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I’m sorry but when Daz put that moustache on, all I could think was: tootsie roll
Yeah
I feel like a boomer because I remember that ;-;
@Ashton_Shadowz i think it was 2013/2014 lol
all i could think was "pringles"
Imagine daz working at a restaurant and all you heard was him screaming and shouting at the food in the kitchen 😂
@@O.O6746 yeah 😂😂
I would pay my life savings to see this on TV 🤣
And then comes out with something questionable at best
i'm dying
then a bang then *silence*......
6:59 “If you leave an oven on in this universe, your fridge doors go for a walk”
😆
he says they go through a wall not on a walk
@@Finy_boi Were you tired when you wrote this reply? He clearly pronounces the k in "walk", he doesn't say "wall". Listen to it again. He says "go for a walk" not "through a wall", that doesn't make sense.
@@Finy_boi clearly says go for a walk
@@puffosgamingoldchannel5992 it was 2am and I was pissing myself laughing alr🥹
@@Finy_boi Understandable lol.
“I did it. Not very well but I did it.”
I’m a proud dazzler. 😢😅
Me: Mum can we get Gordon Ramsey?
Mum: No, we have Gordon Ramsey at home.
*Gordon Ramsey at home: **0:03*
UNDERRATED COMMENTED oh my god😭😂
Ramsay
Is it wierd when u pause it at the second 0:03 comes on he looks like hes on drugs? No offence I'm so sorry daz
Mike Tuohey Um no he doesn’t he’s just making his lips in the kissing position
@@kellyatter1678 Duck lips xD
Daz: 12:44 "make it a little more challenging for myself"
Also Daz: can't even make something simple
the confidence to dance down the stairs is something else I step on one floor board wrong and my mother is immediately like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU SOUND LIKE A HEARD OF ELEPHANTS"
Ive been laughing for 20 minutes and i still cant stop😭
13:41
Am I the only person who thought of that one scene in Joker?
Anime Freak that’s the whole point he was acting that scene out
Just imagine walking down the street and seeing daz doing that🤣
Nope your not
Anime Freak no
Yes you are.
Me: sees daz playing cooking simulator
Also me: waiting for next episode of kitchen nightmares
If I remember correctly, Gordon Ramsay is taking a break from Kitchen Nightmares because of so many times he was made sick from food poisoning.
I keep seeing his old episodes i want new ones
Imagine being Dazs neighbour and hearing “WHERES THE CHICKENS BREAT”
What a majestic dance 10/10😂
you guessed it right. 5:11 is where i nose-blow squirted my coffe all over my laptop keyboard :))))
Daz out of 10 I'll rate the end of this video a 10/10 :3
the ending was so goddamn inspirational
love how it took him 3 videos to get one meal… and it was 2 stars
Is no one gonna talk about how the boy just walked down he stairs and daz just watched like 👁👄👁
The end 😂
He forgot the sage
“Nothing is going to blow up this kitchen”
*Proceeds to slam the propane tank on the wall*
Corytriestomakevideos i laughed a bit too loud when that happened 😂
@@Nathan-jb2hu 😂😂😂 but there is no such thing as laughing a bit too much.
@@xitsgalaxyy7453 oop I was busy laughing that I didn't see, well then, laughing a bit too loud is not a thing.
*The Vain Of My Life*
I fucking can’t breathe and it’s 1:05
In 😂
Daz: *does Joker bathroom dance*
So...Cooking Simulator finally drove him to insanity.
I was looking for a comment about this I though I was the only one who noticed
@SoggyBiscuitGaming lol
This must've been joaquin's cook when he was tryna lose weight
Daz: I consider myself a chef!
Me: yea sure, everytime I got to a resturant I can hear the chef scream:
*"WHAT BLEW UP???!!"*
I LAUGED SO HARD JESUS CHRIST
Is that mohammed
It's obviously normal
I'l dead 😂😂😂
I died of laughter there 😂😂
Daz: yes, I’ve earned this!
Daz: *puts on mustache and starts dancing*
Biker guy: wtf
REAL 😭
everyone: waiting for food in the restaurant
From the kitchen: *WHAT BLEW UP* *YOU NEARLY SLAPPED MY STEAK OUT OF MY HANDS!* *CALM DOWN FRIDGE!*
HAHAHAHA
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dont foeget THE STEAK JUMPED THE STEAKS ALIVE
When I saw this comment, the part when it says "you nearly slapled my steak out of my hands calm down fridge" came up seconds later.
Yeah I hear : no I dont want to read the note put it in put it in well that’s
Not fair because I can’t put it In !!
Daz: breathes near stove
Stove:aw fuck I can’t believe you’ve done this
😂😹😂😹😂😂
😂😂😂
WOW...you really got the whole gang laughing 😂😂😂😂
LMFAO
So true
“I did it... not very well but I did it”
Literally me at everything in life
Exactly that sentence was me in every good test I took😂😂😂
Too true
Me too
🐕
Omg yes lol
Stove: **explodes**
Daz: **silence for 1 minutes straight**
The woman was too stunned to speak
LOL
i literally choked on the fries i was eating when i read this
gotto respect the stove. 1 min silence
@@milliem8728 Rip that stovey AYEEEE
People: **at a restaurant eating**
What they hear in the background: "THE STEAK! IT JUMPED! ITS ALIVE!"
OMG 😆
HAHAHAHAHA.
Amazing
*DO YOU MEAN A FUCKING COW*
😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Daz:serves the dish
Everyone: sheds a tear 🥺
Omg this better get more likes XD im dead XD😊😊😂😂
xXiconicXx :3 thank u hahah :)
@@leil416 np
They slow dance at the end after he put on the mustache 😂😂😂
Hannah Banana 😂
Imagine just casually eating at a nice fancy restaurant and you hear this coming from the kitchen 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Id pay extra for entertainment. Who cared about food poisening ill still eat it
This series has been the most entertaining thing I have ever seen
Y e s
fr my face is literally soaked with tears from laughing too hard 😭✋
I have literally re-watched it so many times
i have never laughed as hard as I did watching this series
Yea
When he said "give me some sugar" I said "I am your neighbor" with him without knowing😂
Daz Games hearted this!
He knows now
@Juan Cortez Muro can you stop advertising a video in the comment section?
Daz: I consider myself a good chef.
Also Daz: *has had his kitchen explode 5 times in 2 episodes*
7 times in three
Me 😭
MORE
Daz: “i consider myself a 😘🤌 chef”
Stove: “and i took that personally”
PETITION FOR DAZ TO KEEP MAKING THESE 🥺
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👇🏼
Yin Lee stop doing thissss
I was thinking that Soheila should try it!
Please make another
Triston Powers we are in quarantine and all u can do is be mean. Spread positivity nor bitchiness/corona
@triston powers, how about you idiot, your not a real daz fan, if daz we’re to meet you he’d probably hate you
me: *having a bad day*
Daz: *turns around slowly in a chef's hat*
me: I've had the best day in my life
Alpha System's Gacha 😂
Me: I'm going to try not to laugh at this cooking video
Daz intro: exist
Me: fails
HIS HAT IS THE BEST
Sara relaxing in her room:
Daz: "THE STEAKS ALIVE!!"
Sarah: Shut up 🤣
Ok that fucking killed me lmaooo
The kitchen every episode: Your free trial of peace has expired.
No one:
Not a single soul:
Seriously no one:
Daz Black 2019: “I did it...” *DrAmAtiCalLy and AggReSsIvely puTs oN fAke musTache*
6:58 "SO IF YOU LEAVE AN OVEN ON IN THIS UNIVERSE, YOUR FRIDGE DOORS GO FOR A WALK."
*"THATS WHAT HAPPENS, IS IT?!"*
@@sapphirebeach8109 "LOOK AT MY DOORS"
GODDAMNIT
AH I JUst broke the telly
"AH CHRIST SAKE"
“I need a plate “ (picked up plate )
(Plate smashes) 😂😂😂
George Darwent he's Logan Paul but the old one!😂
😂👍🏽
Z3abiii thanks I cracked up when I posted this!😝
Gordon Ramsay; “WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE”
Daz: “WHERES THE DUCK BREAST”
Me: “YOU JUST STOLE A COMMENT”
WHERE'S MY KITCHEN GONE???!!! 😂😂😂😂
Bro u fr stole someone else’s comment lmao
No-one:
not even the game creator:
Daz: "So if u leave an oven on in this universe ur fridge doors go for a walk?!"
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Legit same!!!😂😂😂😂
😂😂
i cried of laughter when it exploded
@@Kamxsy ikr
Daz: masterful comedian and actor.
Also Daz: breaks down when seeing himself with a chefs hat.
“IT’S A FRIDGE MAGNET APPARENTLY!!”
-Daz black 2019
0:57 my favourite part
1:53 he is starting to get frustrated already
1:57 “ heavy burger😂”
3:21 *disappointment*
3:29 having trouble there mate?
4:02 uh oh I see what’s coming😑
4:25 that potato do be flying tho
4:58 “I need to learn how to toss…burgers” nice save
5:07 oopsies
5:12 “ohhhhh close enough”
5:58 spatula: I’ve had enough of your constant screaming at me.*drops*
6:02 spatula: no, no, no, no…FUDGE!
6:27 prophecy: at exactly 6:27, daz’s worst fear (in the kitchen) will come true
7:05 daz you can’t escape the chaos you are about to cause
7:34 “holly sh** calm down fridge!”
i love this 🤣🤣😂
LMFAOO 😭🤣
Daz: PUT IT IN
Also Daz: I CAN’T PUT IT IN
ME: that’s what she said 😂
Savage Smith 😂😂😂
Your at 69 likes i dont wanna ruin it so im not gonna like
if SHE said that, she has a penis...
And then
Daz: omg it's stuck its stuck!!!
Daz again: okay there we go!
Me: hehe he 😉😏
Savage Smith
Daz "But I tried hard to get it in" Dammit why won't it go in? Me throws a can of machine oil in the window then leaves
Daz "Oh yeah it's working,"
Me "Hehehehe"
Daz: WHAT THE FUCK BLEW UP
His daughter: God damnit we are going back to therapy
So true 😔 (low key implied he already went to therapy.... I don’t think the first round worked lol 😂)
@@janmason4799 i think he might need more then one round he might need like 200 seosons
😂😂
THIS IS HOW MANY PEOPLE WANT A PART 4
👇👇
yo i dont like when ppl comment things like this but in this case LEEEETSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
IM ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE HE SAID HE WOULDN'T DO IT AGAIN
THIS AINT THE FINAL AND DAZ IF UR READING THIS COMMENT PLZ A PART 4
Wow thanks for the likes and DAZ YOU NEED TO SEE THIS
800th liker
I love how every time daz gets shocked or suprised something like that he literally gets a moment of silence as if hes rethinking his life choices or something 😭😭
no one:
daz: *joker dance*
no one:
nitelite: says this comment but more earlier
You: jOkEr dANcE
nitelite: no likes
IKR
@@IX_4 salty much?
Do you know the song name he used for the joker dance?
Daz: look at those hot crispy chips
Everyone: he's going to ruin it somehow
Daz:*drops chips*
Everbody:*Facepalms*
no one:
literally nobody:
daz: laughing hysterically at absolutely nothing
Olivia Dempsey this is a dead thing
I love it! I love daz's laugh! 😂
I finally get to play octodad and I love your videos Daz. I hope to meet you one day. I'm a big fan.
@@caitlindubs2021 Yeah, because idiots clicked the like button on the comment. That's the only reason the comment has that many likes and is blowing up. Just because a comment has lots of likes, doesn't mean it's a GOOD comment, nor does it exclude from the fact that this meme is one of the least funniest and most pointless of all. I love memes, but this meme needs to die. Badly. Besides, some people just like every comment they see. They don't have to have a reason sometimes. They just do it. Your point doesn't hold water, especially with those cringy as fuck emojis.
You mean everyone? Don't act like you don't laugh maniacally at random times. I know I do!
Has anyone else come back to the old cooking simulator games after watching his VR version that he's just uploaded? Got to love Daz trying to cook 😂
YES!!!
yup
Yes
*Daz* : " I don't need to do anything extra"
*Also Daz* : _is wearing a chefs hat_
Daz: "I'm a great chef!!!"
The fridge: "I'm about to end this mans whole career"
AH JOJO REFERENCE??!!!!!!!!
daz: I am a great chef
gordon ramsay: Hold my beer
I was just about to comment that
Imagine if his daughter or someone else just walked in on him playing with that outfit on. Daz would really be sitting there like: 👁👄👁
☁️
👁👄👁
Wait did u guys know that daz has a vine tattoo?
@@kristyfofles3787 yepp
👁💋👁
No he be like:🤬 👁👄👁
The thing is, the game has recipes on how to cook things, it’s SUPER funny watching Daz trying to hand make recipes
The opening when he can’t look at himself with the hat on 😂😂😂
Daz: "i'm gonna make a double burger"
Me: *gets popcorn* oh this is gonna be good...
True tho
Nina Worrall Lol 😂 bless him.
Lol that is me
0:01 when you're trying to be serious in class but you turn around and make eye contact with your best friend
comment of the year
BeaniiRii Or someone you like a lot 😂
OMG Yessssssss👌🏻
OKAY THIS MIGHT BE RANDOM, BUT HE LOOKS LIKE THE CHEF THAT HAS TO PANS IN HIS HANDS THATS IN RATATOUILLE!!!!!
Might wanna change the timestamp to 0:01 because 0:00 breaks youtube and doesnt work. 0:01 looks just as good
It’s impossible for Daz to NOT laugh he has too much joy in his soul ❤
"Cut the sh*t, I'm wearing a chefs hat!"
He sounds crazy
"If you leave your oven on in this universe, your fridge doors go on a walk."
Daz's best saying
@@aizawaass Dazs'
Olivia Kowalski fridge*
@@katies3313 place where you keep all the food that needs to be cold*
ᴅᴇᴀɴ ᴍᴀʀsʜᴀʟʟ no that’s a freezer you keep things COOL in the fridge :)
@@katies3313 thats a fridge
me: *trying to hold it together*
Daz: leaving the oven on makes your doors go for a walk in this universe!
me: *dies of laughter*
5:27
Daz :ITS A BLOODY MAGNET
The burger: IM HOLDING ON FOR MY LIFE
So true 😂
Nobody:
Daz: “PUT IT IN! PUT IT IN! PUT IT IN!” 😂
love that XD
put it innnn ahhh
I was thinking the same😂😂😂
That's what she said..
Miss B imagine being his neighbor and hearing him lol 😂 omg
This man is funny he makes my day I laugh every time I watch him
"I'm going to make something simple, a burger"
Me: we all know how that went last time
😂
Yup so true
Shall I have cucumber or tomato....
💥
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lol the blow up
How can you possibly fail at a burger!? *BOOM*
when he gets annoyed he sounds like a mother trying to tell the kids to DROP THE CHIPS
*"WHAT BLEW UP ? !"*
Me: **Remembers the Propane tank that he slammed into the wall** O h G o d.
Meg B you should see my version I just uploaded
AlexDuzGames no
Lord Tachanka what you mean no
@@AlexDuzGames he means advertising in the comments section of someone else's video is pathetic so, no, no one will be going to see your video.
CalmCuke coolio nah I love daz I’m just saying I’m trying to be like him but anyway you’re already wrong when you said no one is gonna watch it because 3 people already went and loved it 😁
"I did it... Not very well but I did it"
Me after socializing
Holy crap almost 300 likes???
Wtf I went over 300 just when typing that
XD 😂😂😂😂😂
Shan B so true it physically hurts
Me after a test😂
Me participating in PE
😂😂saaamee
Daz: "I'm gonna make a simple thing, I'm gonna make a burger."
_Ah shit, here we go again_
3:42 Daz:“ well that’s not fair I can’t put it in!” 😠
Me: aye yo wtf 👁👄👁🤭😂
“My burger is a magnet” killed me ngl
perlls u got to watch out for that random stuff they but in processed burgers now, I guess there a last resort for fridge magnets 🧲 😂😂😂
We need Gordon Ramsay to play this game and see his reaction
OMG yes! 🤣
WHERE'S THE FRIDGE DOOR?
Honestly he should do this on his channel lol
I was thinking that too! YES! lol That would be hilarious.
How about Ramsey watching Wolfgang Puck/Paula Dean playing it?
Daz: calm and is getting the hang of it.
No one:
Not a soul:
Not even the subscribers:
The fridge: BoOm BaM
Mia Mahendran 😂🤣😂🤣
@@BlackWingParanormal thanks you are the only nice comment I have seen you reply to me with! Everyone else is rudely replieing. If that makes sense 😊
Mia Mahendran xx 😘
6:48 WHAT BLEW UP XD
The joker part had me laughing 😂
Same 😂😂😂
Thanos_Is_A_Big_Fat _Grape YOU’RE STILL A-A-ALIVE 😳
Spidey Boy i see youuu
Me too. The lady laughing at him was funny too.
Thanos_Is_A_Big_Fat _Grape *gets big sad*
Me: does homework for once
Daz: posts a video
My attention span:
Me: WHOoOiOoOo
Itz BeezVlogs Yeah Same I mean I should learn for a Clausur and this Pops up 😂😂. Guess what I did
Literally me RIGHT NOW. I should study.....
Same now I'm recovering from my mental breakdown with this
Daz: *wearing a chef outfit*
Me: *prepares the popcorn* here we go again
Weird, I genuinely made popcorn 😂
Shawns beautiful hair nice
Is anyone here form 2024 watching the old videos too?
Me: "I just have to see how this one ends" *clicks and sees Daz*
"This is gonna be a disaster" 😂😂
Army!
Yessssssss sopeeeeeeee 💜💜💜
This is a great comment and it just got better because I’m a bts fan
@@boba_korean_girl5910 they make everything better 😂
@@littlespoonsebastian yessss 💜
6:59 “So if you leave a oven on in this universe your fridge doors go for a walk” *Daz games* *2020-2021*
its 2020 it might happen
Yeh I remember that XD
Gotta love worded lingo man lmao
As im reading this he says it
I feel they'd walk out because of the virus.
Daz: *oh my god I'm actuallly-*
Daz's pan: 😏⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️
Hahahaha why “😏”
Innit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bypassers: walking
Daz: *Wearing his GORGEOUS outfit*
bypassers: New fear unlocked!- "Daz pretty f*cking scary"
(Hears screaming in daz’s house)
“Oh, he’s at cooking simulator again”
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO TO COME 😂😂
desiree hounshell YESSSS
imagine sarah needing the toilet and she just walks in to seeing her dad do this,, 12:46 😂
LOL
Lmao 😅
I happened to stroll by once or twice and just shook my head slowly..
Jimin's Jams if I saw that I would move out 😂
@@TheExplodingCreeper Omg the legend herself...
I wish I could go back and watch this series for the first time again. God, I've never laughed so hard.
Suiiiii
@@jaystanley4828 you say with out a full stop.
Like stranger things
Luca Sowden lol ikr he is such a idiot
@@theladdestlad3498 lol what?
Emile Jackson m
is it just me or i want to see gorden ramsey play his and then he finds out the game dont have any lamb sauce
OMGBTHAT WOULD BE AMAZING HE WOULD PROBABLY QUIT
it’s RAWWWAWaWAWAWAWA
Daz: **Points at oil**
Also daz: *”WhEre’S ThE OiL?”*
Im not the only one that noticed this. YEEEEEEESSSSSSS
"While checking for ingredients."
"Fridge door explodes."
😭😭😂😂😂😂
What do you expect the fridge door to do?
Nutty 0708 I know like do you expect it to just stay shut or open why on earth would it do that
@@finn7877 whoosh
@@chlosnow3366 annnd whoosh
Daz: WHERES THE LAMB BREST
Ramsey: WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE
I see no difference 😌
shut the fuck up
@@nicstaines1 your not welcomed here, gtfo
@@juls3653 I do
he said where's the duck breast- not the lamb breast-
I nearly died in all episodes and the thumbs up are how many ppl need part four rlly bad😂😂😂💙💙
Yesss
YESSS
YeSSss
@@Taya-ol7zl r u Assuming Have Friends I
Me too
When he bashed the lemon juice on the fridge door I spat out my drink and I was dying of laughter
From that epic Intro, I just know I’m about to wheeze my lungs out.
I know my chest hurts from laughing
sme
Daz: I’m gonna make a burger
Me: *has flashbacks*
“Nothing can go wrong with a burger”
*explodes*
Never laughed so hard
I laghed harder at first one
@@Brads1980-gm5wc same
BRO IKR
I know right like bro he's so funny😂😂
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