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- See the 15th anniversary of CNP in 2023, releasing over 26 episodes! January 7th, the #CNPLegacy begins.
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This video took so freaking long to make because [blam!] technology, thats why.
Over the last 3 weeks, over 500$ of equipment failures has set us back a number. Our tv (which is a required thing for these obviously) decided to breakdown and stop turning on all together. With weeks without a television, filming has been limited to different places for a while, and it was really hard to work. Eventually we had got a working tv back at the studio, and began work again.
But get this, this video has been done since saturday.... I'm serious! Now for some odd reason it wont render properly with the new capture settings the capture card has been set to for the new tv.....
I HAVE SAT HERE FOR 5 DAYS, RENDERING OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. FINALLY, IT FINAAAAAAALLLLLY FREAKING WORKED!
I'm sorry for the wait.... But we have been working quite hard on the next season, and more content for the channel besides just C N' P. You'll be seeing some more things soon!
A game night will be announced here very very shortly, and the Next rant is being worked on also! Thanks for watching!
And....
Rectum!
I started a tradition where i would watch both "First Day of School" and "Last day of school" on those days of my life starting in 5th grade. I am now graduating next week and this will be the last day of this tradition. This series always held a special place in my heart and I am glad i got to watch these when i did. Thanks for the brilliant content!
Hahaha I did the same that crazy
"IM GONNA HAVE A TALK WITH THAT F*CKING BUS DRIVER"
Who else replayed that over and over?
I did like right now
Same here dude
“What nice boys..”
*”I’M GONNA RAPE THEM LATER”*
I'm doing that right now! 🤣🤣🤣
I set that as my ring tone and alarm
Homework: 2×4=8
Classwork:5p=20
Exams: John has 4 apples, his train arrives 10 minutes late, calculate the mass of the sun
TitanMonarch 242 great school language
exactly like my homework😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😒😒😒😒😒😡😡😡
wow so true XD
Tim Batley your lucky for that homework I gotta read 1 hour each day and write 6 subjects about that book and school EACH DAY and then write so much maths and all you gotta do is 2x4=8 nice your lucky your probably in year 3 I’m in year six and no one understands it so SHUT UP
@@contender5 bro, it gets worse, have fuun!
also, sparknotes is your best friend :)
It's official, Mr. Sinister is my favorite side character from this series.
MLG T.R.Y. Hard "What nice boys... I THINK I'M GONNA RAPE EM' LATER." To be fair, I though this was pretty hilarious.
"Yes you soft faced young lad?"
I think pookie is my favorite side character in the series he is just funny
Well you wouldn't expect a guy named Pookie to cut your face off.
Then again, no one expects the spanish inquisition.
Its quite worrying that this show reminds me of my school
Lone Hound I have a kid in my class who reminds me of dew. He has the squeakiest voice out of every nigga in the class and he says random shit that we all still find funny.
ha ha
General Greivous hate to say it, but that was me
Same
lol
I love this series when I'm sad I turn this on and next thing you know I'm laughing my ass off. XD
Same
Slick Hat right 😂
One lesson i learned dont EVER mess with Mr. Sinister
Spy Thebananahater
Unless of course you're me, where NOBODY messes with the Chief.
@@legendarymasterchief7620 if chief and Mr sinister get in a fight I'm placing bets on anyone
I mean, he is named Sinister after all!
I love the teacher at 5:42 to 6:03 that's basically what all the teachers in history have wanted to say to their bad students
"you wanna fucking tawk during my exam? I'm done sit down and take your damn test!"
"I'm taking the exam Ms.Bitch!"
"That's Ms.Sara Bitch to you"
XD
That test with the hieroglyphics was the most relatable test I've ever seen.
+Alexo
Alexo, I really love watching these videos it really cheered me up during my last years in high school because of how much I can relate to Chad Cola. I just want to say thanks for making such an awesome series. It's an inexcusable crime how these videos don't have over a million views and subscribers.
+Tesla Fan 97 A crime maybe, but they'll live past myself hopefully, and make generations of random youtube searches all the better! Glad you've enjoyed the show :)
+Alexo so true, in the end the only purpose to life is to be remebered.👌😄🔫
+Alexo
This is the gods work in progress it's a real reality show in halo reach 😅
this is good shit
Tesla Fan 97 i
What a beautiful 9 years it has been
Holy shit it’s almost been 10 years, I remember coming back home from school and going straight to my room and I used to turn down the volume because I was afraid my parents would hear lmao
This was the first video I ever watched on TubeYou. I thought it was hilarious, and then I didn’t understand even a quarter of the humor, now that I’m older I see it for how truly incredible and funny this is. I’m so glad I remembered this video. I don’t think I’ll ever forget this video, good job Alexo! You have made a truly amazing series of videos!
Thanks Bottlecap, it means a lot fam 🙏
Same dude
This was the best part of my childhood. None of the humor made sense to me but it was somehow so amazing. It was an tradition that my sister would come into my room before the last day of school and yell “The last day of school is tomorrow”
It'd be funny if Pookie went after Mr Sinister for money.
That will be gold
Im still watching this the good old days when xbox 360 was populair
Southern Spartan
Those dislikes are from: Richard and a lot of popular people that soon in their lifetime will skip college and then turn out to be extremely..... UNPOPULAR!!!
A friend of mine sent me a video from this channel and I got such a rush of nostalgia I had to watch it all over again. I always have and always will love these videos.
cameback to CnP in 2023 cause it just popped into my mind randomly and oh boy. you can see how little youtube cared back then (alot of these jokes wouldn't fly today), ahh the good days
I'm so happy I have found this channel! No joke I've TRYED to look for a great channel with amazing Halo skits and this is the one. Super funny and was very entertaining, thanks man! :D
Glad you've enjoyed them thus far! More coming soon, tell your buds about #CNPHalo :)
Yea man I for sure will tune in for this amazing work you have done! This has inspired me to make some Halo 5 skits ASAP!
I LOVE YOUR SHOWS
this is my last year, just checking my roots.
ranting about school reminds me of this
Love all of your CNP videos.
This seems like something that would happen at my school, this was a funny vid!
I was watching a documentary and suddenly remembered this channel bro i used to die laughing watching this saw ur recent videos i know this message will help. You still have potential with ur style of comedy man these characters are amazing
7 years ago.. still here loving it
i was pissing my pants thanks for this need id it :]
Glad you enjoyed ^.^
Kai Frankham Same
So funny
3:11 Me when a bus driver treats my girlfriend like shit
5:44 this episode is awesome, but the teacher's speech is the best part, every sentence makes me laugh my ass off
Fuuuu# this is so old school man I missed watching this HALO Stuff back then nostalgia is so freaking annoying makes me cry when I think about it
improbably ivan que
you've made me a very happy subscriber as the rants are some of the best videos you have ever done
IM GONNA HAVE A TALK WITH THAT FCKING BUS DRIVER!!!!! XD
This brings back so many memories thank you Alexo for the childhood memories man :)
Ah the good old spyro frog boss music that game was awesome
yea! I grew up playing those at a very young age. Stewart Copeland will go down as a one of the most talented musicians of this time in history!
***** So did I so it's cool to hear them again
@@Alexo670 Thought I'd ask while you're here, what happened to Sierra and Chad's locker that Michael Jackson's ghost possesses?
I honestly don't care how long these video's take. It's always worth it. :D
Even after all these years cnp sti hold up "oh somebody shat in his cheerios"
1:33 dude, you sold your only means of transportation. And it had so many cool weapons
"I'll go get the popcorn ^_^," XD the best part!!!
June 25th the last day of school always come back and watch my favorite halo machinima series
Still making new ones to this day! :)
Pookie is such a perfect name
Big fan
Thank you Alexo for being apart of my childhood 🙏🙏 used to watch this series as a middle schooler but now i had just graduated from high school and it reminded me of this video thank you guys (P.S you guys inspired me to make my own halo machinema as a school project as well)
4:22 that's a Jodi kid right there (Kids who think their cool and very popular also thinks they'll get to be the most unique person in the world)
omg this part 3:55-4:13 to funny man i love this channel!
3:27 still make me laugh In 2018.
Still makes me piss my pants in 2021
@@mr.animation8515 (:
Just watched this on my last day of school for the... fifth year in a row? It never gets old
The Elite's voice is so hilarious
Such amazing memories
I wish this kind of stuff was still on TH-cam
I died halfway through, great job Alexo.
+Zombielab Productions Glad you enjoyed it!
New Halo 5 CNP episodes Every Week in May, 2016! :)
Ah yes I missed this ima binge this all week long
Dude hilarious as usual. Fantastic job Alex.
I love how mister sinister ignored pookie destroying a car
Fr pookie just destroying a car and Mr sinister yelling at Richard like not giving a shit about what pookies doing
i love this. whatever happened to videos like these nowadays. i miss the old internet.
I like when the teacher is giving them shit in class
8:12 I'm Dead.
Everyone at my school
ngl, I’ve been watching the first day of school and last day of episodes every year of school. Like if it’s the last day I watch the last day, and if it’s the first i watch the first day of school. I’ve been doing this since middle school. Now I’m a Junior in high school watching this again because it’s the last day. Can’t believe i’ll be doing it for the last time next year.
I love the music from "Spyro the Dragon" [PS1 Game] that you used.
Deuu: I think I broke something
Coke: YOU THINK YOU BROKE SOMETHING XD
Who is more scarier Pookie when u owe him some $$$? Or Mr. Sinister when he fucking pissed off at you or at anything else?
pookie
ZombyCiler I have actually a teacher who is exactly as Mr. Sinister :)
Pookie
12:25 it sounded like pookie said "I'm gonna cut your face off, and fees you to the meta" 😁ouch
He said Im gonna cut your face off and where it as a mask
God I miss this era
I found your vids randomly but they are the greatest videos i have ever stumbled upon
I gotta get to school. Screams.
Coming back to this now... God the humor is funny
i love the use of spyro music
Nice man. Best episode yet! Keep it up.
I love it! Lmao! Richard finally got what's coming to him.
Alexo your funny af and my favorite channel!! keep it up man!! :D
3:10 lmao
IM GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A TALK WITH THAT F*** ing bus driver
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS FOR A ENTIRE WEEK
Dew YOU ARE AWESOME YOU FUZZY THING
2:16 freeze frame black and whit color effect zooming in X-files theme song :D I love your vids Alexo670
8:12 had me dying
Somethings never change
This could inadvertantly ve seen as commentary on the modern school system in the us.
I think my laughter level box broke im dieing lol
1:44 as somebody just shit in there cheerios
On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons. We swore to uphold the covenant
YOU DONT FUCK WITH A GUY NAMED POOKIE
Awww someone just shit in his Cheerios
2:10 top 10 saddest anime deaths
3:27 was very uhhhh well yeah
I wish most machinama were like this instead of super serious
omg you guys need to make a movie or sumthin id watch it over and over and over and over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:35 Every kid in my school be like...
I remember watching this a few years ago and while playing halo with my nephew
who else came here cause you found out Alexo is now a part of the halo follower crew.
Mitch Young wait wut, are you serious?
When
Wait he is?!? No way!
Mitch Younññ
WHAT???? he is???
Still funny as hell after all these years past. I still remember when I was 9.
8:11 lol
Don't you mean 8:10
11:27
hahah,, that was very funny and well done!
What the hell happened to the statue lol
Mr sinister: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE STATUE
The rockets destroyed it
Lol
Its been 2 years since i saw this and its still funny ; 3
Fucking hilarious I love doing machinimas with MIK3 WB and Arbiter 617
Arbiter 617 IS DA BEST!!!!!
Well, today is my last day of school as a Senior, I’m gonna miss this tradition 😢
Ah but if you proceed to college, you'll return twice a year at the end of each semester 🙂
@@Alexo670 Yup so this isn’t the end Lol
@@portlandzombie162 also congrats on surviving highschool! 👏
I love you too dew 😄
How many others, no matter how late you were, always said your bus was late😂
Exams on the last day of school...?
It sucks
Yes
Yeah. That’s how it is for mostly everyone. It’s unfortunate.
These videos is were I got my comedy from
I love thesr
One lesson has been learned this Monday morning,
"Thou Shan't Mock A Man Named Pooki."
What is with them breaking the 4wall
When you are finished with the crappy college finals!!!