Damon Salvatore | The Best of HUMOR (S1-S8)

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  • "Cool as a cucumber."
    Can I just start by saying how much I absolutely love this character and making this video only made me love him even more? Damon Salvatore will always be my favorite. I already miss him and his humor. I included most of my favorite moments with him in this video. Although there is about a hundred more, this would be way too long. Let me know what you think! :)
    Fandom: The Vampire Diaries
    Song: • Meghan Trainor - Me To...
    Program: Sony Vegas Pro 13
    Coloring: kindon18
    Twitter: / rhyssfeyree
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  • @rhaantwniou2220
    @rhaantwniou2220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9414

    Let’s say it. No one can play Damon Salvatore except from Ian.

    • @mina-zw1zw
      @mina-zw1zw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      matt auditioned for damon lol i cried

    • @tvds8350
      @tvds8350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      YESSSSS

    • @tvds8350
      @tvds8350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mina-zw1zw same XD

    • @ilaracarol2371
      @ilaracarol2371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@mina-zw1zw I hope you weren’t saying that in a rude way

    • @ronitsharma2587
      @ronitsharma2587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you tell me song

  • @aaeenshah5233
    @aaeenshah5233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13482

    How many people watch The Vampire Diaries for Damon

    • @_AnkitaPal
      @_AnkitaPal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️😭😭😭😭😭😭😍😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️I really really like him a lot..

    • @ryanmorris6298
      @ryanmorris6298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Aaeen Shah MEEEEEEEE❤️

    • @newsies_obsessed8486
      @newsies_obsessed8486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I watched 'The Originals' before I watched 'The Vampire Diaries' and I watched it for Elijah and Klaus at first but when they left I watched it for Damon.

    • @dekah4481
      @dekah4481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Everybody

    • @saraygomez9810
      @saraygomez9810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aaeen Shah XD mee

  • @alishaa9550
    @alishaa9550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7567

    “Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today I told it it was joe that lie will haunt me forever...”
    I love it 😂😂😂

    • @leticiacervantes9786
      @leticiacervantes9786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      THIS ONE ALWAYS GETS ME😂😂

    • @rosedawson1712
      @rosedawson1712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      god I laugh so hard everytime I think about this line😂

    • @jasmineharris3242
      @jasmineharris3242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bro samee

    • @bongiubon
      @bongiubon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO

    • @fernandamora5172
      @fernandamora5172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@kishwar541 Stefan used to feed on animal blood, including chipmunk, which is why Damon made fun at what he might be writing in his journal
      I hope I helped you!!

  • @julissa6715
    @julissa6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6815

    Damon is not the most liked because he’s the most attractive, he’s liked because he’s witty. Humor always prevails in my eyes.

    • @ysabellefallarme9903
      @ysabellefallarme9903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      literally true

    • @LeeAnne23
      @LeeAnne23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      No he’s the most attractive and the most humourous

    • @thesarians8677
      @thesarians8677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Im lesbian and damon was my favorite character i liked his personality

    • @diepls4491
      @diepls4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tony montana why are u pressed damons literally a character

    • @ihateyoubitches
      @ihateyoubitches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Sarians YES

  • @Zoe-vh1ex
    @Zoe-vh1ex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15037

    “Mason Lockwood”
    “Oh sure, hey Ian”
    I will always think about this blooper

  • @priscillaaaaaaaaa.
    @priscillaaaaaaaaa. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5884

    “Stefan’s not a virgin? 😧😳”
    🤣

  • @mystacor224
    @mystacor224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8429

    Damon is the only one who’s getting hotter and hotter every season.

    • @almaabualhaj9766
      @almaabualhaj9766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Season 3 and 1 r his hottest

    • @turtl3n00b
      @turtl3n00b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yo fax

    • @elleiahjx3718
      @elleiahjx3718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@almaabualhaj9766 Bruh Season 5 Damon is the hottest!!

    • @naii2180
      @naii2180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      And Elijah

    • @user-cb7fu2hn7f
      @user-cb7fu2hn7f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I think that s8 was definitely his worst... He's always hot though

  • @aminaahofb1231
    @aminaahofb1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2676

    Some girls just can't resist my style, good looks - Damon
    90% of girls who watch tvd- YOU'RE NOT WRONG

  • @SaraH-th4ph
    @SaraH-th4ph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4089

    “When I tripped, and accidentally ripped Malcom’s heart out.” This is why I love Damon 😂

    • @camilacoelhodossantos7866
      @camilacoelhodossantos7866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "When I tripped, and accidentally ripped malcom's heart out" I prefeer "hello,brother " sorry if I mister the write I 'm brasilian. Help me?

    • @ashleyandolimpia6115
      @ashleyandolimpia6115 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @lgbtqfeminist5085
      @lgbtqfeminist5085 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahhahahahahhahahvaha

    • @karengalvin7181
      @karengalvin7181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sara lol
      2:48 😂😂

    • @susanwjoh0re735
      @susanwjoh0re735 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      mmm you seem to like psychos.

  • @jessh1233
    @jessh1233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10698

    “Take off your shirt”
    “Elena! There are children present...”
    Screaming
    😂😂😂

  • @ameliablyskal3465
    @ameliablyskal3465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2896

    “Put the damn crossbow down pocohuntas” that line killed me😂😂

    • @TahiraJeffry
      @TahiraJeffry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂😂😂😂best line

    • @zahrasohail6409
      @zahrasohail6409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahaha yess

    • @tvds8350
      @tvds8350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same XD

    • @ARCtrooperblueleader
      @ARCtrooperblueleader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Amelia Blyskal - I read this just as I heard it. Pure gold. xD

    • @lumenpierce8583
      @lumenpierce8583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought he said Pocahontas.

  • @jeyceemishaelcausing9287
    @jeyceemishaelcausing9287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    Favorite animal of Damon:
    Sǫᴜɪʀʀᴇʟs

  • @reillyhudson7643
    @reillyhudson7643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5379

    Caroline: DAMON!!!!! Towel! Knock!
    Damon: CAROLINE!! No one cares! No!

    • @daniel-rx6rx
      @daniel-rx6rx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      xD

    • @saraaaa27
      @saraaaa27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love this! 😂 😂 😂

    • @aarshattrey8201
      @aarshattrey8201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😅😅😭😭

    • @kat-st2rf
      @kat-st2rf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAO THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE

    • @mihaelabanu1091
      @mihaelabanu1091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Plus if he'll see something he hadn't seen before, he'll throw a dollar at it

  • @Jaayy1997
    @Jaayy1997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3823

    “Aren’t you afraid that one day all the forest animals are gonna ban together and fight back?” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aworldofcaroline7239
      @aworldofcaroline7239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Jay 1997 “I mean, surely they talk”

    • @klara6441
      @klara6441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I literally scrolled onto this comment the exact same time it was playing in the video lol 😂 😂

    • @anisafarah4533
      @anisafarah4533 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lisa doces me too hahaha

    • @user-lt7pf6zc2v
      @user-lt7pf6zc2v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jay 1997 😂😂😂

    • @ivisa6267
      @ivisa6267 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay 1997 i love that line

  • @syrinaevans3284
    @syrinaevans3284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    “No Elena I will NoT gO To YoUr BeDrOom WiTh YoU?!”

    • @rebelliouslegacy
      @rebelliouslegacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That damn line killed me and the best part was the face Jeremy made...DYING.

  • @euiie1567
    @euiie1567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Damon is Just the definition of sarcasm and comedy

  • @fifiharrington7556
    @fifiharrington7556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2987

    *Elena invites Damon over to tell him that shes worried about Stefan *
    "No Elena I will not go to your bedroom with you"
    Jeremy: "....."

  • @inaraborrie1057
    @inaraborrie1057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2412

    “Put the damn cross bow down pokahontas”
    IM DEAD 😂😂💀💀

  • @riddhimakapoor9190
    @riddhimakapoor9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2413

    I think Damon has been in Elena’s bedroom more than Stefan
    Edited : thank u for so many likes never got so many likes in comment 🤗

    • @elleiahjx3718
      @elleiahjx3718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yup....that's soo true!!

    • @avikaveer1655
      @avikaveer1655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂

    • @Sorya-gf7qw
      @Sorya-gf7qw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Even when she was with stefan😂

    • @riddhimakapoor9190
      @riddhimakapoor9190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      sorya singh : totally true 😂😂😂

    • @sanam2507
      @sanam2507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      True true

  • @rhx_ary
    @rhx_ary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    2:08 Damon looked adorable while Alaric was talking lol

    • @aryahi2338
      @aryahi2338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ikrrr I thought I was the only one who saw that lmao

    • @olivagulabjan9
      @olivagulabjan9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

  • @emollama9153
    @emollama9153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2154

    Elena : "Damon, take off your shirt."
    Damon : "Elena, there are children present."

    • @ryanjules1674
      @ryanjules1674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which episode?

    • @emmaunicorn5426
      @emmaunicorn5426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ryan jules l don't know l think it's between seasons 3-5 it's when he get bit by a were wolf

    • @moonlightvibes767
      @moonlightvibes767 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think it's season 4

    • @anushkasinha4524
      @anushkasinha4524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ryan jules season 4 ep 23

    • @ryanjules1674
      @ryanjules1674 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anushka Sinha thanks 😃

  • @LotsOfCome
    @LotsOfCome 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2737

    "Dear diary a chipmunk asked me my name today, I told him it was joe, that lie will haunt me forever" omg such a funny scene xD

    • @aral4660
      @aral4660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      THATS LIKE MY FAVORITE QUOTE FROM HIM EVER

    • @woahsavvy7271
      @woahsavvy7271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jessica nordström I laugh so hard bruh 😂

    • @Vicki2618
      @Vicki2618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @iolid4997
      @iolid4997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My favorite it's just so random

    • @walkingaftermidnight6877
      @walkingaftermidnight6877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's literally Stefan though. In the beginning, he annoyed me so much. I love him now though.

  • @trinityl4502
    @trinityl4502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    1:45 Elena: “take off your shirt” Damon: “Elena there are children present” 😭

  • @alexandra-sv6ql
    @alexandra-sv6ql 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    0:37 that “ohhh yeeaa” REALLY SEND ME

  • @sakshituteja4042
    @sakshituteja4042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6334

    It's unbelievable that he is 40 years old . No one could have made this more better than that Dominw seriously !

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Yeah,which sucks considering he's so convincing as a young adult,or is it just me who believes so?

    • @sakshituteja4042
      @sakshituteja4042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hell yeah

    • @nissaboggess6938
      @nissaboggess6938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wut ;-;

    • @nissaboggess6938
      @nissaboggess6938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Gracie xox Yass he’s hot

    • @w33dm0mmy
      @w33dm0mmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Stephanie Zambrano he doesn’t play a young adult he plays a 100-200 year old

  • @sahram.500
    @sahram.500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    “Dear diary, today a chipmunk asked me what my name was. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt
    me forever.” I just noticed how funny damon actually is lmao 🤣

    • @ameerarashid3335
      @ameerarashid3335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sarah G I don't get it , plz explain!!!!

    • @britney4439
      @britney4439 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Damon was mocking stefan.

  • @jessicavela8787
    @jessicavela8787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    “Activate our wonder twin powers!” Don’t know why, but I died laughing at that part the first time i watched it lol

  • @krishnamondal9404
    @krishnamondal9404 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When Stefan said "I don't have Damon humor " , he was spontaneously true. 😂

  • @miachloe3410
    @miachloe3410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4041

    "I'm Katherine, the b**** that will destroy your lives for all eternity!! HEHEHEHE!!!"
    "Ok..."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I'm dying!!

    • @melanieramos727
      @melanieramos727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Mia Chloe I love that part

    • @valentine6926
      @valentine6926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Mia Chloe I LOVE THAT PART I KEPT REPLAYING XDDDDD

    • @itsmith14
      @itsmith14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i ligit laughed so hard i let my entire badder go. i love Damon!!!

    • @missemoji4649
      @missemoji4649 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😭😭😭😭😂😂

    • @kaylaclose8476
      @kaylaclose8476 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What episode was that from??

  • @ijustshitmyself
    @ijustshitmyself 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1671

    "Oh no! is Stefan feeling sensitive because he ruined his friendship with Caroline? She really liked him and he broke her heart!"
    "See Stefan, even the bear knew"
    "I saw that from a mile away and my brain's made of cottonnnn!"
    *best scene ever*

    • @-naomi-9691
      @-naomi-9691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I WATCHED THIS SO MANY TIMES AND I'M DYING.

    • @saraygomez9810
      @saraygomez9810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bitch Lasagna ikrr

    • @bailey6082
      @bailey6082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i rewatched that scene like five times when i first watched the episode and died laughing every time XD

    • @mxrlxnx8512
      @mxrlxnx8512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite one is where he talks like the bear and leaves a note calling the travelers wannabe witches 😂

    • @kayapriove2544
      @kayapriove2544 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      correct

  • @alishaa9550
    @alishaa9550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “...I saw that from a mile away and my brains made of cotton” 😂😂🧸

  • @leticiacervantes9786
    @leticiacervantes9786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    the way he CARRIED this show

  • @omgkaiparker4025
    @omgkaiparker4025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    (Damon ) ‘ no Elena I will not go to your bedroom with you ‘
    (Jeremy) * looks over while chewing cereal *

  • @shirinrahman3318
    @shirinrahman3318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Damon reading fifty shades like it was a newspaper. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stormingcobra5591
    @stormingcobra5591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    “Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever.”
    Who writes this stuff? Where did they come up with this? Bizarre, but genius.

  • @kimhuai6378
    @kimhuai6378 7 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    "Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my my name today, I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever." Lmao

    • @ameerarashid3335
      @ameerarashid3335 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      brooke parley I don't get it , plz explain!!!!

    • @cece123890
      @cece123890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kahkashan Begum Stefan drinks animal blood instead of human blood so Damon was being funny about Stefan.

    • @emmysmith3651
      @emmysmith3651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Stefan's super dramatic about everything, so Damon is imitating him

    • @laylamarie8845
      @laylamarie8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I died of laughter

  • @hvrcrux
    @hvrcrux 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6952

    THIS MADE ME REALIZE HOW MUCH I LOVE DAMON

  • @meenalvekhande1406
    @meenalvekhande1406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Damon humor, his hotness and his friendship with Alaric, Liz and Specially with Bonnie made him bestest 💕 And no one can play Damon better than Ian somerhalder

    • @ninabl9125
      @ninabl9125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s true, beside his sarcasm I loved most about him, when he showed how much he cares for Alaric and Bonnie while he tries to make everyone believe he is only a bad person and I truly think Alaric and Bonnie were the only ones to really know him and that’s why I think Damon, Bonnie and Alaric are the best characters in the show 💚

    • @JustinStrife
      @JustinStrife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ninabl9125 I shipped him with Bonnie the entire time. :(

  • @koborikhurshid7728
    @koborikhurshid7728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Oh god,this Mann. Undoubtedly tvd was his show,no matter who told the story & no matter whom they tried to save it was "The Damon only show" in his style. I was just so obessessd with the character & I still am🥺❤️

    • @michellehiggins7280
      @michellehiggins7280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He carried this show. The writers did such a good job Damon is the best character in this show with the best development I've never been so interested in a character before except maybe Klaus and Ian does such a great job can't think of anyone better. He should seriously be in more shows seriously man's got real talent

  • @paiger8223
    @paiger8223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    “Put the damn crossbow down, Pocahontas...”
    “Don’t worry Care Bear, I’ve issued a no hanky panky zone...”
    “If I see something I haven’t seen before , I’ll throw a dollar at it...”
    by far my favorite Damon lines 😂😂

  • @manateeism8161
    @manateeism8161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

    *.....”if he doesn’t.....then I will cut their fingers off and feed them to the squirrels.”*
    *“right guys?”*

    • @wickedg4me
      @wickedg4me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      **guys put thumbs up and smile**

    • @lisakarlesch833
      @lisakarlesch833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      👍🏼👍🏼

    • @rijulmendhekar5358
      @rijulmendhekar5358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I could chew them up and feed them to the squirrels you know
      *squirrel noises*

    • @pollitopioo6650
      @pollitopioo6650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *thumbs up* 😂

    • @MalPlayss
      @MalPlayss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👍

  • @astrea_paris
    @astrea_paris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:08 Damon with a teddy bear is the most precious thing I've ever seen.

  • @maissaandoo4219
    @maissaandoo4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Damon: Some girls can't resist my good looks, my style, my charms...
    Me: *whispering* the sky seems interesting today 😂😂

  • @unknown-yu2wd
    @unknown-yu2wd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2205

    What is Damons obsession with chipmunks and squirrels

    • @parkraji3022
      @parkraji3022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Thatgirl101 bcuz Stefan drinks only thier blood, and Damon always piss him through being sarcastic about that.

    • @notAshildr
      @notAshildr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Might actually be PTSD from the civil war. I'm sure there were lots of sqirrels in the woods back then and lots of dead soldiers ready to be nibbled. But part of it is definitely just to mock Stephan's initial diet.

    • @user-lt7pf6zc2v
      @user-lt7pf6zc2v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thatgirl101 he’s making fun of Stefan’s diet

    • @timtam7208
      @timtam7208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omgosh they all eat nuts, sudden realization that maybe Damon's gay

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timtam7208,that statement of him being gay is as empty as a centuries old empty coffin!Where did you get that idea?

  • @ayeshanadeem9612
    @ayeshanadeem9612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    Who else loves Damon 😍🤩🤤🤤🙋🏼‍♀️

    • @laylafielding1259
      @laylafielding1259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me

    • @annakl89
      @annakl89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me😁😘❤️

    • @ashley7900
      @ashley7900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me♥

    • @Skyla414
      @Skyla414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayesha Vivid Nope

    • @grigotts
      @grigotts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The question is who doesn't love the guy ?

  • @shreeniwash1971
    @shreeniwash1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:25 ohh boyye, he nailed it.

  • @stacy4_20
    @stacy4_20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My favorite line is when Damon says "if I see something I have seen before I'll throw a dollar at it" 😂😂😂 I swear Damon has the best humor in the whole show😂

  • @doodleghost6225
    @doodleghost6225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2268

    “If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it”

    • @alexandrabennett8455
      @alexandrabennett8455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This is one of my fav quotes!

    • @hopee0101
      @hopee0101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexandrabennett8455 what does it mean? 😅

    • @kvngfontenot6597
      @kvngfontenot6597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hopee0101 basically saying u don't have nun i haven't seen before

    • @alicawells7092
      @alicawells7092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Damon :Rise and shine sleppyhead
      Elena: damon please..
      Damon: ohh if i see something i havent seen before i will throw a dollar on it 😂📈📈

    • @dope_.x5093
      @dope_.x5093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3:14Their reaction after a stranger sees the body😂😂

  • @elia_simon
    @elia_simon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    "caroline, no one cares! no!" favorite one! hahaha. love damon!

  • @momijiparfait
    @momijiparfait 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Say what you will about Damon as a character ( and there's a lot to nitpick), but he is the soul of VD. Ian's brillant portrayal is also one of the main reasons of Damon's ( and ultimately the show's) popularity.
    Stefen's arc might be more moving and compelling ( pun intended) for me as a viewer, but Damon as a character has my heart right now. (Still on S3 btw).

  • @manasishelar3402
    @manasishelar3402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    I think Damon was way funnier before he got with Elena

    • @rishaa_5171
      @rishaa_5171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      That's not at all truee....because he was funny throughout the show.....he jst stopped being a jerk like season 1!!!😂😂.....

    • @elleiahjx3718
      @elleiahjx3718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      His humor carried the show...wtf u talking about??💀💀

    • @riturajput7573
      @riturajput7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elleiahjx3718 god i see you everywhere like i am😂 tbd addicts

    • @blazehaze233
      @blazehaze233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      what?? he was the funniest during the whole show

    • @riturajput7573
      @riturajput7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@blazehaze233 ikr😂😂😂😂 he carried the damnn show on his shoulders. If it wasn't for him,show would have gone to shit😂😂😂😂.

  • @LinaMed
    @LinaMed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    0:03 Everytime I watch that scene, I'm expecting the "oh sure hey ian" from the blooper 😂

  • @julianasprouse3794
    @julianasprouse3794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    “Take off your shirt”
    “Elena there are children present..”
    I swear I love him more than life

    • @Alexandra-pd1ff
      @Alexandra-pd1ff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME ❤❤❤
      DAMON ALWAYS AND FOREVER ❤❤❤

  • @Flarkit
    @Flarkit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:28 i love when he make fun of jeremy 😂😂

  • @shirsha.m
    @shirsha.m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Stefan : I dont know why she likes you?
    Damon : Cause you Havent had sex with me!
    That line gets me everytime 😂😂😂

    • @animusetar
      @animusetar 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was Silas, not Stefan... Silas rocks too!

  • @gaygay244
    @gaygay244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1183

    Damon: She really liked him, he broke her heart.
    Rick: See Stefan, even a bear knew.
    Damon : I saw her from a mile away and my brains is made of cotton.
    Ok Damon has finally lost it.
    EDIT: ty

    • @jancabursikova900
      @jancabursikova900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ehm...
      Damon: She really liked him and he broke her heart.
      RICK: See Stefan? Even a bear knew.
      Damon: I saw THAT from a mile away and my BRAIN is made of cotton.
      But yeah, you're right 😉

    • @essymuffins
      @essymuffins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I loved the bromance between Alaric and Damon. It was complicated but I enjoyed their conversational exchanges.

    • @gaygay244
      @gaygay244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@essymuffins same

  • @notyourb3653
    @notyourb3653 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    2:43 - 2:47 "I'm shocked, Stefan is not a virgin"😂😂, i literally died😂😂❤😻

    • @magicalnights3168
      @magicalnights3168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Vatavu Georgiana i read it when he said it

    • @orchid_hearts
      @orchid_hearts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vatavu Georgiana HAAHA

    • @chloegrace._
      @chloegrace._ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      not your BÆ same

    • @walkingaftermidnight6877
      @walkingaftermidnight6877 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      not your BÆ What he said before that is very telling. He said that Stefan woke up with women he doesn't remember. We have a pretty good idea of what Stefan is like as a Ripper, so he had to of compelled them. He wakes up AFTER a blood binge, NOT remembering them, and to that Damon responds that he's not a virgin. This is a realization I just came up with. People say Damon raped Caroline, Andie, and Elena (which is bull), but it looks like this is an indication of rape. Stefan's a rapist?? I mean, I love both brothers and I'm Team Salvatore because of this, but do my ears deceive me or does it sound like Stefan is one?? That worries me!

    • @alexandraneag4867
      @alexandraneag4867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not your BÆ Hahahaha😂😂😂

  • @hannahkochher3017
    @hannahkochher3017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I met a chipmunk today, I told him my name was Joe- that lie will haunt me forever HAHAHAHSHHSBSBSHS

  • @littlestwolfedits5928
    @littlestwolfedits5928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Dear diary, A chipmunk asked me my name today.
    I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever."
    Gets me everytime 😂

  • @kaylalindsay7925
    @kaylalindsay7925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1798

    “ iM sHoCkEd
    sTeFanS nOt a vIrGin ????
    Me - 😂😂 HAHAHAHAHAH

  • @jillpeeters8808
    @jillpeeters8808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2106

    That first scene has a blooper where he accidentally says Ian 😂

    • @fernandalazalde7771
      @fernandalazalde7771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I know its so funny 😂😂

    • @chickenbroth5
      @chickenbroth5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Jill Peeters yeah it was hilarious

    • @martinkuta4693
      @martinkuta4693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      awesome 😂

    • @jordanpruitt5497
      @jordanpruitt5497 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jill Peeters yasss that's what I thought of😂

    • @user-wx4yz7cb3w
      @user-wx4yz7cb3w 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jill Peeters always the first thing in my mind when I see that

  • @traceylancashire
    @traceylancashire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "My unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift" 😂😭 also: "Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe, that lie will haunt me forever" 😂😂😂x

  • @gia8937
    @gia8937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the music makes everything so much better 😭😭

  • @bipede
    @bipede 7 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Damon's humor is everything in the show

  • @aleenamalik1422
    @aleenamalik1422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    fave Damon lines
    Put the damn crossbow down Pocahontas"
    "Activate our wonder twin powers" 😂😂😂😂
    "Dear diary, A chipmunk asked me my name today. I said it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever."
    "I'm Katherine, the ****** that will destroy your lives for aaaaalll eternityyy. hehehehehe"😂😂
    "I don't, Damon. You kill everybody, you're so mean"
    "xoxo, Damon"

    • @iminlovewiththecoco9283
      @iminlovewiththecoco9283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You haven't had sex with me too
      There's a one line
      No offence

    • @alexiseverett2143
      @alexiseverett2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@iminlovewiththecoco9283 my faves are DAMON! Towel! knock! Caroline! No one cares! NO
      I'm shocked,Stephen's not a virgin
      No elena I will not got to your bedroom with you *says in a confused voice*

    • @aniyacronlos1277
      @aniyacronlos1277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “I saw that from a mile away and brain is made out of cotton” “I tripped and accidentally ripped malcoms heart out” “no Elena I won’t go to your bedroom with you” “don’t worry if I see something I haven’t seen before I’ll throw a dollor at it”

  • @deborahd.1208
    @deborahd.1208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Put the crossbow down Pocahontas.”
    BEST LINE EVER 😂

  • @mehek6084
    @mehek6084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good lord!!! How can you resist Damon Charm-a-tore...!!❤❤❤

  • @riaali9429
    @riaali9429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4599

    Best thing about every season.
    Season 1: Damon
    Season 2: Damon
    Season 3: Damon
    Season 4: Damon
    .....i think you can guess the rest.
    (Woah the likes haha! Honorable mentions Katherine, Klaus, Kai, Rebekah, Elijah)

    • @TOASTEDMARS
      @TOASTEDMARS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      This is very difficult to guess, but I'm just gonna go out on a limb here, Damon.

    • @Pauldjreadman
      @Pauldjreadman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nooooo really? REALLY, i never would have guessed lmao

    • @fizzymilk610
      @fizzymilk610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Season 6: Kai

    • @anisa3548
      @anisa3548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think its Stefan

    • @anastasiablume4439
      @anastasiablume4439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Silas has to be on this list too he was hilarious

  • @mijila4410
    @mijila4410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    Put the crossbow down Pocahontas 😂😂

    • @marianne4911
      @marianne4911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Srce Balkansko mi fav part😂😂

    • @co0k1emonster23
      @co0k1emonster23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Milena Lukic my favourite LMAO

    • @sg_1541
      @sg_1541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@co0k1emonster23 what is a pocahontas?

    • @notmadi6968
      @notmadi6968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Milena Lukic LMAO

    • @ghofranekamoun3098
      @ghofranekamoun3098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sg 007 Disney princess

  • @MP-vy7ot
    @MP-vy7ot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:10 -Hehehehehehe!!-
    -Aaaah ok-
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @oceayarncrofthaenga3787
    @oceayarncrofthaenga3787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Watching vampire diaries has got me obsessed with Damon he's the only reason why i watch it😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤

  • @dancemomsfan1459
    @dancemomsfan1459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    Doctor: You only have 4 minutes and 17 seconds to live
    Me: Watches this and laugh the whole time

    • @syy1092
      @syy1092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's a bit sad.

    • @eviehnt
      @eviehnt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      楊韻妍 Sirena she’s joking because the video is 4:17 long

    • @syy1092
      @syy1092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eviehnt Yeah I know

  • @sefforasolomon8152
    @sefforasolomon8152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1695

    2:15 ‘i saw that from a mile away and my brain is make out of cotton’😂😂 this will forever be stuck in my head😂❤️

    • @kaitrothfuss8472
      @kaitrothfuss8472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Seffora Solomon I freakin love that scene

    • @sarax2706
      @sarax2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The way he says “cotton” has me dead 😂😂😂

    • @carlajanet401
      @carlajanet401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When i read this, tge scene came lol

    • @michaelbedell6433
      @michaelbedell6433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My fav line in was dying laughing

    • @michellehiggins7280
      @michellehiggins7280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was so adorable the way he mimicked the bear

  • @caseytucker8842
    @caseytucker8842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My fav edit everrr 😍

  • @i.hateallofyou
    @i.hateallofyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Wait how is this only 4 minutes??? Damon was hilarious everytime he opened his mouth- other then when it came to elena

  • @julissabonilla
    @julissabonilla 7 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Within the first 5 seconds I completely forgot that i wasn't watching TVD bloopers and fully expected him to say Ian😂

  • @-naomi-9691
    @-naomi-9691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "No Elena I will not.. ..go to your bedroom with you".
    Omg that look on Jeremy's face though!! 😅😂😂😂
    I'M DYING!!

    • @annakl89
      @annakl89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The look like...I don't care do whatever you want

  • @gaia_quest2704
    @gaia_quest2704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You hit the nail on the head with every single clip. I'm bursting at the seams with laughter. Thank you!

  • @ehiangel4442
    @ehiangel4442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really thought I was the only one who found Damon funny, he's the highlight of the show. Literally the funniest guy there!

  • @jacquelinedimattia774
    @jacquelinedimattia774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    ...Big bad Vampire out here ! 😁

  • @alexxandrakonstantin
    @alexxandrakonstantin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today, i told him it was Joe. that lie will haunt me forver.

    • @oxrea
      @oxrea 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alexxie Konstantin funniest line in this video!!! 😂😂

    • @vaishu9929
      @vaishu9929 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexxie Konstantin 😂😂😂😂

    • @heyyou2363
      @heyyou2363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i don’t get it, someone explain?

    • @emilyanderson9187
      @emilyanderson9187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey You Stefan feeds on animals and he is trying to be a good person

    • @laciegrae2465
      @laciegrae2465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alexxie Konstantin I love that line

  • @anasantiago8887
    @anasantiago8887 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    thank you i needed this

  • @ashimaahlawat6791
    @ashimaahlawat6791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I saw that from a mile away...My brain’s made of cotton”
    Ughhhh!!!!! Love this line so muchhhh ❤️

  • @lucycormack985
    @lucycormack985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    Damon, klaus and kol need their own show. Am i the only one that thinks that a great idea.

    • @malaikadlry
      @malaikadlry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      lucy cormack *OMG AND KAI* 👏👏

    • @arthurwhite3905
      @arthurwhite3905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      There would be blood everywhere

    • @saksham2637
      @saksham2637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@arthurwhite3905 and chicks

    • @mislinaxoxo6724
      @mislinaxoxo6724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Silas too

    • @ud8776
      @ud8776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      don’t forget kai!!

  • @mumamiapizzarolls7109
    @mumamiapizzarolls7109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

    Dear diary,a chipmunk asked me my name today
    I told him it was Joe
    That lie
    Will
    Haunt
    Me
    Forever
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm dead
    No Elena..i will not go to your...
    Bedroom
    With you
    😂😂
    Big bad vampire out
    Here😂😂😂
    I LOVE Damon

    • @krishantaneja8316
      @krishantaneja8316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eliza Hamilton I don’t get the chipmunk one haha pls explain

    • @chasidyfaith.24
      @chasidyfaith.24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Krishan Taneja he drinks animal blood instead of human blood and Damon likes to make fun of him

    • @shreyachanda9969
      @shreyachanda9969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plz someone explain me the joke about chipmunk??

  • @adorabletitiksha
    @adorabletitiksha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    by far the best edit I've seen 100/100

  • @itsjustsamrah9344
    @itsjustsamrah9344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMFG I LOVE THIS

  • @supposedlymel
    @supposedlymel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1952

    You just made my day with this. I miss my humorous boy so much

  • @eling212
    @eling212 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3448

    DAMON SALVATORE: best character ever.
    Thanks for this.

    • @TheDomiww
      @TheDomiww  7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      eling 21 Yes, he is! And thank you for taking the time to watch this 😊

    • @mrseddiediaz
      @mrseddiediaz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Second best.

    • @preetixp5365
      @preetixp5365 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      eling 21 if you love him (everybody loves him😂😍) you'd love chuck bass from gossip girl too best 2 male Charakters ever

    • @eling212
      @eling212 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Preeti xp I like Chuck!!

    • @imanif829
      @imanif829 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love Damon so much

  • @emilyu8581
    @emilyu8581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is the best thing i’ve EVER seen.

  • @maisie.johnstone
    @maisie.johnstone ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:23 someone is feeling pretty happy with himself 😂

  • @NOONEGAMING4
    @NOONEGAMING4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1364

    Who imagined it to be "hey Ian"

    • @Alexandra-pd1ff
      @Alexandra-pd1ff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Meeee
      I will always remember this blooper
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @_Rere._.
      @_Rere._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Purushottam Kumar Das MEEEEE😂😂😂😂

    • @paolamasina3503
      @paolamasina3503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that blooper will be in my head forever

    • @aubrey6599
      @aubrey6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me :) 😂

  • @moonunitracoon
    @moonunitracoon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    “And here I thought she slept standing up like a horse” had me crying 😂😂

    • @notmadi6968
      @notmadi6968 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christina T SAME

    • @user-em9wt2sx3n
      @user-em9wt2sx3n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed so hard at this😂😂😂😂 Than I tried to remember who he said it about. Do you know?

    • @AnaS-cm3mx
      @AnaS-cm3mx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Елена Кузова yeah his mother😂 Stefan and Damon went to their house when she took it in possession to investigate and then he said this line😂😂😂 had me crying too😂😂😂😂

  • @dandelionfreak2527
    @dandelionfreak2527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the absolute best compilation of Damon Salvatore humor. I’m dying!😆

  • @lorensergi
    @lorensergi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so good omg

  • @oliviagrace2926
    @oliviagrace2926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Mason:I’ve heard great things about you
    Damon: Really, cause I’m a d*ck

  • @godbey1266
    @godbey1266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    Damon playing with Katherine ‘s bones is the best thing I’ve ever seen 😂

    • @tvds8350
      @tvds8350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes XD

    • @mcgmdacvoficialtudosobremi2360
      @mcgmdacvoficialtudosobremi2360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kkk this guy is very funny I like this scene too and the scene of toy bear when he also played kkk

    • @soso-zk5dz
      @soso-zk5dz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agree 😂😂

  • @elodie9230
    @elodie9230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    he's the best!! how can you not love him😭

  • @fancyfox9148
    @fancyfox9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bless you for making this video it saves the planet 😍❤

  • @bddish4l307
    @bddish4l307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Put the crossbow down Pocahontas 😂😂💀💀

    • @marianne4911
      @marianne4911 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elliyah Williams My fav part😂😂😂