There’s a reason Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Pattinson haven’t been seen in the same room. The universe would implode from so much chaotic energy in one small space.
I can't tell if he's deliberately messing with them, just has slow buffering and agrees with everyone or maybe is just in a constant state of PaNiC and says the first thing that comes to mind.
Yes and look this is why me and husband agree he can be my hall pass 😂 his is either lady Gaga or Julia roberts. Which is why me and my husband are together because look at that broad spectrum of chaos
It's been like a Richard Linkletter "Boyhood" concept type of thing, but soooooo much more elaborate. He's been gradually playing the role of intellectual, odd moviestar across the media for 20 years.
@@jonesOtr damn I didn't get it the first time I thought someone literally made ~20 accounts with the same name and pfp and you're giving us the tea but the I read Jaylen's reply and I'm mad at myself cause honestly how stupid can I be 😂
She's like those old ladys or old men who run a shop or something and everytime you go they treat you like a piece of garbage and just want you to get out of there.
Malier Perry “gillenhallsz”....bahahaha *GILLENHALLSZ* omg I’m wheezing lol that’s the most butchered spelling of his last name I’ve ever seen and I’m loving it 🤣😭💀
@@josefzalusky7307 Not Nightcrawler the X-Men mutant. He’s the lead in a thriller called Nightcrawler where he plays a psychotic cameraman and acts basically like how he was in these interviews but terrifying lol
@@cinna8474 From stuff that I read Ellen seems to be quite the b*tch irl. It's just stories/rumours but apparently she's not that friendly against staff, don't know if she sucks it up for famous people. However, she really seemed annoyed at some point lol
This whole thing was hilarious but the part that made me laughr for 5 minutes straight was: Conan: I know you think you're in great shape but you haven't felt what's up he- Jake: *lightly taps Conan* Conan: *AAAAAaaa@@aAAaAhhhHhHH*
@@Kyoto99952 his "social awkwardness" is cute. I think he's actually quite sociable though. And creepy? You must be mistaken. He can portray creepy characters, but as himself he's super outgoing and has a warm personality.
Oh man, nice! I love Jake Gyllenhaal, but I believe Conan as a talkshow host, celebrity and as a person is very underappreciated. Can you confirm? He always stood out for me as a real cool guy.
I would have, it’s not like he’s some stranger or a homeless person. And also I’m a straight guy so yeah no homo but it’s the 🐐 Jake mf Gyllenhaal so yeah.
Ashley Lowery I figure he would either be mentioning god or Jesus or being a nice little angel. He was a nice little angel which is why I kept believing
In comeback to Colbert's line about ranking Gylenhaals, I wanted him to say "We don't rank former Daily Show correspondents around here, but Steve Carell is clearly the best".
That's exactly what I'm thinking. I was watching the clip and was surprised because I didn't know he was this funny. Now I'm reading the comments and I'm confused...
Ellen is so... i don't know.... i used to like her, but maybe she should do something else, something that she can find fun in maybe^^ seems like she's had enough of her own show, idk 🙈
@daenerys targaryen is dead But wasn't she already thinking about stopping with the show? Like, not renewing her contract. I guess she just got a nice offer to resign again, but she is probably less motivated. But her contract will expire again in 2020, so maybe she will drop the show? And apparently she isn't that nice as she seems, especially against staff, which I, personally, think says a lot. It's easy to be kind against other famous people, but if you're going to be thrash against people becasue you think they are below you it's just nasty.
There's something so satisfying about first-hand-witnessing that a rich, famous, gorgeous person can be pathologically awkward (& no, Anna Kendrick doesn't count, because her wit is unfailing, and she makes it look charming AF). I respect Jake Gyllenhaal for "making it weird", reliably. The hero we need.
I'm not confused, I'm literally only responding to the video, my dudes; I know very little about the guy otherwise, as he's not one of my faves. That's why I said, " _can_ be", not "is". . And I agree that "Anna Kendrick isn't gorgeous" is a false statement. There's heaps of different kinds of gorgeous, so if you don't agree that "super-cute, cheeky pixie with Big Chipmunk Energy" qualifies as attractive, then that's cool + all, but I think it does. :-)
@@navib3817 the first time i saw him was in that hi bitch vine and i didn't think much of him. I've always had a crush on jake gyllenhaal lol but it wasn't until recently when i watched couple of Casey's videos that i realised they look and act so alike. That being said Casey still has way more crackhead energy than Jake.
the fact that all too well was written about this man is actually insane… edit- y’all quit arguing in the replies…idc what you think of taylor or red tv or any of it lol just stop
That is because we only knew the POV of taylor in all too well. It doesn’t include his POV, of how was he, what was he thinking during those scenes shown in all too well MV.
You swifties need to stop bullying this man and get over a relationship that happened 10 years ago. Mind you that relationship lasted only 3 months. Taylor needs to grow up and you swifties need to as well. Stop bullying a grown ass man who doesn’t even care about Taylor lol
@@ellehciream9773 those scenes are made up too, you seriously think these millionaire celebs do their own dishes? Lol. He was promoting his movie w Anne Hathaway during their time together that wasn't shown either.
@@LS-us1jm I get your point, but he did groom, gaslight, and use her. I understand why the fandom has an issue with him. That being said, some do take it too far.
this mans sheer DISTRESS when talking about his halloween costume, it was like watching a soldier experience PTSD
Rachel thanks for this comment because i literally didn’t know what he was talking about 😂
That whole Jarhead thing was on purpose right?
Nigga what?
It just kept getting worse lol i lived every second
I D O N T K N O W
BITE WHERE I BIT
he is such a weirdo lmao 😂 look at colberts face 😂
Excuse me? 😂😂😂
I'm actually crying OMG
He’s an actual crackhead 😂😂😂
This is the one that made me lose my shit
There’s a reason Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Pattinson haven’t been seen in the same room. The universe would implode from so much chaotic energy in one small space.
Omg I was just thinking the same thing
F*CK YES someone said it . Omg I can't believe it
They have been
@@ogatatsumi8594 ooohh where I never saw them together tho🤔
Batman and Mysterio in the same room? Yeah the universe would definitely implode if that happened.
*Ellen:* "When is your birthday?"
*Jake Gyllenhaal, an alien:* "My _whot."_
Jake Gyllenhaal is the physical embodiment of the "Is this music? I love music." vine series.
Yes XDD
“What is a birthday?”
turns out i have the same birthday as him and i’m so happt
He’s like, birthday? But I was already been born...
no one:
jake gyllenhaal: b i t e w h e r e i b i t
_y u m_
"Bite where I bit" It takes a special kind of person to instinctively say that without hesitation
honestly this part killed me
The way that that cut immediately after I could talk about this scene all day
Stephen was just like O.o
he's always so straight-forward and flirty 😭
“I quit shaving and what happened naturally is my beard grew.....ItS a REalY orGanIC pROcesS”
This is a true intellectual right here
Niah Baby *“ya. this is big brain time”*
One time I sipped water from a straw and the water went into my mouth. Idk how but it's true
This man's summaritive logic is impeccable.
That clip killed me.
Right!
I can't tell if he's deliberately messing with them, just has slow buffering and agrees with everyone or maybe is just in a constant state of PaNiC and says the first thing that comes to mind.
Sounds chaotic what if it's all of those. Happens.
Yes
@@Izzayroach honestly mood at the moment
@@lazypaw7448 that's actually probably true.
def the latter
I love how Jake gives Ellen just as much of a hard time as she does to everyone that goes on her show
I think he did that on purpose
As anyone should ✨
@@sabatsilosani240 no you don't say I thought it was accidental -_- captain obvious
@@Siziusmopul k
AS HE SHOULD
0:15 _”i t ’ s m y b i r t h d a y n e x t w e e k ?”_
You have birthdays on this planet?
this killed me
IM CACKLING
I could relate to that. I am never quite sure how old I am if asked spontaneously. Of course in a span of +-1 year
I relate, I once answered I'm 18 out of stress when I was actually 20 at the time 😂
these talk show hosts look like babysitters desperately trying to make small talk with a child who's high on sugar
Lyne YES
Whoa 😁
OR high on smth else
"It's my birthday next week?"
"sugar"
This should be called “Jake Gyllenhaal abusing Jimmy Fallon for nearly 7 minutes, interrupted by chaotic talk show moments.”
How does this have so many likes and no comments 😂
Magack
@@ramaabapat we've been left speechless
@@ramaabapatthis is a generational thing
he's like a baby in an adult's body
Fallen Angel 555 or both
That’s Tom Holland
@@mtak160 nah, tom holland's still a baby
@who the fuck tryna nut in my butt...
Amazing description! 👏😄
jake gyllenhaal making people 𝙖𝙛𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙙 for 7 minutes straight
BITE WEHRE I BIT STPHEN
More like laugh
*B I T E W H E R E I B I T*
Except for Ellen, she seems to put the fear of god in him
Jake gyllenhaal hitting a button ferociously as Ellen cries in agony
consider this: jake gyllenhaal and joaquin phoenix in a room for an hour
bro someone's gonna die at the end
A dream that I could only wish to come true
fucj
yes please
They filmed Sister Brothers together
He's trying his best to act like a human. He's adorable!
someunknown gyllenhaal 👽😂
He escaped from area 51😂😂
The 282 dislikes are all the talk show hosts he acted crazy around.
i just figured out we have the same birthday WTF. im so happy
Jake Gyllenhaal avoiding personal questions by being an absolute nutter for 7 minutes straight 😂
This is totally it
😅
he's like robert pattinson but less panic
Thats me though
Okay but I actually know nothing about his personal life at all
nice pfp
W
Therapist: Bald Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t real and he can’t hurt you
Bald Jake Gyllenhaal: *exists*
Reject Cosplays he still daddy tho
I cracked up at this one
Bruh moment
I laughed so hard my dog litteraly got out of the room to go see my mom
You clearly haven’t seen End Of Watch lol
"Bite where I bit" may be the weirdest thing I've ever heard
ramona lynn you clearly haven’t heard a lot of weird things
Best thing is Colbert is a known germophobe, so that pause was genuine concern
@@IamEpsilon27 So did he say that because he knows that and he wanted to push Colbert? With that context it weirds me out much less.
@@meadowfrance no idea thb
I doubt he was thinking about it haha. I hear he has anxiety and has a joint before interviews, so it's probably a 'no filter' thing haha
Jake Gyllenhaal is what happens when the funny kid drinks 5 monster energy drinks at once.
_wait why is this so accurate_
He fell inside of one of the machines at the monster factory
No, the kid would die
He's so handsome that this chaotic energy just makes him look even more attractive like ???? How is that possible
YES exactly
Cause it's adding up to adorable
Yes and look this is why me and husband agree he can be my hall pass 😂 his is either lady Gaga or Julia roberts. Which is why me and my husband are together because look at that broad spectrum of chaos
Handsome People who act like they're not Handsome People is usually more attractive
He would get on my nerves lol. He’s cool tho
The editing is actually how Jake processes his thoughts and actions.
Don't return him to Area 51!
He's like the Area 51 Harriet Tubman
If someone does imma be pissed
He was being so chaotic the guards gave him to us as a gift
I disagree
Jake gyllenhaal is literally the geek when he gets invited to sit at the popular kids table
Tia - a a a a idk what you’re projecting but he’s “literally” more popular than you will ever be
Allen Rubin WOAH bro it’s a joke chill. You’re getting so defensive wth🤔I don’t wanna be famous anyway.
Allen Rubin oh and plus I love jake gyllenhaal
Me
I know.. and ya gotta love him for it
I can’t tell if he’s either being sarcastic or he’s genuinely in serious distress half the time.
No one knows
That's how God makes Sagittarians.
i’m both of those so it would make sense
It's been like a Richard Linkletter "Boyhood" concept type of thing, but soooooo much more elaborate. He's been gradually playing the role of intellectual, odd moviestar across the media for 20 years.
"It's a really organic process."
big chaotic evil energy
no no no hes chaotic good
YEAH IT'S JUST A PERFECTLY PERKLATED PIE!
That’s why he’s Mysterio,
He's chaotic neutral.
I love you're 10Th doctor's pic
jake: BITEWHEREIBIT
stephen: 👁👄👁
zoo Wee mama KSSOAJSIWJAJS
that part made me burst out laughing 😂😂
That was super intense
WHY WAS HE SO COMMANDING
@@mimicatmoon plsss fr😭😭🤣
The two dislikes are Ryan Reynolds and Tom Holland
Madison Goble the third is Maggie
@@allegedashley the fourth is jakes eyes
ella ramos LMAO I ACTUALLY LAUGHED
the fifth is hugh jackman
When has Ryan Reynolds done a movie with Jake Gyllenhaal?
Imagine this man and Robert Pattinson in the same room
TOO MUCH CHAOTIC ENERGY
Truee
i'd kill to see that
D B ryan renolds
My therapist: Bald Jake Gyllenhaal isn't real he can't hurt you
Bald Jake Gyllenhaal: 1:16
He looks a little like Vsauce
Is that fr?
Hey michael vsauce here
@@joelongo450 Hey, Vsauce! Gyllenhaal here.
*baald jake gyllenhaal
Hands down favorite Jake moment,
*"THIS ONE'S FOR MY FAMILY!"*
_aggressive water splash_
the thing is, he said that way before he got the part of mysterio in the mcu. now “this ones for my family” is an ICONIC mysterio line
Jake, almost every interview : "i'm a very serious actor... "
I love how jake just makes everyone so uncomfortable 😂
*I'd like but it's at 420*
Except for the audience lol
Best comment ever
moth boy you can like now it’s 1k
@@chinline1289 sick ok
Therapist: Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t real he can’t hurt you
Jake Gyllenhaal: 👁👄👁
Twenty Paphonies how are you everywhere wtf
@@jaylenconnors7775 well there's 20 of them
Jones kamacho I actually choked😂
@@jonesOtr damn I didn't get it the first time I thought someone literally made ~20 accounts with the same name and pfp and you're giving us the tea but the I read Jaylen's reply and I'm mad at myself cause honestly how stupid can I be 😂
Twenty Paphonies ive been seeing you everywhere
Ellen annoys me, it’s almost like she doesn’t wanna be there and always seems like she’s annoyed with the guests on HER show
Natalie Buser agreed. Always got a weird vibe. Like unapproachable, or stiff.
most tv show presenters are fakey personalities anyways. She's known to be one of them too. Looking down at her guests and no real respect
She's like those old ladys or old men who run a shop or something and everytime you go they treat you like a piece of garbage and just want you to get out of there.
@@ivanebijay2401 lol no need for apparently she an asshole on TV as well
Except with beiber
So I kept a straight face through all of this... but when he was eating the cake and yelled “bite where I bit!” I lost it.. who tf says that!?!
IM a SNACKER jake gillenhallsz said that
Malier Perry “gillenhallsz”....bahahaha *GILLENHALLSZ* omg I’m wheezing lol that’s the most butchered spelling of his last name I’ve ever seen and I’m loving it 🤣😭💀
how I gathered it was it’s because he took a bite and it tasted bomb so he wanted the other guy to taste exactly what he tasted 🤣
bouszaye nah he just wanted them to share saliva bc he’s a big weirdo 😂😂😍
Now i'm crying laughing wen I looked at that scene with extreme awkwardness
The editing in this is *chef’s kiss*
im glad you enjoyed it!
*mwah*
Minus cringe loud humor.
Bridget Mallon yesss
Raptur Jragon Producing cringe to you.
That “bite where I bit” was the most threatening demand I’ve heard
Jake started doing a bit like twenty years ago and just never stopped
Lmao I love this
Alternatively: Jake Gyllenhaal spitting on Jimmy Fallon for whatever minutes straight
s0phi3e this is the only time in life where I’ve been wanted to be spat on by him so bad omlll
So basically Nightcrawler was a regular evening for Jake
Wait, Jake was Nightcrawler?
@@josefzalusky7307 Not Nightcrawler the X-Men mutant. He’s the lead in a thriller called Nightcrawler where he plays a psychotic cameraman and acts basically like how he was in these interviews but terrifying lol
Jimmy Fallon can’t match his energy but he can thrive in it. Steven Colbert feels THREATENED
and Ellen seems to hate it
stephen colbert is a KNOWN germaphobe. And Ellen definitely looks like she HHHHHHAAAAAYYYYYYYYTTTEEEESSSSS IT
Conan and Jake are like a match made in heaven
@@cinna8474 From stuff that I read Ellen seems to be quite the b*tch irl. It's just stories/rumours but apparently she's not that friendly against staff, don't know if she sucks it up for famous people. However, she really seemed annoyed at some point lol
And Seth is just terrified.
I SCREAMED at when they showed him bald
The Shia Show. He doesn’t look the same😂
He looks like Bullseye from the old Daredevil movie lol
I almost peed 😂😂😂🤣
Conan: "yeah, were you guys good?
Jake: "W-" *cough*
Why do I love this energy so much
me too! Also I don't usually comment on other people's comments, but I like your profile icon :)
@@mailleuyehara63 aw thanks ;)
Same
Mood
Is it because you love it so much?
Talks shows are so weird a huge amount of people watching two people have a conversation in the same room
Slipknotking133 are you high
kit kat he’s not wrong
It’s not even an organic conversation... they have pre interviews so the people in the background now where to steer the conversation
TH-cam is just 1 person talking to a camera, isn't that worse?
André Lindbeck there’s a comment section so the viewers can actually respond
This whole thing was hilarious but the part that made me laughr for 5 minutes straight was:
Conan: I know you think you're in great shape but you haven't felt what's up he-
Jake: *lightly taps Conan*
Conan: *AAAAAaaa@@aAAaAhhhHhHH*
I literally saw this comment when that scene came up and I died😂😂
2:20
Jake Gyllenhaal is a good example of being "Chaotic-Good" if you had to put him on the alignment chart. We need more of that.
Utopic Mania ahh, a fellow meme friend
1.8k DnD connoisseur agrees with you.
Everyone is like “ I dIdNt LaUgH uNtIl He SaId BiTE wHeRe I bIt” and I’m just over here laughing the entire time
Same 😂
you can tell Ellen doesn't like him. she can't compete
She does like him she’s just an Aquarius
@@riri89d more like she's a bitch
@@DerEchteBabo hey im an aquarius
@@Losinit people actually thought she was nice?
julia kitten as an Aquarius I have to say we don’t actually act like that she’s just a bitch
how did we not notice that jake gyllenhaal and aubrey plaza are the most chaotic talk show guests
you forgot Tyler the creator
Eric Andre exists
They're pretty good guests but eric Andre is on the level where he's basically a SCP that turns any interview into his own show
i lit rally just said the same time i’m- omg
you forgot about ryan reynolds
He's one of those guys that gets more attractive the older he gets. He was always cute, but now he's FINE...
Ikr! He's like rdj...
Did you miss how socially awkward and creepy he actually is?
@@Kyoto99952 his "social awkwardness" is cute. I think he's actually quite sociable though. And creepy? You must be mistaken. He can portray creepy characters, but as himself he's super outgoing and has a warm personality.
Grace Moore PERIOD
@Altair Oh sorry I didnt mean to disturb your fantasies, teenagers. My bad.
Jake: bite where I bit
Stephen: wut?
Chris Pratt, Ryan Reynolds, and Jake Gyllenhaal in a dark comedy. Your welcome Hollywood.
not chris pratt please, he'll ruin it....
Chris does not fit dark comedy. But yes to Jake and Ryan!
Dude a Ryan Reynolds/Jake Gyllenhaal buddy movie would be god tier
Ryan Reynolds is not funny he’s cringey as deadpool
Cory In the house excuse me ryan is irreplaceable as deadpool just like rdj as tony stark and hugh jackman as wolverine
I was in the audience for one of the Conan episodes. Dude was straight up off his rocker, and I loved every minute.
Oh man, nice! I love Jake Gyllenhaal, but I believe Conan as a talkshow host, celebrity and as a person is very underappreciated. Can you confirm? He always stood out for me as a real cool guy.
Feil Vei I’ve seen Conan in person too. Hes super funny, nice and underrated. You are so right.
“Fear not, this is not a sadness beard.” Lmao
"BITE WHERE I BIT"
...excUse mE?
Kat C. I was scrolling through and read this literally the exact moment he said it, fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂
I would have, it’s not like he’s some stranger or a homeless person. And also I’m a straight guy so yeah no homo but it’s the 🐐 Jake mf Gyllenhaal so yeah.
@@Heyhowareya97 me too!!
😂😂
for four minutes I thought it was "jake gyllenhaal being *catholic* for 7 minutes straight. I was like yeah sure
casmoq something about this took me out😂😭how would someone even make that video
Ashley Lowery I figure he would either be mentioning god or Jesus or being a nice little angel. He was a nice little angel which is why I kept believing
Quick, two more people unlike this comment. I already did.
I thought the same thing
Funniest comment🤣
Jake is me when I get high and lose my shyness lmao
I was looking for dis comment
High on what lmao
@@josephduggan8235 bud prolly
This is so relatable
omg how did you perfectly manage to capture my personality
Wow dyslexia made me read Catholic, not chaotic. I was so confused the whole ride through this...
Same
Alexander Felix Mathewson 😂😂😂
Robb Mitchell ME
I felt bad for laughing at this comment 😂
Robb Mitchell CATHOLIC JAKE GYLLENHAAL
I didn't laugh until "BITE WHERE I BIT" & that split second pause that Colbert gives 😂
same i died at that point haha
In comeback to Colbert's line about ranking Gylenhaals, I wanted him to say "We don't rank former Daily Show correspondents around here, but Steve Carell is clearly the best".
literally
Candy Clouds
THAT TOOK ME OUT. I wouldn’t have even thought about not doing it
I wheezed omg
0:55 jake is the literally the kid the parent has to tell to not touch anything in the store but does it anyway 😂
"It's a pretentious character - did that come naturally -?"
Jake, not even hesitating: "yes, yeS"
no one:
jake gyllenhaal: *smashes red button on live ellen talkshow*
*UNFOLLOW*
Literally drama
How is he chaotic, he just isn’t fake like most of these celebrities
Exactly, he's himself. It's just different, not chaotic.
Bite where I bit
I’m pissing on your head
Nah hes chaotic as hell dude
People being calm isnt them being fake
Do you ever just think to yourself: I need to be more like Jake Gyllenhaal.
No, can't say that I do.
I think to myself that I need to be *less* like him.
i admire jake, totally going to be him when i consume his soul
Every morning
Anyone who tried to act like him that wasn’t him would immediately be sent to a psychiatric prison.
I think people just don't get his sense of humor but he's hilarious!
That's exactly what I'm thinking. I was watching the clip and was surprised because I didn't know he was this funny. Now I'm reading the comments and I'm confused...
The video has 59k likes so I think people understand it lol.
I do... i understood that reference ( if you know what i mean)
He brings a sort of "fuck your show, I'm doing a bit." energy that I aspire to.
Conan gets his humour, Ellen DeGeneres does not
Ellen is so... i don't know.... i used to like her, but maybe she should do something else, something that she can find fun in maybe^^ seems like she's had enough of her own show, idk 🙈
@daenerys targaryen is dead But wasn't she already thinking about stopping with the show? Like, not renewing her contract. I guess she just got a nice offer to resign again, but she is probably less motivated. But her contract will expire again in 2020, so maybe she will drop the show?
And apparently she isn't that nice as she seems, especially against staff, which I, personally, think says a lot. It's easy to be kind against other famous people, but if you're going to be thrash against people becasue you think they are below you it's just nasty.
@ashlesha paliwal you just discovered... the obvious.
ashlesha paliwal Yeah she should go back to the kitchen, right?
Welcome to the 21st century folks.
Conan is amazing
Where was the candy going?!
I D O N ' T K N O W !
lol 😂
A
that part got me to laugh 😂
it’s the “BITE WHERE I BIT” for me 💀
Lmao, same
He and Aubrey Plaza should be in the same show.
morr like he and anna kendrick
mauro conti
What’s wrong with Aubrey?
Yea their energies together! 🤯
🙌
@@mauro100 I love aubrey sm
I kept saying that cause I'm sure it would be a blast HAHAHAHA
Why is Jake Gyllenhaal literally me tho, full of chaotic energy and weird misplaced anger with a little bit of absolute confusion lol
THE WIG PART SENT ME INTO THE UNIVERSE
There's something so satisfying about first-hand-witnessing that a rich, famous, gorgeous person can be pathologically awkward (& no, Anna Kendrick doesn't count, because her wit is unfailing, and she makes it look charming AF). I respect Jake Gyllenhaal for "making it weird", reliably. The hero we need.
He's not actually awkward, he just acts that way because he knows it's funny lol
Agreed. Except Anna Kendrick isn't gorgeous by a Longshot
@@robertbrighterlife9501 Well that's just not true
I'm not confused, I'm literally only responding to the video, my dudes; I know very little about the guy otherwise, as he's not one of my faves.
That's why I said, " _can_ be", not "is".
.
And I agree that "Anna Kendrick isn't gorgeous" is a false statement. There's heaps of different kinds of gorgeous, so if you don't agree that "super-cute, cheeky pixie with Big Chipmunk Energy" qualifies as attractive, then that's cool + all, but I think it does. :-)
@@mysterylovescompany2657 Totally agree, Anna Kendrick is super cute, I'd love to look like her lol
The editing KILLED me 💀💀 the part where he grabbed the host’s bicep took me outtt
Conan 😊
Don’t disrespect Conan like that
That's Conan O'Brien
"the host"
No offense to anyone in this thread but does it look like I care about any one of these men aside from Jake Gyllenhaal? Because I surely don’t
He has “i have a nice older sister” energy
Put Jake , Ryan Reynolds and taika waititi in a room and start a topic, imagine the chaos
Aashima bedi A massive train wreck I would pay to see.
Joaquin Phoenix too
And Robert pattinson too!
AUBREY PLAZA TOO
Don't even give them a topic, just give them time on their own
2:23 the tiny alien that controls his mind went feral for a hot minute here
And the face he made when he did it 🤣😂🤣
YOU SAID “WENT FERAL” IM CRYING OMFG
AAAAAAHH
all those words together bring me to tears
charming taylor's dad with self-effacing jokes & sips of coffee
"BIT WHERE I BIT" killed me 😭
Gillian B I saw this jags as he said it 👀
Hahahahahahahaha
It’s such a fucking power move
Excuse me, haha
jake gyllenhaal is what happens when you take an average everyday person and you made him famous
Isaac Christie 😂
He’s everything but average what the fuck
TAKE THAT BACK 😂
y’all really don’t know what ‘average everyday person’ means huh
ai no fr 🤦♂️😢
Conan: “i know you think you’re in great shape but you haven’t felt what under he-“
*grabs arm*
*AHHHHH*
Jake is the definition of chaotic energy and we love him.
I want to smoke weed with Jake Gyllenhaal
Omg sameeee
Fuck that, I wanna do crack with him
Might not even need to just bring with him ifht he enough to do the trick😂
That would be INTENSE
Jake is the type to get overly paranoid and hella anxiety
“i am piSSING ON YOUR HEAD!” sends me into OBLIVION every time
"Bite where I bit" got me
Stephen Colbert's face is absolute gold after he says that 😂😂
5:07 _spiderman far from home_ (2019)
_WELL DAMN_
Spoiler
He named my life's work....... BARF!?!!
HAH
That’s where they got the sample for the movie
BAHAHHA
“BITE WHERE I BIT”
“😳”
I need to see him , Aubrey Plaza, and Eric Andre alone in a room together 😂😂😂
That’s just exactly what I thought. Every socially awkward people.. i WANNA SEE THEM
I was JUST thinking that.. Plaza and Jake needs to happen
i was thinking the same!
@Kayoz YES please!
That's such a staggering amount of collective dry sense of humor you'll wind up chafed if you get within 20 feet of them
Casey Frey and Jake Gyllenhaal are genuinely the same person. Same face, same crazed neurotic eyes and same chaotic personality.
Vincent Vegan Le Big Mac oh my god..... that’s why I’m (very shamefully) attracted to Casey Frey
@@navib3817 the first time i saw him was in that hi bitch vine and i didn't think much of him. I've always had a crush on jake gyllenhaal lol but it wasn't until recently when i watched couple of Casey's videos that i realised they look and act so alike. That being said Casey still has way more crackhead energy than Jake.
YOU JUST CONNECTED SOME PIECES BRUH
Woooow so trueee
@@navib3817 I'm very shamelessly attracted to that lanky bastard and his bomb-ass moves
the fact that all too well was written about this man is actually insane…
edit- y’all quit arguing in the replies…idc what you think of taylor or red tv or any of it lol just stop
that’s insane
That is because we only knew the POV of taylor in all too well. It doesn’t include his POV, of how was he, what was he thinking during those scenes shown in all too well MV.
You swifties need to stop bullying this man and get over a relationship that happened 10 years ago. Mind you that relationship lasted only 3 months. Taylor needs to grow up and you swifties need to as well. Stop bullying a grown ass man who doesn’t even care about Taylor lol
@@ellehciream9773 those scenes are made up too, you seriously think these millionaire celebs do their own dishes? Lol. He was promoting his movie w Anne Hathaway during their time together that wasn't shown either.
@@LS-us1jm I get your point, but he did groom, gaslight, and use her. I understand why the fandom has an issue with him. That being said, some do take it too far.
Jake: Bite where I bit
Colbert: 👁👄👁???
“I T ‘ S A R E A L L Y O R G A N I C P R O C E S S.”
2:45 that laughter is so genuine. Stuck that shit straight on his forehead haha
Nobody:
No one:
No one in existence:
Not a soul:
Jake: BiTe WhErE I BiT
That was the best clip
before i read this i was literally about to comment this exact comment
pito cochino where did this come from?😂😂
Came for this comment, I'm happy now, I can go to sleep again 😂
KDKDKSKSKSK
Even though he’s a closeted psychopath, I love him so much 😤😩
A closeted psychopath? 😂
You tryna say hes a psychopath that hasnt come out yet? Doesnt work like that dude
Desiree yeah, I believe they are usually funny...
"Closeted"
Desiree Explain your joke to me then bud!
sipping coffee like you were on a late night show
3:03
"well Jake, you wanna-"
*B I T E W H E R E I B I T.*
no one:
jake: iM pIsSiNg oN yOuR hEaD
Big "Pissing on the moon!" Eggman energy