Stupidest Thing Said About The Rise Of Skywalker
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- Stop blaming the wrong person! The one silly defence for The Rise Of Skywalker.
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Well, there is one defence for The Rise Of Skywalker I keep hearing and sadly, it’s wrong. Should JJ Abrahms or Rian Johnson be held responsible for how the once-loved Star Wars saga ended? I think it’s pretty clear who is to blame for The Rise Of Skywalker failure.
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Can we all just pretend these films never happened?
YEP
Certainly.
Hey it's possible Disney may actually retcon them
I can agree to forget the sequels.
Indeed
The stupidest thing said about this movie is that Rey is a Jedi. She's not a Jedi. She's just someone with force powers.
Well put.
@Excelsior Same way that Boba fett isn't a mandalorian. Jedi is a creed, a way of life. A Jedi is not just someone with force powers. Luke wasn't a Jedi either until episode 6. Watch Luke in episode 5 to see Luke make every mistake a Jedi would not.
Not to mention, the sequels never go into the biggest lesson a Jedi has to learn. The seductive power of the dark side. It's the whole reason the Jedi train. Instead Rey is constantly screaming and wielding her saber first in every confrontation. Watch her stab Kylo in RoS with such anger and tell me I'm wrong. That's not a Jedi. I don't care how much floating you do. A Jedi never wields their saber in offense. They are the last to turn theirs on. Even Vader knew this in Empire.
Watch Vader in Empire, he was in complete control, while he watch luke make every mistake. Not surprising considering Vader was once a Jedi. Well, training to be one. Vader ultimately failed his training. But he understood the training Why do you think the counsel didn't grant him Jedi Master in episode 3?
George spent 6 movies explaining this, yet you act like it's some big secret. Throughout all 3 sequels, i never once felt that Rey could turn to the dark side. It was never brought up as the threat it should be. Yet, she does everything a Jedi is trained not to.
The Screaming she does in every movie is in anger, yet it's never shown how anger leads to the dark side. She's a Jedi as much as a kid in school dissecting a frog is a doctor.
I could keep going, but you should have the idea by now. Plenty of great videos on TH-cam you can watch if you still aren't convinced.
@@PoopaChallupa good point. a big point of the originals was the danger of the allure of the dark side. In the first film, it's mentioned how Darth Vader was seduced by its power. Then it was more explored in Empire with Luke confronting a vision of himself in Vader's armor on Dagobah suggesting what could happen to him. Then in the 3rd film he is tempted to turn ironically for good reasons first to save his doomed friends from the Emperor's trap then his sister from being corrupted. It's then we see him give into his anger and physically defeat Vader until he stops himself at the last moment and rejects the Dark Side. We are supposed to understand he came very close to falling to the Dark Side.
Rey on the other hand never has this temptation thruout the series despite showing signs that she could easily fall to the Dark Side (especially out of hubris). Even the dark side place in Dagobah shows nothing of this sort. Nor is the Emperor interested in turning her to the Dark Side as he was with Vader, Luke, and Kylo. If she killed him like he wanted at first, he'd have possessed her like some Biblical demon whereas if Luke did Luke would have surrendered to the Dark Side. That internal struggle was completely absent in Rey which is yet another reason why her character is so boring and unrelatable.
@Mark Peterson I have seen Sith act more like a Jedi than Rey. Just look at Kylo dodge like 4 swings from Rey after she goes into a hissy fit over the Wayfinder being broken
@@RoninDave I completely agree. The movies built zero tension and the RoS was the worst offender. Not only did they undo Anakin's story arc, they failed to make us believe there was any chance of Rey turning to the dark side. TLJ is a whole other problem. Why continue the Skywalker story(which already concluded) if you're just going to crap on the OG characters and replace them with substandard, undeveloped characters...
They should have done 1 of 2 things, either use Lucas' story for future Skywalker series, or do your own storyline. Disney should have made something completely separate from Skywalker. Instead of cashing in on nostalgia and member berries.
As qui gon said.
the ability to speak does not make you intelligent RYAN
No offense but Rian*
@@williamblazo1871 No offense but J.J.
Upon rewatching TPM I can confirm that, although easy to miss, this was actually in the film.
Lol XD
The sequels are so fucking terrible, even the slightly less shitty prequels have better meme material.
Honestly tho, if I wasn't a hardcore fan, didn't have eyes, couldn't speak English and was a fish from the 1500s, I might like the film.
this comment is as bad as the movie
Die Fähigkeit zu sprechen macht dich noch lange nicht Intelligent - Qui-Gong Jin
@@wontrespond8064 is it "The ability for you to speak does not make you intellegent"
@@anti-dreamstansunited3391 yes my friend
@@wontrespond8064 nice reference
@@wontrespond8064 I mean... It would definitely make someone more intelligent, haha.
I'll never get tired of listening to people shit on the sequel trilogy. ❤
Agreed. The catharsis is all I’ve got when it comes to the awful trilogy at this point.
It’s kinda pathetic I think. Imagine having nothing else to do than to hate on something no one can change. Just accept it and let it go.
@@bananerna2601 Or nothing better to do than troll the comment section of those videos telling people to just accept it. I'm not hating, just pointing out the fact that while you're here with us you could join the rebellion.
@@stever6606 How am I trolling?
@@bananerna2601 🤦♂️
What Film is he talking about? There are only 6 Star Wars Movies...
Wut about the spin-offs? Solo or rogue one?
And no 1,2 and 3 are already horrible.
@@satchelmouth1 1,2 are ok , 3 is great
@@satchelmouth1 3 is a great movie the other two are ok better then these new 3 movies
@@satchelmouth1 stand alone yeah I agree except 3. But with clone wars their really good I still think people needed more context to make them good and honestly clone wars made me much more interested in the story of the republic and the separatists than the whole empire storyline
"Talent without training is nothing" - Luke
Talent
@@wall4215 Sure, i mean this in Rey though. Her Power just doesnt make sense lol
Why the Rey character was nothing
Rey does quite a bit of training, shown in the movies
@@nothankyooo Swinging a saber around, doing some jumps over gorge, and snagging some red string doesnt equal training. It takes years to master and go through.
"If the way of the Jedi were easy there'd be millions of us instead of dozens"
Another annoying thing that people don't seem to talk about: Palpatine zapped himself on purpose in the prequels to make himself look pathetic, so Anakin would feel moved to help him. He did it in the sequels... because he's dumb?
Dumbass zaps himself in all three trilogies. Dude don’t know how to shut off his flow.
@@SumDumGy He didn't want to damage his force prostate by cutting off mid stream.
In the RoS, Palpatine wanted Ray to kill him, so he could posses her body. That's why he didn't stop shooting lightning, he wanted to trick Ray into killing him, and she did. It was all part of the plan.
@@ИванСнежков-з9й well idk but knowing it's a bad ending is actually make me feel better
@@ИванСнежков-з9й So Rey is actually evil at the end? What a twist...???
Never forget, folks: they had 40 years to get this right. 40 years. And this is what was released. That’s the most painful part of all: the missed opportunity.
Ever since disney bought star wars in 2012 they had essentially 7 years to get the movie right
@@Turbulation1 they used all to ruin...
I remember reading Luke's name on the crawl in Force Awakens. I got chills! I was like "HOLY shit luke is really back!!" Aaaaaand then we got Last Jedi.....
they didn't have 40 years. the story was presumed done. nothing left to get right. until -the fire nation- -Disney- Bob Iger came along all high from how he hit the jackpot with marvel's potential. he was right of course but his mistake was the people he put in charge.
SW is ruined forever.
The solution to "The Last Ryan Johnson Film I Ever Watch" would be to skip the opening crawl, and cold open with Luke waking up screaming. Then telling Mara that he had the stupidest dream.
Thatd be awesome
And Grand Admiral Thrawn is the antagonist.
How about an alternate reality someone sees in the world between worlds or something.
Why do I feel like a 9 year old could write a more entertaining movie then these clowns?
Because a kid under 9 wrote axe cop and people like axe cop?
Because you’re right.
I mean a 13 year old (I think 13?) wrote Eregon (not the movie), and that apparently did pretty well for a while. So statistically speaking, you're not too far off.
Because a 9 year-old would actually have a soul unlike these corporate producers
Because a child's imagination and creativity does not bow to corporate demands and expectations.
"Somehow, Germany returned" -The Allies, 1939
"Surprised gasp made by random soldier in the background"
Jar Jar Binks had more of a character arc than Rey. Change my mind
Jar Jar- From being cast out from his people, to helping jedi, to becoming a senator
Rey- Unstoppable, to...yeah you’re right
Jar Jar is a legend.
Jar Jar: Goes from a gungan who was kicked out of his home town to a senator (I think, something like that anyway) who had to make meaningful choices and eventually had a hand in giving over power to palpatine. In other words, actually has an arc and contributes to the plot.
Rey: Starts out as a mary sue with a personality that makes Boss Nass seem like a deep character.
Goes into TLJ as an edgy teen who is actually a fully grown adult who disrespects and literally assaults one of the galaxy's greatest ever heroes.
Ends up in ROS with the personality of a sith, yet is "All of the jedi" and eventually steals Luke's identity and home, after fulfilling palpatine's promise of her killing him, which should have caused her to be possessed by him or whatever bullshit JJ was selling at the time.
I guess it's technically development? In the same way that taking a piece of art and smearing shit over it is "developing" it.
I will never change your mind on this fine point
@@lordporpoise8761
Simply moving a character from one role to another is not character development. What did Jar Jar learn? What did he struggle with? What are his motivations, and what makes him have these motivations? Jar Jar isn't a good character; he's pretty much comparable to Finn except Finn can be less annoying and clown-ish most of the time. The Prequels are just as badly written as the Sequels; they're just bad in different ways.
She's not a Skywalker. Full stop.
She’s a Mary Sue.
R2 deserves to be a Skywalker more he met all of them and was there for over 60 years
@@Urdnot_Wrex_Fan but he got stole by rei.. like bb8 .. she never return back to poe .. and never ask for it .. just because she has a vayeiyei
@@darkmistico rey is the biggest theif
Anakin's lightsaber, bb8, precious screentime, and the Skywalker name
@@DaScorpionSting I got temp banned from a FB Star Wars page for using that term
If you want Hux as a spy who "just wants Kylo Ren to loose", have him working for Palpatine. In that case, if you want to bring Palpatine back, have Hux be the one to do it. And maybe have Hux selectively leak to the resistance because Palpatine wants both the resistance and Kylo's first order gone. It's still not great but it's Citizen Kane compared to what JJ delivered (let's be honest, every movie that isn't Shamalan's Last Airbender movie is) being that it builds on the Kylo/Hux rivalry from TLJ in a logical way. Hux is the non-force user who wants to be emperor (seen when he was pulling his blaster on Kylo), if you want to bring Palpatine back Hux needs to be integral to it. The setup is actually there for it if you want that direction but JJ took the easy way out since he does bad remakes poorly disguised as sequals, and dammit his episode 9 was going to be a bad remake of Return of the Jedi whether it made sense or not.
"just wants Kylo Ren to loose"- Not knowing the difference between 'loose' and 'lose' is SO lame! LOL
@@Ziggy_Moonglow
1, It is entirely possible that OP isn’t a native speaker.
2, You’re really going to make fun of someone for a spelling error? You should get a life
JJ belongs in the same league as Michael Bay. To quote South Park "these are not ideas, these are special effects".
I cried when she said she was a Skywalker.. I genuinely cried. And when we got out of the cinema there was no usual chatter about the cool scenes.. Everyone was silent and went home having experienced something so bad it made my grandma's death two months prior feel better
Jesus Christ dude. It’s a shitty movie. You should be thanking Disney for ruining the franchise if you were that obsessed
I cried also, but because they butchered star wars
@@N0TYALC First,
How TF is the franchise ruined for you just because of the sequels?
All you have to do is pretend that the trilogy was just a bad dream and consume LITERALLY any other Star Wars media. Not that hard.
Also, there is this misconception that Disney is the one responsible for the terrible writing of the sequel trilogy. No, it's the fault of the actual writers of most of those movies: JJ Abrams, Rian Johnson, and Chris Terrio.
And in case you didn't know, Mandalorian, Rogue One, and the animated shows are a thing. That is just evidence that further proves that the actual Disney company is not at fault here.
@@Levi-rc8kh you forgot to mention Kathleen Kennedy
I didn't - because I wasn't paying to support any of that garbage. Your money empowers people like Kathleen Kennedy to continue destroying the brand and dumping on the fan base.
Lets just all agree that JJ is horrible, and this isn't Star Wars.
It’s all a nightmare Luke had and he explains it to his wife Mara Jade who tells him to focus on his family and training their son Ben.
its not canon really since george lucas said this wasnt how the sequels were supposed to turn out so its basically a giant fan fiction
@@getrekskrub Bad fan fiction at that.
K Hathaway I think we can all agree on that
If the leaks from Disney end up being true it looks like that's exactly what everyone is going to do.
Lucas sold star wars to Disney cause he knew they would run into the ground to show how we mistreated him for the prequels. This was all a wild revenge plot to have us crawling back to him
@@adeus_sinister no just the senate we didnt deserve
You're definitely onto something there.
@@adeus_sinister a sith lawd?
he didn't want to take the heat if the sequels blew goat balls. that said , i think his idea of exploring the Wills of the force would have also been received poorly.
in the end what fans wanted to see was luke having rebuilt the jedi now having to face a new threat with said jedi. what we got was a hot mess that killed han , turned leia in to space-mary poppins, and turned luke into a sour old cunt that tried to murder his nephew. as for the new characters they were all over the place and no one gave a shit about them because they had no back story or story arcs to them. in short , we got to watch disney rape every thing we loved about the originals, destroy what meaningfulness the originals had , and in the end ultimately we got to see disney murder another franchise we loved.
LOL
I cant believe i have not even botherd to watch TROS.. I had every toy and grow up with starwars and now im not even excited for it.... Thanks disney
And you missed nothing...
Same.
I only became a fan about two years ago after seeing general grievous and Kenobi one of the coolest thing i’ve ever seen then i saw the sequels, the force awakens was bad but it could turn okay then i saw tit sucking luke killing a kid doing absolutely nothing bad, i was so disappointed
You can be proud of you. Don't give money to those hacks, that's the only thing they understand
Yeah, I'm glad I didn't pay to see that movie. Downloaded and watched. Sucked balls. The only saving grace was the CGI on the 4k TV.
The idea about Luke projecting himself from a Jedi temple while raising Jedi is insane, makes me sad thinking about the direction they took instead
So Leia needs training but Rey does tricks and stuff out of the blue. Ok.
Growing up alone in a hostile planet as an orphan girl should taught anyone more than one trick in order to survive, don't you think?
@@ZXPhazze tricks yes many, maybe, but the force's always been treated like some legendary cult that doesn't even exist so it's unlikely Rey could do any of that stuff.
@@ZXPhazze Then I guess everyone on a dangerous planet should be able to use the force easily, use a lightsaber (something that can fucking kill you if you so much as TAP yourself with it.) with no problems with it at all, hell it looks quite simple.
Survive on a shitty world, become the next savior of the galaxy.
And have a convenient backstory that shoehorns and covers your blank development as a character.
@@ZXPhazze oh yes. I guess Anakin should've been a really powerful Jedi without training then
@@ZXPhazze they didn't show us why did she get there, no training scene, able to beat finn (he had some training cuz hes a soldier), annnd flies a plane better that someone owns it for years
He’s back boys!!!
Yesssssss!
he back
Oh hell Na!
@aligator stuff I meant oh hell na to the fact, that he's back.
To quote RobotHead, "George had ideas" ... "Rian not so much"
Rian deconstructed the whole damn saga out of existence.
I disagree to some extent. I think Rian did have some good ideas, but they were either executed horribly or inappropriate for the middle chapter of the trilogy. The critical analysis of the war between the Jedi and the Sith was actually a really good idea for the sequel trilogy as a whole, and would flow well with how the prequels showed the Jedi being arrogant and flawed. However, apart from a single line delivered from absolutely the wrong character (Kylo) about it being time to move beyond the Jedi and Sith, the idea goes nowhere. It should have been Luke that discovered that truth and made him the one to look for a new path forward, and this should have rolled into the trilogy's themes as a whole. Obviously, the trilogy has no themes or cohesiveness, which is a complete waste.
Also, the ending where the heroes are decimated but triumphant, the bad guys have triumphed militarily but have been thoroughly humiliated and revealed how pathetic they are, and signs of hope with the force "awakening" in new heroes would actually have been a great ending to the trilogy as a whole. As in, the heroes may have lost this battle, but you know that they will win the war. However, having this be done in the middle film means there's no anticipation at all for watching the next film (as this video shows), because the villains have been undercut to the point where they are no longer a credible threat. It's like ending The Empire Strikes back with Vader pooping himself after Luke rejects his offer and Palpatine tripping over his own robes and bonking his head- you no longer care about the heroes defeating these villains.
@@lluewhyn If he'd left a single dangling plot thread that J.J. had evidently left for future writers to run with intact instead of slashing and burning it all down, I might be willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, but since he got everything, it looks way too much like intentional vandalism.
@@TheTurnipKing I don't disagree. That's why I said he had ideas, but some were inappropriate. Having your middle movie attempt to end the trilogy screws the next writer over as you said.
@@lluewhyn I mean, the trailer for TLJ was received with a LOT of fucking hype... Every single Star Wars fan, both old and new, loved that shit.
And then, the movie premiered... and here we are.
I thought 9 was gonna show that Snoke was actually projecting himself when he got killed in 8 in order to test Kylo's loyalty, unfortunately it was stupider than that.
That woulda been WAY better. Personally i was on the side of plagues somehow being the mastermind.
It wasn’t impossible for someone to make episode 9 better. (I am in no way defending JJ or Rian)
The original script for episode 9 “Duel of the Fates” was quite good
@@PrehKnight
Yes, something mediocre or even bad seems to be good in the light of something much worse.
What pissed me off was the reason they fired the dude who was supposed to do ep ix was because Carrie died before they could start production, yet they hired jj and expected him to be able to bring Leia back
Obviously it wasn't perfect, but it was inspired and had several great concepts that built off the story we were given.
I'm a window cleaner and I couldvd made a better 9
”..that film can burn in hell along with Rian.”
*standing ovation ensues*
It’s terrible to wish such a fate on a director, a person just like the rest of us who had a vision others could not cope with, even if some of Rians decisions weren’t the best, he is a Star Wars fan just like us and we shouldn’t be ruining his life.
Yearlonggiant he gets paid to shit on a much better story I don’t think he cares what the fans think of him otherwise he would have made a better story
PHANTOM LINK 03 if you watch the Directors commentary for The Last Jedi Rian actually comes off as a genuine Star Wars fan, and explains each scene in depth. He even understands Luke as a characters.
I highly recommend it, you can find it in the Extras tab on Disney+, if you have it.
I agree with everything you said here. Last jedi was terrible, but rise of Skywalker made everything so much worse
No u
It made the entire saga worse
@@vernusred4757 what?
I appreciate the last Jedi tried something different but it didn’t work despite that I kinda like it
Ewww ur a packer fan skol
Me: Watches TLJ / RoS once.
Also me: Watches video of why they suck 3 years straight
After barely stomaching TLJ the one and only time I watched it, I could not bare to watch RoS. I don't know how anyone is able to sit through it.
It’s funny watching nerds complain 🤷♂️
Me: only watches 3 minutes of this annoying video then stops and just reads comments.
Me also: questioning life choices and should probably go to bed then hit the gym for six months or so.
@@phuctifyno1 yeah you should go gym and get covid
@@phuctifyno1 imagine hating in needs in 2020. Everyone is either a nerd or bored right now.
STAR WARS ST RETITLED
7: THE FORCED AWOKENS
8: THE LAST TIME I'LL WATCH SW DISNEY
9: THE RISE OF PLOTHOLES
I prefere
The Farce Awokens
The Leastest Jedi Ever
The Rinsing Off of the Skywalker
I rename it as the Hate Fiction Trilogy
7. The Fake Awokens
8. The Last Nail in the Coffin of SW
9. The Rape of Skywalker
@@corpsedesecrator2612 the rape of skywalker lmfao
"The last time I'll watch SW Disney"?
What about Mandalorian, the animated shows, and Rogue One?
What I think that you and many people don't realize is that Disney merely has the rights to the property of Star Wars. They aren't responsible for the terrible writing of the sequel trilogy. Rian Johnson and JJ Abrams are to blame for that.
@@Levi-rc8kh Exactly. The quality is night and day. Those seem to be generally overshadowed by this horrendous sequel trilogy when in reality those are some of the greatest entries Star Wars has ever had.
I have deleted the sequels out of my kind of star wars
I think everyone has.
Yep, episodes 1-6 only for me. Haven't watched anything past "The Last Jedi" it was so bad (and I actually enjoyed The Force Awakens and Rogue One upon release).
Im pretty sure we all can agree that the sequels are not canon.
@@AJDOLDCHANNELARCHIVE i loved rogue one, the scenery is amazing but the characters arent that interesting
Loved ep 7 tho
Its not just your kind, its all of ours real fans and not the SJW trendy Reylo drones .
8:01 EXACTLY! They had the audacity to call this “movie” “The Rise of Skywalker”
I'm proud to say that your videos have increased my hatred for the Sequels by an infinite amount. In my books, the sequels are not canon, for they are utter shit.
@George Gershwin Legends never was canon. George Lucas's work is canon.
Im always happy when robot head releases a video especially when its star wars
Me not
9:37 I’m sorry, who's this “Rey Skywalker” that somehow got 56 minutes of screen time in TROS?
You bring up a lot of good points. But honestly, my biggest gripe with ep9 is how useless and over-hyped The Knights of Ren were.
Never thought I’ll hear a yo mama joke in a Star Wars movie
That was just your Interpretation
@@thebavariansidonithano9050 um no, just stop replying
@@anti-dreamstansunited3391 He meant Leia (Ben Solos mother) and not Hux mother. But smart people are rare today.
@@thebavariansidonithano9050 He talked with Hux, Kylo wasn't even on board. And if Rian wanted it to make sence and be not yomama, he would just let him finish the phrase.
TLJ humor makes Jar Jar look classy.
"Who do we get to finish Star Wars?"
"Definitely don't get the guy who created Lost, lol"
"GENIUS!"
Lucky we didn't get a polar bear in the red sand planet, a space force smoke 'monster' plus meaningless numbers plastered all over the place.
How did palpatine survive being thrown down a reactor shaft then the Death Star explosion that killed everyone onboard
My god. Why didn't we think that? It's so obvious now that they say it I immediately thought "of course, how could I be so stupid?" He's a clone, duh
To the greatest TH-camr, Stay amazing!
I miss you
The Disney multimillion-dollar fanfic "canon" is not canon. Simple as.
That's how I roll.... Still reading old EU books and comics as I have for the last 15 years. These stories and characters will always be the "real" Star Wars universe for me. Don't care about the new stuff... I really tried to give it a shot but that's not happening, I only buy Star Wars stories if they're Legends now.
Sol Hamer your live is a fanfic
This Trilogy has fans?
@@theleopard5188 Yes
@@Hugo74390 you have to count sequels as Canon it's official it's like not listening Jedi Council or I use a secret weapon "We don't have to like him but we do have to include him".
R. Johnson: makes flying Leia
J.J. Abrams: Dude, that's cool! Let me try that on Rey.... 0:58
Why did they even bother editing out the wires in that shot, it's such obvious, lazy wire work.
@@Pneumanon I know!. It's like something you can do at home hanging your cousin from the ceiling XD this was one of the first scenes in the movie and I was already disappointed
That is something stupid as well that the sequels brought to Star Wars. Never before could someone float or fly by using the force. If that was possible, anakin wouldn‘t need legs and could just float back to his ship instead of burning on Mustafar 🤦🏻♂️😂😂😂
@@raphaelkaufmann2078 Yep Anakin and Kenobi could've just fought without risking falling into lava.
@@AbyssWatcher745 also qui gon would be living from force healing.
The whole idea of Luke being alive for EP9 and all of his Jedi students coming to join him fight some unknown enemy - was the expectation I had for EP9 before actually seeing the movie.
Nobody: the rise of Skywalker is the best finale.
Everyone: the clone wars season 7 is the best finale
Everyone minus one, I'm never watching that Disney Wars production. Return of the Jedi is the best and only Star Wars finale.
@@mattp6089 you never watched clone wars?
@@mattp6089 you missing out fam. The clone wars was made before Disney took the rights. Clone wars is peak star wars.
@@trialblazer705 I'd say Revenge Of The Sith is the peak, but Clone Wars is still a fuckin masterpiece
@@mattp6089 you are missing a lot my friend
When this new trilogy came out I was between the ages 9-13 I was and still am a causal Star Wars fan, I never had any problems whatsoever with these new movies because I just love Star Wars. But I was younger when TFA, TLJ and TROS came out, I didn’t know anything about cinema and story writing then. Now I’m older (15) and I understand EVERY major error with the new trilogy. It lowkey makes me upset knowing we could have had a insanely better story after what’s said in this video because Robot Head, you make some major points!
(15:00) Definitely, the films should have expanded on their relationship. I would have liked it if they developed a mother daughter bond which cultivated into Leia adopting Rey. Leia entrusts Rey to save her son. Before Leia dies, she gives Rey one final gift, Luke's grappling hook.
My headcanon: Knights of the old republic, prequels, clonewars, originals, Mandalorian.
My headcanon: (just movies and series)
prequels,jedi tempel challenge, clone wars movie, clone wars, forces of destiny, obi wan series,solo,rebels, cassian andor series, rouge one, originals,mandalorian,resistance, sequels, scavengerhunt, nurn, daiel, opressors, star wars 10-12,
LOL Prequels are trash too
K
@@calypso The prequels are my least favourite trilogy but for me nothing in Star Wars is trash!
@@thebavariansidonithano9050 you know what? I saw your previous comment, which you acted like a kid. But you are chill here. I respect your opinion.
God I hate modern day Star Wars, give me the originals. I loved the prequels despite what people said.
Me too. The execution was far from perfect, but the story was great.
The fall of the Republic and Palpatine's rise to power made for a solid backbone for the overall story. Ans the prequels laid worldbuilding foundations begging to be explored further. Most of the flaws were with character motivation, dialogue, and pacing. The result was something very salvageable that was still bursting with potential.
I agree 100%
42billybob Nah the motivation dialogue and pacing were fine
@@emberfist8347 You have to admit, Annakin's dialogue was awful at times, and Padme's motivation for dating Anakin was less than stellar. Outside of that, I really enjoyed them. They should have made Anakin's character less impulsive and whiney early on in his transformation to the dark side, and they wouldnt be nearly as criticized as they are now.
Omg. You included "Muppets in Space Leia" in your clip. I'd successfully repressed that memory into just now.
One of my biggest nitpicks is just how inconsistent this universe is now. The EU was crazy inconsistent to be fair but it wasn't made into films. You could examine any aspect of the movie and it would contradict something in the rest of the cinematic universes (in respect to the general audience).
I don't think the Disney canon is too inconsistent, at least not compared to the EU which suffered from half of it existing before the prequels were done
Much of the EU isn't really as inconsistent as people think. The Old Republic and the Clone Wars Multimedia Project are both pretty self-contained and fairly consistent with the six films. The New Jedi Order/New Republic era has some minor discrepancies at times, but it still made an effort to adhere to the movie canon and is far more consistent than the Disney canon.
Kinda hard to feel bad for JJ when he started out saying, fuck it I’m going to what I want. Sorta defeats their defense if he did his best.
JJ achieved what he wanted to: He made MauLer say "Botched. Snoke. Clones."
TWICE!!
"Joy is overrated..."
Bilbo Skywalker
Remember, JJ ruined Star Trek first.
You right!
I hate what he did to the new Star Wars, but am I the only person who didn't mind the new Star Trek films, they were actually pretty decent movies, apart from the whole bringing Spock back so there was two of them and then Nimoy saying he wouldn't tell the younger one (sorry I can't remember the actor's name) how to save the day, unless it was useful to the plot.
Although him ruining Star Trek is why he was hired.
Star Trek 2009 and 2013 were good. But those arent Star Wars, barely made 500 mill per movie.. JJ is not that good for 1billion USD per movie which is Star Wars.
The thing about JJ’s Star aTrek films is they were not Star Trek films. They were generic action films stuck onto the ST universe. They had none of the characteristics of a good ST film.
Me simply trying to finish my work before 1:30 pm and then seeing this video gosh dang it
The emperor's return was actually part of the legends series of stories in which it explains that the Emperor has been cloning himself for thousands of years in order to beat death, he uses the force along with some tech to merge his consciousness with the clones. Also the deaths of the original characters actually had more to do with the actors preferance than anything else, Harrison Ford has said many times he though Ham should've died aged ago.
Doesn't make the sequels any better though does it? Stop defending this dog shit 😂
10:07-- Of all the things I disliked about the sequel trilogy, this flashback of Leia beating Luke was like the last straw. Ok, Luke was a coward. Ok, Luke renounces the Jedi. Ok, Luke can't survive force projection. But let's have a 30 year old Leia start training and beat her master...
She never should have been a jedi in the first place. They just wanted a strong woman, as if Leia wasn't already an extremely strong and awesome woman.
You’re not allowed to make women admirable or formidable in realistic ways. It’s not enough to have her be a brave, clever, woman fighting for what she believes in. In 2019, you’re a sexist if every female character isnt easily kicking the ass of legendary male warriors with minimal training.
*Rian Johnson: Haha Trilogy Go Plop*
*"wonderful the mind of a child is"*
Last Jedi was plenty of warning to skip Rise of Skywalker.
I pretend Star Wars: 7,8,9 doesn’t exist.
Rey was lost and died in a sand storm. Luke skywalker is a happy hermit and was never
exposed to Rey ….. the End
I feel like the reason why the sequel trilogy is so shit is the same reason why they didn’t have a plan for the sequel trilogy, Kathleen “the force is female” Kennedy
"he could use the force to influence the midichlorians and create life..."
When the Good Guys were being chased by They Fly Now, I swear to god I heard Yakety Sax played in the background.
Just realised that when Snoke was cut in half, that the light sabre doesn't change length,
These movies come across as poor soap-operas.
Palpatine (opens door): Hi Everyone!!!
Everyone (gasps): Palpatine! We thought you were dead!
Palpatine: I was!
(Cue theme music)
I’m irritated a lot of people got paid a lot of money and this was the best they could do.
I have read 70+ Star Wars books, there was so much great lore and source material to make like 20 films. But rather then pay the authors they basically rebooted the original with none of substance and no sense. watching Robot Head videos gets me even angrier but they do good I can't resist. Great work!
"Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Just Rey like Madonna the Hutt or space Sting.'
I named the basket on my desktop "The rise of Skywalker"
Haven't watched a single Star Wars film since "The Last Jedi", it's an impressive feat to do that to a life long Star Wars fanatic since the age of 4.
So you haven’t seen Rogue One?
@@duolightningproductionstud1435 Rogue One came out before The Last Jedi, saw it and thought it was pretty good.
AJD OLD CHANNEL ARCHIVE I was coming back to this comment to correct myself but anyway good
I've seen Solo and the rise of Skywalker out of morbid curiosity but I didn't pay to see them because after TLJ I decided I wasn't go to pay to see crapy movies anymore if I could help it.
Yes. It is impressive. Such a feat takes skill, experience, and dedication. It is not an accident. You and I have been DELIBERATELY ROBBED and POISONED. It is criminal.
Disney should be ashamed 😪
Anakin's mom: *Hey anni, are you done building your droid*
Anakin: *yea lemme just make sure it can't translate ancient sith dialect in accordance to republic law*
So Shmi Skywalker?
@@uzifx yes
I mean he can translate because otherwise he couldn’t recognize it as a language
I think Rise is bad but that always seemed like something added by Jimmy Schmidt after he first hand experienced a Sith take over the galaxy.
yes because 3PO was NEVER owned by.. i dont know.. 2 seperate Republic Senators, as well as someone at least decently high up in the new republic at one point(leia)? had his memorie wiped(which may very well also include a software update) or anything else that may explain why he has the regulations and limitations of a republic protocol droid... also he BUILD the Droid, not PROGRAMMED IT, im fairly certain that The Main processor/logic isnt something he build, but something he just found or scrapped from another broken droid that could not be sold or something
Why clone Snoke when a hundred Palpatine clones could rule everything without ships?
But palpatine clones wouldn't get along too well, all being power hungry emperor's and all, like if there was a movie with every evil dictator and tyrant on one side, they would probably all fight each other
Hell, why make the Starkiller base, if all is needed are the planet destroyers of the Final Order?
Wasn't the first order under Palpatine's control all along?
WOW!!!!!
@@DonVigaDeFierro That is just another plot hole introduced by JJ. Every single continuation closed few plot holes of the previous movie and opend up fuck ton of others. It is not even worth debating what would have made sense anymore
the already mass produce clones like in the clone wars .. they can program the clones
Its funny how Ray's character "development" went a full circle: At the beginning of TFA she was on a sand planet, lying to herself about her family, and three movies later, she was on a sand planet, lying to herself about her family....
lol so true
George lucas story.. full circle of fatherhood, brotherhood, and family.. qui gons fatherhood fighting for anakin, obi wans brotherhood to anakin, obi wans fatherhood to luke, anakin being the father he never had (qui gon) protecting luke.. it goes full circle.. a beautiful story. and now.. we have this rian jj circus circle.. smfh
It's like poetry, it rhymes
@@reishakyu3553 The first 6 Star Wars films were an epic masterpiece. The Prequels had their problems, but added to the lore and improved the story overall.
@@davidm4566 yeah I am a prequel fan and I'll admit that the dialogue was cringey at times (especially in attack of the clones) but the prequels seamlessly fitted with the OT. But the sequels didn't in any way
And in Revenge of the sith we received the best lightsaber duel imo
J.J. Abrams: "Cloning is a secret practice by the sith only they can harness"
Kaminoans: *am i a joke to you*
The kaminoans were working for the sith
@@elliottblackburn4331 They were in that instance, but before then they had been cloning themselves and for other private contractors as well. The clone army simply happened to be their most well-known contract that they undertook. And besides, when they were cloning the Fett DNA they didn't have any assistance from the sith other than the downpayment provided by darth plageuis. And they never needed any, because they had been perfecting the process of cloning through generations.
@@elliottblackburn4331 the only hand the sith played with the kaminoan cloning was money, other than that it was all them
The real question you should be asking is how this random guy knows so much about Sith.
Weren't they kind of secretive?
@@schwarzerritter5724 That's exactly what I was thinking! When did this guy start studying star wars lore? Plus the average citizen of the galaxy barely even knew that Palpatine was a sith lord.
"Who are you?"
"Rey."
"Rey who?"
"Rey Skywalker"
Anakin & Luke: "So what's your favorite hand, Rey?"
Lmao
It's Rey "All-The-Jedi" Skywalker
Well, technically the men of Skywalker needs their hands to be cut of. Schmi's and Leia's hand are intake.
"My name is Rey STAR WARS!"
@@Thesyndicate11111 you spelled "HORS" wrong.
i had no involment with this movie
I trust you sheev
I trust the Senate.
@@docmaly2178 he IS the Senate, so you’re good
the senate never lies
@@docmaly2178 not yet
As much as I would have loved 7, 8 and 9 to have been good movies I can honestly say the Disney disaster gave me many more hours of youtube entertainment than the movies ever could have.
my thoughts exactly
You ain’t wrong mate 😂
7 was actually enjoyable to watch but only because it’s a new hope 😂
Yeah lol. I'm so disappointed plinkett didn't bash it like he did prequels, which were not bad in comparison
Episode 7 was good, things went down hill from episode 8
One word reviews for this trilogy:
7: Lazy.
8: Cynical.
9: Bad.
How about:
7. Bad
8. Bad
9. Cinematic cancer
I have a friend who actually enjoyed 95% of the most recent Star Wars trilogy… and then she saw the end of rise of skywalker where they killed Ben Solo for no reason other than drama.
My friend will now never watch the main movies of Star Wars again because the end of the whole trilogy is a broken heart.
7. Bad
8. Awful
9. Cinematic Excrement
7:Ok
8:Shit
9:Half acceptable,Half Shit
Just my view
7 - Lazy
8 - Horrible
9 - Shit
That’s easy “it’s the best Star Wars movie” is the stupidest thing said
It begins at calling this a movie.
Circular logic usually tastes that bad.
the real question is: Which is worse? TLJ or TROS?
But Star Wars theory said it was a good movie.
TimeWarpDrive 77 TLJ because it messed up the story to a point where TROS was left to rely on fan service.
"Im all the sith." "Im all the jedi." Such a stupid line. And apparently all rey needs are 2 lightsabers to be able to deflect the force lightning. Smh
Now remember young Jedi's. If you're trying to defeat the most powerful force user ever, don't use one lightsaber. That's stupid. Use two. It's much more effective and apparently means anyone can defeat an all powerful force user with just two lightsabers.
And a cheesy comeback line. You can't forget that one.
Didn't even complete her training. Made her OP for no reason.
@@Wolta pretty sure rey never trained at all
Don’t forget how it’s a outright ripoff of Avengers Endgames “I am... inevitable” and “And I am Iron Man” line.
Imagine being a engineer developing a highly advanced planet killing star destroyer that cant even go up lol
😂😂😂😂😂☠️ damn bruh
Because Kathleen Kennedy is afraid of things which become erect or otherwise defy gravity. Scared little lezzie.
An*
@@kamrankhan-sb9yt 😑
the goldsmith overlord basic english🤷🏽♂️
Star Wars *had* a really rich history, before the dark times... before Disney.
That’s honestly what pissed me off the most. Of all the possibilities just remake the old movies just with less interesting characters
@@sirprize275 Right?? I mean, I understand why they got rid of the original Expanded Universe, but the least they could have done was keep the character growth and optimism from that canon.
That's the thing that's disappointing and depressing about the sequels: our old heroes are just inept and incompetent losers who are just the most miserable, broken down people.
It makes sense if they were fighting a losing battle for years leading up to The Force Awakens but that doesn't seem to be the case the way the narrative is presented in the opening crawl.
Sorry but the prequels were s**t, no, it wasn't all sunshine and roses back then, how do you think we got Disney? Crazy Georgie had to sell it because he ruined it first with the crappy prequels and the stupidity in those films, Disney just gave the final stab to a franchise that can't be faithful to the originals untouched by crazy georgie, release the theatrical versions of Star Wars untouched and in 4K quality and you'll see this franchise alive and kicking again, all rest is cow dung. Even the Ewoks movie and the Christmas special are better than the prequels and sequels together, I don't even know who buys star wars blurays anymore? Even the originals as they were massacred by George Lucas in the 90's with the senile special edition...
Little Chestnut uh no one was talking about the prequels so not sure what sparked your little rant. I really like the prequels as flawed as the are; yes I had to grow up a bit to understand and appreciate the politics, if someone had just told “Crazy Georgie” to tone it down a bit with the overly poetic dialogue and special effects I believe the movies could have been amazing. I honestly feel bad that George was pretty much bullied into selling his creations to a soulless company.
This might sound like I'm nitpicking, but it actually bothers me that throughout the sequel trilogy, the word “lightsaber” is only used twice! Disney calls it a “laser sword” or “saber”, which really takes away the mystical qualities of the weapon. Also, referring to a lightsaber as a “saber” significantly reduces how unique and special it is. “Saber” just makes it sound like a lightsaber is no different from any other sword. Just my opinion but for some odd reason this bothers me.
I have a video on that you might enjoy 👍
@@RobotHead I've seen it multiple times! Disney really doesn't understand lightsabers, do they? Also, in the opening scene of TROS, Kylo Ren uses his lightsaber to push a mustafarian, as if the blade is solid and not made of light.
@@matthewcs490 he pushes with the handle part kinda
@Matthew Cs I do like the idea of certain armors and metals being uncuttable to the normal.lightsaber slash..gives some unique fights to these Jedi..who aren't always supposed to be overpowered and win every fight through strength.
lol i literally have the concept art book bc i wanted to see how they made a movie so bad they literally say katheen had alot of interesting questions like "do lightsabers glow in the dark or what is force" thats a direct @@matthewcs490
This is where the fun begins...
-Anakin Skywalker
"Let them pass between us!"
Sadly, this is where it ends... Star Wars is dead!
@@Soulfly415 | Not if we pretend that nothing after ROTJ (except for The Mandalorian) happened.
Thanks
General Shadow when I see a video like this I see the stupidness of the humanity.
This channel is always so quality. If the only the sequels were as good.
Max Gubbins Mandalorian is mediocre and only good in comparison to the sequel trilogy
I enjoyed the sequels as movies besides the last Jedi.....do I agree with the story line no not at all I think it’s shit and it should all be a dream
"so quality"
@@andrews4983 Judged based on pure spectacle and enjoyment, the sequel trilogy is terrible. Even the Marvel movies, while way more competent are terrible compared to what the genre(?) can offer. Go back and watch the Indiana Jones movies, Back to the Future, Empire Strikes Back, Ghostbusters, etc. These are really well crafted entertainment/spectacles. Compare the way they are paced, plotted, acted, dialogue, action, etc. Just made by people who actually knew what they were doing.
Windigo Jones Come one, it's a pulpy b-movie type show. It's fun, but not great or amazing. Don't be foolish.
The sequels are still just Luke having a bad dream, because he is a afraid Palpatine wasn't real dead.
Let's just think of it that way
Hell, Palpatine _did_ clone himself in the comics. Except, he made himself young and strong again, and actually made sense.
@@DraconicDuelist Yeah, somebody told me that a few Weeks back, didn't knew it.
JJ just took nibble at everthing and put it in..
That's why it was so ridiculous. Nobody wants to watch someone's fever dream.
@@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611 exactemundo!
“Don’t be afraid of who you are.” Proceeds to take the Skywalker name.
Get woke, go Snoke
Rey: I’m a no one.
You got that right, you damned Mary Sue, you!
That's the thing that made me scratch my head. The movie doesn't even have a clear moral.
the movie would have been slightly better if she accepted she was a palpatine at the end instead of calling herself a skyealker
In all honesty Skywalker was the ideal name, and I doubt Rey would want the burden of constantly being harassed by others in the galaxy because of her true lineage.
That is the equivalent to a descendant of a dictator calling themselves Rolf Hitler, it will only lead to unnecessary trouble.
In a weird way, i'm glad the sequel trilogy happened as the prequels finally got the recognition they deserved. The prequels were ofcourse flawed, but the overall story arc was incredible and spawned a new generation that loved them just as much as the originals. I doubt a new generation will think fondly of the sequels looking back.
The cuts where they remove the needless alien/droid shenanigans make it so much more watchable. I know C-3P0 and R2 were always kinda the comic relief but it was subtle or at least subdued like the conversation about accidentally thawing the princess' room on Hoth, or 3P0 just being an ass to R2, etc. It was there, but it was quick, over-and-done as soon as it happened. No one was fumbling their own head through a droid factory for 12 minutes of screen time.
Personally I only didn't really like the first movie of the prequels all that much. Or more clearly, young Anakin was kinda annoying to watch. Once they got into the parts where he is older, the politics, etc. it was quite good in my opinion. But I did start with the prequels.
I like the prequels the arent perfect, as you said, but they are cool the visuals are nice and it was by George Lucas (unlike one trilogy I know) and we got some fan favorite characters like general greivous, young obi wan and Anakin
I was born in this generation and I’m happy my parents made me start with tpm
Nah sorry Ep 1-3 were much better than 7-9, but they were still actually pretty lame films, with the exception of Ep3 which was decent, but that itself , was a salvage job at the time. The prequels are average films, not great films, average. People don't want to hear it (below a certain age because they grew up with the prequels) . Really ...the prequels were the beginning of the end for Star Wars. I dont know how old you are but I was 18 when Phantom menace came out, and EP1 and 2 were not considered anything more than crap. EP3 was Lucas' last ditch effort to make the Prequels work, and whist being better than EP1 and 2 by quite some way, it was still riddled with attempts to satisfy the audience.
I remember Lucas before Ep3 sounding exactly like JJ just before the release of Ep9 .I remember everyone hating Ep1 and 2 , almost as much as 8 and 9 are hated now. EP3 was considered a good film but somewhat clumsy , and could have been much much better. Also the prequels have a strange feel, which is not very Star Wars. The original trilogy were special, the Prequel Trilogy were band average and the Sequel trilogy is basically runny shit after eating a dodgy meal.
I mean FFS Vader getting in his costume and the whole "Noooooooooo" crap end of Ep3, which they then went back and dubbed over the end of Return of the Jedi , when Vader chucks the Emperor down the shaft of the Death Star, that crap was added. Shit like that is just fucking terrible and makes Vader into some kind of cartoon character. 7-9 are just so bad people have forgotten how bad Ep1-3 are, I lived through it and remember it clearly, the hype pre, and the disappointment after.
Just because something is fucking terrible, does not mean it makes something Average into something great
What twisted my nipples was leia walkes straight past chewie and hugs rey, like wtf! You hardly know her!!!
the sole unifying theme of all 3 of these abortions is the consistency of shallowly-symbolic pageantry at the expense of well-established history.
@Major Problems lol
@Major Problems On the contrary I think that was more Luke and Han deciding that wasn't a great idea after his reaction to the handcuffs earlier. They don't detail it in the film but I've seen that theory floating around before and it makes perfect sense.
@@ZenMonkeyGod I always through Chewbacca rejects any possessions that don't serve a purpose. That is why he does not seem to own anything but his gun and bandoleer.
and then Leia Sings "Cheewie I Hardly Knew Ya!"
Fans: how did palpatine come back?!?
JJ: tHe FoRcE
JJ really did explain how Palps came back with a prequel meme. As much as I love those, you can do better JJ by GIVING AN EXPLANATION
@@hebthealien "Dark science...cloning...secrets only the Sith knew."
@@Del-Dokan that guy (and everyone else in the room) must've slept in his galactic history class
@@Del-Dokan Like JJ did you even watch EPISODE 2 TITLED "ATTACK OF THE CLONES" like even if you hate the prequels, THE CLONE WARS was mentioned in A NEW HOPE there's no excuse
@@hebthealien Ok, not trying to be rude or anything but...what's your point?
My favorite thing about the starwars sequels is when Kylo is about to run over Ray and then his space ship blows up and he *survives*.
Then later in the film you see him driving the same space ship haha
Not only did he survive the space ship blowing up
*The spaceship survive the space ship BLOWING UP*
@Gogani there was certain items only kylos Tie fighter had but I haven't seen the movie in a while so I can't recall what it was tbh
But it was the same one lol
@@epic_donut2.5 yeah it was, I misremembered, sorry
Ridiculous editing?
Cause there’s no way that the First Order could have, maybe, just possibly, rebuilt Kylo’s fighter. Nope, Fist Order can only build one of Kylo’s special fighters
Somehow, Kylo ren's Tie FIghter returned
Looks like [ROBOT HEAD] is back on the menu boys!
Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.
LOTR, nice!
How do orcs know what a menu is?
Gunnar René Øie ...Lol!
@@Composer19691 It's an older joke, but it checks out.
1:55 That’s like saying “Somehow Hitler returned”
" . . . and the Third Reich has nukes. Win the war!"
Robo I feel ya xd
Catzilla The First Order vs The Third Reich, sounds like a movie that could be better than the Rise Of Garbage
AND he`s been building a secret navy with HUNDREDS of nuked equipped battleships, all hidden in a secret sea which you can only get to with a special MAP! So hell, I don`t know how all them engineers who built the ships got there. But yeah, he`s back!
@@VelvetMagician I was mostly wondering, "why does he sound so cheerful? He's just delivered some REALLY bad news."
Also, what was the point of that ridiculous data cable connection to R2? When we see the briefing later on, Po only tells us a couple of things:
1) Palpatine is alive.
2) He's building a fleet on Exogol
3) We don't know where Exogol IS.
4) He going to attack in 16 hours.
That's it. Bollio could have written those four sentences down on a piece of paper, wrapped it around a rock and thrown it down the hatch to Po.
Can we all just agree that the last 3 star wars movies never happenned
No because they are Canon like you them or not they are Canon and it's official.
@@vernusred4757 Which begs the question, how bad, how non-sensical, how universe-breakingly terrible does something have to be in order for it to no longer be canonical? Most people would agree that cinema is the most canonical; topping tv, videogame, book, or other media. However, if a crew of a thousand people make a production that millions and millions of people despise, does it still count as canon? What about Reboots? Which one is the real canon then? Which Total Recall is the actual Total Recall? Is the Star Wars Holiday Special canon? If a single entity / company (like Disney) can make a massive amount of non-film content non-canonical, why can't millions of people make that same decision for themselves, regardless of the media that it exists in? I'm not saying I'm right, but I'm just going to say that it's okay if people make an honest decision with themselves to not recognize these as canonical.
@@vernusred4757 no they are not, and I will fight to the death with any moron that thinks that
@@vernusred4757 the sequels are as good as your grammar
yes
I’ll be honest, the thing that annoyed me the most about all three of these movies:
They kept calling Anakin’s lightsaber Luke’s lightsaber
They sell it in the stores as „Reys Lightsaber“
Who cares how they call it wtf, I mean you already know it was Anakin's lightsaber but now Anakin is dead so it becomes Luke's since, you know, he's the current possessor of it (seems logic to me)
@@Boldard Sorry I offended you.. (not really)
@@lucifernazaedi No offense whatsoever, I'm just saying you shouldn't be so annoyed about a small detail like this, and that there's nothing inherently wrong with naming an item after its current owner.
We call the Millennium Falcon "Han Solo's Millennium Falcon", and not "Lando's Millennium Falcon" even if Lando had this ship before Han Solo. See what I mean?
...when they should have just called it the Skywalker saber... it was a family heirloom. If they weren't so damn eager to kill the Skywalkers off, it could have ended in Ben's hands... and a potential redemption arc for the character. Just bad writing and poor foresight.
The stupidest thing ever to defend the Sequel trilogy
"There was no source material for us to copy from"
Kathleen Kenedy, my friends
Edit: thanks for the likes!
I'll ask a question: what, in your opinion, is the stupidest thing ever said to defend the sequel trilogy? Please don't debate, or if you do, keep it nice and don't be rude and all that. I want all of your opinions here
that's hilarious, considering disney made the EU non canon
@@lapplandkun9273 and that's why I say: it was also, the dumbest thing to do. Because they took stuff from the EU anyway. Remember cloning Jedi? That's in forced unleashed. Remember Palpatine? That's in a comic / novel series. A lot of the Jedi I remember reading the EU were women. but... all this isn't cannon.
@@isleapyhunter7769 Jedi Knight 2 was re released on PS4. Kyle Katarn is canon dammit and no moron at Disney can say otherwise!
The stupidest thing ever is, actually, to defend the prequels.
Touchee.
@@jimslav6973 literally nobody said that, but you do you fam :)
The film is called “The Rise of Skywalker” when the film literally features the entire Skywalker bloodline being erased from existence. Kylo is dead, Luke is dead, Leia is dead, there are no survivors.
"They were fake Skywalkers. Rey is the only possible Skywalker."
~Kathleen Kennedy*
*Probably
Shitty writing might as well call it “The rise of Mary Sue.”
DaScorpionSting the Mary Sue didn’t even rise. She just was on a flat plain the whole time
Dont worry bois. We have rey Skywalker. She was easily the best character in all of star wars
This is a joke
As soon as I saw that title, I knew the movie would be dogshit. So uninspired...
"JJ is the terrible cover band version of a scriptwriter". Nailed it.
I have one small question for people who hate Sequels why are you watching them if you don't like them. Gosh I mean you make yourself look like stupid 9 year old kid's who play Fortnite.
@@vernusred4757 I must say, I don't like the sequels, but what you are saying is correct, there are a lot of people hating on the sequels just for the sake of hating it, but then again, there are also a lot of sequels fan that keeps hating on the Prequels and even the Original, sometimes you jist gotta accept it, that there will always be people who acts like this.
@@vernusred4757 because we are fans of star wars who have seen the franchise get pissed on for quick cash grabs
@@vernusred4757 "why are you watching them if you don't like them." 1) What is wrong with your brain that makes you think we didn't all WANT to like it? 2) Legitimately not liking a film for any reason other than 'I heard it was crap' kinda requires that you.... y'know.... watch it. I'd say both of those were painfully obvious to everyone not you, but I guess acknowledging those simple facts means you don't get to spend another day writing condescendingly-toned, intelligence-free comments on TH-cam.
I doubt he actually writes them. He probably wrote the plot on a napkin and someone else had to finish it
"Buy it today or lose it forever" Strangely prophetic given how the theatrical releases have been hidden away forever.
I remember Disney did this for a lot of their movies when I was younger. Like they would advertise putting a movie in their vault and say "buy it before it's locked up forever!" Imagine they did the same with the ST. People would probably thank them.
@popo129 yep the Disney Vault strategy. It's worse with SW though because every major release (97, 04, 11, 19) has changes. The D+ one (4K) changed the Greedo scene yet AGAIN...and the 2011 has hideous bluish color grading.
@@hbdragon88 Yeah was watching the OT on Disney+ and I was so upset they used the latest changes. Ep 6 with Vader was ruined for me because of that cringe "no" he says in the end.
Fuckem
I still have my copy of the Original Trilogy in THX (not special edition)
@@mpalfadel2008 best version of the Trilogy you can get, hands down. This side of harmy's and the like, at least. But I like this set better honestly.
Picture's fantastic, cleaned up just the right amount; the only visual alteration is that the sabers absolutely fucking pop; and the sound? Unreal. Dial that thx shit up to 1138, it's still crisp and clear.
Great set of tapes, even the packaging is the best I've seen; the half faces and color schemes, goddamn I'm gushing over this shit. I'm so glad I took the "...One Last Time" seriously. Dunno what I'll do when they finally give out, actually. Got a pit in my stomach now
I love how even the cast hated this movie