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  • @brigidtheirish
    @brigidtheirish ปีที่แล้ว +395

    I'm with Gray on the box thing. My paternal grandma's first bed was a shoe box behind the wood stove because she was a tiny preemie who needed to be kept warm at all times. This was the 1910s, too, so I'm sure the shoe box was a lot nicer than we're used to now.

    • @Nightfire613
      @Nightfire613 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I mean, it doesn't even need to be a super nice box. When I was little I'd fall asleep in empty laundry baskets and cardboard boxes, even though I had a real bed.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That shoe box was probably made out of wood, not flimsy cardboard. Watch out for splinters.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Nightfire613 I think most kids did that. Heck, my youngest sister would terrify the rest of us by finding the most obscure little corners to fall asleep in. Even crawled into the *dryer* once.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Kualinar No worries about splinters. The sides were padded.

    • @mabus4910
      @mabus4910 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I read that in Finnland the state sends mothers a starter kit with necessities in a cardboard box. The box has a small matress at the bottom and doubles as a crip as well.

  • @ericbambach3222
    @ericbambach3222 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    "Alright, time for Gray to traumatize and accessorize a child so terribly, that the game retroactively turns into a prequel to 'The Baby in Yellow."

    • @nevaehhamilton3493
      @nevaehhamilton3493 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Underrated comment

    • @thesmartgamer4401
      @thesmartgamer4401 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me thinking the same thing and looking for a comment before I write the same thing: 🧐

    • @feralperil
      @feralperil ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @gamingcharactersletsplays5384
      @gamingcharactersletsplays5384 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @Cucum_bueer
      @Cucum_bueer ปีที่แล้ว +6

      glad im not the only one who remembered the baby in yellow. This one is probably worse

  • @Silver_Sonic_23
    @Silver_Sonic_23 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    The baby doesn’t seem to have a father, but they seem to have three moms.
    Gray-controlled Mom, clone Mom, and Fridge Mom.
    Seems like a nice family.

    • @MathandNumbers777
      @MathandNumbers777 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      question of day: for how many years the baby will have milk?

    • @morro9223
      @morro9223 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah the baby is just Anakin Skywalker

    • @WatermelonBasil2763
      @WatermelonBasil2763 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Best poly relationship representation

    • @Silver_Sonic_23
      @Silver_Sonic_23 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@morro9223 I mean, Gray-controlled Mom does seem to have an ex-husband, so maybe that was the father.

    • @RoxanneReese-un6qu
      @RoxanneReese-un6qu ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sophia Bechler did you not see the times where there were two of the normal mom?

  • @Jade_Dragon
    @Jade_Dragon ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The fade to Anakin got me so good.
    Also, gray not using the chance to call that "walking banana" a baby in yellow costume

  • @EZ-8
    @EZ-8 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    So lemme get this straight, people can call their pets “fur babies” but when I call a small child a skin dog I’m a “horrible person” and “the worst pediatrician in the hospital” >:C

    • @williammiller6330
      @williammiller6330 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      oh dear -

    • @tarrantwolf
      @tarrantwolf ปีที่แล้ว

      That's because it's skin pup, not skin dog you freak.

    • @TheMasqueradeParty.
      @TheMasqueradeParty. ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Peter, I agree with you, call them skin babies. - EJ

    • @spamuel98
      @spamuel98 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh hello, frequenter of Reddit, do you come here often?

    • @doylethechocolatelab
      @doylethechocolatelab ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You made my morning 😂

  • @Flanneryschickens
    @Flanneryschickens ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Love when you can see the devs just working out their childhood trauma

  • @mutilatedteddybears3821
    @mutilatedteddybears3821 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    gray can turn any game protagonist into a prison worthy person thats going down when they die

  • @kingdedede7335
    @kingdedede7335 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I love it when Gray makes video game people suffer

    • @daishawn2884
      @daishawn2884 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's why he should play Scribblenauts, there's a lot of ways to make those video game people suffer

    • @someguy4252
      @someguy4252 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daishawn2884 oh my yes, unlimited was really fun... coulda swore gray did this already though.

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The game never mentions when baby stops thinking the fridge is his mom. I assume that's still active, and the caretaker in the house just tolerates it.

  • @alainanorzagaray5266
    @alainanorzagaray5266 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The way it's named baby even after it's no longer a baby and the way Gray chose to name it after food kinda implies the mom's favorite food is babies...

  • @dog-_man
    @dog-_man ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Gray is the type of perent that tells his kids this: hey kids drink that soap over there if u dont want to you can walk over to the orphanege

    • @LendriMujina
      @LendriMujina ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read that in his voice.

  • @dragex6582
    @dragex6582 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    In a lot of cases, Gray, "nap time" is a set time of day that parents put their kids to bed to nap, likely in an attempt to get them on and keep them on a schedule.

  • @isaacquiroz9292
    @isaacquiroz9292 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Grey does daily uploads while we give Danny and alex ideas to torture him.grey loves us

  • @dragonslayerdragonslayer
    @dragonslayerdragonslayer ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is where child protection services would be called on Gray way to many times 🤣

  • @TheKz262
    @TheKz262 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Baby thinks fridge is his mom"
    The baby knows his priorities

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:36 AHHHHHH ITS A FURBY KILL IT WITH FIRE

  • @forestytofficial
    @forestytofficial ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When I'm sad, Gray makes me die of laughter

  • @DavidLodgeclassof
    @DavidLodgeclassof ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how there are several points where Gray seems to actually not know normal parent stuff, like what a nap time is.

  • @hillarycourchaine6829
    @hillarycourchaine6829 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Gray making awesome content, absolutely love his videos .

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would just like to point out that Bruce Wayne did have friends. Have you checked into all the members of the Batfamily and the Justice League? So yes, Batman does have friends.

  • @Forklift_Fella
    @Forklift_Fella ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need more of this.
    MORE BAD CHOICES!

  • @347Jimmy
    @347Jimmy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching Fast And Furious with your child will instill them with a strong sense of *family*

  • @sofija-1777
    @sofija-1777 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the victims are becoming more and more innocent over time

  • @RealmsSMPStudios
    @RealmsSMPStudios ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have the feeling that at this point, even fear itself is afraid of Gray…

  • @DemonicAkumi
    @DemonicAkumi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:23 The prequel to The Baby in Yellow.
    You now know why the baby turned out the way it did.

  • @VCMV01DVR
    @VCMV01DVR ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:23 the dad is at the milk store😂😂😂

  • @USMC_D1
    @USMC_D1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:57 i am someone who can easily fall asleep with metal/rock/death metal LMFAO

  • @nixson8809
    @nixson8809 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    16:23 ah yes i still remember that one time i spent a the whole day studying math nearly without stopping until I passed out of exhaustion at the middle of the night just to fail at the exam in the next day 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

  • @castlebuild
    @castlebuild ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Love you gray!

  • @LegionPCMR
    @LegionPCMR ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Super fitting that gray put his child in a box since the Finish people do as well. Maybe it's a Easter egg saying that he's going back to my summer car!!!!

  • @Lil-Pony
    @Lil-Pony ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These games want people to go to the worst option. Gray is the best at doing that though.

  • @tybois74
    @tybois74 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:10: "Sesame Road" does teaches the kid that Pebbleo (aka: Dollar Store Rocco) is just just a rock. 🤣
    16:12: Totally agree with Zack on this one. 😁👍

  • @glitch_the_pix
    @glitch_the_pix ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not Gray thinking the baby has a justice meter XD It’s the baby’s innocence meter

  • @Anti-FurryMarine
    @Anti-FurryMarine ปีที่แล้ว +3

    NEVER LET GRAY HAVE A KID

  • @iloveomori143
    @iloveomori143 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Baby thinks fridge is mommy" I guess mommy is thick

  • @Destroyer_of_Worlds
    @Destroyer_of_Worlds ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how all the birthday gifts are T-posing knockoffs.

  • @Jadriam
    @Jadriam ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "No one cares Gray. We're not eating lunchables for health reasons."
    Of course not! Now eat your chocolate-covered asparagus.

  • @gregkumm8695
    @gregkumm8695 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    next gta challenge alex and gray should switch jobs and then alex can go through all of gray's pain.

  • @fnfsruv9150
    @fnfsruv9150 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't know if anyone else said this but, imagine how chaotic it would be if gray played choo choo Charles! Ps. I love your videos gray =]

  • @cdarbo9818
    @cdarbo9818 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't remember where but somewhere in Europe when you are pregnant the government sends you a box of stuff. In the box, it includes a mattress for the box to put the baby in, its to promote safe sleep.

  • @justinrefsnyder3592
    @justinrefsnyder3592 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Gray always makes me laugh. Keep making those great videos!

  • @dantheman2056
    @dantheman2056 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Glad to see you still playing these games lol

  • @jshound1508
    @jshound1508 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That purple stuffed whatever-it-is sittin' on the shelf looks like Grimace and Barney had a baby!

  • @mariehm86
    @mariehm86 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The cat in the box is a piggy bank with the gimmick that you put the coin on a certain place on the top of the box and then the cat (in this case) grabs the coin and puts it inside. Now you know Gray ^^

  • @rozithenotepic
    @rozithenotepic ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so accurate when parents say YOU GROW SO FAST

  • @kidwajagstang
    @kidwajagstang ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was reminded of Weird Al’s film UHF where the actor that played Kramer in Seinfeld has a game on his tv show where the prize was being able to “drink” from a full blast fire hose blasted into their face.. “You get to drink from THE FIRE HOSE!!!!”

  • @silvercrystal1918
    @silvercrystal1918 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:28 Gray: Baby is playing with knife.
    Me:WTF William Afton what are you doing in this game?
    Baby: 😈
    Me: Ah hell here we go again

  • @RaphBlade7
    @RaphBlade7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Figures Gray would let his in-game kid sleep in a box, dress like Batman, watch R-Rated movies, and listen to DEATH METAL! If there was an in-game option or mod that allowed him to teach the kid to be a cannibal, he would chose it in a heartbeat!

  • @utterdark
    @utterdark ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:54 as a true Floridian, Gray chose the genre born in his state

  • @Wats_Plays
    @Wats_Plays ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OMG YES!!!! I love this game and this is definitely Florida man style if you make the wrong choices

  • @Lars6138
    @Lars6138 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how this game is like "eat unhealthy snack + 1000 intelligence, and baby cries", however "study for 10 hours + 10 intelligence, and baby cheers".

  • @Random_Poster_Jake
    @Random_Poster_Jake ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The hotdogs and corn is what I'm eating right now

  • @Baldi18
    @Baldi18 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You need to play Bitlife Gray. It is right up your alley

  • @KyleSage35
    @KyleSage35 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Intelligence, health, and morality? That's gonna be one of balance child.

  • @sleepyburr
    @sleepyburr ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Idk what to make of the fact that he consistently pronounces "kamehameha" like *King* Kamehameha.

  • @SnowLily123
    @SnowLily123 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ah yes, my daily dose of GrayStillPlays. Finally!

  • @jamesmattila-hine1133
    @jamesmattila-hine1133 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These videos are my favourite where he just tries to screw something over awfully

  • @stygiansage2661
    @stygiansage2661 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Metal has been shown to be great for developing children and plants. It is on par with classical, jazz, and blues provided you choose complicated arrangements.

  • @babybooberries
    @babybooberries ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody:
    not even the baby:
    Mom:
    Lets stalk him through the whole video

  • @sovietbot6708
    @sovietbot6708 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To quote my niece, "More! More! More!"

  • @rifleman2c997
    @rifleman2c997 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Heh, Zach's note: "No one cares, gray."

  • @almostmeek
    @almostmeek ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "it's always more zeros" how meta of you!

  • @IMDUMBSNAKE
    @IMDUMBSNAKE ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “My baby is now a walking banana”
    U sure about that?
    -babyinyellow 💛

  • @damianstarks8974
    @damianstarks8974 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He isn’t Bruce Wayne nor is he bat man until you kill off both parents he is not yet fully cultivated…you should make this family in the sims 4 and make him as insane as possible with the family life that would come from being in one of theses videos and the added fact of being in a gray still plays sims video.🤣🤣🤣 also you have to make sure spleens terrorizes the new family.

  • @yig_501
    @yig_501 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thanks for the daily uploads gray

  • @biggusriggus7693
    @biggusriggus7693 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Funny thing. When my daughter was born, the hospital gave us a padded box for her to sleep in. They said it was safer than a crib for the first month or so

  • @Nelphyta
    @Nelphyta ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i swear all these indie games were designed with the fact that gray would play it one day. the choices are too much like gray lol

  • @marshallburns8762
    @marshallburns8762 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The devils daughter kids in GTA are wondering when Grey will drive home in a clown van

  • @SimKittyBuilder
    @SimKittyBuilder ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I was very little my mom gave a $20 bill and told me to split it in have with my older brother but I literally ripped it in half thinking that's how I was ment to split it with my brother 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MunchKING
    @MunchKING ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Somehow I don't think if you were gunned down in a dark alley this kid is going to become the Vengeance and the Night to avenge you.

  • @nico.edits207
    @nico.edits207 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hi gray I just wanted to say thank you for making these vids they helped me get through some tough times at school and at home so I wanted to say thanks love your videos

  • @steveph_yt_the_real
    @steveph_yt_the_real ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine if Gray has a child, what would it look like 😆 or what will it gonna be when its growned up 😂

  • @RabdoInternetGuy
    @RabdoInternetGuy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah yes, the prequel to "The Baby in Yellow"

  • @tarrantwolf
    @tarrantwolf ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine Gray raising a kid irl... Florida Man jr. His nanny would be an alligator.

  • @Valkbg
    @Valkbg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im not a death metal fan but I feel attacked that intelligence goes down when you play it.

  • @Bounty.
    @Bounty. ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey, Gray. I have a game suggestion. The game in question is called, "People Playground" it's a sandbox game about killing people with swords, chainsaws, AK-47's, ATOM BOMBS, and other destructive stuff like that. It's on Steam (I think it's like $15). I just feel like you'd really enjoy it.

    • @superiorRats
      @superiorRats ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like he's played that before?? Maybe I'm thinking of a TH-camr who's just similar, though, idk.

  • @af9162
    @af9162 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:16 gotta love nihilism and existential crises
    16:10 dammit Zach 😂😂😂 but not wrong
    18:07 that just about sums up CPS/DCF

  • @LittleWarriorBN
    @LittleWarriorBN ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the baby was born with a full head of hair bro 😂

  • @TylerDWard
    @TylerDWard ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:16 It's A Full Liquor Bar!!!

  • @fearofskulls7668
    @fearofskulls7668 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gray could you make a video on bloody bastards I know you will love it please play it it is my dream

  • @Death-awaits0
    @Death-awaits0 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gray will one day become the best father ever

  • @kimdave6077
    @kimdave6077 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gray treats children like alpacas

  • @americanpatriot750
    @americanpatriot750 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Am I the only one who noticed the mom was levitating the whole episode lol.

  • @TheSkeleMan
    @TheSkeleMan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:24 how the baby in yellow started

  • @johyo.2297
    @johyo.2297 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yay finaly a new vid!

    • @lightningstrike69
      @lightningstrike69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It been 1 day

    • @johyo.2297
      @johyo.2297 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lightningstrike69 I have ben waiting the whole day °

  • @PeakLinear
    @PeakLinear ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how this is (probably) part two to the "I became a child that belongs in prision"
    Edit: UNLESS this is the child growing up, and due to the trauma the child experienced, now he raised this kid like that

  • @noneayourbusiness5149
    @noneayourbusiness5149 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game is so realistic. Watching The Fast and the Furious made the baby dumber. That checks out.

  • @TheCommenter
    @TheCommenter ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If there is options A,B and C Somehow Gray will choose W

  • @Bortaxorite_0
    @Bortaxorite_0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He was the “BEST” parent ever ngl

  • @eimiko4eva92
    @eimiko4eva92 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just realized that it's not justice it's actually custody over the child, which gray loses multiple times

  • @jakobsplattstoesser4718
    @jakobsplattstoesser4718 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thanks for all the great stuff to watch

  • @imapotatoe5785
    @imapotatoe5785 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gray reminds me of a single player ssundee

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to watch Nightmare on Elm Street as a very young child ALL the time. The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd I watched so many times. I loved those movies, and still do. Freddie is da best.

  • @doylethechocolatelab
    @doylethechocolatelab ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In Finland, there is this thing called a baby box. They little put their baby inside a box. I thought it was a joke so I did some research on it. It's completely true. It helps reduce SIDS (sudden infant 💀 syndrome or cot 💀).

    • @superiorRats
      @superiorRats ปีที่แล้ว

      i understand what you were saying but im so used to seeing 💀 as a way of someone saying something's funny ("had me dead" so i was briefly confused wtf was funny about "sudden infant"

  • @RosieTintedGlasses
    @RosieTintedGlasses ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mom is Santa real?
    NOTHING IS REAL NOT EVEN ME!
    Whaa..
    Punches child

  • @ECReeves
    @ECReeves ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My wife is pregnant and I’m glad to get some pointers from gray!

  • @Cosmo_1.00
    @Cosmo_1.00 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes Graystillplays
    The only TH-camr who reduces my brain cells but I don't mind

  • @astrosteve
    @astrosteve ปีที่แล้ว

    I always cringe a little when Gray mauls saying "Kame Hame Ha"

  • @MaddJakd
    @MaddJakd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Baby don't like death metal and electric guitar.
    Ain't my baby!

  • @bluntizard4481
    @bluntizard4481 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:49 - That's a baby discount Snitch Nine