12:14 *[spits out water]* _CLAYMORE?!!!_ I'm finessing a cLaYmoRE!?! That bigass two-handed sword that's typically 4'5"? That sword would come up to _my neck._
Cardlin: First-born daughter? But that could only mean- Me: Yes Cardlin. *I am a lesbian.* Cardlin: You're the young lady of this estate! Me: That too. [Edit: Confession- I actually am bi but the joke was there]
This gives me “brave” vibes and as a Scottish girl I enjoy this a lot 🤣 Edit: DID HE JUST SAY ONE OF THE NAMES OF A CLAN FROM BRAVE 🤣🤣 I think I’m wrong but I might be right 😂
My stupid phone was on do not disturb so that’s why I'm late. But, everyone needs to know how loud I squealed when I saw the notification! I can’t wait! Let’s get this!
As soon as he said “arriving like the cavalry” MY THEATRE OBSESSED SELF: THE CALVARYS NOT COMING BUT SIR. ALEX. LISTEN THEIRS ONLY ONE WAY FOR US TO WIN THIS. Lemme stop or else I will end up putting the entire song 😂😂
Kayla Bo Bayla Provoke outrage. Outright. Don't engage, strike by night. Remain relentless til their troops take flight. Make it impossible to justify the cost of the fight. Out run (out run). Out last (out last)... Hit 'em quick, get out fast (chica-blaaahh). Stay alive until this horror show is past. We're gonna fly a lot of flags half mast (raise a glass.)
I fight for my own hand in marriage because I’m in love with the mans sister. That is the only valid ending to this Audio and no one can change my mind.
OH MAN THIS SLAPS he’s so charminggg I love the switch in the dynamic of the man being the one to be like “I just wanna run away and live my life”. There are so many little things about this character that make him so endearing, it’s 3am where I am so I don’t have the brain power to elaborate further lol but I can’t wait for part 2!!
Cardlin : who is the man that is good enough to best me ? Show yourself. Me: *wips off hood* I am no man !! I can be the only one who though of lotr in that moment😂😂
“Reminds me of my trusty steed, Spirit” The only spirit I know is the stallion from the Dreamworks movie and from Spirit riding free series, so I’ll just think of him and my horse is Mystery!! Can we PLEASEEEE get a second part? Is Cardlin actually going to turn into a bear?!
Me: *screaming* Cardlin chasing someone around for my hand: 🏃🏽♂️🏃🏽♂️🏃🏽♂️💦 Hello hey gorgeous! how was your day/night? How are you? alright, alright. How are you really though? Have you ate anything? what about drinks? have you drank anything today? if you havent done either, please do! i care about you so so much. You are SO VERY valid, dont let ANYONE invalidate you, and i mean ANYONE. also, god DAMN you pass- You pass more than i did on my tests, and trust me i got Cs and below. Im so proud of you, hun. I love you so much, please stay safe and stay amazing 🥺💛
Sierra Rose oh i just saw this!! my apologies, well today hasnt been the best, but certainly not the worst! dysphoria hit pretty bad earlier but thats alright!! other than that ive just been sitting in bed all day, soo today has been good!
1.Anxious as hell for my final that no one I know has passed yet (it's tomorrow and I'm probably not going to be able to sleep tonight) 2. I'm fine 3. Ready to give up on life entirely 4. Yes 5. Soda and milk 6. Yes And on all the compliments no you
Me: get on the horse Cardlin: get on the horse? No I'm not getting on the horse until you tell me- Me: GET ON THE F***ING HORSE!!! Cardlin: OK OK OK!!!
I am in love with this audio specifically this is so awesome I love medieval things because my heritage is from Ireland and there was a lot of medieval stuff over there so thank you for entertaining me with this Carlin I hope you have a blessed day.❤️
That music was amazing. Nimble and lively with a sense of urgency or great importance. Reminds of the spring and energy of the hornet theme from hollow knight. Does anyone know the name of the battle music in the video?
Getting some serious Merida vibes and I'm loving it. This left me wanting to know where will be running off to and what would happen if we were caught. Amazing work!!!!!
Oooh a Brave-like type of scenario where we fight for our own hand. Damn right! I ain't gonna sit idle while a bunch of random nobility fight each other to be my husband, I might as well fight them myself
I WAS JUST WATCHING ONE OF YOUR VIDEOES AND NOW IM EVEN HAPPIER EEEEE- alright I'll stop fangirling and watch the video now Edit- OMG ITS LIKE THE MOVIE BRAVE THATS COOL. And I'm fangirling again.. I'll see myself out.
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Nobody:
Best Friend: hoe don't do it...
Me: I am Merida, firstborn descendant of Clan Dunbroch. And I’LL be shooting FOR MY OWN HAND!
XD that's the same thing I was doing in my head
I read this in Merida's voice
Omg 😂
I thought that too
Exactly what. 😌
No one:
Cardlin: 𝐶𝑜𝑜~
I didn’t know what you meant and then it happened and I was like 👁👄👁
@@uhohspaghettio635 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬~
I lost it 😂 the little r roll got me so bad 😊
@@cammithesoup No doubt 😌👌
Why did I snort at this comment?😂😂
All it's missing is some will-o-the-wisps, bears, and a "wood carver"
yes! that is one of my favorite movies!
That Damn wood carved
I'm a "wood carver" 😏🤫
*Merida voice*
And I’ll fight for my own hand!
YES!!
yas
SAME
I am Merida! And I'll be fighting for my own hand!
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT. DANG, BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH, BUT GOOD ON YOU
IF YER HAD A CHANCE TO CHANGE YER FATE, WOULD YE?
Lol. I love the boat scene when the clans arrive. The clans are just so... Interesting🤣🤣🤣
@@leahruffer6873 As someone who has a stepdad who's Scottish and has met his family, they're very much alike to the clans 😂🙈😂
That's what I was thinking 😊😊
Said it aloud too, after she removed the hood in front of Cardlin.
Why did my dumb @$$ think that someone stole our hand and he’s fighting to get it back ( like our physical hand )
PFF how romantic tho...😌
Me be like: 👁👄👁 i thought that too
We slow😭✌️
If it was our hand in marriage I’ll guess we’ll be ALL RIGHT. Heyo
If that ain't true love then I don't know what is...
Me: ILL BE FIGHTING FOR MY OWN HAND *stil like the attention tho*
Wow didn’t think anyone would get this reference It just came to my head so quickly.
I understand your reference
A great movie truly😌
@@cosmosis9903 it's one of my favorites!
Hitoshi Shinso every time that part comes on I call my dad and tell him “I’m not getting married dad”
I love that movie
I love how everyone is making Merida references😂 Edit: omg thanks for the likes guys💞
**Scottish accent** I'LL BE FIGHTING FOR ME OWN HAND!!
Samantha Dickinson as a Scottish person i love this
@@rin_morts saaammmeeee but im part Scottish
Samantha Dickinson hellooooooooo
*scottish accent* In my opinion a princess should not have a weapon
Cardlins father: HUSH NOW YOU MUST MARRY THE PRINCESS!
Cardlin: oh come on father it's the 14th century!
I get it!
I understood that reference
Wake up and smell the plague 😒
And I understood that reference
12:14 *[spits out water]* _CLAYMORE?!!!_ I'm finessing a cLaYmoRE!?! That bigass two-handed sword that's typically 4'5"? That sword would come up to _my neck._
We are a boss.
Heck ya were using a claymore
Hell yeah! We gonna be looking like link from breath of the wild when we be swinging that royal claymore around looking like a midevil lawnmower 😂😂
I looked up claymore to discover an entire anime 💀 I just wanted to thank you, I was looking for something new to watch
@@hafsahussein365 ooo what's it called?
Cardlin: First-born daughter? But that could only mean-
Me: Yes Cardlin. *I am a lesbian.*
Cardlin: You're the young lady of this estate!
Me: That too.
[Edit: Confession- I actually am bi but the joke was there]
*Mood.*
I'm so glad that im not the only one who thought this
sword lesbian vibes tho... 😹
😂 Same but a Bisexual biscuit
im bi too so i guess double confession😂💅✨
Me listening this at 2am ➖👄➖
me : *hears his voice*
also me: 👁️👄👁️
edit: holy shit 200 likes ty
they said: WOKE
@@a_dumb_lebean7962 yes
@@gayive exactly
😂
This reminds me so much of the Disney film 'Brave'
I LOVE IT
IF YER HAD A CHANCE TO CHANGE YER FATE... WOULD YE
I CACKLED
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
"I TURNED YE INTO A BEAR!"
I LOVED THIS SO MUCH 🤣✋
Fighting for your hand...?
Me: *Thinks about " To take a queen" and dies of embarrassment*
yess 😭😭😭😭
@@bblqueen1995 hehe
Oh no-
What's that? 😅
Miss W It’s a very very spicy audio😭😭😭
Isn't Angus the name of Merida's horse?
Are we Merida?
Also, part 2 please.
There’s two parts. The writer is writing part two.
@@soleilhune3953 Cool. I'm excited.
Nope, Cardlin is Merida
@@AsmrHoe thats hot 🥴🥴
This gives me “brave” vibes and as a Scottish girl I enjoy this a lot 🤣
Edit: DID HE JUST SAY ONE OF THE NAMES OF A CLAN FROM BRAVE 🤣🤣
I think I’m wrong but I might be right 😂
Was literally just thinking that when I opened the video then saw your comment 😂
Dilly 🤣🤣
It said Angus as well 😂
Golden Heart ohhhh I knew i had Heard- that before 🤣
Exactly what I though as well
My stupid phone was on do not disturb so that’s why I'm late. But, everyone needs to know how loud I squealed when I saw the notification! I can’t wait! Let’s get this!
As soon as he said “arriving like the cavalry”
MY THEATRE OBSESSED SELF: THE CALVARYS NOT COMING
BUT SIR.
ALEX. LISTEN THEIRS ONLY ONE WAY FOR US TO WIN THIS.
Lemme stop or else I will end up putting the entire song 😂😂
Kayla Bo Bayla Provoke outrage. Outright. Don't engage, strike by night. Remain relentless til their troops take flight. Make it impossible to justify the cost of the fight. Out run (out run). Out last (out last)... Hit 'em quick, get out fast (chica-blaaahh). Stay alive until this horror show is past. We're gonna fly a lot of flags half mast (raise a glass.)
LMFAO
@@SamBuckyForever is that Hamilton? I'm taking a guess
I’m a general, WEEEEEEEEEEE
YASSS hamilfans!
RISE UP!
If ye could change yer fate, would ye?
If ye could change into a bear, would ya?
Everyone keeps making the Merida references but I can’t get over the fact his horse is called Spirit
*WoOdA*
Ye s
Why was I compelled to say this allowed at 12:30AM in a silly sounding Scottish accent.
This reminds me of "brave" the fighting princess and "Aladdin" the princess disguising herself to go out into the village
PART 2 PART 2 PART 2 WE NEED A PART 2! I LOVE THESE MEDIVAL THEMED ONES
I fight for my own hand in marriage because I’m in love with the mans sister. That is the only valid ending to this Audio and no one can change my mind.
Finally, some good fucking wlw
Cardlin: H-
Me: I do I do I do I do I do I do!
Cause he got me heeeeelplesssssssssss!
@@SamBuckyForever heeeelplessss
@@SamBuckyForever Oh look at those eyesss~
Nobody Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit. I'm heeeeellplessssssss!
AND SHES HELPLESSSS
OH MAN THIS SLAPS he’s so charminggg I love the switch in the dynamic of the man being the one to be like “I just wanna run away and live my life”. There are so many little things about this character that make him so endearing, it’s 3am where I am so I don’t have the brain power to elaborate further lol but I can’t wait for part 2!!
Cardlin : who is the man that is good enough to best me ? Show yourself.
Me: *wips off hood* I am no man !!
I can be the only one who though of lotr in that moment😂😂
It’s late for me...
What a great KNIGHT to listen to some audios
I’ll see myself out....
No, don’t... we need a court jester like you.
Well I SWORD to you, I never left
@@_Catamari_ I think you jokes make the CUT
Tired N Stess the sword was hard at first. But then I got a HANDLE on it.
Man you people are bad at puns I mean you could’ve been a little more BRAVE with your puns
“Reminds me of my trusty steed, Spirit”
The only spirit I know is the stallion from the Dreamworks movie and from Spirit riding free series, so I’ll just think of him and my horse is Mystery!! Can we PLEASEEEE get a second part?
Is Cardlin actually going to turn into a bear?!
That's be interesting if he turned into a bear
My god I miss that movie.
If this doesn’t have another part I’m gonna be Uber sad
Me stalking his page then realising he posted 40seconds ago 👁👄👁
Me: *ready to talk smack to the king*
Cardlin: "Milady, wait! Where are we running off to?"
Me: "Wait, we running? Aww.."
I know this is just a remake of "Brave" but I'd still would like to see a continuation of this script.
Angus and Spirit, two amazing horses. This is amazing and Im ready for a part 2!!
This reminds me of the Lynn Kurland series The Nine Kingdoms.
I'm really hoping this gets a part 2
Me: *screaming*
Cardlin chasing someone around for my hand: 🏃🏽♂️🏃🏽♂️🏃🏽♂️💦
Hello hey gorgeous! how was your day/night? How are you? alright, alright. How are you really though? Have you ate anything? what about drinks? have you drank anything today? if you havent done either, please do! i care about you so so much. You are SO VERY valid, dont let ANYONE invalidate you, and i mean ANYONE. also, god DAMN you pass- You pass more than i did on my tests, and trust me i got Cs and below. Im so proud of you, hun. I love you so much, please stay safe and stay amazing 🥺💛
You are the sweetest!
Oh my gosh you are an amazing person! Thank you for checking in on me! 😊💜
But just as important, how are you doing?
Sierra Rose oh i just saw this!! my apologies, well today hasnt been the best, but certainly not the worst! dysphoria hit pretty bad earlier but thats alright!! other than that ive just been sitting in bed all day, soo today has been good!
I'm sorry about that I know how bad dysphoria can be but I'm glad you had a good rest of the day ☺
1.Anxious as hell for my final that no one I know has passed yet (it's tomorrow and I'm probably not going to be able to sleep tonight)
2. I'm fine
3. Ready to give up on life entirely
4. Yes
5. Soda and milk
6. Yes
And on all the compliments no you
*Later that night*
"THERES A BEAR IN THE CASLTE"
I find his accent so weird to listen so, I’m so used to his American like voice. I’m british but this is too british for me😂
I like this accent most and I'm american
Know what you mean but still enjoy this accent he does for fantasy. Though one time he said "bloody" and I just lost it 😂
I don’t have any accent- (I know how to do a British accent tho-) and I’m also so used to his American voice 😂😂
I am here and have dropped all adult responsibilities for this
I’m legitimately doing so bad right now and I need all the comfort I can get - perfect timing, Cardlin ❤️ thank you so much for uploading this!
Honey. I hope you're feeling a little bit better❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️Sending you some love
Hope things look up for you soon friend 💖 sending you my good vibes✨🦋🌸
we love u! hope u feel better!❤️
Omg 😆 there’s a reference to “Spirt : the stallion of the Cimarron” I love that movie especially when I was in my obsession over horses phase
His horse is named SPIRIT I'm CRYING 😭😭 This is amazing great job Cardlin
I get the Disney movie "Brave" vibes from this! It's like every minute I hear a reference from the movie and I love it😂
Me: *vibing in depression land*
C: *posts*
Me: *vibing in happy land*
Him: your horse is fit for royalty.
Me: FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THAT!!!!!
I'm sorry I'll leave 😂
Series this where they run off together then return to the castle and their fathers accept them
Me: Get on the horse!
Cardlin: Im not getting on the horse til-
Me:I SAID GET ON THE FUCKING HORSE
Me: *clicks this at 4am and closes my eyes*
Him: Yes father
Me: *wakes up* WTF WAS THAT?! CARDLIN?! IS THAT YOU?!
PEPPER!!! I'M SO PROUD!! This is such a good script and C did such a great job recording it. I love this so much. 12/10.
👏 IT'S 👏 BEEN 👏 SO 👏 LONG 👏
SINCE I LAST HAVE SEEN MY SON
👏LOST TO THIS MONSTER 👏
*To the man behind the slaughter ~*
*its been so long intensifies*
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE I'VE BEEN SINGING THIS STUPID SONG
I absolutely love this one! I love how she tested him!
Im on the 9 min mark and i swear if the listener fights for herself- oh my freaking glob they did!!! Wooohooo!! Goo girl!! Fight.for your hand!!
No one:
Half of the comments: *_if you had the chance to change yer fAtE-_*
YES YES YES ES
I'm a simple person. I see Cardlin I click. But this was perfect timing today wasn't so good...
I really hope you make this into a series i need more💛
I love this audio. It made so many brave references! Can’t wait for part 2!
Peppergingin is so talented! ❤️❤️ ❤️
Me: get on the horse
Cardlin: get on the horse? No I'm not getting on the horse until you tell me-
Me: GET ON THE F***ING HORSE!!!
Cardlin: OK OK OK!!!
Listener: *lunges at him, holding a sword*
Me: wait- I know how to use one of these???
4:48 i Immediately though of “sprite: Stallion of the Cimarron” , please tell me im not the only one
That's actually one of the references!
Ah yes sprite
No you are definitely not that only one that thought of spirit
I literally watched brave this morning 😂 I love this content
“I never had the chance to choose my fate” that’s rough buddy
Perfect timing always ❤
PLZ LET THERE BE A PART 2!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!! I'm getting Disney Brave vibes from this video!!!
Please let there be a part two It’ll be so. Happy
This so deserves to be a series i just loved this!!!!!!!
IF THERE ISN'T ANOTHER PART I'M GONNA SCREECH
I need a part 2 ugh it’s killing me omg
I feel like Merida this is a dream come true can't wait for part 2 😍❤
omg this needs a part 2! i have always loved these types of stories!!
I am in love with this audio specifically this is so awesome I love medieval things because my heritage is from Ireland and there was a lot of medieval stuff over there so thank you for entertaining me with this Carlin I hope you have a blessed day.❤️
The title of this reminds me of Steven universe when Pearl fought her hologram, the soundtrack is called "the dance of swords" lol😂❤️
hahahdbaknsksjxhsjsb yes.
Called the dace of swords 😂❤
WE NEED THE PART 2 RIGHT NOW!!!!
I can't wait for the second part of this wonderful audio. I just love your medival/fantasy ones
That music was amazing. Nimble and lively with a sense of urgency or great importance. Reminds of the spring and energy of the hornet theme from hollow knight.
Does anyone know the name of the battle music in the video?
cardlin: I never had the chance to choose my fate
me: if you could change yer fate would ya??
I can't wait for part 2, this was so amazing, I love it as always Cardlin. Keep up the good work
The Brave references are AMAZING and LIVE for them
I love the Brave and Spirit referencesss
I really enjoyed this... can’t wait for the next part
MERIDA DONT YOU SHOOT ANOTHER ARROW
merida:😏🏹➡️➡️➡️ 🎯oops
My FiNgEr SlIpPeD
*Me getting excited* CARDLIN CARDLIN CARDLIN!
The orchestral music in the background sent me!!! Loving this one so hard Cardlin :)
Oh, mon Dieu! Je t’aime :) espérons que vous êtes bien cardlinaudio, vous êtes honnêtement le meilleur :)))
will there be part two?? I’m invested in this story
Getting some serious Merida vibes and I'm loving it. This left me wanting to know where will be running off to and what would happen if we were caught. Amazing work!!!!!
Oooh a Brave-like type of scenario where we fight for our own hand. Damn right! I ain't gonna sit idle while a bunch of random nobility fight each other to be my husband, I might as well fight them myself
Oh my gosh umm * squeals as loud as I can * gahh that voice 😩😩😍😍😍😍
Cardlin: Right, A young lord does not coo at his steed.
Me: Forget the competition. He’s already won my heart.❤️❤️
"I'm not getting on the horse until I know-"
Me: *AAAAHHHHHHHH* >:O
"Oh gods alright"
Thank you for making us feel badass cardlin, i never get to feel like this otherwise so it's a real treat :)
Second part please! This was too good!
I need a second part of this with my whole heart 🥺💕
Him:spirit
Me:*flashbacks to like 5 years ago when I first saw the movie and instantly started my horse girl phase*
Me:is he wild...?
2:11 NUH UH SIR, GO AWAY. I WATCHED FROZEN I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING
I WAS JUST WATCHING ONE OF YOUR VIDEOES AND NOW IM EVEN HAPPIER EEEEE- alright I'll stop fangirling and watch the video now
Edit- OMG ITS LIKE THE MOVIE BRAVE THATS COOL. And I'm fangirling again.. I'll see myself out.
The fact that there are so many brave references sends me-
This was so good! I hope there will be a second one! If not we’ll it’s ok because I know there will be more greatness ahead!
Soo good, I would totally be up for a part 2
I love it so much!!!! Can’t wait for part 2! ❤️❤️❤️
THE DRAMATIC VIOLEN AT THE START OF OUR BATTLE IS ✨*chefs kiss* ✨