@@Drew-f5t Yeah I tried that one out awhile back. Had to substitute 0.45% Helium in place of some of the Oxygen though - it just works better with my blood type I think
I got that *Chemoautotroph* lifestyle, bro. Found a giant tube worm as my diet partner, yeah... we're *symbiotic.* Just straight hydrogen sulfide from the *Black Smoker.* But if there's a *Whale Fall,* that's my cheat day.
I just absorb the smallest of nutrients that float around me like the first cell in a primordial soup. You know, its that proto-intelligent, mindlessly floating through fluid diet. I have one cheat day in my life, and thats when i eat a mitochondria, but then i just decide not to digest it.
Everything in that skit is pinnacle of acting. The head bobs, the side eyes, the mist sprayed from the water bottle slowly building up on hair and forehead, the script itself, the suspense, the synchronised conclusion. Peak short form content.
@dantegaland9337 ohh, your free 2 min entertainment was not "perfect" a c c o r d i n g to you? The peak of Gen Z...... PS. IF you have asperger, then try to restrain yourself from commeting online DS .
You should hear my son and I talk about our carnivore and keto dieting, we sound exactly like this skit sometimes 🤣🤣 It's hilarious, really, and I'm glad we just talk 😊
Sup Fam, I’m on that nutrient teleportation regime. The Oort Cloud-based civilization that phase-shifts their peri-ferrous calorics directly into my brainstem is actually pre-Earth extinct but the echoes of their quantum entanglements sustain me.
This video and videos like this represent a microcosm of what Andrew's place in TH-cam is. The only competition this man has is himself and he ends up competing and outdoing his own genius.
There's so many things about any of these bits that could be amiss and prevent them from being funny but it all ties together. Of the few TH-cam sketchests i like, i believe several have fallen off but Andrew just delivers. The writing, the delivery, the concepts. Bravo
My mental sanity watching these videos declines as you get sweatier and sweatier and the music increases in intensity. I am here for this. This. This is quality content. Not shit the silver screens will make because they fear. They fear what they might uncover. Not Andrew. He pushes the boundaries. Makes you think of concepts no mere man can simply devise. This is a lost art. He is a prophet of true story telling.
It's the quick cuts while his face sweats uncontrollably that gets me every time. Makes me think he's recording these takes in a room without air conditioning.
Great video Andrew. Just like your audience likes it, progressively more and more sweaty with the intensity ramped-up to ten within a minute. My favorite video of yours is still the one with the same setup as this, but when guys brag about how much they work. “I’m down to straight nubbins (“curious”)…from all the cranking, welding and machining I do at my place of work”.
I’ve watched so many of these, calculating the algorithm of thought and production, punching the numbers, pumping the local power plant beyond its capacity for years, hiring Harvard mathematicians for the grind work and MIT’s AI staff and Ph.D Post Docs for Statistical analysis, praying with the shamans of Machu Pichu… at this rate however, I will never not be delightfully surprised by the audacity, madness, clarity and pristine humor of this man’s societal dissection
...the laugh peaked for me at the ultraviolet rays point...and also monumental caloric surplus...it is from one extreme to the other and never normal...
I was a vegan for over two years. Literally NOBODY wanted to hear about my diet, so I had zero friends. I started eating meat, and literally NOBODY wants to be my friend still, but now I eat bacon sooooo 🤷🏼♂️
What type of eccentric diets y'all on??
Chick-fil-a sauce only diet
I suck the slime off the rocks by active volcanoes. My liquid intake consists of splash back from the urinal directly onto my skin.
Steg steak with a side of spiced taliaferro apples
See food diet :x
I started to photosynthesise last month and I have never felt better
Your honor, if you are what you eat, then my client is an innocent man.
Pahahahaha fuuck that gold!😂😂 Hope I can remember that to reference it in the future, thank you 😂
Lol😄
My dad is 70 and still tells that joke it's hilarious 🤣
😂
Saul rn ✍🏻
“So dying?”
How?
Don't forget the rumor of a rutabaga, very important
Shit had me crying so hard 😂😂😂
Nah just a high negative caloric deficit, it's science
That absolutely killed me
“I AM EATEN.”
“Always good to give back.”
H H H O O O W W W ?
"Very honorable of you"
😂😂😂
I'm on that oxygen diet.
I inject nitrates straight into my ass so i burp oxygen.
🤨 ... for real?
For me bro it's a 78.08% Nitrogen, 20.95% Oxygen, 0.93% Argon, and 0.04% trace gases blend for maximum gains... You know how it is
Poor people having sleep for dinner: "I am the nutrition expert!"
@@Drew-f5t Yeah I tried that one out awhile back. Had to substitute 0.45% Helium in place of some of the Oxygen though - it just works better with my blood type I think
Intuitive dirty bulk is one way to say i don't give a fuck about what i eat lol
So, most people?
"I hope you get so fat."
Me
Almost, it’s essentially to eat everything you want, then eat more
TIL I have been on the life-time plan of Intuitive dirty bulking.
"...fossilized memory of gaia" 😂
That stuff is delicious.
i read that and thought damn he wont with that, that was divine diet
Dark souls consumable
That part was legit bars
@@randucci fr
I got that *Chemoautotroph* lifestyle, bro. Found a giant tube worm as my diet partner, yeah... we're *symbiotic.* Just straight hydrogen sulfide from the *Black Smoker.* But if there's a *Whale Fall,* that's my cheat day.
Occasional billionaire too. They don't make submarines like they used to bro.
"whale fall is my cheat day" is pure genius, thank you for sharing
Best comment
@@tesseraph Thank you. 🙏 I worried it was too obscure. 😅
I just absorb the smallest of nutrients that float around me like the first cell in a primordial soup. You know, its that proto-intelligent, mindlessly floating through fluid diet. I have one cheat day in my life, and thats when i eat a mitochondria, but then i just decide not to digest it.
Whenever Andrew starts sweating you know it's gonna be hilarious
You're not wrong because he's always hilarious. But he sweats in nearly every skit he does. 😅
@@brentchance1589 The lack of sweat in "Energy companies when it's hot out" is the height of irony.
“7 great value toaster pastries”
Didn’t even have to call me out like that but here we are
Where did the last one go though?
WHERE'D THE LAST ONE GO?!?
Where.. did.. the last one GO?
Werr laz wun goh!?
Just 7 pastries or 7 bags of 2 pastries? I need to know
I actually live on the second step of a subway stop and I inhale the scent of strangers walking by and live off their skin flakes.
Its not skin flakes, it's called people's parmesan
@@rhabeldibabeldi6812skin parm
Go to a nursing home dude......
@@rhabeldibabeldi6812fuckin "people's parmesan" bruh I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Groooooooss! Haha
Tren falcon steak is unmatched
I'm on that Oxymetholone oxen offal diet
Also, hi Derek 👋
the man. the legend.
Ayo bro what up
Ikr 😂 that cracked me up
What is the supraphysiological response to this meal
Everything in that skit is pinnacle of acting. The head bobs, the side eyes, the mist sprayed from the water bottle slowly building up on hair and forehead, the script itself, the suspense, the synchronised conclusion. Peak short form content.
@dantegaland9337 ohh, your free 2 min entertainment was not "perfect" a c c o r d i n g to you? The peak of Gen Z......
PS. IF you have asperger, then try to restrain yourself from commeting online DS .
Have you ever even seen acting before!?😂😂 it’s alright, but the pinnacle!? Wtf are you even talking about.
It's comedy 😂
@dantegaland9337nah I’m giving this 10/10
I was super impressed by how he made it look like his lips got gradually more pale
It never fails that I think the sketch is just about done, the stakes can't possibly be any higher, and there's still a 1:30 left in the video
I just found this channel like three days ago. I'm jealous that yall have known this glory for much longer.
The "wassup?" always gets me. It's my favourite part
Yessss same. 😂
Same😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
dude, your writing is immaculate
a wordsmith beyond shakespeare
You should hear my son and I talk about our carnivore and keto dieting, we sound exactly like this skit sometimes 🤣🤣 It's hilarious, really, and I'm glad we just talk 😊
Fast show, hot fuzz and always sunny levels of writing
The vacuum of space and the tiny energies produced by random quantum effects are enough to sustain me.
Look at those two bosos trying to compete lol.
Pfft. I am entirely ethereal, sustained only by the vague notion of my existence.
@@Demonstormlord Oh, sorry, I forgot about you.
*two bosons
@@Sarratomania13 *two bozos.
@@bjb7587 it was a joke, since he was talking about quantum energies
I’m actually eating myself… i’m self sustainable…
A never-ending cycle of death and rebirth, an Ouroboros stretching both into forever and back to the beginning of time
More like self sustenancing.
Zorbes virus 😂
Because f newton
Infinite power type diet
"monumental caloric surplus" is my next band's name
Ya man really said “I am eaten.🤨”
I'm on that high protein, low carb, nothing but water with hint of lime smelling diet. I pretend to lick what's good and cry myself to starvation
🤣🤣
redrink your tears for that sodium intake
Sup Fam, I’m on that nutrient teleportation regime. The Oort Cloud-based civilization that phase-shifts their peri-ferrous calorics directly into my brainstem is actually pre-Earth extinct but the echoes of their quantum entanglements sustain me.
bro I heard that quantum echo diet is lit af, but you know I'm more on that post-heat death big rip dark energy surplus diet myself.
This reads like an excerpt from the later two books of the Hyperion Cantos
@@MatVids2 👍 Which I have read, twice. #TeamChooseAgain
As a being of pure thought, I subsist entirely off the angst found on Tik-Tok. It's in nearly infinite supply.
I'm on that "dew of the universe" diet, trying to become the dragon warrior and stuff you know, something light
Youre gonna need a lot more than Dew…and uhh universe juice
The delivery on, "... and all of this stuff just winds up as _POOP_ ?"
Bro you really have perfected these videos 😂😭. Been watching for so damn long and i CAN NOT STOP this shit is always great , much love
Yo! My dude said "I'm off calories!" 🤣💀
This video and videos like this represent a microcosm of what Andrew's place in TH-cam is. The only competition this man has is himself and he ends up competing and outdoing his own genius.
"Okay so...dying?"
So brave to call out a diet like that. Respect.
Okay so... Dying? Killed me.
Damn, this whole time i've been on a intuitive dirty bulk and I didn't even know.
There's so many things about any of these bits that could be amiss and prevent them from being funny but it all ties together. Of the few TH-cam sketchests i like, i believe several have fallen off but Andrew just delivers. The writing, the delivery, the concepts. Bravo
"7 great value toaster pastries" Okay so I'm catchin strays but "Great Value" is better than the og poptart
Aren’t they actually just the same thing made in the same factory but packaged differently?
I am highly satisfird with that new Episode of Red shirt guy vs Black shirt guy.
They ain't sweating because they're nervous...they're just severely malnourished.
That “AaaaahhhAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!” music and the super sweaty zoom-in close-ups get me EVERY time 😂😂😂
I used to tell people im poor now im fasting due to financial strain.
You're the only content creator that makes me put down my drink so I don't spit take all over my laptop.
that's 2 and 3rd boxes of toaster pastries, lol
Hey he left some in the box, thats WILLPOWER
This man is a living escalation meme…and a national treasure.
Andrew, I am continually astounded by your writing in these videos.
Not some, but the entire carton of goldfish as a meal
Not even the goldfish, just the carton.
@@Azragenot even the carton, just the plastic lining with cheese residue
Dude, you need your own show. Immediately.
But.. but.. he has his own show right here right now
@@rhabeldibabeldi6812 yeah but we gotta get this brother a bag
@@TheJerbol Then producers would turn his quality into shit as they only cater to the highest paying social group.
As a recently diagnosed Type 2 Diabetic, this hits harder than it should.
Im digging that struggle diet as in swallowing down how much of a disappointment I am ☠️
*”I've just been letting the food eat me”* that shit floored me… 😹😹😹😹
Especially the part when he said”HOW?!”😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
It’s the extreme perspiration that gets me every time. Why all these dudes such nervous sweaters? Haha
Never gets old
I remember a headline how some influencer chick died from "tropical fruits only" diet, malnutrition.
Honestly one of the best videos on the internet. Faultless.
I survive exclusively off thoughts and prayers from internet strangers.
My mental sanity watching these videos declines as you get sweatier and sweatier and the music increases in intensity. I am here for this. This. This is quality content. Not shit the silver screens will make because they fear. They fear what they might uncover. Not Andrew. He pushes the boundaries. Makes you think of concepts no mere man can simply devise. This is a lost art. He is a prophet of true story telling.
Always love seeing how deep this shit goes 😂Funny shit man!
This one is insane. More people need to see these.
I'm on that oxygen only diet. Except Sundays when I don't have any
This video format is so fucking incredible lmao I don't know if this guy pioneered it or just perfected it but it's gold
im on that Dasani water diet, ya know how it is, train my body to digest plastic particles and all that
My existence is solely dependent and nourished by Andrew's bloviating pontifications and comedic delivery. Sweet, sweet nectar
Damn this was intense they started sweating early AF
that expression is making me unlocking a new whole dimension of emotion
The dual PHUCCKKKK got me lmao
You've got me dying laughing over shit I never thought was funny. Never change man never change.
I died at "compost" 🤣🤣🤣
It's the quick cuts while his face sweats uncontrollably that gets me every time. Makes me think he's recording these takes in a room without air conditioning.
You are one of the only creators I watch at normal speed because of the sheer amount of information you’re able to pack into such a short form.
That's a strange way of saying you suffer from ADHD.
lmao i feel called out...watch everything at 1.75 or 2x but i'm watching this at normal speed
This convo is so real when everyone is trying to be fit 😂😂😂
Everyone, the song is Fjodor - On/Off
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
This dude is mad funny bro😂😂
“7 Great Value Toaster Pastries” 😂😂
Just been living that autocannibal set, bro. Timet nosce. You are what you eat. I am on a journey of self-knowledge.
Not the rumors of a rutabaga 😭
Great video Andrew. Just like your audience likes it, progressively more and more sweaty with the intensity ramped-up to ten within a minute. My favorite video of yours is still the one with the same setup as this, but when guys brag about how much they work. “I’m down to straight nubbins (“curious”)…from all the cranking, welding and machining I do at my place of work”.
I love how every single one of these eventually just spirals into a commentary of male insecurities
When the music changes it always gets me, and the OTT sweat
‘Im dieting to become extremely obese’
‘Monumental caloric deficit..so, dying?’
Just diabolical mate😂😂
I’ve watched so many of these, calculating the algorithm of thought and production, punching the numbers, pumping the local power plant beyond its capacity for years, hiring Harvard mathematicians for the grind work and MIT’s AI staff and Ph.D Post Docs for Statistical analysis, praying with the shamans of Machu Pichu… at this rate however, I will never not be delightfully surprised by the audacity, madness, clarity and pristine humor of this man’s societal dissection
Soup and rice...loaded with superfood powders. The "I am broke American diet" ♥
The scripts Andrew can write…hats off to you man. Thanks for the awesome videos!
Yeahhh….if you eat
Every one of this guy's videos are exactly the same and they're all exactly what I'm looking for
I had to watch this at .75 to catch everything.
I really felt this one after all the podcast I've been listening to.
I let the food eat me
It's not an Andrew Rousso video without one or more guys becoming progressively more sweaty as the video goes on
Got sweaty real fast, must be hot out
It is quite warm out I must say
"I pray everyday that the food pyramid fractals into more abstractions" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying
W bragging rights
Another classic Rousso Brinksmanship of Nonsense. The “….How” delivery was golden.
Ten videos later and Andrew will be so sweaty after so many back and forths he will simply become water
this has to be one of the most hysterical concepts ever. you rock bro
If you aren't eating wooly mammoth meat straight out of the permafrost then you're wrong.
I love the amount of times the music resetted.🤣😂
Some of us care about the environment and only have locally-sourced vegan artisanal grass-fed oxygen.
the first look-up realizations @0:56 always slay me
"Wait, what's the last thing you ate?"
"A carton of Goldfish."
Same, Andrew, same.
bros content is peek
It really amazes me that there are people who can talk fast and still be understandable, cant be me
I like eating Andrew 🤤
...the laugh peaked for me at the ultraviolet rays point...and also monumental caloric surplus...it is from one extreme to the other and never normal...
I was a vegan for over two years. Literally NOBODY wanted to hear about my diet, so I had zero friends.
I started eating meat, and literally NOBODY wants to be my friend still, but now I eat bacon sooooo 🤷🏼♂️
This is the single greatest piece of comedic material this decade.
"I'm off calories"
*Checks time-stamp* not even half way through