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- What's the worst name you've heard for a child?
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Clidia + Cuntley = lesbian power couple
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Horrible twin names.
You win best comment! LOL
Best laugh today!! 😅Are these people for real??
Here in the USA, there are laws against and measures taken to prevent inappropriate license plates, on cars. But nothing that prevents inappropriate baby names. It's a damn free for all!!!!
I had a coworker whose sister in law named her babygirl Abcde pronounced ab-city 😂😂😂
that’s not completely true. a couple named their children adolf hitler and aryan nation, and the kids were removed from their custody by social services.
The rules vary from state to state in Australia, they are mostly no nonsense though. Stuff like character and name limit, no swears, no descriptions of lewd acts, no slurs, no symbols without phonetic significance. Also can't resemble an official rank or title, stuff like King or Doctor.
They are always breeding better idiots though, can't make broad rules that will catch everything.
In the USA they have rules on this topic.
@@BananaJonesMomI hate that. And A-ley (uh dash lee). Ssst (for est). That's just not how names work. This isn't concentration
"But I like the name..." Why do these parents only care how they feel about their child's name? How could you not want to make sure your child isn't gonna have a hard time in life? I don't understand signing your child up for lifelong torment just because you have a personal preference. The narcissism and inconsideration is baffling!
100% they were white lol
As if not having a bad name removes ammunition from kids who bully
Right? If you like the name so much, change your own 😂
My mom hated me wanting to name my son Galen because "people might call him gayyyyy" and its like wtf? I did not name him that but that was her concern
@@ivanaparty85only homophobic dumbasses would say that.
I had a teacher who had to choose between her married name... Mrs Orgy or her maiden name... Mrs Gooch. Poor woman couldn't win lol
sounds like she COULDN'T LOSE
Well, love is where you find it 🤷🏻♀️
Hyphenate it. Double the power.
That's when it is time for the double name: Mrs. Gooch-orgy
personally, i would just be mrs gooch-orgy
c u n t l e y is like trying to swear in cursive 😹😹😹😹😹😹
I mean it sounds like you would use the word, like you were being really cuntley yesterday..
Missed opportunity in my opinion. Hopefully the child has a good sense of humor and tells people it's pronounced something weird like "soon tlee" and is really offended someone would say that 😂
@@Autismallalong
she can tell people that the T is silent 🤭😹
Cuntly is the perfect way to politely describe someone's bad behaviour. "I say there, you, that you are behaving in a manner most cun tly. Please desist at once" 😂
I would just go by "Ley" as in Lee or Teely if that were to be my name forever...
I once heard a woman shout out after her son, 'Odin! Odin!' In a shop I used to work. Few months later I heard another mum call after, 'Loki! Loki!'
I wonder if they ever met lol
Oh my God the water cooler talks must have been great 😂
I once heard this lady shout: "Arwen! Tristan!" . I half expected a knight and elf to appear. But it was two unfortunate looking children. Nothing Elfin about them.
@@GullibleTarget That reminds me of a storyteller at a Renaissance Faire I went to many years ago; he was talking about the names people give their kids and said how at one show he observed a mother running after her child shouting, "Chase!" Though in this case the name was accurate.
@vespertinecat I thought chase was an American nickname for Charles. Like Chaz or Chazza is an English nickname for Charles.
@@giftofthewild6665 I've never seen that be the case, though I have seen Char as a stand in for Charlie. Chase is usually a name on its own. According to Behind the Name, it comes from the surname Chase in Middle English a "was originally a nickname for a huntsman." It seems to have gained popularity in the 80s.
before I knew my daughter was a girl I was considering boy names and I really liked Jack..I told my BD about how much I adored the name without considering the last name..he point blank looked at me and asked "Do you hate your child?" "Jack Russell?" 💀🤦🏻♀️
Hahaha this is so hilarious and also wholesome 😅
What’s a BD?
@@HandleToWatchbaby's dad.
Lmaooooo 😂
Absolutely no lie here. I worked in a pharmacy where two of our regular customers (brothers) had parents with a wicked sense of humour. Their names were Don Kie, and Alan Kie
Here in the UK a BBC presenter became the butt of the joke on social media on a Saturday morning after he was sent to cover the petrol shortage during COVID times. Phil McCann was sent to a BP petrol station in Stockport which had run out of petrol
Hahaha 😂 his name was waiting for that moment to shine his whole life 😂😂
🤣🤣
Was helping my mum label envelopes for her job many years ago and came accross a "Pat Magroin". We still laugh about it to this day 😂😂
Brother to Phil.
those names, what a tragedeigh
There's a white pregnant lady somewhere furiously writing this name down after reading this comment
I see what you did there ;) I like it!
Loll such a tradgydeigh
@@Cabrera_José NAILED IT
That's utterly rhidykquelous
Real campaign slogan from years ago where one politician Benjamin Dover lent his name in support of Richard Love who was running for an office. To fit the names on the the placards you would see on front lawns in the district, the placard read: Ben Dover for Love.
Why didn't they go full bore and make it Ben Dover for Dick Love?
@@erics9511exactly what I was thinking😂
I knew a boy named Ben Dover in middle school.
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You have to be kidding???
The news reporter on my local news station is named Anita Bath. I’m 48 and it always gives me a little giggle.
I was an RN in the neonatal unit, and some parents named their daughter Rectalina. We all tried to talk them out of it, explaining why. They said they understood but thought it was pretty.
In Germany a couple wanted to name their son Anus!
Horrific, but we can still laugh, I guess! 😂😂
@@iliadiliad6028 I was in an Australian maternity ward and they wanted to name their son Anas. it's a religious name from their culture. it took me an hr to find someone who cld translate to make them understand the English implications of Anas as a name in an Aus primary/secondary school. Still proud his name is now Michael. I saved that child a lifetime of torture by making an effort to help someone understand something potentially harming for their child in a new culture.
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@@paperbark3754 I knew an Anas short for Anastasia. At least she chose that nickname though and it wasn't somewhere English-speaking so I guess no one really cared.
There was this lady from Korea in our young adult singles group at church (when I was a kid) named Mai (pronounced like “my”) and she ended up marrying a newcomer to the church whose last name was Dick. The best part? The husband’s name was Harry.
Some people I have actually known in my life, Hung Dong (machinist), Anita Mann (front office worker), Harry Cox (USMC buddy), Peter Littlewood, (client), Brook Trout (high school girlfriend), and while I was in the Marines at one point our Battalion CO and XO were literally Col. Sanders (actually a LtCol but close enough) and Major Payne, and best of all a buddy who joined the Navy was Tom Stain, who after basic training was officially "Seaman Stain".
These are great 😂
You win. You've had the best life. Lol
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What you wanna bet that P. Ennis deliberately asked for an abbreviation in the yearbook 😂
I think what happened is that the yearbook editor was printing everyone’s full name, but in only his case put just a first initial and was like “oops!” when someone later pointed it out.
My father went to high school with a Michael Hunt AND a Richard Head. I've seen the yearbook. Parents must've just been more innocent in the 40s!
Our sheriff's name is Michael Hunt.
My first boss was T. W. Atkins, behind his back, we just called him twatkins 😂😂
If your son is gonna be stuck with the last name Faartz, there's no first name that can save him. Might as well go full joke.
The other kids will give him the nickname "Stinky".
New Zealand posts a list of banned baby names every year. Absolute gold to look through
Would Michael Hunt be allowed?
Germany too. It is horrifing!
My dad, who would have been 89 now, was named Richard and went by Dick. In the early 70s when my brother (also named Richard, but went by Richie and then Rich) was around 8, 9, 10-ish, my dad would introduce himself to people by saying, "I'm big Dick, this is little Dick." My mom was mortified! Back then, us kids really didn't say dick as often as people do now... it was considered very rude cussing. I really didn't start using it until my dad died in '96 when I was an adult! I felt like it was okay then haha!
I wrote this as a comment but yes, back then, that generation did Richard aka dick. My uncle who is 80 is named Richard Butts. We call him Dick. So he is known as Dick Butts.
I love that haha, your dad sounds like he had a great sense of humour ❤
Yeah I agree. Like there were a lot of words that are not considered swearing today that I didn't say until after I could drive lol. Shut up 😂
@@Autismallalong I remember my friend as a kid telling me crap was a swear word and she couldn’t say it…and I’m like…it just means rubbish it ain’t that serious but okay 😂
I went to high school with a really nice guy called Richard. First day of high school, it’s homeroom and our teacher reads his name out & goes ‘Richard ___ - what do you like, Dick?’ We all lost it. Asking a 13 yo if they like Dick is unforgettable 😂😂😂
Back in the 80s I was a teller supervisor in a bank near a university. Every autumn we had an influx of students opening accounts so there was a crowd in the lobby. One of the personal bankers come up and begged me to call the next person on the list. I refused, saying; “I am a gay guy and if you think I’m gonna walk around the lobby calling out for Mr. Long Dong, you’ve got another thing coming!!”
Now maybe after work….. 😉😂🤣😂🤣
Went to the E.R., found out I needed to have my appendix removed. The doctor on staff who did the surgery was named Dr. Dock. I'll never forget that name..lol.
Right now there is a trial going on in America. The Judge's last name is Judge. So his formal title is Judge Judge 🤣
I had a surgery done by Dr. Dock. Wonder if it was the same!
I once went on a date with a doctor whose last name was Needles lol.
I used to work in our state legislature, and two senators named Ken Cox and Robert Butts shared a suite of offices.
"Where are you going?" they'd ask.
"Cox and Butts," I'd reply.
Heh heh heh... they "shared" an office huh? 🤭
😂 this made me laugh so hard!
I can’t get enough of Toni’s laugh!! I love it 😂 And these two are such friendship goals!
I can't quite sort out if Toni's laugh is obnoxiously delightful or delightfully obnoxious, but I love it so much! 😍
My last name is Butt. My mom took my dad’s last name. Her last name was Lewis. Me and my sister got teased a lot but we didn’t mind lol. It made us very popular in school as we were the infamous Butt sisters!!
"I'll sock it to you, daddy!"
My Dad says he had a PE teacher named Butts. His nickname was Red. Not sure if Dad is embellishing, but the Dr who helped birth him was Dr. Payne...now that name is so apropos.
There was a Veterinary clinic in Sydney that had a Dr Lamb, Dr Chicken and Dr Woof. Not kidding.
They were certainly born into it then
I know a Dr. Nurse.
I just found a paper I'm using for a presentation and one of the authors names is Sho-ya Wang... And the journal is PNAS.
My mother always said she believes it’s the job of the parent to give their kid a name that isn’t gonna get them bullied on the playground. Kids can be unnecessarily mean, but that doesn’t mean you hand them the ammo?! And all because you think it’s pretty, some people need better taste 😅
Amen.
I was working as a records clerk at a local university when a student came in with a question about her record. I asked her last name and found 2 records for students with her last name enrolled for summer term in A&S (Arts& Sciences). I saw that one of the first names had surely been mistyped (Viginer), so I asked, "Are you Ann or Virginia, and I will need to see your ID. " Clearly, she took high umbrage, because she straightened her shoulders and told me rather coldly and loudly, "My name is NOT Virginia. It's Viginer! " which she pronounced with the first "i" short and the second one long, sounding very much like Vagina said with a Boston accent, with "A"s often pronounced "er". It was all I could do to keep a straight face while I apologized for my mistake as I watched heads turn in our direction throughout the room with hands over their mouths to keep from laughing aloud.
I used to work in a call center, and some of the names I came across were pretty crazy! One of my favorites was 'Phat Ho'. 😅
Haha I met a guy called Man Ho once :)
Poor Clydia... oh my god.
... and Cuntley...
According to tiktok videos Clydia's mom posted she is now suing the donor who made sure she can have a child for childsupport. The guy was a spermdonor did not even know her but she wants his money
I once knew a kid whose last name was hyphenated with both her parents' last names. Her last name(s) were Power-Granter. The most powerful name I've ever heard.
As a teacher I have encountered many unique names. However, the most interesting one was the little girl named Crayola. Spelled and pronounced like the crayon.
Long Wang is leaning in? 😂
His nickname is Tripod.
At primary school we had to call each other by surname in my class was a Mustard. However at our last school photo they combined all the classes together for a group photo. Students were moved around according to their height etc. Still laugh at how they could have got it so wrong. When the 3 students put together was Mustard Pepper and Heins 😂
In college we had a lecturer with the surname Mutton (though she pronounced it mooo-tonn in an exaggerated Hyacinth Bucket fashion).
Only in the second year did we find out the fiance she had, and didn't marry, that his surname was Schaap (sheep in Dutch) 😂
"It's BOO- Kaaa "
My aunt has a former cowoerker at her real estate job named Dorkus. When she left there were tons of for sale signs with her name still on them. Not even joking, my aunt still to this day sticks Dorkus's for sale signs wherever she goes to travel. All over the world. If yall ever see one, It could have been her lol. (the number in it is through the company, dorkus is not getting calls from people just so yall aren't concerned)
I worked for a primary school for a year, helping out with registrations.. there weren't as many strange ones as you'd think, but a doozy of one who stood out was the father who was registering his kid, his identity document stated his was Hitler Germany. I kid you not. And he wasn't Aryan, but African.
Wtf
I'm from the Netherlands and Hitler would not be allowed here.
In the US, I don't think there are any federal laws on naming your kids. But some states have a few regulations. Mostly just saying no symbols or numbers, though. So in most states, you can name your kids pretty much what ever you want.
My mom was born in 1960s and some of her school mates' parents were hippies. She has two friends named Peter Rabbit and Sky Blue. Peter also had a younger sister named Bunny 🤣. My mom had a 'normal' name as she was named after Marilyn Monroe ❤
I had a customer once a Mr Cox, his son had a baby and called said baby Issac, so Issac Cox😊😅
Cracked up!! Thanks for making me feel better about being named Tuesday hahahahahaha
One of the first colleagues I met on my first 'professional' job was Richard Windmill, he went by 'Dickie'.. Needless to say it was a tough introduction!
My ex husband was telling me about a birth announcement he saw in the paper once. This lovely couple with the last name of Peacock had named their new son Andrew. Drew. Peacock.
The actor named Ryder Strong has always given me a giggle.
I went to high school in a Texas town, and I went to school with a guy named Little Harold. His Dad was Harold, and rather than naming him Harold, Jr., they named him Little Harold - first legal name Little. And everyone CALLED him Little, rather than Little Harold. And he was about 6'4" tall (192cm).
And don't forget Governor of Texas Jim Hogg, who named his daughter Ima (who was absolutely gorgeous by the way)
mr. worthy was worth this video. Ryan great set up! I love you Toni. I love you Ryan.
There was a racecar driver in America called Dick Trickle. Hand to god! *snicker
You two are HILARIOUS! LOVE this podcast! One of my absolute favourites!!! ♥️
I had a professor whose last name was Little. She married and refused to take her husband's last name. She also refused to hyphen it. His last name was HEAD. So she could have been Dr. Little-Head.
Also I had a professor whose last name was Booty. He walked into class saying "Yes my last name is Booty. It is not Seymour or Harry Booty, its just Michael Booty.
Hope she was also smart enough not to call her son Richard 😊
One way you could write Long Wang in Chinese characters is 龙王, which means "dragon king". Although, that's probably not how our boy Long Wang writes it, especially since Wang is his surname (and surnames come first in Chinese, but many Chinese people living in Western countries give their names use the Western order).
On the photo of Mrs Weiner and Butt, there's a border around the photo with words which makes it, to me, even funnier if you read it: "Weiner and Butt, all the parts your car will ever need..."
Guys!!! I just found y'all and you have lifted me from my depression! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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My mom's old elementary school principal was named
... Harry O. Ball...🤣
It's written on her certificate for passing the 5th grade 😅 And I knew a lady named Anita Cox and in the phone book was a lady named Rusty Cox 😅
Rusty Cox needs a good oiling I think 🤔
@@LisaBeergutHolst
The ironic thing was Rusty Cox was an old lady lol. She's passes now along with phone books, bless her heart, but it use to give us kids a laugh 😄
Weiner is actually pronounced like 'whiner,' but paired with Butts it's still hilarious.
I'm not sure if parents were more innocent or more sinister back then... I went to school with Richard Gay (insisted on Richard btw) and at my first job I worked with Benjamin Dover (insisted on Benjamin btw) both would have been born mid 70s and named then!
My husband vasectomy doctor was Dr. Baldoc! 😂
Had a neighbour named Annie, which is fine, unless your surname is Frank. 😅😂
In Germany, an immigrant family was expecting and the father to be who bearly spoke german was asked at work if they chose a name for the child who was a boy, yes they had, and his chosen name was Anus!
The owner of the company where he worked at called another coworker into the office who was also from the same country the father to be was and told him to try and have a conversation with the father to be and explain what that name means to avoid that poor child having to suffer.
I hope there are laws that would have prevented that anyway!
The insane part is that the language he spoke that name also means exactly the same thing as it does in german and english... to think the parents to be did not even put two and two together... that children is so lucky he was born in Germany otherwise no doubt his fate would have been sealed at least for 18 years with that name! 😅
When I worked in an independant little shop, one of our frequent customers was Mr Fiddler 😭
😂 "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?!" ... Porky's was a hilarious movie.
We had a client named Dick Handler. Dr Dick Handler. Why Dick? Why not Richard or Rick? 😂
I had a teacher in school called Mrs Porker. And she was very large and had very pink skin. She was relentlessly tortured for it, so in the end she asked all the students to call her Miss Maryanne, which was her first name. I felt really sorry for her.
Here's the thing about Long Wang... in Asian countries they say the family(sir) name first and the individual name last.. so as Wang is traditionally a Chinese name, in China he would be called Wang Long. Either way you say it, he's better off than poor Dick Smalley.
That sigh at the that end! 😂
There is a local politician that lives near me... His name..?
Dick Dickerson..
I mean... That's not that bad... At least they go together ☠️😹☠️
Had a teacher called Mr Dangerfield and he was one tough but really popular bloke
I had a middle eastern classmate named Ufaq. Because her name was pronounced like cursing in English, the school made her pick a new name.
Made her pick a name new? What? That's insanse
that's sounds weird and unlawful l. And if I was Ufaq's parent....there would be hell to pay. My daughter has a name. It is pronounced a certain way and you know it. Censor my son's name again and I'll show U how fuqed you are when you lose your license to teach.
try that ish again and i will sue😂.
Are you sure this story is real because it sounds like those fake stories people send in.😂
It's like watching a sketch from SNL...... except in Australia like news feed 😂😂😂😂
I used to work with a guy named Mike Hum
My colleague took her husbands name: Vagg 😂
"The governor and I, we were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time, right, the significance of the passage of time. So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires. What we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children." ---Heels Up Harris
My daughter went to school with a boy called Lucifer 🤔
When I was in high school there were two sisters named Secret and Rumor 😅
Considering the names covered in this podcast video, I feel these three examples are pretty tame. To be fair Lucifer is an actual name and the has the meaning of 'bringer of light' 🤷🏼♀️
I nearly spilled my drink..lol.. ya'll so funny!.
Louis CK does a great bit on this topic... "There are no rules for what you can name your kid. There should be a couple of rules." 😂😂😂😂
My daughter met a lady who was a resident at the nursing home where my daughter worked. The sweet little old lady was named Erma Gurd. I was like oh that’s unfortunate lol.
I met a guy named Shithead ( pronounced "SHA THEED")
Also a girl named ANA BOX
( they pronounced her name as " ONA".
The shatheed guy.. was his father in a batman mask?
In college I worked with a guy named Randy Moosedyk
That is a fantastic name!
As someone who speaks Dutch I had to read it three times to get the joke.
Moosedyk to me just means "moss dike".
My grand mother was called Fanny Blower god bless and rip but there was always a snigger, laugh behind the hand every time her name was brought up😂
Ah you missed Fanny Chmelar, she's a real athlete.
There's a classic clip from a local tv station in the States where they're interviewing the town fire marshal named... Les McBurney. Gets me every time.
Dick Trickle.Race car driver
Oh the painfull sigh at the end . Love you guy's. Busy bing watching to catch up. My belly aches so bad from laughing. 😅😅😅😅😅😅
I went to school with a Crystal Lear. Her middle name was Shanda. Also worked with a Justin Thyme.
“As much as he can be” did not get enough love as a joke
I worked in a hotel years ago and checked in two little old ladies to a twin bed room, their names were Mrs Shepherd and Mrs Pye. 😂❤ made my year that did.
Second one has Toni falling right into the Scunthorpe problem.
Back in high school there was a kid named Benjamin who went by Ben, and unfortunately his last name was Dover. I remember during one of my classes he got called down to the office over the intercom, "Can Ben Dover please come to the office." I'm pretty sure it was after that he started going by his full name.
The National Hockey League here in North America holds a handful of outdoor games each season and usually bring in military vets or servicemen from the US and Canada to do their National Anthems. I remember a handful of years ago in Lake Placid, Sgt. Dusty Gooch got the nod for the US anthem and twitter was having a time with it
I used to play with a youth orchestra every week where there was a genuine lad named Isaac Hunt and a girl named Helen Bach.
One I saw years ago was a marathon running called Aaron Farr. 😂
My nephew has a teacher named Ms Butt. We attended his middle school graduation, and my dad couldn't stop giggling every time they said her name!
Back in the day, I went to highschool with a girl named Crystal Chandelier.... bless her, she hated her name and had us call her kit instead.
Knew a girl named Temple Muse... Must've been hippie parents. Another named Sunshine, and a boy named Shamrock.... People!!
You two need to react to the English version of The Chase when a certain skiers name came up ..... One of the funniest tv bloopers I've ever seen 🤣🤣
My mother grew up with a girl named "Ima" (pronounced like "I'm a") and she got married. Her married name was Ima Pig.
She also knew a baby named Humphsa Aquarius (but it was the Zodiac sign). That was the 70s.
The Medical Centre where I grew up had a Dr Savage and Dr Gore and the Dentist was Dr Capp 😆
I went to school with a Wayne King, and worked with a chemist called Dr Death (he produced it De,Ath)
When I taught kindergarten I had a student named Hung Lo. Later I taught high schrewl and I had Urina and Nausea among others.
I remember watching a clip from a British gameshow and one of questions involved a german athlete named Fanny Chmelar😂 i feel so bad for laughing but damn😂
Best story I have about bad names.
My mom was a nurse, had all sorts, but this was just epic. She walks into a room with a young boy and reads the chart. His name is listed as GeorgeMichael. All run together like that. So she asks about what GeorgeMichael is here for today. The kid's mom rolls her eyes. My mom says "Oh, sorry, is that not how your pronounce it?". The kid's mom sighs and says, "The George is silent!".