WORLD'S WORST SUPERHERO | FAILMAN

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  • @JustJelly11
    @JustJelly11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    Me from the future: *sees mark without glasses* oh that’s normal
    Everyone from this time seeing mark without glasses: AAAAAAHHHHH

    • @oryanstudios2252
      @oryanstudios2252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, same

    • @damienburger1121
      @damienburger1121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh come on we've seen Mark without his glasses during his early TH-cam career.

    • @nineqt962
      @nineqt962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am very new

    • @_Lennon
      @_Lennon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I ruined the 420 likes c:

  • @Carzeyday
    @Carzeyday 9 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    He is not the hero humanity needs,but deserves.

    • @fuzzybuzzy3159
      @fuzzybuzzy3159 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed.

    • @APAMVs
      @APAMVs 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      True.

    • @alexandererckhall6368
      @alexandererckhall6368 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Carzeyday
      I am afraid, it is quite the other way around. We don`t deserve, but we need...

    • @xxx_rekts_scrubs_xxx618
      @xxx_rekts_scrubs_xxx618 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark you look weird without your glasses 😝

    • @theexpendable5307
      @theexpendable5307 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carzeyday the worst superheroes are the best villains.

  • @zxchmonya9153
    @zxchmonya9153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    I'm here from 2019 to tell that Mark is OK WITHOUT his glasses

  • @probablydeadinside7877
    @probablydeadinside7877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Failman actually has a really good character design :o

    • @callmewilpls9099
      @callmewilpls9099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah there should be an intire game about him

    • @transbiologistthetransesto7956
      @transbiologistthetransesto7956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Boy do I have good news for y'all. There's this game called Fail Man, and Markiplier did a video on it.
      In fact, you're watching it right now!

    • @adamshafeeq8685
      @adamshafeeq8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least better than what modern cartoons can do

    • @mindlesspart2
      @mindlesspart2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He lowkey cute doe

    • @palecaptainwolfkayls8499
      @palecaptainwolfkayls8499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like his face
      Like an in-between of either an ideal hero or ideal trickster

  • @I_am_ENSanity
    @I_am_ENSanity 9 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    0:24
    Well if you say so Mark....*Takes a deep breath*.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *Runs around throwing Molotov cocktails at everything*

    • @ciaransapelli1453
      @ciaransapelli1453 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Captain Rave Slendy a deep breath, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS GGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
      "panting" that took a lot of breath "panting"

    • @gamerader0015
      @gamerader0015 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Captain Rave Slendy No its not war or nuclear war... *Takes a deep breath* THE UNIVERSE IS COMING TO AN END!

    • @mercybreaker129
      @mercybreaker129 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eric Bloom Usually if the world was coming to an end and people knew about it, rioting would come into effect, which could cause people to chuck molotov's at everything in view.

    • @cbh123456789
      @cbh123456789 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chris Lambert and vodka is cheap, and effective.

    • @mercybreaker129
      @mercybreaker129 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frost Craft Alas, it is indeed. And on top of that, knowing the right people, moonshine is quite flammable as well.

  • @intoxicatedbytea
    @intoxicatedbytea 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    I didn't realize Markiplier wore glasses until he pointed out that he was missing them... yeah I really don't pay attention...

    • @BorksmithandTheBeef
      @BorksmithandTheBeef 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      People used to ask me if I had a haircut when I forgot my glasses. Yeah...you're not alone in people not paying attention

    • @robertramirez6270
      @robertramirez6270 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me too
      :/

    • @box_of_roc1038
      @box_of_roc1038 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Misamee I didn't realize either

    • @EmotionalSnail
      @EmotionalSnail 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Misamee same

    • @slendergaming4831
      @slendergaming4831 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      no glasses noticed

  • @kenaicozry-gallant5217
    @kenaicozry-gallant5217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Is it just me or does Failman have legitimately good character design?

  • @dummyslime7893
    @dummyslime7893 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Notes on Failman's character design
    - Scarf and goggles are a unique for a superhero, makes him look like a pilot
    - Flowing hair helps the siloulette and counterbalances his otherwise rounded goofy design
    - Same thing for the pointy nose and shoes
    - Color scheme follows the 60-30-10 rule (Red-Orange-Black)
    overall 9/10 design right there

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love this game so much.
    I love the concept about a man who "solves" a problem while creating a much worse problem at the same time- much like the monkey's paw.

  • @prinnyXdood
    @prinnyXdood 9 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Too bad nobody seems to comment about the Fail Man game other than Mark's missing glasses.

    • @gamer_x403
      @gamer_x403 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      prinnyXdood that was video about Fail Man game?

    • @bobbyspencer7931
      @bobbyspencer7931 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gamer_X I hear yea

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      prinnyXdood I wouldn't really call Fail Man a "game," but I could see it being remade as a Scriblenauts parody where he can fail in multiple ways.

    • @nevaehgood3846
      @nevaehgood3846 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah I agree

    • @eggsarntmemes
      @eggsarntmemes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me to

  • @SuzyLuOfficial
    @SuzyLuOfficial 9 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    I think us 8 million subscribers should army together and find Marks glasses! Who's with meeee

  • @DummyAccount829
    @DummyAccount829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    0:24 : 5-ish years later, that statement STILL holds true.

  • @wolfjedisamuel
    @wolfjedisamuel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

    ATTENTION! I REPEAT! ATTENTION ALL UNITS!
    WE HAVE 415, I REPEAT, A 415!
    Mark is without opticals, REPEAT, we have a Mark without opticals!
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Assemble all Optologists!
    This is the worse crisis since the gel-less hair, butter substitute epidemic of 2014.

    • @chalkbowes9430
      @chalkbowes9430 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      wolfjedisamuel Mother of god

    • @schmittywerberjagermann-je2634
      @schmittywerberjagermann-je2634 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Send a search team!!!! Aaahahahghahahagagagahaggaaghahhhhh

    • @ThyWaffl3
      @ThyWaffl3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      wolfjedisamuel Quick to the bunker!

    • @Decmk3
      @Decmk3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      wolfjedisamuel Action Stations people! Move it, move it, move it! Sit rep on my desk NOW!

    • @jdevilgamerdrjuciyfruit1348
      @jdevilgamerdrjuciyfruit1348 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dear baby Jesus this is going to shit help us aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @mwk89
    @mwk89 9 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Failman: The Next Avenger

  • @mxboxlocks
    @mxboxlocks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    WHO IS THIS STRANGE MAN?!
    Certainly he's not Markiplier, Markiplier has glasses...
    He's not Warfstache either, Warfstache has a different voice tone and a pink mustache...
    He's definitely not Darkiplier, Darkiplier's a girl now...
    **Gigantic Gasp!**
    It..
    IT IS MARK!!!
    EVERYTHING HAS GONE TO HELL!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
    FREAK OUT AND SCREAM
    PANIC
    STOP DROP AND ROLL
    WE NEED TO FIND HIS GLASSES
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    • @mxboxlocks
      @mxboxlocks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Griefer Creeper 101 Wait, how come in almost none of his animations he doesn't have glasses...? OnO

  • @sineadpower5145
    @sineadpower5145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    He said to rampage in the comments
    So I'll rampage in the comments
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH INTRUDER!!!! WALL BREACHED INTRUDER'S EVERYWERE! MARKEPLIER HQ ON FIRE EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jadetheartsyone2295
      @jadetheartsyone2295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Intercom : Yes. That is what's happening. Please, run around while screaming with your hands flailing in the air in an orderly fashion. Thank you.
      Others : AAAAAAAAAAAAH
      Me : * walks in * wow. The world really has gone to havoc.

    • @Wortwort-Spooderbat
      @Wortwort-Spooderbat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is panic not rampaging. Rampaging would be like Godzilla or joker running around murdering people

    • @sailor-h2v
      @sailor-h2v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Other people: AAAAAAHHH!! WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO NOW!?? AHHHHHH!!!! MARKIPLIER LOST HIS GLASSES!!!! RUNNNNNNN!!!!! ..... Yw 😅 ( P. S: Yes, I know I'm weird and that this is 4 years later. TwT )

    • @Wafflehouse831
      @Wafflehouse831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FFFFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Wafflehouse831
      @Wafflehouse831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IM MARKS ASSISTANT FFFFFUUCCKKK SOUND THE ALARMS

  • @markiplierSINGSbadly
    @markiplierSINGSbadly 9 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Hey! That 8 Million video is coming tonight! HYPE IT UP BECAUSE WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MARK'S GLASSES! :D

  • @NotRJ001
    @NotRJ001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    As People Say......
    "What Ever Happens At Vegas Stays At Vegas"
    Remember That Mark....

    • @florencejohn5222
      @florencejohn5222 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      MEME TIME It's "... in Vegas" Not "...at Vegas"

    • @NotRJ001
      @NotRJ001 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SelfieBoy John xD I know.....

  • @taco_king1017
    @taco_king1017 8 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    OH NOOO MARK LOST HIS GLASSES...EVERYONE SCREAM AND YELL AT THINGS

    • @texzee
      @texzee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AT THING'S! :3

    • @nihilist3896
      @nihilist3896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Taco_KING 101 NO HIS GLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Fnafcat-fg2yq
      @Fnafcat-fg2yq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Taco_KING 101 AT THINGS

    • @justeliiijah
      @justeliiijah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YESS

    • @AGI_WarVODs
      @AGI_WarVODs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @emptysora_
    @emptysora_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Oh no, 3 years ago... you... *you* ... *YOU* ... *_YOU LOST YOUR GLASSES?!_*
    AHHHHHHHHHHHH, *PANIC SOUNDS HERE*

    • @karlmarx8719
      @karlmarx8719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You one year ago:
      Blah blah make fun of comment 3 year ago gib attention
      Someone from 2021+: Allow us to introduce ourselves
      (Won’t give you folks the pleasure of unpredictability)

    • @-wingsofwasp-
      @-wingsofwasp- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@karlmarx8719 *cackling*

  • @Syphong
    @Syphong 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    *Sudden loud blaring of the alarms in the Markiplier HQ*
    INTRUDER ALERT!
    INTRUDER ALERT!
    All units! Code Red in phase 2! I repeat! All units code red in phase 2! We've been breached by an unknown intruder! Suspect wearing grey t-shirt and he looks like our commander Markiplier but without his glasses and... Oh god! He's coming! No! Get away! HQ we need backup now!!!!!! I repeat! We need backu-....oh no.... please....no.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    *phone line cuts dead*
    Beep...beep...beep...

    • @ThePurpleGuyy
      @ThePurpleGuyy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nocturnal Creatures XD

    • @a_ninja2376
      @a_ninja2376 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Commander? Commander are you there? Do you need back up? Commander please respond.
      Send all forces into there and take down that grey shirted man without glasses. It's time we get our markiplier back!

    • @tafferchuck1349
      @tafferchuck1349 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ninja Man NEGATIVE!! NEGATIVE!! OUR OPERATIVES ARE KILLING THEMSELVES DUE TO MARK'S LACK OF GLASSES!! WE DON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE!! MAYDAY MAYDAY!! FORT TERRA INCOGNITA HAS FALLEN!! REPEAT!! THIS FORT HAS FALLEN!! EVERYONE........

    • @silverbro13
      @silverbro13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nocturnal Creatures That's a negative soldier. Alright, President Mark, we need your per-
      Mark: Def-con 3 immediately! I want those men in an infirmary STAT!
      AYE SIR! Ground troops this is HQ, sending reinforcements now.

    • @ThePurpleGuyy
      @ThePurpleGuyy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Glitch Drowned*Starts going insane* NGNVJEHFDURJDFNDJIVFDHFHGHGRGURFGNRFDGNRFHGNRFGDGNGJGTTNJRUFGJTRUGTHGUTJGTGTUGJTRIUGTJRUFJFRUFJFUIGITHRGURJGITGJRTIGHIFHGHIFGHFRJHUHFNR

  • @ujutae
    @ujutae 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    *begins internal struggle of asking how Mark can look good with and without glasses*

    • @lemonade-skies
      @lemonade-skies 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good luck. **pats you on the back**

    • @ujutae
      @ujutae 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jennifer K (avsongbird)
      I know right? I look bad with and without so I'm left to wonder just how he looks so good either way.

  • @ZachzyGames1
    @ZachzyGames1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Mark lost his glasses... I guess we know the secret identity of Failman!

    • @ermagurd3919
      @ermagurd3919 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zachzy Games it's all so clear! his success on TH-cam has been a clever ruse.

    • @raypalmer508
      @raypalmer508 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Zachzy Games unless.... that's exactly what failman wants you to think!

    • @ZachzyGames1
      @ZachzyGames1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ray Palmer clever failman... very clever

    • @lilliputauthorandtoiletris1954
      @lilliputauthorandtoiletris1954 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @alexandermercer5363
      @alexandermercer5363 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Zachzy Games He looks 400% more Asian without them LOL

  • @taraktaras7327
    @taraktaras7327 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:19 "oh this is gonna go okay!" [happy to see grandma and cat]
    4:21 [realization hits mark knowing he will have to kill one of them.]

  • @schoenheitvil
    @schoenheitvil 9 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    MARK LOOKS ADORABLE WITHOUT HIS GLASSES

    • @aioiyuukothejokester4673
      @aioiyuukothejokester4673 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you not talk to me Eren?

    • @schoenheitvil
      @schoenheitvil 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont know you thats why Aioi Yuuko

    • @haileyhansen9112
      @haileyhansen9112 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is true tho!

    • @maverickmayhem4280
      @maverickmayhem4280 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eren Jaeger エレン・イェーガー You're fabulous. :3

    • @AmethystASTeRReisYALL
      @AmethystASTeRReisYALL 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eren Jaeger エレン・イェーガー WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE THAT MAJESTIC STALLION JEAN OVER THERE?!
      Just kidding Eren, you're my favorite! :D

  • @Maniac4Bricks
    @Maniac4Bricks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    5:32, wait. If you're supposed to be fail man, and the level "failed", did you succeed at failing? If you succeed at failing, then you failed to succeed at failing......
    *mind blown*

    • @richh5572
      @richh5572 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maniac4Bricks :O illuminati confirmed

    • @mariedravigny8484
      @mariedravigny8484 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...failingception ?

    • @kayloreve97
      @kayloreve97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Failception.

    • @e.mmacarr
      @e.mmacarr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maniac4Bricks ...* claps *

    • @joshuapoujade6813
      @joshuapoujade6813 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** They need to test it for divergence

  • @AlyssaTalks
    @AlyssaTalks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    You look really good with or without glasses.

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Failman is stronger than Thanos

    • @Nefrightt
      @Nefrightt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Fail man would snap the fingers for thanos

    • @freakingoutwolf7487
      @freakingoutwolf7487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He would fail to turn to dust!
      He can fail at death!
      HE IS INVINCIBLE!!!!!

    • @MonkeyGoatLicker
      @MonkeyGoatLicker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Easily without FAIL

    • @Thescrantondude
      @Thescrantondude 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yes

  • @JudgeBane
    @JudgeBane 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is how I'd probably be as a super-hero, well meaning but ultimately worse than the "disasters"...

    • @rachael6511
      @rachael6511 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are already superheroes that are kind of like that. Ever seen Avengers 2? It's basically Tony Stark trying to save the world by creating an insane AI who nearly destroyed the world. The there's The Hulk who does more smashing and destroying everything in his path than saving the day.

  • @lancemcclain7522
    @lancemcclain7522 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Whatever you say Mark! *Throws nuke*

    • @15946-m
      @15946-m 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Feliciano Vargas Italy? Where did you get a nuke? And can I throw Molotovs?

    • @sanstheskeleton2484
      @sanstheskeleton2484 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ★BloodStar★ hi gu- HOLYSHIT A NUKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @lancemcclain7522
      @lancemcclain7522 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arctic Wolf I got it from Germany. And yes

    • @15946-m
      @15946-m 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh...Makes sense and yay!! Wait....Does Germany know you took the nukes?

    • @lancemcclain7522
      @lancemcclain7522 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I won't tell if you don't

  • @rapmonster2108
    @rapmonster2108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    " I'LL SAVE YOUU "
    * not even 5 seconds, later *
    "How did that help you?!"😂

  • @artisticalex1206
    @artisticalex1206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I need a 30 minute video of Mark saying "FAILMAAAAAN!" From the beginning of the video. I seriously love how he said that.

  • @kimmiyshi
    @kimmiyshi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    THIS IS AN EMERGANCY
    MARK HAS LOST HIS GLASSES
    I REPEAT, MARK HAS LOST HIS GLASSES
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

    • @kayloreve97
      @kayloreve97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Riley Macknight WE NEED TO FORM A HUMAN HELICOPTER. QUICKLY EVERY JOIN HANDS!!!!!!!

    • @TrueDeko
      @TrueDeko 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *HOLY SHIT MARK HAS LOST HIS GLASSES PEOPLE, MARK HAS LOST HIS GLASSES, PLEASE RUN TO THE NEAREST EXIT WHILE WAVING YOUR ARMS AROUND AIMLESSLY! SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL!*

    • @markpogoy3814
      @markpogoy3814 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahhaha lol 😂 nice.

    • @cooldude56g
      @cooldude56g 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Riley Macknight IT'S OK EVERYONE! THIS IS WHAT WE PRACTICED FOR!
      GATHER THE MARKIZORDS! WE NEED TO FORM THE MARKIMOO MEGAZORD NOW!!

    • @emmanuelle3906
      @emmanuelle3906 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EVERYONE! RAMPAGE THROUGH VEGAS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT! FIND MARK'S GLASSES! Although, I don't mind at all. He's still hot af.

  • @PacoReer
    @PacoReer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Over a *MILLION times*!
    "I lost my glasses! I lost my glasses!"
    Do you LIKE evidence, Sir Defender?
    Do you LOVE proof, Sir Top Hat?!

    • @lucass5980
      @lucass5980 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Eren Jäger *RIOTING* ITS THE END OF THE WORLD MAN, WHO CARES?!?!??! *THROWS YOU OFF A BUILDING AND THROWS MONOLOVS AT RIOT POLICE*

    • @isabagel
      @isabagel 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fuck is a Monolov?

    • @Nolascana
      @Nolascana 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Eren Jäger Late to the party- but!
      I get it!
      Did you see the dlc episodes where Kira makes a reappearance? xD

    • @PacoReer
      @PacoReer 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nolascana Nope... I still have to play the DLCs xD

    • @Nolascana
      @Nolascana 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eren Jäger
      Least they're free and all 12 episodes are out now xD I downloaded episode1 shortly after the game... forgot all about it and downloaded them last month ^^ so they're still on the server, which is awesome considering when it came out xD

  • @FTGISGaming
    @FTGISGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    WHERE ARE YOUR GLASSES?! WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU?!? YOU ARE NOT MARK!!!

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I FAILED FAILMAN! T-T"
    For some reason I laughed much harder than I should have at that given the circumstances.

  • @gretchenpotter2379
    @gretchenpotter2379 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    AHHHHHHHHHH MARK HAS NO GLASSES! But he still looks fabulous

  • @liams.4922
    @liams.4922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    'Ill suck this lake'
    ~Mark 20/6/15

  • @Eatmyfood10
    @Eatmyfood10 9 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Ok.. rampaging.. raging... screaming with anger... so angry... yeah...

    • @truboo4268
      @truboo4268 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michal Ajib Come on, dude. Humor the man, at least.

    • @lemonade-skies
      @lemonade-skies 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bryan Cotto What do you mean? He seems angry to meh. :D

    • @mr.cup6yearsago211
      @mr.cup6yearsago211 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *pushes over random viewer* ANARCHY!!!

    • @J_Squatch
      @J_Squatch 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caven Raynor *Begins kickin the poor fool*

    • @talos111
      @talos111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *raises the dead, creates an army, takes over the world, in 2077 creates nuclear apocalypse*

  • @eclipselunar8498
    @eclipselunar8498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Mark:"i LoSt My GlAsSeS"
    Me:I know you said to panic and scream, but you kind of remind me of Velma
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @unclefungus2829
    @unclefungus2829 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Honestly, I don't care if you wear glasses or not, just keep making good videos.

  • @MysticMilotic
    @MysticMilotic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Mark with glasses: cute
    Mark without glasses: sexy
    Who wins?

    • @Xadaj127
      @Xadaj127 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MysticMilotic Both. Did you really have to ask?

    • @carlosarriola8893
      @carlosarriola8893 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mark with monocle =

    • @Xadaj127
      @Xadaj127 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carlos Arriola Fancy. That's the word you're looking for.

    • @arthurcoppernoll360
      @arthurcoppernoll360 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MysticMilotic Markimoo looks so much better with glasses...

    • @williammather5471
      @williammather5471 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ❤️❤️

  • @joshuamullins3065
    @joshuamullins3065 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    When Fail Man collects the 7 chaos emeralds, he becomes... EPIC FAIL MAN!

    • @CiarradeBritto
      @CiarradeBritto 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joshua Mullins I love it xD

    • @seaneline5391
      @seaneline5391 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *YOU FORGOT TO SCREAAAAAAWMMMMMM!*

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    It's 2018 right now and I think this is the point where he decided to start wearing glasses less and less. (Most of the time now he doesn't wear them now-a-days) He must have gotten a lot of comments about how handsome he looks without them lol.

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes, I liked my own comment. You do it too, so leave me be.

    • @dreamlandbuds7710
      @dreamlandbuds7710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tyffaneelavely8087 Wow what a jerk.

    • @flying-magpie
      @flying-magpie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dreamlandbuds7710 I hope this is sarcasm.

  • @yourpsychicfriendfredbear
    @yourpsychicfriendfredbear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    My rampage:
    Boat dog
    Boat dog
    Boat dog
    Bo-o-oat dog

    • @thehappygamer2495
      @thehappygamer2495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Catdog
      Catdog
      C-a-t-d-o-g

    • @Sandra-ro3vu
      @Sandra-ro3vu 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Psychic Friend Fredbear as in matpat's name for plush Golden Freddy in fnaf 4

  • @MariTheOwl
    @MariTheOwl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    *rampage and scream, panics, rages against the machine, pushes, and shoves*
    DEAR GOD WHERE IS THE GLORIOUS GLASSES?!?!
    But for real, I like the contacts, i think they bring out your eyes more. And I adore your eyes, im sure theres people with me on it*

    • @CiarradeBritto
      @CiarradeBritto 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marissa Krzywicki BASICALLY I GIANT FANDOM MOSHPIT

    • @kioox6687
      @kioox6687 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marissa Krzywicki I agree with this, but I still like the glasses better since I'm used to it.

    • @danielleharmon6886
      @danielleharmon6886 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you look good other way. But I'm used to glasses but either way is fine

    • @lucysherman1980
      @lucysherman1980 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marissa Krzywicki Either way looks great, I like the difference of no glasses though :)

    • @natzi509
      @natzi509 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marissa Krzywicki Yeah, I like his dark brown eyes, but I'm so used to him wearing glasses :P
      I hope he'll get his eyes checked and get the glasses back.
      But if he doesn't, eh, I'll just get distracted in those brown eyes he's got lol

  • @SoManyBonesOhGod
    @SoManyBonesOhGod 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    HE DOESNT HAVE HIS GLASSES!! SOMEONE BLOW UP THE NUCLEAR PLANT!! Did this cause he told us to.

  • @Hercules1-v9m
    @Hercules1-v9m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Epic Fail Man. Finally a superhero I can relate to.

  • @LeoninusFate88
    @LeoninusFate88 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    If you like this game Markiplier, you should play Stupidella!
    It was made by the same people that made Failman and the Troll face games {Pitergames on newgrounds}, it plays the exactly same, you solve a puzzle and it shows a weird, and funny cut scenes like this

    • @LeoninusFate88
      @LeoninusFate88 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Leoninus Fate Oh yeah links for Stupidella online too {I know I replied to myself i wanted too lol}
      For those who play on Kongregate www.kongregate.com/games/pitergames/stupidella
      For those who play on Newgrounds www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598607

    • @redwolftrash
      @redwolftrash 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leoninus Fate
      i played it on andkon

  • @munkeemann8126
    @munkeemann8126 8 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    MARK HAS NO GLASSES AHHHHHHHHHHH ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!RUN!!!!!!!!

    • @derplord3296
      @derplord3296 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WE MUST EXPLODE THE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS!

    • @MasterGamer-hp3zz
      @MasterGamer-hp3zz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Derp Lord NO WE NEED THE SUPERNUCLEAR ONES

    • @weird3duds650
      @weird3duds650 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Master Gamer THE LAWN FLAMINGOS WILL RISE AND TAKE STUFF IDK!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!

    • @indrickanthony4400
      @indrickanthony4400 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HoLY ShIT ITS THE END OF THE WORLD GET THE SPACESHIPS🚀🚀🚀🚀!!!!!!!

    • @TotallyJosiah
      @TotallyJosiah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah aha aha ah help no I'm diying

  • @Cykoid
    @Cykoid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Failman????... actually this'd make a good comic to be honest.

    • @PolarizedMoon
      @PolarizedMoon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cykoid i would read it

    • @DontmindmeImhereforthecomments
      @DontmindmeImhereforthecomments 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PolarizedMoon Ditto

    • @PolarizedMoon
      @PolarizedMoon 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      AlexPlays i will check it out, maybe you could check out mine as well, i just started my gaming channel a month ago, and feedback is greatly appreciated

    • @gabbybritt3747
      @gabbybritt3747 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AlexPlays Fuck off.

    • @dtheundertale3799
      @dtheundertale3799 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AlexPlays I subscribe to your channel, if you subscribe to my channel.

  • @DynamoTheGamma
    @DynamoTheGamma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Failman doesn't fail, he does crimes under the illusion of failing to be a hero.

  • @bretginn1419
    @bretginn1419 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    That isn't Mark. It's clearly his evil twin who I totally didn't make up: Kram.
    For those who may have trouble deciding if I'm joking or not, I'm joking. Just going to clarify since I know someone would think I was serious otherwise.

    • @Bogeynator
      @Bogeynator 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bret Ginn Mark doesn't have an evil twin, you're an idiot
      Well, someone had to.

    • @izy_-sr3dr
      @izy_-sr3dr 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your right :0

    • @graysonperdue9402
      @graysonperdue9402 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      He DOES HOWEVER have an evil clone

    • @demonicrobot50
      @demonicrobot50 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you see markiplier without glasses video

    • @NicholeCreel
      @NicholeCreel 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bret Ginn Wellll what about Darkiplier??

  • @BlackWolfHunter
    @BlackWolfHunter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Mark didn't lose his glasses.
    A fan-girl stole them.

    • @PhoenixofEclipse
      @PhoenixofEclipse 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Matthew Heart so you CONFESS!

    • @BlackWolfHunter
      @BlackWolfHunter 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PhoenixofEclipse Well I'm not a girl so I can't be a fangirl... so no. That doesn't even make sense.

    • @PhoenixofEclipse
      @PhoenixofEclipse 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait... it wasn't matthew.... it was YANDERIPLIER!

    • @BlackWolfHunter
      @BlackWolfHunter 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Probably.

    • @paramyrrh9475
      @paramyrrh9475 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matthew Heart Yes and i'm a sheep.

  • @psychokriego9984
    @psychokriego9984 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    PANIC! SCREAM! Mark is WITHOUT glasses! Why am I shouting?

    • @CiarradeBritto
      @CiarradeBritto 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grim Reaper SHOUTING IS FUN :D Have a great day, dude!

  • @m_aran062
    @m_aran062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:28 lol the rocket says Oof

    • @m_aran062
      @m_aran062 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meowscles * bruh I forgot I posted this comment, but oof is the death sound in roblox

    • @m_aran062
      @m_aran062 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meowscles * yea I guess it isn’t such a good game, one thing that is really problematic is the community since most of it is full of terrible people. And the games can be really repetitive.

  • @TheJavaJoJo
    @TheJavaJoJo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Is it a bad thing that I thought Fail Man was gonna fill the little girls head with helium instead of just overfilling a balloon? That's not a normal thing to think right? 030

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not sure if that's normal-

    • @emeliepowell295
      @emeliepowell295 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      LordVader1094 *shoves*

    • @TheJavaJoJo
      @TheJavaJoJo 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      LordVader1094
      Ah yeah......I thought as much.....I'll be going now....8I *rolls away*

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheJavaJoJo Well, Failman could have done worse. But I'm not gonna talk about it *Shiver*

    • @mr.cup6yearsago211
      @mr.cup6yearsago211 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought that too XD

  • @motherrussia8200
    @motherrussia8200 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    THIS IS A CRISIS SITUATION
    MARKIPLIER HAS LOST HIS GLASSES, I REPEAT
    MARKIPLIER HAS LOST HIS GLASSES
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL

    • @Shephchan
      @Shephchan 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mother Russia *Shoves (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

    • @celiagillars2376
      @celiagillars2376 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mother Russia THE MACHINE IS UPON US. PREPARE YOUR ANUSES.

    • @firedragongirl21
      @firedragongirl21 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mother Russia CALL THE MILITARY, CSI, POLICE SUPERMAN HURRY MARK LOST HIS GLASSES!!" xD

    • @janierowden6702
      @janierowden6702 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      God help us all

    • @motherrussia8200
      @motherrussia8200 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** YOU PANIC, SHOVE AND RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE

  • @RogueUwU
    @RogueUwU 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Mark looks pretty handsome without his glasses :D

    • @insanelytomato
      @insanelytomato 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jonah Joels NUU. Markiplier without his glasses is like.. .The doctor without his tardis! It's life changing! *I am forever scarred*

    • @EmilyAnnabethZhangWolf
      @EmilyAnnabethZhangWolf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jonah Joels mark looks handsome any way, lols! XD

    • @paramyrrh9475
      @paramyrrh9475 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jonah Joels No, A Markiplier without glasses is like a child with no clothes... Only creepy people watch him.

    • @Dab510
      @Dab510 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gold and Silver Whats a tardis?

    • @RogueUwU
      @RogueUwU 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gold and Silver Never trust gas mask wearing kids :D

  • @geometricdashingjorge1945
    @geometricdashingjorge1945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:53 Amazing Reference To The Man Who Turned His Car Ito A Motorcycle To Get Out Of The Desert

  • @gomontss
    @gomontss 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Anyone else notice how he failed for the first time on level 13? If you think that means nothing, markiplier has 10 letters, 13-10=3, a triangle has 3 sides. Do you know what else has 3 sides? Illuminati! Failman=Illuminati Confirmed

  • @brandonreid1441
    @brandonreid1441 8 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I'm freaking out right now, where all going to die

  • @ianbyrne465
    @ianbyrne465 9 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I lost my wallet once... Then I found it in my pants pocket

    • @levidebacker1998
      @levidebacker1998 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I lost my phone once , i found it 2 days later in the washing machine

    • @zanecarter3366
      @zanecarter3366 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lost my wallet found it in my sock basket

    • @shirleyh.4786
      @shirleyh.4786 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *SpongeBob voice* I lost... my identity.

    • @89animegirl
      @89animegirl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ian Byrne what am I supposed to do with his information?

    • @89animegirl
      @89animegirl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ian Byrne what am I supposed to do with his information?

  • @sailor-h2v
    @sailor-h2v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Legend has it that the poor little girl is still floating to this day, and that FAILMAN is still trolling people ;~;

  • @kaitlynlevasseur7186
    @kaitlynlevasseur7186 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When I saw Mark without his glasses, I was all like "Suprise, Motha Fukas."

    • @kaitlynlevasseur7186
      @kaitlynlevasseur7186 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @shelbyl15
      @shelbyl15 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I noticed the no glasses when he made the videos in Vegas. I was like wait... WHAT! I guess we will have to deal w/ it...for now... B)

  • @ryanmoser3495
    @ryanmoser3495 9 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Everyone in vegas: Please look out for a pair of marvelous glasses imbued with amazing sexiness, and return them to Mark Edward Fischbach at 341 Amazing Lane in Sexy, Heaven.
    Thank you.

    • @turkey3008
      @turkey3008 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ryan Lester he found his glasses he made a vid about it

    • @samanthanadler2760
      @samanthanadler2760 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan Lester Yaas

    • @jiminhan7748
      @jiminhan7748 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ryan Lester XD I would happily return them!!~

    • @cameronragans8740
      @cameronragans8740 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Lester GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jordansloan2982
      @jordansloan2982 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SuperCrazedBro I do

  • @thefairy6884
    @thefairy6884 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    No glasses?! NO GLASSES?!?!?! **PANIC**

    • @CiarradeBritto
      @CiarradeBritto 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fallen Angel SO MUCH PANIC

    • @thefairy6884
      @thefairy6884 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!

    • @Loungitude-mv5ti
      @Loungitude-mv5ti 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fallen Angel AHHHHHHHHH

    • @robertjordan7280
      @robertjordan7280 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fallen Angel Yes, Ma'am.
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @greywolf21million39
      @greywolf21million39 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I will panic
      AHHHHH NO GLASSES!! THE WORLD IS FALLING APART!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      *takes a breath*
      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

  • @No_bles
    @No_bles 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Mmmmmm escuse me *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEE3SSSSSSSS

  • @acesound6017
    @acesound6017 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    now i want to listen to rage against the machine

    • @anthonywolff5679
      @anthonywolff5679 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Simon Spencer fuck you i wont do what you tell me

    • @acesound6017
      @acesound6017 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Anthony Wolff that's the spirit

    • @golira5831
      @golira5831 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simon Spencer Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses.

    • @qwertywarrior
      @qwertywarrior 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hops *Warp

  • @mcspence4347
    @mcspence4347 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    MARK'S GOT NO GLASSES!
    ITS ALL GONE TO SHIIIIIIIT!
    **alarms start blaring in back ground**
    WAR!!
    **takes out scythe**
    PREPARE YOURSELFS!

  • @garrywulf537
    @garrywulf537 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He's not malicious or evil,he's just stupid

  • @Criminal_Turtle
    @Criminal_Turtle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:29 cracked me up

  • @patrickoreilly130
    @patrickoreilly130 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    There is a message... if you need help with something, do it yourself. You can't wait for someone to come along and potentially make things worse.

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't make sense. What would you do if you can't.
      Also, this is a game, not real life. Edit your comment

    • @princessego5568
      @princessego5568 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This was actually really enlightening ^-^ Thanks.

    • @trexrex7778
      @trexrex7778 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is bs it's just supposed to be a dumb game

    • @Fulvin-jv9pf
      @Fulvin-jv9pf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm a Pizza You’re the one who doesn’t make any sense. Edit YOUR comment

    • @suishi4256
      @suishi4256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm a Pizza “This is a game, not real life”, yet you’re telling someone to edit their comment because you don’t agree with their opinions on a *game?* Woooooow.

  • @xeodile
    @xeodile 9 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO GLASSES
    What, you told me to

    • @Dracossaint
      @Dracossaint 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daleke have a hybrid mind.they don't take ordersbbecause they all share the same goals,motives and etc.their all purely United by the distaste & hatred to all! Metaphorically speaking,they think of us all as pest and their the exterminator . (Too bad it wasn't a 404 .model,dalke not found .)

    • @alanvalencia418
      @alanvalencia418 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Daleks 101 pjhewfhfawhefvahweofwehdvhs bsDvbsixbvshd ilhsichascpawdfpkerovjcnoasjgpwILOSTALLMENTALTYPINGWORDTHINGSpafdvaidfv ibsidvssb{Ld
      ;S'jwrm;bzaw,>"A:"LKJFVHAGnm};
      jbhmzac,sdo;kgabjhrtfd;ssew[of3gr'tlkgpjfdxcodnpfr'skbfzdhnm

    • @TsubakiMitsuharu
      @TsubakiMitsuharu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AHHHHH MY WORLD IS COMING TO AN END WHY MARKIMOO WHYYYYYYYY!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
      ¯\(°_o)/¯
      (゜д゜??)
      (゚Д゚≡゚Д゚)
      ヽ(´Д`ヽミノ´Д`)ノ
      ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ
      щ(゚Д゚щ)
      ಠ▃ಠ
      ヽ(`Д´)ノ (д´ノ) ヽ(   )ノ (ヽ´△) ヽ(´△`)ノ
      (。ŏ_ŏ)
      Σ(=ω= ;)

    • @chrisortiz9946
      @chrisortiz9946 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiajzhhdhduhdneuznw a,zm (jsn*j*j*÷!#!×! $*-***♡djjsjdjjdn3jsjzjij?#-*-#-*! (#£-*£(÷(#¡#£÷? £#**$*-{~♡▪{1}173737 {☆♡☆♡jiskdjdjjejdjejqlaoskjj18e8oixkj😐éeeeeeeweweeodjdjdjdnjwjzjzjxnhx enxj
      Isjxnxhnsjajjmsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @chrisortiz9946
      @chrisortiz9946 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaáaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wate no this cant be

  • @pickanina1508
    @pickanina1508 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Mark: Start Panicking! Me: Thank God, didn't wanna start an Internet war. Excuse me. AHHHHHVT FT F YES 755DOY MARK DOESN'T HAVE GLASSES G6HIHYF5 JO BY FH!!!!!

    • @pickanina1508
      @pickanina1508 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait, not done. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MARK DOESN'T HAVE GLASSES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH K now I'm done.

    • @ArisingHeroBeAHero
      @ArisingHeroBeAHero 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rebecca Swann lol

    • @Jetli390
      @Jetli390 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rebecca Swann WEMUSTHELPMARKIPLIERFINDHISGLASSEEEEEEEHS!!!

    • @mariepliergaming7037
      @mariepliergaming7037 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jetli390 YESWEMUST!!!!! D:

    • @pickanina1508
      @pickanina1508 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crisis SOLVED.
      He found them!

  • @matthewmilner6446
    @matthewmilner6446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FAILMAN. Can fly.
    Also FAILMAN. Chops down tree

  • @epicjn
    @epicjn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "now it's the time for EVERYTHING TO GO TO HELL!!! All done~~?"

  • @suarche
    @suarche 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    MARK WITHOUT GLASSES AAAAAAAAAAAH ... wait ... he actually look kinda cute without glasses :3

    • @amari5221
      @amari5221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Suarche :3 exactly he looks amazing without them 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @someslavechicken
      @someslavechicken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Help....

    • @someslavechicken
      @someslavechicken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

    • @someslavechicken
      @someslavechicken 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Matatoes
      @Matatoes 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Suarche :3 ew

  • @skye-silver-6078
    @skye-silver-6078 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Panic in:
    3
    2
    1
    *head pops*

    • @mxboxlocks
      @mxboxlocks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Silver The Telekinetic Hedgehog *Head intensifies*

    • @skye-silver-6078
      @skye-silver-6078 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @murkorus7147
    @murkorus7147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If he fails at everything he does, and his goal is to fail, then he will automatically succeed, thus making him the most powerful superhero to ever exist.

  • @AwesomeAbsol12
    @AwesomeAbsol12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    It's ok everyone! Stay calm! D-Don't panic!……………..I'M FREAKING OUT!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @CiarradeBritto
      @CiarradeBritto 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      AwesomeAbsol12 PANIC INTENSIFIES D:

    • @nicolasdangelo3485
      @nicolasdangelo3485 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** *INTENSITY INTENSIFIES*

    • @Chosas02
      @Chosas02 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AwesomeAbsol12 THE NEW ERA OF FAN ART MAY BEGIN....*HAHAHAHA*

    • @benopolylikeaboss9739
      @benopolylikeaboss9739 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      AwesomeAbsol12 i am malfunctioning
      hyasgfbvsdyi;bvguio;bfasuouououououououououofnhpmmmmmyduoIMHRIGOIEHCVIO[HRGJRMVJ,REGROGHU,OH,EROGHCUOHUOR[HGEIOG[WVGNJERGTNIO0'[ERMHTIG,RSOFJKPDFIRJ.[F[ASHI0FI[HRISFPNHIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...no glasses...?

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      How ever got his glasses give them back AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

  • @mvpnutt2783
    @mvpnutt2783 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    GOD DAMN IT MARK YOU MUST HAVE GLASSES FUGGIN GET THEM BACK!!! YOU MUST HAVE THEM!!!

  • @couldbeusabaker7532
    @couldbeusabaker7532 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    AHHHHHH THE GLASSES ARE GONE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @justinduguay9274
      @justinduguay9274 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @ReiiiBriii
      @ReiiiBriii 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahhhhhhhh
      Ahhhhhhhh
      Ahhhhhhhh
      Ahhhhhhhh
      Ahhhhhhhh
      Ahhhhhhhh
      Ahhhhhhhh

    • @Lawcraft
      @Lawcraft 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      AHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE WE ACTUALLY SCREAMING !??! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Thegentechgamer
      @Thegentechgamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ALL OF HUMANITY WIIL PERISH

    • @kicrokocak
      @kicrokocak 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mashfiqur Rahman wow calm down

  • @Manthab
    @Manthab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Mark: I lost my glasses I know I look weird without them
    Me in 2020: huh I guess he switched to contacts at some point cuz I forgot he sometimes wears glasses😆

  • @ColonialCyborg
    @ColonialCyborg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You look awesome with glasses, but I feel like glasses make you look cuter.
    Either way, you're just as funny and entertaining

    • @ColonialCyborg
      @ColonialCyborg 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** YES :)

    • @johnmaia9511
      @johnmaia9511 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ColonialCyborg omg cyborg im subbed to u!!!! remeaber me? i fna

    • @ColonialCyborg
      @ColonialCyborg 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kaity Broom Haha yep I've been here for a long time (not on this account on the one I don't post vids on) :)

    • @ColonialCyborg
      @ColonialCyborg 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      MC Person Thanks for being subbed to me!!! Your support means a lot

  • @Victoriai-y2m
    @Victoriai-y2m 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    HOLY POOP NO
    WHAT DO YOU *MEAN* MARKIPLIER LOST HIS GLASSES
    WHO ARE YOU
    THIS IS **NOT** THE MARKIMOO I KNEW
    WHAT DID YOU DO TO MARK
    AAARRRRRRGGHHHJ
    *pishes and shoves everyone to the ground with a loaf of bread covered in mayo* I HATE MUSTARD

    • @sophiesteak
      @sophiesteak 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skintel N.Keychain IM SO ANGREY I WANT MY MARKIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @lekistexas
    @lekistexas 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Failman is actually Dr Eggman. Both never seem to get the most desirable outcome for themselves, aaaannnd they both blew up the moon.

    • @PolarizedMoon
      @PolarizedMoon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cherry Prower in that case, failman seems to be more proficient, because he blew up the entire moon, wheres eggman only managed to destroy half of it

    • @Brooke052
      @Brooke052 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cherry Prower That or Piccolo from DBZ ^-^

  • @josephedward6295
    @josephedward6295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "How do I lose this" little did he know... He failed at failing

  • @ValaraVerdui
    @ValaraVerdui 9 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    When I saw the title, I thought of Splendid from Happy Tree Friends.

    • @ickosovo7309
      @ickosovo7309 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD God damnit Splendid, when he appears in an episode, I'm just like: Oh no... He just fails.

    • @ValaraVerdui
      @ValaraVerdui 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marlem Rguez Can't help but love him though. Hey, at least he tries..!

    • @ickosovo7309
      @ickosovo7309 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Valara Verdui It is fun to see him in an episode and he is one of my favorite characters.

    • @sodapop1673
      @sodapop1673 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marlem Rguez I feel like everyone loves him in some way :P

    • @ZLegoGamer
      @ZLegoGamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Valara Verdui u mean that show that gets dark quickly?

  • @YTMLP
    @YTMLP 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    where is success man when you need him?

    • @Xadaj127
      @Xadaj127 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's the hero we need, but do not yet deserve.
      He abandoned a majority of us a long time ago.

    • @Xadaj127
      @Xadaj127 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Yeah, that too. What this guy said. ^

  • @anthonyramirez1060
    @anthonyramirez1060 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Markiplier is the real fail man. WHO LOSES THEIR GLASSES, THEY STAY ON YOUR FRIGGIN FACE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

    • @rant1696
      @rant1696 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There was this one time where I needed to write down something, so as I was looking for a post-it note I put my pen in my mouth. Once I finally found the post-its I thought I had lost my pen in the process...it took me almost five minutes to realize I had the pen (still in my mouth) the whole time.
      I really wish I was joking...

    • @anthonyramirez1060
      @anthonyramirez1060 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WTF, well at least you didn't swallow the pen, that's where I though the story was going.

    • @sarahmorton2590
      @sarahmorton2590 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I once lost my glasses and I panicked but they were on my face the whole time.

  • @justanotherchannel117
    @justanotherchannel117 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    *looks at failman*
    TICCI TOBY DAT U?

    • @autumndavis4670
      @autumndavis4670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @marthaharter3115
      @marthaharter3115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not the only one!!!
      BTW that's Toby's brother... we don't talk about him.

    • @jadetheartsyone2295
      @jadetheartsyone2295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ticci Toby would be *soooooo* triggered if he saw this comment XD

  • @girlpapyrus2278
    @girlpapyrus2278 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    OMG!!!! MARK'S GLASSES ARE GOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @duckgon3942
    @duckgon3942 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    AHHHHHHHHHHHH MARKIPLER TOLD ME TO YELL!!!!!!

    • @Xadaj127
      @Xadaj127 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Duck gon GOOD JOB, YOU'RE DOING GREAT!!!

    • @mxboxlocks
      @mxboxlocks 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Xadaj127 SO ARE YOU!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

    • @sephiroththephoenix
      @sephiroththephoenix 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Xadaj127 WHAAAAAAT?

  • @lindamunday8588
    @lindamunday8588 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mark looks hot without glasses. I'm sure someone stole his glasses so we could see his beautiful eyes. Lol oh this game was weird loll love you!

    • @CiarradeBritto
      @CiarradeBritto 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Linda Munday You know what else is beautiful? YOU :)

    • @lindamunday8588
      @lindamunday8588 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** awe Thanks! :3

    • @CiarradeBritto
      @CiarradeBritto 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Linda Munday You're quite welcome :)

  • @TitanWuzTaken
    @TitanWuzTaken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    MARK DOESNT HAVE HIS GLASSES!!! AAAAAAAA!
    *Throws flaming explosive barrel into orphanage*

  • @alissacoker5883
    @alissacoker5883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    HOLY SHIEET! NO GLASSSES MARK FOR PRESDENT!

  • @nightsilverx625
    @nightsilverx625 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    TACTICAL DOMMENT SCREAM INCOMING
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

    • @TOBEY95
      @TOBEY95 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahhahahahahhahahaha

  • @kylaackerman1690
    @kylaackerman1690 8 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I think he looks cute without glasses

  • @weed1301
    @weed1301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    MARK WITHOUT OUT GLASSES EVERYONE PANIC AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!