My favorite Blood in Blood Out quotes

แชร์
ฝัง

ความคิดเห็น • 4.6K

  • @matthewmeek4289
    @matthewmeek4289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1187

    Life lesson: When you get out of prison dont move in with the guy who tried to rape you in prison first day

    • @StayAKTV
      @StayAKTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Matthew Meek 💯💯💯

    • @columbusohio72
      @columbusohio72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Or a dude who answers the door in his drawers

    • @adamgordon3163
      @adamgordon3163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      "JUST A MINUTE YOUR MAJESTY!! "

    • @jessycajohnson9924
      @jessycajohnson9924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why not? They probably woulda have fallen in love with him lol

    • @aldocruz9181
      @aldocruz9181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Miclo tenia que haberlo matado desde un principio y si no antes de asaltar el camion blindado, peco de confiado

  • @MachineGunFunk45
    @MachineGunFunk45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4215

    BIG AL WAS THE KING OF ROASTING AT THE LUNCH LINE

    • @DNixon845
      @DNixon845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Something tells me, Big Al is somewhere in heaven now...where he also works on kitchen detail and has a male companion.

    • @stevedelossantos2293
      @stevedelossantos2293 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Big Al wanted queer sex ,the gang could of provided ,unnecessary murder.

    • @kellyfoster7054
      @kellyfoster7054 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Al was killed to early

    • @shitonskyrim
      @shitonskyrim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Steve: Not so Big Al and his gang were enemies with the Mexicans and Big Al disrespected the Mexicans one too many times. They had a shot to clip him and take over his rackets of course they wouldn't pass that up.

    • @samwong8556
      @samwong8556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Maybe you like to swap for that tender white meat 😆

  • @princeali1786
    @princeali1786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Big Al made me laugh so hard with his lines and facial expressions. He made his parts fun to watch !

    • @rogergargantua
      @rogergargantua 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      LOL! Exactly.....that line "in yow dweeeeemmss, Pedro.....in yow dweemsss" cracks me up every time. Damn, this actor had so much fucking fun.

    • @princeali1786
      @princeali1786 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rogergargantua LOL….

    • @rbwood1978ify
      @rbwood1978ify ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The movie definitely wouldn’t have been the same without Big Al & Magic

    • @factsonly101
      @factsonly101 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      07:36 😂😂😂

    • @danielnewton5867
      @danielnewton5867 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Big Al was funny! And now for my brown brother, sorry no tortilla.

  • @hermeticchonk371
    @hermeticchonk371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    "i brought you monkeys some coconuts!"
    lmfao even the look of intense insult on the stripper's face is priceless

    • @ramiroperez2461
      @ramiroperez2461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ignacionemarich1877
      @ignacionemarich1877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She almost reacted as if that wasnt on the script lmao

    • @alexanderthomas4425
      @alexanderthomas4425 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ignacionemarich1877 probably didn’t tell em what he was going to say

    • @joejackson9986
      @joejackson9986 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @TREX117_
      @TREX117_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FOR CHEAP TIMES!

  • @Eldildo2
    @Eldildo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    " hey cindarella, go find yourself a fella " is my favorite

  • @mangosauce8720
    @mangosauce8720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    "Your momma was a freebie" always gets me

    • @marv9906
      @marv9906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      CALMALA!!!!!

    • @jeremiahanderson614
      @jeremiahanderson614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Best comeback

    • @abramslion1
      @abramslion1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Chalmala Home's"

    • @ieattires9928
      @ieattires9928 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Put your spear down pockets " gets me too lol

  • @marlynrivera11
    @marlynrivera11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “In your dreams pay-dro, in your dreams”

  • @Akumaa2000
    @Akumaa2000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “Wait a minute, there’s a ray of sunshine in all that darkness down there….come up here sweetness”……..that line from Al is hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

  • @moneyteam5653
    @moneyteam5653 7 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    GIMME SOME CHONCHON!

    • @penagon24
      @penagon24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I said that to my friends brother in law and we busted out in laughter. No one else in the room knew what we were laughing at.

    • @rickyp.martin3209
      @rickyp.martin3209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      We used to say it in highschool to everyone we knew. It was hilarious like an inside joke.

    • @intergalactic242
      @intergalactic242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      My girl use to get me with that at the end of the night, be good or you ain't getting any chonchon tonight! Lmao, and she white, that's the crazy part

    • @saaam6046
      @saaam6046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I fucking screamed

    • @absurdedward
      @absurdedward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Got me dying for the chon chon

  • @Acer-dh6qm
    @Acer-dh6qm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    When you’ve seen this movie a million times, this is the best way to watch it

  • @hkincade76
    @hkincade76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    5:30 🤣🤣 He petted the pork chop with the tongs
    Classic

    • @SantaBarbaraSongbird
      @SantaBarbaraSongbird ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I always thought it was hilarious, too!!! But, no one else laughed at it

    • @BamBam-sw5qu
      @BamBam-sw5qu หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂😂😂 may you live forever

  • @shaxdowblah3373
    @shaxdowblah3373 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Please be courteous to the help we've run out."😂😂

  • @frankrizzo4879
    @frankrizzo4879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Favorite quote "I don't want his pork chop... i want his life"

    • @frankmata1812
      @frankmata1812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So when Montana said he wants his life.Did he mean he wanted to be in Al's shoes?

    • @frankrizzo4879
      @frankrizzo4879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@frankmata1812 no, he wants him dead

    • @mankeymode100
      @mankeymode100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't want his pork chop , I want his apple 🍎

    • @lauraluffman6177
      @lauraluffman6177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frankmata1812 no I think he meant he wanted him dead

    • @jamesmartin7323
      @jamesmartin7323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Respect you got to be willing to die for it

  • @carrcorp2
    @carrcorp2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2901

    Every white Chicano was referred to as miklo thanks to this movie

    • @Jamezito
      @Jamezito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Yep including me. Milkweed or miklo

    • @soyvagabundo4744
      @soyvagabundo4744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      One of my boys calles me miklo or milkweed cuz of this great movie, and im not even mexican im puertorican with white skin

    • @eduardoantonionaranjo7972
      @eduardoantonionaranjo7972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      You ain't lyin' homes to this day can't escape it

    • @archetypealch3my290
      @archetypealch3my290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yup call my little half white half Mexican cousin el little milkweed.

    • @joeshmo2577
      @joeshmo2577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought it was wuerto

  • @70gabino
    @70gabino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    One night, I was taking a cab to a bar when we saw that there were police all around (a fight had broken out).
    The cab driver drives by and yells out, "We lost the lab and Clavo's money!"
    I about died laughing and so did he when he realized that I knew that quote!
    This fucking movie, man.

  • @8tiveeye
    @8tiveeye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    The entire movie has some of the best quotes in film history. Still one of my fav movies ever

  • @holden6104
    @holden6104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    In my first year of college my roommates had this movie on repeat. We quoted lines from it all day. I learned pretty quick that there's not a single situation in life for which a quote from this movie isn't dead on.

  • @PrincessNadira80
    @PrincessNadira80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Tuco Salamanca's impression of John Wayne gets me all the time. LOL

    • @ChuAlready
      @ChuAlready 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PrincessNadira80 Lol

  • @selfishstockton6123
    @selfishstockton6123 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My favorite quote for sheer randomness “I don’t want his porkchop. I want his life.”

  • @mewtoo007
    @mewtoo007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Popeye was so weird and funny. From wanting Chon-Chon to helping (I forget his name), and Al was straight hillarious.

  • @i_bomb_atomikly9692
    @i_bomb_atomikly9692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    " Ah, my RIBS!!! " - Spider
    Also me, when I leave my ribs too long in the oven.

    • @fernbirdENT
      @fernbirdENT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaha😄

    • @frankmata1812
      @frankmata1812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No,I thought you said I'm alright Spider.

    • @mankeymode100
      @mankeymode100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frankmata1812 me and my brothers say that line to each other on the regular 🤣

    • @JALOPATRON
      @JALOPATRON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@frankmata1812 no spider you're not alright!

    • @frankmata1812
      @frankmata1812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JALOPATRON 😁👍

  • @agentorange8530
    @agentorange8530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    Damn, they need to remaster this movie for UHD 4k bluray

    • @derekaragon970
      @derekaragon970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Agent Orange for what ? Do you have eye issues or something lol I have the dvd and it’s clear enough

    • @agentorange8530
      @agentorange8530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@derekaragon970 Nah not clear enough

    • @derekaragon970
      @derekaragon970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol I can’t relate I got that 20/20 vision 👀

    • @androlibre9661
      @androlibre9661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Its a sign of respect for the movie.....it deserved the 4k Blu ray special edition

    • @brianbadonde9251
      @brianbadonde9251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@agentorange8530 they should fix the audio before anything. The line delivery and the masking is wayyyy off

  • @aaronsoto4622
    @aaronsoto4622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Literally, every sentence word in this movie is absolutely pure gold. Lol

  • @grdybstrd247
    @grdybstrd247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Such a good movie, the part where the mother says, "who are you fighting and chewy says TRES PUNTOS!

  • @Gilbertify1
    @Gilbertify1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1128

    "I don't want his pork chop. I want his life"
    Wise words.

    • @CaptainNeverCappin187
      @CaptainNeverCappin187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      But then takes his apple lol...

    • @ChickenMcThiccken
      @ChickenMcThiccken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i want his porkchop

    • @ijaripanju3408
      @ijaripanju3408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@CaptainNeverCappin187 😆😆when he reached over for the green apple in that scene ( the first time I watched this movie ) I genuinely though he was gonna say "I want his apple" or " mansana "

    • @fieldchief
      @fieldchief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Could mean he wants to kill him and/or he wants his white privilege

    • @highthai7
      @highthai7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You think hes gonna say, "I dont want his pork chop, I want this apple."

  • @luisherrerajr5056
    @luisherrerajr5056 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2552

    everything out of big al's and popeyes mouth is hilarious...

    • @gamesbraun7069
      @gamesbraun7069 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      yep

    • @agruiz72
      @agruiz72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Luis Herrera jr tru dat lol

    • @DSMerkonmyface
      @DSMerkonmyface 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I got got an insurance policy too...

    • @geewhiz1739
      @geewhiz1739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      No pintos for you baby. Nothing but Texas bbq

    • @olycatastrophen7318
      @olycatastrophen7318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Pimp mobile!!!

  • @spursnation6488
    @spursnation6488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I'm tired of you swinging your precious Lil ass around like you own the joint,haven't put out for shit"😂😂😂😂😂fckn big Al

  • @MrKoridozful
    @MrKoridozful ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Actor Enrique Castillo plays the character "Montana Segura" based on Mexican Mafia leader Rodolfo Alvarado Cadena (1943-1972) Actor Damian Chapa plays the character "Miklo Velka" based on Joseph "Pegleg" Morgan (1929-1993) who was the first non-Hispanic member of the Mexican Mafia. He was nicknamed "Pegleg" by the authorities due to his prosthetic leg.

  • @chileno189
    @chileno189 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    This is one of the funniest unintentional comedies ever!

    • @herambeg7545
      @herambeg7545 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      "get down James Brown!"

    • @Gilbertify1
      @Gilbertify1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      YEPA YEPA YEPA

    • @cristiangonzalez-qs2vt
      @cristiangonzalez-qs2vt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Brian Saez all this time i thought it was a comedy

    • @cameleyez
      @cameleyez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Brian Saez "you ordered me to destroy this mold." Always cracks me up. I know this flick front to back.

    • @kingsnorkie
      @kingsnorkie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brian Saez agreed

  • @Kris_Harp
    @Kris_Harp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    How can you leave out "Know what I mean, jellybean?" Easily the best line in the whole movie.

    • @Kobe_Jay_Kenobii
      @Kobe_Jay_Kenobii ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's my favorite one!!

    • @gagekoval3984
      @gagekoval3984 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My mom used to say this all the time growing up so to see it used in that situation was awesome lol if she got it from this movie she just got a lot cooler 😂

    • @JJSeattle
      @JJSeattle ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I knows what chew mean jellybean.

    • @gilbertvazquez1544
      @gilbertvazquez1544 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Ima put you on the pots and pans….with the N…….

    • @ClashWorld1
      @ClashWorld1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@gilbertvazquez1544😂😂

  • @albertol9654
    @albertol9654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "Cuidado con el chorizo" was the best quote of all time 🤣😂

  • @lilianamartinez1272
    @lilianamartinez1272 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My favorite movie of all time. I have watched it over 300 times, maybe even more. It's in my blood. I was eleven when I first watched it, now 41 and still watching. Thank you for your video, It was a good fix.

  • @krusher70
    @krusher70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "Flirt on your own time,albert...oooohh shes jealous!" LOL

    • @JDFrank20Diaz
      @JDFrank20Diaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      krusher70
      Hey Wheres My Chop

    • @masterthotslayer9601
      @masterthotslayer9601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said pour it on your own time Albert

    • @aliasiskey4434
      @aliasiskey4434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He said,whore it on your own time

    • @columbusohio72
      @columbusohio72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said bore it(anus) on your own time

    • @patfenis7325
      @patfenis7325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Allah's blushing

  • @TheEman041
    @TheEman041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    "just a f*ckin' minute your majesty.. this ain't the joint with 3 hots and a cot. This is the streets homie!" **in his red underwear**

    • @jrno93
      @jrno93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "you've got no *CHOICE*"
      "the parole board calls the shots *HERE*"
      "you're supposed to be here for the next three *MONTHS*"

    • @chiIdplease
      @chiIdplease 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hahahahah

    • @magnumpi8097
      @magnumpi8097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That red under wear though aye😆

    • @hoii962
      @hoii962 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hoii962
      @hoii962 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jrno93😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @makebreadangel
    @makebreadangel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    while incarcerated i would play this movie in my head from beginning to end the whole time. i knew every quote and said it in there voices too for 3 hours i felt at home.

    • @lukebukem4777
      @lukebukem4777 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah. its funny how when its a movie about jail suddenly everyones been to jail. When its a movie about drugs suddenly everyone has done drugs.
      not calling you a liar just saying SOME of the people claiming that have to be lieing

  • @sardonicus76
    @sardonicus76 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This movie made me want to become a realtor just so that I could open my own office and call it “Orale, Homes”.

  • @littletraveller5428
    @littletraveller5428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    This is a classic film you can rewatch on a regular

    • @protohass
      @protohass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That and goodfellas

    • @josemoralesjimenez4730
      @josemoralesjimenez4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@protohass @ io8 9ro4yoy7 483i 8r8 D xcxczvscxvvxvsvdnajeysmsmanqbnabdsmsvagxgvgkwnwmsnensmsnsmsmsma xcxczvscxvvxvsvdnajeysmsmanqbnabdsmsvagxgvgkwnwmsnensmsnsmsmsma xcxczvscxvvxvsvdnajeysmsmanqbnabdsmsvagxgvgkwnwmsnensmsnsmsmsma xcxczvscxvvxvsvdnajeysmsmanqbnabdsmsvagxgvgkwnwmsnensmsnsmsmsma xcxczvscxvvxvsvdnajeysmsmanqbnabdsmsvagxgvgkwnwmsnensmsnsmsmsma 82r 4rr9t8 382r 483i 82r TV3 D xcxczvscxvvxvsvdnajeysmsmanqbnabdsmsvagxgvgkwnwmsnensmsnsmsmsma xcxczvscxvvxvsvdnajeysmsmanqbnabdsmsvagxgvgkwnwmsnensmsnsmsmsma

    • @LYepa
      @LYepa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, I've seen it a thousand times. Still don't get old.👍

    • @dragonordie
      @dragonordie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So very true

    • @alpha3006
      @alpha3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@protohass Scarface and casino too, now go home and get your shinebox

  • @alextrevino7304
    @alextrevino7304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    “You bet cash, you lose cash, you pay cash” - Big Al
    I feel like he had some of the best lines in entire movie.

  • @187mrsmith
    @187mrsmith ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Flirt on your own time Albert is something u hope 2 never here in jail!

  • @meteor2012able
    @meteor2012able 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    As a an 88 yo Chicano who grew up in Los Angeles barrios, I am very familiar with ELA circa the 1960-80s. The movie has a main story theme glued together with subplots. So, the actors' spoken "elements" have to fit the intended story and substories. This movie's actors "speaking and mannerisms" was about as authentic and "Brilliant" as you can get! Take it to the bank, this is what "Chicanos" from the era spoke and behaved like.
    The racial / ethnic conflicts between Blacks and Chicanos back then was real and still in effect to this day.
    Overall, the movie is 1000% as authentic as you can get for a movie....Take this to the bank!
    I retired from 20 years prison mental health services in a Southwest State.

    • @danielnewton5867
      @danielnewton5867 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What’s La Honda? Something you just don’t talk about. Hahaha

    • @jazzyjaz9108
      @jazzyjaz9108 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@danielnewton5867 la Honda is a car

    • @mug281
      @mug281 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why is there a trend of people pretending to be very old on TH-cam? You clearly aren’t 88. You aren’t even selling it well.

    • @brandonramos7295
      @brandonramos7295 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn 88. They let you use the internet in your nursing home ese

    • @melgoy2094
      @melgoy2094 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup, one of my fav movies. Grew up in LA in the 60s and 70s. Cruised Whittier Blvd. mid 70s and left at 17 for the military. This is exactly as close as you can come. Popeye was a bit over exaggerated and not my fav character in the movie. Trust me back then a 13 year old was a man. 1st friend was shot and killed in 1973 going into high school many more followed. Only way out was the military or move away. Most joined the Navy or Marines so they could be close to home.

  • @frankiesolis3092
    @frankiesolis3092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    They missed “You know what I mean Jelly Bean?”

    • @dlong7146
      @dlong7146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget, after a while crocodile.

    • @mankeymode100
      @mankeymode100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @angell3kk573
      @angell3kk573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      " i got a lil game , its called stick and cut "

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@angell3kk573 no it’s _“I Know a tune, that’s gonna _*_CUT!_*_ and _*_STICK!”_* as he proceeds to stab Spider

    • @franciscosandoval7008
      @franciscosandoval7008 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@InVinoVeratas tres puntos

  • @mgloco88
    @mgloco88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    you forgot, "For cheap times, for cheap times."

    • @geensjc
      @geensjc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂

    • @elborrachosobrio9979
      @elborrachosobrio9979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You think you can blow my brotha up, UH UH!

    • @armandoreyna9228
      @armandoreyna9228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was the best one.

    • @tomcat505
      @tomcat505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elborrachosobrio9979 🤣🤣

    • @izzymallory7093
      @izzymallory7093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DAMN THATS RIGHTTTT!!!

  • @camq-py7bs
    @camq-py7bs ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Life’s a risk carnal” is one of the greatest quotes of all time.

    • @magnusgranskau7487
      @magnusgranskau7487 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Pero cuitado con el chorizo" is up there with it

  • @Scrappy_ill_fold_ya_Doo
    @Scrappy_ill_fold_ya_Doo ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Ooh, my rib!"
    Truly one of the greatest quote in history.

  • @marseno2147
    @marseno2147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Big Al and Popeye should have their own tv show & movie franchise. They are funny as hell, pure comedy gold

  • @edr567
    @edr567 8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    LIFES A RISK CARNAL

  • @confettiRedPill
    @confettiRedPill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Let the homeboy get down”😂😂😂. Spider wasn’t here for a long time but he was here for a good time.

  • @SideQuestHustles-Shorts
    @SideQuestHustles-Shorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This movie hits more when you see your own family playing it

  • @chinoface6155
    @chinoface6155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "Get rid of the weapons"
    "But this is your papi's shoutgun"
    "THROW IT OUT THE PINCHE WINDOW"

    • @dickkulik791
      @dickkulik791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ernie from George Lopez show lol

    • @cereal4u
      @cereal4u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YOUR GONNA KILL US PACO!!!

  • @JorgeHernandez-wj8yh
    @JorgeHernandez-wj8yh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    big al and popeye need a spin off...

    • @atomicnut3444
      @atomicnut3444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jorge Hernandez Give me some Chon Chon

    • @malcorub
      @malcorub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      One where they are roommates.

    • @Ruvik92
      @Ruvik92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This ain't the joint with three hots and a cot

    • @myvidaloka
      @myvidaloka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Big Al passed away, sadly.

    • @benjistida007
      @benjistida007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As Cinderella go find a fella

  • @comocabron
    @comocabron ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “She looks a little bull legged to me Ale” is such an underrated funny line

    • @yommish
      @yommish ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bow legged

  • @bigdaddytrips6197
    @bigdaddytrips6197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:49 I'm starting you on pots and pans , with ngers 😂

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1322

    I like how Popeye's voice sounds like it's dubbed.

    • @medusah6239
      @medusah6239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      In the jail most of everyone’s voices were voice overs

    • @machoperez6467
      @machoperez6467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Lmmfao Papa was a booty bandit

    • @jtmullins7672
      @jtmullins7672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      It actually is sorta dubbed. They couldn’t pick up his voice in the cafeteria with the mic without it being in the shot so they recorded it later and layered it over the original scene. It’s fucking hilarious

    • @machoperez6467
      @machoperez6467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jtmullins7672 LoL it called a mess Hall

    • @arthurmorris1813
      @arthurmorris1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      JT Mullins “SUAVE, AL.” That shit came out of nowhere the first time I saw it as a kid 😂

  • @psychobillynumbnuts1
    @psychobillynumbnuts1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Just notice Paco's cop partner is Biff from Back to the Future

    • @eazy-cheez-e8033
      @eazy-cheez-e8033 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah Thomas Wilson.

    • @machoperez6467
      @machoperez6467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn I thought he looked familiar shit that's what it is wow

    • @davidshamiri1448
      @davidshamiri1448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Make like a tree, and get out of here

    • @xroadwalker
      @xroadwalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Helloooo
      Mcflyyyy
      🤜🤜🤜🤜

    • @smoothshot8925
      @smoothshot8925 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🤣😆

  • @jmanuelvillalobos4971
    @jmanuelvillalobos4971 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    " Put your spear down pockets!" Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @187mrsmith
    @187mrsmith ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is literally the whole entire movie summed up in about 13 minutes 🤣🤣😈🤘🏽

  • @tomlamiam
    @tomlamiam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    they dont make movies like this anymore. dope af

    • @vanmeisner9613
      @vanmeisner9613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg this is trash. Especially now looking back. So corny. Mexicans don’t talk like this lol

    • @palmtrees2420
      @palmtrees2420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@vanmeisner9613 cholos used to talk like that back in the day lol but not anymore

    • @vanmeisner9613
      @vanmeisner9613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@palmtrees2420 😂

    • @mckinleymac3452
      @mckinleymac3452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vanmeisner9613
      Exactly. It's ridiculous how they made them act like Retards

    • @ElectricLarry__
      @ElectricLarry__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mckinleymac3452 Lol but it was funny tho.

  • @luisnajera7676
    @luisnajera7676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    When you expect nothing
    And get everything
    That’s Destiny.

  • @ancientkeyboardwarrior
    @ancientkeyboardwarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:10 the way spider runs away after saying
    "Let's party!"

  • @hge_dead-eye--88
    @hge_dead-eye--88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    " I ain't no Maslim man"
    "Your momma was a freebie"

  • @boombapdoom493
    @boombapdoom493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    "Cocaine is a America's cup of coffee"☕

    • @jessycajohnson9924
      @jessycajohnson9924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My favorite quote of all movie yup yup

    • @terrelada6308
      @terrelada6308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That waz Carlos!!

    • @mexozul
      @mexozul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Órale que no

    • @drewgrows7765
      @drewgrows7765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would be nice to wake up with a cup every morning

    • @leviagcalon3821
      @leviagcalon3821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cuuup of... Coffee with the crazy looking eyes 😂

  • @jesselenix
    @jesselenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    The “SUAVE AL” always gets me lmfao

    • @robertestrada5987
      @robertestrada5987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sorry no Tortillaaaaahh!😂

    • @bryanfrye8770
      @bryanfrye8770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Always gets me too. It's so loud and phoned in like someone else says it over dub 😂

    • @TruRespX
      @TruRespX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I never understood why the voice sounded overdubs, or he lost all Chicano accent. Did he do it on purpose?

    • @robertestrada5987
      @robertestrada5987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TruRespX I just think it’s super funny

    • @pigeonman1134
      @pigeonman1134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TruRespX the audio probably was so shitty during the shot that they had him do over dubs in a room during post production

  • @adambrunt7290
    @adambrunt7290 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I watched his on hulu yesterday and now here it is in my recommends

  • @jenniturtleburger3708
    @jenniturtleburger3708 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Such great writing in this. And the slight changes but similarities to the gang history and the name changes were fantastic.

  • @RealMACGamer
    @RealMACGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    This is practically the whole movie... I love it

  • @peteranderson7760
    @peteranderson7760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “Yo mama is a freebie” 😂😂

  • @ianmangham4570
    @ianmangham4570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Delroy aka Boneified is a great fkn actor

  • @deathmetal7624
    @deathmetal7624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The point really hits home. we have choices in life. Some of us made some.pretty crummy choices. Some of us choose to rise above it and some of us refuse to change....the acting was pretty bad but the point is powerful.

    • @planetkori
      @planetkori หลายเดือนก่อน

      Acting was horrendous but the big picture don't do the crime if you can't do the time

  • @AlwonDomz
    @AlwonDomz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    I hate that this movie ended on such a sequel worthy cliff hanger

    • @ChaoticBean794
      @ChaoticBean794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There's vatos locos produced by micklo 😅

    • @patfenis7325
      @patfenis7325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@ChaoticBean794 that movie was hot butt cheeks in July

    • @centralcoastcinema7693
      @centralcoastcinema7693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      There is a sequel. We are producing it... Same tone, same dialogue, different characters, different time. All based on a true story...

    • @mrswolls
      @mrswolls 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@centralcoastcinema7693 what will it be called

    • @masterthotslayer9601
      @masterthotslayer9601 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asgeir R shit was trash son

  • @deebojones2777
    @deebojones2777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Brings back memories. In 93 I was a freshman in HS and worked at a movie theater in the Bay Area. Our theater had this movie and Menace II Society playing at the same time. The crowd was always lit and there would be a fight in the lobby once in a while. Both movies are great!

    • @lonelylosersclub8453
      @lonelylosersclub8453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where in the bay?

    • @deebojones2777
      @deebojones2777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lonelylosersclub8453
      Dublin. The East Bay

    • @deeznuts3935
      @deeznuts3935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deebojones2777 I max theater

    • @deebojones2777
      @deebojones2777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@deeznuts3935
      No, it was called the Dublin Cinema. It was an old school theater on Dublin Blvd that has been torn down. A huge fishing and hunting store is now where it used to stand. It was so fun working at that theater, so many memories!
      However, I do know of the IMAX theater you’re talking about. Been there many times.

    • @joseesparza7488
      @joseesparza7488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You lived it bro! You lived it…

  • @mrwonderful2081
    @mrwonderful2081 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I don’t want his pork chop! I want his life!”

  • @reliccollector8685
    @reliccollector8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Oh….I can wait, baby cakes” has been my favorite for a decade now 😎

  • @frankierivers7605
    @frankierivers7605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1600

    "Now for my brown brothers sorry no tortilla" lmaoooo us mexicans love our tortillas

    • @Just_Me187
      @Just_Me187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I love me some tortillas as well. My wife gets mad I put everything in them.

    • @losgarcia5648
      @losgarcia5648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      They go good with everything and fill you up.

    • @kevinandrade1422
      @kevinandrade1422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ahuevo ese

    • @mrfedy4038
      @mrfedy4038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That’s right babycakes

    • @anthonythompsonsr7681
      @anthonythompsonsr7681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mrfedy4038 lol

  • @panamablack9671
    @panamablack9671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    No pinto beans for you...Nothing but Texas barbecue☹😂😂

  • @jetstreamdefalpha5411
    @jetstreamdefalpha5411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how that 'Tres Puntos!' Guy went on to start in many other films. Hope he's living a great life

    • @thegrinchmob5108
      @thegrinchmob5108 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which one

    • @jetstreamdefalpha5411
      @jetstreamdefalpha5411 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thegrinchmob5108 who are you fighting?
      'Tres Puntos!
      The guy that said that👆

    • @thegrinchmob5108
      @thegrinchmob5108 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jetstreamdefalpha5411 tuco from breaking bad lol

  • @user-pz9rj7lr8j
    @user-pz9rj7lr8j 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Back in 1993 my favorite quote was "Life's a risk carnal"
    Today its "we should help each other instead of fighting over street corners"

  • @rachaelhernandezjimenez6735
    @rachaelhernandezjimenez6735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    "It's baby powder baboso " 😂

  • @JuanRamirez-gu7dh
    @JuanRamirez-gu7dh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    A whole 3 hours played in 10 minutes lol

  • @CreativeLegend2023
    @CreativeLegend2023 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Gimme sum Chon Chon!!!"
    Words to live by

  • @websmash9527
    @websmash9527 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one of the very best movies out there I think iv seen it over 10 time's and still watch today.

  • @Cris5598
    @Cris5598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    “In your dreams pedrow, in your dreams “...

    • @jessycajohnson9924
      @jessycajohnson9924 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      U spelled Pedro wrong Vato

    • @MigsMecca
      @MigsMecca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jessycajohnson9924 thats exactly how you spell it how he says it

    • @jessycajohnson9924
      @jessycajohnson9924 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MigsMecca oh ok sorry dude

    • @richybram5986
      @richybram5986 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol he pronounced it exactly how you spelled it haha.

    • @i_bomb_atomikly9692
      @i_bomb_atomikly9692 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hehehehehe

  • @jayblades2011
    @jayblades2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Ay i got no problem, brotha" ✊🏿

  • @other4819
    @other4819 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    one of my favorites of all time, and Tuco was good back in the day too...

  • @Jonathan-ci7fs
    @Jonathan-ci7fs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "She looks a little bow legged to me, Al" 😂😂

  • @kingjr1uzfe387
    @kingjr1uzfe387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The way he taps the porkchop with the tongs lmfao

  • @ScorpioSilver1111
    @ScorpioSilver1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “That pinche loan sharks gonna shit!!” 😂🤣

  • @yautjaxenomorph9472
    @yautjaxenomorph9472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "No!!!! Not the hospital, people die there!!!"

    • @imadrifter
      @imadrifter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He knew the real truth

  • @cedarpoplar
    @cedarpoplar ปีที่แล้ว +1

    War never ends. You may think things come down to a stand but when you least expect it, things are knocking on your door again. You do get tired sometimes. No mas! No more.

  • @justmek1923
    @justmek1923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    His blue eyes just light right up when he get mad lmao

    • @fernbirdENT
      @fernbirdENT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha i that samuel l jackson that says that

  • @pinoi78
    @pinoi78 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    This movie is HIGHLY quotable...and I'm not even Mexican.

    • @yeahbee8237
      @yeahbee8237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      3 years of french in Jr high, 2 years of russian in HS and I still speak more spanish due to this movie

    • @Signal_light_instructor
      @Signal_light_instructor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah Bee lol!

    • @crazygamers9105
      @crazygamers9105 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      im mexican, i dont even know about this movie, i just came for the meme of life is a risk carnal

    • @ks-zc1jh
      @ks-zc1jh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah Bee Russian is tricky as hell. Haha. Granted I didn't stick with it, but not having many Russians running around my town made it even harder. Spanish is as common as English here, so that was certainly an asset. My Spanish still sucks, but I can communicate enough with folks who know a little English.

    • @cristiangonzalez-qs2vt
      @cristiangonzalez-qs2vt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Welcome to the barrio

  • @konstantinkoverchenko9587
    @konstantinkoverchenko9587 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This film should be required viewing for film enthusiasts and young teens. It’s a goddamn masterpiece on so many levels.

  • @karlinladeramusic
    @karlinladeramusic ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is one of the best movies of all time!

  • @jessenunez7205
    @jessenunez7205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Anytime I gotta go to the hospital I always say “I don’t wanna go to the hospital people die there!”

    • @machoperez6467
      @machoperez6467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's me all fucking day I hate hospital I remember I got stabbed and didn't wanna go but my sister in-law took care of me tho plus my brother has a lot military so basically my family made sure I was good lol I couldn't go if wanted to anyway I was on parol and way past my curfew

    • @LxTxSURGE
      @LxTxSURGE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaoo

    • @BlackkAirForce1s
      @BlackkAirForce1s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@machoperez6467 lmao nigga you wild. Cool story though 😆

    • @machoperez6467
      @machoperez6467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BlackkAirForce1s gotta stay out of that grey bar hotel LMAO 😂 😂

    • @mankeymode100
      @mankeymode100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts 💯🤣

  • @johnnycarrera3660
    @johnnycarrera3660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The whole movie is “quotable” I love this flick!

  • @Lambdamale.
    @Lambdamale. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That fire hydrant scene was savage.

  • @Richtaco
    @Richtaco ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way he taps the chop 😂

  • @brtecson
    @brtecson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    "That wouldn't happen if you were up here with daddy" I said that line to every woman I've dated when they're having a bad day LOL

  • @delpotroable
    @delpotroable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Hey Cindarella go find yoself a fella, yo on the clock bitch!!! And midnight is coming" legendary

  • @JD_MASK134
    @JD_MASK134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “GIVE ME SOME CHON CHON” or “I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL, THATS WHERE PEOPLE DIE” are my favorites

  • @queefstroganoff2643
    @queefstroganoff2643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Seeing Cesar's backstory before weeds is pretty cool.