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Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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Hide my car keys when I'm 15 minutes late for work, and help me look for them like you don't know where they are.
Stasjha Fulwiley LMAOOO THIS ONE IS THE BEST
Stasjha Fulwiley actually cracked up reading this
oh my gosh! Love this, I bet this happens to people all the time.
hahahah this one is so simple and great! This is just classic.
Stasjha Fulwiley SHES A VIRGO
Ey bb set me on fire and use my ashes as eyeshadow
Skipper OMG THE BRUTALITY
This is everything
wow
Skipper taking a smoky eye to the next level
Leah Rogers no no no u did not say that
Hide my car keys and breathe on me in the middle of a dollar general
this is somehow the funniest one even though it’s the least violent
This should be released as a Cards Against Humanity style game. Comments Against Humanity.
YES
I got the exact same idea! Only 3 years later 😂
I’m literally sitting in my living room rewriting the shitty white cards into some of these. 1000/10
Put me in a briefcase and forget me on the subway
LOL
hahaha read mine up above :D
these are their stories dUN DUN
As a person from NYC that sees shit left on the subway all the time this is a golden comment 😂😂😂
This made my life worth living. Thank you.
violently force me to eat nature box while yelling fire segues in my ear while suffocating me with me-undies
This is the best one hands down.
@Chuck Spadina came here to say the same thing my dude
I think I read about this happening on the Skim
Build a wall around me and make me pay for it.
Petr Lizunov IM DED
Sick burrrrn- err, SAVAGE
Petr Lizunov BRUH IM DED
IM SCREAMING OH mY GOD
you win the comment section
This game should be called 2 cups 1 comment
incredible
kathryn genius
ICONIC
It's perfect
Bore me with your tragic backstory and aggressively compliment my mother,
My relationship status
hahahahahahahaha best one on here
God this is good
Better than crack 😂😂
Sansa @ Littlefinger?
Bake me brownies but eat them all before I get home and leave the empty tray on the counter
reported for violence
(jk lol)
ok that one actually hurt, and it wasn't even directed at me.
Colette Nishanian that's fucking dark..
Colette Nishanian you, sir (even tho you're a lady, I'm like 99.95718894% sure 🙃) won in my book
Cathy S. thanks Cathy! This one really came from the heart
Eviscerate me then fight my dad at a Wendy's.
Jimmy Whetzel "fight my dad at a Wendy's" 😂😂
holy shit it's Jimmy
is your dad Arin ?
Mom and dad tweeted your comment!
JOMBLE!!!!
sit on my lap in velvet stilettos and call me a 2008 Honda Civic
Sydney L. I'm liking this from my 2008 Honda civic
Spank me with a slap bracelet and force me to watch episodes of Ancient Aliens until I can't ever fall asleep again because I'm so woke.
Lilly Bowman my favorite so far 😹😹
Lilly Bowman yeah this wins 😂
Lilly Bowman that doesn't sound like a punishment to me, that's my life tbh
Lilly Bowman Did Jenna write this??? 🤔😂😂😂
this made me laugh and then i realized we have the same last name, clearly we're related because we have the same since of humor
Welcome to what is a probably the best comment section on TH-cam
Petition for Jenna and Julien to read the best of these comments for the next podcast!
Verbally berate me and harvest my tears for vaping
this is the best one
Gold
Once someone posted a picture of the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland and I commented "BREATHE ON ME CLITAPILLAR" and I got blocked
Jam me into a printer while violently listing the in n out burger secret menu items
Aiyana Land yes
Violently scream the Bee movie script at me while throwing Chipotle at my taint
Give me an asthma attack in a glitter factory and Human centipede me to the exhaust pipe of a diesel truck.
Bryanna Mae YES PLEASE THIS IS PERFECT
IM CRYING
force feed me homemade vegan pudding while you scrape my soul out with your diy acrylic nails
force feed me 100 Popeyes biscuits with no drink and watch me die of dehydration
GeneralVeebus 😂😂😂
Run me over with your RV and call me 2008 hot
LMAO
I really love this one
this one is gold lmao
HAHAHAHA too real for Jenna 😂
LMAO
It is not so much the shock factor, we just all want to die
Julia S lol
The fact that this has 666 likes is perfect
"the taint is a tiny little target." QUOTE OF THE YEAR
best comment section 2017, deserves a podcast reading them
Wring out my fluids and use me for a juice cleanse
Studio Blue hahaha
Studio Blue oh shit haha
That’s amazing 😂😂😂
I'm screaming
FAVORITE
I think i might start sending these to my tinder matches
bitch, that's a plan
waterboard me with sriracha sauce and whisper "you're a wizard harry" in my ear.
Gabrielle Evangelina THIS IS A BANGER
Paper cut my eyelids and use me as your socks
Murder me, get away with it, and vlog my funeral
Irene E omg
i c o n i c
Logan Paul almost did that
Find my dead hanging body and vlog it
Irene E logan paul already did
trample my taint with a stiletto and call me 2008 HOT
Are you ok?
Emelyne You know I get asked that a lot lmao
*Take me down with your drone and recite the entire Stuck on you movie in ASMR to me nun-chuck daddy.*
Aurra .s OMG
Aurra .s OH my GOD gold star I'm dyingggg
Aurra .s I LOVE YOU
Jovana Kostevski 😂😂
help me with my college tuition and give me a loving home environment
is everything okay? haha?
Jeff no
Nikki Murray I get it
this comment is 2 years old, and now that i am going into my freshman year of college, pls, help with college tuition, i’ve always been in need of a loving home environment, but at this point i’m used to this environment 😌
@@lilahmonet8064 aww I'm sorry. Hopefully with your intelligent person degree you can find a loving environment one day. The dink fan can be your loving environment til then
D.I.Y Remove my wisdom teeth and call me your peanut butter boy
Billy Martinez lmao! Omg
Billy Martinez Kermit
Billy Martinez Lmao 😂
Cheat on my parents and legally become my new guardians while passive-aggressively unfollowing my tabby cat's fire instagram account
omg
Selena Angel a
This is exactly how their wedding vows should be written. xD
Cut me like DIY distressed jeans & roundhouse kick me into another dimension
Violently queef on my hamstring and slap my nostrils with a chicken strip
Crazee Aimee123 I love you
Crazee Aimee123 violently queef I can't
A piece of waffle came out my nose from laughing so suddenly I'm fuckjf
THIS COMMENT IS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!LOL!
Crazee Aimee123 OH. MY. GOD.
replace my eyes with obeez soothing spa beads while head banging to morgan freeman's autobiography
Ok this one is my very favorite one
Wall Street journal my reputation then bird feed me orange juice with pulp
Laura Burbage yasssssss queen
Bird feed me orange juice with pulp LMFAOOOO
run me over with your 2008 honda civic and use my ashes as parmesan cheese on your spaghetti
Jena Koebel oh my ... God
Jena Koebel OMFG
Jena Koebel Your 2008 hot-da civic
hahaha
YOU WIN
Milk me like a dairy cow and promote me like fitness tea.
I just died laughing at that wtf
PLEASE do this again! So fucking funny!
Raven Prince Good news! They did it again in their latest podcast with news headlines!
oop-
drop-kick me into a super volcano and season my crispy skin with paprika
10/10 profile pic
Train me in contortionism and make me my own human centipede
Studio Blue JESUS
Just fuck me up fam
Chloe Oxborrow aaav valllla
I think this is my favorite when scrolling so far!
I can’t fucking breath
Comments against humanity.
Cut my knee pits with that jaw line and brush me with a light coat of butter before cooking me at 350 for 15 minuets.
Mispell my name on my starbuck's -christmassless-plain-red cup while gently singing the entirety of the bee movie script
This is the best one I've seen here😂😂😂😂😂
I didn't even get a notification. I'm just on TH-cam all the time.
Janelle Quinton Omg it's Jet
Saaaammmeee
Janelle Quinton oooh GURL! Dat eyebrow n stache combo doe 😍💚
+Sypher Carver it jet
JET
Am I the only one who read the comments before knowing what the video was about and got concerned? Because if not, I would appreciate it if Jenna and Julien would encase my body in acrylic product and use my hardened corpse as a douche-y hipster coffee table.
THIS
Lizzie Cashmeoussi so important
Immaculate
you should do a pick up line version of this!
just giving a podcast idea but I think it would be cool to read fans ghost stories
Dylan Nab ayyy bby gud idea bby
SYP_ ROCKET ayyy bby thanks bby
Dylan Nab ye welcome bby it tru tho
Yess
Dylan Nab Yaaaaaa ghost stories or even creepy pasta!!!! i want them to read russian sleep experiment or slender man or something
Some talented souls need to make ALL of these into drawings.
StefaGT nooo
Bet
waterboard me with a kale smoothie from Jamba juice then crucify me to a Mcdonalds sign
Pee Fister this is my favorite one by far
Softly sing the Friends theme song while you stab me with the bee movie disc
Julia Blanchard "I'll be there for youuuuuu" "OW"
Julia Blanchard THIS KILLED ME OMG
Meredith Higa
*whispers in ear* "so no one told you life was gonna be this waaaay..." *stab, stab, stab, stab*
I'm 30 seconds into this and what are these comments
agreed o.o;;;;
I know right
This comment section makes so much more sense when you know what's happening
I read the comments before they started the game... I was mildly confused to say the least
i want julien to tell me these pants make my ass look fat then meticulously attempt to shave my legs with the blades of his drone
HAHA
Kylie T dkcjdjc
Me and my boyfriend broke up 3 days ago, this is the first time I've laughed since then. Thank you
Sonja Brown I hope you're doing okay ^w^
Sonja Brown sorry to hear that
Boyfriend just broke up with me two days ago. So I feel you. Hope it gets easier for you love
RaRaxx3 TH-cam + Series + being wrapped in a blanket + seeing your friends is the perfect combo to get over a hard break up :3 (OH AND FOOD XD !)
Trigger my ptsd and perform open heart surgery on me
while awake
SPOON z with no pain meds
um yes lol
Oh i-
I was just-
I was just the 1,000 like
- 'How long do you have to hold the ass shut?'
- 'Oh. Maybe just a minute or so, until it hardens'
*way to casual* 😂
Uncommon Kalinka I am SO glad I'm not the only one who noticed that!!
Tie me down with silly putty and make me watch Wendy Williams for days on end
force feed me a raw betta fish and throw up into my crocs
1000 degrees knife my toes off and force feed me Kermits anxiety
Connor Tinch DAMN LMAO
LMAOOOOOOO FORCE FEED ME KERMIT'S ANXIETY
Just found my senior quote
Jane Locke actually same I'm in 10th grade but I'll go back to this video to find my quote
Jane Locke which one?
@@secretsongbook1903 I'm 3 years late but I'm in 10th grade right now... I will be coming back here soon
Its 2023 and i still watch these on repeat... This one never gets old and i laugh uncontrollably everytime 😂 ❤
So many years later, and I still think about “finger me like you’re manually rewinding a VHS tape” at least once a week. Made me CRY with laughter when I first listened.
LITERALLY. There are so many j&j podcast moments that randomly pop into my head
Wax my eyebrows with duct tape and draw in my water line with a Tide to Go pen.
P.S.Wall LMAO!!!
I watch podcasts as I work, and I never imagined having to hold in laughter at an in-depth conversation about the logistics of taint trampling but here we are. :D
Force feed me pancakes at a popsicle stick table and see how many balloons it takes for me to fly.
Annabelle R this is literally marbles life
Wow I’m sorry I downvoted it because I thought it was trying too hard to be random and funny, but then I realized these are real things that she’s had her animals do so I took the downvote back and liked it instead 😂
Annabelle R You're a cold piece lol
#SoftCore2017Comments : Respect me as a person and hold my hand like an otter.
Kennedy Richard awww!
Kennedy Richard omg you're so cute
Accidentally bleach all my black clothes in the washer and leave me at the altar on our wedding day
Run me over with your Zamboni and steal all of my toilet paper
currently going to tweet at shane : finger me like you're manually rewinding a vhs tape 😂
Rebecca Kennedy yaaaas lol
Rebecca Kennedy I literally just commented that on his video with his dog 😂
Take me to K-Mart and leave me there.
Strangle me with galaxy fabric and nervous-sweat into my earholes.
trap me in your barrel and evaporate me to the angels
Cristina Movila too soon
Cristina Movila this has to be the best comment!
what's this from? Because I'm thinking of a book where this ghost boy got trapped in a barrel
that sounds tragic. not as tragic as what happened to juliens whiskey though
Iron Wing Artist Julien left whisky in a barrel to age (to drink when he got 1 mil subs) and it all evaporated aka was "given to the angels" because he left it in there too long. It's not really "from" somewhere other than just being somebody who watches the channel
im gonna need you to do this with elijah and christine or shane
Jam me into the freezer while screaming WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL TODAY IS
Move all the furniture in my house 2 inches to the left, then when I get used to it and move it back.
Or
Slowly start changing the height of all of my chairs by adding pennies on the bottom one by one, then after a while take them all off so I think I'm changing height really fast.
why do I feel like a virgo wrote this.... XDD
Fill my larynx with industrial grout and bend my phone charger into non-functionality
Dominic Briske ICONIC
Im totally losing it at life right now and am terribly overwhelmed and need to imagine that someone will see this to make myself feel better
Blanca Melendez 😔❤️
Blanca Melendez Dink fam is here for you ❤
i was there a few months ago, not gonna lie and say i'm 100% better but im getting there and i'd be more than happy to give you my email or something if you need to talk
Chew on my pen then launch me into Area 51
HAHAHAHAHA!
Fill my ass with bees and deport me to saturn
Suggestion: Do conspiracies on That Poppy. She is giving us Illuminati realness.
Livy Bennett IM GAME FOR THAT BBY
SYP_ ROCKET hehe😂
Livy Bennett yes!!!
Rachel Smith 😂
Look up "Poppy Sam pepper interview" AND YOULL BE SHOCKED
English is not my first language and I am not familiar with weight lifting so when they said "power clean my soft penis" I thought they mean PRESSURE WASH (in my head power cleaning lmao) AND I WAS DYINGGGGGG
English is my first language, and that's exactly what I thought, too!
Sarah Sant same here lol
That's what I thought the whole time lmao
hahaha that's what i thought! lol Your English is great :D
Divinecross same
This is still one of my favorite podcast episodes,,
Hit me in the face with a basketball and scream fake sports updates at me.
I'm done.
pretty sure thats just high school PE
I was not prepared for this comment section.
Isabella Rose Who was.
I watch this at least once a week..
Roma Jerzycka SAME
Wrap me in cellophane and chain me to jack black
Ari Till lmao
step on my foot on purpose and slam dunk me through a basketball hoop
Blast Nickelback through your Beats Pill, portable speaker and make intricate paintings out of my ear blood.
"What's wrong with 2017?" Oh just wait until 2020
10:25 personal time stamp for my happiness
These comments are EVERYTHIIINNNGG.
Stick me in your hat and call me macaroni
love how she says oh we have to break up! I do that with my husband all the time like this is it we are done it is over because we would NEVER break up and it cracks us up! wish they would get married already though!!!!
Jenna would be such a nurturing mom and I think Julien would do a lot of maturing as a father
Cathy Kauffman ehhhh give them time
If they decide to have kids they will be the most internet kids EVER.
Cathy Kauffman julien is only 23. I think they won't have kids for at least 5 years. They're so independent right now. I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't have kids at all.
they both said in a vlog that they definitely want kids and will get married just not yet
I listen to you guy when I run & I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my treadmill this is getting dangerous
DINK FAMMMM I MISSED U GUYS😭❤