None of the jokes he used were his. He only wrote the very last- "No Ketchup!" He also did not write the Ronald Reagan joke that he told Patty. One would think a head writer would write something significant during his life!
Jackie wrote one joke and the punchline is "No ketchup!". He claimed ownership of the Reagan Alzheimer joke he told Patty Reagan, but again, he stole it.
I saw a video of Rodney Dangerfield on The Tonight Show from the early eighties and he told the "read his first book" joke, but Jackie wrote for Rodney for a while, so maybe he did write it, but it seems like it's such an obvious hacky joke that it had to have been out there long before that. I loved it when Robin said "these are jokes that I know" and Jackie replied "they're my jokes, you know them because you know me". 🙄
Jackie's goofy forced laughter immediately after every single joke is so god damn contrived. Like, believe in your material and let the audience laugh on their own without constant direction
Jackie is a fraudulent comic. He fooled Howard into thinking he already had success by making those fake lps in his basement. The laughs are fake, the jokes aren’t his and his mom paid to press the albums.
Jackie didn't write the Reagan joke nor the "Your mama's so fat.." joke. When you hear a punchline such as "no ketchup!", assume it is a Marlow original lol.
The funny thing is that this Steve O guy ended up having the career that Jackie wanted. He made a career as a relatively successful comedy movie script writer and producer in Hollywood.
Jackie was great on Stern, but because they ragged on him. His comedy is hack. It’s funny how so many hacks claim they wrote the terrible, easy premise jokes they say.
That Q joke is a variation of an old joke. I knew a fat guy who was friends with a skinny guy and I told them they should go out for Halloween as the number 10, which I'm sure I heard somewhere else.
The joke is the kids mother asked "What do you say?" expecting a please and thank you. But the girl demands no ketchup instead. Its a really weak joke.
Might've worked if Jackie made the little girl all nice and sweet before the punchline. He made her a brat from the start of the joke and it didn't work.
Jack really was a terrible comic. Go check out that movie Comedies Dirtiest Dozen that Jackie is in. Omg he is soooo bad. Rapid fire joke book cracks, laughing over his own punchlines. The crowd eventually stops laughing and he starts berating them. After they laughed generously for every other comic, Jackies style eventually wore thin and they were looking at him in shocked silence. So he starts yelling at them lol. Like its their fault, not his rapid fire hacky delivery! He was too much.
Telling corny fat jokes was already old when Jackie did this set. I find his act as out of touch as a vaudeville act. But his writing on Howard was excellent so there's this weird disconnect. All those free plugs PLUS a TV commercial twice an hour on E! couldn't sell those CDs.
@@drewgeraci8434 His writing on Howard was god tier. He had the knack to write a quick line or cutdown on somebody or a situation in a spiteful funny way. Mostly all of Howards funny mean lines about people from those days were written by Jackie and I agree, its very strange to think of the two talents side by side. His standup is soooo bad.
What I never got was Jackie was a brilliant fast witty guy who wrote hilarious shit for Howard on the fly, yet went on Star Search his big break and did lame old ass hacky jokes (which is why he lost, the judges gave the other guy credit for at least having original material) and his standup act was always a joke book montage. Why didn’t he ever write an original standup act for himself???
Steve O would go on to make Kung Pow: Enter the Fist; several Nick cartoons; and worked with Jim Carrey for many years. All while Jackie claims he invented jokes that elementary school kids have been telling each other for decades.
24:37 @lou_sassoul do you have this full tape? When they listened to I believe Quincy Jones, I could be wrong, give a drunken speech and they goofed on the tape as they played it? I noticed this on the last 30 seconds of this video and I’ve been looking for it forever!
You can always tell the jokes Jackie wrote himself and the classic joke book jokes he's reading. HIS jokes are always WAY too wordy, has a super weak payoff and frequently needs to be explained. He's the worst.
@Stranded NYer The balls Jackie has to claim credit for the "You're Mama's so fat.." jokes. I heard those in the early 70's and was certainly, to me, a Black creation.
While this clip represents some of the best Howard Stern ever it is still funny to hear Howard talk about sweetened laughs when he pays Robin millions to laugh at everything. 😂😂
They were 100% correct... is the joke about a fat person getting in the tub before running the water a joke?????? WTF is what? WTF is that even supposed to mean???? His explanation is something like "water conservation," HU?????????? God Damn, Jackie's main function is to make fun of him for all these jokes that don't even make sense.
@@YoungNino2017 it's displation.. LOL yeah it really isnt Jackie's best. Jackie's strength is rapid fire dirty jokes and insults. Listen to the Dice vs Jackie (Grillos last day) clip on TH-cam He absolutely kills it.
Jackie lying that he wrote these old hack jokes that have been around longer than he has just shows what type of scumbag he is, No wonder Rodney Dangerfield got rid of him.
The de Niro laugh after the bad jokes has me rolling laughing
Jackie badgering the audience when they don’t laugh is exponentially funnier than any jokes he ever said on stage
"C''mon laugh, lady! I laughed when YOU came in!"
@@jimmyconway294he had good zingers they were just kinda... Meh
Jackie’s jokes were beyond hacky
Worse than hacky. Hacks can be funny. These jokes are just awful.
None of the jokes he used were his. He only wrote the very last- "No Ketchup!"
He also did not write the Ronald Reagan joke that he told Patty.
One would think a head writer would write something significant during his life!
@Yoda _ I love Jackie and you can't change that.
@yoda_8206no he didn't.
He was the joke. 🤷♂️
Jackie's "sideswiped both families" line is an Allan Sherman joke from 1963.
Jackie wrote one joke and the punchline is "No ketchup!".
He claimed ownership of the Reagan Alzheimer joke he told Patty Reagan, but again, he stole it.
I saw a video of Rodney Dangerfield on The Tonight Show from the early eighties and he told the "read his first book" joke, but Jackie wrote for Rodney for a while, so maybe he did write it, but it seems like it's such an obvious hacky joke that it had to have been out there long before that. I loved it when Robin said "these are jokes that I know" and Jackie replied "they're my jokes, you know them because you know me". 🙄
Jackie the Jokemin
Idk how he lost. With the "No ketchup!" line. That's killer shit
“We both thought I won.” Jackie being humble backstage w Stevo.
Jackie's goofy forced laughter immediately after every single joke is so god damn contrived. Like, believe in your material and let the audience laugh on their own without constant direction
Jackie's comedic talent and his history prior to Stern is shady.
Jackie is a fraudulent comic. He fooled Howard into thinking he already had success by making those fake lps in his basement. The laughs are fake, the jokes aren’t his and his mom paid to press the albums.
It’s the best.
But simultaneously unironically and unequivocally it was the part that made him great 😂😂😂
16:45 Jackie backstage:
"We both thought I won".
Jackie doesn't have a humble bone in his body.
damn, howard missed an amazing opportunity to bring on Steve o to the show while Jackie worked their lol
Howard did have them do a rematch on a pay-per-view.
Jackie laughing after every lame joke was beyond obnoxious.😋😋
It does sound like the same exact people. :)
Jackie the Jokemun
Jackie didn't write the Reagan joke nor the "Your mama's so fat.." joke.
When you hear a punchline such as "no ketchup!", assume it is a Marlow original lol.
He definitely didn't write the second one you mentioned
@@louskunt2641 I made a typo that supports Jackie's claim to that Reagan joke.
@@Landrew1208 oh ok, which Reagan joke? The one he told to Patty??
@@louskunt2641 that was actually a pretty funny joke.
GIVE RODNEY ANOTHER CHANCE!!!
NO kETCHUP!!!!!!!!!
The funny thing is that this Steve O guy ended up having the career that Jackie wanted. He made a career as a relatively successful comedy movie script writer and producer in Hollywood.
Really? What’s his full name?
@@daytonasayswhat9333 I forgot. He's the guy who wrote several of the Jim Carrey movies like Ace Ventura Pet Detective.
@@ramonalejandrosuare I read in the other comment it Odenkirk. I wonder if it’s Bob Odenkirk’s brother.
@@daytonasayswhat9333it's Oedekerk (no relation)
@@daytonasayswhat9333His full name is Steve Ochs, not to be confused with Steve Oedekerk.
Star Search Brought to you by the Lo-Jackie anti-theft device.😂😂
"Prevents car theft, but not joke theft." 😛
Jackie was great on Stern, but because they ragged on him.
His comedy is hack.
It’s funny how so many hacks claim they wrote the terrible, easy premise jokes they say.
Jackie is right. Star search crowd laughed at everything
The best radio ever
One thing for sure is that Jackie was a straight hustler.
Jackie could read the phone book and I would be hysterical. Jackie Penthouse Martling is truly a one of a kind.
Thank God
Have you been to any of his shows?
When Jackie read Robin's book, I didn't laugh at all.
17:55 Jackie's escalating laughter never makes anything funnier.
It works at bars where everyone is tanked. They hear laughter and just start laughing along. But this sober crowd just looks at him like wtf?
The Cape fear laugh track is amazing though. Good job, Fred.
Jackie the Jokemen 😂
That Q joke is a variation of an old joke. I knew a fat guy who was friends with a skinny guy and I told them they should go out for Halloween as the number 10, which I'm sure I heard somewhere else.
Is the little kid hotdog story a joke? What's the joke? Plz explain it to me. Thx!
The little girls' obnoxious behavior is supposed to be humorous- according to Jackie.
The joke is the kids mother asked "What do you say?" expecting a please and thank you. But the girl demands no ketchup instead. Its a really weak joke.
Might've worked if Jackie made the little girl all nice and sweet before the punchline. He made her a brat from the start of the joke and it didn't work.
Eye eye eye, hop in, you look armless!
Jackie might be a hack but that Steve O is a black hole of comedy.
Jack really was a terrible comic. Go check out that movie Comedies Dirtiest Dozen that Jackie is in. Omg he is soooo bad. Rapid fire joke book cracks, laughing over his own punchlines. The crowd eventually stops laughing and he starts berating them. After they laughed generously for every other comic, Jackies style eventually wore thin and they were looking at him in shocked silence. So he starts yelling at them lol. Like its their fault, not his rapid fire hacky delivery! He was too much.
Telling corny fat jokes was already old when Jackie did this set. I find his act as out of touch as a vaudeville act. But his writing on Howard was excellent so there's this weird disconnect. All those free plugs PLUS a TV commercial twice an hour on E! couldn't sell those CDs.
@@drewgeraci8434 His writing on Howard was god tier. He had the knack to write a quick line or cutdown on somebody or a situation in a spiteful funny way. Mostly all of Howards funny mean lines about people from those days were written by Jackie and I agree, its very strange to think of the two talents side by side. His standup is soooo bad.
Good Ol' Hackie
Just lost a game of CALL OF DUTY and was pissed . This made me feel better 😂
Hacky Tacky Jackie
Howard’s way better nowadays
BULLLLLLLLLSHIT
Howard totally missed that joke! Not that it's good but damn Jackie had to spell it out
What I never got was Jackie was a brilliant fast witty guy who wrote hilarious shit for Howard on the fly, yet went on Star Search his big break and did lame old ass hacky jokes (which is why he lost, the judges gave the other guy credit for at least having original material) and his standup act was always a joke book montage. Why didn’t he ever write an original standup act for himself???
Jackie voice: not so fast
#LEGEND
Howard's correct: Steve O is a really idiotic name. Not like Beth O.
LOLOL
Holy shit . This is funny . Great observation
Ha😊
Loved when the broke Jackie's balls
Worst jokes I ever heard
😉
Horrible.
C'mon, that's killer shit!
jackie the jokemun
Years later Wiggy goes on AGT like a hypocritical Pelican...
Steve O would go on to make Kung Pow: Enter the Fist; several Nick cartoons; and worked with Jim Carrey for many years. All while Jackie claims he invented jokes that elementary school kids have been telling each other for decades.
Wrong guy.
What the fuck are you babbling about
24:37 @lou_sassoul do you have this full tape? When they listened to I believe Quincy Jones, I could be wrong, give a drunken speech and they goofed on the tape as they played it? I noticed this on the last 30 seconds of this video and I’ve been looking for it forever!
Psahhoohoohoohahaha!
4:08 Asking the human laugh track what she thinks of laugh tracks. 😂
You can always tell the jokes Jackie wrote himself and the classic joke book jokes he's reading. HIS jokes are always WAY too wordy, has a super weak payoff and frequently needs to be explained. He's the worst.
hackie the hoke man -- jackie the choke man
Hilarious
Jokemin
Outside of the first and last joke. Jackie's jokes weren't that bad.
@@strandednyer7209 💀🤣😂💀
@Stranded NYer readers digest???
He's mediocre, so not entirely bad
@Stranded NYer The balls Jackie has to claim credit for the "You're Mama's so fat.." jokes.
I heard those in the early 70's and was certainly, to me, a Black creation.
I, too am a Jokeman
Jokemun.
Jackie Jokeman
A guy walks into a bar…
The first guy was terrible.
Hackie the Jokemin embarrassing himself again
They both should have lost. That was bad
OMG, Jackie's jokes are really really bad. Howard is 100% right. They suck. IMO
Jokemn
Joke-man
An entire set based on fatness. Lol
While this clip represents some of the best Howard Stern ever it is still funny to hear Howard talk about sweetened laughs when he pays Robin millions to laugh at everything. 😂😂
Awful.
He’s the worst
Jackie the joke book reader
That’s the same Steve O from Jackass
@@jamieflowers1493 Really? I would want me to be serious, since it’s good to be smarter than others, with whom we must compete.
@@jamieflowers1493 Yes for a brief moment he was.
Steve Oedekerk...wrote n directed Ace ventura and other 90s funny movies
@@WillS724 Steve O actually punched up some scripts
@@WillS724 bobs brother?
They were 100% correct... is the joke about a fat person getting in the tub before running the water a joke?????? WTF is what? WTF is that even supposed to mean???? His explanation is something like "water conservation," HU?????????? God Damn, Jackie's main function is to make fun of him for all these jokes that don't even make sense.
Because the fat person fills the tub implying that there is very little room for water. What is so difficult
@@thegadflygang5381 That's supposed to be a joke????? It makes no sense at all
@@YoungNino2017 it's displation.. LOL yeah it really isnt Jackie's best. Jackie's strength is rapid fire dirty jokes and insults. Listen to the Dice vs Jackie (Grillos last day) clip on TH-cam
He absolutely kills it.
@@thegadflygang5381 what is "displation"? There is no such word
@@YoungNino2017 that is part of the joke. Jackie said displation instead of displacement. Am i getting paid for my Jokeman translation skills
Fred's got no balls he will never speak out against Jackie or even speak the truth
Jackie lying that he wrote these old hack jokes that have been around longer than he has just shows what type of scumbag he is, No wonder Rodney Dangerfield got rid of him.
I saw a video of Rodney on The Johnny Carson Show from the early eights where he did the reading the book joke, I wonder if Jacky wrote that for him.