"The earth is like the baby bear of the solar system" that's really funny because the place the earth is in the solar system is called the goldilocks zone
“These are all the places that no one cares about anyway. It’s like the middle of the state of Florida” As someone who lives near Tampa, I can confirm that no one cares about this part of Florida.
This is actually a depressing story about a Dad whose fallen into low confidence and depression after divorcing, his son tried to help him, but the dad's cocaine adiction destroyed both Frick this is so sad
For some reason in my imagination The Sun got divorced, and his daughter Earth was like "It's OK Daddy, I'll be your new Wife!" and things go downhill from there. It makes it so much worse, yet somehow more amazing. Grey what have you done to me.
@@Lyvasiliy 1: That's not a woooosh. 2: Stop using subreddits on youtube. subreddits belong on reddit. keep them there. they're only funny when they're on reddit, if you use them on youtube they're completely out of place. they don't belong here.
The best thing about Gray, is that no matter how much the title seems like an exaggeration, unlike other youtubers he's actually doing what he says in the title.
Who the hell is Gery? Is that the Mirror version of Gray, where he tries to save lives instead of ruining them? Where, instead of being a Floridaman, instead he's a Texan?
They know Gray would spend all his time in the space capsule flicking switches and knobs to see what happens, getting bored, then wandering out wondering why everything's on fire.
"It doesn't even look like a sun anymore, it just looks like a really pathetic Jupiter." 8:37 "Ok I don't know what happened..." Something *beautiful* Grey... something *BEAUTIFUL*
Gray: The Sun will want to turn into a black hole after retiring after the divorce because thats what the Sun will do Me: Gray the Sun will turn into a white core its not even big enough to supernova So I'm a nerd. Sue me. *_oh shoot _**_-i think i plagiarized from a novel-_*
I remember one time ZeRoyalViking tried this, with normal "realistic mode" still on. ...it went about as you'd expect, although we _did_ get an awesome triple-planet system of Earth and Venus orbiting each _other_ , while Mars orbited both of THEM like a giant moon. Good times! Then everything changed, when the Jupiter Nation attacked.
Found you about two days ago, freaking hilarious. Also, I actually wonder how many times the universe has attempted such antics, and the results have morphed to us today. ✌️😁
Gray i love your entertaining vids because, your comments are funny like " OH SWEET BEBY JESUS' and the way you play games is hilarious (: Plus your editing is AMAZING.
Hey Gray! I have an idea fro a video. I thought that you could try a Sims 4 challenge to see how long it takes to fill up an entire house with rotting food!
You should put two black holes equal distance from each other between two Saturn’s or other planets. Then watch them collide together as they struggle to decide which black hole to go to.
I love the lesson these videos have taught me: "What happens if we change *anything* about the earth's relationship to *anything* else?" Answer: "We die! Sometimes horribly. Sometimes humorously. What doesn't change, is we are the sea monkey atrium of the solar system."
Point of order: You don't have to increase the mass of the sun in tune with the radius if you just want to keep the orbits of everything the same. Except in very specific cases, you tend to think of solar bodies as point masses anyways.
Apologies if it's been pointed out before, but when a planet or whatever gets ripped apart from being too close to something with a lot of gravity, "tidal forces" are the cause (at least partly) from what I recall. Basically when gravity gets stronger, the same forces that cause the ocean tides start to crunch and smash the rock of the planet too, and then Florida Man's beer loses its chill, shortly before he does. I mention it because this has happened a lot in these videos, and I thought you might want to know what to call it. (Or maybe you know and are just going for the humor - carry one if so. ;) )
Gray: this is the game where you keep adding 0s until something breaks. Me: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000- *TH-cam comment section breaks*
Gray, the problem you’re running into is tidal forces. With tiny, low mass things, the closer you get, the bigger the difference in force between the nearest and furthest points. Where that mass is high enough, the forces shred things. That’s why high mass black holes stretch you to infinity while low mass black holes tear you apart before you even get to the event horizon.
Gray please never stop playing this game ... I get a healthy dose of laughter every time you play it. Can't wait for the next one. You always manage to destroy the earth ... somehow ... lol. Even when you don't touch the earth it still ends up exploding.
I love how gray calculates stuff with budlight and dishwashers pulled from the lake
Just as Florida intended.
you say this like it is not normal.
@@Carla-xx3ju no it's the GRAY unit
10000 beer bottles is 62500 inches, the sun is 54.764 billion inches. Gray needs more beer but Florida has all of it
Lol ik right
"Imagine waking up one day and all your zeros are gone."
Now that's quality content.
I don't want to go!!
He said that as I was reading this comment
Infinite Multiverse NO!! NOT MY ZEROOOSS!!!!
@@jack_leinen 🤣
Infinite Multiverse lol
"The earth is like the baby bear of the solar system" that's really funny because the place the earth is in the solar system is called the goldilocks zone
Lol, I love this.
WRITE THAT DOWN!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!
Mmmmmm.... Knowledge.
Thankyou.
I cant BEAR the knowlege!
Lmao
7:22 “Jesus gray leave me with something” I’m dying
"Gray's never ending quest of killing Florida man continues"
1 minute ago
and beating up Africa.
Wouldn’t that be suicide?
The Arcane Two
Aaaahhhh...the great Florida Man! All hail the Florida Man. He’s almost as great as Alaska Man!
Don't forget the Africans
Scientists: “it’s impossible to destroy matter completely”
Gray: “hold my Florida”
his name isn't gary
@@leyspun you're right, his name is yarg
Why is your name adolf hitler but have some pink anime thing as picture
It still doesnt explain why you put adolf hitler in all caps.
Lol
cat moonster I find your bio a bit funny “respect everyone” *a month later* “I dislike your name”
“These are all the places that no one cares about anyway. It’s like the middle of the state of Florida”
As someone who lives near Tampa, I can confirm that no one cares about this part of Florida.
As a Californian I share this feeling
Uh......go Bucs?
I live in Miami, so uh yeah this place is boring af
Being in Las Vegas, I can confirm no one cares about the center of Nevada. It basically doesn't exist
Ole miss Terry so same man
I love how casual he is when he destroys the earth, like at the end:
Gray: Casually Saying "Oh well, eh"
**As he destroys the earth to dust**
When the Sun is smaller than Florida Man...
Florida Man Throws Alligator At Sun, says “It was annoying me”
Is this an SCP-682 reference Edit: Ayy ty for 17 likes
Uh....the Sun or the Alligator?
can scp-999 turn into the sun
Marcus Lau that would be illogical, although, I find it acceptable to the reputation of the Florida Men, and I am sure Gray would agree.
Alligator be like: *alligator screams*
This is actually a depressing story about a Dad whose fallen into low confidence and depression after divorcing, his son tried to help him, but the dad's cocaine adiction destroyed both
Frick this is so sad
That’s why we call him “Florida-Man”.
And then he got so pissed his son was bigger than him he blew them both up
For some reason in my imagination The Sun got divorced, and his daughter Earth was like "It's OK Daddy, I'll be your new Wife!" and things go downhill from there. It makes it so much worse, yet somehow more amazing. Grey what have you done to me.
@@Pizza7478 all I can hear is the song “I’m my own grandpa”
3:55 "Just accept the green"
Now thats how u start a protest for legalization.
wait.
don't tell me.
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stgs
no
When you said the sun looked like a really pathetic Jupiter, I was dying.
@@CardCrook r\woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
@@Lyvasiliy 1: That's not a woooosh.
2: Stop using subreddits on youtube. subreddits belong on reddit. keep them there. they're only funny when they're on reddit, if you use them on youtube they're completely out of place. they don't belong here.
@@Lyvasiliy r/thisisnotredditgetthefuckout
@Delsg 27
I said the sun. Not the earth.
When people say "God created the universe in 7 days".... I imagine this kind of stuff
That's how I remember it....yep.... Lots of beer cans formed into the sun, but much SMALLER. Just.... FLORIDA MAN CREATION, BEER FOR ALL.
By God made the universe in 6 days it means whatever 6 days is to God
7th is rest
This is God test run while he was drunk
@@worldissues8683 And then he made Florida man
"It's like King Arthur and the sword in the Stone, but a lot more drunk"
Aliens visiting Earth: Where is Earth?
Gray: Gone. Reduced to atoms.
Aliens: Ah. Okay. Makes sense...
69 likes nice
Epic endgame joke
"I used the Earth to destroy the Earth."
@@johnadler6987 Ah, okay. makes sense....that's why she left me.
9:58, scariest “rookie numbers” moment ever
"10000 bottles of Bud Light."
So you mean like an average afternoon in Florida?
Or morning, you know how it goes
Pretty much, although I don't live there, from the news, apparently so.
I believe that is correct.
Heck yeah brother
Those are rookie numbers
1:07 “I wonder how close the Earth has to be to actually, y’know, NOT turn into a block of ice?”
b l o c k of ice..
and we thought the world was flat
I thought the earth was the moon.
@@genericIRentity15 bruh lol
@@genericIRentity15 bruh lol
@@genericIRentity15 really?
@@genericIRentity15 really?
I lose braincells everytime I watch ur videos like this is a drug 😂
Same
Same
same
Ironic how Gray is obviously a smart guy yet we lose our braincells watching his vids. I love it!
i lose braincells when people say they lose braincells but they still type it because if you lost braincells you wouldnt to be able to fini
I like to think that G years stands for Gray years. You know, the years he's God and turns things to hell.
Pure Demon it stands for billion I think.
@@progect3548 G stands for Galactic. Galactic Years.
It can also mean gray years. It fits.
The best thing about Gray, is that no matter how much the title seems like an exaggeration, unlike other youtubers he's actually doing what he says in the title.
Yup
That is why I respect him... he respects us back.
The Sun can go down to 3 km before turning to a black hole.
The 3 km limit only applies if the mass stays the same. If the Sun’s mass is decreased, it can get smaller.
@@mathcookie8224ok
Gray, where is the earth?
Gray: gone, reduced to atoms.
Gray: *Makes something big*
That thing: Aw that's hot. Aw that's hot
“Glowing Semi translucent ball Of Thanos death”
Me: * dies of laughter almost chokes*
Timestamp?
@@philippeleprohon4823 8:28 - 8:34
Gray: "alright"
*my day gets infinity times better*😂🖤
200,000?
THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS
@@FKProds yeah it improved mine by 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better
2 duotrigintillion
When Gray says, “Welcome,” I know that something bad will indeed happen.
“And everyone is being baked”
*BESIDES FLORIDA MAN*
"Universe Sandbox 2 is about adding more zeros until something breaks."
More like Universe Sandbox 2 is a about beating up Africa with meteors. XD
:D :D
All the meteors have a disease.
Is that how you truly bless the rains in Africa, by decimating it's land mass and people? If so, count me in!
Gery liked the sun, and he wanted to keep it. So he put a ring on it.
Who the hell is Gery? Is that the Mirror version of Gray, where he tries to save lives instead of ruining them? Where, instead of being a Floridaman, instead he's a Texan?
Gray: You okay there, Earth?
You know Gray did something bad when even HE'S asking Earth if it's okay! 😨😱😵
Don't worry comrade, we're all safe in the hands of Gray
XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣
gray is basically god
@@ellitt1148 you sure, bud?
“I don’t care how many times I’ve gotta hit this goddamn button..”
😂🤣🤣😂
Idk how Gray doesn’t have a job at NASA
They know he'd spend too much time designing a rocket to destroy Africa and Florida Man.
They fear his power and are intimidated by his genius
They know Gray would spend all his time in the space capsule flicking switches and knobs to see what happens, getting bored, then wandering out wondering why everything's on fire.
He would be refused the job for health and safety reasons, mainly their own.
If Gray end up having job in Nasa, all this sht he does with Earth may come true, so phuk that :D
"It doesn't even look like a sun anymore, it just looks like a really pathetic Jupiter."
8:37 "Ok I don't know what happened..."
Something *beautiful* Grey... something *BEAUTIFUL*
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
GrayStillPlays: Let's make people freeze to death in Florida by creating a 1 mm sun
If you want to freeze to death come up to the other peninsulas Michigan. We got some great blizzards
Hes awesome!
r/uselessnobody
@@CaptainPhantom6 Michigan is wonderful in roasting you than freezing you. We michiganders laugh at the pitiful floridans.
what is the song at 4:30
"Imagine waking up one day and all your zeroes are gone."
Oh dear god no.
I want to answer the best sun question here.
Capri-Sun.
Da da duuuu
The "home improvement" sound at 3:03 is a huge throw back
Universe Sandbox got me into watching Gray. I audibly gasped in excitement.
Gray: The Sun will want to turn into a black hole after retiring after the divorce because thats what the Sun will do
Me: Gray the Sun will turn into a white core its not even big enough to supernova
So I'm a nerd. Sue me.
*_oh shoot _**_-i think i plagiarized from a novel-_*
a pale husk of the sun it once was
If you shrink a star small enough, it'll turn into a black hole, it doesn't need to supernova. A pair of car keys can turn into a black hole!
@@utsuhoreiuji9850 wait it can-
i want to try it
join me and we will create a black hole
You should make Australia man vs Flordia man.
LazarBeam vs Tfue
Add Africa Man.
lol go Australia
Florida is the American Australia
So Gray is the equivalent to extinction events, except, every 12 minutes.
When you think about gray at night
You won’t sleep
lol
I pray that he doesn’t gain control of the universe every day.
@@channelnamehere-2486 I pray that he does
I sleep during the day. Because I know that when it rises and I can see it, gray isn't messing with it yet.
@@channelnamehere-2486 I hope he does. At least things would be just done with instead of the current guy in charge. That guy's a sadistic asshole.
"The Sun after the divorce"
this alone is worth comin back here
This man gets paid to just break games. He is living the dreams of many.
Well be is also killing some people by making them laugh to death
I'M WITH HIM, WHO ALSO IS?
He gets free steam keys from Devs to crash test them.
The more I watch Gray's videos, the more i'm convinced that he is capable to create ptsd in any game he plays.
gray, make a solar system where the earth is in control to give florida man ultimate power
I feel it, like have everything orbit the earth?
Middle ages approved your message
I remember one time ZeRoyalViking tried this, with normal "realistic mode" still on.
...it went about as you'd expect, although we _did_ get an awesome triple-planet system of Earth and Venus orbiting each _other_ , while Mars orbited both of THEM like a giant moon. Good times!
Then everything changed, when the Jupiter Nation attacked.
Gray is the only person that can make a sad family story out of planets
I like how in 4:08 the orbital parent says “The sun...still”
Found you about two days ago, freaking hilarious.
Also, I actually wonder how many times the universe has attempted such antics, and the results have morphed to us today. ✌️😁
Gray: The sun is beginning to cool off but that’s ok...
Me: MORE ZEROS DAMN IT
Everything's better with mroe zeroes
Except my punishments list
“This sad pathetic broken son”
Sounds like my family when I’m not in the room
I may have broke the speed barrier when I clicked 🤷♂️
@sO gUyS wE dId It no u
@sO gUyS wE dId It well he/she said speed barrier so it is probably light (or any other massless particle)
@@macaroon_nuggets8008 yea... That
Congrats Grey, you’ve just disproven Gallileo! Now the Sun orbits the Earth!
"The earth is like little bear, it's always either too cold or hot" that's why they call it the goldilocks zone Gray
11:22 Grey, you are such a good person.
Somewhere on that hot glowing earth two stigs are calling out:
“Gray! Have you abandoned us!”
yes! more father son bonding. over crashes destruction and sadness
Hey I’ve been watching you for a while now and you’re truly my favorite youtuber! You’re so funny, keep at it!
12:38 when one strange particle decides to touch one air molecule of the earth
Strange quark matter is one hell of a drug...
Gray i love your entertaining vids because, your comments are funny like " OH SWEET BEBY JESUS' and the way you play games is hilarious (: Plus your editing is AMAZING.
Finally someone else appreciates the editing
6:13 thats the funniest moment of universe sandbox i ever seen 😂😂😂
Grey, make a city state game where you try to make Canada by only choosing the nicest laws and being as kind (as grey can get) to the citizens.
The first song is called “hij komt, hij komt, de lieve goede Sint” a Dutch folklore song about Saint Nicholas.
Me: Im going to do my homework and wash the dishes
Me when gray uploads: meh I can do it later
Top 5 Things Notorious To This Channel:
1. Florida Man
2. Making Things Smaller
3. Random Names for Things
4. *zeroes*
5. Harassing The Earth
Hey Gray! I have an idea fro a video. I thought that you could try a Sims 4 challenge to see how long it takes to fill up an entire house with rotting food!
Like 5 minutes lol
Very true
But how long would it take for the Ultimate Sims Team to perish from the food?
Grays the only youtuber who consitsantly finds new games and uploads every day, keep up the amazing work man. I'm one of your biggest fans
Sims4 but the bottom floor hallways are just pools. Oh and its a maze.
You should put two black holes equal distance from each other between two Saturn’s or other planets. Then watch them collide together as they struggle to decide which black hole to go to.
Gray’s videos are like drugs to me😂💀
This was absolutely beautiful. Keep up the great content Gray. An inspiration to be better at making videos. Thanks for the videos and hilarity.
Earth: ah yes, a good day in the univers- OH CRAP ITS GRAY, LET ME ROTATE FASTER DAMNIT
I love the lesson these videos have taught me: "What happens if we change *anything* about the earth's relationship to *anything* else?"
Answer: "We die! Sometimes horribly. Sometimes humorously. What doesn't change, is we are the sea monkey atrium of the solar system."
If the sun got a divoce, who the hell was he married to
He was married to Gray...
some other star
The moon
Seriously the commentary of this is genius. I weep tears of joy
I want to see a Gray Goose soon, please 😂
Point of order: You don't have to increase the mass of the sun in tune with the radius if you just want to keep the orbits of everything the same. Except in very specific cases, you tend to think of solar bodies as point masses anyways.
8:09 thats a sub-brown darf
I love how we unlock more lore of the sun every minute by it's name
I want to get this “game” because of this channel.
2:38 Don't forget the core of the earth
“Australia is good”
Oh thank god, hopefully it ended the emus
Cool! We experience all seasons everyday!
Universe: help me 😭
Gray: perfect were doing a good job guys
I've gone too long without ever watching your videos. They are magical.
Yeah, I'll come back when the comments are better
Are you back
Give him time. He’ll rejoin us when he’s ready
12:59 when you see The Earth spining upside down, you know you have screwed things up
At that point the sun would start revolving around earth
Apologies if it's been pointed out before, but when a planet or whatever gets ripped apart from being too close to something with a lot of gravity, "tidal forces" are the cause (at least partly) from what I recall. Basically when gravity gets stronger, the same forces that cause the ocean tides start to crunch and smash the rock of the planet too, and then Florida Man's beer loses its chill, shortly before he does. I mention it because this has happened a lot in these videos, and I thought you might want to know what to call it. (Or maybe you know and are just going for the humor - carry one if so. ;) )
Next time he should use “sHaRkS wiTH FriCKeN laZZaR beEmS”
*Cough* where are you my Austin powers fans
*Next stop: We merge Venus and Uranus together, and leave Pluto to watch the view.*
Gray: this is the game where you keep adding 0s until something breaks.
Me: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000- *TH-cam comment section breaks*
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Gray: what’s the best type of sun? Big sun, small sun, divorced sun, or sun goku
Me: how about sun after Starbucks
What if a space ship was just exploring and then it ran over the sun what would happen because they can’t see a 1mm sun
The captain will notice a 1mm hole in the ship's motor and then the fuel tank explodes
You'll see the intense literally blinding light thats melting everything for miles.
@@robertharris6092 or that😅
So cool! At 0:23 you can see the star 2013 FY27 which my great uncle owns the rights to!
I will edit this in 51 min. To say happy new year, as we now live on new earth.
Edit: it’s time.... happy new year according to small sun!!!!
Gray, the problem you’re running into is tidal forces. With tiny, low mass things, the closer you get, the bigger the difference in force between the nearest and furthest points. Where that mass is high enough, the forces shred things. That’s why high mass black holes stretch you to infinity while low mass black holes tear you apart before you even get to the event horizon.
last time i was this early, i had my zeros.
Gray please never stop playing this game ... I get a healthy dose of laughter every time you play it. Can't wait for the next one. You always manage to destroy the earth ... somehow ... lol. Even when you don't touch the earth it still ends up exploding.
Losing a lot of zeros would be good for my grade....
Heh
8:33 my secret favourite t h a n o s
"This glowing semi-transluscent ball of thanos death"
Ah yes. My favorite sun