21:00 I can't believe it was legal to stay in a hotel for two months and not have the staff enter your room. That sounds really suspicious. Dude could have been doing drug deals out of his room and the hotel probably would have been liable. Also how many guys WITH DOGS do you know are so good at cleaning that they're better than hotel cleaners? I would have laughed in his face, demanded a huge security deposit, and said if we get even one complaint from other guests, we're coming in with a pressure washer and a blowtorch. 26:50 And THAT is why you always check the rooms!!! Or at least background check the guests! UGH!
24:14 I remember Kathy Griffin once told a story about how when Barbara Streisand was performing on Oprah Winfrey's show, she got someone to paint one of Oprah's mics white without asking if it was okay first. So when Oprah comment on the white mic, thinking Barbara had brought it with her, Barbara said "Oh I had them paint one of yours" and Oprah was not pleased.
34:24 Of 14 people who went to my grandmother’s bday dinner at an Italian restaurant called Milanos, 7-9 of us got sick with a food-poisoning-type of ailment from a fricken salad. We thought it was norovirus at first. I realized I was going to barf but I also needed to crap and I was tired bc it was 2 am and I woke up with a mad tummy ache man. I proceeded to barf and crap my pants. My mom came to the door and opened it when she heard me puking. It took me 4-5 tries to tell her I crapped myself. I kept puking when I spoke. I finally managed to tell her and she noticed and gagged when she carried them to the wash. Good times nor good salads were had for a long time
48:30 "a fecal bag that is oddly bloated" "yep you guessed it right, the air was gas" I would expect gas in a gas bag. In a fecal bag? Well let's just agree to be glad I was wrong.
44:25 “I have been to Newark, NJ and still nothing compared to that old black kitchen” as a New Jersey native I’m both offended and amused by this 😂
21:00 I can't believe it was legal to stay in a hotel for two months and not have the staff enter your room. That sounds really suspicious. Dude could have been doing drug deals out of his room and the hotel probably would have been liable. Also how many guys WITH DOGS do you know are so good at cleaning that they're better than hotel cleaners? I would have laughed in his face, demanded a huge security deposit, and said if we get even one complaint from other guests, we're coming in with a pressure washer and a blowtorch.
26:50 And THAT is why you always check the rooms!!! Or at least background check the guests! UGH!
24:14 I remember Kathy Griffin once told a story about how when Barbara Streisand was performing on Oprah Winfrey's show, she got someone to paint one of Oprah's mics white without asking if it was okay first. So when Oprah comment on the white mic, thinking Barbara had brought it with her, Barbara said "Oh I had them paint one of yours" and Oprah was not pleased.
34:24 Of 14 people who went to my grandmother’s bday dinner at an Italian restaurant called Milanos, 7-9 of us got sick with a food-poisoning-type of ailment from a fricken salad. We thought it was norovirus at first. I realized I was going to barf but I also needed to crap and I was tired bc it was 2 am and I woke up with a mad tummy ache man. I proceeded to barf and crap my pants. My mom came to the door and opened it when she heard me puking. It took me 4-5 tries to tell her I crapped myself. I kept puking when I spoke. I finally managed to tell her and she noticed and gagged when she carried them to the wash. Good times nor good salads were had for a long time
Never thought AI would sound out the sound of vomit.
43:22 omfg I would go into cardiac arrest h
48:30 "a fecal bag that is oddly bloated"
"yep you guessed it right, the air was gas"
I would expect gas in a gas bag.
In a fecal bag? Well let's just agree to be glad I was wrong.
Why are people so weird & nasty with the hotel stories 🤢