Ok, good point. But, how come we put in 6 blocks in the crafting bench to get 4 stairs out of it? All we're doing it taking a corner out of the block, and someone we come up with less? Actually, with the extra notches, we should have 8 stairs. MINECRAFT HELP MY OCD
"Be logical" *2 realisations:* 1: minecarts are just upside down iron helmets 2: the recipe to make iron/diamond/gold chestplates are just crafting an iron/diamond/gold block without the final ingot.
@@realtimberstalker they're referencing the people on facebook and that, since they keep saying media is a bad place. but when really we learn thousands of things from media a day
Timber Stalker „the media supports socialism“ yeah ok buddy, thats why „progressive tv host“ Chris Matthews thinks there will be „executions in central park“ if bernie sanders wins. Actual quote btw
@@realtimberstalker think that's a bit dumb to think of the entirety of all media being socialist, sure some are but the vast majority aren't. And not everything left leaning is socialist either
@@blackvendaeta7104 yeah but that just makes things faster through still manual clicking. A lot of people have been wanting autocrafting that's entirely AFK, like how potions can be made AFK using hoppers, etc.
Pekka2781h Minecraft: “being logical” Also Minecraft: makes a combat update .-. Also also Minecraft: makes it so you can jump 2000 feet into the air while carrying blocks of gold (very heavy) in ur inventory whole doing 360s and chugging 3 steaks Yup Minecraft, weelllllll done!
@@imshalomng "Well don't mind me, I'm just eating an entire steak while I plummet out of orbit and now I'm gonna save myself with a water bucket when I hit the ground and take absolutely no damage at all and now I'm gonna beat up a tree with my bare hands at the start of the game so that I can get more resources and then, oh, would you look at that? The tree floats!" - Technoblade, 2016
Want to hear a joke?: Tangarineplays: Why do you have protection VI on your diamond sword? Darenisbad74: So that it doesn ' t make my diamond pickaxe pregnant!😂 So funny🤔🤣!!
Those thumbnails with an absolutely bloody large crafting grid with all of the precious blocks/items nonsensically placed just smooshed into one for a stupidly op sword. (Modded lol) ẽ̷̛͌̒͆̐͐̆̑́́̕̕͜͠p̷̯̯̪͙͓̒̓̄̒̇i̸̡̮̘̺͌̏͠c̶̦̖̪͚̦̩̠̺̪̏͊̔̂̾̾̈́̎̐̌̅̚͜ ok
HYPE EDIT: OMFG SOMEONE SAW THIS AND SUGGESTED IT TO TECHNOBLADE! TECHNOBLADE USED THE THING I FOUND! I MAY NOT HAVE GOTTEN ANY CREDIT BUT THE SHEER VALIDATION GRANTED FROM THAT IS ENOUGH! THIS IS JUST DJSUDNBDJC- Mojang: Minecraft recipes are easy and intuitive Fireworks: Firework stars have the requirement of at least one dye and one gunpowder. To change the shape you may add a gold nugget for a star, a feather for burst, any head for a creeper face, or a fire charge for a large ball. Additionally, glowstone dust may be added to produce a twinkle effect, and a diamond may be added for a trail effect. The two may also be added together for both effects. After you craft the star, if you can put it in a crafting grid with another dye to make said star fade to that color. After that fireworks may be crafted without the star, however they will not explode and will just go up into the air and disappear (though this is very useful for elytra, as fireworks with stars do damage). All fireworks must contain at least one gunpowder and 1 paper, however up to 7 stars, and up to 2 additional gunpowder may be added. Adding stars means that all stars added will explode together when the fireworks goes off, and increases the damage done when fired out of a firework crossbow doing up to 18 damage on a direct hit to an unarmored player (6 to a player with full protection 4 netherite minus a chest plate for elytra) if combined with multi-shot (or damage done to yourself if you use them with elytra R.I.P.). And yes, the damage is done aoe so they are amazing for dealing with pigmen. Adding gunpowder will increase the duration the firework will travel before exploding. During this duration, you will actually be unable to land with elytra, however you will be kept at the rocket’s top speed. This makes duration 3 rockets very useful for long distance elytra travel, doing tricks in the air, and it allows you travel straight up for the length of the effect. Edit is for spelling and add some things I forgot btw
i really don't know why people want the cave update so much. there's a lot of more important things they need to improve before caves (examples: update of very old biomes like deserts and mountains, update of very old stuctures like dungeons and desert wells, update to add new biome-special mobs like polar bears and parrots, update to add new redstone components like pulse extenders, randomizers, etc)
“How We Make Minecraft” “A step-by-step guide to ripping us off” I like their humor. Edit: Why did a “joke from video + [subtitle]” comment get so many likes? I guess some people thought I meant Mojang’s overall humor, not specific to this quote? Yeah, yeah let’s just go with that and pretend that was my original intent.
"We don't want you to just scroll through a list to auto craft what you need." Ah, I remember the old Minecraft PE crafting menu... just a long list of items to auto craft what I needed...
They said to be logical about the crafting recipes - and anyway, it's fire resistant (netherite armor), not unbreakable - and it does take longer to break. yes with cactus too.
6 foot long spiders,stackable 1m×1m×1m block that can be stacked up to 32k+,floating chunk of gold block,can heals almost right away after falling from 10m height,save your knees by wearing boots,can destroy 14 stone in 1 sec using eff5 haste 2 diamond pickaxe,the haste effect.i can tell more
me when seeing the table making scene: hmm yes, a Swedish company advertising another Swedish company. BTW, just realize that Mojang is sponsored by a swedes too, damn
@@defriosaka1651 I think Karl Marx used a metaphor about stools (so tables in this scene) and the satisfaction one gets from making it themselves but I could be wrong
@@mistershadow3657 waaa- ahem, sorry but I don't seem to get what you mean xD, here let me try to fix it: "Think of it, 1 door is 2 blocks tall and the crafting recipe is 6 wooden planks so there are 3 doors lol."
Hardest crafting recipe: end rod cause: You need to get to the end and the nether, cook chorus fruit, and even then, most players don't know that it is craftable, so yeah. its hard
@@jamesmacchi2499 You could be right on that, but getting chorus fruit is not easy, you have to kill the ender dragon, get into a end gateway, bridge to an island (if you aren't on one with chorus) get the chorus, and get back, alternatively, you have to bridge 10k blocks, with the draggon being in aggro with you for a while
"be logical"
we wondering how you can stack 64 blocks of snow while you can only stack snowballs to 16
They will be changing that in the future, snowballs in the new combat snapshots are stackable up to 64
yah and diamond tools would probably break after one use IRL!
@@fabripotter202 another potter i am lord voldemort and will destroy u
Ouch.
@@cloudgamer3681 why.. do you not have anything better to do?
Mojang: "Be Logical"
Proceeds to craft a fishing rod backwards
Lmao
lol
but true
@@Luka_9272 Lmao indeed.
I actually felt kinda triggered
Twice, too
"Be logical"
Uses 6 planks to craft three doors
*rotates the recipe*
Uses 6 planks to craft two trapdoors
They should change it to just 1 door
Makes sense to me
It kinda makes sense though
@Max Wang but 2 trapdoors are the same as 1 door
Ok, good point. But, how come we put in 6 blocks in the crafting bench to get 4 stairs out of it? All we're doing it taking a corner out of the block, and someone we come up with less? Actually, with the extra notches, we should have 8 stairs. MINECRAFT HELP MY OCD
“What do you think the most unintuitive crafting recipe is?”
Me with a button:
Just use a lever
@@boppitybippitybop1829 Depends on the situation. A button is usually better tho
@@lilkxdude5659 yes, u are rigth. But i always using lever to test mah redstone
Seems like you two missed the joke, but fair lol
@@Mirecek-kd5sv Nah I got the joke immediately but I was actually talking to first reply so 👌👌👌
“Step by step guide to ripping us off” I love that part
Yea
Same
same best part
Ton of games did way before this
me too
Minecraft: Snow is snowier
Now: Crafting is craftier
Your mouth is mouthier
@@redcircle280 🤦♂️
@CubeCat you to
I suspect goat wool can be used with boots to make snow shoes to keep you above the snow in the arctic
@@redcircle280 лч
Minecraft: **doesn't add tables**
Also Minecraft: **uses tables in video**
Minecraft has many tables! The crafting table, the fletching table, the cartography table, and the smithing table!
But there are no table tables
yes, there could be a stick in both of the bottom slots to the right and left and then the middle row with 3 wood
get a furniture mod
Lel fence post +pressure plate = table
"Be logical"
*2 realisations:*
1: minecarts are just upside down iron helmets
2: the recipe to make iron/diamond/gold chestplates are just crafting an iron/diamond/gold block without the final ingot.
So we're wearing a minecart on our heads
Your comment deserves more likes
and we wear upside down cauldrons on our legs
and boots are just iron bars without the middle
@@samstrange7958 r/hmmmmmmm
"No offence capitalism"
Minecoin : Hi.
hey black.
@@realtimberstalker they're referencing the people on facebook and that, since they keep saying media is a bad place. but when really we learn thousands of things from media a day
@@Unity_re facebooks moderation is really really strict i dout yuo reaally think facebook harbors the right
Timber Stalker „the media supports socialism“ yeah ok buddy, thats why „progressive tv host“ Chris Matthews thinks there will be „executions in central park“ if bernie sanders wins. Actual quote btw
@@realtimberstalker think that's a bit dumb to think of the entirety of all media being socialist, sure some are but the vast majority aren't. And not everything left leaning is socialist either
When he started doing random crafts it gave me a nostalgia attack
Time stamp
@@Jequetepeq 1:56
@@cloudgamer3681 I've watched it its poorly edited
@@eyepain4717 :0
@@eyepain4717 That's his objective, get views. You shouldn't watch the video
'We don't want players just scrolling through menus'
Me: laughs in bedrock
They're using Bedrock to record this lol
yay just click on the item
I'm pretty sure there's also a crafting book in java, but it works differently then bedrock
@@i_dunno3340 yeah there is
wdc
"can give you purpose in life. hopefully not for the first time"
okay i do NOT appreciate being called out like that
The next episode should be: "How we design biomes in Minecraft"
Yessss
"We don't"
Yes
Good ONE:-)
@@florismmsmit No
"You got all the blocks and tools by yourself"
*Me who enslaves villagers to give me crap*
Ye... about that mojang....
@@silk1440 yeah I get slaves, therefore their work is my property
I'm not the only one?
*legal human trafficking in Minecraft*
Made a frick chamber and kill the trash one
This is just their way of saying "we're not adding autocrafting, stop asking."
Minecraft Bedrock: *coughs*
@@CelestineTheConfused I believe you mean trash.
(I joke but only mostly)
I mean they did add speed crafting with the green book
*laughs in epichoppers*
@@blackvendaeta7104 yeah but that just makes things faster through still manual clicking. A lot of people have been wanting autocrafting that's entirely AFK, like how potions can be made AFK using hoppers, etc.
This is just Mojang telling us that there will never be Autocrafting
Kind of kills the viability of kelp as a fuel source though.
crafting stuff with redstone would be very cool tho
wait don’t we kind of do when you press the green crafting recipe book...
@@kimyuna5466they mean without the book and using redstone and stuff
Guys there is autocrafting go to @Mumbo Jumbo
"We don't want you to just scroll through a list to auto craft what you need."
Recipe book: Am I a joke to you?
Laughs in og
_also _*_laughs in og_*
*also also laughs in og*
*also also also laughs in og*
*also also also also laughs in og*
I love how it says “a step by step guide on how to rip us off”
I love their Humor
Yeah its just incredible lol
Minecraft: "Be logical"
Also Minecraft: Makes a crafting recipe for the chain armor using fire
Pekka2781h
Minecraft: “being logical”
Also Minecraft: makes a combat update .-.
Also also Minecraft: makes it so you can jump 2000 feet into the air while carrying blocks of gold (very heavy) in ur inventory whole doing 360s and chugging 3 steaks
Yup Minecraft, weelllllll done!
Chain armour is weaker than iron armour, and chains are more expensive than iron ingots, so it isn't logical.
Chara Stafilaraki what you’re saying makes no sense
@@charastafilaraki3112 it must be that the crafting recipe give 2 or 3 chains each
@@imshalomng "Well don't mind me, I'm just eating an entire steak while I plummet out of orbit and now I'm gonna save myself with a water bucket when I hit the ground and take absolutely no damage at all and now I'm gonna beat up a tree with my bare hands at the start of the game so that I can get more resources and then, oh, would you look at that? The tree floats!" - Technoblade, 2016
We got Steve's cannon voice when he was on fire. Think about that.
The oor came from Chernobyl
Steve kinda sounded like he does in Element Animation... Rest Well Scott
Imma pretend i didn't hear that
Apart from, of course - "OOF" from a decade ago
and alex
"Be logical"
Then why does 6 full blocks craft 4 stairs which are 3/4 of a block instead of 8?
I know right!
It's logical. It's Minecraft logic.
MY BRAIN
@@cloudgamer3681 bruh stop
CloudGamer36 do I need to explain why you are beginning to sound annoying?
Sorry if I’m being rude :/
“Did my parents want me to be a game dev or a musician? Oh yeah neither!” - Agnes 2020
I loved this comment! But... I broke the Minecraft Speedrun WR in 1.16! Incredible!
t e c h n i c a l l y, she didn't actually say that
Ha
best part
@@maxmaximoff_ yea
Mojang: Be logical!
Modders: We don't do that here...
Want to hear a joke?: Tangarineplays: Why do you have protection VI on your diamond sword? Darenisbad74: So that it doesn ' t make my diamond pickaxe pregnant!😂 So funny🤔🤣!!
@FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation Everybody gangsta until you need to learn computer making for a mod
@@jovan-noble-guy749 ok.
Me: Can we craft chain armor with chain-
Mojang: NO
Those thumbnails with an absolutely bloody large crafting grid with all of the precious blocks/items nonsensically placed just smooshed into one for a stupidly op sword. (Modded lol)
ẽ̷̛͌̒͆̐͐̆̑́́̕̕͜͠p̷̯̯̪͙͓̒̓̄̒̇i̸̡̮̘̺͌̏͠c̶̦̖̪͚̦̩̠̺̪̏͊̔̂̾̾̈́̎̐̌̅̚͜
ok
I love how it has to say “ do not take medical advice from this series”.
I mean it's the law so..
RecRoom?
@@kerrycampbell172 K with and orange background?
Same here😅😅
I'm slightly concerned at the same time...
"Be logical"
Uses 6 planks to craft 4 stairs, which are each 3/4 of a whole block.
Yes
Very smart indeed!
Use 9 iron which came from ore, to make 3 iron blocks, use those to make an anvil which is also less than a block
Buttons, pressure plates, carpets, trapdoors, stairs, chests, lanterns, pumpkin pies, and more too.
It's because some of the material gets wasted while crafting it.
"Be logical"😂😂
“Did my parents want me to be a game developer or a musician? OH YEAH, NEITHER”
U mean OH YEAH NETHER
Fact that you 99,7% chanse you didnt heard: Hoes are actually faster breacking the leaves. No, really, go and check it.
Dobbiez no... I’m pretty sure everyone who keeps up with updates knows that.
My parents thought i was useless. That was, of coarse, until i introduced them to Minecraft. My dad plays on an xbox 1 and my mum plays on an iPad.
@@chopstick9941 yeah me too they called me useless then i showed them minecraft and they call me a failure now.
Minecraft: Wood is one of the most common items in minecraft.
* Spawns in the middle of the desert. *
Awww man
So we back in the mine
@@quate1316 gotta pickaxe swinging from side to side
THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT
You can still get wooden sticks I guess
1:19, there is a circle shaped thing on Alex's head, in an all cube game, BLASPHEMY
**intensly exists**
Don’t worry it’s just super tiny blocks
*ARGH! MY EYES! GET THIS BLASPHEMY AWAY FROM THEM*
HYPE EDIT: OMFG SOMEONE SAW THIS AND SUGGESTED IT TO TECHNOBLADE! TECHNOBLADE USED THE THING I FOUND! I MAY NOT HAVE GOTTEN ANY CREDIT BUT THE SHEER VALIDATION GRANTED FROM THAT IS ENOUGH! THIS IS JUST DJSUDNBDJC-
Mojang: Minecraft recipes are easy and intuitive
Fireworks: Firework stars have the requirement of at least one dye and one gunpowder. To change the shape you may add a gold nugget for a star, a feather for burst, any head for a creeper face, or a fire charge for a large ball. Additionally, glowstone dust may be added to produce a twinkle effect, and a diamond may be added for a trail effect. The two may also be added together for both effects. After you craft the star, if you can put it in a crafting grid with another dye to make said star fade to that color. After that fireworks may be crafted without the star, however they will not explode and will just go up into the air and disappear (though this is very useful for elytra, as fireworks with stars do damage). All fireworks must contain at least one gunpowder and 1 paper, however up to 7 stars, and up to 2 additional gunpowder may be added. Adding stars means that all stars added will explode together when the fireworks goes off, and increases the damage done when fired out of a firework crossbow doing up to 18 damage on a direct hit to an unarmored player (6 to a player with full protection 4 netherite minus a chest plate for elytra) if combined with multi-shot (or damage done to yourself if you use them with elytra R.I.P.). And yes, the damage is done aoe so they are amazing for dealing with pigmen. Adding gunpowder will increase the duration the firework will travel before exploding. During this duration, you will actually be unable to land with elytra, however you will be kept at the rocket’s top speed. This makes duration 3 rockets very useful for long distance elytra travel, doing tricks in the air, and it allows you travel straight up for the length of the effect.
Edit is for spelling and add some things I forgot btw
what's a firework crossbow?
Frick
I didn't know all of that
Lol
How long did it take u to write that
Mojang: be logical
Me: why I can't craft a simple saddle?
It would tear the universe apart
because its treasure item
Because they don’t want saddles to be common. They are supposed to be rare. But since you can fish them you can farm them.
@@CookieCat712 how the hell is a saddle able to fished up
@@CookieCat712 but it doesn't make sense 😒
People: Minecraft can't be relatable, it's a cube game
Minecraft: 'Did my parents want me to be a game designer or a musician? Oh yeah neither!'
Mm... Too real.
@@Cyrribrae yes much too real
4:36 Oh yes Alex, all these diamonds are yours! Now you can mine them with your stone pickaxe.
Nope iron pickaxe is working
*be logical*
Chainmail armor: this is someting I’m not
use chains I think
@@ZeCoolGuy-lk5mg than why it craft with fire that don’t make sence
@@phantomcat1958 It's like that because they don't want you to craft them.
Well... that's no longer a thing now...
I just started house tutorials on Minecraft. Can I get some feedback?
Mojang guy: that way when you're done you can say you placed all those blocks
People who use the fill command:heavy breathing intensifies
People who use WorldEdit: **laughs in wooden axe**
People who have people place for them: also heavy breathing
People who play survival without building mods: ☺️
@@Oddie99000 I don't use WorldEdit for my survival builds but for planning large scale projects in a separate creative world, it's a lot easier.
We: *want a cave update*
Mojang: "Let's make a step-by-step guide to ripping us off!"
Nah we can wait for a cave update. We don't even need it too much. I know caves are boring but that's why mods exists! Lol
Mojang: fine... how bout this... make your own cave update... in your own game.
if we can rip them offf that means we can make our own cave update
We want cave update and they make jurassic dlc
Cave update please
3:57
A
C
A
C
A C A C ACACACAC _ACACACAC_ **boom**
“Be Logical”
3 stone = 6 slabs, seems legit
2 stone = 1 pressure plate. hMm
Hey, I made a video on different countries in Minecraft, you will really like it, please watch
desperation
THE EARTH BURNER no
Yeah, since they are 1pxl high, we should get x32 per craft
Sounds legal man!
Minecon: *create mini jeb and agnes for presenting biomes*
Editor of Minecraft: *i will use this*
+++++
I can milk you
CloudGamer36 ur fake nub
CloudGamer36
shut
*✔️ [̲̅R][̲̅e][̲̅a][̲̅d]🔘 [̲̅M][̲̅y] 🔘[̲̅N][̲̅a][̲̅m][̲̅e]*
"A step by step guide to ripping us off"
Mobile rip off games devs: *Write that down! Write that down!*
Passa lá no meu canal blz kkkkk 😁😁
*_charles the french_*
The first thing i thought of
Português elx gx
Don edite top off
Doem.
The way the half sarcastic dialogue sound is like this series is made specifically for someone. XDDD
“let us know in the comments, and we’ll try not to cry when we read them at 3 am.”
*[sobbing]*
Wrigt
Me when it’s literally 3am
yes because minecraft comment section is a chaos
Steve: A feather pickaxe?
Alex: How did you get that, Steve?
Steve: A secret
+++
CloudGamer36 shut up stop promoting
Woah! Easy. But... I broke the Minecraft Speedrun WR in 1.16! Incredible!
*✔️ [̲̅R][̲̅e][̲̅a][̲̅d]🔘 [̲̅M][̲̅y] 🔘[̲̅N][̲̅a][̲̅m][̲̅e]*
Steve: How do I make a pickaxe
Mojang: It's a secret
Mojang representative : "be logical"
Wooden planks surrounding a pile of conductor rock dust = a block that can play music
*screams in noteblock*
@@1c4ru5dr4w5
_Wood cased jewelry_ = an "instrument"
@@dumbleking5172 or is it just a bunch of powder food colouring inside of a wood block covered in holes
@@zylve2520 still, might just be food colouring inside there
Забавно scp
1:20
*Instructions unclear, ended with 3 rib cages and a pair of twin daughters*
Mojang: does literally anything
Fans: something something cave update
Yeah it's annoying
🤣😂
This isn’t the CaVe UpDaTe GeT BaCk tO WoRk MoJaNg
i really don't know why people want the cave update so much. there's a lot of more important things they need to improve before caves (examples: update of very old biomes like deserts and mountains, update of very old stuctures like dungeons and desert wells, update to add new biome-special mobs like polar bears and parrots, update to add new redstone components like pulse extenders, randomizers, etc)
@@lialhbe9767 or the end dimension.
The least intuitive crafting recipe is either the stick, bread, or ......
*Chainmail armor*
I mean chains are in the game so it’s possible to make a recipe
max margaritis they are more expensive than ingots
F i r e b l o c k
F I R E I T E M
max margaritis it costs more iron than iron armor
“How We Make Minecraft”
“A step-by-step guide to ripping us off”
I like their humor.
Edit: Why did a “joke from video + [subtitle]” comment get so many likes? I guess some people thought I meant Mojang’s overall humor, not specific to this quote? Yeah, yeah let’s just go with that and pretend that was my original intent.
JetInAJar yup, this series is gonna be good
Same
Imagine them asking: "Which humor?"
Btw... I think they want some cheeky views
Haha i wrote the same lol
"filling out a tedious spreadsheet"
minecraft worldedit users have entered the chat
Next Episode: "How we make Minecraft: Trading with the Villagers"
The wandering trader: give me 64 emeralds for this dirt
The random dimwit: *yes, I did kill my friends with the useful trades, why do you ask*
https:th-cam.com/video/9bosE38nJhM/w-d-xo.html
We use Capitalism, and *PAIN*
421st like :)
"Let's say we finally answer fan demand and-
Everyone: "Cave update?!"
-added a keyboard into minecraft!"
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
True
1:46 every Preston 1$ pickAxe to 1,000,000$ pickaxe
They gonna fricking add cave update
U did it , u crazy son of a b**** u did it
Well now we have cave update
"Be logical"
Also Mojang: You have to craft bread. Why not to bake? Nah, just `cause
With just wheat
Where’s the yeast and water
@@NbgBytezYT water vapour is all around us in the air and yeast is around us in the air in magical worlds of Minecraft
"be logical"
The stairs crafting recipe: ;-;
actually the recipe gives you the same amount of stairs as the blocks you put in.
yeah I agree a stair is three-quarters of a block but you need 6 blocks to craft it
@@eyesack6845
4/4 of a block * 6 = 6 blocks
3/4 of a block * 4 = 3 blocks
The amount of wood you get is half the amount you put in.
@@Dan0RG i forgot how many stairs you got from the recipe when i made that comment
Stairs in the recipe: has 3 steps
Stairs you get: has 2 steps
Logical at its finest
Ohhh so like this-
This sparks joy: crafting
This does not spark joy: buying
Yeah, I think you got it lol
EA: _Well that makes no sense. Here's this triple pack for $59.99, the same price you paid for the game._
1 2 4
"Be logical"
When 6 wooden planks crafts 2 trapdoors which are actually almost 1/4 of the original block😕
When 6 planks craft 4 stairs, which are exactly 3/4 of the original block
That's why a stonecutter should cut wood.
OMG ASSASSIN
yet 6 planks also makes 3 doors
@@LegoGoblin yeah, because 1 door is 2 blocks, so 6 blocks=6 blocks
“No offense, capitalism” -Minecraft 2020
Using Commie instead and change the name to OurCraft
Capitalism blyat
COMMUNISEM
Just some plant cells - In case you don’t know, Sweden is a neutral country.
1:45 Expanded Crafting Table mods be like:
Avaritia be like
nobody:
Steve: tries to make yellow porkchop
T-the good ole’ days. Lmao
Can anyone check out the builds on my channel and tell me what you think?
Lmaoo
@@virucraft1292 You've got a good set of building skills.
Lol
“Be logical”
*1 stair is more expensive than one full block*
It was, but not anymore, you just get 6 stairs. Or if its stone, better use the stonecutter to get the perfect amount.
@@BellPepperBrian Sadly, but WHY? This would be very useful. And also, why can't you craft stone pressure plates or buttons? Nobody knows.
@@-sturmfalke- wdym you can craft stone pressure plates and buttons, unless you mean stonecutter...
I get what he meant
Use stone cutter for stuff that isn’t wood lol
“We don’t want you just placing blocks en masse”
brb getting worldedit and worldpainter
0:42 Alex and Steve voice reveal? ngl they do sound kinda fresh doe 😳
I never noticed how funny this channel actually was, I thought it was just Minecraft news
Stop trailing off and stick to the question: *Why didn't you add -Removed Herobrine?*
They did in 1.16.2
This makes me sad I was hoping something special would happen for his 10th anniversary
Didn't you see take back the night? Herobrine is dead. ,._.,
A joke that Notch was 100% removed. The giant, The biggest slime, killer bonnie and etc
I've seen Herobrine many times
I can’t believe I’m living in a Mojang HQ style house I’m so honored
Lol good one
"We don't want you to just scroll through a list to auto craft what you need."
Ah, I remember the old Minecraft PE crafting menu... just a long list of items to auto craft what I needed...
yea im sry to say that's how I still craft... #stuckplayingonmyipad
Mojang: *"A GIGANTIC GARGANTUAN MEGA-HUGE SIZE..."*
mmm yes my english teacher would be proud
"Be logical"
*Crafts the fishing rod SEVERAL TIMES with the string on the left instead of crafting it how it´s supposed to be*
if u craft a rod like that u need mental help
that's the only way i have ever crafted fishing rods,i think i'm fine though
thats really annoying to watch honestly
@@ybajoe9773 you are crazy
It feels very weird especially if you are on mobile.
That is disgusting, why would you craft a fishing rod like that.
What’s so gross?
@@Wharf922 Look at the sticks.
G Iannarone they're not facing the right way
finally, someone else who knows
Yes the other way
Mojang : “Be logical”
Also mojang : “Netherite is the more strongest item, he can survive in lava”
Netherite : break with cactus
They said to be logical about the crafting recipes - and anyway, it's fire resistant (netherite armor), not unbreakable - and it does take longer to break. yes with cactus too.
Ilay WS duh that’s the joke :/
Ilay WS Yes I know, it is just for the joke 😅
@@skiboxing4939 :)
Yeah it dosen't make sense. How can Netherite be lava proof when it can easily be smelted by coal or wood?
“If we have you crafting things in mass, then minecraft will stop feeling like a game”
Me: laughs in recipe book
I want you to craft me a stack of dispensers
Me: *slurps tea in British* Y e s.
It is logic to make a cake with unpelled eggs? no
@@stavros222 wait so we have to remove the shells no wander mine are crunchy
@@DimiDzi lol
Mojang: how to make minecraft
Modders: *You're five years too late*
I love this. It gives off so many hitchhickers guide to the galaxy vibes.
Anyone gonna talk about why they build fishing rods in the other direction
I did Soo damn see that and scrolled through the comments to know that I'm not alone
Me too
That should be a crime.
Oh... now THAT is what I call annoying
It's the right direction they're doing it right
Minecraft: Make 'em pkace every block
Also minecraft: Here take 3 doors
It drives me crazy
The six planks you use technically take up the same space as the three doors made from them.
*place
@@RamenPoweredShitFactory then why don't we just use 2 planks vertically
@@norainends7806 I always just use the extra doors as furnace fuel, and then I make a new building, then craft doors and repeat. Works great
1:17 I love how Alex just ignores the burning Steve and looks at the table like “huh, wonder why that keeps happening” 😂😂😂
No offense, capitalism.
Hands down Best line I came across in a while
OUR table.
This whole video is a pitch for communism
@All in one Tamilan Da i got kombatrolled
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*Player looks at diamond ore*
*Proceeds to take out a stone pickaxe*
"NO, STOP"
*Keemstar Minecraft survival flashback*
"Stone Pickaxe?"
you remember nostagic minecraft
@@G_Fantastic finally kombatrolled bro congrats
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Passa lá no meu canal blz kkkkk 😁😁😁😁😁
What symbols did u use to make them?
"Be logical"
Adding a fiery dust to a magical teleportation pearl makes a eye that can track a long forgotten structure.
Whaat.
6 foot long spiders,stackable 1m×1m×1m block that can be stacked up to 32k+,floating chunk of gold block,can heals almost right away after falling from 10m height,save your knees by wearing boots,can destroy 14 stone in 1 sec using eff5 haste 2 diamond pickaxe,the haste effect.i can tell more
let’s not talk about the shield either
it's a game
i suppose
@A.H. I imagine having to sleep something like 8 hours man
2:19
Was... Was that... Was that Stampy...? 🥺
BFDI?
Instructions unclear: did open heart surgery on myself and it actually was successful
Flawless Victory
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Should I start a band?
me when seeing the table making scene:
hmm yes, a Swedish company advertising another Swedish company.
BTW, just realize that Mojang is sponsored by a swedes too, damn
Defrio Saka I think that scene was also a joke on Marxism but I may have misinterpreted it
@@albert9248 elaborate
@@defriosaka1651 I think Karl Marx used a metaphor about stools (so tables in this scene) and the satisfaction one gets from making it themselves but I could be wrong
@@albert9248 ah, if it's true, then the game should be OurCraft
@@defriosaka1651 1.17 update secret message?!!?!
Is everyone just going to ignore the fact that they crafted the fishing rod the wrong way
Fishing rods are craftable in both directions. This is the same case with axes, hoes, etc...
They have sinned at their own creation. It felt wrong watching them place it backwards
when gods commit crimes
Its not wrong tho, its just-
*Disgusting.*
They know their own sins.
*That was so pathetic, I can’t even bring myself to attack you*
"NaH aLeX wAs In CrEaTiVe MoDe"
- People who don't get the joke
@@JstormZx *n a h A l e x w a s i n c r e a t i v e m o d e*
@@fennyfoxy3435 lol
@@JstormZx lol
Rename yourself to Spider and make your profile picture a Minecraft spider and you get a million upvotes.
Steve: plays keyboard
Creeper: *exists*
Steve: *keyboard playing intensify’s*
*intensifies
Couldn't locate the funny
SROrel Games *disagreement ensues*
Me: Alright, I just need 1 fence.
Minecraft: How about *3* ?
"Three, take it or leave it"
I swear that recipe is a black hole of materials. I always never have enough for like a simple guard rail.
Animal crossing gives you 10 each time and it's so painful when you're missing just one.
@@harryjames5484 Same name
Ye but itll take more materials to make a bunch and im too lazy
1:18 i dont why but this just cracks me everytime
"We're incentivising you to find rarer, more durable materials."
My 8 netherite picks: *break*
Theagu ok
Just use god damn mending for peats sake, it’s not that hard
@@Thigaxs ok
@@Thigaxs me too bro
Theagu ok
"One of Minecraft's most basic recipes, the crafting table."
Buttons: Am I a joke to you?
Wooden plank: *pathetic*
Lame
@@henryjon_104 i can sense you have a low sense of humor
“One of”
And this video is based on crafting, not crafting recipes in particular.
I must tell you that The narrator said *one of the most basic recipes*
Not *the most*
So it’s a lame joke
1:46 Minecraft modders: "Perfection"
Don't remind me XD
PhoenixSC Subscribers: First time?
I am so glad we are getting another series with both this narrator and (clearly superior) Marilla.
"Be logical"
Crafting 1 tiny piece of button out of a 1 block sized wood plank....
You have a better idea on crafting buttons?
@@saken8076 use obsidians?
@@loljay3281 u kiled me lolololol
and also 2 wool blocks make 3 tiny carpets
ya have a better idea on this subject?
"The act of building that table"
not something you can do in MC.
CloudGamer36
shut
Good 'ole pressure plate over a fence
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I mean, the scaffolding looks like a table.
@@grass7137 what
I love how Minecraft’s devs think they’re dumb (even though they’re not) and GTA Onlines devs think they’re smart (even thought they’re not)
Right Dude
Bruh, yeah
5:45 you placed every block
*sad command block noises*
Mojang: Be logical
Also Mojang: What’s that? 99% of houses only use single or double doors? HERE HAVE 3
Its for the back door
Its for cooking food that you got before night time
Ik! XD I use 1 door and the rest take up room in my chests. Or they are a spare when a creeper blows it up
Think of it 1 door is 2 blocks tall so in the crafting recepis are 6 logs so there are 3 doors lol
@@mistershadow3657 waaa- ahem, sorry but I don't seem to get what you mean xD, here let me try to fix it: "Think of it, 1 door is 2 blocks tall and the crafting recipe is 6 wooden planks so there are 3 doors lol."
Hardest crafting recipe: end rod
cause:
You need to get to the end and the nether, cook chorus fruit, and even then, most players don't know that it is craftable, so yeah. its hard
Not harder than the classic beacon
TIL the end rod is craftable
@@jamesmacchi2499 You could be right on that, but getting chorus fruit is not easy, you have to kill the ender dragon, get into a end gateway, bridge to an island (if you aren't on one with chorus) get the chorus, and get back, alternatively, you have to bridge 10k blocks, with the draggon being in aggro with you for a while
@@sidiwvwhi Yes, yes it is
@@sidiwvwhi Happy to share what i know :D
"The art of crafting a crafting system."
This is how they could name it.
0:13 I always like this part
No one:
Mojang: **crafts the fishing rod backwards**
Phinni 72 no
@@creeperawman1431 sikertildith-cam.com/video/4wyR9Gc88Ro/w-d-xo.html
@Phinni 72 nope.
@Phinni 72 nope
@Phinni 72 no
1:20 That's a circle right there.
"Be logical" they say.
lol
That's a cursed image
@@Spartan-jk9tl literally just said this in my head
lol
Minecraft: Makes an example with a table.
Also Minecraft: Hasnt even added a table
They have a crafting TABLE ;)
Omg it's a 1.17 leak
lol imagine if it was a furniture update
so, this video is sponsored by Mr crayfish?
@@TianyuQi I mean, they should be the ones sponsoring Mrcrayfish. He is the one who made the furniture mod.