Amazing to hear the Republican voter interviewee stating that her greatest concern is crime in New York, while her party's nominal leader is currently facing 91 criminal charges.
@@artbargra The number of murders not just as a percentage of the population but actual number of people killed in New York City is below what it was in 1959. With similar numbers for almost every other kind of crime. The myth that New York is a lawless place is 30 years out of date at this point. These days the only crime you are likely to suffer is how much your landlord is charging in rent.
@@daniellamcgee4251 Unh uh 🤣I was LITERALLY just thinking about the dancing dad's on Maury Povich and that sent me in a laughing trip just now; it hit me on a metaphysical level, that we're ALL that unwanted 😂😂😂😂and I'm high
I'd be honored if some 90s fans would take a quick listen to my low-fi acoustic piano & vocal YT performances of "1979" by the SMASHING PUMPKINS and "High & Dry" by RADIOHEAD in tribute to 2 great standards of the era. Live acoustic with no autotune or digital editing. Peace out and stay safe in the '020s.
since texas gave New York gift of the needed migrants, etsy style new york makes a regift of the statue of liberty and 'infrastucture' relating to an "ellis island"... Maybe texas then could use etsy to find new york similar but better than a cheeseboard... cities gonna be flooding anyway push em in and make reefs
Actually, Trump drained the swamp, exposing the GOP garbage that has existed for decades. But Trump never said he was going to clean anything up. New York did their part in EMPTYING the swamp.
I still can't stand Bolton. He had his opportunity to come forward during Trump's presidency when he knew the crimes Trump was committing. However, he stayed silent so he could write about all of it in his book. That goes for Bill Barr as well.
True, but Bolton has always been a snake. It's no surprise that he went for Trump, and vice versa. It's the exact same for Everyone who worked for Trump - these days, a seemingly neverending tsunami of 'shocked' and 'horrified' and 'alarmed' ex-staffers at Every level, all preaching about how dangerous he is, and the threat he represents to America, and democracy - and usually with their own book deal to promote. Maybe people - including Bolton - had the excuse of The Unknown during Trump's very first year (or months) in the presidency, but after that initial blink in time, it became rapidly clear what a fool and dangerous gobshite he is, as well as the wretched calibre of the people he summoned to his side - the dead-eyed Stephen Miller, scruffy Steve Bannon, Ghoulliani, Sydney Powell, etc etc. Bolton climbed into political bed with all of those people... And the most irritating thing is that even a self-serving war hawk like him is completely right in Everything he says about Trump. Everything. Despite the endless ways that anyone can - entirely rightfully - castigate Bolton, it doesn't cancel out his warnings about, and views of, Trump and his cabal. It's annoying...
Tough on crime? What exactly does that mean, especially for a member of Congress? More laws against what? More federal prisons? Finally put Trump in one?
It means diverting attention away from the fact that most of the worst crimes in the world are committed by rich guys in fancy suits, by focusing on petty street-level crime in a way that appeals to the average person's racism and disdain for the poor.
You mean like Vladimir, right? Out a seventh story window because you "said the wrong word". Like that, tough on crime? Penal colonies in America - how trumputin can you get?
Yeah, that's a rather weird stance when it's about the legislature, who are there to make laws, not enforce them. If you want to focus on being "tough on crime", then you have to focus on executive offices because it's their job to ensure the laws are faithfully executed. Hell, the one you should be focusing on in that regard would be primarily the state attorney general (who is elected in New York). Wanting someone to be in Congress because they'd be "tough on crime" has no working knowledge of how the legislature works or what it does.
Dems pick up a seat in the US House today and another in Pennsylvania State House! Go Blue! Love all my fellow Americans! That’s how you do it🎉 A 16 point swing! 💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🙏🏽🗳️💙💯✅
All I can say is 'Thank God Trump ran as a Republican and turned his back to the Democratic party! Or maybe they said "no thanks to Trumps offer to be their candidate since they had Hillary!
I believe money will be Trump's biggest problem, not the court cases or the possibility of jail or even the voters. His lifestyle is expensive and to pay his legal bills, fund his campaign and keep his lifestyle. All his big donor's are sitting out this election cycle. Eventually something is going to break him (financially speaking)
@@MANZANOADRIAN why on earth would people want two national power houses to succeed? That makes absolutely zero sense. I will trade you California and New York for 7 or 9 southern states…. They are just taking money from the system.
Thank you NY-03 for flipping the House Seat. Please folks vote BLUE no matter who to save our democracy and our country from this stupid dangerous fascist autocrat 🙏☮️💙
@@makingroceries77 . . . . No sense of humor, eh? And yet your name is "makingroceries" . . . . Go figure. I suggest that rather than engaging in political discourse, you stick to makin' groceries.
@@Rovingdog628 that wasn't political discourse. It was an intelligent unfunny reply to a plea to save our country. Also, that's not what makin' groceries means. Until you study some history and some regional dialects you should be quiet. Thank you 🙏☮️💙🇺🇸
Laura Trump only gets away with that shit because Tom Petty is dead, his family already gave Trump a cease and desist order for using his music because he would hate them.
And they wonder why musicians seem to support politicians who don't do that.....😮💨 During his campaign Mit Romney used a song by the Dropkick Murphys. Their reply was "we literally hate you".
Sounds like a solid plan because it would inevitably implode the system. This would most likely ensure the demise of these whacko Trump-dependent politicians and might potentially bring back the type of Republican who works with those across the aisle to actually pass bills.
I learned this in grade school, which influenced my career in environmental sciences. We need leadership making decisions based on science, not quackery, politics or baseless conspiracies.
Speaking of dating... have you heard who Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin is dating??? Alex Soros. I guess the CBS writers had fear of Rocking the Soros boat, or in this case, the Soros Yacht...
"Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor security" -Ben Franklin That's for you, random Long Island voter.
"We don't care about democracy, that's already done"... No Ma'am, democracy is not a given and as Trump shows, it can be taken away if we are not vigilant.
Tom Petty's estate has warned the Trumps about using his songs before.. "The family of Tom Petty denounced Trump's use of the song "I Won't Back Down" at political rallies in 2020. The family sent the campaign a cease and desist letter, stating that the song was written for the "underdog" and "common man", and that Trump did not represent either." Wasn't Trump bragging just the other day about how he passed the Music Modernization Act? 🤔 Apparently, he has never read it...
Also, another old decease was detected this week in Oregon, the "bubonic plague". Forget the "bed bugs" we had last fall in Paris, this is way worst. Great monologue, as always. "Merci" to Stephen Colbert & the writers. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲
Honestly bubonic plague is totally curable these days, and we only ever get it from animals in one-offs. Bed bugs, while less likely to kill you without treatment, are probably worse for society as a whole given how hard they are to get rid of and how easy they are to share.
It's all been worked out before at various times over the past 4 years. Families have multiple ways to access the information, including loaned technology. Of course it'll never be perfect, but it's better than no school.
Tom Petty’s estate should send a cease & desist order just on the fact that Lara Trump stinks at singing! Don’t quit your day job( whatever it is you do)Lara Flump!
What!? We were allowed to leave our human hamster balls in 2021?! Dammit, I never heard about that. I've been rolling around in this thing for 5 years!
Taylor Swift endorsed Suozzi at the last hour. Look what happened. She's going to have concerts in all the swing states In September. Swifty's stand by😅
@@buzz5969hows your cult leader doing? 😂 hurry up and send him your social security cheque! He needs to pay off a 354 million dollar fine plus 90 million for the rape settlement..
That woman is probably my age and yet managed to sound like an extra on an episode of All in the Family. I would bet she hasnt actually experienced or seen any crime.
Luv ya New Yawk! I miss you! Born and raised in Queens. I moved away in the mid 90s. Retired now, living in Baja California, (MX) and I'll probably never have the opportunity to go back even for a visit. But I miss that New York State of Mind. New Yawk, New Yawk, a city so nice they hadda name it twice!! Proud that you stayed TRUE and voted BLUE! 💙🇺🇸 👍🙃✌️
@commonsense571 love it When my kids were little [1990s to 2000s] I sat in the car, right where the sleds might hit a car, with hot chocolate ] those were good days
Or just me, a millennial who grew up in Florida lol. For real though, I'll take the world's knowledge at the press of a few buttons over an occasional snow day. You should feel bad for people who had to mine ore or churn butter most of their lives.
Brilliant, that would cripple them for years. All of the money they have going into his legal fees. The only conspiracy theory those MAGA nuts haven’t considered is Donald being the democrat agent destroying the party from the inside.
If the population has more than tripled since then, then a higher percentage of the population watched the Beatles. So don't be too impressed with the Super Bowl.
Is that lady understanding that without democracy the definition of crime can be really blurry? In fact, in a tyranny, the people on power can just take away even your property without any crime being committed! I know people (in other nations) who had lost the property of their house and farm without knowing by a local former 'politician'.
Telling Russia to attack other countries is hilarious considering they thought they were going to beat Ukraine in 3 days and here they are struggling 3 years later. Saying Russia is your pitbull is like pointing to a little toothless Chihuahua. It was not the insult Trump intended it to be
Fun fact: cocoa is originally called cacao (as it's still called in every single language, since the Aztec name was cacahuatl), but Samuel Jackson's conservative dictionary made a major blunder by confusing cacao and coco (coconut).
Oh my god! "Democracy that is done". We need to start teaching Civics in all schools again.
should have never stopped.
If she thinks democracy isn't important, then she shouldn't vote.
She wants us to be tougher on crime. I agree, so we're sending Trump to jail.
Good luck with that if you are in Florida
Civics isn't taught in school? What the hell are you guys doing over there?
Amazing to hear the Republican voter interviewee stating that her greatest concern is crime in New York, while her party's nominal leader is currently facing 91 criminal charges.
Well he is a New Yorker, and committed many of his crimes there to be fair.
All while crime is at HISTORIC LOWS
@@dafttool If by "all time low" you mean "as it were in 2021", then you're right. Jesus, it is true that most Americans have a short memory span.
@@artbargra No. The 60s, cultist
@@artbargra The number of murders not just as a percentage of the population but actual number of people killed in New York City is below what it was in 1959. With similar numbers for almost every other kind of crime. The myth that New York is a lawless place is 30 years out of date at this point. These days the only crime you are likely to suffer is how much your landlord is charging in rent.
NY you are beautiful! Thank you so much! 💙💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏
@@luvmydogs8389 There is hope! Let’s stay strong and United!
Congrats NY on flipping a seat!
They brought it in from Harlem, no doubt? Everything they flip does.
Fuck I'm high. That made sense to me. It was supposed to be a cute joke showcasing an illicit drugs trade pun
Did yis miss that part of the Republican candidate being a registered Democrat? Either way you would have "won"...
@@ttacking_youThe joke of illicit drugs wears off, and one day you will probably wish you never knew about it.
@@daniellamcgee4251 Unh uh 🤣I was LITERALLY just thinking about the dancing dad's on Maury Povich and that sent me in a laughing trip just now; it hit me on a metaphysical level, that we're ALL that unwanted 😂😂😂😂and I'm high
Congrats Tom Suozzi and thank you Long Island.
Thank you New York for draining the swamp.
I'd be honored if some 90s fans would take a quick listen to my low-fi acoustic piano & vocal YT performances of "1979" by the SMASHING PUMPKINS and "High & Dry" by RADIOHEAD in tribute to 2 great standards of the era. Live acoustic with no autotune or digital editing. Peace out and stay safe in the '020s.
since texas gave New York gift of the needed migrants, etsy style new york makes a regift of the statue of liberty and 'infrastucture' relating to an "ellis island"... Maybe texas then could use etsy to find new york similar but better than a cheeseboard... cities gonna be flooding anyway push em in and make reefs
Trump drained the swamp ... but only so he could collect the swamp monsters and give them positions in his maladministration.
Step by step by step.
Actually, Trump drained the swamp, exposing the GOP garbage that has existed for decades. But Trump never said he was going to clean anything up.
New York did their part in EMPTYING the swamp.
I still can't stand Bolton. He had his opportunity to come forward during Trump's presidency when he knew the crimes Trump was committing. However, he stayed silent so he could write about all of it in his book. That goes for Bill Barr as well.
I agree!
Doesn't that go for most of the GOP..?
Agree... he talked about his "principles"... what a joke.
True, but Bolton has always been a snake. It's no surprise that he went for Trump, and vice versa.
It's the exact same for Everyone who worked for Trump - these days, a seemingly neverending tsunami of 'shocked' and 'horrified' and 'alarmed' ex-staffers at Every level, all preaching about how dangerous he is, and the threat he represents to America, and democracy - and usually with their own book deal to promote.
Maybe people - including Bolton - had the excuse of The Unknown during Trump's very first year (or months) in the presidency, but after that initial blink in time, it became rapidly clear what a fool and dangerous gobshite he is, as well as the wretched calibre of the people he summoned to his side - the dead-eyed Stephen Miller, scruffy Steve Bannon, Ghoulliani, Sydney Powell, etc etc.
Bolton climbed into political bed with all of those people...
And the most irritating thing is that even a self-serving war hawk like him is completely right in Everything he says about Trump. Everything. Despite the endless ways that anyone can - entirely rightfully - castigate Bolton, it doesn't cancel out his warnings about, and views of, Trump and his cabal.
It's annoying...
@@laura749All of them, not just 'most'.
Speaking of snow I knew there was Snow way that republicans would keep control of George Santos's seat. Congrats NY on flipping that seat.
Especially after viewing the republican candidate’s debate performance.
Very punny!
That storm was a psy-op put together by the Biden administration, the NY DNC, and Taylor Swift!
New York has chosen wisely! Congrats to Tom Suozzi!
“Every penny will be used properly” screams a history of corruption. Like a cannibal saying, “don’t worry, I don’t even like human liver.”
Tough on crime? What exactly does that mean, especially for a member of Congress? More laws against what? More federal prisons? Finally put Trump in one?
Congress is full of criminals so it will only mean immigrant and minority criminals.
It means diverting attention away from the fact that most of the worst crimes in the world are committed by rich guys in fancy suits, by focusing on petty street-level crime in a way that appeals to the average person's racism and disdain for the poor.
Yes, please put trump in prison!!
You mean like Vladimir, right? Out a seventh story window because you "said the wrong word". Like that, tough on crime? Penal colonies in America - how trumputin can you get?
Yeah, that's a rather weird stance when it's about the legislature, who are there to make laws, not enforce them. If you want to focus on being "tough on crime", then you have to focus on executive offices because it's their job to ensure the laws are faithfully executed. Hell, the one you should be focusing on in that regard would be primarily the state attorney general (who is elected in New York).
Wanting someone to be in Congress because they'd be "tough on crime" has no working knowledge of how the legislature works or what it does.
Well it was worth it to go out into the snowstorm today to vote!!!!!!!!
Thanks for braving the snow!! From a neighbor in CD2.
Thank you! 🇺🇸🏴💙
Well done!!!!!! The world appreciates it.
And we thank you!
Stephen Colbert is still the best right now!
He has breast right now?
Jon Stewart is the best, always has been….And is once again….
@@DisasterMaster3K🙄
"It's not about the depth of the snow; Its how you plow it." 👌
😂👍👍
If this was Seth Meyers, I would have muttered "Scollins!" in barely contained rage.
When Long Island lady says "Democracy is done", does she mean "done" as in "achieved" or "done" as in "finished"?
She's a MAGA Republican - ignore and override!
Proud as heck to have voted for Rep. Tom Suozzi this morning!!! Way to go, district 3!!! 🩵💪🏼
🔥💙🔥
💯 What a lit acceptance speech too! Great guy!
A really big THANKS!!! From District 2.💙🇺🇲
Yeah! Keep the illegals coming.
Thank you! 💙
Hey Lara, I have one for ya: "Dont come around here no more!" "Give it up. STOP!"
C'mon
She's just runnin' down a dream.
Petty just rolled over in his grave when he heard her butchering his song...
Shout out to the great volleyball player George Santos. Go easy on those new knees.
😂😂😂
Best volleyball player ever! LMAO
The "Drug Enjoyment Agency"... And that picture. OMFG. Classic. Glad I wasn't trying to drink something at that moment.
You woulda spilt your milk😅😂
Suozzi wiped the floor with her.
He wiped her butt with his finger?
Dems pick up a seat in the US House today and another in Pennsylvania State House! Go Blue! Love all my fellow Americans! That’s how you do it🎉 A 16 point swing! 💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🙏🏽🗳️💙💯✅
Now that Lara Trump is aiming for the RNC chair, we now wait for the inevitable filing of the RNC's bankruptcy.
But first she has to beat out the pillow guy
They already 3 million in debt aren't they? I think RNC just borrowed 3 million. 😮
@@VladimirPutin-p3t If the my pillow guy is broke, Trump is finished with him.
All I can say is 'Thank God Trump ran as a Republican and turned his back to the Democratic party! Or maybe they said "no thanks to Trumps offer to be their candidate since they had Hillary!
I believe money will be Trump's biggest problem, not the court cases or the possibility of jail or even the voters. His lifestyle is expensive and to pay his legal bills, fund his campaign and keep his lifestyle. All his big donor's are sitting out this election cycle. Eventually something is going to break him (financially speaking)
Thank you NY ! 💕💋🇺🇸💙
Thank you New York for voting blue and flipping a seat.
NY has always been on the right side of American history! Thanks from CA and the world at large!
Ny and California should secede. Economic powerhouse
@@MANZANOADRIAN why on earth would people want two national power houses to succeed? That makes absolutely zero sense. I will trade you California and New York for 7 or 9 southern states…. They are just taking money from the system.
From a lifelong Democratic, you're all gay
You're not dumb. I wasn't allowed to call you d$%b
😂❤needed the laughs bad... Thank you Stephen!
Can't Forrest Trump just get the hell out of our lives
Never GONNA happen, he lives in your mind with TDS😅😂
"Democracy is already done" what is that lady smoking? lol
If democracy is done, why is she bothering to vote?
Thank you NY-03 for flipping the House Seat. Please folks vote BLUE no matter who to save our democracy and our country from this stupid dangerous fascist autocrat 🙏☮️💙
The only seat that was flipped in the House was the Toilet Seat.
@@Rovingdog628 very intelligent. Please go troll somewhere else 🙏☮️💙 Thank you
@@Rovingdog628 very intelligent. Please go troll somewhere else 🙏☮️💙 Thank you
@@makingroceries77 . . . . No sense of humor, eh? And yet your name is "makingroceries" . . . . Go figure. I suggest that rather than engaging in political discourse, you stick to makin' groceries.
@@Rovingdog628 that wasn't political discourse. It was an intelligent unfunny reply to a plea to save our country. Also, that's not what makin' groceries means. Until you study some history and some regional dialects you should be quiet. Thank you 🙏☮️💙🇺🇸
So happy for NY. Vote blue and you can't go wrong.
Laura Trump only gets away with that shit because Tom Petty is dead, his family already gave Trump a cease and desist order for using his music because he would hate them.
🤡🤤🍊WONT BACK DOWN 🤡🥴🦧 Lara Trump🤭😠😡🤤🤡🤢🪳
❤TOM PETTY❤😊
Was that really her singing voice? Ugh!
And they wonder why musicians seem to support politicians who don't do that.....😮💨
During his campaign Mit Romney used a song by the Dropkick Murphys. Their reply was "we literally hate you".
@@hollyr.1139 Yeah, I don't think Ms Swift has to look over her shoulder too anxiously.
I hope Greene, Boebert and Gaetz all turn purple when Suozzi saunters in to take his seat in the chamber. The really must be tired of WINNING.
We he will have to cover his private parts cause Greene would try to grab them.
But they never get tired of whining.
Think that district will have MAGA PTSD for a while.
Every penny used properly. Hilarious!
To be honest, I'm all for letting Trump's family handle the RNC's money, and letting Trump's lawyers handle their legal affairs.
If she's half as good a manager as Elana Habba is a lawyer, it's gonna be a big year
For democrats
😂😂😂😂
They’ll go bankrupt. 😂
Sounds like a solid plan because it would inevitably implode the system. This would most likely ensure the demise of these whacko Trump-dependent politicians and might potentially bring back the type of Republican who works with those across the aisle to actually pass bills.
@@CP-ho2wj🤞🏾
I learned this in grade school, which influenced my career in environmental sciences. We need leadership making decisions based on science, not quackery, politics or baseless conspiracies.
"Perhaps if she were'nt my daughter in law I'd be dating her."
😂😂👍
Not my type, just look at her.
Doubt that's stopping him.
Speaking of dating... have you heard who Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin is dating??? Alex Soros. I guess the CBS writers had fear of Rocking the Soros boat, or in this case, the Soros Yacht...
“Succumbing to entropy” is my new favourite euphemism!
Sure, turn over the RNC to the woman that married ERIC!
Sounds like a fine idea.
Donald Trump's daughter-in-law as co-chair of the RNC? Helllllll to the nooooooooo! 🤨
Yes let she take over so they can lose
They will skim and steal from that committee like we have no idea!
She will give all the RNC monies to Trump
Do you think she'll be...good at the job?
C’mon it’ll be hilarious
Those valentines heart candies were the first texting ever
"Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor security" -Ben Franklin
That's for you, random Long Island voter.
Band killed that outro. Best in the biz.
Every penny to the lawyers, jet fuel and Stormy.
"We don't care about democracy, that's already done"... No Ma'am, democracy is not a given and as Trump shows, it can be taken away if we are not vigilant.
I think she was saying that democracy is over, it didn't work. Probably because she believes the 2020 election was rigged.
The Trunt got crushed in NY
Tom Petty's estate has warned the Trumps about using his songs before..
"The family of Tom Petty denounced Trump's use of the song "I Won't Back Down" at political rallies in 2020. The family sent the campaign a cease and desist letter, stating that the song was written for the "underdog" and "common man", and that Trump did not represent either."
Wasn't Trump bragging just the other day about how he passed the Music Modernization Act? 🤔
Apparently, he has never read it...
Didn't you know that Lara T**** unanimously passed the Torture Modern Music Act?
Also, another old decease was detected this week in Oregon, the "bubonic plague". Forget the "bed bugs" we had last fall in Paris, this is way worst. Great monologue, as always. "Merci" to Stephen Colbert & the writers. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲
I just heard!!! Thank goodness for antibiotics but also-🤯🤯🤯😱
And smallpox since 2014? In Fairbanks AK
Honestly bubonic plague is totally curable these days, and we only ever get it from animals in one-offs. Bed bugs, while less likely to kill you without treatment, are probably worse for society as a whole given how hard they are to get rid of and how easy they are to share.
Remote Learning is a dirty phrase. It's snow day. You don't get to deprive kids of the one good thing about winter.
Rest assured You would never catch me at home for school on any snow day…😊
Thank you to the Colbert team for the laughter though the madness!🦋🙏💙💖☘️🌴
I wager that even in NY, not every child/ student has the Internet. Nor a cell phone, laptop, or desktop.
It's all been worked out before at various times over the past 4 years. Families have multiple ways to access the information, including loaned technology. Of course it'll never be perfect, but it's better than no school.
In California they give it to your child free.
@@kindabluejazz my wager still stands. “Not every child”.
@@freya8133 cool. Texas has enough money to do the same, not sure if Texas provides the free internet, and electronic devices for “every child”.
@@8arrows Well, given that they don't even provide food... oh, and the electric supply is kinda unreliable.
Don't underestimate the swifties!
Shout out to Louis! Playing trombone on "Big Fine Woman" for Mardi Gras! 🎭
Tom Petty's grave stone just cracked.
His coffin is spinning
Can the family sue? Hope so!
Trump was already sent a cease and desist once by Tom Petty. It used to be that "a word to the wise is sufficient."
Better: a cease and desist has been sent his way by Petty's estate.
Tom Petty’s estate should send a cease & desist order just on the fact that Lara Trump stinks at singing! Don’t quit your day job( whatever it is you do)Lara Flump!
What!? We were allowed to leave our human hamster balls in 2021?! Dammit, I never heard about that. I've been rolling around in this thing for 5 years!
Waiting this long to replace santos? No rush!!!! 😂❤ Do we really need em, if we can obviously go this long without em?!
"It's not the depth of the snow, it's how you plow it."
Spreadin' some salt, too.
They don't care about democracy, who would have guessed 😂😂😂😂
Well,if Republicans hadn't booted Santos,they would still have his 12 votes, one for each of his personalities.
12 inches of snow, best dancehall album of the 90s
I can’t find a nail long enough to drive into my ears whenever I hear that shrew sing Tom Petty. Who I’m sure is rolling over in his grave.
I'm glad Suozzi won, but I'm surprised NY3 picked a candidate who doesn't even play competitive level volleyball.
It's New York City. Where can you find a decent volleyball court there?
What? No volleyball? At least tell me he's produced a Spiderman play!
@@francescaa8331and that was WHILE he was training to be America's first astronaut.
😂 thanks
Let the democracy bell ring! Never again on Trump. Vote Blue. 💙
M 🦘🏏😎
Tom Petty must be spinning in his grave. If Lara continues I hope the Heartbreakers & Petty family issues a cease & desist order.
That was an old video.
Every monday is now The Daily Show and Colbert Report 04 edition! Glad democracy has a shot.
Kudos new york💙
Taylor Swift endorsed Suozzi at the last hour. Look what happened. She's going to have concerts in all the swing states
In September. Swifty's stand by😅
Spot on funny and truthful as always!
Usually to be a republican who's a registered democrat you have to be mayor of NYC.
Love the candy hearts at the end. Those need to be real things
Santos' seat got flipped for Democrat. Hey MAGAhats, are y'all tired of winning yet?
Is yer mum?😅😂
Wow! Snow in the northeast!! Who wouda thunk it? The real news is the LACK of winter in NYC!
“We don’t care about democracy, that’s already done” 💀
Flippin scary!
Unfortunately, an all too common belief of a Republican voter.
been there, done that ?!😮😅
Why does that old fool care….??
Like the environment they don’t give a rat’s ass about the future or their grandchildren children
Democracy is so last year.
This segment just toooooooo (8) hilarious!
The new covid guidelines piss me off . I don't want sick people waiting tables and working at the doctors office .
Kids with Covid have been serving coffee for at least two years. God forbid we make our own coffee and save a few lives.
Get some more jabs and wear two masks youll be ok cupcake😅😂
@@buzz5969 Donnie junior ? Is that you ?
@@buzz5969hows your cult leader doing? 😂 hurry up and send him your social security cheque! He needs to pay off a 354 million dollar fine plus 90 million for the rape settlement..
@@buzz5969ask Herman Cain if hes ok without "the jab".. 😂⚰️🪦
That woman is probably my age and yet managed to sound like an extra on an episode of All in the Family. I would bet she hasnt actually experienced or seen any crime.
Wait we're all just going to pretend Lewis wasnt PLAYING A SLIDE TROMBONE!!??
Came here to say the same thing! What can’t this dude play?!
Luv ya New Yawk!
I miss you! Born and raised in Queens. I moved away in the mid 90s. Retired now, living in Baja California, (MX) and I'll probably never have the opportunity to go back even for a visit. But I miss that New York State of Mind. New Yawk, New Yawk, a city so nice they hadda name it twice!! Proud that you stayed TRUE and voted BLUE! 💙🇺🇸 👍🙃✌️
Great writers delivering bad news that makes us giggle. Pulp fiction late night
I got a notification that The Democrat won the seat. Thank you Long Island.YES💙🌊
Zoomers will never know the joy of hearing a snow day announcement. Now it's not even a "snow day." It's just "day."
Back in my day" a lot of moms weren't in the workforce. Now?
Hudson Valley had snow day! Mine were out sledding❄️☃️❄️⛄️
@@DARWINZOOBack in your day, women and black people aren't people. So your days miiiiiight not be as great for everyone else.
@commonsense571 love it
When my kids were little [1990s to 2000s] I sat in the car, right where the sleds might hit a car, with hot chocolate ] those were good days
Or just me, a millennial who grew up in Florida lol. For real though, I'll take the world's knowledge at the press of a few buttons over an occasional snow day. You should feel bad for people who had to mine ore or churn butter most of their lives.
The winners won
And the losers and liars lost bigly
Laura Trump as co-chair of the RNC? But of course, since then she'll control the purse strings for the party.
A party of ONE, TRUMP!😂
I hear McDaniels is stepping down because there is no purse?!?
Yes - because the money is only enough for one Trump.@@peacheswilliams4539
@@kathcasey2090when will the misuse of funds suits start?
Brilliant, that would cripple them for years. All of the money they have going into his legal fees. The only conspiracy theory those MAGA nuts haven’t considered is Donald being the democrat agent destroying the party from the inside.
It’s about time they’re getting rid of him! Geez. REPOS love being lied to I suppose
Man the GoP's working hard to become the new Hapsburgs.
Thanks Thanks Stephie
@6:17 Didn't really need the white powder to make Dim Jr's face look coked up ! #TR45H
Well ..when the Beatles were in NY in 64....73 million watched them....close enough 4 me✌️✌️😺
If the population has more than tripled since then, then a higher percentage of the population watched the Beatles. So don't be too impressed with the Super Bowl.
Is that lady understanding that without democracy the definition of crime can be really blurry?
In fact, in a tyranny, the people on power can just take away even your property without any crime being committed!
I know people (in other nations) who had lost the property of their house and farm without knowing by a local former 'politician'.
I love how that lady takes it upon herself to speak for "the whole country" 😂
Telling Russia to attack other countries is hilarious considering they thought they were going to beat Ukraine in 3 days and here they are struggling 3 years later. Saying Russia is your pitbull is like pointing to a little toothless Chihuahua. It was not the insult Trump intended it to be
What will happen to Jan 6,2021 insurrectionists running for Congress in 2024 if no money thru RNC?
Who is paying these🤡😡
Evidently nobody... The RNC is pretty much broke
They are broke because 1, the cult is donating straight to *rump and 2, they paying his legal fees for certain cases!
Whole GOP is bankrupt- morally bankrupt.
Maybe the orange mn has more classified documents to sell. On second thought he'd keep it for himself.
#separationofchurchandstate
It's not the size that's important.... it's that fact that Trump isn't on the other end of it
World Cup has WAY more viewers than the Concussion Bowl.
1.5billion watched the world cup final.
Most of the reports keep forgetting to state 'most viewed in the US'
And the moon landing had more viewers.
But they're mostly foreigners so they don't count. (Signed, A Foreigner.)
The US thinks they are the only stat that matters
Stupor Bowl
So good!!
It’s so hilarious trump has to assure everyone the money will be used properly. I trust anyone that tells me that 😂
Good news, Democrat Tom Suozzi won. Suck it George
He probably will suck it. 😂
How do they get votes counted so fast?
@@bettyjones113It's one precinct, not the whole country.
@@bettyjones113Machines
No offence, but "Tom Suozzi" sounds like another fake name Santos would use.
"a confident 5" nearly made me spit my drink into my lappy.
Fun fact: cocoa is originally called cacao (as it's still called in every single language, since the Aztec name was cacahuatl), but Samuel Jackson's conservative dictionary made a major blunder by confusing cacao and coco (coconut).
True! Why is Belgian chocolate (about the only thing we have te be proud of) so delicious? Because of the high content of 'cacao'.
Lara Trump as Co-chair of the RNC is wonderful news. Please make it happen............
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