Elon Gold - A Commercial For Judaism

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  • @roadlesstraveled34
    @roadlesstraveled34 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    😂😂 I, being a convert, was asking myself those same questions today. This last week in fact. But I'd wanted to be Jewish since I was 10 so when I was 38 and widowed I did it.

    • @AdaraBalabusta
      @AdaraBalabusta 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Baruch Hashem! Welcome home!

    • @strrts5135
      @strrts5135 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Hey I know I’m late but welcome to the family!

    • @Theodore-i2y
      @Theodore-i2y 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What made you desire to be Jewish!

  • @NasserAlghazali
    @NasserAlghazali ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I am a Muslim, and I love this Legend

  • @MM-yi9zn
    @MM-yi9zn ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Elon is absolutely hilarious! Jewish humour is legendary!

  • @snowgo7663
    @snowgo7663 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The last minute of this was one of the best I have ever heard, period, and I have heard the greats from the 70's and 80s.

  • @hoopoverthehill
    @hoopoverthehill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    This is why Jewish humor is perfection

    • @dynamonyr1927
      @dynamonyr1927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gary Smith a guy who posts Skyrim gameplays and prolly just sits in house all day said this

    • @boliussa
      @boliussa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it's more a smart jew rather than jewish humour.. there are some very good jewish comedians, jackie mason too.. and watch modi roasting ben shapiro!

    • @boliussa
      @boliussa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      not sure that there is a 'jewish humour', but it's more an intelligent comedian that is jewish jew rather than jewish humour.. there are some very good jewish comedians, jackie mason too.. and watch modi roasting ben shapiro!

    • @svietka202
      @svietka202 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boliussa there is absolutely JEWISH humor and non jews cant imitate it or reproduce it

  • @ellieo1109
    @ellieo1109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "Chosen AND taken!" LOL

  • @Sylvi-m3b
    @Sylvi-m3b 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I'm not Jewish, it takes a lot to make me laugh. But I find Jewish humour hilarious, the best. God bless the Israel always.❤

  • @chevaliersdesangreal2490
    @chevaliersdesangreal2490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I am Iranian but I Love Elon ✡️GOLD✡️

    • @Immortalus98
      @Immortalus98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @De St typical Jew getting offended at nothing

    • @imalinkaiam
      @imalinkaiam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      'But' lol

  • @greekknighty2563
    @greekknighty2563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    " it's like Canadian currency, it's worth a lot to them,but what the hell I'm gonna do with it"😂😂😂😂😂😂💔

    • @devilsoffspring5519
      @devilsoffspring5519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hehehe that's funny, I'm Canadian and I wish our currency was worth money :)

    • @lucifervalentine5406
      @lucifervalentine5406 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@devilsoffspring5519i didnt get Elon's joke

  • @morehn
    @morehn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I know his family. He's right about his father.

  • @MsShellectable
    @MsShellectable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    He's cute, no matter if he's chosen and taken.

  • @AnnaAyzenberg-y9t
    @AnnaAyzenberg-y9t 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I did share all my contacts with ur hilarious performance ❤❤❤❤

  • @chanyzv
    @chanyzv 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Ur the best!!! Come again to Montreal ❤❤

  • @muchimi
    @muchimi ปีที่แล้ว +8

    excellent kol ha kevod Elon!! very good well done

  • @lennonSystems
    @lennonSystems 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was at one of him performances at a Comedy Club at NY.

  • @shintuxedo7564
    @shintuxedo7564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    this was Gold!
    lol

  • @greekknighty2563
    @greekknighty2563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "He's a gay Jew, that sounds like an exotic bird" 😂😂😂😂😂😂💔

    • @sysuiu4533
      @sysuiu4533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wrong, he’s not gay.

    • @malky444
      @malky444 ปีที่แล้ว

      It actually sounds like an extremely mentally I'll person

    • @alephmale3171
      @alephmale3171 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sysuiu4533Quote from a joke about his brother

    • @katiethepro
      @katiethepro 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its fine. Just a normal stage 😢nerves voice

    • @LynnSilverman
      @LynnSilverman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rude

  • @teecarter4900
    @teecarter4900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Never heard of em. But man the algorithm is real. Im dying over here.

  • @ShadowMoses900
    @ShadowMoses900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Judaism isn't the only religion that doesn't proselytize. Buddhism doesn't, neither does Hinduism, Taoism, Sikhism, or Bah'ai.
    In fact Christianity and Islam are the only two major religions that do.

    • @NickyRikki
      @NickyRikki 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a religion at one point just like Christianity and Islam that converted en masse ..... before the 4th century and rise of Christianity and 8th century eastern europe. Why do you think that jews don't look like a real nationality? There is Ethiopian jews , even Chinese jews and Indian jews. All at some point converted.

    • @rachelmanolis1890
      @rachelmanolis1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NickyRikki Actually genetically speaking this is inaccurate. There are many different types of Jews because of intermarriage not necessarily conversion. Judaism is an ethnoreligion. We never actively sought converts.

    • @NickyRikki
      @NickyRikki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rachelmanolis1890 that up until the time of Constantine or so, Judaism was an actively proselytizing religion. Judaism was very much a religion that converted en masse. You should read L.H Feldman exact study on this and how during 4th, 5th and 6th centuries jews were converting en masse large populations..... Also book of Esther mentions mass conversions as well. Most European jews are decendents of converts either Iberian pensula 4th century or Eastern parts of Europe 8th century. They are not related to absolutely any Israelite biblical people or nation. This is a zionist invention a modern concept. I am a Romanian jew myself and I have absolutely nothing in common with a yeminite or Ethiopian jew. This is just israeli propaganda and its re invented Hebrew man.

    • @Yehudisfasten
      @Yehudisfasten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NickyRikki true but they don’t try to recruit in fact I had a family member who’s Jewish and they kept on trying to talk him out of it

    • @NicoleBL2
      @NicoleBL2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably meant all the monotheistic religions

  • @chanitalevitz4945
    @chanitalevitz4945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This was the equivalent of a commercial for Judaism.
    We don't seek converts- we do actually try to discourage converts, but only because half hearted converts are doing themselves and the Jewish family a lot of harm, not good.
    We encourage non Jews to follow the 7 Laws of the Sons of Noach.

    • @dianebenzler9133
      @dianebenzler9133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You think there would be way to sort out those who are half hearted from those who are serious!

    • @djargus
      @djargus ปีที่แล้ว

      There is also harm in Judaism in preventing fully honest potential Ger Tzedeks from converting and/or not helping them in their path towards Judaism. Orthodox especially put out so much money, time and effort in convincing secular Jews (that probably aren't interested) that practicing Judaism like an Orthodox Jew should be their goal, yet they don't use those same resources to help non-Jews become practicing Orthodox Jews. It's good to filter out the sincere from the insincere, but after that determination has been done, then there should be every effort made to get that non-Jew to classes for Hebrew study and ritual studies, so they can become the Jew physically that their soul always wanted to become.

    • @lazarchill8514
      @lazarchill8514 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@dianebenzler9133there is the Rabbi's consistently say no

  • @timeless17030
    @timeless17030 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    WOW, Elon! How the hell is he so funny? I laughed out loud.

  • @localhammocker
    @localhammocker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    As a gay.. he's right 😔✊

  • @HabiburRahman-xl4wr
    @HabiburRahman-xl4wr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This guy is really GOLD

  • @Yehudisfasten
    @Yehudisfasten 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Never disappoints me in getting me to laugh my favorite making comedy but not mocking judaism

  • @parychahal
    @parychahal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This dude immersions on point!!!

  • @pitterpinsvendrum
    @pitterpinsvendrum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "get that thing
    out of my face"
    😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @greekknighty2563
    @greekknighty2563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    " he gets to be CHOSEN and taken". DAMN

  • @jenniferlawrence9652
    @jenniferlawrence9652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    He's hilarious 😂

  • @mgoblue9389
    @mgoblue9389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    His poor grandfather Chaim Gold was killed in Schindler's List

    • @malky444
      @malky444 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he prepaid for his gay grandchild's sins... if only that was possible.

  • @the-future-starts-now
    @the-future-starts-now 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Even for European Jews this is funny!

    • @sylvia4272
      @sylvia4272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even for European Gentiles too!

  • @vickistone3700
    @vickistone3700 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    all joking aside, 75% of Israel speaks English. very funny skit

  • @deanstav
    @deanstav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    BRILLIANT!

  • @adammiller8096
    @adammiller8096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ve talked with afew Catholic people that have left the church and want to convert to the Jewish faith because of the blasphemy that pope Francis said about the Jewish people the Jewish faith and the Jewish teachings. They asked me about what steps they need to go through to become Jewish, I had to go to Hebrew school for my bar-mitzvah but it’s 2022 we have to have drive thru Mitzvah synagogues 🕍 in Vegas by now right. Then ford made the Pope Francis limited edition white Bronco, yes like the one OJ Simpson drove when he killed his wife and her Jewish boyfriend Ronald Lyle Goldman. Who sees the irony

    • @MissHoneyKitchen
      @MissHoneyKitchen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did Pope Francis say about the Jewish faith?!

    • @user-tm2bq2oz7l
      @user-tm2bq2oz7l 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's not a faith. In Hebrew there is not even a word for "faith". It's an ethnoreligion.

  • @gonduras
    @gonduras ปีที่แล้ว +5

    golden

  • @Tinymoezzy
    @Tinymoezzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Nobody texts jewish lol
    My mother disagrees.

  • @dianebenzler9133
    @dianebenzler9133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I don't eat either bacon or cheese, so I guess we're good!

  • @reemali4737
    @reemali4737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    So funy, I love him 😻♥️♥️♥️

  • @theguy3776
    @theguy3776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jews are the best

  • @mizanurRahman-zz2vy
    @mizanurRahman-zz2vy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I follow you from Bangladesh, do you know Mr. Elon? and I cordially love you... I want to see you live but not possible coz Jeiwsh passport is being prohibited in our country. Its very unfortunate that I missing you....

    • @lucaswise644
      @lucaswise644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mizan Rahman Israeli passport is not allowed in many Muslim countires. But Elon has an American passport not an Israeli passport. So yes he is allowed to travel to Bangladesh even if he is Jewish. Muslim countries are against the state of Israel not against Jewish people.

  • @ailaG
    @ailaG ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Judaism doesn't recruit new members... But if you're a secular Jew some of them are right on your steps 😅

  • @dmgh85
    @dmgh85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is it Virginia 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 7:55

  • @samrivers6433
    @samrivers6433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Very original

  • @singingwindrider9881
    @singingwindrider9881 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fuunnnyyyy! 😂😂😂

  • @KAHANE.CLIPS.613
    @KAHANE.CLIPS.613 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I looked converted and became Jewish from being raised as a Catholic lucky I didn't have that extra skin anymore lmaon

  • @yungpump8042
    @yungpump8042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This guy looks like young Joe from impractical jokers

  • @ruthvanita6368
    @ruthvanita6368 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love your work but you are wrong about Judaism being the only non-conversion religion. Hinduism is also a non-conversion religion.

    • @stephenfisher3721
      @stephenfisher3721 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Tell the Hare Krishna's!
      Hare Hare!

    • @stephenfisher3721
      @stephenfisher3721 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What about Maharishi Mahesh Yogi?

  • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
    @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Honestly, being a gay 9 really sucks when your straight.

    • @malky444
      @malky444 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would never. Why would a healthy person be attracted to a madman???

  • @elazarzadiki3059
    @elazarzadiki3059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Very very good. 😂

  • @deanchambers8613
    @deanchambers8613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't know man, I think a lot of ladies would like Gerald Broflovski. Yarmulke & all haha
    L'Chaim!

  • @oppanheimer
    @oppanheimer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He's pretty good.

  • @edithabramowitz1275
    @edithabramowitz1275 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For Israeli young women your a 9. But yet Israeli young women are with old lady Americans personallity😂

  • @danaport6913
    @danaport6913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You are not the grimm/15
    But i give you 8.6

  • @LuisInPalmdale
    @LuisInPalmdale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Caught this dude on CRASHING and boy was it funny.
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  • @RedStefan
    @RedStefan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't think that men want sex more.

  • @carlosraya5136
    @carlosraya5136 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Muito bom 🇧🇷😅

  • @silverkitty2503
    @silverkitty2503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    it's true tho no action no bacon you know there is way you can change our mood.............................

    • @vendettarevo
      @vendettarevo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      money?

    • @cockeyedoptimista
      @cockeyedoptimista 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vendettarevo No. Because then you will cheat or mistreat us. A good massage might work though: a sincere one..

    • @vendettarevo
      @vendettarevo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cockeyedoptimista money can cheer anyone

    • @cockeyedoptimista
      @cockeyedoptimista 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vendettarevo Well, yeah..

  • @andrewblank4058
    @andrewblank4058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is hilarious

  • @moundjilaouar7030
    @moundjilaouar7030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    hahahaha that one killed me

  • @malloryanderson724
    @malloryanderson724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    wicca doesn't proselytize either ... maybe he doesn't count paganism as a religion?

    • @asaradhi
      @asaradhi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mallory Anderson Hinduism doesn't either.

    • @silverkitty2503
      @silverkitty2503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      neither does buddism

    • @zacnieprawisz9171
      @zacnieprawisz9171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mallory Anderson
      He is just ignorant about non-Western world.

    • @phinhager6509
      @phinhager6509 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wicca is young and has many converts.

  • @jonathansellers793
    @jonathansellers793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    A Jew with the last name of gold

  • @Splassshhh1234
    @Splassshhh1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I dont wear a ring either!😂

  • @rahmatmiftahulrizki
    @rahmatmiftahulrizki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Shit! Cant stop laughing

  • @shainanash8518
    @shainanash8518 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    hilarious

  • @deznuts4090
    @deznuts4090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There were 69 comm. So i had to change it

  • @DarthTwilight
    @DarthTwilight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Elon Musk's more favorable form.

  • @ElanKaroll
    @ElanKaroll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hillarious!

  • @samuelnoha490
    @samuelnoha490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Eminem is Lit! 🔥

  • @zebn3338
    @zebn3338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please ignore any comments from this account.

  • @andriadipura6393
    @andriadipura6393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait, Jews are not allowed to eat cheese burger??

    • @sueme1954
      @sueme1954 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Milk and meat together are not eaten because in the bible it says not to cook a goat in its mother's milk. So Jews are not supposed to eat milk and meat together. Nor are they to eat clams oysters shrimp lobsters crayfish shark whale dolphins or any animals that are not eating grass, vegetation or any animals that do not chew their cud or don't have split hooves. No pigs no horses no donkeys no kangaroos no camels no vultures no eagles no mice no moles no koalas no porcupines no bears.
      O.k. foods: all fruits and vegetables greens mushrooms nuts and seeds fish with scales birds that eat seeds or grass or plants or bugs like chickens ducks geese turkeys doves and cows sheep goats deer of all kind as long as they chew their cud and have split hooves and can be slaughtered in a kosher (least cruel) manner. The most disgusting and forbidden thing is to cut off a part of an animal like a leg and eat it. This is absolutely forbidden to everyone -Jewish or not. It is considered insanely cruel. But sheering sheep or shortening horns is not considered cruel.

    • @NickyRikki
      @NickyRikki ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No because it's mixed meat and cheese

  • @תאירזלצמן
    @תאירזלצמן 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ❤️

  • @Monica-vv1zt
    @Monica-vv1zt ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OyMG 😂😂

  • @chnalvr
    @chnalvr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's right! He is a gay 9! lol

  • @BatteryExhausted
    @BatteryExhausted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hair transplant

  • @mrwojna
    @mrwojna ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sebastian Manischewitz.

  • @traceysgmail9039
    @traceysgmail9039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Very talented and clever comedian. Made me laugh. Job done!

  • @zeecaptain42
    @zeecaptain42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    so fun so fun so fun ... and another one in a milion "women be like - men be like" sigh -.-´

  • @johannesmohner8695
    @johannesmohner8695 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    His jewish women sounds like trump impersonation XD

  • @jenloveslife8890
    @jenloveslife8890 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cgpinoy0711
    @cgpinoy0711 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    even orthodox christianity

  • @dov5982
    @dov5982 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a proper smock

  • @notag1006
    @notag1006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    🥓🍔

  • @SeagullB
    @SeagullB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    bacon is not delicious nor healthy .comedy is predominated Jewish.

    • @andreasdabukke
      @andreasdabukke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just try bacon before you comment. It's delicious.

    • @lindavinecour1332
      @lindavinecour1332 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kilbenni Dabukke And if it’s organic pasture raised farm to table nitrite free....in moderation...it is actually very nourishing too!

  • @bmgtheperformer
    @bmgtheperformer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahahahaha

  • @lani11000
    @lani11000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    you started out as funny but then really retracted. if you need to use intimacy/sexuality to be funny you aint funny!!

  • @morgannine
    @morgannine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a lesbian, I beg to differ. Lol

  • @mustafasaifuddin7831
    @mustafasaifuddin7831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    First

  • @malky444
    @malky444 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why bring up filthy subjects??? Your poor brother... I hope he has a speedy recovery from his ilness

  • @SmeetheG
    @SmeetheG 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jew

  • @dendent1144
    @dendent1144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    he was good until he began involvin that sex talk !! cant you ppl just talk without mentioning it !!

  • @RDR18851
    @RDR18851 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is totally inappropriate and doesn't do justice to the title or to women. not impressed by this one. big disappointment.

  • @acousticangel4403
    @acousticangel4403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very sorry for him to have that name in the 21st century

  • @mshakawati1
    @mshakawati1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like your comedy shows, but I need you to remember that it's not Isreal it's Palestine taken by Jewish.

    • @trumpeldorf
      @trumpeldorf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, yes, just don’t think to explode in a crowd, dear Islamic extremist.

    • @Ridho-ne7fc
      @Ridho-ne7fc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @bin to no its not

    • @sysuiu4533
      @sysuiu4533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No such thing as Palestine

    • @BadBoyBobby85
      @BadBoyBobby85 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was that before or after they lost the six day war?

    • @shainazion4073
      @shainazion4073 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There was NOTHING called Palestine until the British resurrected the name Palestine for the Mandate of Palestine in 1920. The Ottomans had NOTHING called Palestine for the 400 years of Ottoman rule. The Mamluks before the Ottomans, had NOTHING called Palestine. The Crusaders before the Mamluks, had NOTHING called Palestine. That was over 1000 years with NOTHING called Palestine. The Christian West called the Holy Land as Palestine from the 1800s, the people living there did not.

  • @adam-dn3hi
    @adam-dn3hi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hip and cool is how we sound when we talk but in israel only and in hebrew techniclly its not talking like a black guy its talking like a jewish israeli guy