Fair enough & I'll tell you. It's because I used my vagina neck as a breathing apparatus. And I figured out, what you had to do was snatch a quick breath through the snatch when she wasn't looking. [Mouth pop] Noice.
That's a question I've been trying to answer for a while. I assume you're talking about Hurricoaster's poops and other similar ones getting millions of views and mine getting so few, but I'm talking about my videos getting tens of thousands (in some case, hundreds of thousands) and other videos that are just as good not getting more than five thousand. Not saying mine are shit, but if there's a difference in quality, it's to my detriment and their benefit. The one thing I do think I'm better at than most is Rosen sentence-mixing, but for an example, look at one of 256PiAlternate's inspired story-driven poops compared to mine and weep for how many subscribers he doesn't have. And I don't even really think my sentence mixing is that much better than his. Argh.
"Look... that wasn't very "NOICEEE" "Your NECK makes little scratchy noises!" holy fuck tears were coming down my face from laughing so hard, ughh my god.. one of your absolute best chickenpika!
Oh man, I lost it at "I'm telling you this because.....actually I don't know why. Just eat your plum or there will be no breathing for a whole week"😂😂😂😂
@@greencrewmate3594 there is nothing wrong with swearing 'cause it's a common thing. We're living in the 21st century now, not the fucking medieval times.
Michael's last words at the end is literally one of the funniest things I have ever listened to in my 7-some years of watching TH-cam Poop. I always come back to this video just for the last few seconds.
Oh god ChickenPika your the best at making these xD You make legit stories from your ytp's while others just have Michael Rosen breaking the sound or making weird noises, which is alright but these are better! Keep it Up!. 1 More thing. I juked and jyved around, that bitch! LOL
If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale?
Fair enough & I'll tell you. It's because I used my vagina neck as a breathing apparatus. And I figured out, what you had to do was snatch a quick breath through the snatch when she wasn't looking. [Mouth pop] Noice.
NSPcrazY112 Wanna get married?
penis
NSPcrazY112 Due to your username, how pleased are you about eating food in the shower?
What, because I'm crazy, I like to eat in the shower?
"mum stuck an umbrella in my pee hole and opened it" LOL!
"My penis exploded!"
"Oh no, this is horrible! Wo!"
"Rest in peace Michael Rosen."
"I suppose I will..."
"Do you think I could talk to my babysitter that way?!?" Jesus Christ, Michael's mom had a fucked up childhood.
Wish I was that babysitter lolol
How the fuck doesn't this guy have more subscriptions? I just subbed, watched four or five vids, and they're all gold!
1:16 YAY I found the hidden nightmare material!
That final line was the cherry on top to completely burst out in laughter xD
I think this is an alternate universe since Michael doesn't like plums.
"mum stuck an umbrella in my pee hole and opened it" XD
How come all the shit YT vids get the most views, and the best vids get the least views? It doesn't seem fair on YTPers
Because shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That's a question I've been trying to answer for a while.
I assume you're talking about Hurricoaster's poops and other similar ones getting millions of views and mine getting so few, but I'm talking about my videos getting tens of thousands (in some case, hundreds of thousands) and other videos that are just as good not getting more than five thousand.
Not saying mine are shit, but if there's a difference in quality, it's to my detriment and their benefit. The one thing I do think I'm better at than most is Rosen sentence-mixing, but for an example, look at one of 256PiAlternate's inspired story-driven poops compared to mine and weep for how many subscribers he doesn't have.
And I don't even really think my sentence mixing is that much better than his.
Argh.
+ChickenPika ur the main ytper I watch! There could be better parts thou... But ur awesome at this! Stay determined!
+ChickenPika You're among the best YTPers out there. Alongside Gertilish, TheRumChum, EmpLemon, and DaThings1.
G.L. Seventh I would add Sire to that list as well.
0:00 and i already laughed so much. PlUmS
yay! I found the hidden nightmare material!
Ainsley, you are the hidden nightmare material.
many thanks, now, you need to work that into your meat, give yer meat a good ol' rub!
Vallorie J Barker lol
omg best ytp freaking EVER tysm.
I was laughing non-stop the whole way through this :D
"Look... that wasn't very "NOICEEE" "Your NECK makes little scratchy noises!" holy fuck tears were coming down my face from laughing so hard, ughh my god.. one of your absolute best chickenpika!
Imagine Michael Rosen as a goldfish
‘’ when I was a girl I had to blow Ckhak for money’’
😂😂👌🏻 it killed me 😂😂
Harry snatch
if that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale michael?
"mum stuck an umbrella in my pee hole and opened it" -that made me say OWWWW!!
I suppose I will...
That was a HORIBLE way to DIE.But...and this is a big but, it was FANTASTIC.
This was made with extra dirty sauce.
The title of the video is amazing
0:30-0:35 XD
I'm telling you this because.... Well actually, I don't know WHY.
RIP Michael Rosen!
I suppose i will!
I enjoyed it a lot... until it got to the umbrella. I don't think I've ever been more disturbed in my life.
Killed by an umbrella being stuck up your urethra then opened....
... O.o
Michael Rosen can't die.
My Pea-ness exploded
16 people hated plums
You're the best Rosen pooper haha
I have to bite my wrists to keep from lauging out loud.
1:18 dang chickenpika you have some really good hearing i never would have noticed that.
King of YTPs :)
Mum stuck an umbrella in my pee whole and opened it. My peenesss explodead. Oh no this is horrible!!!!
i seriously couldn't breathe because it was so funny
no breathing!!!
That was the best! This is fucking golden!
I cry every time
turn on closed captioning at the end the auto-generate thing thinks its music
Where is Michael Rosen saying "dead" from?
Goldfish
I had to blow CARC for money.
Well, I think that there is a MASSIVE youtube glitch for me. Here's a screenshot. prntscr.com/dla9fx
00:53
Cac
Blow CARC for money.
@@maogu1999 lol
*/subscribe ChickenPika*
I'm done.
"My peenessss explOHHdead."
Oh, my God. This is gold.
TheAndrewj96 majestic
That was awkward
Tomato one or how i learnt to hate my mom😭😂😂
Oh man, I lost it at "I'm telling you this because.....actually I don't know why. Just eat your plum or there will be no breathing for a whole week"😂😂😂😂
I lost it at the umbrella part.
*OH NO THIS IS HORRIBO! WHOA!*
*Mom tells him his neck looks like a snatch*
"That's when I go from BEING CHEERY to BEING F---ING FURIOUS"
XD
FUCKING*
The Joker he meant to leave it out.
Because of provanity
@@greencrewmate3594 there is nothing wrong with swearing 'cause it's a common thing. We're living in the 21st century now, not the fucking medieval times.
Shut up h
If Michael has a Vagina on his Neck, does that make him female
"I juked and jived around that BITCH!"
That badass boast will never fail to get a laugh out of me.
why... why would you do that? why would you make me laugh so hard?
Probably because it was my exact intention.
ChickenPika >Click< NOICE! :D
+ChickenPika
"I'm sorry, but I don't apologize"
+Vivace me too, me too
ChickenPika you kill me 😂😂
"Just eat your PLAM or there will be no BREATHING for a whole week!"
"Mum stuck an umbrella in my pee-hole and opened it."
I actually winced upon hearing that.
"I juked and jived around that BITCH!" that part killed me. XD
“My mum’s just given me a plum, and if there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s my dad". DEAD XD
eat your plum or there’ll be no BREATHING for a whole week
i don't understand why chicken pika isn't more popular
because the correlation between quality and popularity is nearly nonexistent
OrcSlayer74
I wish we could say it was inverse.
Yeah 35K subs is not enough
If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale?
and i tell you, it's becauuuuuuuuuuuuse, this is his twin acting as michael
Oh no! The moment I dread, when Michael Rosens's twin acts like Michael Rosen!
Fair enough and I'll tell you, it's becauuuuse... plums
It's freakin' hilarious when he says penis at 1:34. One could almost feel his pain.
Michael's last words at the end is literally one of the funniest things I have ever listened to in my 7-some years of watching TH-cam Poop. I always come back to this video just for the last few seconds.
“I gueeeees I wiiillllll…..”
This had me in fucking stitches
Good!
...As long as thats a figure of speech. Otherwise, that's horrible.
LOL, that ending was hilarious.
The awkward moment when Michael Rosen disobeys his mother for not eating a bag of plums
Oh no, this is Harrybo
Little prick always trying to get us to feel sorry for him when his granddad dies.
Dammit Harrybo.
ChickenPika My hamster died as well :c
If that's true, then how come you're here to tell the tale?
+Juliet Walnoha fair enough and i'll tell you
No Breathing for a week!
Wow, Michael Rosen can hold his breath for a long time then...
Lolno.
Matter of opinion, though.
Luckily, it's not a contest.
"Mum stuck an umbrella in my pee hole and opened it"
Probably the most painful thing I have ever heard sentence mixed into a YTP.
Oh god ChickenPika your the best at making these xD You make legit stories from your ytp's while others just have Michael Rosen breaking the sound or making weird noises, which is alright but these are better! Keep it Up!. 1 More thing.
I juked and jyved around, that bitch! LOL
1:30 when you get scarred for life because of you're imagination
*subscribers (FTW)
What a way to die...
Subbed! :D
*Goldfish*
_I suppose I will..._
Plums
I suppose I wiiiillll...
R.I.P.
''but it's true....your neck looks like...'' I'm crying lol
Eat the plum or NO breathing!!!!!
congratulations you found the hidden nightmare
Little scrachy noicees!
Seriously like my fav youtuber ever. You're great man and keep making YTP's XD
Outstanding job all around, especially the ending.
The thumbnail for this vid on the iPhone app is scary as shit.
Where does the plum come from?
The Michael Rosen Rap
first Rosen ytp i ever watched back around 2014, thus the start of my obsession
Mind you, Michael never ate the plum either.
Look... that wasn't very NOICE.
If that's true, How come Michael is here to tell the tale?
If he died how come he's here now saying it?
150th liker! These YTP'S are HILARIUOS!
i was just watching a video about Creepypastas. that mindset made the end of this video kinda scary for me.
man i love your poops
Do you think I could talk to my babysitter like that?
This is one of the best ytps ive ever seen
NO BREATHING FOR A WHOLE WEEK.
I guess he had a rough childhood🙁
And then my mum said *mouth noises* GOLDFISH *more mouth noises*