hope you're all enjoying your weekend! last chance to ask questions for tomorrows ask wolf EDIT: streaming on liveraise at 6pm PST www.liveraise.com/channel/567316?ref=1055067 prob unboxing some po box stuff and more :D
As someone who is “gifted or very advanced” on the Stanford-Binet intelligence scale, apparently tested as one of the highest in HK’s Cambridge flyers test, has Asperger’s Syndrome, ADHD, and mild dyslexia, I can confirm that is (probably) true lol
Best response I ever gave to another girl in school: "I'm ugly? Alright if you say so, but at least *I'M* not on first name terms with the staff at the abortion clinic."
There was this one where it was like “Where are u?” “My bed.” “What are u doing?” “Eating cereal.” “What would u do if I was next to u?” “Eat my cereal.” “I mean, if I was next to u in bed.” “..eat my cereal?” “Lol. I mean if the cereal wasn’t there.” “Get out of bed and go get some cereal.”
When she said "What kind of person goes out at 3 AM?" it reminded me of when Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants said "Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?" and Patrick Star wakes up and says "Oh BOY 3AM *chomp* nom nom nom" LOL
Or you could say “ no my boyfriend caught me” or OR say” no but did it hurt when you came out of hell” . Personally I like your one better but these are the other answers
Guy: Did it hurt? Me: What? Guy: When you fell from heaven. Me: No, I did scrape my knee crawling out of hell, but my boyfriend made it better. That never did or will happen.
I once heard one of my classmates say that they bet our teacher could lift two hundred pounds, so I said, "I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD LIFT HALF HIS WEIGHT!" Still can't believe that I said that and that our teacher didn't hear us. Edit: Oh shoot, 15,001st like. I ruined the perfect number ;∆;
I'll never understand why some people use Romeo and Juliet as the best example of a love story. Now Jim and Pam from The Office... That's a love story.
I agree with you 100%! That shit was tragic!!!!! It started off romantic but wars between families people committing suicide and all of it gets pretty depressing LOL🤷🏼♀️
She told a story once about how some girls thought she was a girl named Ashley. Ashley was using sssniperwolf's photos and talking trash about that girls sister. I think that's where this came from
Lol my mom had friends who smoked and they asked “Is it ok if I smoke?” And she says “Oh sure! As long as it’s ok if I can fart in your mouth.” 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
hope you're all enjoying your weekend! last chance to ask questions for tomorrows ask wolf
EDIT: streaming on liveraise at 6pm PST www.liveraise.com/channel/567316?ref=1055067 prob unboxing some po box stuff and more :D
SSSniperWolf hi lia
SSSniperWolf I AM THX
I love your video ❤️❤️❤️❤️
whats your favorite sport
SSSniperWolf hi
“You have fully beaten my arrogance and deflated my ego.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ciana 236 🤣😂😂😂😂 that was funny tho
When I read this I was on that text
subcribe me plss
Ciana 236 lol me
I have the alter ego of a pigeon spy :P
“Did it hurt”
“Did what hurt”
“When you fell from heaven”
“I dug my way up from Hell”
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
•ejdabomb16• lol
Yeontan
I died when i saw this
•ejdabomb16• 😂😂😂
Here's an alternative replying if you have a gf or bf
alternative reply: "No, my boyfriend (or girlfriend ) caught me"
Plot twist: *Lia is wearing a black clothes for people who died cause of the savageness*
Lol lmao haha
Y E S !
XD
SMOOTH
@jala simone because this video is old and this comment is from 5 months ago
"you gotta be careful with these online Ashleys!"
Me: *dies out of laughter*
Yeah you better be careful
Lmaooooooo
Hi zebra
lol i have a friend named ashley
@@Ashley-ld4jc lol
You gotta be careful with these online Ashleys
True
Lol
Lmao
Eating grass without the g r
@@hueyfreeman2415 opp-
“So you can murder me”
Why is that how my mind works on a daily basis lmao
I feel like that's how everyone's mind is after you go on yt ._.
You are sensible
If you’re a female living in today’s world it’s not that surprising
Her: Happy doesn’t starts with a u
Me:unhappy Does
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It does though
It make sense😂
I was like the same
The only dumb part this video is that it had to end
Sorry, but how is that dumb?
Sunflower Sunnydays what I’m tryna figure out
Gamingwith B your absolutely right!
Sunflower Sunnydays just stop
yes
In the wise words of Supernatural:
"Did it hurt when u fell--"
"Don't ask stupid questions."
Are we talkin' about Luci or Cas
@@kailex8314 Cas
wasn’t that the liquor store scene
@@anniemccallum2301 yea
I LOVE SUPERNATURAL!!!!
me: goes on tinder to try out these comebacks LMAO
Lol
They're hurtful shutdowns. You can just say not interested or not reply at all
Should try
@@panorisholidaythe3rd791 and? the point IS to be a hurtful shutdown 💀💀
Axveideo
It makes me sad that people compare Dyslexia to being dumb. It's scientifically proven that people with learning disabilities are actually very smart.
As someone who is “gifted or very advanced” on the Stanford-Binet intelligence scale, apparently tested as one of the highest in HK’s Cambridge flyers test, has Asperger’s Syndrome, ADHD, and mild dyslexia, I can confirm that is (probably) true lol
My learning disability is being a dumb*ss
@@devilsANGL same
@@devilsANGL same. I'll go into a room forget what I wanted, walk out and remember the second I walk out.
My brother has dyslexia and he’s amazing at maths
Lia, you’re hair looks BEAUTIFUL.🖤
How is he a perv like he said hair
@@OzziesNotHome 🤡🤡🤡
@@OzziesNotHome
He was just talking about her hair, calm down.
@@OzziesNotHome 🤡🤡
Nevaeh Waurio 🤡🤡
Best response I ever gave to another girl in school:
"I'm ugly? Alright if you say so, but at least *I'M* not on first name terms with the staff at the abortion clinic."
This deserves more likes!
Time to use this on my enemy,
What about i am pretty. And i am interested
I meat i am pretty. And i am not interested
Oooo
Uf-ahahah😂
Reasons why you should stay single..
Romeo died cause of Juliet
Jack died because of Rose
Stay single if you wish to live!!
👌
SapphirePlayz agreed
My crush likes me.
SapphirePlayz why did Leo have to die
And the titanic sank because of an iceberg huh?😂
There was this one where it was like
“Where are u?”
“My bed.”
“What are u doing?”
“Eating cereal.”
“What would u do if I was next to u?”
“Eat my cereal.”
“I mean, if I was next to u in bed.”
“..eat my cereal?”
“Lol. I mean if the cereal wasn’t there.”
“Get out of bed and go get some cereal.”
Yeah I saw that one haha
E
Stella Moritz
Yea lol
AHAAHAHA
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
When she said "What kind of person goes out at 3 AM?" it reminded me of when Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants said "Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?" and Patrick Star wakes up and says "Oh BOY 3AM *chomp* nom nom nom" LOL
Patrick Ward what the hell
Wildcat just how my mind works I guess lol
Patrick Ward lol
Yea I remember too
Patrick Ward lmfaooo
"Girls don't like guys under 6 ft"
Hahahahahahahaha! If I had a guy over 6 ft I'd have to stand on a chair to kiss him!
ha im katelyn
SophieGirl XD
Kandy Kane I've honestly never understood why height mattered. Up until almost 2 years ago, I didn't even think that that was a real thing haha.
no
Wrong my boyfriend is 5" 5
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.
*Throws dictionary at you*
Dictionary are made from paper, and paper is made from trees, and trees are technically "sticks"
Someone said that to .e once and I sad
Oof
in that case words can hurt you
@@totallyhuman2074 I know
@@kalikalcia7778 no trees are made from woods
Oh the RomeoJuliet, she was just literally being Juliet LOL
Edit: Bruh stop being rude in the replies it was just an observation ;-;
@Brae Stacksz you spelled Juliet wrong lol
100th Like
Let's kill this love ! But I wish I was BLACKPINK :(
Who ever liked my other comment thank you but when you do that leave your name in the comments ok please and thank you bye
@@kavvyagutka1263 aye blink HIIII
“You are the source of my uppiness”
-Sssniperwolf, 2018
first replyyy also yes that is an official quote
Yep
My favorite pick-up-line
Guy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Me: no but I did scrape my knee crawling out of hell
Yumikø Shadow damn you pick up line is good
Isn't that from ig?
Or you could say “ no my boyfriend caught me” or OR say” no but did it hurt when you came out of hell” . Personally I like your one better but these are the other answers
omg I need to use that!!
Nobody in hell would say the first line to you either, try purgatory.
Me: Did it hurt?
You: When I fell from heaven? Haha
Me: No when you fell from the vending machine ‘cuz you be looking like a snack 😂
That’s actually pretty good
I already heard that! But good job for thinking of it,
Ooh that’s actually good 😂
That's smart
That’s not a bad one 😂
GUY:Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
GIRL: try 100 more times then walk past someone else
Nice one
Lol-
I subscribed, notification button, and liked da vid
Epic fox pirate Same
Epic fox pirate sammd
Samme* lmao
Me too!
1:58 UNHAPPINESS
lol
No he means my happiness starts with YOU
You don't say
o
@just . tea . R/woosh
The North Korea one tho... IM MORE OF A SOUTH KOREA! Imma be partying it up with kpop lol 😂
Same
Princess Rose'Autumns Yassss army???
@@claireshields4079 yes I'm in the Army. I Also Love Blackpink Itzy Twice G-Idle and My favorite Group Dreamcatcher. Yes Bts is Awesome too
Princess Rose'Autumns I like BTS (my favorite group) blackpink, Twice, Red Velvet, Mamamoo, Got7, Exo, Ateez, Nct u, and a lot more 😁
Bang bang bang
0:23 I love how he spells it as “brake”
Did it hurt?x
"Did what hurt?"
When you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell
Nagisa Shingetsu ohhhh ouch
P
No actually it wasn't that bad
Nagisa Shingetsu I NEED SOME MILK
Nah, Satan helped me
Guy: Did it hurt?
Me: What?
Guy: When you fell from heaven.
Me: No, I did scrape my knee crawling out of hell, but my boyfriend made it better.
That never did or will happen.
So.. this is my Nightcoreverse? XD
There's a hole to hell...
400th like
Oh I didn't see this one I kinda ddid the same thing
THERES A BOI THAT LIKES ME, IF HE EVER TRIES TO ASK ME OUT IMA JUST SAY THAT
SSS IS THE BEST
M G u wish
Yes
4:01
That girl will be _on the ground_
(On the ground - rosé )
"Gotta Be Careful with This ONLINE ASHLEYS AHAHAHA"😂😂😂
I think Lia Hates "ASHLEYS"
My friend’s name is Ashley. xD
Regina Rodil I just heard that omg lol 😂
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me
ShAc KiNg Oooooghhh i love it
hEh
This is from pitch perfect!!!!!!!!!!! Right?
Wow😂
@@aniruddhbakshi2770 It's a song, bruv.. Not all songs are from Pitch Perfect..
Poor people, trying to get a girlfriend/boyfriend.....
BUT NO. THEY GOT REJECTED
The people who asked to get someone to sit on there face...yeaaaah of course you get rejected -.- XD
Jaylin Wou I'm a poor person but I rejected 3 guys
@@vaishnaviselvarajah2900
They didn't mean it like "poor=don't have much money" but more like "poor=I pity them".
So sad
I would totally go along with that whole Shakespeare scenario 😂
Haha these were literally the best comebacks ....proper savage comebacks ....😂👍🏻👍🏻
Plss do a part 2 😁😃
Snehanya Sisters agreed
I know....I want a part 2 as well 😊
Ikr
so true
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Me: "No, My boyfriend caught me!!!"
That’s what you say when someone you don’t like asks you “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” You just say “No, my boyfriend caught me!!!”
YES XD
Yasssss!!! Been wanting one of these
If someone you like asks you, “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” you can respond with, “No, cause you caught me.”
You’re very funny, incredibly beautiful & smart. Perfect mix.
simp! xd (jk)
I laughed so hard when she was discussing if somebody died by sitting on her mans face
_ this abeeminetien!
The true HeIIF
awaits all impozterz
and bet as
kreeminelz
I can never come up with a good comeback on spot takes me at least 3 days lol 😂
Thats sad I always do
Kanoke Kage *cough cough* that weird kids show bizardvark* lmao
I always think of killer comebacks like even 1 minute after the conversation
Kanoke Kage omg same😂
+Rachel Mcalister same XD
Late wolves ? xD
Yasmine Art ha me😂
Me 😂😂
hERE
lol right here
Yasmine Art me
i have my volume up all the way with headphones and then Lia goes MOST SAVAGE TEXTS and i am just great now-
Boy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No, my boyfriend caught me! 😉
No..My crush broke my fall
My fav come back
Bully: you are so tall!
Me: wow your observant
I would have said 'Yeah thats so I can look down on you, scram tiny"
SSSniperWolf: Upiness
Me: Unhappiness
Deep
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
*Who else’s heart jumped when it open to Sssniperwolf screaming ???* 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The one when she said she came from hell 😂😂👍🏼
Maddie Housworth that's a good one😂
man the savagery level...
How do I even begin to pick which was more savage?
*Also why is everyone so sex-obsessed?*
Asexual gang 💙
Wraith Gaming and that’s why we have asexual people
IKRR like its nasty
Its 1000000000 times better then madturbaiting alone........
If someone calls you ugly:
Say: Sorry but I’m not a mirror (:
XoX Milly XoX clever girl
XoX Milly XoX thank u so much!thats my new comeback
Ouuuu smart👏
So true!!!!!!!!!
XoX Milly XoX i tried that to a life skill kid and he was like yes u r
SSSniperwolf: “Them she sends a picture-”
**Ad pops up**
Me: 🤬
Ikr
XD
I can relate to this XD
Can you please do a part 2?
Part two!! Part two!!!!
Aireona Swag i agree!!
Jordie Scott That's how I feel about her video's .. For me I just get addicted.. And I really want to watch more.. 💕💕
Aireona new
YES PLZ
I love how joey's always coming over.
I once heard one of my classmates say that they bet our teacher could lift two hundred pounds, so I said, "I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD LIFT HALF HIS WEIGHT!" Still can't believe that I said that and that our teacher didn't hear us.
Edit: Oh shoot, 15,001st like. I ruined the perfect number ;∆;
I'll never understand why some people use Romeo and Juliet as the best example of a love story.
Now Jim and Pam from The Office... That's a love story.
Me and a Costco pizza.
A great comeback:
Random guy: "Hey, did you break any bones falling from heaven?"
Me: "No, but I did scrape my knees crawling up from hell"
Copycat 0.0
@@jaeliza4381 no one f*cking cares
Ngl, it shiuld be no, but did u....
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
Me: throws a dictionary At them😅😂😁
Hi
😂 YES! 👏
@@SOFTBUDZZZ lol yep
BIOHAZARD The Animus lolz
Lol😂😁
My savage DAD
Meh: Dady can i trow a party
DAD: wait! You need Friends 😂
That is the worst dad ever girl u need another dad
And I know this is a joke
BURN 😂😂😂
Trow?
Now you know it’s time to disown your father 👍
I hate it when I send a text to the wrong person and then say oops nevermind-
*Question for AskWolf:*
Were you born in Arizona or were you born in another state/country and then moved to Arizona? ^.^
TheFrostDong
She was born in England like merr
she's from england
What’s AskWolf..
Arimefutakashi Chan 🤦🏽♀️watch her videos
Question: Can you howl for 1 min straight, while spinning, and hoping, and, holding both of your dogs in both of your arms?
Aireona Swag Okay then😂
Aireona Swag no, but I can howell for one minute straight
I imagined Lia doing it.... it was cute
Aireona Swag That would make the dogs sick
Aireona Swag thats sort of animal torture but 😂 i bet Dan *Howell* can *Howell* for 1 minute straight
Omg when it said "I dug my way up from hell" that's my response to every time someone says that but I say "no I scraped my knee crawling out of hell"
Dang girl
That intro almost gave me a heart attack.
Shouldn't have let my guard down.
A word that start with u and ends with happiness is Unhappiness
I’m wheezing
Omg lol
Um...? Are you stupid? No its not.
@@xxannoyeddonutxx7310 Um are YOU stupid? Yes it is
3:40 Give this guy a medal. And throw tomatoes on this girl...
I love you sssniper wolf
🌹🌹
Sinper
@@Konkov sniper? Well there is 3 s is in her name
A good comeback is:
“Did it hurt?”
“What?”
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“Are you calling me Satan? ‘Cause thanks!”
Hi sssniperwolf I love your channel your the best
You're
iRectrix stfu
dennisss - yeah. Because learning proper English is not important.
-_-
Daniela Umbrella You need to capital your letter when you start a sentance , so you need proper English.
dennisss - THEN CAPITALIZE YOUR NAME!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH❤️and u are so pretty
Ikr
Mmhmm
Ikr
sssinperwolf likes you too
1:58 turn on captions XD LOVELY
Oh wow lol
U penis?
Oh LORD XDDDDDDD
I'm dying
Lol...
the couch one is THE BEST .
HE even replies with " OOOOH SICK BURN"
thats when you know thats a BURN
Am I the only one who likes before watching?
MA LANIYO no
Yep
I do...
All these videos are hilarious😂 love watching them they make my day and each one is as SAVAGE as the last
WATCH IT AGAINNRN CUZ Y NOT
Uppiness ..... upenis.... I mean
Nvm
Kanoke Kage
I'm dead
Like I can't even breathe
Please someone save me I'm dying I can't breathe XD
That’s exactly what i said in my head
Kanoke Kage unhappyness
+Laimrota Ņērbule unhappiness*
Clicked the vid and saw Lia like "MOST SAVAGE TEXT!!!" so suddenly with almost max volume while having a snack.
Me: *chocked*
My girl knows her Shakespeare. If everyone knew the story of Romeo and Juliet, they would not be holding it up as the greatest love story of all time.
SixPomegranateSeeds no! The greatest love story of all time is a goat and a pig
Exactly because they die
I agree with you 100%! That shit was tragic!!!!! It started off romantic but wars between families people committing suicide and all of it gets pretty depressing LOL🤷🏼♀️
Bully: your so tall.
Me: What? I can't hear you up here.
(this never happened to me but its a good comeback)
No say omg I never noticed
*you’re
It happens to me I should definitely use this pick up line
I feel like she had or has a problem with a girl named Ashley😂😂😂😂
Edit: Tysm for the likes!
She told a story once about how some girls thought she was a girl named Ashley. Ashley was using sssniperwolf's photos and talking trash about that girls sister. I think that's where this came from
Athena Hutzel oh ok
Galaxy Unicorns lol
LOL XD
Galaxy Unicorns I luv your profile photo
When it said booty suffocated I just asked Google if it ever happened🤣
The sorry I didn't suffer from a head injury one that was halarious and I love all your vids you just make them funnier
A good comeback:
Guy: hey did you fall from heaven or however it goes?
Girl: how did you know I was Satan?
Or nope be my bf cought me lol
ME: did it hurt when you fell from heaven
YOU:no but I did scrap my knees a little when I crawled up from hell
Boy: did it hurt?
Me: did what hurt?
Boy: falling from heaven
Me: no but I did scrape my knee crawling out of hell...😈😈😈
...
Stolen...?
sweetie, you stole this.
Ha, there's no way to escape Hell.
I dare everyone to yell "Happiness"BUT without the "H" :>
Good one bro
Appiness
@@Alwayssleeping234
*A* piness
Oh nUuUuUuUuUUuU
@@didemtuana83 :>
Lia: Online Ashley’s
Me: LOL
U look different from ur hair . I like it!
Alex Waffles you were in a slime video
Lia:”Tranna doing it in the dark”
Me:😂😂😂
When Leah said sticks and stones may brake my bones it reminded me of the song titanium
Watching one of your videos and this comes to notifications. Just discovered you...so happy and funny.
I love you SSSniperWolf
Oooooooooh
Angel Luo WOWWW
Is this from yes theory?
K
Ciana 236 WOOOOOAH
Lol my mom had friends who smoked and they asked “Is it ok if I smoke?” And she says “Oh sure! As long as it’s ok if I can fart in your mouth.”
😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
I had my headphones on when she yelled "Most Savage". It scared the crap out of me.
The last one
Sienna Bradshaw I love riverdale
Cherlyyyy
Sisi B Cheryl?!
Loving ur Madelaine pfp
Cheryl 😻❤️❤️ ur my fav person in Riverdale ❤️❤️😍
R.I.P headphone users at the start 😂
i was wearing head phones at the start and my ear's are not like any other ear my ear is king of loud
bethany white yup... (I was using headphones....
Look at the number of the likes!!!!😂😂😂😂😏😏😏😏
“You are the source of my upiness” - SSSniper Wolf (Lia)
BEST THING I HEARD IM DYING😂
The beginning actually scared me.
Uppines actually sounds happier then happpieness I like it
What other people heard when she said happy with a U: “uppiness”
What I heard: “you p-“ ... Nevermind 😏
I low-key heard that too-
Haileys Habitat you have a really dirty mind
@@sarahmonametsi564 girl,,i think most teenagers are dirty minded
Anis Azlan yes you are right
Spell iHop and then say nice after
SSSniperWolf: uppiness
Me as a male: That sounds a little wrong there 👀
I didn't even know this was a year ago, damn
That's what I said!
Man lia is so cultured,shes a weeb plus a cod gamer and prob lots of cool stuffs