As someone who grew up in Maidstone (I've since moved away, closer to Sevenoaks) and who is hoping to break into online journalism, I would just like to say that I am embarrassed - mortified, even - about the content of the article featured here, and would like to offer my sincerest and most heartfelt apologies on behalf of my fellow Maidstonian scribe: Clearly, it is supposed to read, "With warm and fine weather forecast, outdoor antics *_ARE_* expected to start in earnest for the first time in 2014."
It's also supposed to be Detling Hill, not Delting Hill, surely. I've only been there once, during daylight and sans vehicle or intent to have sex, and I can't say it left a particular impression on me, but apparently still enough to be able to spell its name better than the local scribes.
@@TheIndulged1 how about FREEs "All right now" All right now, baby ears alright now all right now, baby ears alright now All right now, baby ears alright now All right now, baby ears alright now All right now, baby ears alright now All right now, baby ears alright now All right now, baby ears alright now All right now, baby ears alright now That's a pretty cool earworm?
It's so crazy how fast technology advances, this show was filmed in 2014, 7 years ago and back then 630mb was a lot, now you have internet plans of over 100Gb.
SPAM ... the FIRST canned food in the world that didn't need a "can opener". Canned food was invented in 1800's ... BUT ... a can opener was NOT invented until 1960's ? ... for 150 years people opened cans with a axe. ... ok - how about you hold this TINY can ... with BOTH hands ... while I swing this AXE into the can ... ( & your hands ) ... trying to open a can of mushy peas. ... or a can of lager.
This is in my top 5 TV shows. I also found lots of other shows that Dave has done, and i enjoyed watching those, too. Terms and conditions is also a fun show. I am glad these are on TH-cam. ❤
The best spam I ever received was a timetable for a North Houston church that was asking when I wanted to fit my sermon in. Although come to think of it I'm now getting emails about a vet in Dallas, so it's entirely possible that was just a typo.
I feel like a lot of curious adverts at sporting events are explained by the perks of being a supporter, the venue gets money, and the bloke who signed off on it gets to see games on marketings dime.
The dogging coverage in the Maidstone and Medway was probably the best of the lost as they clearly knew their audience and the article was targeted to them and they did not just go the same route as everyone else.
If you had got Danny Wallace to drive the truck and had a close up on him looking a bit sheepish, it would have teed up the Yum Yum line to perfection.
Its funny, whenever i hear the word dogging i get reminded of that time the actor who plays Phil Mitchell from Eastenders was arrested for dogging. Can you imagine shagging in a car to look out and see his bright red puffy face wheezing at you through a fogged up window? Nightmare fuel.
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The husband's $500,000 was probably for loss of consortium which is basically what Dave thought it was without knowing the name. Sadly for Mrs. Gorman, it was abolished in England in 1982, so she wouldn't be getting a payout.
Honestly, I saw the Yum Yum Van twist coming as soon as you said you were going to try dogging. Still a glorious twist, even if I saw it happening. Maybe I’ve binged this show too much.
In US law, you would get some compensation for "loss of consortium" which basically means they'll give you money to make up for the fact that you can't have sex. Both spouses would get money for that, in roughly equal amounts. The woman involved would also get money for things like pain and suffering and medical bills. That's why her settlement would be much higher. But presumably they're both missing out on the sex.
I can't believe Derby is pronounced Darby. Homeland of the English language, can't even spell its place names with any consistency so people know how to say them.
@@wormnog without going back and watching it again, it might be that she didn't have enough lines to make inclusion in the credits mandatory. In the old days, you used to need 5. I'm not sure what or is that rules is today.
What other C word would fit into that sentence? The other C word is always used as a noun and the C word in that sentence was an adjective. I think it's more likely than not that the word was crap.
I wonder if this is why they got rid of the Maidstone and Medway site along with the other Kent based ones which are now all published on the one site Kent Live though they still use the same template
21:45 I hate this "an historic," "an hotel" nonsense. Yeah, in French you don't pronounce the h (and indeed in older English (note: old-er, I'm not talking about "old English" though that may be true idk.)) so it starts with a vowel sound. Therefore "an." But guess what? We're not speaking French, or older english, and we *do* pronounce the h, so it's "a," not "an."
@@Abigart69 that is only true in the case of some regional accents. Not most of england. Most people you interact with perhaps, as you may live in or near one or multiple of these regions. Most people I interact with pronounce the h. If you were writing a book you'd highlight these accents by spelling it as 'istoric. This is because the generally accepted way of pronouncing it is *with* the h. If the norm was to not pronounce the h, this wouldn't be done. You wouldn't highlight something almost everyone does anyway.
@@elloello_erm I've been hearing it a lot recently for whatever reason. I don't doubt you're correct, it's just been (literally) getting to me recently.
@@Oi-bg9bc I have a problem generally with incorrect English, because certain cases of it can be ambiguous, misleading, or even give the exact opposite information to what the speaker was trying to convey. Of course this is not one of those, but any instance of incorrectness contributes to people's seeing other instances which do fall under one or more of those categories as OK.
@talesofthelostones 2020 I admit even for a soap it wasn't very good. There wasn't nearly enough interaction to get any drama going. I had to focus the year on American politics just to get anything interesting to happen.
Dave has to know how Spam works. Maybe only one person in 200 ever buys a forklift, but if you send out 200 million e-mails, you might hit 1 million people who could be interested in your forklift. Obviously, you’d go broke if you had to pay postage for 200 pieces of mail, but e-mail is extremely cheap to send. Not every spammer makes money, of course, but this is how all of them hope it will work.
FOUND POEM ... the WORST part of every show ... if you cut them out & make the show shorter ; the show ends in a more hilarious way ... rather than ending the show with ( forced laughter ) . If a stranger came up to you in the street ... & recited THESE POEMS ... would you ... LAUGH or CRINGE ?
My dad will still randomly quote “Troy get the yum yum van” and I COMPLETELY forgot that the context was Alan sugar going dogging
The moment that the meaning of "...but I don't have a car" sinks in is glorious.
I love the found poems where Dave is visibly struggling to keep a straight face.
He can’t resist the comments where the commenters think they have to explain the quips, and then decide they need to clarify the explanations.
As someone who grew up in Maidstone (I've since moved away, closer to Sevenoaks) and who is hoping to break into online journalism, I would just like to say that I am embarrassed - mortified, even - about the content of the article featured here, and would like to offer my sincerest and most heartfelt apologies on behalf of my fellow Maidstonian scribe:
Clearly, it is supposed to read, "With warm and fine weather forecast, outdoor antics *_ARE_* expected to start in earnest for the first time in 2014."
It's also supposed to be Detling Hill, not Delting Hill, surely. I've only been there once, during daylight and sans vehicle or intent to have sex, and I can't say it left a particular impression on me, but apparently still enough to be able to spell its name better than the local scribes.
I didn't skip a 2 minute advert because I thought it was part of the show, can't wait for my new earwax remover to arrive!
Ad Blocker is the future
I'm no sick of seeing that ad, it follows me everywhere!
That advert should have a catchy theme tune something like a ear worm.
@@TheIndulged1 how about FREEs "All right now"
All right now, baby ears alright now
all right now, baby ears alright now
All right now, baby ears alright now
All right now, baby ears alright now
All right now, baby ears alright now
All right now, baby ears alright now
All right now, baby ears alright now
All right now, baby ears alright now
That's a pretty cool earworm?
I got that same ad, I got it in the second ad spot, where did you?
It's so crazy how fast technology advances, this show was filmed in 2014, 7 years ago and back then 630mb was a lot, now you have internet plans of over 100Gb.
Troy, get the Yum Yum Van
I almost teared up when the proposal happened thinking it was so sweet...
Thanks so much for putting these on TH-cam. I always loved the show and its so good to see them again!
When he said Spam, I thought he meant the food.
When he said dogging I thought he meant taking dogs for a walk.
Are you Hawaiian, Rosie? Where else is spam more known for being food, than for being a slang term for junk email?
I'm with Rosie on this one, spam food UK
@@carultch, 'spam' the junk mail is named after 'spam' the food.
SPAM ... the FIRST canned food in the world that didn't need a "can opener".
Canned food was invented in 1800's ... BUT ... a can opener was NOT invented until 1960's ? ... for 150 years people opened cans with a axe. ...
ok - how about you hold this TINY can ... with BOTH hands ... while I swing this AXE into the can ... ( & your hands ) ... trying to open a can of mushy peas. ... or a can of lager.
30:28 love that Gorman breaks when performing a Found Poem.
I was watching this as I was falling asleep and heard where I live in West Midlands mentioned and just stopped dosing off lol
His cute little laugh makes me so happy
This is in my top 5 TV shows. I also found lots of other shows that Dave has done, and i enjoyed watching those, too. Terms and conditions is also a fun show. I am glad these are on TH-cam. ❤
Dan Wickman's voice and speech pattern reminds me a lot of Mark Watson.
Hope your well Dave, thanks for sharing these on tube
The yum yum van has been living rent free in my head since this aires
The best episode 😂😂😂😂👍
There are still ad' breaks
...well played Dave!!!
Not with Adblocker...
@@sperrin I don't use Adblocker, I use TH-cam Premium. Because I like the idea of TH-camrs being paid for their work.
@@MuchWhittering I'm pretty sure Dave Gorman is already well embursed for his work.
@@MuchWhitteringmore money to google. A shekel for the good goy.
The best spam I ever received was a timetable for a North Houston church that was asking when I wanted to fit my sermon in. Although come to think of it I'm now getting emails about a vet in Dallas, so it's entirely possible that was just a typo.
I feel like a lot of curious adverts at sporting events are explained by the perks of being a supporter, the venue gets money, and the bloke who signed off on it gets to see games on marketings dime.
I love Sir Lord Sugar Alan in this. He is portrayed really accurately.
This is a delight.
630mb?! I used more data than that watching this on TH-cam 🤣
DATS DATA DAT IS
I was just introduced to your show and I think I love you.
The dogging coverage in the Maidstone and Medway was probably the best of the lost as they clearly knew their audience and the article was targeted to them and they did not just go the same route as everyone else.
"Well, everyone else is going for moralism, should we shoot for the tourist market?"
If you had got Danny Wallace to drive the truck and had a close up on him looking a bit sheepish, it would have teed up the Yum Yum line to perfection.
“What is a nail technician?”
A carpenter, right?
Its funny, whenever i hear the word dogging i get reminded of that time the actor who plays Phil Mitchell from Eastenders was arrested for dogging. Can you imagine shagging in a car to look out and see his bright red puffy face wheezing at you through a fogged up window? Nightmare fuel.
Apparently he was dressed as a pirate when he was caught
That’s scarred me for life
@@soft_lex3820 lol it gets worse
I didn't realise he'd been arrested for dogging that's fucking hilarious.
Are you sure it was his face, you said the windows were foggy after all...?
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@@GGMCUKAGAIN you have to click the bell for full notifications not just subscribe, otherwise kids channels would have no subs
The husband's $500,000 was probably for loss of consortium which is basically what Dave thought it was without knowing the name. Sadly for Mrs. Gorman, it was abolished in England in 1982, so she wouldn't be getting a payout.
Honestly, I saw the Yum Yum Van twist coming as soon as you said you were going to try dogging. Still a glorious twist, even if I saw it happening. Maybe I’ve binged this show too much.
If someone wants to lift my fork for me, I shall let them!
I'll see myself out...
Do the Homes Under the Hammer stuff please!
i have been trying to find him talking about Party Hard thing forever
Serious 3 episode 1, it has been uploaded
In US law, you would get some compensation for "loss of consortium" which basically means they'll give you money to make up for the fact that you can't have sex. Both spouses would get money for that, in roughly equal amounts. The woman involved would also get money for things like pain and suffering and medical bills. That's why her settlement would be much higher. But presumably they're both missing out on the sex.
He did a show in Chatham too, just down the road is Rochester High street.
'Troy get the yum yum van!''...lmao
12:54 what's Will McKenzie doing at a Dave Gorman gig
I'm from Derby and trust me everywhere is a dogging site! 😂😂
Me and the lads drove to a dogging site by accident, people stood around us waiting and we panicked. Anyway we went through a pack of Trojans
I can't believe Derby is pronounced Darby. Homeland of the English language, can't even spell its place names with any consistency so people know how to say them.
Ain't nothing wrong with letting you're Whippet out in the local park, just remember to bring a pooper scooper for afterwards.
The way he pronounces Allestree is weird.
Why wasn't Cressida listed in the credits at the end?
She was credited in the program.
@@wormnog But Dave Gorman is also credited in the program and he gets listed in the credits at the end....
Then I am unsure why. Might not be required.
@@wormnog without going back and watching it again, it might be that she didn't have enough lines to make inclusion in the credits mandatory. In the old days, you used to need 5. I'm not sure what or is that rules is today.
Yes, you are probably correct.
He can't be Dave Gorman. If he has had to keep saying he's Dave Gorman then he can't be Dave Gorman
'We view spam as an irritant'
But Dave it's quite tasty, I prefer corned beef for most circumstances where you would use spam but it's still alright.
Well, £3000 for roaming charges is a bit much, specially for only 640MB of data... I mean it costs £10 for 1GB of data... So it's a bit much IMHO.
Yeah but this was recorded over 6 years ago.
Nearly had a heart attack hearing the local rag mentioned
Wow, there was a lot of adverts on that one!!
I don't think the censored "c" word was "crap"! 😄
Was it CLINT, my cat is called CLINT
What other C word would fit into that sentence? The other C word is always used as a noun and the C word in that sentence was an adjective. I think it's more likely than not that the word was crap.
Let's be honest, if Alan sugar went in that I wouldn't actually believe it is actually Alan Sugar.
Shout out to all the lesbians and asexuals breaking that 100% interest on the enlargements
And just single women
Dead eggers with boxed wine and cat food in other words.
I do actually need some ostrich feathers though.
Seriously, what tf is happening in this country 🤷♂️🤦♂️ just embarrassing.
Two British cultural phenomena that can trace their roots back to the Maidstone and Medway area:
1. Dogging
2. Chavs
These are our gifts to the world.
Thanks?
Let Maidstone and Medway have their dogging! xD
I wonder if this is why they got rid of the Maidstone and Medway site along with the other Kent based ones which are now all published on the one site Kent Live though they still use the same template
I mean that Medway news article was just unbiased about the issue, so... no need to get outraged about them not being outraged
In America if a person is injured in a accident their spouse is allowed a 10% lack of nookie award
21:45
I hate this "an historic," "an hotel" nonsense.
Yeah, in French you don't pronounce the h (and indeed in older English (note: old-er, I'm not talking about "old English" though that may be true idk.)) so it starts with a vowel sound. Therefore "an."
But guess what? We're not speaking French, or older english, and we *do* pronounce the h, so it's "a," not "an."
But most of England don't pronounce the h
@@Abigart69 that is only true in the case of some regional accents. Not most of england. Most people you interact with perhaps, as you may live in or near one or multiple of these regions. Most people I interact with pronounce the h. If you were writing a book you'd highlight these accents by spelling it as 'istoric. This is because the generally accepted way of pronouncing it is *with* the h. If the norm was to not pronounce the h, this wouldn't be done. You wouldn't highlight something almost everyone does anyway.
@@elloello_erm I've been hearing it a lot recently for whatever reason.
I don't doubt you're correct, it's just been (literally) getting to me recently.
@@Oi-bg9bc I have a problem generally with incorrect English, because certain cases of it can be ambiguous, misleading, or even give the exact opposite information to what the speaker was trying to convey.
Of course this is not one of those, but any instance of incorrectness contributes to people's seeing other instances which do fall under one or more of those categories as OK.
@talesofthelostones 2020 I admit even for a soap it wasn't very good. There wasn't nearly enough interaction to get any drama going. I had to focus the year on American politics just to get anything interesting to happen.
I think he should of made the yum yum ad as a joke
I'm still baffled as to why Dave didn't know Rainham Steel was the sponsor of the ground he was at and not just another advertiser
Rainham steel get *corporate boxes* to schmooze clients and ply them with liquor, and a sponsorship tax write off...🤷🏻♂️
Dave has to know how Spam works. Maybe only one person in 200 ever buys a forklift, but if you send out 200 million e-mails, you might hit 1 million people who could be interested in your forklift. Obviously, you’d go broke if you had to pay postage for 200 pieces of mail, but e-mail is extremely cheap to send. Not every spammer makes money, of course, but this is how all of them hope it will work.
Steel would be a good name for a team, seems to me.
used
Nope
Kereseda... ? Ok is not a good actress
FOUND POEM ... the WORST part of every show ... if you cut them out & make the show shorter ; the show ends in a more hilarious way ... rather than ending the show with ( forced laughter ) .
If a stranger came up to you in the street ... & recited THESE POEMS ... would you ... LAUGH or CRINGE ?
This would make a great entry in a found poem.
he just reads off a teleprompter and doesn't even look at the audience, yikes
Without it he wouldn't be able to memorise every word for 45ish minutes straight
He’s looking at the camera because this is mainly a tv show though when it shows other angles it looks like he’s staring into space
He did actually talk about that before the filming started to explain it looks weird on tv if he doesn’t.
@@Toby-Wan-Kenobi940 I've seen him live, he can totally remember a much longer show than this! No teleprompters or cameras in the theatre
Because its a TV show not a Stand Up show
crying about sponsorship for 3 minutes just lost me... get over it.
it's called a joke, he's not doing it out of bitterness, he's making a joke
I didn’t notice anyone crying
Alan Sugar is surely loving this free advertising