, i don’t think i’ll read homestuck anymore-
you cant escape now that you've entered the fandom territory
casual arson This is true I wish I didn’t go on musically a few years ago and saw someone talking about Homestuck and being like oh cool another family friendly fandom that I can join😻
@@koolaidjammerz4468 lmao i knew full well that i was about to dive into a burning pile of shit but i did it anyway because i have absolutely nothing to lose
but i feel like the fandom's much more chill nowadays?? but like the bar is so low that when i find someone that doesnt throw buckets at people for fun id be like "wow what a good person this is a great fandom", which is a start i guess. they doing they best 😔
@@koolaidjammerz4468 bruh your name is mad 😂
So if y’all never figured it out over half a decade:
The reason there’s a zip at the end of the song was because the original song “Coin-Operated Boy” had it. That song is about sex toys. Take that as you will.
Coin operated boy was about having someone that loved you. I guess in a way it could be about A sex toy but I don’t think that’s what it’s about
Could I be informed as to h o w you thought that’s what coin operated boy was about?
@@penpeb because that is what a huge number of people said about it for several years before anyone thought about correcting it, it's not that crazy to think that's what it was about, just not correct.
Idiot Wizard weird, honestly I wasn’t aware a large amount of people thought that. I just had it on like one playlist so I never looked it up on anything to see people commenting about it.
i think it's because they was zipping his pants up like you do after m*st*rbation
I'm gonna pretend he's just crying for my own sanity
“pretend”
* zip*
same
what was the slapping sound then
@@slightlyridiculousindividualfingy action
People always say "Tik tok ruined the song"
But this time, *the song ruined tik tok*
both ways
This song is the embodiment of chaotic neutral homestuck fans lmao
@unregisteredhypercam 12 Greetings, unregisteredhypercam 12. I get the strangest feeling we have met before.
@unregisteredhypercam 12 oh shit
I hate that straight tik tok is just blissfully using this damn audio without knowing 😭 like hunni...
its so sad but funny 😭
Legit I found a video with it and it gave me whiplash cuz I was just like “,,,wait waiT WAIT”
Lmao it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen, they’ve got no damn idea how many people they’ve ruined! I’ve seen dozens of people who searched it up, and now wish to bleach their eyes and rewind time. 🤣
I think I'm gonna read homestuck now. This fandom seems great
oh my god i thought this was my comment for a second-
Nice pfp 👍
What do you read it on?
@@meowmeowballs just look up homestuck, its a website
yes im re reading it 😃
NOW ITS FUCKING CANON, HELL YEAH
1:58 I am actually crying, a tear is rolling down my cheek.
tears are streaming down my face
YOU AGAIN.
@@scout3038 😋
@@45graves they better be tears of joy
Don't ever, EVER listen to a song called "GFDI Dave". Man this song is so wrong in so many freaking levels yo...I was talking to one of my homestuck friends and he said don't listen to a song called "GFDI Dave" I said to this dude, What's this crap? my brain just sighed and said "Just listen to it! it can't be that bad" Then I thought it was some weird song about murder or some strange stuff but as I listened to it, I was like "Yo.....what.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE "I WANT YOU" PART AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't freaking believe what I just heard, It was like Satan gave me his homestuck collection, crap wasn't that bad..YET I COULDN'T STOP LISTENING TO IT, THEN MORE FANART AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE GUYS...YOOOOOOO.......THOSE GUYS....AND THESE PEPLE DREW THEM KISSING AND...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN I SCROLLED DOWN TO THE COMMENTS YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE... SOME OF THESE PEOPLE USED TO LISTEN TO IT WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING AND ONE DAY REALIZED WHAT IT WAS ABOUT AND IT WAS SO mesSED UP AND CURSED, YOU JUST...KEPT LISTENING TO IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I freakING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE COMMENTS SEVERAL PEOPLE!!!!!! IT...WAS...SEVERAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!!!!! AND EVERYONE WAS MENTIONING THE SOUND, KARKAT IS HIS MOTHERfreAKING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN GUYS, "I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO HUSSIE!" So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T LISTEN TO A SONG LABELED GFDI DAVE, DON'T DO IT GUYS, IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING CURSED ABOUT SHIPS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU GUYS!
TBHS CONMENT HAS ME HOWLJNG SBEHWHAHHAHA
I AM DYING TBIS COMMENT IS 💀💀💀
I get what youre referencing lmao
This is the fUNNIEST TH-cam COMMENT IVE EVER SEEN I- u were warning us
LMAO IM JUST NOW REALIZING ITS A COPYPASTA
listening to this song in my formitive years has had devistating effects on my development as a human being. this song is deeply engraved into my brain as a core memory. not only do I still base my entire romantic life on trying to recreate this stupid fucking ship, but I also find this song deeply nostolgic. I can bet you 100% that if I develop memory loss as an old person, they will 100% use this song to bring me out of my fugue. I was 11 when I 1st heard this song. I am now 19. it's been almost 10 years. i am cursed to associate an alien ragesturbating with the happiest parts of my young teenage years.
Thanks for the laugh that's fucking hilarious
me too buddy, me too.
this is so fucking funny 😭
Wtf i felt like I ghostwrote this. I heard this when I was 12 (I'm 20 now)
LMAO I'M 12 AND LISTENING TO THIS
Is no one going to talk about the zip at the end
Chesnee We forever will.
@@banette888 ragesturbating
I honestly thought it was cute and innocent (yes there was some parts l like okkkkkkkkk..) but that zip just confirmed everything and the once innocent video was over
that's literally ALL people are talking abt-
@@Michefcurls hey bud I made this comment 6 whole years ago
*I should really asleep right now...*
+ღCherryBlossomღ *HUSH CHILD JUST KEEP LISTENING TO THISSS*
XD
ღCherryBlossomღ same
so did you ever sleep?
yo did you get some sleep?
i heard this on the radio and started choking. right after.. the united states of wwhatever and i was so done
I'm assuming they heard the original song: Coin Operated Boy by The Dresden Dolls
actually i used Alternia FM :)
on the WHAT!?!?
Gidget Gunderson on the what ☺️
arson’s edits on the radio 🥴
wat
Is this
I'm traumatized
I'm not supposed to be here
Aaa
Help
SAME IM SO SCARED
No, this was on your recommend for a reason seven. You belong here
oh hi seven
hey seven
i strongly believe this needs to be on the same level of universal recognition that karkalicious is. everything about this horrifies and delights me. who the fuck thought this was a good idea and can i marry them
the worst part is that I have been roleplaying Dave for a couple weeks and this basically how it has been going every time I and my Karkat roleplay XD
Homestuck is like glitter- you see it once, then oh look, it's everywhere.
I am so obsessed I have been watching this nonstop for half an hour now
stop liking this iw ant to cry
Freya me too
ive watched this 5 times today at different times, its so cursed and i love it
I been watching this till 7:00pm now it's 11:24pm 😂
K4RK4LIICIIO2 K A R K A L I C I O S please sleep my dude youve won
i have looped this song for the past 5 hours, its all that lays in the vast barren wasteland of my mind, I have been split apart and put back together a million times over, the pain is excruciating 10/10
dude I also put this on repeat
I sleep to it sometimes
*Even Dead Girl Walking wasn't this bad... and that song was about Veronica having sex with a straight up sociopath*
At least sawyer wasn't 13
@@trixabellian True
Why is that zipper noise so funny I just
Freaking
caNT
Heh yeah buddy......thank god your still innocent...
My favourite free time activity is laughing at straight toktokers not knowing what this song is about
how does it feel knowing this was the first thing i listened to in 2021
WAIT YOU TOO
2022 now
i was so flabbergasted during the end part that i had to actually stop listening because i had such a visceral reaction to the second hand embarrassment i felt
I've never been a part of the homestuck fandom but I found this song and I'm gonna be honest.
It gives me an UNHOLY amount of dopamine. Even more since apparently much of the fandom didn't pick up on what was going on?? XD this is amazing to me.
Lizzie Scott SAME AHAHAHA
wait... is he.... KARKAT WTF?!?!!!!
I literally listened to this for HOURS STRAIGHT last night and NEVER ONCE did I ever get the meaning. I'm literally flabbergasted
What does it mean?
@@avamadu1578 i didnt know karkat basically MASTURABATES during the song
@@icysUtopia HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?
@@OfficialKarkatVantas its not that hard to figure out but i just used my common sense
@@icysUtopia RIGHT.
:33< Okay so it couldn't of been Karkat zipping up his pants BCLAWS he wears sweatpants and they don't have zippers!... But...... Dave wears pants with zippers Bc he wears jeans. So what is Karkat was singing that song directly to Dave and the noise in the background was actually Karkat doing something *wink wonk* to Dave! And then at the end Dave or Karkat zipped up Daves pants. ITS THE PURRFECT THEROY!
I mean personally I think the theory that Karkat tucks his t-shirt into his sweatpants is pure gold but it's pretty much been disproven by all of the new animations
I think that maybe the creators made a mistake and he might be talking to Dave at the beginning but listen to him after he says "I need some time alone" to Dave and then he has... release at 2:16 I mean just listen to what he's saying and his voice
please n
Nepeta your supposed to be mad
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My greatest regret is listening to this in school for the first time, thinking karkat was crying. I had a horrified expression on my face when that zipper sound effect played that couldn’t even be replicated by watching my family bleed out and die before my eyes. I love this fandom.
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Basically, this is what common about this song on tiktok:
Someone does something bad, forgets something, or doesnt realize it, or just fxcked up. then just goes:
*God fxcking dammit dave*
It’s been YEARS and I’ve just realized the song it’s a parody of is Coin Operated Boy by Dresden Dolls
I haven't heard the original. Is it good?
@@aquastartv1895 very. I really like it
@@aquastartv1895 hello person from four years ago. I very much hope you went and listened to the dresden dolls and if not please please do (I am so normal about all of amanda palmer's music)
Me: "I won't do it"
Me: "I won't do it"
Me: "Not today"
Me, 5 seconds later: *Types into Wattpad* "DaveKat oneshots"
Could i have some recommendations ?
Relateable, but I usually look for the worst ones. The comments on the awful ones are the best.
NOT STRAIGHT TIKTOK THINKING THIS IS AN INNOCENT SONG ABOUT SOMEONE MAD AT A PERSON NAMED DAVE
I'm def not str8 *OR* cis, & *I* thought it waz that but I guess kismeis-y. I m traumatized.
honestly I can't believe tall didn't know what this was about even as a non homestuck.
even if we don't mention all the hints in the earlier parts of the song and just play them off as general annoyance rather then jealousy
1:26 actually scrap that the whole of the bridge. are you really telling me nothing in this signified anything to you?
1:38 nothing?
1:53 did you just think this part was underproduced and that's why it sounds strained?
2:10 you have to have clocked it here
2:33 what do you think those noises are?
2:50 do you even listen to the lyrics?
3:12 the heavy breathing?
3:26 the even more heavy breathing?
3:32 the ZIP???
there is no way you missed all of this
I don't believe yall when you say you didn't hear it until the ZIP
idc if this is 3 years ago, get reminded of homestuck motherfuvker, anyway is NO ONE gonna talk about "my blood is pooling AT THE PIT OF ME"???? I mean come on
Oh My. *tries to not laugh* Karkat, Is This How You Feel About The Dave Human? //*dying of laughter*
hi im listeninf to this again
i cant believe the straight side of tiktok made that a trend.
2:27 OMG WHAT IS THAT SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND? AKAKAKKA ITS NOT WHAT I AM IMAGINING IS IT?????? OH DEAR SWEET JEGUS
in the original song their writing something, don't worry lmao 😭
Me listening to this with no knowledge of Homestuck whatsoever: 👁👄👁💧
SAME WNEBWHKANA
suckz2suck - I’m considering on reading it should I-
KittyKat 27 yes
suckz2suck - Mkay I got up to page 45 I think earlier and it’s okay so far lmao
@@KittyKat-zx1bv theres 8000 lol
WAIT A MINUTE.. did I just imagine exactly what was happening and didn’t even realize at the end *zip* that exactly that WAS HAPPENING
Not making the lyrics "making bedroom eyes" into "making bed moves eyes" I'm dead
"Oh yeah no I'm Christian!"
*listens to this song for 16 hours straight*
I have been in the homestuck fandom for the last 11-12 years and god do I hate that the moment I heard this on tiktok I was like "Dave?? Like Dave Strider???" I'm mad I understood.
I always find it annoying when people say "ugh tik tok found this song 🙄" but this is the one time I WHOLE HEARTEDLY AGREE AND WISH THIS WOULDVE NEVER BEEN BROUGHT BACK INTO EXISTENCE
same like i ike how tiktok helps good songs from small creators get recognition but this.....this is too far
When people say "ugh tiktok found this song" it's usually because they're gatekeeping
When I say "ugh tiktok found this song" here, it's because they don't understand _THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE THINGS THEY SAY WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF THE SONG_
WHY CAN I NOT STOP LISTENING TO THIS IM INTERNALLY LAUGHING AND CRYIMF IM DYING
have y'all heard the "christian version" going around tik tok? if not it goes "gosh diggity dang it dave"
as a homestuck I find it absolutely hilarious
Link?
AquaStar TV found it vm.tiktok.com/ZMJABqWn4/
AKA kankri version
this spoke to me on a spiritual level
h-how
You are not ok
EXCUSE ME
its been 4 years how do you feel
i- are you good? lmao like are you okay???
I love how it’s mostly swearing.
lol i hope straight tik tok knows the true meaning of this. kinda funny watching people explain their problems with this song not knowing its an alien doing the deed to himself while hating and loving someone at the same time
god are the “who’s here from tiktok” comments here yet holy shit
Yes
I WISH IT WAS BACK WHEN I DIDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOMESTUCK AND I THOUGHT THE HOMESTUCKS WERE JUST GATEKEEPING THIS SONG
everyone coming back ater the years and finding out what this really is about like 👁👄👁
First time to see this and I kept singing this everyday 👁👄👁 now I’m in shock wtf .... that troll is horny 🤦🏻♀️
I'm so glad that this song isn't a trend on tiktok anymore, because anytime I heard it I was just filled with second hand embarrassment. Especially the serious ones to the song, they we're talking about serious things like death or eating disorders, to this fucking sound
i was upset so i listened to this and now i can't stop laughing
Dude same
OMG OMG HOMESTUCK PERSON IN 2021 DO YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS SSGDSASCVV
@@sofiadias7719 yes
RELATABLE
i had this song on full volume screaming the lyrics i need help
AGRESSIVLY BOWS DOWN TO THIS SONG OH MY GOD ITS PERFECT
.....
i relate, karkat.
It's been 3 years, how do you feel?
Lindsey Watkins i don’t know why you would bring this up now please i don’t want to remember this anymore i
_strid3r remember
@@_strid3r238 LMFAOHAH
@@_strid3r238 tell us more, strid3r.
yeah I'm gonna download this song, it slaps, no matter wtf he's doing 👁👄👁
The song isnt the only thing slappin
@@deimosbf1805 NO
@@golgothastrickster yes 😏
@@deimosbf1805 LMFAO 🤣
I love how he starts off yelling then he ends in a whisper
This introduced me to Broadway karkat Davekat and homestuck
Sorry for your loss
its been two years and only now am I realizing what the zip at the end meant as well as his weird breathing. i think another 5 years was taken off my life and my sanity that i managed to build up has crumbled once again h u h-
as a DSaF fan this fits suspiciously well into our fandom as well
IT DOES LMFAO
The climax of the song being an actual climax is funny. but no matter how disturbed this song makes me I keep coming back.
Guys he literally moaned at 2:20 💀
One time my mum played the original of this
I screamed
Literally screeched
Relate
violently sobbing
how is this song only 3:37 but it feels like it’s hours long
THE VOICE CRACKS AND HEAVY BREATHING GASP
Came here to wish y'all a happy 413!
poor guy, must have breathing issues 💔
no... :,( his asthama