Three Yesses man. I´m German and my English is not really close to be flawless, but I love to listen to this linguistic acrobat. He´s doing a great show. TY Andrew. BTW Your Mugs are too ugly to buy. I would support you and buy one. Please do them at 30% level of your movies and I will buy one ;)
@@ctlightrides7544 Here's a free English lesson to confuse and frustrate you. In American English, one of the meanings of "mug" is face. So saying "Your Mugs are too ugly...." is a terrible thing to say. On the other hand, Andrew is a nice English boy and I don't think Brits use it just the same way. Someone may correct me if I'm wrong.
Casio - the kid you paid no attention to because they were in the computer club and were way too geeky. But then he got married and punched out two really bizarre kids. One turned into a pop fashion designer that all the blokes were into. The other was a suped-up hero who earned a badass reputation in the military and still looks like they could survive a nuclear war.
Casio, he’s the friend you take with when you crave eating cheap fast food, taking a bus ride and go to the odd sports event. He runs a small business and when you visit his humble home, you realise his wealth doesn’t lie in the massive sales figures but in the people he serves and the community he has built!! God tier!! 😄
Grand Seiko, the Asian cousin that never failed at anything. At school always aces way through it. However, spent most of his career in a sterile laboratory 😂
@@richardf7223 Exactly my thought. An interesting dial in a presage case. Who is Seiko trying to kid. Their prospex and 5 range has many times more personality
VC - my pesonal fav watch maker - The quiet, sharply dressed man sitting in the dark corner of the jazz bar. The Mike Tyson of watches, sleeping giant you don't want to fuck with. Deadly in his prime.
Casio. The friend you have since first grade. You grew up together and after graduation you might have not talked to him for years, doing your own thing, when you do meet up it's all smiles and hugs. S Tier
Christopher Ward is the new guy who turns up in lower six form. He’s moved in from out of town and wears a different fashion to you and your friends. You and your mates don’t like him but he’s great craic, all the girls fancy him and it turns out he’s a great football player. He throws a party at his parents house and it’s the best party you’ve ever been to, you even have a spliff with his mum and dad who are the coolest parents you’ve ever met. By upper six form he’s your best friend but after A levels he gets a surf sponsorship in California and you never see him again…..10 years later you find out he slept with your girlfriend behind your back, when you ask “which one?” The answer is “all of them “.
Most accurate rating I’ve ever seen. Although Nomos was excluded. Nomos is always on time, and mom always cuts the crust off his sandwiches. He doesn’t yell about being the coolest kid in class, because he knows he already is. ‘A’ tier……ok maybe B.
"Glashutte Original can't shake the impression that they grew up poor and, though successful now, still brings a sandwich to staff lunches." Love it! Comedy gold. And as an IWC, don't you dare rearrange my desk!
Totally agree with Seiko, ubiquitous and reliable yet don’t get the credit they deserve. Disappointed Breguet only a C and where is Oris who is that independent sort who goes his own way whilst wearing his heart on his sleeve 😢
@@johnnyguitar6697 while true, you can relatively easy regulate your watch... however, you cannot simply "regulate" the dials, and I think that we can agree that they have some stunning dials for the price range where they are selling...
Nomos, the Bauhaus architect you wish your child would date: Beautiful face, simple yet elegant, writes witty texts, won't rob your savings account. A tier
I totally agree on Panerai. They are on the verge of "what do we do now?". I do believe that a refresh is almost inevitable, but on the other side I hope they'll stick the their roots and keep the "classic line" going. Maybe some new models to put along the historic ones?
Seiko and Rolex, are true friends indeed. I have 6 Seikos and 7 Rolexes, I wear my Seiko when I need to do the hard job, and wear Rolex when I receive the trophy.
I avoided watching this - yet another watch brand ranking video - for awhile. I should have known otherwise: only Andrew could have brought such freshness and wit. Yet another brilliant video from the Talking Hands channel.
Swatch... the colourful kid with a plastic soul who just wants to belong. Citizen... the schoolmate who did really well by copying everyone else's homework. Orient... the solitary one who everyone thinks is special but in reality is just rather plain. Timex... that American penpal you had in high school who still sends you Christmas cards. Bulova... the child prodigy who unfortunately went into foster care and now has issues. Hamilton... the one who claims to be aristocratic but in truth is just bourgeois. Casio... that nerdy friend you thought would never amount to anything but who secretly dominated the world. Oris... the kid who no one ever picks to be part of their team because no one ever remembers his name. JLC... that guy who had only one trick up his sleeve but still manages to make you go wow everytime he shows it to you. F.P. Journe... the rich kid who everyone secretly wants to hang out but no one can afford to. Credor... a mythical creature that doesn't really exist. Philippe Dufour... the dude who everyone knows is a genius and yet no one has seen him in years. Mido... the guy who everyone mistakes for Oris. Zodiac... sometimes pops up in documentaries about serial killers. Apple... everyone's archnemesis.
I’m Seiko and that’s just fine since I own one. I think he was off the mark with Tissot. Tissot is more like an overachiever because he’s trying to please everyone and nailing it even though few notice it. Because of this, he’s successful at everything he does but constantly trying to prove himself. People are surprised when he can do 20 pull-ups when they expect him to only do 5.
Seiko is the real God Tier. Seiko represents all classes of watch owners. Yes G-shock has room in your watch collection just because influencers say so. But Seiko, you know truly in your heart, you bought one because you loved it.
Very interesting approach and some clever observations. Can’t help but think you’ve significantly misjudged Tag Heuer given they are one of the most recognisable / mainstream brands (behind Rolex and Cartier) due to all of their sponsorship and ambassador deals. To put it another way, Tag Heuer would score very highly in family fortunes if asked to name luxury watch brands. As you know, they’re also knocking out some smash hits at the moment as well.
That was awesome! Worth every second I had to rewind to hear a part I missed each time my granddaughter asked for help with putting a stuffed animal’s head through a ring.
Swatch: The seemingly cool and popular classmate who is a hit-or-miss in terms of jokes or fashion. Sporting a ripped designer jeans, it is exactly that: ripped. X tier.
It is in the minds of most of the world....But not in the minds of watch geeks in the know. I delight in telling the average joe Rolex is a mid tier tool watch and seeing their faces.
@@Brecayou’re at the mid stage of watch appreciation where you’ve learned about other brands and think Rolex is over rated. At some point, you’ll mature and come to realize how good Rolex actually is.
@@cecaju9516 Rolex is a robust tool watch, but it is no way in S Tier, they have no innovation, they bought a watch manufacturer and a bracelet manufacturer, they are no means a watch maker, also its retail is priced high, no way it is worth in grey market
Swatch x's Moonswatch / Blancpain: Regularly arrange to meet up at Weatherspoon's, but for some reason they never make it. To frightened to tell you that the mechanism failed and they turned up 4 and a half hours late, after the pub had already shut.
I would have placed Omega in the A Tier, but the Seiko placement more than made up for it. Fun, yet very accurate chart. S Tier watch channel and watch reviewer.
Ulysse Nardin was that bloke in the classroom who spent his time doodling and making jigsaw puzzles. When he passed away, he ended up being covered in concrete and sculptured into an effigy of the Buddha.
This is an example of why you want an actual wordsmith doing watch reviews.
Three Yesses man. I´m German and my English is not really close to be flawless, but I love to listen to this linguistic acrobat. He´s doing a great show. TY Andrew. BTW Your Mugs are too ugly to buy. I would support you and buy one. Please do them at 30% level of your movies and I will buy one ;)
@@ctlightrides7544 Here's a free English lesson to confuse and frustrate you. In American English, one of the meanings of "mug" is face. So saying "Your Mugs are too ugly...." is a terrible thing to say.
On the other hand, Andrew is a nice English boy and I don't think Brits use it just the same way. Someone may correct me if I'm wrong.
@@gotshpilkes😂😂 You beat Me to it! "Your Mug is Ugly" ..😢
@@gotshpilkesYou ARE right, but I do think that is a OLD English thing that worked its way over to you guys tbh.. Maybez???
@@gotshpilkesOh yes, TY, neither confused nor frustrated, more thankful. Who would judge the beak of a watch morning lark? Certainly not me ;)
Casio - the kid you paid no attention to because they were in the computer club and were way too geeky. But then he got married and punched out two really bizarre kids. One turned into a pop fashion designer that all the blokes were into. The other was a suped-up hero who earned a badass reputation in the military and still looks like they could survive a nuclear war.
God tier, baaaam!
Casio is on the another level that not deserve to put in this list.
Casio, he’s the friend you take with when you crave eating cheap fast food, taking a bus ride and go to the odd sports event. He runs a small business and when you visit his humble home, you realise his wealth doesn’t lie in the massive sales figures but in the people he serves and the community he has built!! God tier!! 😄
He can also be a friend during fine dining, on a flight journey in first class since he’s available from $10 to $1000+
Only a few minutes on and you’ve already made me laugh out loud multiple times. S tier stuff here Andrew. Keep up the awesome work.
Same! Andrew's wit elevates the already excellent content.
Absolutely love it ! Combined both of two of your known strengths ... great story telling and watch knowledge ... S tier !!!
I got quite emotional during your take on Seiko. You pretty much summed up a real life problem while describing the qualities of the brand haha 😅
Grand Seiko, the Asian cousin that never failed at anything. At school always aces way through it. However, spent most of his career in a sterile laboratory 😂
Yeah, I want a GS but can’t do it because they’re soulless
Yeah definitely! Yet he makes more money then you and fuxks hotter girls than you😂
On TH-cam I think “Oh wow”, see them in the boutique and they just leave me totally flat.
@@richardf7223
Exactly my thought. An interesting dial in a presage case. Who is Seiko trying to kid. Their prospex and 5 range has many times more personality
@@willburrows8834 yes! I had the same experience
VC - my pesonal fav watch maker - The quiet, sharply dressed man sitting in the dark corner of the jazz bar. The Mike Tyson of watches, sleeping giant you don't want to fuck with. Deadly in his prime.
Loved the persona of each watch brand. You made this ranking very fun. Thanks for the entertainment!
Casio. The friend you have since first grade. You grew up together and after graduation you might have not talked to him for years, doing your own thing, when you do meet up it's all smiles and hugs. S Tier
That’s how I’m consoling my 20 or so Casios (whose number is growing by the day!)
Andrew Morgan: S tier. Truly brilliant writing. And nearly made me spit my drink once or twice. Freaking hilarious.
For those like me who don't get it, what does S tier mean? Ta in advance
First time I’ve watched one of this “rankings” and didn’t care where each brand went.
I just wanted to know“who” wich brand was!
Great writing!
Christopher Ward is the new guy who turns up in lower six form. He’s moved in from out of town and wears a different fashion to you and your friends. You and your mates don’t like him but he’s great craic, all the girls fancy him and it turns out he’s a great football player. He throws a party at his parents house and it’s the best party you’ve ever been to, you even have a spliff with his mum and dad who are the coolest parents you’ve ever met. By upper six form he’s your best friend but after A levels he gets a surf sponsorship in California and you never see him again…..10 years later you find out he slept with your girlfriend behind your back, when you ask “which one?” The answer is “all of them “.
Epic!
Absolutely superb Andrew, just laughed my head off
Most accurate rating I’ve ever seen. Although Nomos was excluded. Nomos is always on time, and mom always cuts the crust off his sandwiches. He doesn’t yell about being the coolest kid in class, because he knows he already is.
‘A’ tier……ok maybe B.
Perhaps the exclusion IS the ranking as they seem to try to be "overlookable".
@@youtubecensors5419 interesting take.
Casio. Go anywhere, do anything for all occasions at great prices. S-tier.
Unfortunately not in his universe !
I eschewed Seikos as being so pedestrian but I have six of them, more than all the other brands in my collection put together.
When you figure in the movements. They outnumber everything else combined
Unparalled tier list. Not sure how I missed this 8 months ago. Genius.
Once of the best watch channel … what a creative way of putting a spin on watches … great work
This is where you excel, Andy...LMAO. Your Seiko bit was a genuine love letter. I pray someone gets Breguet's shit together. 10/10
“Either way, he’s a snitch”…😂😂..side note, I’m so IWC…wearing an IWC. Great vid A!
"Glashutte Original can't shake the impression that they grew up poor and, though successful now, still brings a sandwich to staff lunches." Love it! Comedy gold. And as an IWC, don't you dare rearrange my desk!
While I was watching the ‘tiering’ of the brands I hadn’t heard of, my 20 or so Casios were asking “Are we in another universe?”
I had more fun watching this than I had the Las Vegas Gran Prix. No kiddin
Simply genius! Andrew, you should write a play about watches. Incredible.....
I cried at the Seiko story! Great job!
Seiko should be above all others just because it is very humble which the rich or the pauper can equally emotionally attach with
You gave Zenith a raw deal there. They're at least A tier for what they've done for chronography. :)
Plenty of brands have done amazing things once in the past…
This video is GOLD
I think Vacheron had some awesome releases this year that people just slept on 🤷🏾♂️
Vacheron is undoubtedly S tier, anyone that doesn’t appreciate their watches I sincerely doubt their taste. Oversea and American 1921 is divine.
Omega -they drive a mini van sooooo funny 😆
Very funny Andrew. Nice little story for each of the brands. Maybe one of your best videos? Bit harsh with Breguet though🤔
This is bloody hilarious. Especially the one-liners! ❤❤❤
Sir you made my day....
Best vid in 2023.
Wonderful writing. Such fun. Many enjoyment. Thank you.
This is gold... IWC and GS killed me
This is amazing - well done!
No idea why this all made so much sense!
You really thought about this. Omega made me chuckle.
Andrew you nailed it 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
OMG 😂😂 I wish I could have done this differently or better than you, Andrew. But No. You absolutely nailed it 👌
Totally agree with Seiko, ubiquitous and reliable yet don’t get the credit they deserve. Disappointed Breguet only a C and where is Oris who is that independent sort who goes his own way whilst wearing his heart on his sleeve 😢
Seiko gets tons and tons of credit. Everyone's darling brand. Even when they sell watches at more than $3,000 that are loosely regulated.
@@johnnyguitar6697 while true, you can relatively easy regulate your watch... however, you cannot simply "regulate" the dials, and I think that we can agree that they have some stunning dials for the price range where they are selling...
Nomos, the Bauhaus architect you wish your child would date:
Beautiful face, simple yet elegant, writes witty texts, won't rob your savings account.
A tier
Great entertaining video Andrew. Fair play on bringing a unique, fun and refreshing approach. Keep up the good work.
I totally agree on Panerai. They are on the verge of "what do we do now?". I do believe that a refresh is almost inevitable, but on the other side I hope they'll stick the their roots and keep the "classic line" going. Maybe some new models to put along the historic ones?
No wonder I like Omega so much. You just described me!
Amazing description and lovely voice and story telling.. keep up the good work Andrew.. we love your voice and channel..
😂Absolutely Hilarious! Well done Andrew.
The best of the best watch channel
Probably the best video you've done, and I like all of your content!
Seiko and Rolex, are true friends indeed. I have 6 Seikos and 7 Rolexes, I wear my Seiko when I need to do the hard job, and wear Rolex when I receive the trophy.
“When I receive the trophy” give it a rest mate
@@thegorn Rolex will wake you up and say “wear me, I want you to win more.”
@@phillippage1620winners don't bull$h!T over the internet bro
@@ALL-il1sw well I am bullshitting, you can ignore me or agitated by my comments, it’s your choice
Aside from the obvious one, Casio, you also forgot Citizen!
What a creative way for a ranking. Bravo 👏
I avoided watching this - yet another watch brand ranking video - for awhile. I should have known otherwise: only Andrew could have brought such freshness and wit. Yet another brilliant video from the Talking Hands channel.
I almost cried for Seiko. Awsome video.
Swatch... the colourful kid with a plastic soul who just wants to belong.
Citizen... the schoolmate who did really well by copying everyone else's homework.
Orient... the solitary one who everyone thinks is special but in reality is just rather plain.
Timex... that American penpal you had in high school who still sends you Christmas cards.
Bulova... the child prodigy who unfortunately went into foster care and now has issues.
Hamilton... the one who claims to be aristocratic but in truth is just bourgeois.
Casio... that nerdy friend you thought would never amount to anything but who secretly dominated the world.
Oris... the kid who no one ever picks to be part of their team because no one ever remembers his name.
JLC... that guy who had only one trick up his sleeve but still manages to make you go wow everytime he shows it to you.
F.P. Journe... the rich kid who everyone secretly wants to hang out but no one can afford to.
Credor... a mythical creature that doesn't really exist.
Philippe Dufour... the dude who everyone knows is a genius and yet no one has seen him in years.
Mido... the guy who everyone mistakes for Oris.
Zodiac... sometimes pops up in documentaries about serial killers.
Apple... everyone's archnemesis.
Well done
So much fun!
hilarious the comments are so suiting!
Great effort making up scenarios/stories for each brand. Thank you❤
Simply brilliant, well played
Absolutely brilliant ! Best Tier List ever !
I’m Seiko and that’s just fine since I own one. I think he was off the mark with Tissot. Tissot is more like an overachiever because he’s trying to please everyone and nailing it even though few notice it. Because of this, he’s successful at everything he does but constantly trying to prove himself. People are surprised when he can do 20 pull-ups when they expect him to only do 5.
I think we all feel the same about Seiko and its description. Will never let you down.
Missed Casio btw.
Casio : Gos tier !
Seiko is the real God Tier. Seiko represents all classes of watch owners. Yes G-shock has room in your watch collection just because influencers say so. But Seiko, you know truly in your heart, you bought one because you loved it.
this is the best watch channel in youtube
Enjoyed this one 😂
Brilliant Andrew. You should write a book.
Very interesting approach and some clever observations. Can’t help but think you’ve significantly misjudged Tag Heuer given they are one of the most recognisable / mainstream brands (behind Rolex and Cartier) due to all of their sponsorship and ambassador deals. To put it another way, Tag Heuer would score very highly in family fortunes if asked to name luxury watch brands. As you know, they’re also knocking out some smash hits at the moment as well.
Nah, ugly watches
Creative and thoughtful work. And I am glad you omitted the following from the party: Casio, Christopher Ward, Citizen and Oris.
Possibly the best commentary on a watch video, ever! Nice work 😂
This is just plain brilliant. Kudos
The Moser comment was perfection.
Edit: Unfortunately this was offset by the Panerai comment.
Casio; Ken Clark aka Superman
Yeah, definitely double S tier 😊
That was awesome! Worth every second I had to rewind to hear a part I missed each time my granddaughter asked for help with putting a stuffed animal’s head through a ring.
Big fan from Cebu Philippines!
Swatch: The seemingly cool and popular classmate who is a hit-or-miss in terms of jokes or fashion. Sporting a ripped designer jeans, it is exactly that: ripped. X tier.
No way Rolex in S Tier
It is in the minds of most of the world....But not in the minds of watch geeks in the know. I delight in telling the average joe Rolex is a mid tier tool watch and seeing their faces.
@@Brecayou’re at the mid stage of watch appreciation where you’ve learned about other brands and think Rolex is over rated. At some point, you’ll mature and come to realize how good Rolex actually is.
@@cecaju9516 Mid Tier Bruh wake up or just go watch ur cartoons what are you like 12
I would actually rank Tudor higher than Rolex…
@@cecaju9516 Rolex is a robust tool watch, but it is no way in S Tier, they have no innovation, they bought a watch manufacturer and a bracelet manufacturer, they are no means a watch maker, also its retail is priced high, no way it is worth in grey market
The Seiko segment was class and so true.
This is my favourite watch video of all time.
Swatch x's Moonswatch / Blancpain: Regularly arrange to meet up at Weatherspoon's, but for some reason they never make it. To frightened to tell you that the mechanism failed and they turned up 4 and a half hours late, after the pub had already shut.
Purrrrfection thanks for the labor, this is epic
I would have placed Omega in the A Tier, but the Seiko placement more than made up for it. Fun, yet very accurate chart. S Tier watch channel and watch reviewer.
The Rolex intro was perfect😂
This is the best tier list I’ve ever seen.
Panerai and Breguet both made me genuinely made me LOL. Glad to see Moser in S.
You didn’t invent the tier rankings but you definitely perfected it. Well done and thanks for the laughs
This was great. Refreshing way to rank❤
Always tread in dog poop ... 🤣😂🤣👏 . BTW - Panerai also is rocking some sweet acid wash jeans.
What great fun this was to watch. I’d really like to have seen Casio in here. They have earned so much wrist time with me. Still, a fun show :)
Haha I really loved Breguet, Seiko and Rolex 😂😂 this was so much fun!
You got Tudor right on the money, well done 😂👌🏼. I own one btw love it to death
Simply superb - and dare I say spot on. The best bits were the roasts about the holding companies...er....parents.
Love this
Man you had no right putting Tag Heuer in D tier.
That was hysterically spot on!
Need a part II this is sooo good!!
AMW is definitely an S-tier YT channel
Ulysse Nardin was that bloke in the classroom who spent his time doodling and making jigsaw puzzles. When he passed away, he ended up being covered in concrete and sculptured into an effigy of the Buddha.
One of the best watch related videos ever :D
Please made a video like this from European watches like from Spain, Germany France and the like. I think that would be awesome.
This makes me feel like I really need to read your book.
S-tier stuff.