Monty Python - I Like Chinese (Official Lyric Video)

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  • @audinos1840
    @audinos1840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    It’s the little high-pitched voices at the end that always gets me.

    • @turbogg7213
      @turbogg7213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alvin and the Chipmunks.

  • @525Lines
    @525Lines 10 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    It's off topic but the blinking light displays in marquees like in the animation here was originally done with a wooden disk with pins. When the disk rotates, it turns lights on and off as the pins hit wires. It's the technology used in those old Times Square scrolling news displays.

    • @TH-nf1eo
      @TH-nf1eo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You just don't know how happy it makes me to think that someone took the time to sit down and invent that. Just one more little thing that makes life worthwhile.

    • @davelindstrom6005
      @davelindstrom6005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@525Lines - "kewl" is not a word.

    • @FujishimaAkiko
      @FujishimaAkiko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks for sharing that interesting information. One learns something new everyday. ^_^

    • @Johnny-sj9sj
      @Johnny-sj9sj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dave Lindstrom - Oh yes it is! Have you come here for an argument! No? Oh, sorry, abuse is down the corridor first on the left.

    • @tunguskalumberjack9987
      @tunguskalumberjack9987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You, sir, are awesome- for sharing that bit of knowledge. Thank you.

  • @BradGryphonn
    @BradGryphonn ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I am so glad I grew up with Monty Python to watch and listen to. I had a few of their albums. Live at Drury Lane is brilliant.

    • @zephodb
      @zephodb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah... I also have the entire TV series on DVD. XD

  • @GreenTeaViewer
    @GreenTeaViewer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    lyrics aside, this song has such a soothing audio quality to it

    • @mockdr
      @mockdr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      totally!

    • @andyroo_902
      @andyroo_902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lyrics are the best part

    • @zsuzsannacircleedge8416
      @zsuzsannacircleedge8416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@andyroo_902 Good lyrics need good music.

    • @NinjaBartender
      @NinjaBartender 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The lyrics are a compliment and tribute to the Chinese with a little joke about their short stereotype, if anything

  • @edwardbailey6986
    @edwardbailey6986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1455

    I was once at a Chinese restaurant and this song came on, and it played till halfway through before the waiter literally ran to switch it off 😂😂😂

    • @Shadow77999
      @Shadow77999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      lmfaooo

    • @dzwefc
      @dzwefc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nice

    • @zanemurcha2675
      @zanemurcha2675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I thought the waiters aren't rude?

    • @Jabba1625
      @Jabba1625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That's some classic shit right there

    • @PublicSecuritySectionWolf
      @PublicSecuritySectionWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Isn't the turning off of this great song shows that the Chinese waiter was rude?

  • @EnoVarma
    @EnoVarma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    A masterpiece by Eric Idle. Love how at 2:06 the guitarist, I presume, cracks up.

  • @Mxyzptlksac
    @Mxyzptlksac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I sang this for my husband, who’s Chinese. He giggled

    • @mosslimbayter277
      @mosslimbayter277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      My wife is Chinese and my sister married a Chinese guy. We are at the in-law's house now (3 caucasians and 17 Chinese people here, and I just played the song. Everyone loved it and began telling "You know you're Chinese if" jokes. My sister in law is married to a white liberal who is the only one here who finds it racist...

    • @Mxyzptlksac
      @Mxyzptlksac 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alpinoalpini3849 auto correct… you’ll live

    • @liwang1234
      @liwang1234 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I sang this song to my Chinese wife one day too. She laughed. 😂'I am Chinese too.

  • @gizzygibbs
    @gizzygibbs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    My friends nan had this song played at her funeral.

    • @Fummy007
      @Fummy007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Based

    • @paultaylor107
      @paultaylor107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Legend

    • @zakelwe
      @zakelwe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Was her last name Jing by any chance?

    • @cmcgimpsey2
      @cmcgimpsey2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh hey friend ha ha

    • @FrankTheTank7575
      @FrankTheTank7575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your friend's nan was a baller.

  • @davidk3729
    @davidk3729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    900 million when Eric wrote this. 1.4 Billion in the world today. You’d better learn to like them that’s what I say.

    • @athame57
      @athame57 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Multiply! Multiply!

    • @zephodb
      @zephodb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And with the current demographic-crash coming... they may bounce back to 900 million soon. c.c

    • @bobs_toys
      @bobs_toys 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@athame57divide! Divide!

    • @tsartodd
      @tsartodd 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      there are even more Indians than Chinese nowadays. though it's harder to rhyme "Indian" than "Chinese."

    • @jennatracy
      @jennatracy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Frightening truths from 1980.

  • @th5160
    @th5160 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I listened to this once and it's been in my head playing on repeat for 3 days now. Dangerously catchy.

  • @Suitswonderland
    @Suitswonderland 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    reminds me of when I was a kid and my mother gave me the soundtrack and I listened too it all the time

  • @jackwhealen8138
    @jackwhealen8138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Last time I heard this song had to be the late 70's or early 80's. A bunch of us sat out the drive in movies drinking beer and getting stoned when this came on. I laughed my ass off. Such good times. Little did I know that a mere 40 years later all my neighbors would be Chinese. Know what!? They have same problems as everyone else.

  • @DougZbikowski
    @DougZbikowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    And we’ll add this to the list of comedy you couldn’t pull off today 😂

    • @southwestsearch
      @southwestsearch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm surprised that it's not banned like everything else!

    • @Johnny-sj9sj
      @Johnny-sj9sj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I have a half Chinese granddaughter and I sent this to her family. They love it! 🤡🇬🇧

    • @astrotter
      @astrotter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Reasonable people on all regions of the political spectrum enjoy good-natured satire. Very few people want to "ban" or "cancel" anything that's not outright hateful. I wish more people appreciated that, and we could tone down the discourse a bit.

    • @chook1311
      @chook1311 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Johnny-sj9sj u didn’t but admit it

    • @ericgelders
      @ericgelders 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad they made it back then 😀

  • @DeathReapar
    @DeathReapar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Im chinese and i find this video offensively funny xD cant stop laughing

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LOL
      If you are truly Chinese, then I like Chinese too...
      I love when people not are so full of themselves that they can laugh instead of always getting offended...

    • @DeathReapar
      @DeathReapar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GorillaGuerilla I am truly Chinese but also half Irish soo yeah.. This is so fricking funny i cant help it Xd plus i love Monty Python :D

    • @patrickmurray6567
      @patrickmurray6567 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah, a fellow Chirish. Greetings, sir.

    • @DeathReapar
      @DeathReapar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Patrick Murray Hahaha

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now I start liking the Irish too... LOL

  • @MeleeTiger
    @MeleeTiger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I used to listen to this far too much as a child, mind you back then it was on an old cassette tape since stuff like TH-cam wasn't around yet.

  • @Rebuswind
    @Rebuswind ปีที่แล้ว +114

    how in the hell could I never heard this song before? As a Chinese, I love it, 1.5 billion of us now...also comes with xl size...the wo ai zhong guo ren part was so unexplainably funny...I really want to play this for some of my friends without telling them what monty python is...

    • @alianna8806
      @alianna8806 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We must hear the results 😆

    • @mikenicholas9017
      @mikenicholas9017 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's been a while. I hope you survived.😂

    • @seanryan3020
      @seanryan3020 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I once (nervously) played this song to my students in Taiwan. They loved the "Wo ai Zhongguoren" part!

    • @ackerjawaka1966
      @ackerjawaka1966 ปีที่แล้ว

      They only come up to your knees 😂

    • @PipaQinse233
      @PipaQinse233 ปีที่แล้ว

      兄啊,这个15亿真的是最近的数据吗?可否给个出处?

  • @peterdefrankrijker
    @peterdefrankrijker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Eric Idle may just be the greatest comedy genius of our time.

    • @VambeefcoHorzey
      @VambeefcoHorzey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He wasn't even the greatest comedy genius in Python.

    • @111jacare
      @111jacare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, vote 1, General Wanker, Leo. (Paul Hogan)
      Prior to Eric Idle doing the bus thing, Mr. Wanker tried to stop a Ford F150(?) from driving off. Got towed, but watch out for the sudden stop at the end! The clip is 30 seconds, on TH-cam.

    • @malindabful
      @malindabful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!!!!

    • @brianthomas2434
      @brianthomas2434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pity this isn't as well known as "Always Look on The Bright Side of Life. "

    • @peterdefrankrijker
      @peterdefrankrijker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@111jacare I know that clip, I used to love watching PH.
      But still, as good as he is, Monty Python is in a whole other constellation. Comedy before MP was someone on stage doing funny things, and then MP invented the sketch show. They’re the original.

  • @wamosm
    @wamosm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I remember this song from watching "Monty Python's Flying Circus" on channel 11 (Chicago WTTW). I loved Monty Python's flying circus which came on Sunday nights at 10:30 p.m, if I'm not mistaken. That was in the mid to late 70's when I was in high school! Those were great years!!😊 Nowadays, there's nothing but garbage on television!😥

    • @user-uu1vx6fi3z
      @user-uu1vx6fi3z 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I stayed up late every Sunday night, even though it was a school night, to watch Flying circus on PBS.

    • @WinterPhoenixForestKirin
      @WinterPhoenixForestKirin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch anime. That's good. 😃

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      10:00p.m. on local. PBS Ch. 9 in my area...from an OG Monty Python fan.

  • @bigallan7181
    @bigallan7181 7 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    I, a full on Chinese (Taiwanese) I approve of this song!
    I'm dying of laughter, seriously!

    • @martinputt6421
      @martinputt6421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@dzwefc Oh hello mr charm offensive

    • @RonJohn63
      @RonJohn63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I can't decide whether to upvote for the clever song, or downvote for thinking that Maoism is great.

    • @martinputt6421
      @martinputt6421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RonJohn63 He just put that in to rhyme.

    • @ironcrossadmiral9418
      @ironcrossadmiral9418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      TAIWAN NUMBA 1!

    • @zanemurcha2675
      @zanemurcha2675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You don't find this song racist, and politically incorrect?

  • @The_Ballo
    @The_Ballo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Blizzard's new anthem

    • @i_think
      @i_think 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @tuomaskarjalainen7210
      @tuomaskarjalainen7210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    • @markomara3398
      @markomara3398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's very clever

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does that matter?

    • @godzillavkk
      @godzillavkk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LazyEinstein So? International sales bring recognition, recognition brings money, and money keeps games coming.

  • @Fummy007
    @Fummy007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "If Darwin is anything to shout about, the Chinese will surive us beyond any doubt!"

    • @ShamblerDK
      @ShamblerDK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only because the rest of the world is letting it happen. We do like those cheap electronics.

  • @susannestegmann3520
    @susannestegmann3520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When ever we went on Holyday by car - almost to france - we were not that rich, my friend made a holydaycassette for our car - this was one of our favourites. Lost her - but not this song :) Thank you so muchi

  • @LuneyTune72
    @LuneyTune72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    "I like John Cleese"

    • @ausgoldman9442
      @ausgoldman9442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Stephen-Steven-Stephens He must 25 feet tall.

    • @horrorkungfutheatre0
      @horrorkungfutheatre0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Stephen-Steven-Stephens you nasty.. me no like … durtee sex - NO GOOD (lol - had you going, eh, mate?)

    • @horrorkungfutheatre0
      @horrorkungfutheatre0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Nod, nod... wink, wink... give her a go, eh? Give her a go?"

    • @letoubib21
      @letoubib21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who doesn't. . .

    • @shiperobin
      @shiperobin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He comes from a long way overseas
      But he's cute
      And he's cuddly
      And he's ready to please
      All together now!

  • @goOPPA
    @goOPPA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    🎵 我愛白人 我愛白人 🎵 他們只會說英文 🎵 麥當勞的漢堡好吃的很 🎵

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @loqi453
      @loqi453 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ahaha class

    • @lifesoldier
      @lifesoldier 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO

    • @lifesoldier
      @lifesoldier 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @doorgespoelde_pannenkoek thanksyou nice miku cinamoroll avatar

    • @QiaoQiao0548
      @QiaoQiao0548 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      so hilarious😂

  • @Spoogitywoogums
    @Spoogitywoogums 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    No, I didn't need a song stuck in my head, thanks.

    • @guidovoable
      @guidovoable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now you are lost. Because you:
      You like chinese, you like chinese, pretty pretty pretty litttle please.
      I´m sober. I´m sober. Where are the knees.

  • @camerongage1237
    @camerongage1237 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Listening to this at 6 am so it’s gonna be in my head all day.

  • @Paladin5555
    @Paladin5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Imagine this song coming out in this day and age. /cries on inside.

    • @Wolferal
      @Wolferal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can you say,"cancelled" ?

    • @ogrehaslayers605
      @ogrehaslayers605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We could use it

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like Chinese
      I like Chinese
      they eat any animal they please
      and every other year we get a brand new disease

    • @SIXITHS
      @SIXITHS ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tell me, when did you first realise that victimhood was for you?

    • @ralphluhur8751
      @ralphluhur8751 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Wolferalbetter watch out for them law enforcement officers.....

  • @andrewfrancis7272
    @andrewfrancis7272 9 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    "They only come up to your knees.." I wish this was true. Arrived in Beijing and looked around at some of the tall buggers 'round me and said "DAMN! I'm still a short-arsed little bugger, Grrrr!" ;)

    • @shirtymop6463
      @shirtymop6463 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What if you are just really *really* short...

    • @D3w10n
      @D3w10n 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Really? When I was there, I had people taking pictures with me xD
      I am 1,95m tho

    • @zyriuz2
      @zyriuz2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isnt john clease like 1.97cm tall?

    • @guanlong9785
      @guanlong9785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they weren't fed as well back then

    • @kasperpiasecki7925
      @kasperpiasecki7925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In Northern China, as well as in Mongolia for example, people are much taller than in the south of the country (as in Vietnam, Thailand, you name it).

  • @jamesthomas3364
    @jamesthomas3364 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Brilliant & so ahead of time at the time! Who would have known? So under rated love it.

  • @MeleeTiger
    @MeleeTiger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This song, I owned an old cassette tape I listened to whenever I needed a chuckle growing up that had this on it.

  • @georgejordan5611
    @georgejordan5611 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Eric Idle actually has a nice voice on this..went on to be in "The Ruttles"!😄

  • @Iam.JohnCho
    @Iam.JohnCho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    So I hear this was the song Boris played when welcoming Xi Jinping to the UK.

    • @paultaddayphotography7205
      @paultaddayphotography7205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Probably not what he was singing to himself in ICU recently though...

    • @richardcook5919
      @richardcook5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He probably also had the late Duke of Edinburgh on standby for added comedy.

    • @davidk3729
      @davidk3729 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wonder if there was a Winnie the Pooh nearby. (Not allowed in China they say).
      Maggie Thatcher got the French and other EU leaders to pose for official photo on the staircase of some stately home. What they hadn’t noticed was the huge painting of the Battle of Waterloo behind them.

  • @Galileosays
    @Galileosays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "I like Chinese. I like Chinese. They brought a virus by a sneeze, but Alibaba send my stuff overseas."

    • @larryball8444
      @larryball8444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Way too funny!

    • @yolandacamino8188
      @yolandacamino8188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha that's good 😂

    • @yolandacamino8188
      @yolandacamino8188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can tell they wrote this song before the pandemic. Today they wouldn't even dream of singing it.

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I can't remember on which video I said it but I was all
      I like Chinese, I like Chinese,
      They eat any animal they please
      So every single year we get a brand new disease

  • @sullyflynn8746
    @sullyflynn8746 8 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Ni hao ma, ni hao ma, ni hao ma zaijien!!! HAHAHA! When does anyone ever say, "how are you, how are you, how are you GOODBYE!!"?
    A bit abrupt I would think!

    • @arbeeloboto6916
      @arbeeloboto6916 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      A friendly person being pushed from a room while they're trying to greet people

    • @EdLove
      @EdLove 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How many Anglo Saxons know basic Mandarin?

    • @MrLumagu
      @MrLumagu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Three and a half.

    • @christoast8234
      @christoast8234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      out of every 5

    • @extremelyexcellentmovies7257
      @extremelyexcellentmovies7257 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sully Flynn the Beatles had a song called hello goodbye

  • @walletinmypocket
    @walletinmypocket 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    for anyone living in Australia this is where Bing Lee go their theme song from lmaoooo

    • @annafrancan
      @annafrancan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder if Eric Idle ever found out about that

    • @biggussdickuss5184
      @biggussdickuss5184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just realised

    • @roboroos3132
      @roboroos3132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Peter A. Come on how? It’s one of the biggest companies from here

    • @TheArmouredOne
      @TheArmouredOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lego James I think their stores are only in NSW/VIC. As someone in QLD, I only found them via their online store (only seen one irl in Armidale when we last drove down)

    • @cityraildude
      @cityraildude 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Peter A. Bing Lee is an east coast chain of shops that sell electricals. It was founded by some guy called Bing Lee. Since his death, his wife and son have taken over

  • @Johnno9989
    @Johnno9989 9 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I know this is a comedy song, but somehow, I relate to this song. When I was at university, some of the students was Chinese and I got on really well with 'em.
    I think this song has a message; the Chinese are among those who have made a massive contribution to civilization and we should be thankful to them. I ain't just saying that.

    • @alanrowley9540
      @alanrowley9540 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Johnno9989 You weren't at university studying English grammar, were you?

    • @Johnno9989
      @Johnno9989 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No. Why?

    • @TB.....
      @TB..... 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      +Johnno9989 He's one of those grammar police officers that we laugh at on youtube.

    • @Hilol-nx3wf
      @Hilol-nx3wf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I LIKE CHINESE

    • @sharronkelly115
      @sharronkelly115 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @tradie 4theladies we got The Donald in the white house and the Clintons kicked in the gutter😂where they crawled up from! Thanks Chinese for interfering in our elections👍😀👏😂💐💐💐💐💐

  • @Steve-re9md
    @Steve-re9md 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lets all sing along with this one to cheer ourselves up, its almost portentous!

  • @zakelwe
    @zakelwe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    For everyone saying that tiny trees are Japanese they did know that, it is called artistic licence, they all went to Cambridge, Oxford or Hatfield Polytechnic.

    • @TELEVISIBLE
      @TELEVISIBLE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      by Chinese they means all eastern Asian

    • @ericmoss5318
      @ericmoss5318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or maybe they knew that bonsai originated in China, where it is called penjing, or penzai, which is the origin of the word bonsai

  • @MiwAuturu
    @MiwAuturu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Man, I could not imagine this song being written today.

    • @NotDuncan
      @NotDuncan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Of course it could, offensive humor is still used today. Monty Python doesn't care who they mock and they are proud of it.

    • @FujishimaAkiko
      @FujishimaAkiko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NotDuncan Of course, because they don't forget to mock themselves as well.

    • @windyman56
      @windyman56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      cyanide and happiness, filthy frank (RIP), most low-brow standup comedians, etc, shit like this still exists lol

  • @damienmillett5546
    @damienmillett5546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A 14 a 7 a 9 and lychees pissed myself laughing , love you long time !!!!!

  • @JoostRingoot
    @JoostRingoot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    After more than 40 years, the message of this song is still current and true.

    • @gordo3582
      @gordo3582 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And then the pandemic and CCP concentration camps... ;)

    • @TillyOrifice
      @TillyOrifice 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There is no message.

  • @yoyoheads
    @yoyoheads 10 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I'm half Chinese. This is so offensive, I'm dying of laughter. XD

    • @fotakatos
      @fotakatos 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      yoyoheads So, your Chinese half is dying while your other one's laughing?

    • @christoast8234
      @christoast8234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Im half Chinese, I'm half Chinese, my father he is Chinese.....

    • @reddy4play
      @reddy4play 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You being half Chinese is proof that this song is true

    • @misterm7225
      @misterm7225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am not chinese,but I speak a little:
      "I vely like Lice"

    • @cyberpleb2472
      @cyberpleb2472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only the bottom half...right? ;)

  • @SuperKevin57
    @SuperKevin57 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Eric Idle is a genius.😁

    • @pH7screwtube
      @pH7screwtube 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I guess he is poor now...... He seems to be working a lot

  • @JONNYFONG
    @JONNYFONG 9 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    My first girlfriend was Chinese.
    After going on a few dates nervously I blurted out, 'I want a 69.'
    What a night!
    Best King Prawn Cashew I've ever had.

    • @jimmywalker1568
      @jimmywalker1568 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Jonny Fong Heard that one before

    • @JONNYFONG
      @JONNYFONG 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      +Jimmy Walker The thing about Chinese is half an hour after having one you want to eat another....She had a Sister y'know?

    • @jimmywalker1568
      @jimmywalker1568 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did not know

    • @JONNYFONG
      @JONNYFONG 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Jimmy Walker They were twins. I call it a win win situation...

    • @jimmywalker1568
      @jimmywalker1568 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      how low is a chinaman how high is this brother?

  • @CreepingSpleen
    @CreepingSpleen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the tap dancing in the middle. :)

  • @B-S-K
    @B-S-K 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The chinese fiddle is the best !!!!! :-) :-D 2:34 ... so epic !

  • @saxoungrammaticus9132
    @saxoungrammaticus9132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just can't stop listening to this song.

  • @PaulSmith-qo4iz
    @PaulSmith-qo4iz 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I live in China, I don't think it would offend many people. They are pretty damn secure in themselves I think...the country has come a long way since the 1970s....

  • @user-uu1vx6fi3z
    @user-uu1vx6fi3z ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Monty Python, with their special sense of humor are trying to tell us to appreciate the beauty of other cultures instead of hating the difference.

  • @milesli4358
    @milesli4358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    36 years have passed since this song came about, and the Chinese people are no longer stereotypically friendly... but now with 1.4 billion of us in the world today, you'd still better learn to like us! :-D

    • @monsieur8433
      @monsieur8433 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I prefer how to think of it this way
      You don't fuck with me
      And I don't fuck with you

    • @TheSuperMrWolf
      @TheSuperMrWolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vangaurd Sounds pretty liberal

    • @monsieur8433
      @monsieur8433 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pablo Andrés well i am a socialist so it should not be surprising

    • @gaizajoe650
      @gaizajoe650 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      e

    • @steelcrown7130
      @steelcrown7130 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you mean tremble and shake.

  • @Carlsjennifer
    @Carlsjennifer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    MONTY PYTHON IS A CRAZY BRITISH COMEDY THAT HAS ALL KINDS OF CRAZY SONGS AND SKETCHES ❤️

  • @zakelwe
    @zakelwe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I like Chinese flu,
    It's got us in a stew
    You'd better get to like it all I can say, Before it pops you off and ends your day ...
    I like Chinese flu,
    What on earth can I do ?
    Let's sing the chorus ....
    Altogether now ! !

  • @peterk2455
    @peterk2455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Eric Swalwell approves and has this as a ring tone

  • @good0179
    @good0179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I bet you they won't play this song on the radio

    • @Mrsolpjh
      @Mrsolpjh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao I'm literally listening to this right now because I heard it on the radio and was like wtf is this

  • @MrSillenomis
    @MrSillenomis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I like their tiny trees”! Genius 😅

  • @augustgreig9420
    @augustgreig9420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bonsai trees and Zen are both Japanese, not Chinese. I have to believe that this is the point, as Month Python are far too educated to do this by mistake.

    • @matthewhoffman9788
      @matthewhoffman9788 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zen Buddhism is a mixture of Indian Mahayana Buddhism and Taoism. It began in China, spread to Korea and Japan, and became very popular in the West from the mid 20th century. Although Bonsai is a Japanese word, the art of growing these miniature trees originates in China, where it is called "Penjing" or "Penzai".

    • @augustgreig9420
      @augustgreig9420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthewhoffman9788 I'm a Taoist, so I knew that about Zen. Though I'd still call it Japanese as that is where it blossomed into what we recognize it as today. It is far more Japanese than it is Indian or even Chinese. In fact, I'd call it extremely Japanese for how minimalist it is, as well as being extremely repetitive/ritualistic and just having a very Japanese tone overall with it's simplicity which can be baffling to outsiders and newcomers, as well as it's extremely dry sense of humor, but nevertheless a humor that seems to be missing from most religions.
      Edit: Forgot to add, as far as bonsai, I didn't know that. But again, I'd point to the same things about modern bonsai that make it a Japanese institution, such as ritual, minimalism, emphasis on small details, subtlety, etc.

    • @matthewhoffman9788
      @matthewhoffman9788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@augustgreig9420 The fact remains that they both started in China.

  • @paul6925
    @paul6925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is highly inappropriate! … I love it 😂

    • @meyr1992
      @meyr1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      song was made at a time where people could take a joke and there wasnt any “she/her 16yr acab peta emilys” around

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I'm offensive and I find this Chinese.

  • @eiffeltower4008
    @eiffeltower4008 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We used to play this particular song all the time when we were teenagers. This one was my brother's favourite song. 10 years later he married his girlfriend who is of Chinese origin which seemed particularly amusing to us with that in mind :-). However, she is not that small, she comes at least up to his chest (only joking ;-)).

  • @Orion-dg5qc
    @Orion-dg5qc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My grandfather thought Monty Python was a pervert. So whenever my dad put on I like Chinese in the car my grandfather would lose his shit and laugh. He just couldn’t stay mad when he heard this, the other one that made him die of laughter was I like traffic lights. It’s ironic, he was listening to “I like traffic lights” when all traffic lights turned green and caused him to get into a collision with three other cars and one truck. Surprisingly no one was hurt but everyone got out of their vehicles and the radio was still on so I like traffic lights kept playing. Ok I made up the story of him getting into a crash while he was listening to I like traffic lights but let’s be honest it seems plausible. Heck knowing my family this is likely to of happened

    • @Johnny-sj9sj
      @Johnny-sj9sj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Finland! Finland! Finland! It is a place where I would quite like to be its mountains and forest and its TV!
      Let’s hear it you Finophiles!

  • @LynneMacfarlaneHomes
    @LynneMacfarlaneHomes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I finally realized this was from Monty Python/Eric Idle singing… I assumed it was Dr. Demento but I guess it was just in his show.

  • @teasiebrien2619
    @teasiebrien2619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I like Chinese, but I couldn't eat a whole one !!

  • @VisionaryWonderSpace
    @VisionaryWonderSpace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lol Perhaps you need to see our over 1000 years tree if you get a chance, love your voice !

  • @XenosFiles
    @XenosFiles 10 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Population of China has doubled since 1964

    • @rankter5175
      @rankter5175 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      So now they only come to halfway up your calves?

    • @mrtaylor9052
      @mrtaylor9052 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Completely missing the point. 1 child policy has actually slowed Chinese population boom way down and India are the ones over-taking them in population issues. And ... Westerners would like them to respect human rights so they would have 3 billion people since 1964 but they ignored that "colonial" advice.

    • @mrtaylor9052
      @mrtaylor9052 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      :)

    • @Hilol-nx3wf
      @Hilol-nx3wf 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I LIKE CHINESE

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      listen2meokidoki Err... ever heard of Xinjiang?

  • @EltonFir
    @EltonFir 9 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    For some reason i misread it as "I Like Cheese"

    • @WidS1lson
      @WidS1lson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "I like John Cleese"

    • @cinnamonbrandylite
      @cinnamonbrandylite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But Cheese Does Not Like Me

    • @jenwow7373
      @jenwow7373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad I’m not the only one

    • @gemmas-m7207
      @gemmas-m7207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like John cleese

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gemma S-M
      We all do.

  • @aimi9853
    @aimi9853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i was shocked when my dads side of my family (british) started singing this song while my mum,me and my sister (we’re japanese) were there. it was kinda funny but my mum had to walk out the room

    • @MeiinUK
      @MeiinUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then you need to know why the British were happy... Cos they were part of the people who raised HK.. and gave away their own wealths to build the Southern China as well.... I now get why. Cos Mr Robert Ho Tung.. and his family.. if you trace their heritages.. they were Dutch people. As well as some Jewish ancestries too. Later on when the British held the shipping ports.. This is whereby the traders.. The wealthy traders.. were staying in HK to avoid from persecuted in Europe. Some were jewish, some were armeniens. Some British Indians....
      th-cam.com/video/8COoEA_9pO4/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/vbX65Q50sWg/w-d-xo.html
      Mr Tse... posted his family tree online as well. My uncle, well.. my family is also under the TSE name as well... And we're British. I didn't realise the connection.. but now I do.... Am very proud. To be honest. Some.. I mean.. if I was in their shoes... cos.. the British gave away a lot of money to the "chinese".... and that settled their score.. from killing one another... So.. maybe this is a bit of an actual "p!sstake too"... Hehehe...... lol.... FYI. The beginning of HSBC... was created. I think you should know what the British did.

    • @chrisbarrett8377
      @chrisbarrett8377 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would seem odd that you're Japanese yourself and can't tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese like that

    • @aimi9853
      @aimi9853 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisbarrett8377 ofc i can tell the difference it’s just back handed

    • @jamesspencer453
      @jamesspencer453 ปีที่แล้ว

      IMAGINE IF YOU WERE REFERENCING A FAMILY PARTY AT THE LENNON HOUSEHOLD AND JOHN AND JULIAN WERE SINGING THIS AFTER A FEW PINTS!

  • @uyentang4571
    @uyentang4571 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When my coworker showed me this somg, I thought it was completely stupid yet utterly hillarious

  • @Romanicsm
    @Romanicsm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm chinese, interpreted the "little trees" as our women not shaving...which is very true. Abso-fucking-lutely hilarious!

    • @Mechknight73
      @Mechknight73 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wouldn't surprise me if they intended it to be innuendo. Both the obvious one of Bonsai, and maybe about Chinese girls not shaving. Although personally, every Chinese girl I've ever met just isn't that hairy lol

    • @nathanvarda7104
      @nathanvarda7104 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think they meant bonsai trees (which at Japanese anyway).

    • @marvin6002
      @marvin6002 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +814ckd347h Well, you're wrong. The time it was written women in GB didn't want to look like prepubescent schoolgirls. They even still had hair under their armpits, like normal adult human beings.

    • @cuddlemari
      @cuddlemari 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought he was talking about the literal little trees (bonsai, right?), but okay

    • @TerryTheNewsGirl
      @TerryTheNewsGirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's an interesting interpretation. I don't shave either. It's a myth that all Western women do. I don't. Unless I wear a dres, which isn't often.

  • @spipit2123
    @spipit2123 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    _When your sad you _*_really_*_ understand the lyrics_

  • @dizzmancan
    @dizzmancan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Honestly... The lyrics are remarkably prescient!

  • @conradcougar2019
    @conradcougar2019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He left out illegal fishing, killing sharks and shark fin soup and Coronavirus.

    • @diane5140
      @diane5140 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, every country has a few bad things. I'd still choose China over the USA, for example.

  • @chaddavis7905
    @chaddavis7905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    for anyone living in Australia this is where Bing Lee go their theme song from lmaoooo
    Blizzard's new anthem

  • @tbarry4990
    @tbarry4990 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I got the record "Monty Python Sings", with all kinds of hilarious songs on it I, could only listen to parts because I got laughing so hard I was afraid I'd pull my stomach muscles laughing. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ArrowValley
    @ArrowValley ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5,000 social credit score added.

  • @nyxxxx2960
    @nyxxxx2960 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My grandad sent me this when I told him Chinese food gave me food poisoning

  • @Milbrandt
    @Milbrandt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:20 I always thought it was "while I jump around" and never understood why.

    • @jayyu8229
      @jayyu8229 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that confused me, it was supposed to say "I like Chinese" in Mandarin, but the pronunciation leaves much to be desired

    • @RaunienTheFirst
      @RaunienTheFirst หลายเดือนก่อน

      God, that's all I'm going to hear now! 😂

  • @deutschlanddieschone8449
    @deutschlanddieschone8449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I wonder how many people would get pissed off if you played this in public.

    • @piturnah4972
      @piturnah4972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not many

    • @pat1947100
      @pat1947100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ich bin ein Beijinger

    • @Bj-yf3im
      @Bj-yf3im 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Deutschland die Schöne Not me! This is more of a cute displa of appreciation to the Chinese than racism. If you want racism, look no further than public universities' "affirmative action", which keeps hard-working Asians and whites down while putting blacks and Latinos on a pedestal of privilege. Also, during World War II, Winston Churchill frequently displayed his racist tendencies. For example, he did not want to include the Chinese in the UN Security Council, calling the inclusion of them "placing a pigtail (pigtail is a racist term against the Chinese people which stems from the period around and after the Opium Wars. It is parricularly offensive because the pigtail was legally forced upon the Chinese people by the Manchus under pain of death and was symbolically removed with big scissors during the 1911 Revolution) in the Tripod of Power (British Empire, Soviet Union and USA), despite the willingness of the Chinese army to fight with the British in Burma and Southeast Asia while facing a terrible Japanese onslaught from all directions. "Pigtail" is a racist term against the Chinese people which stems from the period around and after the Opium Wars. It refers to the hairstyle forced upon the Chinese people by the Manchus under pain of death during the Qing dynasty and was symbolically removed with big scissors during the 1911 Revolution.

    • @Jabba1625
      @Jabba1625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably only vegans who don't shave their pits and burn their bras, or is that bros? Whoops I mean early twenties something uni types who study feminist modules and go to hipster bars and cafes

    • @franzjoseph7280
      @franzjoseph7280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      there's only one way of finding out 😂

  • @shirleyrowarth3669
    @shirleyrowarth3669 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12.20 am and listening to this 😂

  • @martind349
    @martind349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is an affectionate song. Internationals are in the strange place of having escaped into escapisms. The singer puts what is sordid aside and decides the Chinese will never build nuclear weapons, has a nine with lychees, but anyone with an IQ over 105 knew in sixty-seven China would become like every other large power eventually. The song is a silly salad.

  • @andriealinsangao613
    @andriealinsangao613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For those of you wondering what zaijien means, it means "goodbye" in Mandarin.

  • @Hb1290Logos
    @Hb1290Logos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Australians: "I like bing leeeeeeeee... oh, wait..."

  • @thomasdbrady3696
    @thomasdbrady3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This song is more relevant today than ever. Was Eric a prophet??? Lol

    • @GoAlamo
      @GoAlamo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Comedy is timeless

  • @shirleyyvonnerowarth4473
    @shirleyyvonnerowarth4473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A nine, a seven and covid 19!

  • @cheukwangchow9702
    @cheukwangchow9702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I see... I'm glad my friend sent me a link of this XD

  • @pat1947100
    @pat1947100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was on the bus today. A young lady of apparent east Asian ancestry (I said Oriental once and my son said I was a racist) got on with a baby in a stroller and sat directly across from me. For some reason this song came into my head and I couldn't stop laughing. I think she thought I was demented. Thanks a lot Monty Python.

    • @roberthorwat6747
      @roberthorwat6747 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      pat1947100 This has happened to me. Damn near ruptured myself trying not to laugh.

  • @craigappleton938
    @craigappleton938 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Eric Idle is the musician from the team. He dreams these up.

  • @Hilol-nx3wf
    @Hilol-nx3wf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This song goes out to my Chinese friend.

  • @WildBillCox13
    @WildBillCox13 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another exotic dish from Eric, this one typically bland as tapioca, its principally homogenous surface concealing the cultural taboos lurking like mantis shrimp in its depths.

  • @Tmanaz480
    @Tmanaz480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that trumpet solo though...as Marie Barone would say, "Totally without nuance"

  • @peterbrown6434
    @peterbrown6434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Genius

  • @kaliyuddha
    @kaliyuddha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We need version 2.0 too.

  • @stevetillcock7361
    @stevetillcock7361 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brilliant as always.

  • @myriamtd402
    @myriamtd402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's the right Time to share this song Ahah

  • @TnseWlms
    @TnseWlms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was eating in a Chinese restaurant and saw Shirley Temple Black seated at the next table. I asked the waiter discreetly, "Is that Shirley Temple over there?" He said "No, we don't serve mixed drinks here."

  • @ComaDave
    @ComaDave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    John Cena's new ringtone.

  • @rockyroadroblox9599
    @rockyroadroblox9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BEAUTIFUL, WATCHING IN 2020

  • @simonmoore2380
    @simonmoore2380 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I played it for a Chinese colleague at work. She very seriously confirmed that the lyrics were correct 😆

    • @MeiinUK
      @MeiinUK ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, that is because chinese people could breed faster than you could eat ! LOL..... (This is statistically very very true. :) )

  • @johnnydollar666
    @johnnydollar666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Eric Idle's vocals slide into the late 1960s Paul McCartney range.

  • @becauseijustdid4367
    @becauseijustdid4367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Covid19 theme song...

  • @rjonboy7608
    @rjonboy7608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People who only know Chinese buffets need to find a high quality restaurant that serves authentic Mandarin and Schesuan dishes prepared from fresh ingredients. Speak nice to the waiter. They will be glad to tell you what's what. Order one familiar dish and something new. Share. You won't be disappointed. Do the same thing at other ethnic diners. Forget fast food.