Person: Who do you main in brawlhalla? Me: Orion or Artemis Person: You play annoying legends. anyways, what weapon do you use Me: Guess Person: I'm guessing lance you cosolix fan Me: haha, wrong, I main unarmed (I actaully do)
I truly believe that cannon is underrated. I see nobody use it right,only new players who throw random moves. Probably because cannon combos are hard to hit.
i main both bow and blasters, wasnt wrong about blasters, i feel that he is god and the reason i main dianna, tbh, i do feel like steve when i get my bow back in my hands... its so reliable... like i can have a bad game and day with blasters... just not getting the spacing right or whatever,, bow can pull a 0 to death by just spacing out the whole time and then kill confirm like... cheese lmaooo
A bit salty? ahah its almost racist as j put us under the same catagory (almost as if we were a race) and than criticise us in general and talk shit abt us Bc we r learning the hardest weapon in the game😉
When he spoke about "BOW" I was like, "Who sent you, how did you get this information". Because everyone who knows ME knows I am a Diehearted "EMBER" Main... Forever and always.
The moment he said blasters and spoke about blaster mains...i feel very attacked when he said lucien and diana...i main lucien to a high degree...but damn...
Nobody gonna mention how he basically described every single tick that the average player has when using any weapons? It’s a hidden guide, once you get past all the trash talk 🗿
Lance: you need it to win. Cannon: you didn't play it before the rework, if you did you dropped it. Blasters: you die inside every time recovery drops. Spear: you main weapon throw. Scythe: either you only go for clips or you are gold and do auto combos, praying that your opponent doesn't know how to dodge. Katars: you have been killed by a 5 strength legend and said, "That's cheap. I have to work for my kills."
Lance: You have small pp Katars: You love infinite and you refuse to learn any other combo Orb: You like to play with your balls all day and night Great sword: You also have small pp, but it's hard for you to learn combos Canon: You actualy can play this game Scythe: You dress yourself as a reaper on halloweeen and you kidnap autistic boys Gauntlets: You put your whole anger into random moves that somehow work Bow: You thought it would have longer range (it should) Axe: You like underage boys Spear: Helicopter Helicopter, Paracopter Paracopter (You can't play this game) Blaster: Like bow players, but it shouldn't Sword: You are basic Hammer: You think pulling other players is cool (It's gay) Boots: You think you are cooler than gauntlet players
When I started playing brawlhalla I fell in love with scythe and then I started to get more into the game and watched sandstorm play and started playing mordex
I am here to prove your blaster theory wrong.. I main cassidy, my favorite brawlhalla player is hazn or fiend..and I only trash talk the bad blaster players
Cannon used to be my favorite until the rework. I’m sure it’s in a better place than it was prework but man... Something about knowing I could just slap people with this big hunk of metal was satisfying. Nowadays it’s gauntlets. You know what they say; The weapon isn’t broken if you’re fucking horrendous at it (Unless you play GS but it isn’t so bad after nerfs)
Everything about axe is true except me maining teros or xull. I actually main Azoth and Ragnir. Now i have played both Teros and Xull, even getting a skin for Teros (from a chest), but this is when i was finding my main. I played every legend.
I'm not a Blasters Main but the Blasters Part made me laugh hard. I'm a big Boomie stan and relate to the section, the moment you brought up Cody i couldn't stop laughing cause it's so accurate
I'm a scythe main. I started on gauntlets. Trying to clip someone on scythe is deadass THE ONLY WAY to play scythe correctly. Hitting them once on neutral is just called learning the weapon. Edit: Gauntlets are not a free kill offstage. You just need to read them and then it's smooth sailing
I love katars I’m in low gold and I main Ragnir and yes 👍 I do like wrenched but watch snowy YOU sandstorm boogie lucians sword. I also started in October 2020 and I’m not tryna stop playing soon.
@@costy7106 It depends on who you ask but yes old cannon was 100% better. In short the hitboxes were just destroyed when the cannon """re-work""" came in. And alot of the combos dont work at some heaths anymore (if at all)
"Your favorite move is neutral light, not because it's good, it's because you can relate to it" this hits way too close to home
i dont let this feeling get close to me... im doing speer nlight... jump and..... fastfall speer nlight!... im home
It hits too close to home when its supposed to not hit close D:
makes sense
I use spear and actually relate to it
Lol, I've never felt so seen 😂
Imagine maining a weapon
This was made by the unarmed main gang
Person: Who do you main in brawlhalla?
Me: Orion or Artemis
Person: You play annoying legends. anyways, what weapon do you use
Me: Guess
Person: I'm guessing lance you cosolix fan
Me: haha, wrong, I main unarmed
(I actaully do)
Playing unarmed is so fucking tryhard
we love the d-light groundpounds
Elo? Tryna run it?
@@z3n06 - Wanna verse mine?
when cosolix asked for a hug i hugged my monitor
Lol
Pogchamp
I main cannon so i do need a hug...
Down catastrophic
@Lucas Grant can I join? 😢
So basically everyone watches sandstorm and is low diamond
yes
I cringed so bad watching this video
@@pulse6247 ur not the only one
Cosolix: Gauntlets are brain dead and you’re a villain if you use axe
Me who mains Rayman: *I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that*
My excuse to play gauntlets is that im a mobile player
me who plays all gauntlet legends
exactly how i reacted to this :DD
As a plat orb player
I can’t find anything wrong with your statement
Me too bud
You offering me a hug is the most positivity I've received ever since I started maining Xull
I feel you bro,I feel you,I kinda pass to scythe to feel at least less alone Xd
I can relate
I truly believe that cannon is underrated. I see nobody use it right,only new players who throw random moves. Probably because cannon combos are hard to hit.
@@costy7106 not that Hard, ppl r just usually too lazy to try and learn Them. But yes its an underrestemated string weapon
oh god its an axe player
As a bow main I deny that I’m Steve. I see us more as Todd’s
i love you
nah more like josh
i main both bow and blasters, wasnt wrong about blasters, i feel that he is god and the reason i main dianna, tbh, i do feel like steve when i get my bow back in my hands... its so reliable... like i can have a bad game and day with blasters... just not getting the spacing right or whatever,, bow can pull a 0 to death by just spacing out the whole time and then kill confirm like... cheese lmaooo
I like how Patrick is shown right when you talk about Axe and then show Teros, but that was before the Spongebob crossover.
Yoo, I didn't realise this
When cosolix was talking about scythe I got so scared since that’s everything I do with scythe and mostly try clipping people LOL
(Y) Same
Im glad he didnt. Say anything about the reverse nair sycthe bc i Reverse nair with scythe Everyday
@@雌犬-f5i its in out blood
@@thomasdreisler603 When i use scythe I always Side light Reverse nair
@@雌犬-f5i lol same
“Stop trying to go for clips” sorry man, it’s in my blood. 🤷♂️
That's weird
T360 Boss fr
wallcamp for clip ewww
Scythe gang
I 0 to death sycthe Alot For some reason
"You're about to stop maining the weapon because it got nerfed"
I'm just STARTING to main it ha HA
True, because the new legend has hammer which is easier to use than other 2 "that weapon" legend
@@KimShellene sword is so much easier than hammer but ok
is greatsword the least played weapon in the game ?
Scythe mains also think they are so good when they get a dodge in read or hit a dair or sair off stage
A bit salty? ahah its almost racist as j put us under the same catagory (almost as if we were a race) and than criticise us in general and talk shit abt us Bc we r learning the hardest weapon in the game😉
@@thomasdreisler603 bruhh i play scythe too but reading a dodge in or out aint that hard
@@thedragonofthewest5789 true, it just sounded like i were like mAd salty, and there for sounded like criticiseing
@@thomasdreisler603 i don't even know how you come with racism i guess it's something a scythe player does
@KAPALI HESAP hdjd bruh im plat. I would whoop ur ass
You forgot about the part where you tell hammer players to take their 1st shower this century
axe: pls pick another weapon-meanwhile cosolix: MAINS ULGRIM
the most broken one of them all
Lance is my favorite cause scarlets release was the only one I was there for fr 💀
Your so accurate with the lance one bruh get me out of plat plz
Use better weapons. When I got into plat I used gauntlets, orb and spear. Really helped me to get higher in plat
Imagine being plat
@@kylowyd :(
This man nearly got stuck with pure destruction, he saved himself at the end
a lance main can deal like 120 damage on you just by spamming Sair when you’re disarmed
"Maybe we can be trash together 😣👉👈" lol XD
"Gauntlet mains are basically katar mains"
People who play caspian:
I'm Lance Main and that's EXACTLY how I am, haha
Not funny get good
When he spoke about "BOW" I was like, "Who sent you, how did you get this information". Because everyone who knows ME knows I am a Diehearted "EMBER" Main... Forever and always.
“all you gotta do it hit a ground pound” LANCE RECOVERYYYYYYYYY GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
🤣🤣indeed brother
When he said stop going for clips i felt that
The moment he said blasters and spoke about blaster mains...i feel very attacked when he said lucien and diana...i main lucien to a high degree...but damn...
1:43
“Yumiko with a scythe can’t hurt you she’s not real”
Yumiko with a scythe:
i wish she had a scythe instead of bow
Bru as a spear main. I can sadly confirm.
Nobody gonna mention how he basically described every single tick that the average player has when using any weapons? It’s a hidden guide, once you get past all the trash talk 🗿
cannon : the one weapon that you rarely see people play but when you found a cannon player they are a beast at the game
n.o.
Cosolix read my mind when he talked about blasters/guns! He's psychic :o
If boomie is love and boomie is life, and I need to get a life
Good idea intensifies*
The orb one is so true about my cousin lol
Genshin impact and brawlhalla player im fall in love with you
Lance: you need it to win.
Cannon: you didn't play it before the rework, if you did you dropped it.
Blasters: you die inside every time recovery drops.
Spear: you main weapon throw.
Scythe: either you only go for clips or you are gold and do auto combos, praying that your opponent doesn't know how to dodge.
Katars: you have been killed by a 5 strength legend and said, "That's cheap. I have to work for my kills."
Nothing can be more satisfying then landing that blaster dlight at a sweaty moment
Lance: You have small pp
Katars: You love infinite and you refuse to learn any other combo
Orb: You like to play with your balls all day and night
Great sword: You also have small pp, but it's hard for you to learn combos
Canon: You actualy can play this game
Scythe: You dress yourself as a reaper on halloweeen and you kidnap autistic boys
Gauntlets: You put your whole anger into random moves that somehow work
Bow: You thought it would have longer range (it should)
Axe: You like underage boys
Spear: Helicopter Helicopter, Paracopter Paracopter (You can't play this game)
Blaster: Like bow players, but it shouldn't
Sword: You are basic
Hammer: You think pulling other players is cool (It's gay)
Boots: You think you are cooler than gauntlet players
That lance description is so accurate it’s almost like you can read my mind
When all your favorite weapons are explained by saying "nah you guys aren't really that special I have nothing to say about you"
As a blaster main, i completely agree about what u said, although i main Cassidy (and gnash but we dont talk about it)
ok the cannon one hit too close man I don't wanna die
That moment when cannon went from op to garbage in one patch
as a scythe main, if i hit a clip then i won in my head which is all that matters
When I started playing brawlhalla I fell in love with scythe and then I started to get more into the game and watched sandstorm play and started playing mordex
I am here to prove your blaster theory wrong.. I main cassidy, my favorite brawlhalla player is hazn or fiend..and I only trash talk the bad blaster players
3:04 this is so true lmao, Gotta Love Axe
@@yindragon7347 rayman
the only blaster part i actually dont relate to is calling everyone dumb for playing ez weapons, i only trash talk my bad matchups
Cannon used to be my favorite until the rework. I’m sure it’s in a better place than it was prework but man... Something about knowing I could just slap people with this big hunk of metal was satisfying. Nowadays it’s gauntlets. You know what they say; The weapon isn’t broken if you’re fucking horrendous at it (Unless you play GS but it isn’t so bad after nerfs)
Whats gs?
As an Cannon-Scythe main I can relate with the hug bro,also I start playying the weapons because I like the caracthers when I started,Xull and Volkov
Everything about axe is true except me maining teros or xull. I actually main Azoth and Ragnir. Now i have played both Teros and Xull, even getting a skin for Teros (from a chest), but this is when i was finding my main. I played every legend.
I'm not a Blasters Main but the Blasters Part made me laugh hard. I'm a big Boomie stan and relate to the section, the moment you brought up Cody i couldn't stop laughing cause it's so accurate
I main nix but I don't worship boomie
@@LordGarchomp So sandstorm
as a bow main who is stuck in silver due to matchmaking issues and my parents making me do chores while in matches i enjoyed what he said
Dude I feel sorry for playing gauntlets now but I like the new legend so I'll learn great sword
When I started Brawlhalla, Artemis was free and it just stuck. Scythe is just fun as hell
funny thing about axe, i play teros in exp whenever u feel like crushing souls.
why is your spear comentary so fitting ...
can you read my mind throu the internet?
so you accidentally thought i was a low diamond when I haven't even reached plat .-.
To be fair he even dissed his own weapon
Dopameme:
Interesting...
I'm a scythe main. I started on gauntlets. Trying to clip someone on scythe is deadass THE ONLY WAY to play scythe correctly. Hitting them once on neutral is just called learning the weapon.
Edit: Gauntlets are not a free kill offstage. You just need to read them and then it's smooth sailing
As a blaster main myself I can confirm this video is fax
I love katars I’m in low gold and I main Ragnir and yes 👍 I do like wrenched but watch snowy YOU sandstorm boogie lucians sword. I also started in October 2020 and I’m not tryna stop playing soon.
im in this weird phase where i cant choose who to main. somedays, i play dusk, somedays hattori and somedays xull.
Boomie is love that was in the past lmao
My fav weapons is Katars but you just described how I play hammer so accurately
Gauntlets: groundpound go shwoosh
Bow: groundpound go swoosh
Zariel: shing shing shing
i am having war flashbacks
This is strait up brawlhala astrology
good mythical morning 😎
That bit about great sword couldn’t be more “true” *rimshot*
My fav weapon is greatsword and I rly like it after nerf. I didn’t use it before nerf but it still feels great. I know my true combos
Me on the other hand: plays every single weapon in the game and doesn’t main any particular one
ngl cannon is my main weapon/favorite weapon and it's annoying that people complain when it gets buffed :/ thanks for the hug
lol thats my thumbnail 3:33
lol yeah
0:46 is my friend chad4life's thumbnail 😂
Main a weapon. Cosolix: Your weapon is so broken
i know the video is supposed to be satire but when he talked about katars and getting bored of the game in the end I felt genuinely recognised
"If you use axe you are the antagonist of the game" *Also uses Macho Man*
If you were bored
Then an idea just blown
in your mind that in on a thrône
Your time gets Thrown
Deep to where you dont know
My favorite weapon is hammer but I perfectly fit the description for orb and hammer
HE WAS BIG MAD WHEN HE MADE THIS
I would love a hug. I really just want old cannon back ;-;
Dude,cannon is so bad right now ):,add priority to sair please
@@francovallejos6999 That is the least of cannons problems. That would be near the last move I change.
Old cannon was better? I thought they buffed it (post-Onyx player here)
@@costy7106 It depends on who you ask but yes old cannon was 100% better. In short the hitboxes were just destroyed when the cannon """re-work""" came in. And alot of the combos dont work at some heaths anymore (if at all)
3:47 I couldn't't stop laughing!!!
I do want a hug maining lin fei is starting to take it's toll
Laughs in silver Caspian main and not watching Sandstorm
The lance part was correct apart from maining scarlet, artemis all the waaayyyyy
Feels great still using greatsword in brawlhalla
As a hammer main. The fishing part is true. Only that part and that scares me.
**Cries in gold caspian**
As a hammer main who does understand stomp spacing, nlight go kick kick
Imagine maining a single weapon
This post was made by the Spiked Ball and Bombs gang
Haha nice
As an isaiah main I REALLY do need a hug...
On bow he would have said "I don't know what to say but anything you wouldn't understand on what language I am"
true, don't hate weapons.
Except axe and lance, you can hate those.
I know we cannon mains need more love these days
As a blaster main I can confirm everything you said is right (except the Boomie part)
The sword hurt me physically
Scythe gang where you at →
yessirrrr
No
As a greatsword main, i can confirm i dont know what a dodge reel is
Bro is just roasting what everyone uses.
Cosolix said I rather play brawlhalla than go out with friends 😂😂
My favorites are Greatsword, Gauntlets, Katars and specially Bow.
They gots to give us cannon mains a shot
0:48 cosolix making fun of golds for only knowing one combo and then he fails to input the combo. UNLUCKY