Death of Stalin but it's just the doctors

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  • @davididiart5934
    @davididiart5934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9104

    "Thick skull. Incredibly strong."
    Even when he's dead, they're so scared that they're complimenting him.

    • @adriansamson6872
      @adriansamson6872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I finally did it

    • @cashewnuttel9054
      @cashewnuttel9054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      There's a bullet mark on that statues hat.

    • @gabrieleporru4443
      @gabrieleporru4443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      You could almost say it's made of steel

    • @angieroxy7550
      @angieroxy7550 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cashewnuttel9054 And?

    • @jamesdragonforce
      @jamesdragonforce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It could be a coded way of calling him an idiot.

  • @raylast3873
    @raylast3873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6496

    „We have all the doctors there is no other opinion“
    He isn‘t even exaggerating.

    • @charlesrussell8205
      @charlesrussell8205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wdym?

    • @akorn9943
      @akorn9943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +841

      @@charlesrussell8205These are literally all of the doctors they could find in the Moscow area, because, at least as far as the movie goes, every other doctor has already been rounded up, I think presumably for trying to kill Stalin/giving him subpar medical treatment. That’s why they make a big deal over the fact that the guys they‘ve rounded are retired, really young, old, etc., because they realllly had to scrape the bottom of the barrel with who was left. There’s another great scene right before this where the inner council is worried about what will happen if they choose a bad doctor for Stalin, and Kruschev is just like “well if he recovers that means we found a good doctor, if he doesn’t then we found a bad one but he won’t know that.”

    • @CrashB111
      @CrashB111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      @@akorn9943 It was based in reality. When Stalin had his stroke in real life, none of the doctors available wanted to operate on him for fear they'd be sent to gulags if he died on their operating tables.

    • @flyingtomatosauce3528
      @flyingtomatosauce3528 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charlesrussell8205 Well Stalin Killed most of the Doctors in the USSR

    • @chad3232132
      @chad3232132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      @@charlesrussell8205 Stalin's final big plot/purge was aimed at doctors in the USSR - especially Moscow (a large share were Jewish), who Stalin claimed were plotting to kill him. While the purge did not reach the level of mass executions before Stalin died, by the time Stalin suffered his fatal stroke, most of the respectable doctors in and around Moscow had been removed from their jobs, arrested, imprisoned, some executed. The doctors still operating in the area were not exactly the cream of the crop.

  • @lunhil12
    @lunhil12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5527

    Much underrated film, it's hilarious. The doctor's patter as he's being led away to the van is perfection. "I can give you names.", lol...

    • @petkus12
      @petkus12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      If you didn't give answers when being questioned, then it meant you are hiding something. And that leads to torturing. It's just better to give whatever names right away.

    • @anagramconfirmed1717
      @anagramconfirmed1717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Clown, who tf "underrated" this movie?!

    • @georgyekimov4577
      @georgyekimov4577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      so there is this old soviet joke
      Stalin and Beria want to drink together
      but Stalin cant find the bottle
      so Beria suggests that somebody has stolen it and starts his search
      later on they meet again Stalin sais i found it it rolled behind my desk
      Beria answers but I already executed 20 men on this case
      -but why
      -they all confessed

    • @lunhil12
      @lunhil12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@georgyekimov4577 Two East German police at the door knocking, tell the occupant "We just want to talk." Occupant asks them "How many of you are out there?" They answer "Two." Occupant says "Good, then you can talk to each other."

    • @matthewsmith5374
      @matthewsmith5374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      An American dog, a Polish dog and a Soviet dog sit together. The American dog says “In my country if you bark long enough, you will be heard and given some meat”. The Polish dog replies “What is ‘meat’?” The Soviet dog says “What is ‘bark’?”

  • @MCL003
    @MCL003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3261

    I love how both of stalins kids don’t believe the young doctor and just dismiss his age lol

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX ปีที่แล้ว +104

      The old guy keeps getting yelled at too

    • @marshmallowbudgie
      @marshmallowbudgie ปีที่แล้ว +80

      well that's because he's not even a PERSON

    • @hidefreek6905
      @hidefreek6905 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They hate Jews because Stalin wanted to do the same thing that Hitler did.
      Holocaust in Soviet

    • @PolymurExcel
      @PolymurExcel ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marshmallowbudgiehe’s a testicle, and he’s mostly made of HAIR!

    • @DollowRlance
      @DollowRlance ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@marshmallowbudgie And the other made mostly of hair!

  • @unhandmeprrriest4601
    @unhandmeprrriest4601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6424

    “It’s American”
    “It’s from his hospital”
    “It was his idea”

    • @piotr780
      @piotr780 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is how russians killed 20 milions russians - it's that logic

    • @FrankHeuvelman
      @FrankHeuvelman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      "It's communism."

    • @zdude11
      @zdude11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      I recall reading that the machine wouldn't even work because of the different outlets in the Soviet Union. I think that's rather ironic considering the whole context.

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Alright, let's just pretend these last six sentences never happened.

    • @justinmanley8131
      @justinmanley8131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@zdude11 The outlet has nothing to do with a machine working. Surely they would have had an electrician or handyman to change the plug.

  • @user-nh3gu1ge3d
    @user-nh3gu1ge3d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5850

    "How old are you?"
    "I'm.......old."
    "You're not old!"
    "You're not even a person! You're a testicle! You're made mostly of hair!"
    Omfg I spit at my screen laughing

    • @attackpatterndelta8949
      @attackpatterndelta8949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      The ice hockey scene is another classic.
      “PLAY BETTER YOU CLATTERING FANNIES!!!”
      I’ve shouted that at the England football team more than once.

    • @Ogaitnas900
      @Ogaitnas900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      "I'm... old" that one got me good

    • @kayzeaza
      @kayzeaza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I’m 20….9

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kayzeaza "That's a lie. How old are you? You're DEAD"

    • @an2939
      @an2939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And 2:06

  • @followingtheroe1952
    @followingtheroe1952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    "I'm... old..."
    he figured out saying 29 wasn't believable lmao

  • @Ultraelectromagnetic
    @Ultraelectromagnetic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4360

    "I'm twenty. Nine." Cracks me up every time.

    • @H_Eli
      @H_Eli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      An american orders a beer

    • @SaphirKnight
      @SaphirKnight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      "He's delusional, take him to the infirmary."

    • @drakemerwin
      @drakemerwin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@SaphirKnight Sickness from the feed water. He’ll be fine. I’ve seen worse.

    • @banjo3960
      @banjo3960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "thats a lie."

    • @saatvikpandey9045
      @saatvikpandey9045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@banjo3960 was she saying that he's older or younger?

  • @balrog322
    @balrog322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    2:35-2:36: “I won’t forget it.” Not what you want to hear from Beria. The doctor was undoubtedly greatly relieved when he heard of Beria’s execution, but I fear he never saw his dog again.

    • @ClassicalRips
      @ClassicalRips ปีที่แล้ว +233

      All of the doctors were executed in that last scene

    • @Arunemor
      @Arunemor ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I thought he said "I will forget it".

    • @POKEMANZZ3
      @POKEMANZZ3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@ClassicalRips given the old doctor here is Dr. Lukomsky, no they wernt executed least IRL, Lukomsky was alive at least as late as 1961 still so.

    • @blackpaint9093
      @blackpaint9093 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ​@@POKEMANZZ3yeah didnt happen irl, but in the movie all the doctors are executed, so are stalin's personal guards and his body doubles.
      The movie greatly exaggerates the real life events

    • @edpablo2635
      @edpablo2635 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@blackpaint9093not really, you can see the doctors on the trucks right at 4:06, the ones on the ground are probably Stalin’s doubles

  • @NixonRules963
    @NixonRules963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1561

    "Are they going to sing for us? Why are they all standing in a line." That line gets me every time lol

  • @TFreckle
    @TFreckle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    'We have all the doctors, there is no other opinion' might be the most Soviet line ever.

  • @astrobullivant5908
    @astrobullivant5908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2171

    The best dialog from "Death of Stalin" went something like this:
    Kaganovich: What do we do? All the good doctors in Moscow are dead!
    Bulganin: I know! We'll get a bad doctor!

    • @peterenglish2573
      @peterenglish2573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Kruschev: We’ll if he wakes up we got a good doctor, if he doesn’t we got a bad one but he won’t know.

    • @blixer8384
      @blixer8384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      It’s funny but also wasn’t true, only one of the victims of the Doctor’s Plot died. After Stalin’s death the charges against the doctors were dropped and Beria himself publicly exonerated them by decree in what was a cynical attempt to make himself look good.

    • @Mrbimmer11
      @Mrbimmer11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This is classic dark comedy one of the better new movies no cgi crap no naked women only good actors and a superb script

    • @FloraJoannaK
      @FloraJoannaK ปีที่แล้ว

      "Who was that woman who testified in the Doctor's plot?"
      "Timasuk."
      "Right. She has all we need. The location of all the remaining doctors in Moscow area, and... A talent for fellatio."
      "Oh, she gets my vote."
      "And if it all goes South, we'll pin it all on lady suck-suck."
      "Then we shoot her."
      "You see? We work best as a committee."

    • @politicalridicule
      @politicalridicule ปีที่แล้ว

      Idiots, all doctors still live after doctor's criminal case. History lies.

  • @zavie3513
    @zavie3513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    I like how at first it may seem that Beria trusts the doctor's opinion, but then you realize that he's just looking for the first opportunity to declare Stalin dead and begin his path to ultimate power.

  • @turmuthoer
    @turmuthoer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    _"I won't forget it."_ - I just love the double meaning of Beria's response.

    • @gaby_holaXd
      @gaby_holaXd 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Tenían otro sentido, yo no lo encontré, explicame por favor 😅

  • @aziris7257
    @aziris7257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3654

    Just as they thought they got through everything with their lives, the NKVD came and carried them away to work camps in Siberia.

    • @tanveerhasan2382
      @tanveerhasan2382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      _Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in_

    • @machirim2805
      @machirim2805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      some of them were simply shot

    • @vandannski
      @vandannski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Siberia? Oh you sweet summer child....so naive....

    • @JohnJohn-jq7cd
      @JohnJohn-jq7cd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Are you serious.

    • @greatbingus
      @greatbingus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      'through everything' yeah the prior 40 years of horror; Nazinski Cannibal island and Mass deportations, Blacklisting, Holodomor and Kazakh famines, The Great Purge, Polish Massacres, Kulak resettlement, Decossackization and the Red Terror, you think it's finally over the horrors are done and then the NKVD trucks show up for one last round up to fill their quotas and mainly they just like the thrill of hunting down people and it has become a habit...

  • @deadpan2866
    @deadpan2866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    one of these doctors is a model in my art class, interesting man, tricked his sons in law into building a summer house before letting them marry his daughters

  • @MrGarethG
    @MrGarethG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    More understandable as a Russian Dr than as a Gloucestershire police constable.

    • @attackpatterndelta8949
      @attackpatterndelta8949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “I’ve had my top off in this lay-by.”
      “Tits”

    • @jerubaal101
      @jerubaal101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I suppose...

    • @robwalker9555
      @robwalker9555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@jerubaal101 Yes. I Suppose

    • @MrGarethG
      @MrGarethG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Paul Yoxy aaa 'spose.

    • @davidrenton
      @davidrenton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Paul Yoxy he is referring to the main doctor being the incomprehensible farmer in Hot Fuzz

  • @Vergil_Sparda98
    @Vergil_Sparda98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2133

    Wow.. Cato reincarnated and became a doctor under Stalin administration. Serves him right for going against Caesar.

    • @yibithehispanic
      @yibithehispanic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Čien Vander Jan Breytenbach lol

    • @iDoTechOK
      @iDoTechOK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Thank you! Could not place who that was in other movies.

    • @blackmorewolf
      @blackmorewolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Čien Vander Jan Breytenbach TTEFFF...MURDEERERER.

    • @JohnyAngelo
      @JohnyAngelo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Not even after 2000 years can he escape that

    • @rado3880
      @rado3880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Damn. No wonder he looked and sounded familiar. 😂

  • @pokerface4396
    @pokerface4396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4437

    My mom remembers the impact Stalin had on the USSR. She didn't laugh when watching the movie and actually grew uncomfortable with the atmosphere because it was pretty accurate about that entire deal with arrests, tortures, and the way the ruling elite treated people.

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +523

      @Hell Fire3 No, man. You don't know how horrifying the Soviet Union was, especially so under at first Trotsky's directions of purges and then Stalin's Great Purge and in the fall-out of his death. Putin is nothing, a tiny happy puppy, next to the absolute horror and fear and menace that Stalin was. There are very, very few people in history who held the kind of absolute terror that Stalin manifested.

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Yeah... it's a good dark humor movie that through timing and usage of characterization makes you both laugh and feel the terror, but I can imagine that those who really lived through it struggle to find the humor and would be uncomfortable. For what really was in the Soviet Union, it's absolute horror.

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @Hell Fire3 Yes. Consider that every person in the film Death of Stalin is a mass murderer who had incredible power and violence, most of them monstrous and cold calculating killers with either zealous ideological purpose or self-interest. Now consider that every single one of them was so utterly terrified of Stalin that not one of them would ever say a single bad word of him in front of his corpse, that each of them had taken positions themselves as replacements for people who had previously slightly displeased Stalin or made him even slightly question their loyalties to the Soviet Union, who had made a singular failure or made him briefly suspect interests against him or the revolution. Stalin was a figure of abject terror.

    • @dane4kka
      @dane4kka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@pubcle I wouldn't be so tender about Putin's regiment. Let's say all his political opponents are either dead, imprisoned or far away from Russia trembling before a mere possibility of repeating Litvinenko's fate. Living in Russia is not scary until you actually have a solid opinion or demand political liberty meaning you'd like to express your disappointment or refusal of current politics. People are getting arrested and threatened just by holding a blank piece of paper, needless to say about protesters who actually gather peacefully on the streets against war in Ukraine. Of course, it's not Ussr, but we are getting closer to recreating it day by day.

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@dane4kka Oh don't get me wrong, Putin is awful, but it's like comparing Xi Jinping to Mao. Of course both engage in horrific evil, genocidal in those two's case, but one is killing thousands and oppressing people more through fear and ignorance, and the other is on the scale of tens of millions. Trotsky as well would match them in horror if he got the opportunity, probably even outstrip Stalin's rate, both Stalin and Trotsky are both monstrous genocidal fanatics. Putin is monstrous and has instilled a horrible police state, but he's not a fanatic or genocidal.

  • @calvinsuu1949
    @calvinsuu1949 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +251

    Kruschev was giving a speech to the party members denouncing Stalin and his brutal tactics, someone in the crowd yelled "You were with him, why didnt you stop him then?..." Kruschev leaned forward and stated loudly "Who said that?!.." and there was a long silence, then he simply said "You see why.."

    • @Tugela60
      @Tugela60 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Kruschev was no angel either. They were all brutal thugs.

    • @jmlkinc
      @jmlkinc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@Tugela60 A lesser demon is an angel among Satans. You continuously make the best choice amongst the worst options.
      Saying 'they're all bad' absolves you of your responsibility to attempt to make things better.

    • @Tugela60
      @Tugela60 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@jmlkinc No. A demon is a demon. None of them have halos.
      Just because you only killed a thousand innocent people instead of a million does not make you a good guy.

    • @jmlkinc
      @jmlkinc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@Tugela60 Most people don't get the luxury of a 'good' candidate. Politics is constantly chiseling your way out to freedom.
      If you need a perfect candidate or nothing, you will consistently end up with worse and worse leaders wondering why this happened.

    • @mgeorgeafarge7456
      @mgeorgeafarge7456 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Both of you have a point. Doing lesser evil actions or "justifiably" evil actions does not make you any less horrible-but at the same time, you can always try to do better, be better, and if that fails, at least minimize the damage.
      If you accept that you're a bad person and all you can do are bad things, what's the point of inhibition? Might as well go all the way. It's a very dangerous thing to tell someone.

  • @shimatetsuo2019
    @shimatetsuo2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    What a brutal time to be living through. Everyone was killing everyone in an environment of perpetual fear.

    • @robfox6103
      @robfox6103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      that's communism for ya

    • @awpetersen5909
      @awpetersen5909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Russia

    • @tacoking1333
      @tacoking1333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robfox6103 not sure how economics is relevant, it was a corruption issue due to a sudden vacuum in an autocracy and happens regardless of ideology

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keyabrade1861 Anarcho-communism is an oxymoron. It's nonsense for what the Soviets called "useful idiots" people, often smart people who just never thought about where it leads, that they considered tools to bring forth the revolution and to be lined up and shot later.

    • @keyabrade1861
      @keyabrade1861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pubcle Read about the Ukrainian Black Army.
      We know not to ally with the Reds now. It was a lesson hard-learned but well-learned.

  • @forte609
    @forte609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I always lose it at the "You're not even a person, you are a testicle"

  • @viscountbp
    @viscountbp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1039

    Cato can't seem to take a break can he?

    • @sunjasonjb2773
      @sunjasonjb2773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I KNEW HE SEEMED FAMILIAR

    • @ardensvirens
      @ardensvirens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      YOU HAVE LOST STALIN WITHOUT UNSHEATHING YOUR SWORD! YOU’VE LOST STALIN!

    • @Sriram-ve4ge
      @Sriram-ve4ge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      First Caesar and now Stalin.

    • @LLiivveeeevviiLL
      @LLiivveeeevviiLL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@ardensvirens Some kind of rare species victory though.

    • @mustafaamin9516
      @mustafaamin9516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      "HE WANTS TO RULE THE SOVIET UNION... AS A BLOODY TYRANT!" -Cato, Soviet doctor

  • @417Owsy
    @417Owsy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    3:17 love how as soon as Vasily enters, the group unanimously groans at his mere existence

  • @billlawrence8520
    @billlawrence8520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    Could a screenplay writer prepare a sequel with these characters during the October 1962 Cuban Missile crisis?

    • @vibovitold
      @vibovitold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      nice idea, although most of THESE characters wouldn't be around anymore if the story was set in 1962.

    • @liamwright2510
      @liamwright2510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@vibovitold you would have new characters as well as Khruschev though

    • @vibovitold
      @vibovitold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@liamwright2510 yeah, sure. it just would be a challenge to hit such a jackpot again, having to replace most of the cast :) I wouldn't mind seeing them try though

    • @katoaomi4769
      @katoaomi4769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@vibovitold prequel during the great purge of late 30s would b great....

    • @evanwhyman8057
      @evanwhyman8057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I think a screenplay for the Death of Mao could work fantastically, as the situation was very similar to Stalin's death and there was likewise an impressive power struggle.

  • @jalexandertdavies
    @jalexandertdavies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    3:26 Me trying to get served as a teenager

  • @oliviaisgod
    @oliviaisgod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    I feel so bad for that dog lol

    • @pradeepsundaram6381
      @pradeepsundaram6381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He was the lucky one. Rest o them died.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Dog's an idiot, kept walking without the master

    • @kennethbain4290
      @kennethbain4290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought he was lucky they didn't shoot him. After all, they WERE the NKVD.🙄

    • @jacky304040
      @jacky304040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No loyalty, just let the dog run free into this mad world as it pleased.

    • @ramamoorthyh
      @ramamoorthyh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dog probably understood that sticking around would have invited a bullet.

  • @petrsalavec6541
    @petrsalavec6541 2 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Nice to see that Cato found himself a new job after the debacle against Caesar in Africa.

    • @TheImperialSenate
      @TheImperialSenate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh that's where he is from! I was trying to recall where I'd seen his face

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheImperialSenate I was happy when I saw him

    • @jtgd
      @jtgd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Where to go to now”
      “The edge of the earth”
      “What’s there?”
      “Ice…. People?”
      “Edge of the Earth then!”

    • @hotdiggity6846
      @hotdiggity6846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheImperialSenate Same.

  • @Potatotenkopf
    @Potatotenkopf ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bruh even the dog knew the situation was bad and walked away.

  • @Muzzly1234
    @Muzzly1234 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I have long been affixed upon the question of why the Russian Federation has such a disproprotionate number of free-ranging dogs in its urban centers. Viewing this delightful black comedy, I have formed the hypothesis that those all-too-common scenes throughout the Stalinist period, as depicted in 0:18, strongly contributed to the issue.

  • @aravind4391
    @aravind4391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I like how the siblings abuse the doctors the same way! Haha
    Amazing childhood!

  • @sweden4thewin
    @sweden4thewin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I can't believe they would kidnap an upstanding senator of the Republic of Rome like Cato like that while he is walking his dog.

    • @briancrawford8751
      @briancrawford8751 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, we get it. You saw an actor in another film, and you're showing off.

    • @sync9847
      @sync9847 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@briancrawford8751 You must be fun at parties.

    • @DavidTheRoss
      @DavidTheRoss 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME

    • @blethigg9320
      @blethigg9320 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "It's not the dog we need..."

  • @jojojojo4332
    @jojojojo4332 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "I can give you names" "i have never seen them before" the Duality of man

  • @sackwhacker
    @sackwhacker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    The guy who's not old, the "testicle" and the man "made mostly of hair" make an appearance at 0:49.

  • @j0hncarp
    @j0hncarp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    "How old are you?"
    "I'm old"
    "YOU'RE NOT OLD!"
    my man cant catch a break

  • @michaelkeaton5394
    @michaelkeaton5394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    i love how both stalin's children insults the doctor the same way...

  • @-Plot-
    @-Plot- ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It’s the terrifying nature of their system contrasted with the laid back and comedic performances that makes this movie both incredibly funny and incredbily horrific

  • @akizeta
    @akizeta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "We're feeling fine, if you're wondering."
    You don't need a doctor, then?

  • @mdtrw
    @mdtrw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    When Cato stops opposing Caesar and fled to USSR and became a doctor

  • @Inderastein
    @Inderastein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Props to stalin for the acting, he really knew how to act dead ngl, it's like he's not even breathing! hell even the brain scene was just realistic!

    • @porkcutlet3920
      @porkcutlet3920 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They had the actual actor killed for this. Props to him for volunteering for the role!

    • @justinokraski3796
      @justinokraski3796 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was his idea! He just came up with it one day on set

  • @snewsh
    @snewsh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I love that Svetlana freaks out at the doctors just like vasily.

  • @acidmana6141
    @acidmana6141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Lmao the doctors passing the clipboard are literally the resident doctors you see presenting case to their attendings.

  • @UnlistedThoughts
    @UnlistedThoughts  2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    The man who looks dead/the man made mostly of hair is very suspicious to me. Of all the doctors, he seems to play the biggest role without even saying a word. Was that a smirk on his face when he saw Dr Lukomsky? Why did he have the report before giving it to Dr Lukomsky (who then handed it to the alleged 29-year-old man)?
    Unlike the "old" man and the testicle, the man made mostly of hair appears to be doing nothing more than ducking during Vasily's outrage. All we do know is that he shakes hands with Dr Lukomsky and then gets trucked away.
    Who is the man who looks dead/the man made mostly of hair?

    • @jakelee5096
      @jakelee5096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don't know but it makes me want to take a massive shit just thinking about it, I'm going to go take a shit right now

    • @Emily-5124
      @Emily-5124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      joe mama

    • @UnlistedThoughts
      @UnlistedThoughts  2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OK

    • @jakelee5096
      @jakelee5096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@UnlistedThoughts Do I have your permission?

    • @UnlistedThoughts
      @UnlistedThoughts  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jakelee5096 It depends all on what ya gonna do with it, mate

  • @briang.2218
    @briang.2218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    lmao despite their generally distinctive dispositions, Svetlana and her brother do share commonalities in insulting the doctors

  • @crumbb_m
    @crumbb_m ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "These are good doctors, my dear"
    "....They look like mental patients."

  • @100monotheist-fkeroffalseg8
    @100monotheist-fkeroffalseg8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "They look like mental patients" Hahahaha, "Relax I am not going to kiss you" :D Hahahahah Pure Gold.

  • @tdab3883
    @tdab3883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I didn't know I needed this, thank you

  • @greghenrikson952
    @greghenrikson952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The dog: "I don't know that guy! I never met him!"

  • @j.dunlop8295
    @j.dunlop8295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "Those were the days my friend we thought they'd never end!" There are many insane Russians who (Putin) celebrate these times!
    Had a neighbor you didn't like, someone you owed a debt, call NKVD, not so secret police! Disappeared!

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everyone who disapproved were killed.

    • @WM-gf8zm
      @WM-gf8zm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      and other fairy tales you tell kids before sleep

    • @WaspCameraInSpringfield
      @WaspCameraInSpringfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WM-gf8zm Yeah man, the Soviet Union wasn't dictatorial and they never killed anyone.
      Fuck off.

    • @houseplant1016
      @houseplant1016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@WM-gf8zm It is true in Nazi-held territory people also did this a lot. Write an anonymous letter and your neighbour would dissapear easily.

    • @WM-gf8zm
      @WM-gf8zm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @YourRationalWorldisaCircleJerk exactly, putin is bootleg tsar

  • @andrewdolokhov5408
    @andrewdolokhov5408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    In the "good old days" of the USSR, being the first one in a crowd to stop clapping for Stalin might yield you a "tenner".

  • @sixbeesix
    @sixbeesix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I watched this in theaters when it was new. It's satire seems much sharper, and scarier now.

    • @mordekaihorowitz
      @mordekaihorowitz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Communism and/or Socialism, for all its supposed ideals, so far has proven to be nothing but authoritarian dictatorship that exists to feed itself, using lies and obfuscation and fear to keep itself in power. It's this way in every country that implements it, from Russia to China to Venezuela to North Korea, with varying degrees of evil. Even after reading about it and seeing this movie I never really appreciated how evil the Soviet Union was until these past few weeks (i.e., Feb. 24 to now).

    • @ratrakksstar4420
      @ratrakksstar4420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mordekaihorowitz Lol, Russia is oligarchy state, not socialist

    • @wnwkrodb3b
      @wnwkrodb3b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mordekaihorowitz what do the past few weeks have to do with the soviet union?

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ratrakksstar4420
      Socialism is oligarchical

    • @mordekaihorowitz
      @mordekaihorowitz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@wnwkrodb3b Putin's a notorious Soviet sympathizer, having grown up during the era himself as a KGB operative in a position of relative power. Even if the Union is technically disbanded, he employs and has been employing for who-knows-how-long similar tactics of subterfuge, censorship, dictatorship, and assassination that were prevalent from Stalin's time 'till 1991. The fact that he's fooling a good portion of Russians into thinking his actions are justified, and that he can wage war against a sovereign state with little resistance from its neighbors (thanks to his nuclear arsenal) is what really drives home the point that even if the Soviet Union was technically disbanded, its cruelty lives on in a group of old farts with tremendous political power.

  • @kursk_kuku141
    @kursk_kuku141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Rofl at 3:10!!!
    It’s from his hospital!
    It was his idea!

  • @asimovpyatroff5867
    @asimovpyatroff5867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Bona Dea! So Cato didn't die in the privy. After his lifelong career of criticizing Caesar, he goes on to do the same to Stalin.

  • @brucethomson3242
    @brucethomson3242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    3.11. The guy on the left is Dan Booroff, we went to drama school together, he's a lovely guy! Small world..

  • @bacchuslax7967
    @bacchuslax7967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Dog said ‘I’m out…seen this before’

  • @DrForrester87
    @DrForrester87 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love that Svetlana and Vasily both insult the one doctor's age.

  • @terrorsaur599
    @terrorsaur599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    What’s scares me about the first scene is how under any other circumstances, the doctor would’ve actually been taken to be tortured or executed. Talk about being at the right place at the right time.
    Same goes for the elderly conductor at the beginning of the film and the prisoners released by Beria.

    • @jakewilliams2497
      @jakewilliams2497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, that scene always tears me up a little. An old man, who's most likely done nothing wrong in his life, struggling to run away from the much fitter and younger soldiers, knowing he has no chance and is absolutely terrified about what's going to happen to him

    • @ruturajshiralkar5566
      @ruturajshiralkar5566 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was the Doctors' Plot. The Doctors in and around Moscow were rounded up much b4 Stalin's fatal stroke. After Stalin suffered a serious Stroke, no Doctor was available to treat him but after his death, most of the imprisoned Doctors were released by Beria and the rest were released by Khrushchev.

  • @peterthomas4378
    @peterthomas4378 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just an amazing film, it's so enjoyable: The casting, direction, acting are all superior.

  • @michaelarsaadyatma
    @michaelarsaadyatma ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:10
    Sveltlana :How old are you
    Cato the soviet doctor :2117 year

  • @richard9480
    @richard9480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Even the dog is beautifully cast!

  • @SMAXZO
    @SMAXZO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Poor Cato...escaped Caesar....and then wound up in Soviet Russia.

  • @mr47chicagosneakers48
    @mr47chicagosneakers48 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Easily one of my favorite movies of all time. I find myself watching scenes every few weeks and then just watch the whole film. I wish they had a bloopers reel or if it was a tv show just to have it be longer. It’s superbly underrated

  • @hukares5363
    @hukares5363 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:43 The way everybody in the room recoils when Beria walks up to the old doctor. Only Kaganovich and Khrushchev sated still.

  • @jeeferw7770
    @jeeferw7770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    In Soviet Union , u don’t run away from doctor,the doctor run away from you.

  • @michaelarsaadyatma
    @michaelarsaadyatma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Why i always encountered tyrants (signh) maybe i should "restore the republic" from here once i get out of this frozen hell"
    -Cato the soviet doctor plotting for his revenge

  • @johnbean4615
    @johnbean4615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It’s kinda sad how all these doctors get shot

    • @kooptt
      @kooptt ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They didn’t in real life and I don’t think they do in the movie either, at least not all of them as you can see some in the trucks leaving Stalin’s house

  • @eamonwright7488
    @eamonwright7488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Cato should've never declared Caesar an Enemy of The State. Reap the whirlwind!

  • @Sneakyboson
    @Sneakyboson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Accurately portrays how deranged all the apparatchiks were during the soviet union.

  • @AnnThrax-u9x
    @AnnThrax-u9x ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You're not even a person; you're a testicle!"

  • @Taylor_Wolfe115
    @Taylor_Wolfe115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:54 "no" that always makes me laugh how he whispers it

  • @laurenceellis6256
    @laurenceellis6256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    2:45 What in the world are the doctors doing to Stalin’s corpse? Namely cutting his head?

    • @callumjoyce1712
      @callumjoyce1712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They're removing the brain in order to confirm the cause of death as a cerebral hemorrhage

    • @alexmiller2089
      @alexmiller2089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      They're doing an autopsy to confirm how he died

    • @Belisarius536
      @Belisarius536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      They are dividing the spoils

    • @emiliomoreno3256
      @emiliomoreno3256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are filling his brain with American lies!

    • @theoadamsiv7844
      @theoadamsiv7844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Belisarius536 JACKALS!!!

  • @aluminiumknight4038
    @aluminiumknight4038 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The fact that he tried to run away is hilarious

  • @needbettername8583
    @needbettername8583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "You're made mostly of hair!" Is by far my favourite insult.

  • @Larry-Lobster
    @Larry-Lobster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Wait at 3:56 who was getting shot and who was in the truck driving away? Both groups are wearing white coats so we’re the doctors executed or…?

    • @UnlistedThoughts
      @UnlistedThoughts  2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In the script, it's Stalin's body doubles but it's hard to tell with the movie. It looks like some randomly selected dacha staff chaps to me.
      The doctors were put on the trucks and so were most of the dacha staff.

    • @Sphere723
      @Sphere723 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In real life the killing of doctors ended after Stalin's death. The "Doctor's Plot" was declared a fabrication by the new Soviet leadership, and the doctors still in prison were released.

    • @modelcitizen72
      @modelcitizen72 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@UnlistedThoughtsthey killed his body doubles?! Awful.

    • @Tugela60
      @Tugela60 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@modelcitizen72That is so they don't appear at a later date claiming to be the real Stalin.

    • @modelcitizen72
      @modelcitizen72 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Tugela60 Brutal.

  • @ProcrastinatorEdward
    @ProcrastinatorEdward 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "He says an 'emorr'age is an 'emorr'age he doesn't see what Stalin is moanin' about"

  • @juho3434
    @juho3434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Vasily is just pure gold😂

  • @JuliusCaesar888
    @JuliusCaesar888 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I thought I had Cato on the run for good. Apparently he's become an apothecary in some strange land!

  • @Munchausen45
    @Munchausen45 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Understanding the “Doctor’s plot” helped me understand the context of this.

  • @bengoodwin465
    @bengoodwin465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Vasily insulting the doctors is the funniest part of this movie hands down

  • @Johnny2-r1l
    @Johnny2-r1l ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The old man doctor soon realize that he and the others are going to get killed when he heard the sound of the trucks

  • @doomslayer9077
    @doomslayer9077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "You're not even a person you're a testicle" im in fucking stiches 🤣

  • @George-nr3rx
    @George-nr3rx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I must have watched this film 15 times and I’ve only just realised the first doctor scene is filmed in Battersea Park

  • @MP-gf4iq
    @MP-gf4iq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "are they going to sing for us?" floored me.

  • @-Plot-
    @-Plot- ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol I love the subtle giving away of the clipboard like hot potato

  • @emadbagheri
    @emadbagheri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    @3:38, did he shoot the corps in the chest?!! lol

  • @PureWhiteWolf
    @PureWhiteWolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These are good doctors my dear, they are the best.
    They look like mental patients.

  • @yousaf3273
    @yousaf3273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "He sai a edg is a edg, he ol chp it down cus he coult see th view whs th reep moum bout."

  • @irishpatriotv2575
    @irishpatriotv2575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Cato hasn’t aged a day

  • @ademmalik3388
    @ademmalik3388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Putin's demise being played out akin to that of then Stalin's; it comes suddenly.

    • @cstgraphpads2091
      @cstgraphpads2091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good bot.

    • @LtKamarov
      @LtKamarov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cstgraphpads2091 That would be you

    • @_osvaldo___5529
      @_osvaldo___5529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hopefully soon

    • @pirate42069
      @pirate42069 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And Beglenisky is gonna end up like Downfall

  • @michaelkeaton5394
    @michaelkeaton5394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that young doctor who no one ever trust him him about his age LOL

  • @jurtra9090
    @jurtra9090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Darling of Venus himself, Iosif Vissarionovich Stalin!

    • @nenoman3855
      @nenoman3855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His illegal war is over!

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When Beriya just marched towards.that doctor all pissed off i actually got scared for him.

  • @etherospike3936
    @etherospike3936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    It's hilarious. I'm convinced that at the time, the terror was thick, the reality wasn't even far as comic as Hollywood described it !

    • @Sphere723
      @Sphere723 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, if you ever read about the purges it's almost ludicrous. Stalin had set regional quotas for executions (which if a regional leader didn't meet or exceed, would be himself executed). But there just weren't enough dissenters to fill these quotas so people would get arrested or executed for almost anything. You had to fill your quota one way or another.

    • @secretbaguette
      @secretbaguette 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its the human condition. We laugh, or we cry, or we go silent of dread.

  • @Stormbringer2012
    @Stormbringer2012 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Please, I can give you names" Had me loling

  • @CatherinePuce
    @CatherinePuce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Did the retiree really expect to outrun a group a healthy soldiers? The plan seemed doomed from the start.

    • @soggmeisterlasagnagarfield
      @soggmeisterlasagnagarfield 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was to add goofiness to the seen

    • @2adamast
      @2adamast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Shit happens, the person in charge was wearing heels, and could dislike being doubled.

  • @federicorubionavarro3399
    @federicorubionavarro3399 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I've never met them before in my life" when I have complex numbers explained to me for the ith time

  • @brentondisbrowe1435
    @brentondisbrowe1435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lmao when he begins discharging his pistol leave my fathers brain alone!

  • @tsarbombawithinternetconne875
    @tsarbombawithinternetconne875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I can give you names"
    "Stop resisting"

  • @David-cr6fb
    @David-cr6fb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I like to think they lived…

    • @th3ninja
      @th3ninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4:06 maybe ?

    • @th3ninja
      @th3ninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes it is confirmed the ones at 4:06 (in the truck) are the doctors and the dead one are stalin double

  • @denfilm6005
    @denfilm6005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Once I asked my grandmother:
    - Did anyone crying when Stalin died?
    - Only crazy ones.

    • @АлексейКузьмин-й8ъ
      @АлексейКузьмин-й8ъ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your grandmother made a big mistake when she said that. I was able to talk to several people who lived during Stalin's rule. They compared it with the period when the revolution took place in 1917 and later. They remembered Stalin with gratitude, because during his reign the order in Russia was iron and they appreciated it. 🤷‍♂️

    • @ruturajshiralkar5566
      @ruturajshiralkar5566 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@АлексейКузьмин-й8ъ Thats again quite subjective as many ppl who hated him at the time of his death grew to love him while those who mourned his death eventually came to despise him. The Soviet ppl's opinion about Stalin varies from person to person. It depends on the era in which that particular person was born, their occupation, social class, family history and general life under Stalin.

    • @АлексейКузьмин-й8ъ
      @АлексейКузьмин-й8ъ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ruturajshiralkar5566 Yes, it definitely is. I understand this because I was born in the Soviet Union, my parents were born shortly before Stalin's death, and my grandparents lived with him at the same time. It was a very difficult and uncertain time. From the stories of people who lived at that time, I know one thing for sure: not everything in our life depends on one person. Stalin was a very controversial person and I think historians will argue for a long time about his role not only in the history of our country, but also in world history ...🤷‍♂️