imagine getting home from a long day at work, forgetting the combination, and having to slide through honey at midnight with loud bells ringing in your ears. on top of getting insulted by your own machine.
I absolutely love this! The only addition I would make is to not have the noise machine operate until the player starts the maze via hitting a pressure plate on their way in.
@@Azuriiee The problem is that the player must leave his house wide open while he is in there to not go deaf by all the noise. So the system only works when the house is empty and you don't go deaf with the intruder
@@jakecamenzuli1020 Well, if he used the custom portal functionality he could make it lead to somewhere else in the overworld ... but yeah probably lol.
Mumbo: “I’m a quite peaceful person! I wouldn’t even hurt that guy” Also mumbo at the end of the video: *Looks over at wandering trader and llamas,* *a few seconds later leather is on the ground outside*
When I saw those droppers getting set up my first thought was a bunch of slowness potions, just to make that last crawl a _little_ more agonizing. Keep up the good (totally not evil) work, Mumbo!
Nice build as usual, Mumbo! The one thing I noticed that doesn’t make much sense to me is: if you’re inside, how do you lock anyone out? The combination lock is already solved so anyone can waltz right in.
@@Headlock123456789 Yeah its made with like some neverright? to say like violence is neverright but the devs made a typo and its called a netherite sword
It’s actually just not even that complicated I mean fr it’s so simple 6 hours later So that’s how we build a redstone computer with functioning google and reddit
This is honestly brilliant. I would avoid the place like the plague in adventure mode. I picture me curiously flipping the switch only to hear the bells then just "nope" right out of there.
Mumbo Jumbo: This is the most peacful safe house i've made. Player Cause of death: Starving in a hole covered in Spider webs Screaming For help surrounded by obsidian ............
Player cause of death: Watching their Minecraft avatar starving in a hole covered by spider webs, their screams for help overwhelmed by the ever-present clamor of alarm bells.
@@nicolaknowles3856 The ones where he keeps villagers in a 1x2x1 space to trade with him for all eternity, said villagers turned into zombies and back into villagers just for a price drop
Of course, since you have no way to reset the combination lock from inside the house and no way to shut off the noisemakers from the inside if you did, anyone could just walk right in after you or memorize your combination while you were home. Apart from that, this looks like my kind of house!
Mumbo: "I’m a quite peaceful person! I wouldn’t even hurt that guy" "What about wadering tra-" Mumbo: *""THEY SHALL NOT BE CONSIDERED SOMEONE,* or something, for that matter
We all agree we always hurt and kill wandering trader. Because most of the time wandering trader is useless. It not worth it if you trade with wandering trader.
4:34 if instead of the constant sounds coming from the red stone contraption, someone could have a way worse time with a loud chirp from a note block that plays every 10 seconds. Sounds like a smoke detector with low batteries.
One addition that would be fun to see and make the safe house even more difficult is a set of mazes stacked into multiple floors, or maybe even a 3D maze that can drop the player into earlier parts of the maze.
Yeah but wouldn't you stick to the roof with honey blocks or have to use leaves for the floor for some levels? Also that sounds like a lot of work and confusion
you could just use a bit of RS to make someone have to complete the maze an arbitrary number of times, going back and forth ... or have a maze that changes when you are in it...
Mumbo should make this into a hermit challenge. Everyone has to make their own version safehouse and the other participants have to try and figure it out.
except it is literally impossible to get inside of this safe house without breaking or placing any blocks (or using elytra) because you fall inside eternal cobweb hell
Love the idea, though I think the soundmaker should be started a fourth of the way through the maze instead of the combination lock being wrong. That way you can lock up your house without annoying your neighbors.
In the maze you should have put droppers full of the turtle master potions along with blindness and nausea, along with custom mining fatigue of course. Pure agony.
In my opinion, the "intruder" should have been splashed with a potion of slowness at the end to make his journey to the pit of sorrow even slower and painful. Plus that means more time to read the insults
Mumbo: I don't like to hurt anything, not even this guy **looks at sheep** Also Mumbo: **Kills the entire cow population in HermitCraft multiple times**
1 - punch the closest tree 2 - make logs into planks 3 - make a crafting table 4 - make a pickaxe 5 - destroy a block blocking the straight path to a house 6 - go in
I love how easy it is to break in when in survival, though it is more of a challenge for adventure. Now only issues are lack of a defense mechanism - one that stops the player from walking in , because enderpearls can still be used in the cobwebs - a way to get out without keeping the code right, nor having the alarm system active to avoid lag and noise; and that the noise machine becomes useless when block audio is disabled.
“I don’t like hurting anything” Precedes to switch to the video of Mumbo building a chicken slaughter machine and saying, “It is simple, everyone should have one”
you should have made a sneaky tripwire detector so that the bridge opens as you drop down. that way people think they are done with the maze, the noise and all the bs, and they lose heart as they realize it was not even the worst yet.
All that's missing is some kind of minecart system that brings an elder guardian close to the house when the alarm is tripped so players get mining fatigue 3. Then intruders really can't break the cobwebs!
Remember to put an ender guardian somewhere nearby, put cobwebs on the honey blocks, and make the walls obsidian, which, when combined with the mining fatigue, takes an eternity to mine.
I would have this house in my world, invite my friends over but keep the house locked,they can talk the insults and the painfully slow maze as well as the cobwebs
‘I made an apocalypse safehouse!’ Media: ‘That’s too violent!’ Mumbo: ‘I made a peaceful safehouse that is more painful to the person playing than the actual character.’ Media: ‘I’ll allow it.’
I really wish their was a block that is identical to obsidian (mining time, requires a diamond or netherrite pick to get, doesn't need silk touch, and can't be blown up) but was pushable by pistons. Think about how amazing piston doors would be if you couldn't mine through it as easily
@@valentine9224 I heard of an iron golem escaping from a farm once, but it was so traumatized they had to take it to the ...metal asylum. I admit the system is a bit brutal and got some quirks you'd want to iron out...but it's either that ore mining. ..... I won't apologize :P
**sees video** "This is exactly what I needed now my friend won't bother me anymore" **friend proceeds to intentionally trigger alarm when I'm in base to give me hell**
For anyone that liked Mumbo’s cobweb drop I have an idea for you: Make an area to catch the invaders in water at the bottom (maybe surround it with obsidian so it can’t break easily) and there you can stare at them through some glass and make fun of them;)
"I'm not a very aggressive guy, I don't like hurting anything." Me just thinking about the time the sheep interrupted him talking and pushed him so mumbo killed the sheep
Uhm mumbo, when u go in the base u need te correct “password”. But once you are inside all the “less friendly neighbors” could easely follow u and murder you in your sleep. Like the base btw!
I mean, to be completely fair, I clicked on the video because at first glance of the thumbnail I thought it was a cpu socket. Upon realizing it was Minecraft, I had to know what mumbo was up to. So the glass roof was a good call
Yeah also if your inside the door is open. So it only protects your stuff while your away, it doesn't protect you. There should definitely be a button to turn off everything and close the door inside the home. Also if someone looks at the combination while its off, it shows the right combination. So it should move a couple more times after you put in the combo. I feel like it would have been better to just do a key lock door and bells start with a trip wire in maze.
even worse, you are just going in, and someone changes the combo, so you are halfway on your normal path, but the start is blocked off, and the end is a drop into cobwebs.. haha
"I'm not a very aggressive guy, I don't like hurting anything."
At 10:44 there is a llama, at 11:31 there is leather
Dam
Lol good catch
That's hilarious lol, good eye. Explain yourself Mumbo! And don't tell us it's the leather fairy!
Wow.
Nice catch! :D
imagine getting home from a long day at work, forgetting the combination, and having to slide through honey at midnight with loud bells ringing in your ears. on top of getting insulted by your own machine.
Oof.
@@agspam8185 pure oof- ooooooooof
And while haveing your house in sight you know you cant get to it
I'd just break the glass at that point
And then infinitely falling through the cobwebs
Dispensers firing slowness and blindness splash potions throughout the maze would be the cherry on top.
Isn’t that technically harming the player?
@@avic6069 Neither of them actually damage you; it's just status effects.
Mining fatigue too
You guys are evil
literally the only one of those effects is given by a potions
I absolutely love this! The only addition I would make is to not have the noise machine operate until the player starts the maze via hitting a pressure plate on their way in.
I feel like putting the wrong combination is good enough so the player wouldn't even consider going through the maze
@@Azuriiee The problem is that the player must leave his house wide open while he is in there to not go deaf by all the noise. So the system only works when the house is empty and you don't go deaf with the intruder
and then close off the entrance.
Now, just need the immersive portals, so the safe house "house" actually leads to like a full mansion or something.
And of course the bed will explode
@@jakecamenzuli1020 Well, if he used the custom portal functionality he could make it lead to somewhere else in the overworld ... but yeah probably lol.
@@toehead976 meanwhile the actual house is at the bottom of the cobweb trap at bedrock lmao
Imagine if the immersive portals were a maze trap and took someone to an identical maze in the nether, but when they exit they fall into a lava lake
@@SliferStreaming this is a torturous feat- but amazing.
Mumbo: “I’m a quite peaceful person! I wouldn’t even hurt that guy”
Also mumbo at the end of the video: *Looks over at wandering trader and llamas,* *a few seconds later leather is on the ground outside*
that's so weird he just disappeared
@@thenumber102k I know! I wonder why he left leather..
@@bluffcat. it was what he stuffed his ears with for the noise
......
How nice of him to deliver free leather to Mumbo and run away without even asking for payment.
Mumbo: we are making a peaceful safe house
Also Mumbo: This is where the true torture begins
A potato is a lemon that looks like a man that Is really a orange in a tree
So a mislabeled omega mart lemon
yeah- I think
very peaceful, some good ol' torture :)
@@awksx85 I know I'm ten months late but what the hell are you talking about?
When I saw those droppers getting set up my first thought was a bunch of slowness potions, just to make that last crawl a _little_ more agonizing. Keep up the good (totally not evil) work, Mumbo!
Should’ve had one of the compliments be “Your legs are proportionate to your body”
Oh my gosh, yes!
That's my pick-up line now.
Byakuya reading that like: 👀
My thoughts exactly
I was thinking the same thing
Everybody gansta until Mumbo talks about a 'simple' redstone contraption
Everybody gangsta until people think the meme is dead
The meme will never die
Everybody gansta till@Lucien Rose starts to question the memes
:D
The engineer of redstone
my brain: 1 iq
Nah everybody gangsta until he talks about a *complicated* redstone contraption.
And remember kids: Psychological torture is a war crime.
Awww
There is no Geneva Convention in Minecraft. lol
Lmao
@@tiffanycarlyle4908 Geneva concention? More like Geneva *suggestion*
It’s not illegal if you aren’t in war
Mumbo: “I’m making a peaceful house”
Also Mumbo: *Places the world’s loudest contraption underneath it*
It isn't the loudest, because there are no iron doors
Fun fact, if sound reaches a certain level ( I forgot the exact db level ), it can melt the human brain!
“I will put no physical harm into this safehouse...”
literally making the player deaf
@@newmoonwithface funny thing: most wooooshers are 22year olds with no social life and no one to tell them to don't
@@terradasher unless ur 7 like my first woooosh
lol
@@terradasher truer words have never been spoke
@@newmoonwithface I would have agreed with you until you told the second part guess you are r/nobodyasked
"I'm not a very aggressive guy, y'know, I don't like hurting anything."
_-Mumbo Killsalot Jumbo_
Killsalot - Kills a lot if you didn’t get it lol
@@juraanncestery3539 thanks homie
Peace love and plants
Peace, love and no pants
@@juraanncestery3539 I think everyone got it lmao
"I'm not an aggressive guy"
flashbacks to stabbing grian with no hesitation
Grian: Kill me
Mumbo without a second though: *Kills*
Yes! Very true!
I've been out of hermitcraft for some time, now that sounds interesting, what's the episode for mumbo?
Grian: Can you do me a favor?
kill me
Mumbo: Gladly!
Grian was killed my Mumbo
And any wandering trader...
Nice build as usual, Mumbo! The one thing I noticed that doesn’t make much sense to me is: if you’re inside, how do you lock anyone out? The combination lock is already solved so anyone can waltz right in.
Just use a Peaceful Blade
@@KL6Soup I don’t know what that is. Is that a new thing from a more recent update?
@@Headlock123456789 Yeah its made with like some neverright? to say like violence is neverright but the devs made a typo and its called a netherite sword
@@KL6Soup Pfft! I see. What about those of us who aren’t so good with pvp combat? : P
Peacefulness vs Peacefulness? Well if you're not good at it then try a Peaceful Pit thats Hidden so you can continue preaching about peace
I vote we have grian try to break into all of mumbo's safe houses
AgrEEd
Yes
Yeah
Heck Yeah
Yes
"We have 100% hit rate! All of our insults are landing!"
I'm gonna steal that one
Same
Hippidy hoppidy, your sentence is now my property
AAANDD
Hippity hoppidy, your Dani Reference is now my property.
its just these kinds of quotes in the comment that don't get me when im watching the video but crack me up so bad when im reading them
your joke, it's useful
i'll take it
Always count on Mumbo to say, "It's really quite simple actually."
It's actually surprisingly simple
Yes!
It's really quite simple actually! Begins to explain the cure for cancer.
That's so true
It’s actually just not even that complicated I mean fr it’s so simple
6 hours later
So that’s how we build a redstone computer with functioning google and reddit
This is honestly brilliant. I would avoid the place like the plague in adventure mode. I picture me curiously flipping the switch only to hear the bells then just "nope" right out of there.
Mumbo Jumbo: This is the most peacful safe house i've made.
Player Cause of death: Starving in a hole covered in Spider webs Screaming For help surrounded by obsidian ............
This is some 2b2t level stuff
Idk why but I read obsidian as lesbian
Player cause of death: Watching their Minecraft avatar starving in a hole covered by spider webs, their screams for help overwhelmed by the ever-present clamor of alarm bells.
Starved to death while falling through spiderwebs while surrounded by obsidian and grating deafening noise, and lightly insulted
Ah yes, the spider webs are screaming /s
Mumbo: "I'm not really an aggressive guy"
Also Mumbo: *Builds giant complex machine for the soul purpose of enslaving other people to do his bidding*
lol
WAIT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? Is this on hermitcraft? xD nevermind this man will do great on the Dsmp now that i think about it...
@@thelunamage5772 I'm talking about his villager trading machines.
@@RubberBruh1 what?
@@nicolaknowles3856 The ones where he keeps villagers in a 1x2x1 space to trade with him for all eternity, said villagers turned into zombies and back into villagers just for a price drop
I feel like they should recieve "free glass", that would be really anoying
The insults should be written on it
Damm I just commented that but you got there first man, brilliant idea btw
Flashback to etho doing that prank
@@saminnes1227 I just thougth, what is the most annoying thing on the hermitcraft server: "Shade E-E's"
@@piotrskalski1477 you are an even bigger genius :o
Of course, since you have no way to reset the combination lock from inside the house and no way to shut off the noisemakers from the inside if you did, anyone could just walk right in after you or memorize your combination while you were home. Apart from that, this looks like my kind of house!
Mumbo: "I’m a quite peaceful person! I wouldn’t even hurt that guy"
"What about wadering tra-"
Mumbo: *""THEY SHALL NOT BE CONSIDERED SOMEONE,* or something, for that matter
We all agree we always hurt and kill wandering trader. Because most of the time wandering trader is useless. It not worth it if you trade with wandering trader.
I know that what I thought
Who is "wadering tra-"??
You mean 2 free leads?
they are nothing
Imagine you're vibing in this house and someone changes the combonation lock
Imagine logging off of the world only to come back months later to discover you're perma trapped in cobwebs
*Combination
@@gusreynolds7855 bruh not gonna edit it tho
safe house backfired
“I’m not an aggressive guy, I wouldn’t even hurt anything”
Grian: “Kill me”
Mumbo: “OH GLADLY”
Let’s be honest, Grian is always an exception
LOL
4:34 if instead of the constant sounds coming from the red stone contraption, someone could have a way worse time with a loud chirp from a note block that plays every 10 seconds. Sounds like a smoke detector with low batteries.
One addition that would be fun to see and make the safe house even more difficult is a set of mazes stacked into multiple floors, or maybe even a 3D maze that can drop the player into earlier parts of the maze.
Yeah but wouldn't you stick to the roof with honey blocks or have to use leaves for the floor for some levels? Also that sounds like a lot of work and confusion
you could just use a bit of RS to make someone have to complete the maze an arbitrary number of times, going back and forth ... or have a maze that changes when you are in it...
A maze, that at the end drops you into a copy of the maze, rinse and repeat 5 or 6 or 100 times, the person will either get lost or quit
Kinda like the Magic Wand maze done by CaptainSparklez, eh?
And on top of the honey blocks there could be cobwebs to make it mega slow
Mumbo should collaborate with grian or another hermitcraft member on these safe house videos, at the end asking them to try and break in.
yes i feel that way every time I watch
They did something similar a while ago but it was more of just an anti house instead of a defensive house
@@Skeletron2605 can you share the link
Yes!
Mumbo saying he is a peaceful guy, mumbo also killing wandering traders and saying it’s satisfying
Everyone has a method of getting catharsis...
is he wrong though?
Can u blame him
🤣
That’s normal
I wish not getting able to break blocks were an option for a beacon effect. It would make sure like this even cooler.
You might be able to use a pet guardian for that. Just make sure your builds are TNT proof.
Mumbo: “I’m not an aggressive guy”
*insert clip of countless amounts of wandering traders being brutally murdered*
They know what they did.
Tango
with his head collection:....Ugh
can we talk about your icon?
@@unknownbraincell5590
pretty... well... ugh... C U R S E D
@@unknownbraincell5590 you dare question Lord Voldi-bean? 😦
Mumbo should make this into a hermit challenge. Everyone has to make their own version safehouse and the other participants have to try and figure it out.
except it is literally impossible to get inside of this safe house without breaking or placing any blocks (or using elytra) because you fall inside eternal cobweb hell
Yes Ok 👍 🏈🏹⚾️🏹🏸🏸🏹🏏
@@NotASpyReally and the other points
Wouldn’t that be a inverse escape room? A puzzle house?
Awsome idea
Alternate title: British man forces people through a sticky tunnel while insulting them
Do you know how bad that sounds
I made it 51
@@adamharrismohdfadly3032 what
The likes will not be perfect
@@adamharrismohdfadly3032 the likes will be
" _Horrendously horredously_ slow, _super super_ slow, _ridiculously ridiculously-_ I'm going to _stop stop_ that"
JUMBO, Mumbo -2021
“I’m not an aggressive guy.”
Kills every wandering trader he comes across.
That’s weird?
"ah another wandering trader, alright I'm getting my ravagers."
FREE LEADS AM I RITE
Hey they deserved it
Yeah but who doesn’t
Mumbo: I am a very peaceful person
Also Mumbo: kills Grian without hesitation
Bruh he said ''pls killed me i need head''
@@neverposto390 Well sorta
Grian simply said "Kill me"
And then Mumbo didn't hesitate
If you were Mumbo, would you hesitate?
@@LadyVineXIII Absolutely
not
@@whillgaming24 HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Love the idea, though I think the soundmaker should be started a fourth of the way through the maze instead of the combination lock being wrong. That way you can lock up your house without annoying your neighbors.
Something tells me he's not gonna have neighbors 😆
neighbors need to be nerfed
Something tells me that he doesn't want neighbors.
He plays hermitcraft and people will not be his neighbors
In the maze you should have put droppers full of the turtle master potions along with blindness and nausea, along with custom mining fatigue of course. Pure agony.
For some reason the title made me think would be like the most dangerous explosive unsafe house ever 😂
same
Lol
Medic gaming
@@guyman8569 no u
Bot
In my opinion, the "intruder" should have been splashed with a potion of slowness at the end to make his journey to the pit of sorrow even slower and painful. Plus that means more time to read the insults
YES
Does slowness have the same effect as slowfalling?
Max mining fatigue too
Turtle master
Both slow falling and slowness combined would be utter hell
Mumbo: I don’t like hurting anything
Wandering Trader:
lol true
I like them, free leads
lol true that
Wandering Traders deserve pain, i don't care if they traveled the world.
The first thing that came to mind when I heard that
Daft but insanely brilliant. Not clickbait, it IS peaceful, just a little passive aggressive :3
“I don’t like hurting anyone.”
Makes a massive mob farm.
He should have grain test them
He is hurting they because they will lose hearts from straving
@@CaptComical Then simply report them. "It's quite simple actually!" 😅
*TH-cam is getting real comfortable with these Quadruple 15 second no skip ads*
I actauly had triple unskippable ads once
The anti vape ads tend to be unskippable so like I have gotten a 45 second unskippable anti vaping ad
Same bro I just got three adds at the same time
@@BagilicousG I hate those soo much!
15 seconds? All i got is 30 seconds ads all is unskippable and always more than 3
Mumbo: I don't like to hurt anything, not even this guy **looks at sheep**
Also Mumbo: **Kills the entire cow population in HermitCraft multiple times**
Sheep ≠ cows
@@johndoyle3673 YEAAAAAAAAAAA
I can't like this comment, it's at 69 likes.
@@coolroy_25 im mad that people ruined it
@@keremti72 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mumbo:
I don’t like killing things, I’m just not aggressive.
Wandering Trader:
Enters the chat.
Mumbo:
Exceptions can be made
Imagine being the mailman of this house
mailboxes exist but ok
@@nuklearxx9907
He didnt make one right??
@@nuklearxx9907 Amazon
1 - punch the closest tree
2 - make logs into planks
3 - make a crafting table
4 - make a pickaxe
5 - destroy a block blocking the straight path to a house
6 - go in
if i was a mailman i would replace his letters with his own insults
The poor person living in the house, having to listen to bells all day
Right? The alarm should only be activated by a pressure plate just inside the maze - unless the combination is set correctly.
Also the title : peaceful
@@ThrashNeon oh yeah good idea
@@ahmednuman5077 yup
It is an alarm so the player in the house knows that some one is trying to get in and can use the emergency escape
"I am not a aggressive guy"-said the man who wiped out the whole population of cows In hermitcraft.
Wasn't that grian
@@munksterrr7845 I think its a collective task.
I love how easy it is to break in when in survival, though it is more of a challenge for adventure. Now only issues are lack of a defense mechanism - one that stops the player from walking in , because enderpearls can still be used in the cobwebs - a way to get out without keeping the code right, nor having the alarm system active to avoid lag and noise; and that the noise machine becomes useless when block audio is disabled.
“I don’t like hurting anything” Precedes to switch to the video of Mumbo building a chicken slaughter machine and saying, “It is simple, everyone should have one”
chickens don't count, they are too delicious 😭😭😭
@ *TRUE*
*destroys eardrums*
*smallishbeans is typing...*
@ i disagree
The insults and compliments should have been stained grey glass panes to blend into their inventory! 🤣😉
Etho is proud of you
underrated comment
@@nicolasj.1116 this video just came out today
(also not to be a smartass but it should only drop one, otherwise they'd stack)
Yes
Mumbo: "Im not an aggressive guy"
Me: See's wandering trader 10:43, and next scene... no wandering trader
Am I blind or why do I not see any wandering trader
@@paulreuter3238 look at the bottom
He wandered into his grave. Mumbles didn’t hurt him! :,D
HA ya
@@halex4597 look down
you should have made a sneaky tripwire detector so that the bridge opens as you drop down. that way people think they are done with the maze, the noise and all the bs, and they lose heart as they realize it was not even the worst yet.
something more evil would've been to create a contraption that brings the intruder back to the top of the cobweb hole and makes them go down again
this is the evil contraption of twisted mind
But how do you close the entrence behind yourself?
what dangerous ideas...
YES!
H o w ?
I love how he calls it “peaceful” and not “harmless” so the noise machine fits the description.
I would call a noise machine the exact opposite of peaceful
LOL
@@tiagobelo4965 true
"I'm not a very aggressive guy, y'know, I don"t like hurting anything"
And so Peace Love and Plants was born
Undertale pecofist be like
sorry to ruin the moment but At 10:44 there is a llama, at 11:31 there is leather
@@Uwf7 uh oh
@@Uwf7 maybe it was another creature or a frustrated player.... 🤔 It couldn't possibly be our peaceful guy 🤔😇🤪
peace, love, and _no pants_
All that's missing is some kind of minecart system that brings an elder guardian close to the house when the alarm is tripped so players get mining fatigue 3. Then intruders really can't break the cobwebs!
I can just turn on the security system while you’re in the house lol
Thats so cruel.. but sounds like a good prank
@@RealMiia isnt the point of the house to be cruel kekw
HI wHAT IS YOUR PFP OF?????
sorry caps lock was stuck
The secret exit though...
Remember to put an ender guardian somewhere nearby, put cobwebs on the honey blocks, and make the walls obsidian, which, when combined with the mining fatigue, takes an eternity to mine.
Including for the house occupant?
With a guardian jumpscare which is also good
presureplate!
dont forget dispensers that occasionally dispense slowness on the maze part and slow falling at the cobwebs
mumbo : i dont like hurting things
also mumbo : starving his base to death in s7
at this point grian has adopted it
I would have this house in my world, invite my friends over but keep the house locked,they can talk the insults and the painfully slow maze as well as the cobwebs
The pickaxes in their inventory:🗿
This is HermitCraft Season 8 safe house.
Underrated comment
LMAO-
Lol
Yes but no
Well well well what do we have now
‘I made an apocalypse safehouse!’
Media: ‘That’s too violent!’
Mumbo: ‘I made a peaceful safehouse that is more painful to the person playing than the actual character.’
Media: ‘I’ll allow it.’
Guy who never gave you up
Guy who never run around and desert you
Wait, how is it already so liked?
The most harmful “harmless” contraption would be a lag machine
I really wish their was a block that is identical to obsidian (mining time, requires a diamond or netherrite pick to get, doesn't need silk touch, and can't be blown up) but was pushable by pistons. Think about how amazing piston doors would be if you couldn't mine through it as easily
"I wouldn't hurt anyone" says the man with a farm powered by fear, that burns the beings created to protect those in fear alive for their iron.
i never thought of iron farms like that...
oh the irony
@@darkness74185 that pun was fire
Damn
@@valentine9224 I heard of an iron golem escaping from a farm once, but it was so traumatized they had to take it to the ...metal asylum. I admit the system is a bit brutal and got some quirks you'd want to iron out...but it's either that ore mining. ..... I won't apologize :P
People who play without sound: I don’t have such weaknesses
People who play without sound or eyes: *MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING*
@@1ronic127 yeah lol
People who don't play:
@@Tmask1
People With a pickaxe:
*Signature look of superiority*
A base that causes emotional pain instead of block character pain.
I think that is worse
"Dad, why is my sister's name Rose?"
"Because your mother loves roses."
"Oh ok. Thanks dad."
"No problem 4:30."
**sees video**
"This is exactly what I needed now my friend won't bother me anymore"
**friend proceeds to intentionally trigger alarm when I'm in base to give me hell**
If you want to fix that just make the bells activate with a tripwire in the maze
turn of audio?
redstone difficulty to most people: piloting a plane without training
redstone difficulty to Mumbo: playing with a kid’s toy
To be fair, anyone could pilot a plane without training. The hard part is landing it.
@@wildfire8207 true
@@wildfire8207 what if they crash the plane instead
@@theguywithoutabrain that's just the result of most people doing redstone
To be fair minecraft is a game designed for kids
Skeppy: insane with admin powers
Grian: insane at building
MumboJumbo: I place the red powder and it does shit ok
That's not mumbo that's us noobs who don't know how to use redstone complex
And the red powder is the most complex of all
@@yvonneohara2792 uh we know?
@@yvonneohara2792 woooosh
@@yvonneohara2792 r/woosh
For anyone that liked Mumbo’s cobweb drop I have an idea for you:
Make an area to catch the invaders in water at the bottom (maybe surround it with obsidian so it can’t break easily) and there you can stare at them through some glass and make fun of them;)
"I'm not an aggressive guy, I wouldn't even hurt anything"
*Looks at pigman farm*
Mumbo: “sheep ruined my clip”
Violent Mumbo Noises
Also Mumbo: “I wouldn’t hurt that guy”
Me, with a pair of shears and some earplugs: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you*
wow no shit sherlock. im just gonna ctrl + v this comment to every moron that says this
How bout some good ol fire
@@IdkDiegoiguess geez, chill. Just making a joke.
@@jamesleviathan8865 not allowed sorry
TNT makes short work of virtually anything
One day Mumbo Jumbo will rob a bank and no one will ever find his safehouse
of course they will, then the second one, and the third... and the 48th... and the 512th...
@@coreytaggart128 Exibit A - Season 6 turf war. "Bananas, Bananas, Bananas"
Next episode- meeting with docm77- "WHATS THE DEAL WITH BANANAS" lol
Oh they will find it. They just won’t to deal with it.
They will, but they're just gonna stand outside and say: "Man, I'm really not into entering there. Let's call it a day."
"I'm not a very aggressive guy, I don't like hurting anything." Me just thinking about the time the sheep interrupted him talking and pushed him so mumbo killed the sheep
So you’ve never killed a sheep in Minecraft?
Uhm mumbo, when u go in the base u need te correct “password”. But once you are inside all the “less friendly neighbors” could easely follow u and murder you in your sleep. Like the base btw!
Also even if you lock it, your safe house would be torture because of the bells
12:52
I mean, to be completely fair, I clicked on the video because at first glance of the thumbnail I thought it was a cpu socket. Upon realizing it was Minecraft, I had to know what mumbo was up to. So the glass roof was a good call
This isn’t a safe house it’s a large scale torture device.
Then what house is it?
@@minecraft_lover3190 a torture room
.... with a house in the middle
Imagine trying to get in drunk...
Not even the most depraved of tyrants would want to use this on a hated enemy
“I don’t like hurting anything” *sees wandering trader*
next scene: wandering trader isn't there and you got 2 leads in your inventory
Mumbo is mean, the trader was just thinking about stuff!
@@PassWiseP1 and there was some leather on the ground🤣🤣
The wondering trader wonders why mumbo kills him
The maze should change so it’s an infinite loop once you’re inside.
YES
no what mumbo did was better. Your just going for plain insanity but mumbo went for false sense of hope and then insanity
@@Dnno4563 lets combine these ideas! Maze always changes, but it still has an exit.
WAHAHAHAHA!
@@mrsheppard449 but then they would think its infinite if the paths changed all the time
@@Dnno4563 yep, but somewhen they will pass the maze ... and fall down
Whenever mumbo says just a little bit of red stone you know you’re in for a treat
"I'm not a very aggressive guy"
**coughs in finding the most efficient method to slaughter wildlife**
The "you can't dance as well as you think you can" insult is especially mean if they don't think they can dance.
I can't dance
"I'm not an aggressive guy, I dont like hurting anything."
*Insert clips of mumbo murdering innocent animals here.*
Mumbo: It’s really quite simple
Me: Can barely make a piston door that can’t even shut all the way
Who else watches this and doesn’t know anything he says about the red stone but you love what happens at the end
Me
Me I also dont understand MUMBO but I still love his VIDS
Me
facts
Yes
Only problem is that people can flick a switch outside your house and you get that noise machine going off while you’re trying to do something...
Thus inflicting your own torture machine on you. They walk away, dusting off their hands.
Yeah also if your inside the door is open. So it only protects your stuff while your away, it doesn't protect you. There should definitely be a button to turn off everything and close the door inside the home. Also if someone looks at the combination while its off, it shows the right combination. So it should move a couple more times after you put in the combo. I feel like it would have been better to just do a key lock door and bells start with a trip wire in maze.
if you're inside the right code is also revealed in plain sight
even worse, you are just going in, and someone changes the combo, so you are halfway on your normal path, but the start is blocked off, and the end is a drop into cobwebs.. haha
That’s what I was thinking
Mumbo: "I would not hurt ANYONE"
Meanwhile the Wandering Trader: "HMMMM"
Imagine stealing a comment
@@shrekkydevito1822 ???
Instead of having insults in the droppers, he should have had light grey stained glass pains all named different things so they wouldn't stack
In case honey blocks are too quick to travel you can also fill the maze with cobwebs
Note this might make movement more painful than the noise machine
"I'm not a very aggressive guy." - Mumbo 2021
Hermitcraft season 8:
I'm crushing Grian so I can steal his soul
if it's not on the stats it doesn't count
but is killing grian really being an agressive guy lol
i cant be the only one who wants to watch someone trying to beat the safe house XD
it would be easy
@@AlejandroHermano No. I bet the poor soul would rage quit way before they finished this. Like Mumbo intended.
I NOMINATE GRIAN
@@proudamerican183 they could just break the glass
@@stephenfontanilla that's cheating.. this is based on the hermitcraft's dependency of trust.
Mumbo during any "simple" redstone contraption:
*It sounds complicated but it isnt*
Mumbo: “I don’t like hurting people physically”
*I like hurting them mentally*