10 Ways Humans Are Likely to Evolve

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ม.ค. 2025

ความคิดเห็น • 3.2K

  • @Skalidor
    @Skalidor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    Less teeth, getting taller, less hair, less muscle mass, very smart... we're turning into aliens •.•

    • @johnsmith2976
      @johnsmith2976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Skalidor or very tall and wise old people

    • @yeen69
      @yeen69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Skalidor That's exactly what I was thinking, they could possibly be a more advanced human lol, you know what they say, "great minds think alike," probably not in our case but whatever, it was a cool thought.

    • @martinrodriguez3856
      @martinrodriguez3856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Skalidor what if aliens are us from the future

    • @RikuTamo44
      @RikuTamo44 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      could i say we technically are aliens but just not to each other?

    • @jamalmayfield5432
      @jamalmayfield5432 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Diamondman211 your an idiot it hurts sorry not sorry think outside the box/planet

  • @DrEv-1173
    @DrEv-1173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    Will Matt evolve hair in the future?

    • @DrEv-1173
      @DrEv-1173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But in all seriousness, THESE are the videos that make me love Matt's channel.

    • @herbiedaglish3484
      @herbiedaglish3484 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IIIDoctor_EIII hmmmm I wonder

    • @bizaron5335
      @bizaron5335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jokes about Matt's hair will never get old but they start getting old.

    • @Muchlovefan
      @Muchlovefan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      more baldness

    • @explosiveproxy9641
      @explosiveproxy9641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he will turn into a whale,he predicted the future

  • @kevinlandaiche5597
    @kevinlandaiche5597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I just hope Matts teeth don't evolve away. We could probably create some kind of organic white-out from them.

  • @F0GxMoNsTeRz
    @F0GxMoNsTeRz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    We will all Turn into dolphin people to survive in water and land

  • @catisadisaster2269
    @catisadisaster2269 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    I noticed that during each stage of evaluation we lost more and more hair...wait! THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING: Matt's evolved

    • @thezman9001
      @thezman9001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Caterina The PhanGirling Yandere MATTSTER RACE

    • @Nightmare_The_Wolf
      @Nightmare_The_Wolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Caterina The PhanGirling Yandere......................not funny -.-

    • @villagerhelicopter2562
      @villagerhelicopter2562 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caterina The PhanGirling Yandere lol

  • @malikitbe9211
    @malikitbe9211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Less Hair🤔 Less Muscle Mass🤔 Shiny Skin.....🤔 If this is true than aliens are just humans from the future😎

    • @BeanLord69
      @BeanLord69 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Malik ItBe You, sir, are a genius. 😂😂

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Malik ItBe yup XD

    • @catbryms8680
      @catbryms8680 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You could be right!!

    • @priyadevdivakaran9283
      @priyadevdivakaran9283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You know, matt has less hair and shiny skin but he has body mass

    • @wilfredomartinez575
      @wilfredomartinez575 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking that

  • @killaaa2384
    @killaaa2384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Damn Matthew Santaro is better than the discovery channel. TH-cam's most famous bald man

    • @weird_i_am_8871
      @weird_i_am_8871 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +KIllaaa your so right

    • @thatrippycoyotee9290
      @thatrippycoyotee9290 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OwenC101 step tf off vsauce Matt is king

    • @supremethekid8866
      @supremethekid8866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blastphamoushd

    • @ech9673
      @ech9673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KIllaaa vsuace wons that

    • @yeah4292
      @yeah4292 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agent 47 Is The Second Best.

  • @awesomeabby4
    @awesomeabby4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Matt: I blame those people who use hand sanitizer all day you know who you are
    Me: o-o

    • @ClayWar237
      @ClayWar237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      awesome abby lol

    • @haakke
      @haakke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *cough*

    • @IvanSanada
      @IvanSanada 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shut the fuck up

    • @ninjaweretiger4273
      @ninjaweretiger4273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kinda why I always actually wash hands at a sink. xD It also helps you not get sick as easily if none is near by.

    • @dannys1491
      @dannys1491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      awesome abby I read this comment right when he said that XD

  • @jacomeselma7718
    @jacomeselma7718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    We can also evolve mentally, there is something called higher brain, currently some individuals are performing certain exercises that activates ankles to a higher brain and it's purpose is to be the start of a new more energized and connected generation.

    • @cathyhamlin3611
      @cathyhamlin3611 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't wait for my new immortal body when I get to heaven

  • @wolfiethewolf5950
    @wolfiethewolf5950 7 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    We grew more intelligent because our lives were difficult, and invent things to make out lives easier...
    Are we indirectly causing the decline of human intelligence?
    In other, more simple, terms:
    Human life was hard, so we got smart and make life more easy.
    Now human life is easy and we no need to get smart no more.

    • @jbfelix9118
      @jbfelix9118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I like how your comment started intelligent but ended with bad english.

    • @lrba5524
      @lrba5524 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      WolfieTheWolf5 both terms had about the same amount of intelligence

    • @pixelofinsanity5509
      @pixelofinsanity5509 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hard times make tough people, tough people make good times, good times make weak people, weak people make hard times...

    • @carrieschrader5614
      @carrieschrader5614 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      wow mind blown!!!

    • @haakke
      @haakke 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shi-

  • @Jessica-ii5rd
    @Jessica-ii5rd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Isn't he just describing Sheldon Cooper?

    • @RobinSwede
      @RobinSwede 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lil ninja penguin
      Homo Novus

  • @uwuuwo4133
    @uwuuwo4133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Cave men to human to poptarts

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I already am a pop tart

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pqbdwmnu Tart pop

  • @CyberSlaYerAka-NinjaThug
    @CyberSlaYerAka-NinjaThug 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    (Matthew is evolving) … … … Matthew evolved into Hairew. His hair holds some of the amazing facts. His facts are very effective and will blow opponents mind.

    • @ClayWar237
      @ClayWar237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***CyberSlaYer1204 Aka-NinjaThug*** GO HAIREW I CHOOSE YOUUUUUU

    • @CyberSlaYerAka-NinjaThug
      @CyberSlaYerAka-NinjaThug 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clay War "HAIREW! USE KNAWLEDGE WHALE SPLASH!"

  • @razielmauro9559
    @razielmauro9559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Note: studies confirm that eating gmo foods is just as risky as eating non GMO foods.

  • @unitmonkey8012
    @unitmonkey8012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    number 9 had a Ghost in the Shell vibe.

    • @FilthyLegionMain
      @FilthyLegionMain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      UNITmonkey I like the idea about digital immortality but will viruses be destroyed before this happens?

  • @sameershahzad293
    @sameershahzad293 7 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    I just hope beards don't go away... :(

    • @ClayWar237
      @ClayWar237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Darth NumNums in an evolutionary standpoint, we don't really need beards anymore

    • @gaminreasons8941
      @gaminreasons8941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Darth NumNums If beards continue to be considered attractive they will stay.

    • @mcmakers8850
      @mcmakers8850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Gamin' Reasons Focus on that sentence and realize that makes no sense at all.

    • @gaminreasons8941
      @gaminreasons8941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      McMakers If men with beards reproduce successfully at the same rate or better than as men without beards there will be no reason for beards to disappear.
      It doesn't matter if a trait isn't useful as long as it doesn't stand in the way of reproducing in order to pass it on. In the second case if an aesthetic trait is deemed attractive and the animal that bears it reproduces there would be no reason for it to disappear.
      Now tell me how my statements don't make sense.

    • @nickclark1815
      @nickclark1815 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They probably won't, not in our lifetime anyway.

  • @blazereaper1
    @blazereaper1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Perfect people will never exist.

    • @jezza420k2
      @jezza420k2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just want to die. I'm write here

    • @blazereaper1
      @blazereaper1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jesse Klinck So perfect with that spelling ;)

    • @Kovu787
      @Kovu787 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesse Klinck your "write here" it's right fix up

    • @populartie6359
      @populartie6359 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wumbo Bumbo But your not perfect, Example: saying your perfect when it is physicaly impossible for a human to be perfect.

    • @melissahayden1307
      @melissahayden1307 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wumbo Bumbo but you're not perfect either

  • @cupidpaiii
    @cupidpaiii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I wonder if matt is going to have a thick head of hair when he evolves
    I DONT WANT THE WILD BALDO TO GO AWAY

  • @lokiethylitler8132
    @lokiethylitler8132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Matt's future offspring will remain bald due to the "Matt Gene" being present inside Matt's DNA

  • @XSunacX
    @XSunacX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Turns out my body is ahead of its time...i'm very tall, not so hairy,i have weak muscles and my immune system is also poor, and i never had problems with my wisdom tooth and i can do selective hearing :D

    • @kuberykub1442
      @kuberykub1442 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      XSunacX your proud to have weak muscles and a poor immune system

    • @yuisouls5268
      @yuisouls5268 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      XSunacX me too :D

    • @readthiscomment6748
      @readthiscomment6748 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, but without the wisdom teeth or the tall part

    • @michaelscott6216
      @michaelscott6216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same with me on literally everything you listed.

    • @acemonty4670
      @acemonty4670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XSunacX I'm 6'5, never had any wisdom teeth and my sister only had 3.
      EVOLUTION!! 🙅 lol

  • @rez8461
    @rez8461 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Fuck digital immortality, i love food:)

    • @mert-erenincedal7267
      @mert-erenincedal7267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      VIPER hello brother

    • @rez8461
      @rez8461 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello

    • @fashionovawigs
      @fashionovawigs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      GamingRoute imagen being able to eat digital food with the same taste forever and you don't gain weigh

    • @stevenmaloy8065
      @stevenmaloy8065 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hector Solis how about this immortality is impossible for humanity and evolution is just impossible

    • @annahopper6411
      @annahopper6411 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Steven Maloy
      Mmmmmm.
      And what is your evidence for saying evolution is "just impossible"?

  • @Ghosty.21
    @Ghosty.21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The Institute of Medicine and National Research Council concluded "there was NO evidence that GMO food posed ANY danger to people than conventionally grown crops." -2004
    The EU did its own Studies on the subject "The Main conclusion to be drawn from the efforts of more than 130 research projects, covering a period of more than 25 years of research and involving more than 500 independent research groups, is that biotechnology, and in particular GMOs, are not per se more risky than e.g. conventional plant breeding technologies."
    The American Medical Accusation agrees with this as well as US National Academy of Sciences, The British Royal Society and the World Health Organization ! So who has a creditable reason to not trust GMOs?

    • @besserwisser4055
      @besserwisser4055 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      one acronym and a word:
      RNA Splicing

    • @katewho1111
      @katewho1111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well sure, that's what they want you to think

    • @texmex8220
      @texmex8220 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      well most of the food that we eat today are already gmo's. Humans selectively grew food that had the best resistance, yields etc all before the term gmo was even a thing. Most people fear gmo's in the sense of a mad scientist injecting chemicals into a raw steak or something.

    • @skylerhall1537
      @skylerhall1537 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      People who are allergic to the chemical changes in select gmo crops. But everyone else is just bein ridiculous.

    • @pao3835
      @pao3835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MonSanto is sponsoring the pharmaceutical industry... Monsanto is the largest GMO producer.

  • @catisadisaster2269
    @catisadisaster2269 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "Bald people have values" that explains why the smiley face emojis don't have hair 😱

    • @ClayWar237
      @ClayWar237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amazingness isnotonfire git rektt noob!!!1!11! !

    • @andreaslois3074
      @andreaslois3074 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Caterina The PhanGirling Yandere
      are you sure 👨

    • @margiemulligan5800
      @margiemulligan5800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

  • @puppy4779
    @puppy4779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I HAVE EVOLVED
    Sadly, I evolved into number 6 evolution he was talking about. My cough hasn't gone away. I've had it a looong time.😢

  • @guy-s
    @guy-s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    GMOs are shown to have no negative impact. In fact, it's the reverse.

    • @jojag5
      @jojag5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Guy S My plant physiology professor hates the people who talk shit about GMO foods. There's literally no evidence that there's anything bad about them.

    • @ThrottleKitty
      @ThrottleKitty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah.... It's literally superstition... Plants modify their own DNA all the time... o_o It's like saying "THIS PLANT EVOLVED ITS EVIL" ..... How the hell do you think it got to be edible in the first damn place???? -__-

    • @edouardwidmaier3724
      @edouardwidmaier3724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Guy S No offense but you guys are probably saying this because you like it when food is cheap

    • @HUNDmiau
      @HUNDmiau 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, the worst part of GMOs is that they make farmers dependent from big companies, as those companies own the patents for those GMO-seeds and you can not produce enough to compete and live if you don't use GMOs.
      That's a whole new level of slavery in capitalism.

    • @lassea
      @lassea 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HUNDmiau Actually that seed thing is a problem with normal seeds as well. at least in Europe.
      oh sweet capitalism

  • @rabasi8330
    @rabasi8330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We can evolve wth a Stone Mask and The Red Stone Of Aja.

    • @beanieboi7743
      @beanieboi7743 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ßŕчâղ Ƙǿḃâšħį we will become the pillar men

    • @rabasi8330
      @rabasi8330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dragon fighters Awaken my masters!

    • @llahxam
      @llahxam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ßŕчâղ Ƙǿḃâšħį Whamuuuu

    • @hellpwnage6665
      @hellpwnage6665 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ßŕчâղ Ƙǿḃâšħį Is this a Jojo reference!?

    • @RobinSwede
      @RobinSwede 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ßŕчâղ Ƙǿḃâšħį
      wut

  • @fjaviermont
    @fjaviermont 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    omfg! some kid in my class 2 years ago literally stole everything on this video and used it for a presentation! word for word!

  • @madbassist94
    @madbassist94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    im 6'7 and it is my goal to have kids with a woman that is at least 6'2 and then raise a crop of like 12 hella tall sons and arrange marriages for them with the tallest mail order russian brides i can find eventually my family name will come to be synonymous with a fuckload of 7ft+ tall people

    • @conorm.5331
      @conorm.5331 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What....?

    • @lavarjr06
      @lavarjr06 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Alex DiazdeLeon ok you our stuck in the midevil times

    • @Zekrombest
      @Zekrombest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alex DiazdeLeon I'm 6'9 but my lil bro is 7 feet. XD

    • @FullaEels
      @FullaEels 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are a giant. I am 5'6.

    • @AncientWorldEnthusiast
      @AncientWorldEnthusiast 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      im 5 foot 8 and I feel short

  • @thomasgordienko1838
    @thomasgordienko1838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    *I hope I evolve into a Charizard.*

    • @beenjamin594
      @beenjamin594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *I wanna be a fucking ditto*

    • @ghost_curse
      @ghost_curse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Evolve into the ancient fish, Magikarp.

    • @Zantreful
      @Zantreful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ditto does do a lot of fucking.

    • @villagerhelicopter2562
      @villagerhelicopter2562 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      RoyalFire I wanna be squirtle :DD

    • @202atif
      @202atif 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greninja for life

  • @raafekhan2978
    @raafekhan2978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Looking like Tien Shinhan in the thumbnail

    • @ejlowell0329
      @ejlowell0329 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kikoho

    • @bless8202
      @bless8202 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Raafe Khan ikr

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like what if tien shinhan has a beard

  • @baileyrogers2273
    @baileyrogers2273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    He put "widsom teeth"

    • @ThrottleKitty
      @ThrottleKitty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahaha I saw that. I knew SOMEONE had to have noticed. xD

    • @balazskozma7782
      @balazskozma7782 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      also, "likey to evolve" in the video, not in the title.

  • @Frostyad7251
    @Frostyad7251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    There's three dislikes in the first three minutes of him uploading. That literally means people subscribed and put on notifications just to dislike him... How pathetic is that?!?!

  • @servillian2363
    @servillian2363 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wait.. think about it. We can scan our brain and make an AI act like us. But we can’t MOVE our consciousness onto it..

  • @DreadedOne
    @DreadedOne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Who else still has their wisdom teeth?

    • @jarnedewitte2496
      @jarnedewitte2496 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Island Mon me

    • @ChickenPermish
      @ChickenPermish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have the two that grew out.

    • @ninjaweretiger4273
      @ninjaweretiger4273 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do. Two were removed but not the others. xD

    • @SoS_ClapzZ
      @SoS_ClapzZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Island Mon i already didnt have any aswell as my cousin and no they really dont exist in our jaws ^^ we got several xray exams to be sure

    • @GTdba
      @GTdba 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Island Mon Heh. My W.teeth got drunk one day and decided to lay sideways, annoying the other sane teeth.
      To say that I hate them is an understatement, but soon, goodbye little bastards!

  • @kyra9411
    @kyra9411 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I learned a lot of this in biology, we are Learning evolution, I'm about to show my teacher this I feel like I'm back in biology class

    • @Creptzy
      @Creptzy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      emma Jones but this is a little more fun

  • @keio4456
    @keio4456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I dont have wisdom teeth... AM I A MUTANT?

    • @noxauracille
      @noxauracille 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      keo perez I don't have them either. I have molars, though.

    • @noxauracille
      @noxauracille 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crazycat 999 Oh! Never mind. They're coming in very early and I'll probably have to have them pulled

    • @vladimirmakarov3377
      @vladimirmakarov3377 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No no no... You're just a child 😂

    • @catdecorte6510
      @catdecorte6510 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wasn't born with wisdom teeth at all and I know another woman who doesn't have any either so it's not super rare just really uncommon.

    • @Collandros
      @Collandros 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My wife doesn't have wisdom teeth, and some baby teeth were never replaced, through her mother's family on her father's side.

  • @Digitalemke
    @Digitalemke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Scanning a brain isn't you. It's more a clone. That's why I want to put my brain into a robot so it's still me.

    • @yoshig5278
      @yoshig5278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OddArtist Animations Same!

    • @bernardobarajas5570
      @bernardobarajas5570 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea honestly that’s what I’ve been thinking lately like yea it would be you but not the original u to them u might seem normal But in reality you’re just dead

  • @2001Crews
    @2001Crews 7 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Never start a video about evolution with "From Monkeys to Humans"

    • @RobinSwede
      @RobinSwede 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      2001Crews
      that pisses me off too.

    • @fandomtrashfullmetalunderg923
      @fandomtrashfullmetalunderg923 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Robin Swede no he said not to because old timey Christians will get angry. I am Catholic and understand how science works and how evolution is basically fact.

    • @jerrywu8969
      @jerrywu8969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      FandomTrash FullMetalUnderGem oh I thought he said not to cuz we didn't evolve from monkeys we just share a common ancestor.

    • @jbfelix9118
      @jbfelix9118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Baconater Wu
      THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE ON THIS EARTH UNDERSTANDS!

    • @2001Crews
      @2001Crews 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Porky Lambchop Neither, we just share a common ancestor with both

  • @nohanabil9220
    @nohanabil9220 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I believe the world will end up like the movie idiocracy

  • @dduhz
    @dduhz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Hmm evolution let's find some religious comments

    • @untrustworthypoptart9144
      @untrustworthypoptart9144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      beware! Its a dangerous trip!

    • @RobinSwede
      @RobinSwede 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Duncan Zhu
      atheists:1
      Christianity:0

    • @ingridayarza
      @ingridayarza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Duncan Zhu Actually, Catholics and Science get along pretty well lol. If you mean religious fanatics, well...

    • @isaacmcvey8213
      @isaacmcvey8213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Robin Swede atheists:0
      Christians:9,001

    • @bryan.2bc
      @bryan.2bc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Duncan Zhu not all religions r against evolution like the carholic church isnt against like alot of people think

  • @miserydark1299
    @miserydark1299 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Have a fantastic.."*Commercial*..
    "day".
    * video ends*
    Me: "What dafauq ?"
    XD

  • @cesarhinojosa5446
    @cesarhinojosa5446 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ok, so I know I am posting this much later than when the video was uploaded, but I noticed something unique. Everything that Matt says we can evolve into, is exactly what the typical alien we think looks like. Big head, tall, small jaws, not much body mass, and likely genetic engineering. My theory is that aliens were with us here in earth, and that they were us, but they evolved exactly like this and all the aliens that people claim they see are the same species that were with us. Maybe that is why dinosaurs were extinct, because of the launch into space.

  • @joeydeandre8001
    @joeydeandre8001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    HAPPY 4/20 👌🏼✌🏼😁

    • @lukehesketh5297
      @lukehesketh5297 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joey DeAndre 20/4 in the uk

    • @Draynor
      @Draynor 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      BLAZE IT! *dabs*

    • @greenjoe4202
      @greenjoe4202 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joey DeAndre you too

    • @Rb26z
      @Rb26z 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hitler's birthday!

    • @ericcartman2184
      @ericcartman2184 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joey DeAndre happy holidays!!!

  • @PretzelPunch
    @PretzelPunch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Fun Fact:
    I have a friend who was born on 9/11

    • @PretzelPunch
      @PretzelPunch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laker prince if your name is Jacob I will freak out

    • @beaucastaneda63
      @beaucastaneda63 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too

    • @sonyakitzmiller1250
      @sonyakitzmiller1250 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Born in 2003 or like my daughter who was born on 9-11 but was 3 when the towers were hit

    • @clouds5267
      @clouds5267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .

    • @stress9919
      @stress9919 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine died on 9/11! The more you know!

  • @aranneva978
    @aranneva978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when Matthew said number 7, I was just doing it unconsciously zoning out the rest of noise in the house

  • @cruelsaderofc.8690
    @cruelsaderofc.8690 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:45 Matt you switched up the D and the S in wisdom teeth. :)

  • @Sonybo100
    @Sonybo100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Mathew , what's the name of the song in the background?

  • @rascal6543
    @rascal6543 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:44 gotta love matt's amzaing spelling

  • @littlemayo1276
    @littlemayo1276 7 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Funfact: Hitler's birthday is 4/20

    • @grainos5
      @grainos5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Robin Swede NIEN NIEN NIEN

    • @zzbiegel
      @zzbiegel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sammy Benotman; Ja

    • @batsnghostz
      @batsnghostz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Little Mayo a senior friend of mine was born on 4/20

    • @blz4849
      @blz4849 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Little Mayo my parents got married on 4/20

    • @Jayzgrouse
      @Jayzgrouse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's right.

  • @moodedits769
    @moodedits769 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    YOUR VIDEOS ARE ALWAYS SO INTERESTING PLEASE DO MOOORE!😍💕💕

  • @randomagender8330
    @randomagender8330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Number 6 takes another meaning since COVID

  • @Fireluigi1
    @Fireluigi1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    10th one...THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

  • @extreme9275
    @extreme9275 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Will Mathew ever have yellow teeth?

    • @stringrayslapper7599
      @stringrayslapper7599 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Extreme X its unhealthy teeth are natuarlly suppose to be yellow

    • @jbfelix9118
      @jbfelix9118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yellow teeth means there is built up plaque and grime as well as other various germs, they just say that so you don't feel as bad when you have yellow teeth.

    • @Aemond-qj4xt
      @Aemond-qj4xt 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      JB Felix dont feel bad just feel ugly like me

  • @blasianking4827
    @blasianking4827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great video as always Matt! Been a sub for 2 years now, and you deserve every single subscriber and view and like you ever got and ever will get. Your videos make my day better, you provide education with combining a little humor to make it entertaining for kids and adults alike. Keep up the quality content and i wish you good luck in the future.

  • @soulhunt3r46
    @soulhunt3r46 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The bald hair apocalypse has begun!!!!!

  • @curlminion
    @curlminion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    so um
    i almost never get sick
    once a year
    occasional sore throat once every 3 months
    and i go to school with so many sick kids
    I AM THE NEXT GENERATION OF HEALTHY

    • @AncientWorldEnthusiast
      @AncientWorldEnthusiast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carlminion me too. Im five foot 8 185 pounds of muscle and have perfect wisdom teeth. I am a TINY BEAST

    • @chrisokeeffe4737
      @chrisokeeffe4737 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Windex no you're a bleach company

    • @zzzeeezz
      @zzzeeezz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carlminion I've been sick for 4 months runny nose 👃

    • @sifuentesdjb5955
      @sifuentesdjb5955 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carlminion no just lucky

    • @jerrywu8969
      @jerrywu8969 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucky son of a bitch

  • @Wizbane69
    @Wizbane69 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:43 so like when u have those really thick headphones and you can barely hear ir click but when u focus on it you hear it better

  • @AA-bo3qq
    @AA-bo3qq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    7:15 a feminist was triggered

    • @robertemerson9109
      @robertemerson9109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Awesome Name Anonymous lol yup

    • @hesitant_yet_hopeful
      @hesitant_yet_hopeful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awesome Name Anonymous I

    • @SiliconeCloud
      @SiliconeCloud 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      can i respond

    • @bindy4936
      @bindy4936 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome Name Anonymous I don't think you know what feminism is

  • @Auruchius
    @Auruchius 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Silicon Valley is trying Transhumanism already.

  • @hsneed10
    @hsneed10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Matthew, did you get a new camera? This video seems to run alot smoother and has better quality than others.

  • @TruthNoodle
    @TruthNoodle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    #baldlivesmatter

    • @robertemerson9109
      @robertemerson9109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Epic Brandon haha finally a funny comment

  • @TylerLeMarr
    @TylerLeMarr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    7:37
    WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO LIKES NICKELBACK?!

    • @musicisourlife71
      @musicisourlife71 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Backup Rogue i was thinking the same thing

    • @DvsChula
      @DvsChula 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Backup Rogue I still love Nickelback ❤

    • @benny_lee
      @benny_lee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Backup Rogue I love Nickelback ❤️

    • @TekkamanSeraphim
      @TekkamanSeraphim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't love Nickelback, but I do enjoy their music.

    • @lorifroese13
      @lorifroese13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like Nickelback and I down vote every video that has an unnecessary dig at them (petty I know).

  • @badgerbadger-badger-Poppy
    @badgerbadger-badger-Poppy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “People who use hand sanitizer all the time...”
    I feel called out af

  • @MrRandomDoritosandCola
    @MrRandomDoritosandCola 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He sounds like he's rapping the whole video lol

  • @anjalimathur6172
    @anjalimathur6172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    yes matt u will evolve .don't worry
    u will get your hair back!!!

  • @FaeChangeling
    @FaeChangeling 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    That thing about scanning your brains into computers...
    Well, go watch Ghost In The Shell. Preferably the animated ones; they get the hypothetical question across better. Basically they pose dilemmas like 'If we become cyborgs, at what point do we lose our humanity?' and 'Am I real, or am I just programming?', as well as issues with hacking *people*, and what effects that might have.

  • @dyldoslice
    @dyldoslice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Jesus fuck Matt u just had to upload this video on 4/20 didn't you?

    • @giladpeled6249
      @giladpeled6249 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dylan Schuth so its 4.20. Whats the prablom. Am i a idiot

    • @Max-yd2wr
      @Max-yd2wr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      gilad kmpnow its the fürers birthday

    • @Whey-men
      @Whey-men 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      420 means to "blaze it"

    • @crazyman5520
      @crazyman5520 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 for real

    • @phun6887
      @phun6887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      420 blazing

  • @jackko21
    @jackko21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The future is going to suck

    • @TheLegoMaster261
      @TheLegoMaster261 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it’s not. You’re just a pessimistic prick who doesn’t want to be happy

  • @FirstLast-sh6bt
    @FirstLast-sh6bt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:40 Race in the future will not be exactly as you would expect, if someone from this time travelled to the future where genes were completely mixed they would see hints of ethnicity in most people, you would say "this person looks mostly white" or "this person looks mostly black" or "I think this person looks asian and black mixed". This is because if all of the genes and traits are 100% mixed, certain traits occur together by coincidence and your brain is very good at picking out patterns. Even today there are parts of the world where the races overlap and you can observe this perceptual phenomenon, for example in Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Xinjiang China, and just anyone from the surrounding areas and where europe and asia meets. Google images of "Xinjiang people", you will most likely see white people, asian people, mixed people, or maybe things like asians with blond hair. Think about how these people see each other, for them it is all just natural variety, they can't pick out any asian-ness or white-ness within themselves like you might be able to. Two family members might be considered very similar looking where they are from, while I might think they can't possibly be biologically related becuase to me they look different. It is very interesting how we compare the people we see with the people we have seen in the past and are used to looking at.

  • @tokyox6211
    @tokyox6211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You could have put the eye up higher on your Fivehead

  • @thraxx2592
    @thraxx2592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wait... So you mean women won't have hair... Catch me in heaven my boi

  • @servillian2363
    @servillian2363 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait so.. being able to tune out things isn’t normal? I can talk to someone without background noise interfering.. and In class and even when I’m watching something I can just space out and not hear anything.. I think that second part is normal. Also I can locate where someone is from where I hear their voice. I have HORRIBLE eyesight. I was on a diving board and heard my mother saying “HI”(She was pretty far away) So I just waved where I thought she was. Turns out she WAS there when I got down. I literally couldn’t see a thing.

  • @CandiseyNiece
    @CandiseyNiece 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I use hand sanitizers all day. I'm germophobic! XD

  • @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi
    @AndrejNikolov-xw2gi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Tall? Nigga, I'm already tall... 6'7" . If we do evolve, what am I going to be? A giant. xD

    • @CinemaBlocks
      @CinemaBlocks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Andrej Nikolov no dead

    • @MrJacobPhoenix
      @MrJacobPhoenix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      FilmsMusicLife yes dead

    • @CinemaBlocks
      @CinemaBlocks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phoenix El Classifico Spelaren got me there

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrej Nikolov I'm 12 years old.
      I'm 6'8
      ;_;

    • @Ace-ps8mw
      @Ace-ps8mw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Andrej Nikolov, dont say nigga and Xd in the same sentence, fuck are you white or black?

  • @maddymiller4146
    @maddymiller4146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    01: Genetic Engineering
    Me: That may or may not be a good idea
    Tiger Warrior me: look at me, I have no heart and I’m basically a weapon of destruction
    02: No Wisdom Teeth
    Me: Well, those teeth are pretty useless
    Dentist me: If you could get yours taken out
    Me: touch my mouth and you’d be ending up with a false arm
    03: Taller
    Me: if only that could happen to me
    04: Less Hair
    Me: Really? No more brushing my hair and I’d have to not have to hear my mom say “Brush your hair” all the time
    05: Less Muscle mass
    Me: I already have not much muscle in my body, mostly fat.
    06: Weaker Immune Systems
    Me: We can’t have that
    07: Selective hearing
    Me: So I can tune out my brothers noise while listing to TH-cam all day
    08: Universal Ethnicity
    Me: Wow, multiracial and multilingual in all areas.
    09: Digital Immortality
    Me: Like a robot
    Robot me: Hey, no dissing on the robots
    10: We won’t Evolve
    Me: So, humanity stays where it is?

  • @InvestBetter.
    @InvestBetter. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:55
    The short and poor, inferior gene pool humans.....he was looking at you when he said that
    3:20 DAMN! I knew I was the peak of human existence. It's all downhill from here....
    9:40 He's right YOU won't evolve!

  • @leonardmuller194
    @leonardmuller194 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Year 2053 - "Oh no, My brain updated a windows patch and now I have a virus."
    "Yo bro, can you hotspot? I want to send you an idea" said no TransHuman ever

  • @sandyjamison5929
    @sandyjamison5929 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Body hair also protects the skin and squishy bits from dirt, bacteria and infections. Since the skin is our largest organ, it's pretty important to keep germ free, imo 🙂

  • @Soli_Deo_Gloria2023
    @Soli_Deo_Gloria2023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Top 10 cool animals

    • @war.neverchanges
      @war.neverchanges 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hosanna Berihu "cool" expand ur vocabulary

  • @prathampatel6670
    @prathampatel6670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We didn't evolve from monkeys! Lmao monkeys and other primates and humans share a common ancestor. Very common mistake though.

    • @caloise5493
      @caloise5493 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bill Cosby
      Yeah because literally no one else has stated that in this comment section.

  • @RamosLuis2550
    @RamosLuis2550 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    the opposite of the cocktail party effect is called crowd deafness, where you can't tell what someone is saying threw the din of a party or crowd

  • @lowkeynopressure6739
    @lowkeynopressure6739 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imma need that selective hearing to tone out all the haters

  • @TheGlamorousG
    @TheGlamorousG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey Matt make another gaming channel! Don't read this but make a reading your comments and put this in it and please say yes but sure read in the video the whole thing.

  • @johnyliltoe
    @johnyliltoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bit of a misunderstanding with the wisdom teeth there... if people don't die from having wisdom teeth, or if people with wisdom teeth are not considered unattractive, there is no reason that wisdom teeth would disappear in a few generations. We don't evolve away unnecessary organs simply because they are not necessary.

  • @Arkain7
    @Arkain7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    wait wait wait wait. Nickelback rocks! Well.. they did.

  • @jillianadams1407
    @jillianadams1407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like chicken legs

  • @audiogarden21
    @audiogarden21 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't forget the dire impact that animal agriculture has on our ability to fight infections. Many suppliers of animal products are unregulated in their use of antibiotics, which has led to extremely dangerous anti-bacterial resistant bugs like MRSA.

  • @groxymcgroxhole8187
    @groxymcgroxhole8187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Maybe pigs 🐷 will fly

    • @margiemulligan5800
      @margiemulligan5800 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      But wouldn't you hate that? XD

    • @alexalcan
      @alexalcan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They might conceivably (not at all probably) fly, but first they would have to evolve to be tiny and light. From then, basically go the way of Bats. Bats are mammals that achieved flight, using their arms as wings.

  • @benholloway8482
    @benholloway8482 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'll sell you a wig for $3

    • @kingteslas1427
      @kingteslas1427 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Holloway boii I'll gift him 1.

  • @deathslayer4600
    @deathslayer4600 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:45
    'No Widsom teeth'
    Damnit Matt!

  • @kwillis5232
    @kwillis5232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    this whole video sounds like a rap lol

    • @explosiveproxy9641
      @explosiveproxy9641 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      the background music,mixed with the smart and long words.Yeah he will sell a Mixtape real quick.

    • @Dssmount
      @Dssmount 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Explosive Proxy whats the background music called

    • @seansifagaloa4543
      @seansifagaloa4543 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kimberly Willis especially with the beat

  • @maryfoxx6019
    @maryfoxx6019 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wait wait wait... what do they mean by "perfect people" -that sounds like some fking Nazi as shit to me.
    The AI thing makes me think of Glados from that Portal2 game X-D
    The only way humans can naturally evolve is if well, patriarchy is finally dismantled and gotten rid of- everywhere. So that like, women can make a point to choose who father's their kids or who's genes make it to the next generation. That's how it happens in nature, however if literally every tom dick and stan has kids w someone, all their genes go forward and no evolution happens.

    • @tristanhalbert5813
      @tristanhalbert5813 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mary Foxx really?
      Fucking really?
      There is no patriarchy. I hate these kinds of people. Classic example of double think. Feminism is almost as self-contradictory as the bible.
      Women CAN chose. You aren't forced to fuck someone and have kids with them, you have reproductive rights, men don't. You can steal sperm and Sue for child support, or just sue
      donors for it, too.
      Oh shit I just assumed your gender.

  • @LargeMike815
    @LargeMike815 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    matt's reaction to less hair was so funny and when he said we had super smart brains, he had to be sarcastic due to a lot of people being stupid as well

  • @BillyTheBoz
    @BillyTheBoz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a biochemist, a lot of these points are just derpy to be honest

  • @Liam-yk1ww
    @Liam-yk1ww 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Banana's have more potassium than milk so if you want stronger bones there you go

  • @kidcalimusic980
    @kidcalimusic980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel Mathew Santoro's pain it's hot here in South Africa and when I was 7 my dad shaved me bald my head was burning I had to go to the water fountain to put water on my head

  • @Wclipped
    @Wclipped 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i dont like humanity
    main reason we toke away all life off almost all land and air animals even sea animals..

    • @AncientWorldEnthusiast
      @AncientWorldEnthusiast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      homie fox Its either us or them. Survival of the fittest. Its unfortunate but what can we do?

    • @7227falcon
      @7227falcon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cease the production of or at least decrease the supply of food wastes, especially those derived from animals, both for preservation of species and to support a growing human population, practice sustainable farming or fishing practices in order to avoid the extinction of marine species, as well as avoid large and costly preservation programs that are bundled along with it, encourage biodiversity among crops to avoid an epidemic resembling the near-extinction of the Gros Michel banana with the emergence of the Panama disease, cut down on the destruction of rainforests worldwide to both protect the trees and the immense biodiversity housed within, and a lot more. You were saying?

    • @stringrayslapper7599
      @stringrayslapper7599 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      homie fox the other animals need to catch up

    • @7227falcon
      @7227falcon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's kind of difficult for them to do that when we're slaughtering them by the millions. The only evolution we're promoting is of superbugs.

    • @Wclipped
      @Wclipped 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gaming Milk am i a human

  • @kayleeyovan1584
    @kayleeyovan1584 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope we unevolve because just think about it the world was perfect before innovation there wasn't pollution like there is today and there wasn't Donald trump for president and there wasn't climate change

    • @mugsmr_
      @mugsmr_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kaylee Yovan there will always be climate change, our planet is constantly changing. Like Antarctica used to be really warm, now it's really cold and is encased in ice

    • @tristanhalbert5813
      @tristanhalbert5813 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mugsmr 123 really warm is an understatement, it was a fern forest that went through a few winter months during the jurassic, it was an almost tropical climate.

    • @UnfoundFilms
      @UnfoundFilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This world was better off without us

  • @montgal53
    @montgal53 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    #8 - Universal Ethnicity. On the subject of the ending of racism, through this process, will never end. Regardless how Human evolves, 'skin tone' (or skin-color) will always be an issue (or determinant factor) with most societies on the planet. Why? Because Humans judge each other on the subject of many factors. But with skin-color, we have been accustom to identifying, hating and loving each other based on "how" we look (skin color). There will always been a "Black" (dark) race, if you will, that a society (especially America) to based their hatred on. And there will always be a "White" race (Caucasian, Hispanics, Asians, Europeans, Indians and other "non"-Black people) that will judge another person based on their income, education, place in a society and. . .race.

  • @azn_assassinxx5317
    @azn_assassinxx5317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Matthew santaro it's fine my family will rebirth the best immune system, I'm 14 turning 15 and I sill haven't been sick once, not one cold or sneeze or stuffed up nose at all. I probably have the best immune system for a My age

    • @azn_assassinxx5317
      @azn_assassinxx5317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And I'm not even joking.

    • @elliewellie_YouTube
      @elliewellie_YouTube 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      well good for you. Get vaccinated anyway.

    • @caloise5493
      @caloise5493 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trqpical - MC & More
      Yeah. I don't believe that.