Christmas Tasks! - Taskmaster's Most Festive Moments

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  • Take a look at some of the best festive tasks from across the series.
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    In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
    Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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  • @emmajean8631
    @emmajean8631 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    “Bastard’s crying innit” may be my favourite Taskmaster moment of all time

    • @myquealer
      @myquealer ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "I'm starting to think we shouldn't be laughing at Paul."

    • @jackwang9536
      @jackwang9536 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "It's dark, mate..."

    • @kewlwarez
      @kewlwarez ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Really makes you wonder if that's an act, or if Paul just is that way.

    • @ironicallyscreaming
      @ironicallyscreaming ปีที่แล้ว +2

      genuinely will never be topped

    • @jackwang9536
      @jackwang9536 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@kewlwarez Paul's "act" and his comedy is to make people uncomfortable. There's a prize task later that season (buy a gift for the Taskmaster) that makes Greg really uncomfortable in how it's presented - and it's SO funny. He's always had that edgy persona; I'd say it's because he's one of the first non-white comedians in the UK circuit. To put it more bluntly, Paul's style is to F*** with you. And he loves to do this to his fellow comedians.
      I've heard a few podcasts & interviews when he's himself, he's very charming and smart (still very funny). And in his own podcast, it's pretty clear that there are a ton of people who respect him immensely.

  • @samanthapawliuk1146
    @samanthapawliuk1146 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    17:40 “I’m starting to think we shouldn’t be laughing at Paul” is one of the funniest lines in the whole show. 😂

  • @47Jaspers
    @47Jaspers ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Do you want to see Scoopy again?"
    "Yes, I want to see Scoopy again. He's lovely."
    "Yeah, let's see Scoopy. I think about him every day."
    "Okay, here's Scoopy..."
    (Opens Ark of the Covenant)

    • @redopz4462
      @redopz4462 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm still convinced Greg didn't realize that was where Alex got the raisins.

  • @Tao_Tology
    @Tao_Tology ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I really like how committed Alex was as he gave his coquettish smile to the camera while wearing his gravy hat.

    • @harrywithanh
      @harrywithanh ปีที่แล้ว +11

      sort of a coquettish fascinator

  • @Si74l0rd
    @Si74l0rd ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Bastards crying init. One of the best quotes from that season!

    • @NeungView
      @NeungView ปีที่แล้ว

      Three errors in a 3 word quote. Well done.

    • @Klaproossje
      @Klaproossje ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@NeungViewglad you know how to spell in every language of this world🖕

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NeungView Someone always lets the anal retentive in sooner or later.
      For comedic effect. It shouldn't really need explaining.
      However, if it should need explaining to you, it's the incongruity between a cute little rabbit and the word bastard, and all that it implies, that evokes a laugh.
      When you see a comedian on TV, remember they each have their own unique shtick, or felicity of style. Paul plays on being from East London and having a deadpan irascible delivery.

    • @mohammadfarzand4839
      @mohammadfarzand4839 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd say one of the best overall

    • @adjustableisland8806
      @adjustableisland8806 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NeungView loser.

  • @TurtleMyrtle12
    @TurtleMyrtle12 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Have you all seen Rhod's update video about being clean of cancer? Very moving.

    • @A_O_Leary
      @A_O_Leary 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I hadn’t but delighted to hear that and will look for it now.

  • @iliketrains3495
    @iliketrains3495 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I feel like they uploaded this exact video last year, but it's worth coming back to because Jessica is one of the most adorable contestants ever.
    Also, bastard's cryin', innit

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happy Bastardscryinginnitmas everyone!

  • @balbuzard1
    @balbuzard1 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Rhod plays the role of a crazy man quote well

  • @paytonmanning1109
    @paytonmanning1109 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “I’m starting to think we shouldn’t be laughing at Paul” 😭😭😭😭🥴

  • @myopicautisticmetal9035
    @myopicautisticmetal9035 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I still say Jessica got robbed. She was the only one to do a proper quick change and Greg loved her pencil.

    • @Plexippuspetersi92
      @Plexippuspetersi92 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Godliman was faster though, and the win condition was on speed.

    • @Zach90888
      @Zach90888 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I always think she was robbed because she sat next to James. He sabotaged her in 3 separate live tasks
      The tower of cans
      He kicked her rubber ring off the stage in the one where the held hands
      He eliminated her in sausage or finger.

    • @Nilpferdschaf
      @Nilpferdschaf ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kerry only won by a single point. There was that one tie breaker between the two where Jess insisted on guessing 1666 that she lost. If she hadn't committed to the joke, she would have gotten it.

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Nilpferdschaf tiebreakers don't give points, they just determine who wins the episode. There's numerous arguments made for what cost Jess the series win, with the biggest ones being Jess' DQ in the 'best 90's thing' prize task and the sausage or finger game being a winner-takes-all; if anyone else had won that task besides Kerry, Jess would have won the series

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@iliketrains3495to be fair, cant you simply argue that for prolly half the tasks? A lot of the judging is pretty subjective to the whims of the taskmaster 😂

  • @DrZaius3141
    @DrZaius3141 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Liza and Sara both got robbed in their respective tasks.
    Liza's snow globe actually functioned like a snow globe while Russel's never could have gotten a snowy effect.
    The reaction Scooty got from the crowd also said it all. The mash-man looked pretty filthy.

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Rod trolling Greg contually is a Christmas miracle...lol

  • @LuisGustavoBD
    @LuisGustavoBD ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Sarah’s “Scoopy” snowman got robbed, it definitely deserved first place!

  • @bamleith3095
    @bamleith3095 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    al clapping along to scoopy's death is still hilarious to this day

  • @phonotical
    @phonotical ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Shows anybody could just take alexes wallet, credit card, walk off, and he wouldn't find out until you pointed it out to him 🤣

    • @jackwang9536
      @jackwang9536 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In Season 6, Alice got Alex's PIN number.

    • @phonotical
      @phonotical ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackwang9536 🤣 good lord

    • @jackwang9536
      @jackwang9536 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@phonoticalIt was Series 6, Ep. 8, first task after the prize task. Hope you get to watch it. Alice Levine is as dangerous as she is cute.

    • @phonotical
      @phonotical ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackwang9536 I don't watch TV or use catch up things so all I ever see is what's posted online here or on their facebook page, but in sure it'll come around eventually

  • @lhfirex
    @lhfirex ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm in a festive mood now! After all, they know that Santa's on his way... Bastard's crying, innit.

  • @LouCadle
    @LouCadle ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I so need to watch TM from the beginning again. What days of joy that will be. Happy New Year.

  • @TheRubySpider
    @TheRubySpider ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Me, looking at the backwards weathervane in the opening shot:
    “Ah, yes. MaskTaster.”

  • @michaeldanielson2602
    @michaeldanielson2602 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Have a Very Tasky Christmas!

    • @Arrowi
      @Arrowi ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Related: Do you know what task is slang for in swedish? :p

  • @OsamaBinLooney
    @OsamaBinLooney ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i lost it at "the gravy makes it stick" LOL

  • @MyNameIsNeutron
    @MyNameIsNeutron ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I know this is only a compilation from the original British show, but nothing for me will top Calle Hellevang-Larsen's stop-motion Christmas film

    • @RuthBhmand
      @RuthBhmand ปีที่แล้ว

      Norwegians are bonkers😂😂

  • @kisbie
    @kisbie ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In the wake of Paul’s crying snowbastard, Al Murray’s Chernobyl snowman doesn’t get the attention it deserves. I was on the floor laughing when I first saw that.

  • @Becausing
    @Becausing ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love Alex's gauged ears. So jarring.

  • @Gatinois
    @Gatinois ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Merry Christmas to all the Taskmaster team.

  • @Dabbtrabb
    @Dabbtrabb ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The watermelon smash should have been added just for the heck of it.

  • @EricSundquistKC
    @EricSundquistKC ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anytime I get to watch parts from season 6, my cheeks hurt from smiling so much!

  • @laurenesse
    @laurenesse ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I forgot that alex had huge gauges for one episode in season 7. that first cut back to studio was a bit jarring

  • @callumBee
    @callumBee 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Greg missed a joke about his head size. He should have added "Who do you think I am? Dara O'Briain?"

  • @robyndibblee8035
    @robyndibblee8035 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you little Alex Horne.

  • @benglaser1345
    @benglaser1345 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Poor Scoopy

  • @TurtleMyrtle12
    @TurtleMyrtle12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:17 I just noticed- did Paul shave a "V" into his beard?????? I've never see a beard grow like that.

  • @dandavenport4784
    @dandavenport4784 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    love how they stitch him up, he asks for a snow bear, they come back with a small bunny ffs

  • @danthompson8662
    @danthompson8662 ปีที่แล้ว

    The bike scene with Mel is the same episode as when they mention 'into the vortex' you can see the doctor has a white t shirt under his leather jacket and i think a necklace....or whistle perhaps?

  • @Babyluthi
    @Babyluthi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funny! Merry Christmas!😁💙

  • @TheHonourableDaisyWells
    @TheHonourableDaisyWells ปีที่แล้ว +3

    All that mashed potato would have made 10 year old me faint

  • @Topo842
    @Topo842 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I coul swear I heard that balloon say "BOSH"

  • @Arrowi
    @Arrowi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good vibes

  • @kth124
    @kth124 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can’t believe no one asked for that fake snow powder you add water to for the snowman task…

    • @YOURteacher_100
      @YOURteacher_100 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When Alex said it was his snow, he meant the entire global supply of it

  • @ShinyHubCaps
    @ShinyHubCaps ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RIP Scoopy

  • @robinmabbott7334
    @robinmabbott7334 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:52 ....... Otzi the ice man

  • @6Sheepies9
    @6Sheepies9 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Happy SnowFurfee i hope everyone is having a beautiful night may ALL your Dreams Come True
    🥶StayFurfee🥶

  • @burkeiowa
    @burkeiowa ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When the episode aired that had the "Christmas Cracker", I kept wondering how many Americans, if presented with that challenge, would have ordered meats, cheeses, and/or spreads. We have Christmas presents, and what we call crackers are what I think you would call water biscuits or savoury biscuits, and thus a cracker for Christmas would probably just have the best possible meats and cheeses, unless someone had some good spreads to put on it. And for all I know, spread might be a term that is not clear...I don't know.

    • @burkeiowa
      @burkeiowa ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I sometimes also wonder how the game would go if one used terms from other nations that speak English, such that there could be such similar confusion. I know you've used terms like melina, which in Slavic languages tends to mean raspberry, which I happened to know at the time that aired, but wouldn't have even a year earlier. But imagine words you think you understand, but then aren't what you think...kind of like a "pair of glasses".

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like your optimism for what fine cuisine they might have requested.........
      ...but the US is also the country where 'cheese you can spray out of a can' is a thing.

    • @CraigChrist8239
      @CraigChrist8239 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey, we know what Christmas crackers are!
      Thank you RuneScape 😂

    • @TurtleMyrtle12
      @TurtleMyrtle12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@Tao_Tology I don't think a country that considers "beans on toast" a fine meal has the right to be critical of any other country.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TurtleMyrtle12 Which just shows your lack of appreciation of fine, toasty, beany dining.

  • @bamleith3095
    @bamleith3095 ปีที่แล้ว

    "i dont wanna come out of the box"

  • @phonotical
    @phonotical ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dave should have been last in the snowmen, who ever heard of a red hot mash monstrosity

  • @WolvieXXXZandalari
    @WolvieXXXZandalari ปีที่แล้ว

    When will TaskMaster NZ come to the Taskmaster Website?

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ceramic breaks glass

  • @chrisj683
    @chrisj683 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gap tooth and gauges…is that a Count Dankula cosplay?

  • @vinnyreed723
    @vinnyreed723 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Paul’s snowman should’ve won

    • @Klaproossje
      @Klaproossje ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Snowmanbear*

    • @GhosterM
      @GhosterM ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bastard's crying innit?

    • @hmn15
      @hmn15 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snowrabbit...

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Always makes me laugh that Sara sounds genuinely concerned for Paul’s welfare. 😅

  • @Phil_Cleaver
    @Phil_Cleaver ปีที่แล้ว

    Buck your ideas up and book Becs up!

  • @ChaosPromotions
    @ChaosPromotions ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nice one

  • @bamleith3095
    @bamleith3095 ปีที่แล้ว

    im never ready for the snowmanbear bastardcrying, init

  • @MusikCassette
    @MusikCassette วันที่ผ่านมา

    kind of surprised no one asked for cocaine.

  • @bamleith3095
    @bamleith3095 ปีที่แล้ว

    shiti forgot how much i missed alice and asim & Tim xo

  • @isabellaearnhardt6380
    @isabellaearnhardt6380 ปีที่แล้ว

  • @jeepdude7359
    @jeepdude7359 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What did Alex do to his ears! I hope that was some kind of stupid dare.

  • @jonhohensee3258
    @jonhohensee3258 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex called a toy rabbit a white teddy. That's weird.

  • @Aphelion969
    @Aphelion969 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am interacting with the content

  • @Mike__B
    @Mike__B ปีที่แล้ว

    As an American I don't get the "cracker", I mean I get that it's tradition in England I just don't understand what that tradition actually encompasses.

    • @meganm1074
      @meganm1074 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Each guest has one, & with the person next to you each take hold of the end & pull. The strip pops (like a cap gun), & one person will be left with the long part, the other with the short part. The long one ‘wins’, & they get to choose what they want from the contents. Always a hat & a joke or a riddle, & a pointless piece of something! Everyone has to wear the hats & all the jokes are told. It’s just for the fun & drama-of a competition, a cracking noise, the jokes & everyone looking silly in silly hats.
      Apparently it dates from 1800’s. Hats apparently refer back to pre-Christian rituals.

    • @meganm1074
      @meganm1074 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Done at the start of the meal, it helps to warm everyone up, creating fun & laughter.

  • @davidmorris6707
    @davidmorris6707 ปีที่แล้ว

    😃😃😄

  • @KM-rt5jj
    @KM-rt5jj ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Twelfth! Or Twelfs

    • @shawnstum5323
      @shawnstum5323 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard it more as Twelves

  • @LC-le9ew
    @LC-le9ew ปีที่แล้ว

    Face Meat

  • @katieblade7083
    @katieblade7083 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now

  • @shannongilmour5656
    @shannongilmour5656 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please don’t stop praying for the children who are suffering this holiday season and most likely this new year🇵🇸🎄🇵🇸

  • @BarkerVancity
    @BarkerVancity ปีที่แล้ว

    first?

    • @BarkerVancity
      @BarkerVancity ปีที่แล้ว

      wow actually first for once

    • @Arrowi
      @Arrowi ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @jonhohensee3258
    @jonhohensee3258 ปีที่แล้ว

    Snowmen aren't Christmas.

    • @reinier123
      @reinier123 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Christmas isn't Christmas. The 25th of December has nothing to do with Christ or Christianity and current Christmas is formed of a pagan feast. So nevermind a snowman... ☃️

    • @jonhohensee3258
      @jonhohensee3258 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reinier123 There are some things that ARE Christmas. But there is no valid link between snowmen and Christmas.

    • @YOURteacher_100
      @YOURteacher_100 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonhohensee3258Winter

    • @reinier123
      @reinier123 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@jonhohensee3258ALL those things are made up. Stockings? Reindeer? Santa Claus? Christmas tree? All completely made up. The entirety of Christmas is a Frankenstein celebration.

  • @balbuzard1
    @balbuzard1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not a big fan of the wasted food in this show

    • @Shamanized
      @Shamanized ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's food that feeds us with humor, and having worked at various restaurants...this is nothing. But I will say I wouldn't want it to be more than the minor stuff shown here

    • @bootieos7701
      @bootieos7701 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They have mentioned a couple times during food related tasks that leftovers are preapred as meals for the crew, like in the matryoshka meal task in series 11.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@bootieos7701Nice use of 'matryoshka meal'
      👍🏻

    • @mindicity3874
      @mindicity3874 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In the early series, they used to mention that they would donate money to food banks to make up for the wasted food. In later series, they now mention how the food is reused and eaten (usually by the crew).

    • @Dqtube
      @Dqtube ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bootieos7701 Alex proved in series six that he is really committed to get the food in.