UR MINE! Edit: I have changed the tag to gender neutral since there is no implication that the listener is female. I've had messages from non-female fans telling me they really enjoyed this all the same ❤❤❤. Thank you for 600 subs as well , love you all
probably. or he really wanted to prepare our new bedroom. but now we got stuck with a storage room. cause we were hoes and came early. sucks to be a morning person ig lmfao
Don't you hate it when you get kidnapped and they don't give you fucking food. Like sir I'll stay as long as you give me food, it's really that simple 🤨😒
me: I will never love you ! Yandere: well, that's a challenge I'm willing to take. Me: well, I'm not staying here for a damn challenge! Yandere: you can't escape, you can't call for help... Also Me: ChAlLeNgE aCcEpTeD .
"You're here... forever." This man seriously underestimates how quickly I'd off myself in this situation irl. In all seriousness though, this was a great audio! The switch was sudden but not unnatural, and the voice acting as a whole was really good! Nice job my guy 👍
Him:no school no friends no family nothing Me: fuck them I need ✨EDUCATION✨ I'm ok with no friends and family but school, really this man is taking school from me
@@extremepuking Wait don't go without me if I had to guess your gen z me too I will do anything to do less moving and socializing and school is school so see you in the basement
Did you know? The Battle of the Nile was a major naval battle fought between the British Royal Navy and the Navy of the French Republic at Aboukir Bay on the Mediterranean coast off the Nile Delta of Egypt from the 1st to the 3rd of August 1798.
"I've been admiring you for a long time." Me, with a coffee stain on my shirt, dorito dust on my fingers, scrolling through pinterest at 2am: "Yeah, it's really hard not to admire me."
I'm not particularly fond of english yandere roleplays but this one was really fun. You carried the character well and you have a great voice. Well done!
if someone would start a sentence with: Um..he..eh.. um ..eh.. I would run away without coming in... Lol its true tho How much did he said um anyway? Lmao Its really good asmr anyway :)
Him: procrastinating Me: ah! I know what your doing 😏 Him:? Me: mister procrastinating Him: you belong to me now Me: no sir the only thing I belong to ✨is my bed✨😎
Whenever yanderes say that I'm gonna be with them forever I laugh and say " mate your gonna wanna get rid of me soon enough, no one can handle this flaming Cheeto of a girl 😩😎 "
Are we just gonna ignore how he let us get our own bed at first instead of forcing it out of us immediately he is so sweet even if he is keeping me with him I kinda like it ✨🤭🤭🤭
I was like ok he's fine like maybe he wanted to watch a movie or something then he said he was taking what was rightfully his and I was like there it is
Him: Bribes me with good Me: Hell yeah I'll stay Him: Oh later in the afternoon Me: Aha what....? *Pulls out my own knife* Sir I am yandere for food so fooking try me
Him : you’re an amazing person Me : looking like piece of shit while looking like an accident too 👁👄👁 Me : I think you might have the wrong person... I mean...how does it feel to be fucking blind ????
UR MINE!
Edit: I have changed the tag to gender neutral since there is no implication that the listener is female. I've had messages from non-female fans telling me they really enjoyed this all the same ❤❤❤.
Thank you for 600 subs as well , love you all
😂
NO, UR MINE!
Sir dont be so angy
Yes.
O k a y
"I didnt excepted you this early..."
*Sir did you just killed someone?!*
probably.
or he really wanted to prepare our new bedroom.
but now we got stuck with a storage room.
cause we were hoes and came early.
sucks to be a morning person ig lmfao
For some reason the typo "killed" makes that whole comment 10x better
Or he was getting ready OR MAYBE IM NAIEVE
True
absolutely
Him: I'll give you food
Me: Yay
Him: In the afternoon
Me: I fucking hate it here
LMAO YESH
Me too
Same
XD
I said fuck you bro
ngl i love those yanderes who look innocent at first but then turn scary- so dis audio for me rn is 👌
Glad I can feed your Yandere taste 🕺
@@KL_VA now we really vibin 💃
@@sabishi2000 same here brother.
Your profile pic is ✨adorable ✨
@@KL_VA Yeah let’s just vibe 💃
You:You're mine!
Me:🦋 o 🦋 k 🦋 a 🦋 y 🦋
You’re *******
@@siredquinn uhm yeah sorry "_"
@@michelledoux1631 np osjdk3jd
Him: Your mine!
Me: yeah sure idc, fine by me *le shrug*
love the switch from kinda shy to “you belong to me” like yes sir i do 💘💕
It went from : "i'll bring her home at 7 sir" to "she is going to call me daddy too" in the speed of a lightning-
@@user-dq3wu9mq5n LMAOOO
Same UwU
Same girl 😩🏃♀️💨
Yes
he kidnapped me but didn't prepare to marry me what a shame🤦🏾♀️
Fr 🙄
dont you hate it when you get kidnaped and not being prepared to the kidnapper 🙄
disappointing honestly 🙄
Don't you hate it when you get kidnapped and they don't give you fucking food. Like sir I'll stay as long as you give me food, it's really that simple 🤨😒
I deadass said "okay I get it im trapped here but do you got games on yo phone?"
*aggressively licks icecream while staring over shoulder down at the phone*
If im staying here, can you at least get my turtle and fish from my house? They my babies
Okay... I'll make an exception to that
@@KL_VA can i have my snake to? he’s a cutie dw lol
@@sylv13e and my bird, we can't forget him 😌
@@skyekot1311 yes of course
Here ya go 𓆉 i may have ate your fish ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
me: I will never love you !
Yandere: well, that's a challenge I'm willing to take.
Me: well, I'm not staying here for a damn challenge!
Yandere: you can't escape, you can't call for help...
Also Me: ChAlLeNgE aCcEpTeD .
Damn right!!
📀👅📀🔪 Ahaha~ *bring it*
Count Me In😈😈
Aight let’s do this
OH HAIL YAAA
•when your oc is soft, shy & clingy•
"You'll never love me..?"
Me: "WAIT NO, I NEVER SAID THAT I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME MY LOVE" ahem- uh yes
Lol that's a good one
“You’ll never love me?”
WAIT- I NEVER SAID THAT!! I NEVER SAID THAT! I NEVER SAID THAT! I NEVER SAID THAT!
Baby I'm not even here I'm a hallucination 👩🦯
Don’t be suspicious 👁👄👁
No I'm not yours!!
You are MINE!!
Plot twist the listener was yandere for this dude the whole time and was stalking him already
*pretending to have good grades because i feel oddly happy still having the praises even if he's a little obsessive*
That switch from innocent to yandere was just so 👌🏾👏🏾! I really went "Oh. Oh. Well, okay then. Woah! Alright, sir." 😂
ikr
"You're here... forever."
This man seriously underestimates how quickly I'd off myself in this situation irl.
In all seriousness though, this was a great audio! The switch was sudden but not unnatural, and the voice acting as a whole was really good! Nice job my guy 👍
Exactly😂😂😂✨
Him: said we can watch a movie
Me: oh ok so u wanted a date oh baby say less
Did not mean to put "said"
👁️👄👁️
@@Toastytoes205 ummm... hi
👁👄👁
Him:when i see you in class getting the highest grades-
Me:who are you talking to that persons not me....im at the BOTTOM of the class
*keeps asking about food and drinks*
Ok bro you think I’m fat or something??? . 📀👄📀🔪
Lmao
🤣🤣❤️👍🏽
Probably wants to put something in the food or drink to make you sleep-
@@edotensei2248 CALLING ME LAZY TO-?!? dang he right... 😌🤚
AHHHH You're back!!! I missed your vids lol This is gonna be amazing like always!
No school. Alright deal I will stay.
Why are you everywhere?
@@bunniiiko5737 what do you mean?
@@wifutoga1989 he means that he saw ur comment everywhere :>
Can I get a Owa Owa Toga?
Him:your just so perfect
Me: I K N O W🦋
"Just you, me, and this house."
Don't forget my doggo
I want him to go get my cats 😭😭
Him:no school no friends no family nothing
Me: fuck them I need ✨EDUCATION✨ I'm ok with no friends and family but school, really this man is taking school from me
6:04 - I would love to show you my basement! It's really cozy down there I think you'll love it!
Okay , just as long as I get a sleeping bag
@@KL_VA I sense Aizawa vibes..but yes please! And get me a heater too.
@@extremepuking Wait don't go without me if I had to guess your gen z me too
I will do anything to do less moving and socializing and school is school so
see you in the basement
@@kiyokossister5584 Yeah alright I'll wait as long as you need.
"Oh my... Why do you keep defying me?" I love how he says that
Yeah, so, uh. Instead of the basement by myself can we watch movies on disney+? I get really bored and lonely really quickly
Storage room!! And fine.. I hope you like WALL-E
Nagisa?? 👁👄👁
@@amerie3165 . . . .maybe
🙊
Girl/boy was like : no💗🧚🏻♀️💅
I love this so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Such an amazing video like all your other videos!!!!!!!
They will never match up to your content though ❤ , thank you
Wait but if I stay it's free rent and food.
I'LL TAKE THE DEAL SIR
Him: you belong to me.
Me: oh no honey you belong to me I bought you offline but it's so worth it at the end. Lol🤣🤣
When he said no school I was like no u are mineeee foreverrrr.
Did you know?
The Battle of the Nile was a major naval battle fought between the British Royal Navy and the Navy of the French Republic at Aboukir Bay on the Mediterranean coast off the Nile Delta of Egypt from the 1st to the 3rd of August 1798.
soviet russia is better than prussia
Thank you my good sire
Funfact : Nile means river in Egyptian
Um what made you choose to give this information in an ASMR video?
P.s not hating
@@Mr13tg I don’t know also would you like to learn more about an historical event
"I've been admiring you for a long time."
Me, with a coffee stain on my shirt, dorito dust on my fingers, scrolling through pinterest at 2am: "Yeah, it's really hard not to admire me."
I love this
"Your so nice"
OwH YeS I aM
THis is AMazinG! I am so glad I found you-
imma sub real quick-
Hello,what about part 2?!?!
Working on other things right now. I didn't think this video would do so well so I may have to make this a series
Okay I actually love this so much
I'm not particularly fond of english yandere roleplays but this one was really fun. You carried the character well and you have a great voice. Well done!
Im glad that this is M4A
im a new subscriber! i will support your channel no matter what..! And also great job on the video..i love it a lot! 🌟
I be like this is why you need help with grades; always tryna avoid the work watchin movies kidnapping crushes etc lol
If im staying here can i atleast get my charger and my cat and blanket?
if someone would start a sentence with:
Um..he..eh.. um ..eh..
I would run away without coming in...
Lol its true tho
How much did he said um anyway? Lmao
Its really good asmr anyway :)
You're right tho! Lol
Him: Why do you keep defining me?
Me: Cause I'm not a bottom
No offence to anyone
Him: *breathes*
Me:yessirrrrr you ain’t locking me up sir I locking you 👁👄👁🍭
oh shit fuck
Fax doe 🚫🧢
Him: procrastinating
Me: ah! I know what your doing 😏
Him:?
Me: mister procrastinating
Him: you belong to me now
Me: no sir the only thing I belong to ✨is my bed✨😎
King Leo VA: *Speaks in yandere*
My mind: This is gonna go really well for me ☺️☺️☺️
You're voice is so nice omfg-
Whenever yanderes say that I'm gonna be with them forever I laugh and say " mate your gonna wanna get rid of me soon enough, no one can handle this flaming Cheeto of a girl 😩😎 "
Him ur mine
Me wHeN dId wE aGrEe tO tHiS
When you walked in
@@neongecko783 opps my bad
I mean owl I have no bother getting kidnapped by you😆✌
borger
Gotta love yandere boys
Are we just gonna ignore how he let us get our own bed at first instead of forcing it out of us immediately he is so sweet even if he is keeping me with him I kinda like it ✨🤭🤭🤭
I was like ok he's fine like maybe he wanted to watch a movie or something then he said he was taking what was rightfully his and I was like there it is
Him: Bribes me with good
Me: Hell yeah I'll stay
Him: Oh later in the afternoon
Me: Aha what....?
*Pulls out my own knife* Sir I am yandere for food so fooking try me
I love how every person in the comments are just "yeah hes a psycopath yes im urs😘😘🥰🥰💕💕💕💕💕💕💕❣❣❣❣❣"
Part 2?
rhino
I can't leave... Bold of you to assume that I will get my lazy @ss of the floor to try to leave
soooo can i play minecraft still or....?
bro no school? no family? HECK YES
Ok but can I at least watch Netflix and TH-cam
Him: because this is your home knaw
Me:Bish I live In Florida
Mealso: but i ain't complaining 😖😫🤚🤚
Me watching this
Me:is that shigaraki!?
As much as I joke about it and the times people have said this.
In all seriousness this isn't shigaraki 😂
The carector looks just like him I'm foreverly convinced it's shiggy
I thought he was gonna do the Nickelodeon theme when he was knocking on the door
uuuuuuuh
peppa pig is hot 😩
Him : you’re an amazing person
Me : looking like piece of shit while looking like an accident too 👁👄👁
Me : I think you might have the wrong person... I mean...how does it feel to be fucking blind ????
I’ll be yours and you’ll be mine how does that sound
bye I am not smart I’m failing all my classes with my parents disappointed 😜
school doesn’t tell ur intelligence !! im sure ur smart in other areas
Is wanting this to happen to me asking for too much?
I'm getting cHILLS on my bAAAack 😃
Wow!never love you! according to me opposite of the word love.
Can i feed my cats before i get kidnapped
Cats are great!
I have 3 of them 🐱❤
Dude if I have the best grades my classmates are stupid :-P
no one
Me: WHERE THE FRICK IS THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON
I'm not gonna lie but I-ive been.....sorry
Never mind imma just stop typing....
Ps. I'm not sorry
If I’m staying here will I be able to watch anime? If not I’m not gunna like this 🙁‼️
Jump out the window sis
Oop
Forgot to dislike this one lol
Da heck did he do to you??
There’s the door-🚪