I changed my hotkey from Q to R because I still pressed the wrong key while moving. Now, I sometimes pressed R instead of F and I threw a meteor in front of my mansion/Katherine/crafting table😂
Today, during windtrace, I saw Zhongli turn into a lamp and I have never laughed harder and longer from the sight of an archon, who can summon meteors and titanic spears, turning into a tiny lamp.
Me: stops for 0.5 secs Zhongli: “May I offer you a nice “Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember” in these trying times?” alternatively: Me when alone: climbing Zhongli: barely makes any noise Me when my parents are in the room: climbing Zhongli: “aUGH” “*panting*”
LMAO ME 2 & I play in Japanese When I use him to climb when I’m alone he just does normal sounds like “Hah,” “hup” But then EVERY SIMGLE TIME I play when my parents r in the room he goes “Ngh-“ “nhah” *pants* 💀💀💀💀
I don't even have Zhongli, I've just gotten to the first Archon Quest in Liyue, but I keep coming back to laugh at this video because I sometimes play with friends who do main Zhongli and your editing is top-notch ahhahaha
As someone who just obtained John Lee, started simping for him, and just raised him to lvl 80, then I can say this vid was meant for me to send to myself
@@RednasYo Well I own a Yanfei I got her in my first ten pulls And she does 1,023 damage despite giving her not-so-good artifacts I know you won't care but I just wanted to brag lol
I'll send this to my lil' sister because she just got Zhongli. Plus, he's her very first 5-star character that she got. I'm very proud and jealous of her :')
#GIM “What shall we- FREEZE” “Osmanthus wine Osmanthus wine Osmanthus wine Osmanthus wine Osmanthus wine Tastes the same as I remember” Its night and “The market is closed and the port has settled. Go get some rest.” “Happy Birthday. This is a dried glaze lily that came into bloom on the day of your birth. Long ago, the people of Liyue would say that this flower blooms bearing the weight of the beautiful memories and prayers of the land. I believe this to have been applied on the day you were born as well.”
I was a zhongli main since 16th December 2020. I was AR 8 and new to the game. I did my first 10 pull and got him. I am very very happy I got him. So this video means a lot to me
the "osmanthus wine" line is so iconic i have memorised it both in english and chinese (my mother tongue). also as a physical dps zhongli main i'm wondering if you'll do that version of zhongli?? i thought zhongli mains used physical dps zhongli but after seeing the comments section...maybe not?????
idk so far I only got flamed for having low hp on him, I just wanted to drop big comets lmao I could deffo try phys damage on him! maybe in a followup video or something- we'll see!
This is hands down one of the best "send this to your friends who..." vids. I thoroughly enjoyed almost every single meme and joke and lack of effort/ full of effort
got him on my 84th pull and i am now bankrupt in primogems and mora :’) also totally agree i’ve lost count of the amount of times he talks about osmanthus wine. i drag him to dragonspine just to hear a different voice line lol
I pulled on the Zhongli banner shortly after I started playing, with no idea at all on how premium banner pulls worked or who Zhongli was. Didn't even start levelling him until a month ago. Turns out, best decision I didn't really make in my entire life.
Me: *It didn’t work on Venti there’s no way it works on Zhongli* **gets Zhongli and Yanfei in a single 10-pull** Me: *MIHOYO WHAT THE F BUT I LOVE YOU*
Zhongli is one of my most loved characters to play with and i was so excited to see your memes series cover him. Thanks for all the memes i probably won't be able to expel from my brain from this moment onwards
As someone who loves Zhongli and Kaeya, the part where it said "What shall we freeze?" made me laugh. I don't have Zhongli yet, but I am hoping to get him and I am gonna save for him. At the moment I main Kaeya.
i got him on my first 10 pull on the character event banner days since i started the game a few weeks ago i am so happy that i can finally send a zhongli main video to myself 😂 great work!!
Stand Master: Zhongli Stand Name: Osmanthus Wine Stand Abilities: -Tastes the same as I remember -Meteor goes brrrrr -ZhoZho's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Shield is Unbreakable
Zhongli havers rule: if hilichurls throw rock at you, you throw at them whole meteorite
its the same with ganyu mains but they just nuke the hilichurls
a singular hilichurl
XD
I changed my hotkey from Q to R because I still pressed the wrong key while moving.
Now, I sometimes pressed R instead of F and I threw a meteor in front of my mansion/Katherine/crafting table😂
Yes. I do this a lot
The amount of times Zhongli nuked his enemies with a meteor is both satisfying and destructive
though is he more destructive than Klee?
@@aperson9561 Klee is by far more destructive, but there isn’t much satisfaction from the explosions
I've been maining him since December and it's still satisfying to hear the crumbling rock sounds from the petrification
I wonder how many meteors are still left in the universe lmao
I put so much energy recharge on him so that I can meteor enemies multiple times in a single minute
Me: :(
Zhongli: Every journey has its final end. Don’t rush.
Me: :)
No online classes for me then.
@@erikamonroy8877don’t rush
@@erikamonroy8877 dont r- sus
*thanks dad, i will rush*
My wife is currently getting murdered.Dont worry tho,i aint rushing
Today, during windtrace, I saw Zhongli turn into a lamp
and I have never laughed harder and longer from the sight of an archon, who can summon meteors and titanic spears, turning into a tiny lamp.
Heyy that was probably me 😂
OMG now it's making me laugh too! I needed that
"I kid you not he turned himself into a lamp. Funniest shit I've ever seen"
I had my Zhongli hide right next to Venti, except we were boxes. Diona caught both of us though.
@@mintness7565 Local cat ends the remaining original archons
"Me going back from toilet"
Zhongli : aSmAnThUs WiNe TaSte SaMe As I rEmEmBeR
LMAO
Wait, it took me a while-
But where are those...who share the memory?
DEAD, THAT'S WHERE THEY ARE, NOW SHUT UP
And I have osmanthus flower at home so I am concerned if he would come at me just to make wine >:0
@@JohnSmith-ex8iw No need to do him like that I-😭✋
Zhongli: *merges with Kaeya*
Me, who simps for both: ah yes, perfection. the ultimate husbando
Omg same :0
SAME
YUP LOL
Me: It's the most cursed thing I've ever seen.
Also me:
i LoVe iT
Z-zhongya??
god being broke while leveling him up and hearing osmanthus wine 1737828 times is way too accurate
Seriously, I think I'm going to have nightmares with osmanthus wine....
@@Blackrosewinha relatable
uuuuh huh
Me who has Zhongli in CN despite me not speaking CN: im fine
@@mariaagrippa3381 i play in jp sometimes and same
lumine: so can you give me some intel about kha-
Zhongli: *osmantus wine tastes the same as i remember, but where are those who share the memory*
important things first is something our man bongli understands
Me who doesn't have Zhongli... *iNteReStIng*
Me who has zhongli but dont know how to build him
same... *pain*
@@spinorator853 haha same idk how to build him either
omg same :"((
You saying “interesting” like that makes me think you watch TwoSet Violin lol
As a Zhongli main, I can confirm the pain I feel when his elemental burst MISSES
As a zhongli simp, *I approve of this video*
@Felicitas 0808 *that too*
why not simp for both
@Felicitas 0808 well true, but I'm indecisive :(
y e s
@@tbfpurflame123 2:43
I never felt so attacked about not having enough mora
the osmanthus wine is killing me-
2 much is no bueno
@@RednasYo indeed
@@RednasYo just curious how much stuff, time and effort have you spent to build so many characters
Also do you “hot potato” artifacts
My brother: Your not gonna get Zhongli-
Me: *gets him in a one roll*
My brother: DID YOU PAY MIHOYO HOW THE F-
LMAO did your brother also comment I saw a very similar comment to this from a different perspective
I don’t think he watches your videos unfortunately after asking him to almost 10 times already lol 😂
LMFAO SAME
I got zhongli on my first roll of the banner
I didn't got zhongli on one pull but i got Mona on one pull
Me: stops for 0.5 secs
Zhongli: “May I offer you a nice “Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember” in these trying times?”
alternatively:
Me when alone: climbing
Zhongli: barely makes any noise
Me when my parents are in the room: climbing
Zhongli: “aUGH” “*panting*”
😂 I’m literally losing my shit oml I haven’t laughed this hard in a bit
He does have a lisa-tier climbing voice tho 😂
LMAO ME 2 & I play in Japanese
When I use him to climb when I’m alone he just does normal sounds like “Hah,” “hup”
But then EVERY SIMGLE TIME I play when my parents r in the room he goes “Ngh-“ “nhah” *pants* 💀💀💀💀
Oh mah gah the climbing one is so true like why does he *grunt and pant* when I’m not alone... people would probably think I watch unholy things
@@Bee_cc mihoyo can see us👀
me, a zhongli main: *aggressively clicks*
THATS SUCH A CUTE PLUSHIE
@@RednasYo YES ITS A REX LAPIS PLUSHIE ITS ADORABLE 😭💕
@@phvnt0msail Ok, I need a name. Where did you get that, it's so cuuuuute 😭😭
“Longli” really got me for some reason
loud = funny
Same
0:37 SAME i got zhongli unexpectedly and man just drained my 3mil mora. he really said "in terms of mora, you will have no mora"
LMAO
I got him unexpectedly as well and was broke for days
hehe
@@zhongli1139 thanks for coming home today. Going to be perpetually broke because I got to lvl you up and the rest of the geo family.
LMFAO 💀💀
I love this man too much. Straight up I can’t NOT have him in my team anymore because I forget that enemies can REALLY hurt me without the shield 😭
thank you so m-
oh u mean zhongli :/
@@RednasYo 💀
0:03 T pose to assert dominance
pillar man theme t pose flexing stats big ego gaming
Your pfp tho
Wth is that pfp
I don't even have Zhongli, I've just gotten to the first Archon Quest in Liyue, but I keep coming back to laugh at this video because I sometimes play with friends who do main Zhongli and your editing is top-notch ahhahaha
*sees zhongli
*my fingers- wanna see some real speed?
*clicks video* *360 pen spin* *types coherent comment*
new record set
@@RednasYo anything for daddy zhongli🤠
uh oh I took it the wrong way for a sec-
@@aprilchen1268 s a m e
@@aprilchen1268 lol same
As someone who just obtained John Lee, started simping for him, and just raised him to lvl 80, then I can say this vid was meant for me to send to myself
this video was made for you
Me: sees Zhongli HP less than 50000
Also me: Man you gotta bump those number up,those are rookie numbers
nice 12 damage bongli ultis tho i wanna deal DENSE damage
@@RednasYo DPS go brrrr
My zhongli's hp is 25k . My artifacts are not lvl'd up . But his shield is still THICC
@@sidousri9319 you can use Zhongli at lvl 1 and his shield is still strong. That's how broken the man is
When you only have 47k HP on Zhongli: (;∀;)b
_he's max level_
Facts:zhongli and venti is the best duo.
Whe you come early just to see a character you dont have
SOBBING INTENSIFIES
IM SORRY who DO you have? I think next is gonna be yanfei based on last poll results
@@RednasYo
Well I own a Yanfei
I got her in my first ten pulls
And she does 1,023 damage despite giving her not-so-good artifacts
I know you won't care but I just wanted to brag lol
@@restyignacio5871 that's cool!:c
@@adoroselatte Thanks!
But why did you put a sad face, is something wrong?
@@restyignacio5871 it's not sad face!it's surprising face 🤣
Zhongli: I will have order.
*Proceeds to fucking nuke everything with a meteor*
Me: Ah yes, Interesting approach, Zhongli
Ah yes... being broke after leveling up Zhongli and his talents...
*THE TRUE ZHONGLI EXPERIENCE*
I can relate to the "no mora" scene, after I got Zhongli, my pockets have suddenly gone empty....
"In terms of Mora, I have no Mora."
I'll send this to my lil' sister because she just got Zhongli. Plus, he's her very first 5-star character that she got.
I'm very proud and jealous of her :')
congrats to her!! hope you get bongli as well! :D
aw that's kinda cute tho :'D
@@RednasYo bongli 👁👄👁
@@RednasYo bonkli
Same but I'm the lil sis zhonglis my very first 5*
Zhongli secretly loves wine,thats another reason why he is broke with venti XD
I've never clicked so fast in my life
the kind of comment that gets me HYPED
Same
I'm a simple human, i see Zhongli, i click
As a zhongli main... I can confirm this is true
I've started hearing Zhongli's osmantgus wine line whenever I'm anxious in public places and it calms me down so much that I like it now
I WILL HAVE MY MCDONALDS ORDER
#GIM
“What shall we- FREEZE”
“Osmanthus wine Osmanthus wine Osmanthus wine Osmanthus wine Osmanthus wine Tastes the same as I remember”
Its night and “The market is closed and the port has settled. Go get some rest.”
“Happy Birthday. This is a dried glaze lily that came into bloom on the day of your birth. Long ago, the people of Liyue would say that this flower blooms bearing the weight of the beautiful memories and prayers of the land. I believe this to have been applied on the day you were born as well.”
I was a zhongli main since 16th December 2020. I was AR 8 and new to the game. I did my first 10 pull and got him. I am very very happy I got him. So this video means a lot to me
hope you enjoy(ed)!!
@@RednasYo Sander I am too shy to talk on discord so I will ask you here. What’s with the pfp of the woman. Is she your wife or your mom?
@@Hebiiiii1 No, that's Lumine-
@@restyignacio5871 Ok so his discord pfp is just a still stock photo. And I meant his discord pfp not his server pfp
LMAO uhhh long story... I'm matching pfp with a friend (ochii on discord) but it's indeed a stock photo
i ran out of mora today for the first time while leveling up zhongli, so the part about roleplaying him to the fullest really hit me 😔
the "osmanthus wine" line is so iconic i have memorised it both in english and chinese (my mother tongue). also as a physical dps zhongli main i'm wondering if you'll do that version of zhongli?? i thought zhongli mains used physical dps zhongli but after seeing the comments section...maybe not?????
idk so far I only got flamed for having low hp on him, I just wanted to drop big comets lmao
I could deffo try phys damage on him! maybe in a followup video or something- we'll see!
Hi, physical dps zhongli main here 💪🏻😂😂
Well, easily put... Meteor don't drop physical damage.
i use phys dps zhongli! very fun, stabstabstab go brrrrr. and support zhongli on the other account haha
*I WILL HAVE ORDER*
*RISE*
*OSMANTHUS WINE TASTE THE SAME AS I REMEMBER, BUT WHERE ARE THOSE WHO SHARE THE MEMORY?*
*HÆGH*
HÆGH best line
pulling for yanfei got him instead. Words cant express how happy im rn :D
Me who wants both but receive just a million of DIOna: *cries*
I was not disappointed by the accuracy in which the amount of times you added him saying "osmanthus wine". Major props, very accurate, lmao
YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL!
THUNDER SPAM DMS!
* freeze *
2:43 "What shall we FREEZE?!"
When the Osmanthus wine part came up my Zhongli started saying it-
*“OsmAnthUs WiNe tA-“*
If I hear him talk about wine one more time, I'm gonna snap
This is hands down one of the best "send this to your friends who..." vids. I thoroughly enjoyed almost every single meme and joke and lack of effort/ full of effort
got him on my 84th pull and i am now bankrupt in primogems and mora :’)
also totally agree i’ve lost count of the amount of times he talks about osmanthus wine. i drag him to dragonspine just to hear a different voice line lol
same!! hahah
I pulled on the Zhongli banner shortly after I started playing, with no idea at all on how premium banner pulls worked or who Zhongli was. Didn't even start levelling him until a month ago.
Turns out, best decision I didn't really make in my entire life.
in terms of mora, we have no mora - yours sincerely, a zhongli main
2:18 I FELT THIS
When you don't have Geo Daddy but this video made my day 😌💅🏼✨
0:00 I have the feeling that Zhongli would be a great Jojo character
I'm so happy there's finally a Zhongli main video. As a Zhongli main I'll watch this with pleasure
hope u enjoy!!
1:02 i havtn watch you in a long time but this is quality editing
2:24 *gasp* his body makes squeaking noises when he’s hit
:D
The “insufficient mora” killed me much more than it should have lmao
Me: *It didn’t work on Venti there’s no way it works on Zhongli*
**gets Zhongli and Yanfei in a single 10-pull**
Me: *MIHOYO WHAT THE F BUT I LOVE YOU*
I am just here reminiscing the early fun days of Genshin
I see why i was sent this,
For I main Zhongli
*I WILL HAVE ORDER*
Zhongli is one of my most loved characters to play with and i was so excited to see your memes series cover him. Thanks for all the memes i probably won't be able to expel from my brain from this moment onwards
2:52 *Me trying to fulfill my responsibilities in 2021*
LMAO
I'm watching your old videos one by one and this one is such a joy to watch. I just love Zhongli XD
You captured the Zhongli main experience perfectly
The Minecraft one made me laugh too hard xD
I cannot get enough of his burst animation lmao. Just love bonking my enemies with a meteor
Yes boink the enemies is super satisfying
As someone who loves Zhongli and Kaeya, the part where it said "What shall we freeze?" made me laugh. I don't have Zhongli yet, but I am hoping to get him and I am gonna save for him. At the moment I main Kaeya.
"Repeat after me. GIVE ME MONEY"
Finally catching up on these. As a Zhong main, I am very proud. Keep it up
heheeeeeey love to hear it hahah hope you enjoy!
TH-cam recommended this to me, which means I’m besties with TH-cam now :D
1:48 PLEASE-
c:
@@RednasYoc:
1:48-1:58 Easily one of my fav clips from this video
Good job on making this btw👍
0:20 why did i actually expect zhongli the kill the chonky lizard thing
the music and buildup did kind of imply it hahah
2:34 made me ugly laugh, thanks :) i needed that
My type of humor summarized
no worries hahah, i personally also ugly laughed when i edited it :X
As both a Zhongli main and a Jojo fan, the intro pleased me greatly.
i am happy to hear it
The fact Zhongli and Speedwagon have the same English VA makes it better
And a persona fan, im also so happy. Thanks OP
what's the intro song?
You know, everyone thinks that Venti is the alcoholic, but Zhongli's obsession with Osmanthus wine should speak for itself...
I RELATE TO THE OSMANTHIS WINE SO MUCH SKSKSKSKSK
i always end up interrupting zhongli unintentionally when he's like "OsMaNtHuS wInE tAsTe ThE sAmE aS i ReMeMbEr"
same hahah
As a zhongli simp, this is epik
i got him on my first 10 pull on the character event banner days since i started the game a few weeks ago i am so happy that i can finally send a zhongli main video to myself 😂 great work!!
very nice!! hope you enjoyed!! :D
the fact that i only main noelle but still watch these videos are-
i dont know the word lmfao 😭💀
eventually you will have a mains video B) + they're not ONLY for the mains!! they're just .exes really
@@RednasYo ah ty ur so kind 😀👍🏻
OMG I just noticed that you're one of my old favourite channels and I used to binge watch your on cracks years ago.
Keep up the great work :D
thanks c:
As a Zhongli main this is SO ACCURATE IT HURTS
Before zhongli: learning how to dodge attacks
After zhongli: HIT ME LOSER HAHA
3:54 Dude. That 20k hit was juicy xD
Besides the “I WILL HAVE ORDER,” he’s honestly pretty good as a physical dps reducing 20% physical AND all elemental res 🤠
1:15 they're basically my whole team, just the two of em
#GIM
Kid: Mom can we get 400000 Primogems for Zhongli
Mom: No we have Zhongli at home.
Zhongli at home:Zhonglin
3:45
I had a feeling Pixy was involved in that
more like it was pixy's IDEA
Pfffft-
The pillar men theme already made me laugh
Hell yeah, Geo daddy is here!
THE MINECRAFT ONE KILLED ME
as a zhongli main, i confirm this video is relatable 👌😎
Stand Master: Zhongli
Stand Name: Osmanthus Wine
Stand Abilities:
-Tastes the same as I remember
-Meteor goes brrrrr
-ZhoZho's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Shield is Unbreakable
his dialogue really gets into my head lolll
Imagine being so broken that mhy personally has to give enemies that can kill him
"what shall we freeze" pls asdafsdasfs
and yeah his oSmANtHUs wiNE is unstoppable but stll, his voice
hello sorry pls no deleto peleto i can make it up
B
Hey
SHIN U HAVE STAR IN NAME I LOVE IT
@@RednasYo o yes B))
The Ultimate life form Zhongli : God of piller men
me sending this to myself be like:
now I have to get a bunch of friends who main zhongli and form a boy band.
as a zhongli main with 40,000 hp, and about 300+ def, *i fear no man*
1:30 YOU CAN DO WHAT NOW