Can Hungary's military defeat Austria?

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  • The video depicts a hypothetical modern day war between Austria and Hungary and, through it, compares each side's militaries as well as their strategic strengths and weaknesses.
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  • @stefanc9574
    @stefanc9574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1667

    -Who's fighting in this episode?
    -Austria-Hungary!
    -Against whom?
    -...

    • @stefanc9574
      @stefanc9574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I know the joke is old but I didn't resist when I saw the title of this episode

    • @silviachristandl5874
      @silviachristandl5874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ştefan this is even better in german, i love you

    • @nobitches8769
      @nobitches8769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Én magyar vagyok és békét akarok ☮

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ShAdOwMaN no no , continue. Slowly. You can leave your hat on.

    • @halmosi1420
      @halmosi1420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ştefan im hungary

  • @YOQUE2xgpxTRiu
    @YOQUE2xgpxTRiu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Either way, the ending will be Austria-Hungary

    • @user-ck8yy9ne1w
      @user-ck8yy9ne1w 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Or Hungary-Austria, should the Magyars win

    • @Iason29
      @Iason29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The only reason Austria and Hungary united was because once they had a common enemy in the Turks. At one point Hungary barely existed but all Hungarians came under the protection of the Austrians, when they started winning back land. There was never really any hate between these two peoples.

    • @shotya9403
      @shotya9403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      we are brother in law :D if we at war the only enemy is the government :D

    • @AB-bg7os
      @AB-bg7os 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jesus Christus stop thinking that you guys know about Austria Hungary.

    • @baladar1353
      @baladar1353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fassenkugel and others
      Hungary and Austria will never fight against each others. We are brothers and we have strong bounds to the other. We don't have to show our forces, our future is common, sort of.

  • @bencehadzsi9453
    @bencehadzsi9453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Austria-Hungary war… Against whom?

  • @kaangundogmus4624
    @kaangundogmus4624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Austria Hungary against who?

  • @hinti24
    @hinti24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I think that the actual "battle" would be fought between the livers of both nations soldiers in the endless struggle of deciding whether Pálinka or Schnaps is the better booze.

    • @shotya9403
      @shotya9403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yep there would be no war no shots or kills only drunks singing together
      *we are friends and we have family together*
      Gott schütze den Kaiser!!
      so yea *friendship is magic with a bit of alcohol*

    • @samueltoldy4082
      @samueltoldy4082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're probably right.

  • @joemcsilver8098
    @joemcsilver8098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    We austrians never would fight against our hungarian schwagers. We only would invite them on a beer and a pot of pörkölt (great).

    • @fabianhuber3725
      @fabianhuber3725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am also from austria and how have win?

    • @andresmurati3662
      @andresmurati3662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I agree with you!

    • @shotya9403
      @shotya9403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yep

    • @lepredator1789
      @lepredator1789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      weird the dozens of hungarians living and working here due to better chances certainly enjoy drinking beer with us

    • @lepredator1789
      @lepredator1789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hungary #1 fam no hate I rly have nothing against hungarians, but have you ever been to Burgenland? like 0,1% of the people living there would want to become part of hungary
      Also I understand you're patriotic, thats fine - but that your country isnt doing too well economically and people are fleeing into neighbouring countries in order to find better living standards has nothing to do with the oh so bad habsburgs that oppressed hungarians (which I suppose are the reason for your hate towards Austria)
      Funnily enough you just have to call the Austro-Hungarian Empire simply "Austrian Empire" (which it used to be before the Hungarian uprising) and you'll find hundreds of your kind proudly commenting below it and making sure everyone knows that it was the Austro >HUNGARIAN< Empire
      But when it benefits you guys, you go back into whimpy pussy mode and blaim austrians for everything bad in your country

  • @kharn56
    @kharn56 6 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Waiting for Vatican City vs Monaco 😉

    • @tyranid13
      @tyranid13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Andorra vs Lichtenstein would be more epic. :)

    • @orgami100
      @orgami100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How about 'Grand Fenwick' declaring war on the United States ..

    • @bluemountain4181
      @bluemountain4181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Bring forth the Holy Hand-grenade of Antioch!" - Pope Francis

    • @ranger12116
      @ranger12116 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Are we including angels as Vatican city special forces or super weapons?

    • @royfischer482
      @royfischer482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ranger12116 Vatican wins, because of the medieval Swiss guard haha, they are immortal and their moral it’s impossible to break...

  • @martonk
    @martonk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Greetings from Hungary!
    We would never go to war against our beloved cousins!
    Gott schütze den Kaiser!!

    • @philippw3728
      @philippw3728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I like this guy 👍
      K&K

    • @MlokLik
      @MlokLik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      do u want to reunite australia hungary?

    • @martonk
      @martonk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Luved
      Indeed i do. Since the great war the number of kangaroos in Hungary has severely decreased.

    • @nightytoxicstotix5286
      @nightytoxicstotix5286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Auchluss

    • @JohnCena8351
      @JohnCena8351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Luved Australia???

  • @3Zsoficica
    @3Zsoficica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    it is so heart-warming to see all these "we are friends, we are brothers in law" comments.

    • @joetrump2983
      @joetrump2983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And "against who"

    • @cupacartoon991
      @cupacartoon991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joetrump2983 Bruh look at the title of the video.

  • @ryklatortuga4146
    @ryklatortuga4146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    Australia vs. The Emu

    • @MatthewSmith-to1hz
      @MatthewSmith-to1hz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ryk Latortuga i'd pay to see that one.

    • @europanzer3929
      @europanzer3929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      There is no way Australia would lose against a flock of birds, right? Right?

    • @Maharlikan_1898
      @Maharlikan_1898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes

    • @Maharlikan_1898
      @Maharlikan_1898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      europanzer They wo- *gets murdered by emu

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hen pecked can we say, of course the hen is six foot four and two hundred pounds of featery fury.

  • @sim.frischh9781
    @sim.frischh9781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    As if we Austrians would attack Hungary, that would cut us off from Hungarian Salami supply!
    Can´t have that, it´s one of the best Salami out there.
    Plus, the few Hungarians i´ve met were all nice people, fine individuals with good humor and a sense for the beauty of life.

    • @ben9631
      @ben9631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sim. Frischh Right. I'd have too kill 2 of my friends familys if we went to war with hungary. And I want my gulasch

    • @sim.frischh9781
      @sim.frischh9781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Good man!
      Gulasch is Gundnahrungsmittel!

    • @ben9631
      @ben9631 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hungary #1 That's al little... unbelieveable
      Well if you're hungarian

    • @sim.frischh9781
      @sim.frischh9781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Warm but cloudy.
      It got very hot very early this year.

    • @hollosiabigel6553
      @hollosiabigel6553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aaahhh... For your good beer I let your life! 😂😜🙂

  • @Zotmund86
    @Zotmund86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Austria is an ally of Hungary, we do not fight each other...We are fighting together than in 1916 to defend the southern border of Austria

    • @buci7290
      @buci7290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah that's why they stole burgenland from us

    • @philipp1460
      @philipp1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@buci7290 Frensh did it :c

    • @buci7290
      @buci7290 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@philipp1460 No the Austrians took Burgenland before the Treaty Of Trianon.

    • @philipp1460
      @philipp1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@buci7290 I am sorry 😰😖

    • @buci7290
      @buci7290 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@philipp1460 Are you Austrian?

  • @jak00bspyr72
    @jak00bspyr72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    I'm a simple Polish man. I see Hungary, i give a like.

    • @crislwisl
      @crislwisl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Polski Ślachcic
      Lengyel magyar, két jo barát....

    • @bencemikolai3960
      @bencemikolai3960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Együtt harcol issza borát

    • @-Ainsworth-
      @-Ainsworth- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Polak Węgier dwa bratanki i do bitki i do szklanki

    • @FulkNerraIII
      @FulkNerraIII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When you see Russia do you dislike? lol

    • @jak00bspyr72
      @jak00bspyr72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      FulkNerra Not really. But I always like when i see Hungary

  • @whitewolf44a
    @whitewolf44a 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I like these smaller country fights. And you pronounced Szombathely correctly :D.
    As a hungarian it is my job to comment: Bojler eladó.

    • @tohotom7688
      @tohotom7688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mennyi lenne?

    • @slave7022
      @slave7022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree, it is more interisting seeing little cpuntries fight it out( in scenarios only), it seems more even.

    • @S28426
      @S28426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Az a baj hogy nem igazán kell nekem most bojler

    • @csanadbalogh2747
      @csanadbalogh2747 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHITEWOLF adok erte ezret

    • @JohnRPGX
      @JohnRPGX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Egy zsák krumplit adok érte.

  • @dragondmg3960
    @dragondmg3960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    We would never fight against our lovely neighbours. Also my grandparents live in hungary.
    Peace from Austria :D

    • @lenartzsolt1177
      @lenartzsolt1177 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you brother don't worry we won't even have the idea of fighting you guys :D

    • @bennifischer3871
      @bennifischer3871 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lenartzsolt1177 o man, i really miss austria-hungary, i wish our countrys would be more in friendship

    • @lenartzsolt1177
      @lenartzsolt1177 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bennifischer3871 same

  • @alfredoelbombo3423
    @alfredoelbombo3423 6 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    fight against hungary!?!? never ever!!!!
    fight together or reunite with hungary, all the time:-)
    nice greetings from austria

    • @csupakabra111
      @csupakabra111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Monarchy again :)

    • @shotya9403
      @shotya9403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      aye friend just unite and make our borders great again :D

    • @bravexxrecon9872
      @bravexxrecon9872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He also got the numbers of the austrian military completly false. lmao

    • @balintfarago5652
      @balintfarago5652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      rule the world together LOL

    • @tamasczifra4559
      @tamasczifra4559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@csupakabra111 Hogy megint rajtunk élősködjenek, és esetleg mi veszítsünk területet egy rossz helyzetben miattuk? Ezt nem is gondoltad komolyan, vagy csúnyán hiányos a történelem tudásod :)

  • @moltenice2349
    @moltenice2349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    If it doesn't exist already- we need Binkov puppets in the merch store!

    • @sadjam_793
      @sadjam_793 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      MoltenIce is

    • @martinmallet
      @martinmallet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And a coloring book called "Binkov Doctrine"

    • @kralle-uw9mc
      @kralle-uw9mc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes please! I would buy it on the spot!

  • @Vihargalamb
    @Vihargalamb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Austria is brother of Hungary. We don't attack and fight of them. Austria is in a lot of viewpoint our exemplar. And the history bands us together.

    • @sebsty01
      @sebsty01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I like you

    • @Riddarstolphe
      @Riddarstolphe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes, but fuck Slovakia!

    • @TGOTYZero
      @TGOTYZero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1848?

    • @coledavis5212
      @coledavis5212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Marina Joyce Slovakia isn’t actually fictional. It was an old state however conquered by a bunch of other people, mainly the Hungarians later the Austrians

    • @coledavis5212
      @coledavis5212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Marina Joyce and Belgium isn’t really fake. It declared independence and fought a war against the Northern Netherlands (Holland, Brabant Friesland, and the Southern Netherlands now called Belgium with Flanders and Wallonia). It’s real name is Belgium, however it’s technical name is the “Southern Netherlands”.

  • @chrisbedwards
    @chrisbedwards 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Whenever I watch these I realize how far we've come since WW2, because not including Russia, the idea of two European countries going to war with each other is simply unfathomable to me.

    • @Songbird645
      @Songbird645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah it's unbelievable that we made so much progess!
      And as a Hungarian I'm glad that we made that progress! :)

    • @Astro_Guy_1
      @Astro_Guy_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      :(

    • @ahmadtarek7763
      @ahmadtarek7763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You weren't wrong.

    • @simrenbajaj6000
      @simrenbajaj6000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Astro_Guy_1 he said excluding Russia

  • @ijp789
    @ijp789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    against who theyre fighting?

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Classic joke

    • @laulau5447
      @laulau5447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well I am from Hungary but I dunno...

    • @ThePhoenix986
      @ThePhoenix986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      何言ってんだお前

    • @LosSerpent
      @LosSerpent 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i see what you did there

    • @MK-fc2ze
      @MK-fc2ze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sir, there will be an Austria-Hungary match next month! --- Against whom?

  • @zuzzmara
    @zuzzmara 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Such a weird hypothesis! :) We love Austrians, our "Schwäger". We would never fight a war with them. :)

    • @ingenear
      @ingenear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Absolutely right; this is so ridiculous!

    • @sunshinesprinkle2143
      @sunshinesprinkle2143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah,Austrians are your boyfriends!

    • @redschadow4887
      @redschadow4887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is right

  • @octoberpunk3123
    @octoberpunk3123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    'Luckily, I can still afford a good főzelék.' :-)

    • @Born782
      @Born782 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahahh

    • @tamasfeka5026
      @tamasfeka5026 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      :DD

    • @Groxo525
      @Groxo525 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      october papp csak simán "fõzelék" xd

  • @Andrew_H43
    @Andrew_H43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Austria Hungary against whom?

    • @shotya9403
      @shotya9403 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      brother in law :3

  • @dimibyk6666
    @dimibyk6666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "granpa there's Austria - Hungary match tonight"
    "who are they playing against?"

  • @zoltanperei4789
    @zoltanperei4789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Austria vs. Australia

    • @TheOneWhoMightBe
      @TheOneWhoMightBe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Americans would be so confused.

    • @counterfit5
      @counterfit5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Markus Weissenböck forget the poisonous stuff, you'd really have to worry about Austria unleashing emus

    • @sagnik2693
      @sagnik2693 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That happened in the battle of karansebes

    • @FulkNerraIII
      @FulkNerraIII 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TheoneWhoMightBE
      Come on not all American's are that dumb they don't know the difference between them. But ya probably shit ton don't lol.

  • @vader4418
    @vader4418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Love Hungary 🇭🇺 from 🇵🇹 my best friend was Hungarian love you Hungary❤️🇭🇺🇵🇹

    • @MatyasMIH
      @MatyasMIH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ez megtisztelő! Én Magyar vagyok

    • @attilakovacs2231
      @attilakovacs2231 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best wishes to you, from Hungary! 🤩

  • @g.zoltan
    @g.zoltan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Austria would need a lot more főzelék to win a such conflict

  • @Noone.05
    @Noone.05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Liechtenstein vs Russia

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hy Mapper are you joking mate? How is Liechtenstein supposed to have a fighting chance?

    • @JohnCena8351
      @JohnCena8351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      The Black Baron It's a jooookkkeee...

    • @mrc14_2
      @mrc14_2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Matixon Vatican has so strong army that the world would surrender in 1 minute

    • @SomePeopleCallMe
      @SomePeopleCallMe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That doesn't seem really fair, the non-existent army of Liechtenstein would destroy the russian mainland, erasing the land mass from the face of earth and history books.

    • @Panasiux2
      @Panasiux2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      To give Russia some chance, Lichtenstein can use only half of its army.

  • @blaine8197
    @blaine8197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    So basically a vacation place for Germans vs. a country that has the most dad jokes made about it

    • @blaine8197
      @blaine8197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Unhealthy Life Decisions I'm very "Hungary"

    • @fandral92
      @fandral92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I so fuckin hate hungary puns

    • @zoltanperei4789
      @zoltanperei4789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Blaine dude that joke is sooooo old.

    • @synysterdax1593
      @synysterdax1593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      NEW- BYZANTIUM-ORDER dude why are you so grumpy? Are you Hungary?

    • @afatcatfromsweden
      @afatcatfromsweden 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blaine dont forget austria is for wierd swedes like Me!

  • @youtubeuser1820
    @youtubeuser1820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I’m still waiting for Warsaw Pact vs NATO Ground War.....

    • @ТониРаут-с2ц
      @ТониРаут-с2ц 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everyone is waiting. I can only guess why he have not done it yet

    • @alfredlu7228
      @alfredlu7228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Тони Раут I think it is because of political reasons,everyone think that Warsaw Pact will won the ground war.Because he is an American militarist so if he put some video that is not US-sized won,he will lost subscribers.

    • @youtubeuser1820
      @youtubeuser1820 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alfred Lu Good point

    • @ТониРаут-с2ц
      @ТониРаут-с2ц 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely agree! It is my thoughts too. I understood it when I was watching his last video. He was slightly biased IMHO

    • @plapplupify
      @plapplupify 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am pretty sure Binkov is russian though...

  • @frekcho850
    @frekcho850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Austria: I'm hungry
    Hungary: want to make an empire?

    • @bocilepep3684
      @bocilepep3684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Austria: no no no.. 😅

  • @vasilzahariev5741
    @vasilzahariev5741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Why would Australia want to fight Hungary???

    • @hazzmati
      @hazzmati 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hypothetical

    • @CaptainDecimus
      @CaptainDecimus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Hungry

    • @tohotom7688
      @tohotom7688 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      To revenge 1848

    • @martonk
      @martonk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LucasYT our country was in the best shape under the austrians

    • @dzejrid
      @dzejrid 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vasil Zahariev I see what you did there.

  • @sosig6445
    @sosig6445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Another Austro Hungarian war. The only question is who the heck is their enemy?

  • @wilsonanderson1415
    @wilsonanderson1415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Austria wars with Hungary
    Romania:it’s a free real estate

  • @diejudenjage4119
    @diejudenjage4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    next do austria and hungary vs the rest of the empire

    • @majkel1684
      @majkel1684 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They would loose easily

    • @clownphabetstrongwoman7305
      @clownphabetstrongwoman7305 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fény Éjjeli , that is true, at least partly.

    • @samuele9735
      @samuele9735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So Austria & Hungary VS Czech republic, Slovakia, Romania, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia and Italy? Good luck Austria, good luck ... you need that a lot

    • @diejudenjage4119
      @diejudenjage4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      take out Serbia, Italt, and Romania because they didn't own those entire countrys and you got a fair fight

    • @diejudenjage4119
      @diejudenjage4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      big facts

  • @mytree3979
    @mytree3979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    We wont fight our friend hungary

    • @atosz066
      @atosz066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      :)

    • @ferencjenoerdei2893
      @ferencjenoerdei2893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      We are brothers in law.

    • @pleasenohate7505
      @pleasenohate7505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hungary Austria Germany Vs Slovakia chez republic Poland 😍😍😍

    • @johnnymellon7414
      @johnnymellon7414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      yeah. lets not. better have some gulasch, cake and maybe some czech beer

    • @pleasenohate7505
      @pleasenohate7505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Johnny Mellon no chez beer. Germany and austria have enough beer for 30 wintersXD

  • @tiborvivi
    @tiborvivi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Austria and Hungary will NEVER be enemies

  • @tanostrelok2323
    @tanostrelok2323 6 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Where's Warsaw Pact vs NATO?

    • @leotavares7366
      @leotavares7366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tano Strelok If I not mistaken , he already launched a Air and a Naval part of NATO against the Varsovia Pact, but Still to come a Ground Fase

    • @potstove8969
      @potstove8969 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg yes

    • @tali1583
      @tali1583 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would ve great

    • @dennile_7355
      @dennile_7355 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wheres the Warsaw Pact?

  • @zoltanperei4789
    @zoltanperei4789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Make the Austro-Hungarian empire great again!

  • @felixweinlinger
    @felixweinlinger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As an Austrian I can say that we love Hungary and if we would start a war with them, we would be in big trouble where else would we get our Gulasch from

  • @LordTyrion
    @LordTyrion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    literally the last countries that would fight
    Austria and Hungary are brothers in arms

    • @MagyarGaben
      @MagyarGaben 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lord Tyrion with who?

    • @tyrionlannister4920
      @tyrionlannister4920 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lord Tyrion
      you are correct you awesome wise beautiful dwarf!
      and you are an imposter but i forgive you for your nice comment!

  • @muhammeteminkorkut9621
    @muhammeteminkorkut9621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Turkey vs Iran

  • @gandhithegreat328
    @gandhithegreat328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:40 If Austria had Trentino and South Tyrol back from Italy, then they’d have about the same population as Hungary as about 1 million people live there

  • @jnrp7324
    @jnrp7324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Austria-hungary against who?

    • @Mr-br4pj
      @Mr-br4pj 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jenny Kristiana me

  • @RandomExlcusiveTM
    @RandomExlcusiveTM 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Seems like the main reason for a war as such would be to reunite these impressive countries.

    • @DxvinderSingh1699
      @DxvinderSingh1699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lord_BaseWellesley Austria is Hungary for land! Oh ok I should go now 😔

    • @marcusott5054
      @marcusott5054 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The "countries" were "united" back when Monarchy ruled ofer the people and cared sh** about culture. Only land/power was important. Austria-Hungary was composed of a lot of different cultures, most kept under heel of oppressive Monarchy/Military. Greetings from Austria.

    • @wd-type9643
      @wd-type9643 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Death to Austria-Hungary. Never again will the Austrians oppress our people!

    • @darken2417
      @darken2417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only way it can be united is through peace as is how it was united in the first place.

    • @darken2417
      @darken2417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Marcus Ott
      Oppressive monarchy? Get your head out of your star spangled banner! (Yes you aren't american but your ideas sure are) Monarchy in its traditional form had concepts of justice, righteous rule, and piety. Divided both nations are weak being influenced by the culture of modernist anti-traditional powers instead of it being the one doing the influencing. Disgraceful.

  • @WanderfalkeAT
    @WanderfalkeAT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Weird even thinking about Austria and Hungary going against each other! The Kaiser would turn in his Grave!

    • @runakovacs4759
      @runakovacs4759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1848!

    • @sebsty01
      @sebsty01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Austria is a neutral country they would never fight until its really necessary

    • @laszlomate1847
      @laszlomate1847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1921 battle for Burgenland

  • @TornadoADV
    @TornadoADV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I am but a simple man. I see a Binkov vid, I click.

  • @leventegyori4208
    @leventegyori4208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Like aki magyar☺

    • @tamasczall1121
      @tamasczall1121 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Magyar vok testirem

    • @jozsefheredi1155
      @jozsefheredi1155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Há magyar vagyok more.
      Amúgy eldo egy 28-as bicigi.
      Nem étekel??
      NEM LOPOTT! !!!!!!!!

    • @abelvitos8470
      @abelvitos8470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jozsefheredi1155 Ricardo...

  • @brandonhuynh4528
    @brandonhuynh4528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser
    Unsern guten Kaiser Franz

    • @darken2417
      @darken2417 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tartsa Isten, óvja Isten
      Királyunk s a közhazát!
      Erőt lelve a szent hitben
      Ossza bölcs parancsszavát!
      Hadd védnünk ős koronáját
      Bárhonnét fenyítse vész!
      Magyar honnal Habsburg trónját
      Egyesíté égi kéz

    • @TalesStahl
      @TalesStahl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so gut is Beckenbauer nun auch nicht

    • @FranzKrommer
      @FranzKrommer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right, but the current Kaiser / Király is Karl II / V. Károly.

  • @U93BG
    @U93BG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Bulgaria vs Serbia , Romania vs Ukraine, Finland vs Norway - This is ideas for more videos, one more like

    • @bozidarmilinkovic2171
      @bozidarmilinkovic2171 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U93BG Bulgaria vs Serbia-Draw,Serbian forces would defend.
      Ukraine vs Romania-Ukraine wins,much larger army.
      Im from Serbia,btw':)

    • @bozidarmilinkovic2171
      @bozidarmilinkovic2171 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      U93BG Finland vs Norway-Ill say Finland,much bigger.reserves :)

    • @balkananonimus7827
      @balkananonimus7827 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Serbia wins,Ukraine wins and Finland wins

    • @husarzukrainski-6239
      @husarzukrainski-6239 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, ukraine wins, after all we had many expirience, + we trying to modernisate our army.

    • @FulkNerraIII
      @FulkNerraIII 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still good experience fighting a real war. Though Romania has experience training with Nato, so it's a good match up.

  • @MrRudrock
    @MrRudrock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I like my Neighbours from Hungary! We would never attack them.

  • @Daniel-de2jh
    @Daniel-de2jh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Well id be fucked. I literally live on the border to hungary..... thank god austria is neutral and this will never happen since relations are very good with hungary

    • @BS-kp8uj
      @BS-kp8uj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Voxhill 88 Osterei?

    • @BS-kp8uj
      @BS-kp8uj 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel457 Yes that's right, we have absolutely no reason to fight

    • @Vitrousis
      @Vitrousis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I live on the border of Austria, I'd be fucked also lol.

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      An Austro-Hungarian war would quite possibly be the dumbest thing since fidget spinners. There's absolutely _nothing_ to be gained from it, for either party. Just a waste of men and gear.

    • @phelyxz
      @phelyxz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and as history shows us... still FIDGET SPINNERS HAPPENED! it is 5 minutes before 12 o'clock!

  • @revolter7094
    @revolter7094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Austria Hungary VS who?

  • @exstazius
    @exstazius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hungary loves Austria ❤❤❤

  • @Shore1985
    @Shore1985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Being a buffer country in the cold war Austria developed its own defensive doctrine against a threat from the warsaw pact.
    Being greatly outnumbered the army would mostly focus on so called Schlüsselzonen (key-zones) which would be heavily defended while most of the country would be Raumverteidigungszonen where small numbers would fight some kind of guerilla warfare against the invader perfoming attacks on infrastructure and so on.
    So the base strategy of Austria was detterence. Not being able to withstand a full scale invasion the goal was to make an invansion as costly as possible to frighten enemy armies not to attack Austria.
    And intelligence intel showed that hungarian generals were aware of that strategy and were also quite concerend about an invasion.
    Even though this plan was from the 70s i think most of this tactics can and will be used today. I dont think that our country has the force for attacking Hungary. It will mostly focus on defence.
    Even though our army is smaller still most of the male population served a few months in the army so within 1-2 months Austria could mobilize probably 200.000-300.000 men. Most of them not serving directly on the front but in logistics or as engineers.

    • @fernandogonzales493
      @fernandogonzales493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      notfloppy Hast eh recht...außerdem gibt er an das jährlich nur 7000 Rekruten dienen?
      Sind eigentlich 19 000 aba ok

    • @f1chtl
      @f1chtl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In theory, the pool for reserves is almost 900k. If the war is even longer, even civilists and people who did Civil service, could be taken into battle by law. Highly hypothetical, as the whole fight between Austria and Hungary.

    • @A_annoying_rodent
      @A_annoying_rodent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lukas Longus and austria would get volunteers from Piefke land who would fight for austria.

    • @dzejrid
      @dzejrid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If Germans came to the table Poland would go berserk.

    • @A_annoying_rodent
      @A_annoying_rodent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dzejrid like I said volunteers, mostly either civillians or ex soldiers travelling to austria to fight, just like the mess in syria, foreign fithers and poland can't just attack someone because it's citizen help a neighbouring country.

  • @DirtyHairy1
    @DirtyHairy1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That's a quite intresting vid as I'm a citicen of one of these countries!
    But, there is no point. Austria attacks: a lot to lose. Hungary attacks: a lot to lose. The whole aggression would be stalled through mutual bureaucracy procedures, until everyone forgets about what this was about.

    • @DirtyHairy1
      @DirtyHairy1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idea for a spin-off channel: What could countries drive towards total war against enemy X?

    • @shotya9403
      @shotya9403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DirtyHary1 austria is the brother in law of hungary
      so if war gonna start the citizens of this countries are gonna kill their government first and stay peaceful

  • @pongraczadam828
    @pongraczadam828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    My country ( Hungary) have 110 military airports for 13 plaines :)

    • @hamsterbacke5962
      @hamsterbacke5962 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pongrácz Ádám
      Lol😂😂😂

    • @giuliobrunetto4466
      @giuliobrunetto4466 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Komoly olyan sok van?

    • @hannes_mlbx9599
      @hannes_mlbx9599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tudor4840 no you have gripen, Austria has Eurofighters

    • @fehervari98
      @fehervari98 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hannes_mlbx9599 Gripens are good planes though. Generally they might not be as good as the Eurofighters, but they are good nevertheless.

    • @hannes_mlbx9599
      @hannes_mlbx9599 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fehervari98 yeah that's true, especially when your country isn't that big in size (like Austria an Hungary), gripen is a good plane. Eurofighter is still better tho, as long as it works

  • @HeilLoki
    @HeilLoki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how the little men representing austrian troops have the correct weapon in hand (Stery AUG or as we call it StG 77 - short for Sturmgewehr 77)! So much love for detail.

  • @pestiz727
    @pestiz727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Great theory , but Austria and Hungary where always alis . we both have the same enemies , in the last 500 years at least . Our people died together , in the last few wars . Culturally same prioritys , nation, family ,religion .

  • @barodni316
    @barodni316 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Long live our Kaiser!

  • @wilk5129
    @wilk5129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Poland vs Ukraine

  • @szabados1980
    @szabados1980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Emperor-King Franz Joseph wakes up from dead and hears the footbal news "Austria-Hungay playing tonight." He looks around in confusion and asks, "Against whom?" -- This scenario is sick, these two countries would never attack each other. They have no reason to do so.

  • @ghostleader61
    @ghostleader61 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Slovakia vs hungary pls.

  • @CapratDraco
    @CapratDraco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    AUSTRIA AND HUNGARY IS FRIENDS

  • @jasonspyeap7189
    @jasonspyeap7189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is actually good! This was my first time watching your videos and they are amazing! Keep up the work!

  • @ThePunchOfJustice
    @ThePunchOfJustice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I suggest Armenia vs azerbaijan.

    • @DarkPsychoMessiah
      @DarkPsychoMessiah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Punch of Justice
      Yeah! Nagorno-Karabakh 2018!!

    • @noienzalbe9661
      @noienzalbe9661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Armenia will suck at this case (without russian help), but azeris casualties will be about twice more than armenians.

    • @Heavy-duties
      @Heavy-duties 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Azerbaijan will win

    • @redjeik
      @redjeik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      With Russia? Armenia. Without? I’d say most likely Azerbaijan, however it would be an extremely costly victory

    • @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV
      @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IDK, considering that Artsakh will fight on Armenia's side, and Armenia, while having a smaller population and less resources, is the 3rd most militarized nation on the planet, after Israel and Singapore.

  • @-XTC-
    @-XTC- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No more brother wars!

  • @hungarianhillbilly4144
    @hungarianhillbilly4144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    We are family we won't fight. Austrians should join Visegrad 4 and make it Visegrad 5.

    • @phelyxz
      @phelyxz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      too degenerated opinions for most people in austria for that... there was no communism for 50 years to teach what to really fear

    • @andresmurati3662
      @andresmurati3662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sehr gut!

    • @joemcsilver8098
      @joemcsilver8098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're absolutely right. Greetings from austria.

  • @RigoBarna
    @RigoBarna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    hello i am hungarian and i am think it was a really good video thanks for made it!!!!!! it worth 10mins of my life :D

    • @csendestamas2683
      @csendestamas2683 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lee Sin Dikk már tuti Yasuot is maineled xD

  • @lsquad
    @lsquad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Why not Hungary vs Romania?

    • @KondorDCS
      @KondorDCS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cz it's unfair? Romania is twice as bigger!

    • @lsquad
      @lsquad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      KondorDCS Size doesn't matter xD
      Just an example, Germany win over Russia in WW1 (even thought Russia was in a civil war) even thought Russia was a lot biggger.

    • @atotalwar6837
      @atotalwar6837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It will end with coment war

    • @Pietro-Smusi
      @Pietro-Smusi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Hungarian army is half in number and quality of the Romanian one

    • @karakondzula1388
      @karakondzula1388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Romania easily wins, No offense to Hungarians (i like them a lot) but their army is just pure joke.

  • @daynou8700
    @daynou8700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    hungary vs romania

  • @Heavy-duties
    @Heavy-duties 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    IRAN vs ISRAEL

    • @mohammadsab4478
      @mohammadsab4478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AMK 95 yes this one

    • @BESTINTHEWORLD0007
      @BESTINTHEWORLD0007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AMK 95
      They got no common ground to fight each other

    • @Saadmsb
      @Saadmsb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nuclear wasteland 👻

    • @MikeP5830
      @MikeP5830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol israel wins instantly

    • @BESTINTHEWORLD0007
      @BESTINTHEWORLD0007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MikeP5830
      Maybe not

  • @petersagi2457
    @petersagi2457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    V4 vs Germany OR
    V4 vs Balkan

    • @theunknown8574
      @theunknown8574 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peter Sagi Balkan is stronger Romania>Hungary and Slovakia
      Greece and other balkan countries=Poland , Czech Republic
      In fact the whole Balkan is stronger than Turkey with 16,000 Total armored forces and 4000 tanks

    • @tesztakuki6818
      @tesztakuki6818 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Strainul Misterios not 90%,more like 60-70% but yeah

  • @nyarlathotep7204
    @nyarlathotep7204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Good video as always. Anyway WARSAW PACT VS NATO GROUND WAR!!!!!

    • @eetuhannola
      @eetuhannola 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honey Badger Result would be: nukes

    • @nyarlathotep7204
      @nyarlathotep7204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No nukes allowed. You know how long I am waiting for new warsaw vs nato

    • @eetuhannola
      @eetuhannola 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honey Badger If it would be ground war its easy victory for commies.

    • @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV
      @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kommervenkki Kommervenkki Maybe, we'll see. I am excited about it, albeit we did get some spoliers for that video in the previous two Cold War videos.

    • @eetuhannola
      @eetuhannola 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Montenegrin Mapper Yeah. I think that it would be boring.

  • @AVKnecht
    @AVKnecht 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Austria Hungary. And against whom?

  • @julek4248
    @julek4248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Poland be like : I will always help you hungary
    Germany : NEIN!
    Poland : kurwa

  • @dodo98989
    @dodo98989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In the Hungarian armor and artillery statistics it should have been noted that over 80% of said equipment is mothballed and could take up to 2 months to be made combat ready

    • @Dragonman1OOO
      @Dragonman1OOO 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes but wars don't star one day to another! We would have that two months to prepare! ;)

    • @accountisdeadnotbigsurpris3026
      @accountisdeadnotbigsurpris3026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's exactly how wars start..

    • @AkosJaccik
      @AkosJaccik 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not to mention most of that sh*t is most likely cannibalized beyond help just to keep the rest of the gear in service. While I don't have deep enough information on our military, from what I do know, I'd still count with about 30% of everything we "have" on paper, tops. I mean, look at the state of the air force - and that's supposed to be the "flagship" of our defense forces. ...financially, if for nothing else.

  • @lsquad
    @lsquad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Poland and Hungary vs Romania and Slovakia , this 2v2 war would be great!!

    • @fehervari98
      @fehervari98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LeMi Mapping would be a bit unfair, the Polish-Hungarian alliance would easily overwhelm the Slovak-Romanian one.

    • @fehervari98
      @fehervari98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What about Austria and Hungary vs Czechia and Slovakia?

    • @lsquad
      @lsquad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Márton Köves Yeah , that's a better one.

    • @MagisterClavus
      @MagisterClavus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is unrealistic would never happen. If then the more likely scenario would be Slovakia and Romania and Serbia with Czech support vs Hungary Austria and Poland.

    • @noienzalbe9661
      @noienzalbe9661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Juraj Trokan Ausro-Hungarian-Polish alliance easy win

  • @BenjaminIstvanCseko
    @BenjaminIstvanCseko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Luckily, this is fictitious. Love to Austria from Hungary.

  • @akosmaradi5281
    @akosmaradi5281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    LOL. Both Hungary and Austria is so bad in terms of military. We need to form an Astro-Hungarian empire again XD. 2 times the country 2 times the army!

    • @killersauresrex
      @killersauresrex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ákos Marádi 2 times the incompetence

    • @sagnik2693
      @sagnik2693 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anglo Imperium lol

    • @sagnik2693
      @sagnik2693 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Balu kapitány add italy to the equation and oh boy oh boy

    • @akosmaradi5281
      @akosmaradi5281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KeCS1 XD
      -My Lord! There's going to be an Austria Hungary football match tomorrow.
      -Yeah? Against whom?
      But seriously we got really unlucky for sucking in the Warsaw pact for 50 years. It ruined everything. It would actually be good if the Austrians were ruling the country again. At least they could repair the country again.

    • @diundisum
      @diundisum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +KeCS1 Nah, Hungary has a secret weapon too. Homless people and gypsies has already invaded Vienna and we would send more and more during the war. Meanwhile Hungary can't finance social supports in a war situation, a big horde would march toward the west leaving only devastation behind them (muhaha). :3

  • @MatthewSmith-to1hz
    @MatthewSmith-to1hz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Still waiting on Nato vs Warsaw Pact part 3.........😒 yep........still waiting.........anyday now

  • @eurovisionsongcontestSWZ
    @eurovisionsongcontestSWZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love Austria 🇦🇹
    Love Vien and Salzburg
    Greetings from Greece
    🇦🇹🇬🇷

  • @cayancesardeoliveira5708
    @cayancesardeoliveira5708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Where is the F...ing ground war between NATO x Warsaw 89 ??

    • @mickeyg7219
      @mickeyg7219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He said it on his Facebook a week or two ago that NATO vs Warsaw Pact part 3 is experiencing a delay.

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +873

    How about the us vs the rest of nato?
    Welp, this comment section got cancerous in less than an hour

    • @bluerisk
      @bluerisk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      US wins, next.

    • @AK-wk8qh
      @AK-wk8qh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      NATO easily

    • @onur62dersimos
      @onur62dersimos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      US vs the World*

    • @wilk5129
      @wilk5129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Poor Canada

    • @mickeyg7219
      @mickeyg7219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      If taking Canada is a minimum condition to win, then US could probably do it, and likely Greenland and Iceland too. However, I doubt US could win in European theater. Sure, from the past results, US is nominally more powerful than Russia, but the geography would be a logistical nightmare because the only way US can't reach Europe by land, and air/sea invasion is much more resources-intensive.

  • @RediscoveryChannel2021
    @RediscoveryChannel2021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Servus Österreich! Grüße aus Holland!

  • @marci1567
    @marci1567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Respect to Austria from Hungary!

    • @MatyasMIH
      @MatyasMIH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Én Magyar vagyok ❤️🇭🇺❤️

  • @danicic87
    @danicic87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Serbia vs Croatia :)

    • @dzejrid
      @dzejrid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't we already have that in real life... twice?

    • @danicic87
      @danicic87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We did had it in RL like 50 times but I had to leave comment just for LOL and so some idiots can understand that there is NO winner!

  • @robertpogorzelski2482
    @robertpogorzelski2482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There is a mistake in the title. It should be Austria vs Hungary&Poland.

    • @kavarnyikferenc3729
      @kavarnyikferenc3729 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Pogorzelski dziękujemy!my też jesteśmy z wami!

  • @twowatt
    @twowatt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You excluded one important factor, Austrian incompetence.

    • @plaguedoctor3782
      @plaguedoctor3782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Looses 10,000 men*

    • @giannisdrou1199
      @giannisdrou1199 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice fact boys multilangual troops dont work very well

    • @AEIOU05
      @AEIOU05 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasn't 10000 men it was more like 600 - 1200 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes

  • @un_named_pupil6967
    @un_named_pupil6967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:32 a good főzelék xDD

    • @attilakovacs2231
      @attilakovacs2231 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Az nagyon nagy volt! 🤣 ....Esetleg kis sült szalonna hozzá 🥓

  • @viktorvigh4513
    @viktorvigh4513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In 1485 those mountains didn't stop Hungarian army from making the siege of Wien happen. Mathias Rex occupied the city after a while. And remember between 895-1000 they were regular, yearly guests

  • @Jefferson5020
    @Jefferson5020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Pretty sure everyone asked for Switzerland vs Austria

    • @A_annoying_rodent
      @A_annoying_rodent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do you think? Did he expect some kind of spanish inquisition?

    • @markusweissenbock6337
      @markusweissenbock6337 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, just leave those Swiss alone with all their money an pride...

  • @schpeti608
    @schpeti608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey! I hope you have a good day Österreich. We will never fight against our brother

  • @ventu4457
    @ventu4457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Austria vs Hungary and Poland*

    • @lucas_x4486
      @lucas_x4486 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Austria and Hungary are allies.
      Austria-Hungary

    • @timi1655
      @timi1655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like Austria, Poland, Hungary vs

  • @pucarevoXxX
    @pucarevoXxX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Croatia VS Serbia should be interesting

    • @ddx2112
      @ddx2112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bla blabljak yes, we have almost same armies and we dont like each other, its stupid to post austria vs hungary when it will never happen

    • @hazzmati
      @hazzmati 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croatian_War_of_Independence

    • @ddx2112
      @ddx2112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hazzmati it was Croatia vs Serbs from Croatia

    • @hazzmati
      @hazzmati 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yah true, but serbs in croatia were also helped by official army JNA which was controlled by serbia

    • @ddx2112
      @ddx2112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hazzmati until they left in 92 and war ended in 95

  • @waseemhb6517
    @waseemhb6517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    how about egypt vs turkey ?

    • @hazzmati
      @hazzmati 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman%E2%80%93Mamluk_War_(1485%E2%80%9391)
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman%E2%80%93Mamluk_War_(1516%E2%80%9317)

    • @BESTINTHEWORLD0007
      @BESTINTHEWORLD0007 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Waseem Hb
      It will be turkey for war will be mainly in navy warfare the place where the war will happen is closer to turkey and far from egypt which will cause a problem to the EAF for refuling unlike TAI which have it's own tech industery
      The supply line of turkey will be much closer,easy and safe but for egypt it will be far for supply line
      Turkey have tankers to refule in the air unlike egypt it got no such aircrafts
      Egyptian navy would be damged alot

    • @whatifyoucouldntchangename7091
      @whatifyoucouldntchangename7091 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      As An Egyptian...
      I Say Turkey Will Get A Marginal Victory.

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oooohhh that’s going to be some fun comments.

  • @stekra3159
    @stekra3159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Austrian defence startegy:
    1 Have good relations with your nabors
    2 Paniac
    Louckely we are very good at stepp one.

  • @dimsum9797
    @dimsum9797 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser

    • @austrianmapper6300
      @austrianmapper6300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dimsum9797 unsern guten kaiser franz

    • @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV
      @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Alexander Anderson lol

    • @WanderfalkeAT
      @WanderfalkeAT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tattle Board: Nope, Trump isn't!

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let's reinstate the Austro-Hungarian empire. I volunteer as a monarch ;) Don't worry, I'm a kind ruler. I'm going to get southern Tyrol back so we can be whole again.

    • @trompetenproductions8290
      @trompetenproductions8290 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      dimsum9797 dat is austria not the ald german reich.

  • @joey8062
    @joey8062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Austria-Hungary vs Italy, without allied or German help.

    • @nerminerminerminermi
      @nerminerminerminermi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      joey8062 Italy loss or draw

    • @theunknown8574
      @theunknown8574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      joey8062 Italy easy win if Austria and Hungary united in 2018. Even Romania is stronger than both Austria and Hungary

    • @nerminerminerminermi
      @nerminerminerminermi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Long Live Romania wouldnt give my right hand for that...

    • @daniivan28
      @daniivan28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Long Live Romania haha thats funny

    • @kainezillah
      @kainezillah 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      650iE63 Two of the most incompetent military forces and nations of all of history do a one v one duel. I’d say Draw.

  • @millmerrr
    @millmerrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man I absolutely love you!!! Whe i saw that "luckily i still can afford some főzelék" i was laughing my ass off. But you forgot one thing... The Pörkölt!!!!

    • @attilakovacs2231
      @attilakovacs2231 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In wartime, you will be happy with some fried bacon on that főzelék.