There’s a reason Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Pattinson haven’t been seen in the same room. The universe would implode from so much chaotic energy in one small space.
@@jonesOtr damn I didn't get it the first time I thought someone literally made ~20 accounts with the same name and pfp and you're giving us the tea but the I read Jaylen's reply and I'm mad at myself cause honestly how stupid can I be 😂
@@cinna8474 From stuff that I read Ellen seems to be quite the b*tch irl. It's just stories/rumours but apparently she's not that friendly against staff, don't know if she sucks it up for famous people. However, she really seemed annoyed at some point lol
She's like those old ladys or old men who run a shop or something and everytime you go they treat you like a piece of garbage and just want you to get out of there.
I can't tell if he's deliberately messing with them, just has slow buffering and agrees with everyone or maybe is just in a constant state of PaNiC and says the first thing that comes to mind.
Yes and look this is why me and husband agree he can be my hall pass 😂 his is either lady Gaga or Julia roberts. Which is why me and my husband are together because look at that broad spectrum of chaos
@@josefzalusky7307 Not Nightcrawler the X-Men mutant. He’s the lead in a thriller called Nightcrawler where he plays a psychotic cameraman and acts basically like how he was in these interviews but terrifying lol
@@Kyoto99952 his "social awkwardness" is cute. I think he's actually quite sociable though. And creepy? You must be mistaken. He can portray creepy characters, but as himself he's super outgoing and has a warm personality.
This whole thing was hilarious but the part that made me laughr for 5 minutes straight was: Conan: I know you think you're in great shape but you haven't felt what's up he- Jake: *lightly taps Conan* Conan: *AAAAAaaa@@aAAaAhhhHhHH*
Malier Perry “gillenhallsz”....bahahaha *GILLENHALLSZ* omg I’m wheezing lol that’s the most butchered spelling of his last name I’ve ever seen and I’m loving it 🤣😭💀
I would have, it’s not like he’s some stranger or a homeless person. And also I’m a straight guy so yeah no homo but it’s the 🐐 Jake mf Gyllenhaal so yeah.
Ellen is so... i don't know.... i used to like her, but maybe she should do something else, something that she can find fun in maybe^^ seems like she's had enough of her own show, idk 🙈
@daenerys targaryen is dead But wasn't she already thinking about stopping with the show? Like, not renewing her contract. I guess she just got a nice offer to resign again, but she is probably less motivated. But her contract will expire again in 2020, so maybe she will drop the show? And apparently she isn't that nice as she seems, especially against staff, which I, personally, think says a lot. It's easy to be kind against other famous people, but if you're going to be thrash against people becasue you think they are below you it's just nasty.
the fact that all too well was written about this man is actually insane… edit- y’all quit arguing in the replies…idc what you think of taylor or red tv or any of it lol just stop
That is because we only knew the POV of taylor in all too well. It doesn’t include his POV, of how was he, what was he thinking during those scenes shown in all too well MV.
You swifties need to stop bullying this man and get over a relationship that happened 10 years ago. Mind you that relationship lasted only 3 months. Taylor needs to grow up and you swifties need to as well. Stop bullying a grown ass man who doesn’t even care about Taylor lol
@@ellehciream9773 those scenes are made up too, you seriously think these millionaire celebs do their own dishes? Lol. He was promoting his movie w Anne Hathaway during their time together that wasn't shown either.
@@LS-us1jm I get your point, but he did groom, gaslight, and use her. I understand why the fandom has an issue with him. That being said, some do take it too far.
Ashley Lowery I figure he would either be mentioning god or Jesus or being a nice little angel. He was a nice little angel which is why I kept believing
In comeback to Colbert's line about ranking Gylenhaals, I wanted him to say "We don't rank former Daily Show correspondents around here, but Steve Carell is clearly the best".
@@meah1647 it ended up being a sarcasm, but pretty much he kept up the joke that he “cut back on showers” much like Ashton Kutcher, who earlier said he barely bathed him and his children
That's exactly what I'm thinking. I was watching the clip and was surprised because I didn't know he was this funny. Now I'm reading the comments and I'm confused...
Oh man, nice! I love Jake Gyllenhaal, but I believe Conan as a talkshow host, celebrity and as a person is very underappreciated. Can you confirm? He always stood out for me as a real cool guy.
*Ellen:* "When is your birthday?"
*Jake Gyllenhaal, an alien:* "My _whot."_
Jake Gyllenhaal is the physical embodiment of the "Is this music? I love music." vine series.
Yes XDD
“What is a birthday?”
turns out i have the same birthday as him and i’m so happt
He’s like, birthday? But I was already been born...
this mans sheer DISTRESS when talking about his halloween costume, it was like watching a soldier experience PTSD
Rachel thanks for this comment because i literally didn’t know what he was talking about 😂
That whole Jarhead thing was on purpose right?
Nigga what?
It just kept getting worse lol i lived every second
I D O N T K N O W
There’s a reason Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Pattinson haven’t been seen in the same room. The universe would implode from so much chaotic energy in one small space.
Omg I was just thinking the same thing
F*CK YES someone said it . Omg I can't believe it
They have been
@@ogatatsumi8594 ooohh where I never saw them together tho🤔
Batman and Mysterio in the same room? Yeah the universe would definitely implode if that happened.
I love how Jake gives Ellen just as much of a hard time as she does to everyone that goes on her show
I think he did that on purpose
As anyone should ✨
@@sabatsilosani240 no you don't say I thought it was accidental -_- captain obvious
@@Siziusmopul k
AS HE SHOULD
“I quit shaving and what happened naturally is my beard grew.....ItS a REalY orGanIC pROcesS”
This is a true intellectual right here
Niah Baby *“ya. this is big brain time”*
One time I sipped water from a straw and the water went into my mouth. Idk how but it's true
This man's summaritive logic is impeccable.
That clip killed me.
Right!
Therapist: Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Jake Gyllenhaal: 👁👄👁
Twenty Paphonies how are you everywhere wtf
@@jaylenconnors7775 well there's 20 of them
Jones kamacho I actually choked😂
@@jonesOtr damn I didn't get it the first time I thought someone literally made ~20 accounts with the same name and pfp and you're giving us the tea but the I read Jaylen's reply and I'm mad at myself cause honestly how stupid can I be 😂
Twenty Paphonies ive been seeing you everywhere
Therapist: Bald Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t real and he can’t hurt you
Bald Jake Gyllenhaal: *exists*
Reject Cosplays he still daddy tho
I cracked up at this one
Bruh moment
I laughed so hard my dog litteraly got out of the room to go see my mom
You clearly haven’t seen End Of Watch lol
jake: BITEWHEREIBIT
stephen: 👁👄👁
zoo Wee mama KSSOAJSIWJAJS
that part made me burst out laughing 😂😂
That was super intense
WHY WAS HE SO COMMANDING
@@mimicatmoon plsss fr😭😭🤣
0:15 _”i t ’ s m y b i r t h d a y n e x t w e e k ?”_
You have birthdays on this planet?
this killed me
IM CACKLING
I could relate to that. I am never quite sure how old I am if asked spontaneously. Of course in a span of +-1 year
I relate, I once answered I'm 18 out of stress when I was actually 20 at the time 😂
Jimmy Fallon can’t match his energy but he can thrive in it. Steven Colbert feels THREATENED
and Ellen seems to hate it
stephen colbert is a KNOWN germaphobe. And Ellen definitely looks like she HHHHHHAAAAAYYYYYYYYTTTEEEESSSSS IT
Conan and Jake are like a match made in heaven
@@cinna8474 From stuff that I read Ellen seems to be quite the b*tch irl. It's just stories/rumours but apparently she's not that friendly against staff, don't know if she sucks it up for famous people. However, she really seemed annoyed at some point lol
And Seth is just terrified.
This should be called “Jake Gyllenhaal abusing Jimmy Fallon for nearly 7 minutes, interrupted by chaotic talk show moments.”
How does this have so many likes and no comments 😂
Magack
@@ramaabapat we've been left speechless
@@ramaabapatthis is a generational thing
consider this: jake gyllenhaal and joaquin phoenix in a room for an hour
bro someone's gonna die at the end
A dream that I could only wish to come true
fucj
yes please
They filmed Sister Brothers together
BITE WHERE I BIT
he is such a weirdo lmao 😂 look at colberts face 😂
Excuse me? 😂😂😂
I'm actually crying OMG
He’s an actual crackhead 😂😂😂
This is the one that made me lose my shit
My therapist: Bald Jake Gyllenhaal isn't real he can't hurt you
Bald Jake Gyllenhaal: 1:16
He looks a little like Vsauce
Is that fr?
Hey michael vsauce here
@@joelongo450 Hey, Vsauce! Gyllenhaal here.
*baald jake gyllenhaal
"Bite where I bit" It takes a special kind of person to instinctively say that without hesitation
honestly this part killed me
The way that that cut immediately after I could talk about this scene all day
Stephen was just like O.o
he's always so straight-forward and flirty 😭
Ellen annoys me, it’s almost like she doesn’t wanna be there and always seems like she’s annoyed with the guests on HER show
Natalie Buser agreed. Always got a weird vibe. Like unapproachable, or stiff.
most tv show presenters are fakey personalities anyways. She's known to be one of them too. Looking down at her guests and no real respect
She's like those old ladys or old men who run a shop or something and everytime you go they treat you like a piece of garbage and just want you to get out of there.
@@ivanebijay2401 lol no need for apparently she an asshole on TV as well
Except with beiber
jake gyllenhaal making people 𝙖𝙛𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙙 for 7 minutes straight
BITE WEHRE I BIT STPHEN
More like laugh
*B I T E W H E R E I B I T*
Except for Ellen, she seems to put the fear of god in him
Jake gyllenhaal hitting a button ferociously as Ellen cries in agony
I can't tell if he's deliberately messing with them, just has slow buffering and agrees with everyone or maybe is just in a constant state of PaNiC and says the first thing that comes to mind.
Sounds chaotic what if it's all of those. Happens.
Yes
@@Izzayroach honestly mood at the moment
@@lazypaw7448 that's actually probably true.
def the latter
He's so handsome that this chaotic energy just makes him look even more attractive like ???? How is that possible
YES exactly
Cause it's adding up to adorable
Yes and look this is why me and husband agree he can be my hall pass 😂 his is either lady Gaga or Julia roberts. Which is why me and my husband are together because look at that broad spectrum of chaos
Handsome People who act like they're not Handsome People is usually more attractive
He would get on my nerves lol. He’s cool tho
Jake gyllenhaal is literally the geek when he gets invited to sit at the popular kids table
Tia - a a a a idk what you’re projecting but he’s “literally” more popular than you will ever be
Allen Rubin WOAH bro it’s a joke chill. You’re getting so defensive wth🤔I don’t wanna be famous anyway.
Allen Rubin oh and plus I love jake gyllenhaal
Me
I know.. and ya gotta love him for it
these talk show hosts look like babysitters desperately trying to make small talk with a child who's high on sugar
Lyne YES
Whoa 😁
OR high on smth else
"It's my birthday next week?"
"sugar"
no one:
jake gyllenhaal: b i t e w h e r e i b i t
_y u m_
Imagine this man and Robert Pattinson in the same room
TOO MUCH CHAOTIC ENERGY
Truee
i'd kill to see that
D B ryan renolds
AND Joaquin Phoenix, maybe with a short visit from Shia LaBeouf
Jake, almost every interview : "i'm a very serious actor... "
He's trying his best to act like a human. He's adorable!
someunknown gyllenhaal 👽😂
He escaped from area 51😂😂
The 282 dislikes are all the talk show hosts he acted crazy around.
i just figured out we have the same birthday WTF. im so happy
Jake Gyllenhaal is what happens when the funny kid drinks 5 monster energy drinks at once.
_wait why is this so accurate_
He fell inside of one of the machines at the monster factory
No, the kid would die
you can tell Ellen doesn't like him. she can't compete
She does like him she’s just an Aquarius
@@riri89d more like she's a bitch
@@DerEchteBabo hey im an aquarius
@@Losinit people actually thought she was nice?
julia kitten as an Aquarius I have to say we don’t actually act like that she’s just a bitch
That “bite where I bit” was the most threatening demand I’ve heard
big chaotic evil energy
no no no hes chaotic good
YEAH IT'S JUST A PERFECTLY PERKLATED PIE!
That’s why he’s Mysterio,
He's chaotic neutral.
I love you're 10Th doctor's pic
he's like a baby in an adult's body
Fallen Angel 555 or both
That’s Tom Holland
@@mtak160 nah, tom holland's still a baby
@who the fuck tryna nut in my butt...
Amazing description! 👏😄
Conan: "yeah, were you guys good?
Jake: "W-" *cough*
So basically Nightcrawler was a regular evening for Jake
Wait, Jake was Nightcrawler?
@@josefzalusky7307 Not Nightcrawler the X-Men mutant. He’s the lead in a thriller called Nightcrawler where he plays a psychotic cameraman and acts basically like how he was in these interviews but terrifying lol
He's one of those guys that gets more attractive the older he gets. He was always cute, but now he's FINE...
Ikr! He's like rdj...
Did you miss how socially awkward and creepy he actually is?
@@Kyoto99952 his "social awkwardness" is cute. I think he's actually quite sociable though. And creepy? You must be mistaken. He can portray creepy characters, but as himself he's super outgoing and has a warm personality.
Grace Moore PERIOD
@Altair Oh sorry I didnt mean to disturb your fantasies, teenagers. My bad.
Don't return him to Area 51!
He's like the Area 51 Harriet Tubman
If someone does imma be pissed
He was being so chaotic the guards gave him to us as a gift
I disagree
This whole thing was hilarious but the part that made me laughr for 5 minutes straight was:
Conan: I know you think you're in great shape but you haven't felt what's up he-
Jake: *lightly taps Conan*
Conan: *AAAAAaaa@@aAAaAhhhHhHH*
I literally saw this comment when that scene came up and I died😂😂
2:20
“Fear not, this is not a sadness beard.” Lmao
So I kept a straight face through all of this... but when he was eating the cake and yelled “bite where I bit!” I lost it.. who tf says that!?!
IM a SNACKER jake gillenhallsz said that
Malier Perry “gillenhallsz”....bahahaha *GILLENHALLSZ* omg I’m wheezing lol that’s the most butchered spelling of his last name I’ve ever seen and I’m loving it 🤣😭💀
how I gathered it was it’s because he took a bite and it tasted bomb so he wanted the other guy to taste exactly what he tasted 🤣
bouszaye nah he just wanted them to share saliva bc he’s a big weirdo 😂😂😍
Now i'm crying laughing wen I looked at that scene with extreme awkwardness
Jake Gyllenhaal avoiding personal questions by being an absolute nutter for 7 minutes straight 😂
This is totally it
😅
he's like robert pattinson but less panic
Thats me though
Okay but I actually know nothing about his personal life at all
nice pfp
W
0:55 jake is the literally the kid the parent has to tell to not touch anything in the store but does it anyway 😂
Jake: bite where I bit
Stephen: wut?
Very lovely expressions and thank you for leaving your feedback😇 such an amazing fan you are🌹where are you watching fromm
The two dislikes are Ryan Reynolds and Tom Holland
Madison Goble the third is Maggie
@@allegedashley the fourth is jakes eyes
ella ramos LMAO I ACTUALLY LAUGHED
the fifth is hugh jackman
When has Ryan Reynolds done a movie with Jake Gyllenhaal?
it’s the “BITE WHERE I BIT” for me 💀
Lmao, same
Jake is me when I get high and lose my shyness lmao
I was looking for dis comment
High on what lmao
@@josephduggan8235 bud prolly
This is so relatable
omg how did you perfectly manage to capture my personality
"Bite where I bit" may be the weirdest thing I've ever heard
ramona lynn you clearly haven’t heard a lot of weird things
Best thing is Colbert is a known germophobe, so that pause was genuine concern
@@IamEpsilon27 So did he say that because he knows that and he wanted to push Colbert? With that context it weirds me out much less.
@@meadowfrance no idea thb
I doubt he was thinking about it haha. I hear he has anxiety and has a joint before interviews, so it's probably a 'no filter' thing haha
How is he chaotic, he just isn’t fake like most of these celebrities
Exactly, he's himself. It's just different, not chaotic.
Bite where I bit
I’m pissing on your head
Nah hes chaotic as hell dude
People being calm isnt them being fake
He has “i have a nice older sister” energy
Chris Pratt, Ryan Reynolds, and Jake Gyllenhaal in a dark comedy. Your welcome Hollywood.
not chris pratt please, he'll ruin it....
Chris does not fit dark comedy. But yes to Jake and Ryan!
Dude a Ryan Reynolds/Jake Gyllenhaal buddy movie would be god tier
Ryan Reynolds is not funny he’s cringey as deadpool
Cory In the house excuse me ryan is irreplaceable as deadpool just like rdj as tony stark and hugh jackman as wolverine
how did we not notice that jake gyllenhaal and aubrey plaza are the most chaotic talk show guests
you forgot Tyler the creator
Eric Andre exists
They're pretty good guests but eric Andre is on the level where he's basically a SCP that turns any interview into his own show
i lit rally just said the same time i’m- omg
you forgot about ryan reynolds
He brings a sort of "fuck your show, I'm doing a bit." energy that I aspire to.
THE WIG PART SENT ME INTO THE UNIVERSE
A trillion thanks and gratitude for supporting my career and movies 😊 where are you watching frommmm
"BITE WHERE I BIT"
...excUse mE?
Kat C. I was scrolling through and read this literally the exact moment he said it, fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂
I would have, it’s not like he’s some stranger or a homeless person. And also I’m a straight guy so yeah no homo but it’s the 🐐 Jake mf Gyllenhaal so yeah.
@@Heyhowareya97 me too!!
😂😂
Nobody:
No one:
No one in existence:
Not a soul:
Jake: BiTe WhErE I BiT
That was the best clip
before i read this i was literally about to comment this exact comment
pito cochino where did this come from?😂😂
Came for this comment, I'm happy now, I can go to sleep again 😂
KDKDKSKSKSK
“BITE WHERE I BIT”
“😳”
charming taylor's dad with self-effacing jokes & sips of coffee
Conan gets his humour, Ellen DeGeneres does not
Ellen is so... i don't know.... i used to like her, but maybe she should do something else, something that she can find fun in maybe^^ seems like she's had enough of her own show, idk 🙈
@daenerys targaryen is dead But wasn't she already thinking about stopping with the show? Like, not renewing her contract. I guess she just got a nice offer to resign again, but she is probably less motivated. But her contract will expire again in 2020, so maybe she will drop the show?
And apparently she isn't that nice as she seems, especially against staff, which I, personally, think says a lot. It's easy to be kind against other famous people, but if you're going to be thrash against people becasue you think they are below you it's just nasty.
She's a woman
@@ashleshapaliwal6838 you just discovered... the obvious.
ashlesha paliwal Yeah she should go back to the kitchen, right?
Welcome to the 21st century folks.
The editing in this is *chef’s kiss*
im glad you enjoyed it!
*mwah*
Minus cringe loud humor.
Bridget Mallon yesss
Raptur Jragon Producing cringe to you.
sipping coffee like you were on a late night show
Conan: “i know you think you’re in great shape but you haven’t felt what under he-“
*grabs arm*
*AHHHHH*
The editing is actually how Jake processes his thoughts and actions.
I love how jake just makes everyone so uncomfortable 😂
*I'd like but it's at 420*
Except for the audience lol
Best comment ever
moth boy you can like now it’s 1k
@@chinline1289 sick ok
“i am piSSING ON YOUR HEAD!” sends me into OBLIVION every time
the fact that all too well was written about this man is actually insane…
edit- y’all quit arguing in the replies…idc what you think of taylor or red tv or any of it lol just stop
that’s insane
That is because we only knew the POV of taylor in all too well. It doesn’t include his POV, of how was he, what was he thinking during those scenes shown in all too well MV.
You swifties need to stop bullying this man and get over a relationship that happened 10 years ago. Mind you that relationship lasted only 3 months. Taylor needs to grow up and you swifties need to as well. Stop bullying a grown ass man who doesn’t even care about Taylor lol
@@ellehciream9773 those scenes are made up too, you seriously think these millionaire celebs do their own dishes? Lol. He was promoting his movie w Anne Hathaway during their time together that wasn't shown either.
@@LS-us1jm I get your point, but he did groom, gaslight, and use her. I understand why the fandom has an issue with him. That being said, some do take it too far.
jake gyllenhaal is what happens when you take an average everyday person and you made him famous
Isaac Christie 😂
He’s everything but average what the fuck
TAKE THAT BACK 😂
y’all really don’t know what ‘average everyday person’ means huh
ai no fr 🤦♂️😢
I SCREAMED at when they showed him bald
The Shia Show. He doesn’t look the same😂
He looks like Bullseye from the old Daredevil movie lol
I almost peed 😂😂😂🤣
“Sippin’ coffee like you’re on late night show”
omg
aknaamks amo
This exactly this
2:45 that laughter is so genuine. Stuck that shit straight on his forehead haha
Hands down favorite Jake moment,
*"THIS ONE'S FOR MY FAMILY!"*
_aggressive water splash_
the thing is, he said that way before he got the part of mysterio in the mcu. now “this ones for my family” is an ICONIC mysterio line
Talks shows are so weird a huge amount of people watching two people have a conversation in the same room
Slipknotking133 are you high
kit kat he’s not wrong
It’s not even an organic conversation... they have pre interviews so the people in the background now where to steer the conversation
TH-cam is just 1 person talking to a camera, isn't that worse?
André Lindbeck there’s a comment section so the viewers can actually respond
oh no the swifties are about to find this
(i am swifties)
We’re all already here i see💀
“BITE WHERE I BIT.”
Honestly the best part
Alternatively: Jake Gyllenhaal spitting on Jimmy Fallon for whatever minutes straight
s0phi3e this is the only time in life where I’ve been wanted to be spat on by him so bad omlll
Wow dyslexia made me read Catholic, not chaotic. I was so confused the whole ride through this...
Same
Alexander Felix Mathewson 😂😂😂
Robb Mitchell ME
I felt bad for laughing at this comment 😂
Robb Mitchell CATHOLIC JAKE GYLLENHAAL
weird recommendation timing 💀💀
Sipping coffee like you’re on a late night show
for four minutes I thought it was "jake gyllenhaal being *catholic* for 7 minutes straight. I was like yeah sure
casmoq something about this took me out😂😭how would someone even make that video
Ashley Lowery I figure he would either be mentioning god or Jesus or being a nice little angel. He was a nice little angel which is why I kept believing
Quick, two more people unlike this comment. I already did.
I thought the same thing
Funniest comment🤣
Everyone is like “ I dIdNt LaUgH uNtIl He SaId BiTE wHeRe I bIt” and I’m just over here laughing the entire time
Same 😂
he’s literally so naturally and chaotically funny
2:23 when you finally caught the mosquito that has been talking shit in you ear all night 😂😂😂
I didn't laugh until "BITE WHERE I BIT" & that split second pause that Colbert gives 😂
same i died at that point haha
In comeback to Colbert's line about ranking Gylenhaals, I wanted him to say "We don't rank former Daily Show correspondents around here, but Steve Carell is clearly the best".
literally
Candy Clouds
THAT TOOK ME OUT. I wouldn’t have even thought about not doing it
I wheezed omg
The editing KILLED me 💀💀 the part where he grabbed the host’s bicep took me outtt
Conan 😊
Don’t disrespect Conan like that
That's Conan O'Brien
"the host"
No offense to anyone in this thread but does it look like I care about any one of these men aside from Jake Gyllenhaal? Because I surely don’t
0:26 is funnier knowing he doesnt shower
WHAT
@@meah1647 it ended up being a sarcasm, but pretty much he kept up the joke that he “cut back on showers” much like Ashton Kutcher, who earlier said he barely bathed him and his children
Jake is that super weird kid in class who’s just in his own world, jake is a grown up kid
Who has money...
Jake started doing a bit like twenty years ago and just never stopped
Lmao I love this
Why do I love this energy so much
me too! Also I don't usually comment on other people's comments, but I like your profile icon :)
@@mailleuyehara63 aw thanks ;)
Same
Mood
Is it because you love it so much?
"It's a really organic process." - Jake gyllenhaal
Just got this recommended after All Too Well Taylor's 10 minute version. xD
And this 7 minute video was way better.
I think people just don't get his sense of humor but he's hilarious!
That's exactly what I'm thinking. I was watching the clip and was surprised because I didn't know he was this funny. Now I'm reading the comments and I'm confused...
The video has 59k likes so I think people understand it lol.
I do... i understood that reference ( if you know what i mean)
Jake Gyllenhaal is a good example of being "Chaotic-Good" if you had to put him on the alignment chart. We need more of that.
Utopic Mania ahh, a fellow meme friend
1.8k DnD connoisseur agrees with you.
You who charmed my dad with self-effacing jokes
Sipping coffee like you're on a late night show
im falling in love with him after this vid so imma hit red tv
Nah leave Redtv where it is. It is bad for you. This channel is more positive for you. Laughing and upbeat not sad and fake.
I want to smoke weed with Jake Gyllenhaal
Omg sameeee
Fuck that, I wanna do crack with him
Might not even need to just bring with him ifht he enough to do the trick😂
That would be INTENSE
Jake is the type to get overly paranoid and hella anxiety
"It's a pretentious character - did that come naturally -?"
Jake, not even hesitating: "yes, yeS"
So that's what Taylor was talking about in all too well
The fact that this just got recommended to me
same 💀
moony toast😭
Where was the candy going?!
I D O N ' T K N O W !
lol 😂
A
that part got me to laugh 😂
no one:
jake gyllenhaal: *smashes red button on live ellen talkshow*
*UNFOLLOW*
Literally drama
“Bite where I bit” 😂
the chaos plus the editing... perfection
I was in the audience for one of the Conan episodes. Dude was straight up off his rocker, and I loved every minute.
Oh man, nice! I love Jake Gyllenhaal, but I believe Conan as a talkshow host, celebrity and as a person is very underappreciated. Can you confirm? He always stood out for me as a real cool guy.
Feil Vei I’ve seen Conan in person too. Hes super funny, nice and underrated. You are so right.
Do you ever just think to yourself: I need to be more like Jake Gyllenhaal.
No, can't say that I do.
I think to myself that I need to be *less* like him.
i admire jake, totally going to be him when i consume his soul
Every morning
Anyone who tried to act like him that wasn’t him would immediately be sent to a psychiatric prison.