Off Days: 40

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  • @user-xv3fg3ii2k
    @user-xv3fg3ii2k ปีที่แล้ว +590

    Amir’s been alive for almost a decade now, and he has nothing to show for it, save for a few successful business ventures and a lovely wife!

    • @TheTheDoctor007
      @TheTheDoctor007 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He doesn’t have any of those things

    • @MetawarSVK
      @MetawarSVK ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheTheDoctor007 Kick him while he's down why don't you?

    • @gabriel_kaam_knr
      @gabriel_kaam_knr ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@TheTheDoctor007 KICK me while I'm down why don't you !!

    • @oventi_
      @oventi_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

      At least one successful podcast, and I think he has a gf. Not bad for 40.

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@oventi_ kiss him while he's up why don't yea

  • @Howler54Z
    @Howler54Z ปีที่แล้ว +559

    I like that Reilly speaks louder and articulates so the old mangy G-pa can hear

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’m glad you didn’t cuss. His people don’t like that.

    • @SteveJohnson-ht6kv
      @SteveJohnson-ht6kv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like? More like I LOVE. Get your head out your god damn ass and show some respect. This is the funniest god damned video on the web and all you can say is I like?

    • @simonwayne7916
      @simonwayne7916 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      old mangy *cool* G-pa

    • @AnAdequateViolinist
      @AnAdequateViolinist ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A birthday ca’d for this decrepit G-pa makes the g-strings drop. I got mange at a bingo night stand

    • @markkittel44
      @markkittel44 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AnAdequateViolinistOn a Tuesday! Tell them the day!!

  • @ConverseSC
    @ConverseSC ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "Did you have WI-FI when you were me?" is such a good line

  • @dexter111344
    @dexter111344 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    This is at least nicer than all the letters his class sent to him on his 30th birthday.
    P.S. Do the Bills ever win the Super Bowl?

    • @manonganonman
      @manonganonman ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Go bills.

    • @Howler54Z
      @Howler54Z ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Love, Kyle

    • @dixiecronin7791
      @dixiecronin7791 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You're adding "love" to the end!

    • @SolidValidus
      @SolidValidus ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How do you know Doobs?

    • @gabriel_kaam_knr
      @gabriel_kaam_knr ปีที่แล้ว +13

      MISS Nesbit. She woulda been so pissed at you

  • @utterlyj1277
    @utterlyj1277 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I love how kind and patient Reilly is, even as her mangy old boss becomes confused and angry. It's sad to see him like this

    • @LazarusIsBackBaby
      @LazarusIsBackBaby ปีที่แล้ว

      Truly, it's sad to watch such a decrepit husk of a man try to "act" on camera beside a much, MUCH younger & more vibrant talent.

    • @SteveJohnson-ht6kv
      @SteveJohnson-ht6kv ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love how

    • @meinkraft501
      @meinkraft501 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love… Reilly…. Oh my god I… guys, I’m in turtle dove with turtle deilly… it’s… oh wow I’ve never felt such deep beatings in my heart

  • @beats_and_bytes
    @beats_and_bytes ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Can't believe Amir's been alive for almost a decade now

    • @johnangelle5975
      @johnangelle5975 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And nothing to show for it, save for a few successful business ventures and a lovely wife

    • @just_joshing
      @just_joshing ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@johnangelle5975 he doesn’t have either of those

    • @aliomar8525
      @aliomar8525 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kick him while he's down why don't yah

    • @juandiegoprado
      @juandiegoprado ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@just_joshing Kick him while he's down, why don't you!

    • @roryconroy9669
      @roryconroy9669 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nothing toʻ show for it save a wife and a few successful business ventures.

  • @BIDZ180
    @BIDZ180 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I'm glad they're finally acknowledging Amir's mange

    • @SirTatManTat
      @SirTatManTat ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Physically and spiritually he is a mange of himself.

    • @SteveJohnson-ht6kv
      @SteveJohnson-ht6kv ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Killer joke. I’m deceased

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep ปีที่แล้ว

      Jake was always too polite to point it out.

  • @rkalla
    @rkalla ปีที่แล้ว +19

    In the CH days Amir would NEVER think he'd be the target of ageist jokes but this series is so fantastic.
    I need more

  • @brucewayne2184
    @brucewayne2184 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Did you have WiFi when you were ME?" lmao

  • @chasehlee7197
    @chasehlee7197 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    You know what 40 means. Time for a mid life Dreyfus. Julia Louis style. That’s when you are at the age when you win so much that other women don’t get their just credit for their own successful shows.

  • @RepublicOfUs
    @RepublicOfUs ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay, I've seen this a few times, but I just noticed Reilly's sweater, and I hope to any god that exists that it's an intentional choice. Wearing merch from the band famous for being the oldest, mummy-looking rock musicians ever, and then talking down to a dude who just turned 40. I love it so much.

  • @maneaterspod
    @maneaterspod ปีที่แล้ว +30

    It's truly incredible to see a chipmunk be so long-lived.

  • @MrDarkBrightEyes
    @MrDarkBrightEyes ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Amir and Reilly are such a good comedic team. Their timing and energy is hilarious. I'm glad to see Jake and Amir still at it and adding some great comedians to their fold.

  • @cate7540
    @cate7540 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I will watch you guys when you are 70. Actually, it will be fun to see Amir still driving Jake crazy at 70. Thanks for making me laugh.

  • @taylorsmith4128
    @taylorsmith4128 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Wow! It feels like just 10 years ago that it was Amir’s 30th birthday.

  • @jamesfinch73
    @jamesfinch73 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Talking to him in that octave that suggests he's like 112 years old was fantastic.

  • @chrisbyerly
    @chrisbyerly ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This was great. Reilly’s delivery had me cracking up the entire time

  • @misternotlob6769
    @misternotlob6769 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Holy shit they way raiellayeigh is talking slow and enunciated so old man 'Mirmir can understand is fucking killing me

    • @BoolyK
      @BoolyK ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WHO?

    • @SteveJohnson-ht6kv
      @SteveJohnson-ht6kv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂 literally me

    • @Kgnsbdj
      @Kgnsbdj ปีที่แล้ว +6

      apperantly he's her oldest friend, he's 50

    • @dclarkmusic
      @dclarkmusic ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Raileighghgh

    • @godfarm10
      @godfarm10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Artistic licence

  • @PalaceIV
    @PalaceIV ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hilarious sketch. Loved Reilly's performance and pronunciation of the jokes in this!

  • @EvilApple567
    @EvilApple567 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that despite Reilly using Amir's mange as both a prominent descriptor of him and a quarter of her acrostic poem, she's still surprised to see it when he stands.

  • @gloop32
    @gloop32 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I feel like it was only yesterday I was crying laughing at Amir trying to get his milk back after Sarah threw it on Patrick

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I still remember the time Ben Schwartz waterboarded Amir with milk.

    • @darmam0o
      @darmam0o ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FutureDeep Ooh that wasn't milk.

    • @urmumsballs69
      @urmumsballs69 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darmam0othat was cottage cheese

    • @darmam0o
      @darmam0o ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@urmumsballs69 That's not how cottage cheese is made.

  • @SteveJohnson-ht6kv
    @SteveJohnson-ht6kv ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I literately love everything about this. I was cracking up the whole time. Bravo!

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just like Amir's elderly bones.

  • @BreadAccountant
    @BreadAccountant ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The second I saw the thumbnail and title i knew what I was getting into and still I can't stopp laughing ahahahahaha

  • @emmanuelwhite7288
    @emmanuelwhite7288 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His face at :34 dude 😭😭😭

  • @tayo_95
    @tayo_95 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:30 pm of your life. 💀

  • @hugom1111
    @hugom1111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:30pm of your life…days almost over..💀😂

  • @psyduck8025
    @psyduck8025 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Reilly's delivery. Jesus 😂😂😂

  • @parkermorgan6890
    @parkermorgan6890 ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode is complete gold, we deserve so much more than this

  • @moosesurgeon
    @moosesurgeon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The cadence of “do you want me to read it to you” is so damn funny

  • @stephenthomas4782
    @stephenthomas4782 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Oh my god I have mange” 😂😂

  • @TheTangyapple
    @TheTangyapple ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Happy birthday gramps, you're a legend of my childhood

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that all that was actually written on the card is a nice touch

  • @dylanjc
    @dylanjc ปีที่แล้ว

    These sketches are criminally underwatched. Get sharing, people!

  • @plasticbutler
    @plasticbutler ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Amir puts the elder in elder millennial.

  • @jvaheed
    @jvaheed ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Riley has HD memories from the Womb...The Sac... but she doesn't remember studying WW1. Fucking brilliant.

  • @noel1735
    @noel1735 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amir's age is a gift that keeps on giving

  • @sam9974
    @sam9974 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Enjoy the 5:30pm of your life” will stick with me for the rest of MINE

  • @TheRod187
    @TheRod187 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His posture and hoodie does make him seem 50-ish😂

  • @cykopvth
    @cykopvth ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ok, ok, reilly’s at the top of her game in this one

  • @gasgano8255
    @gasgano8255 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amir might get old but he's fast approaching ZADDY territorium 😋

  • @Drarack
    @Drarack ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't believe the R didn't stand for a simple rosé

  • @kidyuki1
    @kidyuki1 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Finally, Amir is the one breaking in the outtakes! Can't really blame him.

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Schwartz got him every time too.

  • @OJOBISH
    @OJOBISH ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I hope Amir and Reilly are having a good day

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why

    • @JamScamly
      @JamScamly ปีที่แล้ว

      nice comment, OJOBISH 😎👍

  • @runedudez
    @runedudez ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was here so early the video was still called "old 2".

  • @deadmo1
    @deadmo1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is genius

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots ปีที่แล้ว

    For the next one of these sketches, it should end with Amir asking if Reilly has crow's feet, followed by her choking him.

  • @Thomas-hh2yu
    @Thomas-hh2yu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like that Reilance seems to think that Amir is her actual grandfather

  • @awetmore6846
    @awetmore6846 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did you have wifi when you were me? 😂

  • @thefoodisalive
    @thefoodisalive ปีที่แล้ว +1

    enjoy the 5:30pm of your life is a golden line

  • @JMZBros
    @JMZBros ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Should've been
    "Did you study the Alamo?"
    "Yes, didn't you?"
    "I don't remember"
    ...

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep ปีที่แล้ว

      Who studies the Alamo?

  • @stevejackson3815
    @stevejackson3815 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was so good

  • @couragecoachsam
    @couragecoachsam ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hope that chipmunk of a man has been storing nuts for the frigid winter of his life

  • @BikeRyder13
    @BikeRyder13 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a good one

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen ปีที่แล้ว

    I like that Reilly feels close enough to Amir to speak with him about moving to assisted living.

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen ปีที่แล้ว

      Like Amir is her G-pa or something

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron ปีที่แล้ว

    Reilly's a living cartoon 😂😂

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amir puts the 'mid' in 'mid-life crisis'.

  • @connortisch481
    @connortisch481 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    damn this was a good ep

  • @someguywhocanfly
    @someguywhocanfly ปีที่แล้ว

    She said main-G, she's actually giving him daps

  • @cs-fp
    @cs-fp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did they not have that word in the old days?

  • @michaelmuise2262
    @michaelmuise2262 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was a perfect piece of media

  • @jodyvett23
    @jodyvett23 ปีที่แล้ว

    40! Amir is so.. cold

  • @cragland94
    @cragland94 ปีที่แล้ว

    solid ep to be sure

  • @IAmAndrew1
    @IAmAndrew1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What's the matter, man? You're not happy to be 40?

  • @almosthelpless9374
    @almosthelpless9374 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Go Bills!

  • @Geigez
    @Geigez ปีที่แล้ว

    How would you like a 2-9 fish sandwhich?

  • @aarondadvlogs
    @aarondadvlogs ปีที่แล้ว

    So Off Days is the new Hardly Working

  • @jomafu
    @jomafu ปีที่แล้ว

    Make up department went OFF. Amir looks ancient!

  • @oxodity
    @oxodity ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Reilly is SO considerate making sure the elderly can hear her, a bread roll model for sure

  • @beansfebreeze
    @beansfebreeze ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How do you look this divorced, amir

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how those things were actually written on the card

  • @eyoelberhane_blackmoth
    @eyoelberhane_blackmoth ปีที่แล้ว

    What a mangy 40th birthday message...

  • @MrSlimSheaD
    @MrSlimSheaD ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This means J&A 30th Birthday was 10 years ago.

  • @josuesolis1382
    @josuesolis1382 ปีที่แล้ว

    What did she say after his hip?

  • @TheGregbueno
    @TheGregbueno ปีที่แล้ว

    agreed

  • @RoadAbby
    @RoadAbby ปีที่แล้ว

    Best one yet! Sooo glad Geoff wasn’t in it. Honestly I won’t click on it if Geoff is on.
    Happy Birthday Amir you are the best! ❤

  • @izakmoleterno6371
    @izakmoleterno6371 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious

  • @Geigez
    @Geigez ปีที่แล้ว

    Cool g pa alert

  • @gibreelcapriccio7578
    @gibreelcapriccio7578 ปีที่แล้ว

    If amir where to punch me I would question if he were able to understand the concept of space and time.🎉😂❤

    • @gibreelcapriccio7578
      @gibreelcapriccio7578 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like the fact that she mentions world war worldcraft.

  • @KuncanDastner
    @KuncanDastner ปีที่แล้ว

    these never fail to kill me, the ones you know they enjoyed writing/acting always hit the best

    • @SteveJohnson-ht6kv
      @SteveJohnson-ht6kv ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hit different dude. Definitely hit different.

  • @nunziocombattelli6311
    @nunziocombattelli6311 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dear Amir,
    I hope you’re not alive to read this. 40 is not a good look on you, you’ve failed miserably in every avenue of life.
    Love,
    Ms. Nesbit
    P.S. do the Bills ever win a super bowl?

  • @Alreezy
    @Alreezy ปีที่แล้ว

    Amir should be proud of all his accomplishments. He came up with the pyramids, after all!

  • @drakoinx
    @drakoinx ปีที่แล้ว

    My fave fact is her uncle is Jeff Probst.

  • @AwayFromTheWorld
    @AwayFromTheWorld ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes!

  • @NougatCN
    @NougatCN ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Main G boss

  • @GarveyPeterson
    @GarveyPeterson ปีที่แล้ว

    Roma downys kid is a talent of the highest calibration

  • @benherrshlim
    @benherrshlim ปีที่แล้ว

    If Amir is 40 now, that means he was younger than I am now during the Hardly Working videos.
    I am starting to feel like a grumpy. old. grouch.

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo ปีที่แล้ว

    Are you sad are me? This is 40.

  • @kalex62x
    @kalex62x ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn 2002 was a long time ago

  • @chris_1988
    @chris_1988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video, with the exact same content, could have been 3× longer and it still would have had an insane "funny per minute" ratio. Brava!

  • @joeyknuckles2721
    @joeyknuckles2721 ปีที่แล้ว

    Riley and Amir are a good duo😂

  • @manasavachat5101
    @manasavachat5101 ปีที่แล้ว

    WD-40? Nah! My hinges are very rust factually. Why? Due my age yeah!

  • @iCuddleAfter6
    @iCuddleAfter6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny and educational I don't know what mange is

  • @ThePantheons
    @ThePantheons ปีที่แล้ว

    hey geoff, you didn't keep your noise removal filter on for Amir's takes, so every time it cuts to him we get the room tone hiss pretty noticeably.
    and that's a turdy for you, bud.

    • @KevyGLevy
      @KevyGLevy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Excuse me, but he actually has a deviated septum about that kind of shit

  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can’t believe Amir is 4 score old

  • @starchington
    @starchington ปีที่แล้ว

    GO BILLS

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DID YOU HAVE WIFI WHEN YOU WERE ME?

  • @agneseditsstuff
    @agneseditsstuff ปีที่แล้ว

    This really is 40

  • @AhrkFinTey
    @AhrkFinTey ปีที่แล้ว

    amir shouldn't hate his murphday

  • @ashleyzinyk399
    @ashleyzinyk399 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reilly is so mean!

  • @cheenewah
    @cheenewah ปีที่แล้ว

    Reilly is a goddess