Death of Stalin but it's just the doctors
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- These clips are from the Death of Stalin (2017). Go watch it for some good ha-ha and chuckles.
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"Thick skull. Incredibly strong."
Even when he's dead, they're so scared that they're complimenting him.
I finally did it
There's a bullet mark on that statues hat.
You could almost say it's made of steel
@@cashewnuttel9054 And?
It could be a coded way of calling him an idiot.
I love how both of stalins kids don’t believe the young doctor and just dismiss his age lol
The old guy keeps getting yelled at too
well that's because he's not even a PERSON
They hate Jews because Stalin wanted to do the same thing that Hitler did.
Holocaust in Soviet
@@marshmallowbudgiehe’s a testicle, and he’s mostly made of HAIR!
@@marshmallowbudgie And the other made mostly of hair!
"I'm... old..."
he figured out saying 29 wasn't believable lmao
"I'm twenty. Nine." Cracks me up every time.
An american orders a beer
"He's delusional, take him to the infirmary."
@@SaphirKnight Sickness from the feed water. He’ll be fine. I’ve seen worse.
"thats a lie."
@@banjo3960 was she saying that he's older or younger?
"How old are you?"
"I'm.......old."
"You're not old!"
"You're not even a person! You're a testicle! You're made mostly of hair!"
Omfg I spit at my screen laughing
The ice hockey scene is another classic.
“PLAY BETTER YOU CLATTERING FANNIES!!!”
I’ve shouted that at the England football team more than once.
"I'm... old" that one got me good
I’m 20….9
@@kayzeaza "That's a lie. How old are you? You're DEAD"
And 2:06
More understandable as a Russian Dr than as a Gloucestershire police constable.
“I’ve had my top off in this lay-by.”
“Tits”
I suppose...
@@jerubaal101 Yes. I Suppose
@Paul Yoxy aaa 'spose.
@Paul Yoxy he is referring to the main doctor being the incomprehensible farmer in Hot Fuzz
"Are they going to sing for us? Why are they all standing in a line." That line gets me every time lol
Kruschev was giving a speech to the party members denouncing Stalin and his brutal tactics, someone in the crowd yelled "You were with him, why didnt you stop him then?..." Kruschev leaned forward and stated loudly "Who said that?!.." and there was a long silence, then he simply said "You see why.."
Kruschev was no angel either. They were all brutal thugs.
@@Tugela60 A lesser demon is an angel among Satans. You continuously make the best choice amongst the worst options.
Saying 'they're all bad' absolves you of your responsibility to attempt to make things better.
@@jmlkinc No. A demon is a demon. None of them have halos.
Just because you only killed a thousand innocent people instead of a million does not make you a good guy.
@@Tugela60 Most people don't get the luxury of a 'good' candidate. Politics is constantly chiseling your way out to freedom.
If you need a perfect candidate or nothing, you will consistently end up with worse and worse leaders wondering why this happened.
The best dialog from "Death of Stalin" went something like this:
Kaganovich: What do we do? All the good doctors in Moscow are dead!
Bulganin: I know! We'll get a bad doctor!
Kruschev: We’ll if he wakes up we got a good doctor, if he doesn’t we got a bad one but he won’t know.
It’s funny but also wasn’t true, only one of the victims of the Doctor’s Plot died. After Stalin’s death the charges against the doctors were dropped and Beria himself publicly exonerated them by decree in what was a cynical attempt to make himself look good.
This is classic dark comedy one of the better new movies no cgi crap no naked women only good actors and a superb script
"Who was that woman who testified in the Doctor's plot?"
"Timasuk."
"Right. She has all we need. The location of all the remaining doctors in Moscow area, and... A talent for fellatio."
"Oh, she gets my vote."
"And if it all goes South, we'll pin it all on lady suck-suck."
"Then we shoot her."
"You see? We work best as a committee."
Idiots, all doctors still live after doctor's criminal case. History lies.
“It’s American”
“It’s from his hospital”
“It was his idea”
this is how russians killed 20 milions russians - it's that logic
"It's communism."
I recall reading that the machine wouldn't even work because of the different outlets in the Soviet Union. I think that's rather ironic considering the whole context.
Alright, let's just pretend these last six sentences never happened.
@@zdude11 The outlet has nothing to do with a machine working. Surely they would have had an electrician or handyman to change the plug.
_"I won't forget it."_ - I just love the double meaning of Beria's response.
one of these doctors is a model in my art class, interesting man, tricked his sons in law into building a summer house before letting them marry his daughters
Absolute Chad
Plus he's a doctor. Wow
genius
That's some Jacob and Laban tier trickery right there
Which one
2:35-2:36: “I won’t forget it.” Not what you want to hear from Beria. The doctor was undoubtedly greatly relieved when he heard of Beria’s execution, but I fear he never saw his dog again.
All of the doctors were executed in that last scene
I thought he said "I will forget it".
@@ClassicalRips given the old doctor here is Dr. Lukomsky, no they wernt executed least IRL, Lukomsky was alive at least as late as 1961 still so.
@@POKEMANZZ3yeah didnt happen irl, but in the movie all the doctors are executed, so are stalin's personal guards and his body doubles.
The movie greatly exaggerates the real life events
@@blackpaint9093not really, you can see the doctors on the trucks right at 4:06, the ones on the ground are probably Stalin’s doubles
Just as they thought they got through everything with their lives, the NKVD came and carried them away to work camps in Siberia.
_Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in_
some of them were simply shot
Siberia? Oh you sweet summer child....so naive....
Are you serious.
'through everything' yeah the prior 40 years of horror; Nazinski Cannibal island and Mass deportations, Blacklisting, Holodomor and Kazakh famines, The Great Purge, Polish Massacres, Kulak resettlement, Decossackization and the Red Terror, you think it's finally over the horrors are done and then the NKVD trucks show up for one last round up to fill their quotas and mainly they just like the thrill of hunting down people and it has become a habit...
My mom remembers the impact Stalin had on the USSR. She didn't laugh when watching the movie and actually grew uncomfortable with the atmosphere because it was pretty accurate about that entire deal with arrests, tortures, and the way the ruling elite treated people.
@Hell Fire3 No, man. You don't know how horrifying the Soviet Union was, especially so under at first Trotsky's directions of purges and then Stalin's Great Purge and in the fall-out of his death. Putin is nothing, a tiny happy puppy, next to the absolute horror and fear and menace that Stalin was. There are very, very few people in history who held the kind of absolute terror that Stalin manifested.
Yeah... it's a good dark humor movie that through timing and usage of characterization makes you both laugh and feel the terror, but I can imagine that those who really lived through it struggle to find the humor and would be uncomfortable. For what really was in the Soviet Union, it's absolute horror.
@Hell Fire3 Yes. Consider that every person in the film Death of Stalin is a mass murderer who had incredible power and violence, most of them monstrous and cold calculating killers. Now consider that every single one of them was so utterly terrified of Stalin that not one of them would ever say a single bad word of him in front of his corpse, that each of them had taken positions themselves as replacements for people who had previously slightly displeased Stalin or made him even slightly question their loyalties to the Soviet Union, who had made a singular failure or made him briefly suspect interests against him or the revolution. Stalin was a figure of abject terror.
@@pubcle I wouldn't be so tender about Putin's regiment. Let's say all his political opponents are either dead, imprisoned or far away from Russia trembling before a mere possibility of repeating Litvinenko's fate. Living in Russia is not scary until you actually have a solid opinion or demand political liberty meaning you'd like to express your disappointment or refusal of current politics. People are getting arrested and threatened just by holding a blank piece of paper, needless to say about protesters who actually gather peacefully on the streets against war in Ukraine. Of course, it's not Ussr, but we are getting closer to recreating it day by day.
@@dane4kka Oh don't get me wrong, Putin is awful, but it's like comparing Xi Jinping to Mao. Of course both engage in horrific evil, genocidal in those two's case, but one is killing thousands and oppressing people more through fear and ignorance, and the other is on the scale of tens of millions. Trotsky as well would match them in horror if he got the opportunity, probably even outstrip Stalin's rate, both Stalin and Trotsky are both monstrous genocidal fanatics. Putin is monstrous and has instilled a horrible police state, but he's not a fanatic or genocidal.
I always lose it at the "You're not even a person, you are a testicle"
3:17 love how as soon as Vasily enters, the group unanimously groans at his mere existence
Nice to see that Cato found himself a new job after the debacle against Caesar in Africa.
Oh that's where he is from! I was trying to recall where I'd seen his face
@@TheImperialSenate I was happy when I saw him
“Where to go to now”
“The edge of the earth”
“What’s there?”
“Ice…. People?”
“Edge of the Earth then!”
@@TheImperialSenate Same.
I can't believe they would kidnap an upstanding senator of the Republic of Rome like Cato like that while he is walking his dog.
Yes, we get it. You saw an actor in another film, and you're showing off.
@@briancrawford8751 You must be fun at parties.
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME
"It's not the dog we need..."
I like how the siblings abuse the doctors the same way! Haha
Amazing childhood!
Lmao the doctors passing the clipboard are literally the resident doctors you see presenting case to their attendings.
lmao despite their generally distinctive dispositions, Svetlana and her brother do share commonalities in insulting the doctors
Poor Cato...escaped Caesar....and then wound up in Soviet Russia.
In the "good old days" of the USSR, being the first one in a crowd to stop clapping for Stalin might yield you a "tenner".
I love that Svetlana and Vasily both insult the one doctor's age.
Even the dog is beautifully cast!
"Why i always encountered tyrants (signh) maybe i should "restore the republic" from here once i get out of this frozen hell"
-Cato the soviet doctor plotting for his revenge
I watched this in theaters when it was new. It's satire seems much sharper, and scarier now.
Communism and/or Socialism, for all its supposed ideals, so far has proven to be nothing but authoritarian dictatorship that exists to feed itself, using lies and obfuscation and fear to keep itself in power. It's this way in every country that implements it, from Russia to China to Venezuela to North Korea, with varying degrees of evil. Even after reading about it and seeing this movie I never really appreciated how evil the Soviet Union was until these past few weeks (i.e., Feb. 24 to now).
@@mordekaihorowitz Lol, Russia is oligarchy state, not socialist
@@mordekaihorowitz what do the past few weeks have to do with the soviet union?
@@ratrakksstar4420
Socialism is oligarchical
@@wnwkrodb3b Putin's a notorious Soviet sympathizer, having grown up during the era himself as a KGB operative in a position of relative power. Even if the Union is technically disbanded, he employs and has been employing for who-knows-how-long similar tactics of subterfuge, censorship, dictatorship, and assassination that were prevalent from Stalin's time 'till 1991. The fact that he's fooling a good portion of Russians into thinking his actions are justified, and that he can wage war against a sovereign state with little resistance from its neighbors (thanks to his nuclear arsenal) is what really drives home the point that even if the Soviet Union was technically disbanded, its cruelty lives on in a group of old farts with tremendous political power.
I thought I had Cato on the run for good. Apparently he's become an apothecary in some strange land!
"You're made mostly of hair!" Is by far my favourite insult.
The fact that he tried to run away is hilarious
2:10
Sveltlana :How old are you
Cato the soviet doctor :2117 year
I didn't know I needed this, thank you
Vasily is just pure gold😂
Once I asked my grandmother:
- Did anyone crying when Stalin died?
- Only crazy ones.
Your grandmother made a big mistake when she said that. I was able to talk to several people who lived during Stalin's rule. They compared it with the period when the revolution took place in 1917 and later. They remembered Stalin with gratitude, because during his reign the order in Russia was iron and they appreciated it. 🤷♂️
@@АлексейКузьмин-й8ъ Thats again quite subjective as many ppl who hated him at the time of his death grew to love him while those who mourned his death eventually came to despise him. The Soviet ppl's opinion about Stalin varies from person to person. It depends on the era in which that particular person was born, their occupation, social class, family history and general life under Stalin.
@@ruturajshiralkar5566 Yes, it definitely is. I understand this because I was born in the Soviet Union, my parents were born shortly before Stalin's death, and my grandparents lived with him at the same time. It was a very difficult and uncertain time. From the stories of people who lived at that time, I know one thing for sure: not everything in our life depends on one person. Stalin was a very controversial person and I think historians will argue for a long time about his role not only in the history of our country, but also in world history ...🤷♂️
"You're not even a person; you're a testicle!"
Vasily insulting the doctors is the funniest part of this movie hands down
Cato hasn’t aged a day
Was anyone else reminded of this film when queen Elizabeth died
2:45 What in the world are the doctors doing to Stalin’s corpse? Namely cutting his head?
They're removing the brain in order to confirm the cause of death as a cerebral hemorrhage
They're doing an autopsy to confirm how he died
They are dividing the spoils
They are filling his brain with American lies!
@@Belisarius536 JACKALS!!!
Lol I love the subtle giving away of the clipboard like hot potato
"Please, I can give you names" Had me loling
"He sai a edg is a edg, he ol chp it down cus he coult see th view whs th reep moum bout."
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN A PERSON, YOU'RE A TESTICLE"
im done 💀
"I've never met them before in my life" when I have complex numbers explained to me for the ith time
I like to think that if this depiction of Stalin somehow recovered, he would also ask that one doctor how old he is.
calm yourself Cato. you lack understanding of things medicinal, else you would see that my diagnoses have been perfectly correct, at all times
Putin's demise being played out akin to that of then Stalin's; it comes suddenly.
Good bot.
@@cstgraphpads2091 That would be you
Hopefully soon
And Beglenisky is gonna end up like Downfall
I like to think they lived…
4:06 maybe ?
yes it is confirmed the ones at 4:06 (in the truck) are the doctors and the dead one are stalin double
Soooo….im guessing that Cato the Elder was shot along with the other doctors….
I always expect The first doctor to Have a heart attack 😄
It would be funny if it weren't so true. My great-grandfather was repressed by the communists in 1937. This is because he came from a wealthy family. Nobody knows where he was buried
This and HBO’s Chernobyl are masterclasses on what the Soviet and Bolshevik systems were.
It was not really like that, the movie is a farce, it is supposed to be a humorous take on historical events.
Most of these guys were pretty sinister and scheming, they were far from funny.
@3:38, did he shoot the corps in the chest?!! lol
How is Cato not bitching about anything here is astounding me
The old guy hasn't changed for 30 years
Nothing has changed, apparently...
I've watched this movie twice, three times if you count all the "Death of Stalin but it's just *insert character name* videos"
did ya know the dude who plays the young doctor, uhh... old doctor, is Armando Iannucci's son?
Nobody does dark comedy like Russia, horrifyingly hilarious
Too bad everyone and every location in the movie was British then.
@@Tugela60 are you mad Ivan?
So this is where Cato disappeared to after his failed campaign in North Africa.
Feel bad for the actual doctors
Stalin's daughter moved to Madison, Wisconsin and died there.
May She Rest In Peace
Funny thing it's now IT workers that are meeting these situations like the first clip with the doctor trying to get away. Weird times have always been way of life in Russia, and having leaders like Putler and Stalin.
Didn't know Cato would flee to Russia after disembowelling himself in North Africa...
Rupert Friend was amazing in this
Poor dog
Nice to see things have changed in Russia.
Have they really?
President of Russia 2090: Vladimir Putin
This video makes it has to discern if this is a drama or a comedy
It is what is called a farce. Neither drama nor comedy, but a combination of the two.
I bet when Stalin died, the crowd was thinking, with pretty straightforward laxity, “now who dies next? What do we do?”
From their point of view he was not doing the killing, it was people lower down. Many of them thought he was a great guy.
“You look dead!” 😂😂😂😂
This movie is like Young Frankenstein. I can watch it over and over.
More like monty python
This is more documentary than comedy.
Masterpiece.
Something that should be known, Stalin had a second son who fought in World War 2, but after the Germans had captured him and demanded a ransom , Stalin basically left him to die.
Cato just can't catch a break - first caesar, now this?
Stalin waking up meant that they turned out to be good doctors lmao
You can't just run away from your problems
Me 0:18
It's not the dog we need.
The first doctor is Cato from Rome
I'm incredibly pleased... 🤣🤣🤣
“You look dead” 💀😭😭😭
It was his idea
It’s scary because it’s so close to the truth. Soviet Russia from Stalin onward was insane. There was brief respite under Gorbachev & Yeltsin, then back to Russians preferred mode of politics (dictatorship) with the slimy Putin. I have no idea why a nation with so many people keep opting for dictatorship rather than democracy?
Eyy its Marcus Porcius Cato
Wow that's Cato "The Younger"
1:45 haha random stuff like this is what makes the death of stalion a hilarious movie
The first scene from 0:01 to 1:01 was filmed at battersea park in London, lit a 10 min walk away from my house!!! :)))
What happend to the scientist?
Their are dead?😢😢😢
I think this is a very funny and dark film, however, I'm aware from people I've spoken to who lived under the Stalin's Soviet Union that it was a hard film to watch.
Really, everyone know it’s a shithole of a nation so it’s not that hard to accept
0:40 It's not like Cara Horgan (Aurora from 'Peep Show') not to care about what happens to a dog. #mummy
Arguably the best star trek movie, but only by the time it comes out of the nexus, i.e. the trivial ending spoils the impression. The music is trekky to the core
"I'm old"
Hope there will be sequel about Putin
Good NPC.
doctors
Thank God for doctors...
❤️
I love this movie
Why would you not add in description what's the show called..
OK
Bruh it's a movie, in the title.
Are you dumb ?
It's litterly called the death of stalin
Yikes
The dog tho
By far the funniest characters
Reminds me of Assagne.