Kalani Is DONE With MAN-CHILD Asuelu | 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After?

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  • @SAUCEOHOLIC
    @SAUCEOHOLIC  4 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    If you saw Pole at the end.. you is a G 🤞🏻❤️

    • @Urmama7777
      @Urmama7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Your the best!!!!

    • @mobaycomama4590
      @mobaycomama4590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I've Missed You!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤

    • @adelascotland
      @adelascotland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THANK YOU SOO SO MUCH OMG

    • @TheeCuteness
      @TheeCuteness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sup Sauce! Le's get it!! 🥳

    • @eva.a
      @eva.a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      FINALLY SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MISSED YOUUUU
      Im looking forward to your videos EVERY TIME❤️❤️

  • @dreamingfool2
    @dreamingfool2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3281

    We all owe Kalani's father an apology.
    Everyone called him racist when he warned her not to get involved with a Samoan boy, because he was RIGHT!

    • @aGirl113
      @aGirl113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Agreeeed I loved him in the beginning and thought he needed some time to adjust but you have 2 kids now!!! No time to adjust he needs to grow up

    • @thisisstrange4641
      @thisisstrange4641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      Except the dad is Samoan as well so obvs not all Samoan men are pos bums like Asuelu. So it's still weird for him to be hating on Samoan men in general.
      I hope Kalani really sticks with what she said at the end and does divorce her useless man-child of a husband.

    • @LondonPaigeGummyBearGuru
      @LondonPaigeGummyBearGuru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      It’s still racist to make a general statement like that. Asuelu as an individual is not a good husband, that does not mean that all Samoan men are not good husbands. When a white man is not a bad person nobody said “see, all white people are evil”. It’s inaccurate to base your conclusions on an entire group of people off one experience.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Her dad is Somoan so how can u call him racist??? When he said that he just meant the culture difference and pride.

    • @JoeDiGiovanniIV
      @JoeDiGiovanniIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@LondonPaigeGummyBearGuru lmfao you never heard ppl saying "all white ppl are evil?" Omg wtf hahahahahaha I think you need to get out of your bubble and see that youtube is literally packed with hundreds if not thousands of videos of non whites, usually always American blacks, calling white people as a whole a whole bunch of racist shit. There's even more whites trying to be allies and white knight for everyone by hating themselves. If a single video gets posted of a white person saying ANY of the endless racist shit black ppl say, their video would get taken down. Its all a one way street. If you dont see that, its because you find it more convenient to ignore it

  • @seancascanet3428
    @seancascanet3428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2401

    Debbie was probably like “why don’t we kiss like that anymore Colt?”

    • @HjCrawford
      @HjCrawford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😂😂😂

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Colt: "Come on mom that was over 20 years ago."

    • @YoungYRroaH
      @YoungYRroaH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It’s ok, they 69

    • @mtf112
      @mtf112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😭😂😭😂😭😂

    • @kiranofearth9234
      @kiranofearth9234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm wheezing 🤣

  • @lola63962
    @lola63962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    "Your dad's from Samoa you should have that blood in you."
    Gurl, don't talk about blood when your mother said she doesn't care about HER OWN grandchildren.

  • @melofacertainage
    @melofacertainage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    I don’t care about the kids, I only want MONEY!!!!!!!!!! That’s really disgusting!!!

  • @AbbeySoandso
    @AbbeySoandso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    I’m not being funny, there is something legitimately wrong with this dude. He’s mentally about 10 years old 😐

    • @traceyreed9167
      @traceyreed9167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Definitely

    • @gosiagosia1817
      @gosiagosia1817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh 5 years old the way he speak act and look😱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ceboshembe
      @ceboshembe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Abbey, you are spot on, I dated someone who had a reasoning sense of a 7 year old lil' girl.. it is frustrating

    • @bieberninja1
      @bieberninja1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      abbey....don't you mean something is wrong with kalani? she's the one who took advantage of someone who is clearly mentally and intellectually deficient

    • @AbbeySoandso
      @AbbeySoandso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bieberninja1 I’ve noticed that some people are too slow themselves to realize when someone has a disability, so she may just think he is immature. I hope that’s the case and not the latter.

  • @studiojason8049
    @studiojason8049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    Your edit of him saying “I’m 24 years old” to “I’m 4 years old” was brilliant!

    • @melofacertainage
      @melofacertainage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      스튜디오 제이슨Studio Jason OMG, I thought I didn’t hear right, but you confirmed it, yeah I heard I’m 4 years old, he he is 4 years old 😂

    • @heyheypaulaoz5649
      @heyheypaulaoz5649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I thought that too!!4 years old 😄🥳

    • @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
      @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Damn I didn't know it was an edit. I thought the dude was just an idiot lol.

    • @norah4892
      @norah4892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 I also thought that!

    • @JanJan4Infinity
      @JanJan4Infinity 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @Rebeccacarver83
    @Rebeccacarver83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1600

    Hes scared of his sister and expects his wife to be as well lol

    • @SindyJ37
      @SindyJ37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Kalani would bust up that crazy ass sister in no time

    • @thisworldisatemporaryhomef5942
      @thisworldisatemporaryhomef5942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Let’s be honest this shit probably scripted G

    • @jra3978
      @jra3978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Kalanis dad would have beat up Asuelu and his sister

    • @captainfoxheart
      @captainfoxheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@jra3978 at the same time

    • @angelikapotree2741
      @angelikapotree2741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Buford Montgomery They were raised by this crazy mother... in a culture where listening and respecting, your mother wishes is not optional. Think about what she do to him when he was a child ...

  • @briyachrist
    @briyachrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    “Why you use those expensive words?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @tree479
      @tree479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      As soon as I read this he said that 😂

    • @Imonederful
      @Imonederful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My favorite part. I was looking for this comment. Otherwise I was gonna post it.

    • @nixaddressnmtoo
      @nixaddressnmtoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I'm going to use some expensive words tomorrow at the dollar store- I wonder if I'll get any change back???

    • @texasgina
      @texasgina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tree omg same here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @marylynnneill1958
      @marylynnneill1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He means words of more than one syllable.

  • @babybirdsammi6506
    @babybirdsammi6506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    I feel bad for her children. Their gonna grow up and youtube is going to be the place that shows them who their father is and why he isn’t in their life.

    • @Annasea666
      @Annasea666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hopefully they'll adjust

  • @MsTinaColada
    @MsTinaColada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    I couldn’t imagine having kids with someone like that.. I’d rather be a single mom if you’re just going to take up space 😂

    • @holasoyalejandro9822
      @holasoyalejandro9822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Kalani is pretty much a single mom to 3 kids

    • @ShadesAndBoots
      @ShadesAndBoots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Amen. Them calling her out her name, undermining her workload & thinking he's too good to help even carry in bags. You can leave willingly or not but you gotta go. Go ask them ppl in the field where they bought their tent from.

    • @whitney8678
      @whitney8678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      💯

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Also do people on this show NOT know how to use condoms/birth control?

    • @mikemcbeth3216
      @mikemcbeth3216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would take care of my kids forgot my family.

  • @theinvisibleme4104
    @theinvisibleme4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    if a man talks to me like that they wouldn't find his body

    • @carlymarie6696
      @carlymarie6696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lmaooo that would be the last time he called me a lying bitch

    • @sarah3796
      @sarah3796 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahhaha

    • @kashifreza1993
      @kashifreza1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can avoid a felony and ghost his ass
      Like the rest us would do

    • @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
      @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm running out of places to hide them at this point.

    • @carlymarie6696
      @carlymarie6696 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AnonyMUSE lol I never mentioned murder🤔

  • @shanellpugh9546
    @shanellpugh9546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    *Doing school work*
    "I need a break"
    Sauce: "Say no more, say no more"

  • @rachelbohman8392
    @rachelbohman8392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    I love how his sister really acted like her 100 year old mother was really holding her back. LOL

    • @nil-8026
      @nil-8026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And Asuelu thinks someone who allowed herself to be held back like that can fight Kalani? 🤪

    • @davealvarado4620
      @davealvarado4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmaoo 😂😂

    • @kasiagirl4708
      @kasiagirl4708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would love to see Kalani take out Asuelo’s sister! Kalani had her hair put up in a bun...she was prepared if Asuelo’s sister tried to do anything. Of course the sister would have to break the death grip her old lady mother had on her! Lmao😂😂😂

    • @b_2646
      @b_2646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kasiagirl4708 I think his sister would’ve dropped her

    • @b_2646
      @b_2646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Khalani holds herself back too much . Not a sign she can hold her own .

  • @Alex-jg2bc
    @Alex-jg2bc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I liked Asuelu at the beginning, I thought Kalani's family was too hard on him but with every new episode, I grew to dislike him. Kalani needs to leave him and just focus on her sons, he will never step up and be the father the boys need

  • @karma-queenofflames376
    @karma-queenofflames376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Asuelu's family is awful. They are so entitled and use tradition to hide behind manipulation and super bad habits. Kalani made a mistake and things will never change. I feel like she has three kids and one of them being her "HUSBAND." I think she needs to let this one go. Asuelu is no different from Andrei...Smdh.

  • @helpyourselfimbusy5747
    @helpyourselfimbusy5747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    I liked Aseulu, but he lost my respect when he didn’t stand up for his wife and kids. I mean your wife could stand up for herself, but talk about my kids... idc if you are my mama, I’ll tell you to stfu.
    Of course, my mother might act like a child sometimes at 64, but she wouldn’t talk about her grandkids like that. She’d spoil them.

    • @Luuhpan
      @Luuhpan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      There's nothing to like in this guy. Zero good qualities. Zero.

    • @nil-8026
      @nil-8026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He’s standing up for her now, which is a bit too little too late but at least he’s trying

    • @angelikapotree2741
      @angelikapotree2741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don't know full story, but it can be a cultural thing. I dated Chinese and in his mind Mother = GOD and he couldn't disagree with her because he wouldn't be a god son. Not sure where Asuelu father is but he was raised by this women for 24 years and was beaten into thinking he should listen to her and do what she say. (When his culture say it the right thing to do) - it not easy to change this...

    • @angelikapotree2741
      @angelikapotree2741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Shanny Boo Agree with you if he had a normal childhood. But I think we can all agree she did not rise him in a healthy way. Think of him as an abused child who even thought was abused psychologically all his childhood still want his mother approval - his behavior make sense

    • @vegantina6565
      @vegantina6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      nil - he standing up for her because her dad got involved. That’s it

  • @leahwilliams156
    @leahwilliams156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    “My name is Asuelu...and I’m 4 years old.” Oh, Sauce. 😂😂😂😂

  • @thecatnat3574
    @thecatnat3574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    Lol, her dad is trying sssoooo hard not to kill him.

    • @iamdee2615
      @iamdee2615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The Cat Nat I salute him for putting a lot of patience

    • @Anthonydavis65
      @Anthonydavis65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@iamdee2615 oh if it was my daughter yea he'd be dead id make it look like an accident 😂

    • @shaha9
      @shaha9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I think he understands he is a waste of life. Why murder that?

    • @Anthonydavis65
      @Anthonydavis65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shaha9 ooooo burn lmao

    • @tyrsis
      @tyrsis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Her dad just needs to beat his ass already. The way he asks is ridiculous.

  • @screeningmimi
    @screeningmimi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    No one ever "turned into a man" after a wedding ceremony and two kids Kalani. Words to remember next time you have a vacation romance.

  • @robertjr263
    @robertjr263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    She wasted her time with that lil boy. This is a message to EVERYONE!!!!! LOVE YOURSELF!!!!!

    • @KnosumNoe
      @KnosumNoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts !!!

  • @emokoala
    @emokoala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Cartoon Asuelu swinging the baby carrier around at 80mph is killing me 😂🤣

    • @tanishamourid2202
      @tanishamourid2202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The cartoons be having me screeching like a pterodactyl! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @emokoala
      @emokoala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tanishamourid2202 right?? The cartoons are the best 😆

    • @les_5184
      @les_5184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me toooooo 😂😂😂

  • @Aja-Christian
    @Aja-Christian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1286

    "Bums be the sharpest shooters."
    BRUH!!!
    I DETECT NO LIES!!
    Guys with the IQ of a Q-tip, the emotional maturity of a teaspoon, and credit scores that look like bowling scores always seem to be the most fertile. Make it make sense 😐😐😐

    • @trecero5558
      @trecero5558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      In the hood you see it all the time 🤣🤣

    • @janassyjoachim1623
      @janassyjoachim1623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Yessssssss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 date a millionaire for a decade, never pregnant. One night stand with a bum??? PREGNANT!!!!

    • @AmethystDarke
      @AmethystDarke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      That was the premise of the film Idiocracy. The smart people kept waiting to have kids, and the stupid people kept breeding.

    • @jussoawsum
      @jussoawsum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Girl! So much accuracy! 😂😂🤣

    • @bazinga9473
      @bazinga9473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Reminds me of Idiocracy 🤣

  • @emmpeccableentertainment
    @emmpeccableentertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    I understand one oops baby. But willingly have ANOTHER for a bum? Hell nah

    • @angelsweet9611
      @angelsweet9611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      🤣🤣🤣 I’ll deal with God later! This comment took me tf out!!

    • @wd9441
      @wd9441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Right she needs to take some responsibility as well!

    • @SokoBeatQueens
      @SokoBeatQueens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Preach 👏👏👏

    • @HNA6663
      @HNA6663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfao... “PREaCH!!!” 👻

    • @HNA6663
      @HNA6663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The SokoBeat didn’t even see ur comment!! Ha! ✌🏼

  • @jerenev4185
    @jerenev4185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    9:04 broke my heart. who tf deadass says they dont care about their grandchildren?

    • @aliyahreid41
      @aliyahreid41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s very clear that they want the money for drugs

    • @shawnalynn5198
      @shawnalynn5198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aliyahreid41 what makes you say that?

    • @anubhuti3804
      @anubhuti3804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My grandma :) like she didn't even say that she just left with my dad

    • @kristinjames4025
      @kristinjames4025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the sister wants to fight??? Ugh! Sounds like my family sadly...

  • @Unlikely_Pirate
    @Unlikely_Pirate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    You know, at least his mom is honest about how terrible of a person she is. We got Debbie out here playing up like she’s a harmless old lady. We got Pedro’s sister claiming she needs this that and the other. Then she comes out like “I don’t care about the kids.” And I’m like “idk whether to be impressed or disgusted.”

  • @nancyatkins7656
    @nancyatkins7656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    The kiss between asuelu and his mom, the cringe 😬🤢

    • @nellom.8771
      @nellom.8771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      FACTS! I had to look away😔

    • @kathedison3887
      @kathedison3887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I wanted to barf..that's your mother not your gf..she stood on him way way to long

    • @DeathByDrone-ORmk84
      @DeathByDrone-ORmk84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The cartoon makes it tolerable lol

    • @nellom.8771
      @nellom.8771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@DeathByDrone-ORmk84 yeah, like the dolls they use in court rooms for reenacting trauma

    • @kimchee8996
      @kimchee8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ewww

  • @Luuhpan
    @Luuhpan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I think this is the most disfuctional family on the show.
    The grandma: "I don't care about the kids"

    • @violetviolence79
      @violetviolence79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Once she tells me that, we have nothing more to talk about, you no longer exists to me, kalani did right by walking away, not worth it at all.

    • @Anthonydavis65
      @Anthonydavis65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@violetviolence79 let my mom say that about my future kids if i had any she would be dead to me not that she would say that but the moment that happens done point blank period

  • @babyblumnai4707
    @babyblumnai4707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    That relationship is very toxic especially, when he thinks it's ok for him to call her out her name.

    • @Facieee
      @Facieee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The thing I hate most about what he does is that he knows it's wrong, you can tell he knows from how he tries to spin things when talking to her father

  • @doctordeath2551
    @doctordeath2551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    “Why you use those expensive words” bruh I gotta use that on someone
    Even if I do know the word
    The best of the best

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment is the best of the best 😂

    • @erickmeier2369
      @erickmeier2369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I guess in his world that word is worth $37.50 😝

  • @svitlana1500
    @svitlana1500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Kalani eventually is seeing that her man has a brain of a shrimp

    • @TabethaRoadhouse
      @TabethaRoadhouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah a shrimp that's been cooked

    • @albertmendez2262
      @albertmendez2262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Should’ve started seeing that the moment she met him. lol

    • @francesfehrman741
      @francesfehrman741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When he did that dance at the airport I'm surprised security didn't come and take him away that was so embarrassing....

    • @kristinjames4025
      @kristinjames4025 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I say because of family

  • @Cece27118
    @Cece27118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I think we need "bums are the sharpest shooters" on a shirt

  • @moniw9854
    @moniw9854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    The “what the hell” always KILLS MEEEEEE

    • @BatteredRose
      @BatteredRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I heard it in a clip when Pauls mom gives him her hair. I thought it was actually the camera men. 😭

    • @MoroccanQueen364
      @MoroccanQueen364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Every damn timeee i crack up

    • @mellybean1718
      @mellybean1718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its the 'oh maw gawd' for me

  • @briyachrist
    @briyachrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    bro is not a man at all , has no sense of responsibility or severity within his energy what so ever. has no idea what he’s doing or who he is.

    • @stellaofthelake3451
      @stellaofthelake3451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro is 24

    • @kells8241
      @kells8241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stella of the Lake and...

    • @alliherrera7318
      @alliherrera7318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He is most likely on the spectrum and never got treated for it and you can tell that his family abused him as a child and that can hurt a child mind up real bad that he could grow up with delays.

    • @uhwut2141
      @uhwut2141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@stellaofthelake3451 im 24 and found out my girl was pregnant 2 weeks ago. I got us into an apartment yesterday. Nothing about age its about honor and principles they have none.

  • @doctordeath2551
    @doctordeath2551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    He spent 100 dollars on food the best of the best and they ate for free and still weren't happy just sad bruh

  • @jenpw1525
    @jenpw1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    I actually feel bad for Asuelu. I think he’s been verbally abused and bullied his entire life by his mom and sister. He’s now messed up and is still a boy/child because his growth was stunted by the abuse.

    • @ChrisMari23
      @ChrisMari23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes! They worked him like a dog since we was young. And now they are upset they can sit on their asses and get him to give them money.

    • @kristinjames4025
      @kristinjames4025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And NO ONE else said THIS in the comment section.
      Honestly, they need time together and in therapy to save their marriage for the betterment of themselves and the kids

    • @KnosumNoe
      @KnosumNoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea I agree lowkey cause I remember his family

    • @benmuraya2146
      @benmuraya2146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is exactly what happens when a boy does not mature into a man. As a man no one should be dictating what you do, not your mother, sisters, wife or even father. Feel bad for the guy he'll always be trapped in that cycle unless he detaches from his family emotionally.

    • @ehyzen
      @ehyzen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      doesnt exuse his behaviour

  • @klaird_h4727
    @klaird_h4727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Lmaoooooo
    ..I cannot even believe the mother and sister...what the heck do they do?!...Do they not work?!...how are you going to say you dont care about your grand kids?!....💀

    • @tascha11
      @tascha11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      they way she boldly demanded money 💀💀💀💀

    • @jeanettejenkins7606
      @jeanettejenkins7606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least she was honest for the beginning. She would've treated those kids badly later in life if she would've lied. Im glad she was honest so she can never be around those kids

    • @juliustetevano6113
      @juliustetevano6113 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm polynesian. It's normal for family back in the islands to demand money lol

  • @dianerose8316
    @dianerose8316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Maybe next time Kalani will listen to her Dad.

    • @stellaofthelake3451
      @stellaofthelake3451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And find a white guy 😂

    • @yung1717
      @yung1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bums come in all races

    • @marissab4730
      @marissab4730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jay adams no she just a man with a work ethic, her dad is Samoan but has a good work ethic and made a good life in USA

  • @knittedkat
    @knittedkat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "Bums are the sharpest shooter" 🤣🤣 90 day proves it

  • @evilbongo4999
    @evilbongo4999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Do you send money home" the sisters face priceless

  • @beah4915
    @beah4915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    “Im trying my best, not to get violent” -gansta

  • @andrikawalker3353
    @andrikawalker3353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    He carried that baby in and sat him on the counter like groceries 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @farihamithila7819
    @farihamithila7819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Kalani:He's showing you the homeless people
    Sauceholic: shows Paul and karine
    😂😂😂 Best part

    • @scarlettcano
      @scarlettcano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahahahahahhahahahaha I just can’t 🤣

    • @TheeKanyeMsi
      @TheeKanyeMsi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💀💀🤣🤣

    • @VexingFob
      @VexingFob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where. I didn’t see it?

    • @farihamithila7819
      @farihamithila7819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@VexingFob watch till the end ..... Till the last second. You'll see 😂

    • @MarriageAcrossCulture
      @MarriageAcrossCulture 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣 🤣

  • @honeybee1492
    @honeybee1492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    they would never find my mans body if he talked to me like that.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If he gave you a piece of unripe orange as an apology would you forgive him? 😂😂😂

    • @shirleyperry3170
      @shirleyperry3170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Stormblast729
      @Stormblast729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, he would be among those dismembered bodies washing up in Portland. Antifa would probably be blamed.

    • @Misakiisings
      @Misakiisings 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      THIS

    • @ReviewWingsDSP
      @ReviewWingsDSP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Such a strong woman

  • @devdawg22
    @devdawg22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The winner of the " I told you so" award goes to her dad. He said he didn't want her with him because he knows how the Islander guys are ( he was one). The amount of restraint that man has is saintly

  • @aprilleerose
    @aprilleerose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    He ordered like that bc he can’t read. Seriously.

    • @ladydede88
      @ladydede88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh wow didn’t think of that sad

    • @ladydede88
      @ladydede88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @George Dilckin they were in his country 😩

    • @shawnalynn5198
      @shawnalynn5198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ladydede88 It said they were in Washington and when they meet the mom and sisters they're def in America? Plus they're wearing winter coats. I think the mom lives in Samoa and was visiting the US

  • @Discochikkin
    @Discochikkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The cartoon Asuelu swinging the baby in the carseat is making me cry 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Isabella-gf6il
    @Isabella-gf6il 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    That car ride was more awkward... then the silence during zoom calls.

  • @haley1863
    @haley1863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    thank god ur here I needed something to watch while i procrastinate

    • @majornija
      @majornija 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Facts.

    • @Holly707
      @Holly707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 same

    • @AquawolfXC
      @AquawolfXC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!!! Lolol

    • @NotAMuse
      @NotAMuse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG YES!

    • @cypher237
      @cypher237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I need something on in the background while I play video games all day... 😅

  • @SheniceSays214
    @SheniceSays214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Playing video games and having an easy job passing out samples doesn’t compare to taking care of two kids who are close in age.

  • @withjessofcourse4147
    @withjessofcourse4147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    It’s both the “Oh my God” & “What the hell” for me 😩😩 but hey what do I know 🔥#Sauce

    • @Anthonydavis65
      @Anthonydavis65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its the dammmn that got me

  • @HelloNewMoon
    @HelloNewMoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    If I was her dad he woulda already been on a flight back to Samoa in a cast

  • @emely.holguin
    @emely.holguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    “The best of the best of the best.”
    -Asuelo

    • @emely.holguin
      @emely.holguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @kathygriffith5164
      @kathygriffith5164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And he's the worst of the worst of the worst

    • @texasgina
      @texasgina 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @angiestinnett7743
      @angiestinnett7743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blaming Samoan culture to excuse a mother who is trying to "put asunder" her son's marriage so he can give her money is ridiculous. That perverted mother-son kiss was just one sign she's not "all there." Ewwww.

    • @emely.holguin
      @emely.holguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angie Stinnett dang it’s a joke....

  • @izzywhizz28
    @izzywhizz28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    'I am Asuelu and I am 4 years old' 😂

    • @lynnb5726
      @lynnb5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had to rewind it twice because I had to make sure I heard it right!

    • @lola63962
      @lola63962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well he wasn't lying.. He mentally is😂

  • @deeprose4
    @deeprose4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Aseulu could’ve avoided that kiss if he’d just immediately said I don’t have any money......

    • @morningstar5982
      @morningstar5982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup 😆 she definitely thought she could kiss it out of him. 💏

  • @thecasablancalily
    @thecasablancalily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    So...Asuelu knows his mother did all the child rearing and still wants that part from his culture but don't want to work hard enough to provide for his family and send money home?

  • @rockybeegaming
    @rockybeegaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    YEEEEEES our boy got a sponsor!

  • @cinnechey6772
    @cinnechey6772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Thank god she isn’t with him, that dudes gonna be paying his moms and sisters bills til he dies

    • @SteffyRodriguezAgredo
      @SteffyRodriguezAgredo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      lol they’re still together unless they broke up in the last 3 weeks since i checked her instagram

    • @christaphoenix4465
      @christaphoenix4465 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steffy Rodriguez what’s her insta

    • @SteffyRodriguezAgredo
      @SteffyRodriguezAgredo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christa Phoenix google it my friend looked at it from her phone i don’t follow her

    • @christaphoenix4465
      @christaphoenix4465 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steffy Rodriguez I did thanks

    • @christaphoenix4465
      @christaphoenix4465 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steffy Rodriguez Ian realize she was gonna be verified lol

  • @maximumjesus
    @maximumjesus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The way that they freaked out over the money is a dead giveaway that they are on drugs

  • @ericaferrer
    @ericaferrer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I never understood her attraction to him. He's like a Samoan automaton. I wonder how he leaves the house in the morning and finds his way back at night.

  • @treads
    @treads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    gotta be some type of evil to say you don’t care about your own grand kids I feel so bad for kalani

  • @fullweezy3553
    @fullweezy3553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Yo that non verbal sister part killed me I literally fell out of my chair

  • @JaLaCaSaFouR-ey5bu
    @JaLaCaSaFouR-ey5bu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    His MOM WANTS SOMOA
    I MEANT....(SOME MORE) MONEY!! 😂

  • @loveisinfinite1997
    @loveisinfinite1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Soon he'll have the power to communicate with coconuts using that analytical mind - mark my words.

    • @SAUCEOHOLIC
      @SAUCEOHOLIC  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmaoooooooooooooooo underrated comment

    • @marylynnneill1958
      @marylynnneill1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He DID ask why the palm trees in Ca didn’t have coconuts!

  • @TheEd1225
    @TheEd1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Da best of da best”.. with the spectrum look in his eyes 👀 was hilarious 😂

  • @Asabs1997
    @Asabs1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    “Using crazy hand signs” 😂 when she is literally just signing ASL 😂

    • @Monicac85133
      @Monicac85133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Lol I shouldn’t laugh but how funny

    • @julyjay3163
      @julyjay3163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @victoriadiesattheend.8478
      @victoriadiesattheend.8478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No. That isnt ASL. Apparently, the deaf sister was never taught basic ASL, and uses a unique system that she and the family sort of made up to communicate. I'm not kidding. Her own mother couldn't be bothered to make *sure* that her daughter learned a hand sign language known around the world in order to ensure that she could live the most normal life possible.

  • @tascha11
    @tascha11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    he‘ll be a stay at home dad and then call her crying for forgiveness withing the first hour GUARANTEED

  • @esteffesteff
    @esteffesteff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The "oh my gawd" gets me every time lmao

  • @williamcraig6377
    @williamcraig6377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    You see mom? Those are the people that didn't pay their bills. Paul and Karine walking away. I'm rollin on the round laughing!!!

  • @mikmak2102
    @mikmak2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    How did I miss the make out with mummy? 😂
    “Don’t use expensive words”

  • @plk_0626
    @plk_0626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm Samoan and not all of us a are like that, but dude his family, esspecially his mum, how bloody embarrassing. She should be ashamed of herself. Im sorry but i dont care about the kids, wtf woman and you go to church.???????

    • @francesfehrman741
      @francesfehrman741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Let's show his mom how it is with no money go get a tent, put it up in yard, let's see if that's how she wants us to live.

    • @EspadasYCopas
      @EspadasYCopas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe she goes to a satanic one

  • @scottakanumba1heathen379
    @scottakanumba1heathen379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Expensive word:
    "Approximately"

  • @Luluthekitty23
    @Luluthekitty23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    His mom and sisters have him brainwashed lmao like he's married and has a new family to care for. And damn you gotta make a whole video on that creep at the end later, another bum

  • @kelsienjuguna
    @kelsienjuguna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    the only time I agree with his sister is when she said “if u wanna become a man why don’t u work full time” CHILE WAIT A MINUTEE

  • @katGuzman11
    @katGuzman11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My daughters dad is a islander. Never again.

    • @candicebering4995
      @candicebering4995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My ex too. Total deadbeat loser Mamas boy manchild.

  • @nexxyc1484
    @nexxyc1484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I can't stand his family lol

    • @Luuhpan
      @Luuhpan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can't stand him

    • @elayeantiquevintagejewelry7898
      @elayeantiquevintagejewelry7898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nexxy C Hahaha! They're as bad as Elizabeth's family! Equalily disgusting!

  • @MartianBlues11
    @MartianBlues11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Asuelo just swinging that child around like a pendulum! Lmao! 😂😭

  • @v7c7s7
    @v7c7s7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    The characters are so cute. I rather see the characters then the actual peoples.😊

    • @ChrisMari23
      @ChrisMari23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know! My sons watching lil!

  • @butternutyeeetsbanana.-.5389
    @butternutyeeetsbanana.-.5389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Lulu needs to beat asuleu infront of his sister and mama, demonstrate whose the real alpha.

  • @lottalotta413
    @lottalotta413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "What if my sister knock you out?" 😆😆😆 I loved Kalani's face in response! 😆😆😆 she'd knock him out! I truly hope she finds the strength to leave this bum.
    "This is America" 🎶🎶🎶 😆 Sauce, you crack me up!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 As ever, beautiful editing! 💓

  • @JackOBee29
    @JackOBee29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Samoa is rough. No wonder Samoans don't mind living in Utah.

  • @IKKclauKR
    @IKKclauKR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Kalani is 5 seconds to declare him dead in an accident

  • @codye541
    @codye541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Last time I was this early, sauce, was doing videos on the Reg

    • @nixaddressnmtoo
      @nixaddressnmtoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was WORTH the wait!! I'm dead!

  • @PawsR_us
    @PawsR_us 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wait he works in a supermarket giving free samples and his mom wants money? Lol

  • @jayjaymanu
    @jayjaymanu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The sister of Asuelo gives me Sister of Pedro vibes

  • @SeEun333
    @SeEun333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Omg I never clicked this thumbnail as fast in my life

  • @star_light_kid
    @star_light_kid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    He’s 4 years for real 😀

  • @DivaBanton79
    @DivaBanton79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Not the restock fee after shipping back Asuelu. 💀 needed the laughs and you never disappoint.

  • @gracehealy8114
    @gracehealy8114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The way you brought him back swinging the baby carrier at the end , I can’t stop laughing

  • @Bigbaymonstermare
    @Bigbaymonstermare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    😂 “He’s showing you the homeless” your edit was genius

  • @EvelynSalt2281
    @EvelynSalt2281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Khelani wasn't here for the threats, she said she would've dropped ol' girl😂😂😂

    • @adrianeballard
      @adrianeballard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh 😂😂 the fact it was even a discussion killed me

  • @cypher237
    @cypher237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This video:
    Best of the best....👌

  • @vannessasimms7027
    @vannessasimms7027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I swear your videos keep me sane through this quarantine ever since I started watching them

  • @hasanabdi7317
    @hasanabdi7317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That was really disgusting how the dudes family treated her like trash nd he didn't defend his wife...her dad is a smart man, he could see the writing on the wall

  • @christinaeastwood9649
    @christinaeastwood9649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The animated Aseulu swinging the baby just halarious but this dude is so ugh I swear the only way I watch this show is when you bring it up cuz it's more amusing 😂

  • @galaf9790
    @galaf9790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I don't know if it's partially scripted or not, but Asuelu's family is or looks to be missing some screws.

  • @jaimedelgado7529
    @jaimedelgado7529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    her father HATES this dude 😅
    good to see my boy jeremiah phillips 4:39

  • @stratosgavr6037
    @stratosgavr6037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    when he doesnt notice you anymore cause he has more fans now😔
    JK MAN CONGRATSSSSS YOUVE GROWN SO MUCH MATEE

    • @SAUCEOHOLIC
      @SAUCEOHOLIC  4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I SEE YOU

    • @stratosgavr6037
      @stratosgavr6037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SAUCEOHOLIC THATS WHY I LIKE YAA MATEE😂😂😂

    • @HNA6663
      @HNA6663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My GOD... I feel like I’ve been watching Sauce since the 1st vid was posted.... It feels like FOREVER!!🤣”90 day fiasco” has the whole goddam globe losing its mind!! Hahaha... I agree 😉 I was happy to see he “got the Adam & Eve” Ad finally!! 🤑.. lol 🥳 His content has always been hysterical!!! 🖤👏🏼☺️

  • @ctwasus2738
    @ctwasus2738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Kalani's dad thinks he is The Rock and his job is to whoop Asuelu's ass.

    • @kc87557
      @kc87557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Asuelu needs his ads whooped. I wouldn't agree with the father if the father wasn't right.

  • @divyanshusingh3797
    @divyanshusingh3797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Debbie to Larissa, "Did you see that? You're the insecure one."