One morning I woke up and thought to myself: ''Ok. Today is the day I need to go shopping for some new props. Again.'' Shopping for ASMR items is nothing like buying regular grocery products, where you simply trow your stuff into the basket, go to the checkout, pay and voila - you are done. Here you need to shake, scratch, squeeze and tap on every object before you decide to purchase it. Most preferably everything should be done close to your ear. At first it may not sound that weird, but if you imagine someone in a public place scratching doll's hair next to his ear, you would think that this person is either suffering from some kind of intellectual disability or that he is a drug addict who simply lost his grip on reality. Wouldn't you? There are only a few dollar tree stores in my town so it is not hard to guess, that all of the sellers already know what happens every time when I visit them. Through the last few years I've become almost totally immune to the weird and confused looks people give me every time they pass by me being in the process of evaluating the relaxing potential of the inanimate objects. It is interesting how they always want to protect their children urging them to hurry up with a gentle pat on the back. If they do not have any children they always seem to want to protect their goods laying in the bottom of their baskets from being tapped and scratched. In the beginning it was really hard and uncomfortable for me, but after a few such explorations I managed to get used to it so much, that actually it has started to amuse me. Last time when I was diving in the huge box of plush toys I spotted an old deeply puzzled man looking at me. I had a really nice day, so I decided to blow him a kiss while scratching a belly of a pink teddy bear :D The last thing I saw before he had fled was him spitting out and saying aloud: ''Disgusting!...'' It would be great if you were kind enough to support me on Patreon: Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=2355964
If you ever get any issues from people just tell them you're evaluating sensory items for the disabled. I used to do it when I worked with mentally disabled teens. And it's not a lie because I'm disabled and you help my anxiety immensely with your videos (I use them to stave off panic attacks while wrapping myself around my service dog) so it's an easy way to make people back off a bit and not think you're about to... idk what they think when they're moving their kids along. That you will start tapping on their heads? Admittedly that would be hilarious.
In what situation would he get issues from people? I don’t ask this coming from hate or anything, just curious. Because I’m sure this is far too quiet to permeate through walls.
first i thought the new items he tested weren't his..so in other words he would go the other peoples baskets and just test it there. haha could you imagine? x)
PacTheOne hahaha imagine if he actually picks up the orange in the wire net out of someone else's basket and test it out and quietly saying "nice.." and then he puts the orange back into the basket and walks away without a word xD
Alright so i'm assuming that at around 26:39 you're asking us if we're feeling good or bad? I'm feeling great thanks to your amazing videos ^-^ When the wooden penguin showed up I laughed so frikin hard XD (dunno why)
This channel deserves to have more subscribers its content is creative and very relaxing! The art video of soap is the amazing best of its craftsmanship!
I absolutely adore these random trigger videos you do. I loved absolutely loved every single sound in this one, including the orange(?) in the net bag that you seemed curious about. XD Thank you so much for these, they never fail to relax me and put me right to sleep!
I love every video of yours! Thank you so much for making them! They are the only thing which makes me sleep, and I'm forever grateful for that. Each video is such high quality. Plus I loved the penguin! :D super cute!!
I Don't know I got so many tingles at the end when he quickly testet the items again and did hand signals. Or else I just couldn't fight it anymore, this guy is a wizard!!
So many tingles :o thank you so much for putting in so much time and effort :)) I love your video creativity and quality!!! You're my favourite asmrtist :))
I think you should do a full video with just tapping... Tapping sounds great even with cheap microphones, and the way your asmr videos sound, I know a tapping video would be perfection
I loved the coin purse😍😍😍 when I closed my eyes I got so many tingles and it felt like you were putting it in my ears and when you switched microphones it was behind my head
Call me Zelda ONE more time yes i get that. I myself have subscribed ASMRSurge and Jojo's but asmr is a minority in internet and not so popular. Often referred as wierd by outsiders. I hope that you got my explanation.
~timestamps~ (like so everyone can see!)
0:00 - 1:38 sample sounds
1:39 - 4:36 orange in fruit net (scratchy sounds)
4:37 - 7:05 roller&soap (crinkles)
7:05 - 10:20 leather pouch (crinkles)
10:21 - 13:50 watermelon Tupperware (tapping)
13:51 - 18:09 paper (crinkles)
18:10 - 19:27 water dripping sounds
19:28 - 20:46 water shaking
20:47 - 21:27 'popping' sounds
21:28 - 22:22 more Tupperware sounds
22:23 - 23:05 leather pouch (crinkles)
23:06 - 24:33 wooden penguin (HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS?!?)
24:34 - end varied sounds of all objects.
tysm! Let's get this comment right to the top!
Call_Me_Rhee I
Thx :D
Call_Me_Rhee thx
*skips immediately to **23:06** to check what u mean*
You must be the biggest buyer of bar soap in your town
Yolo Swaggins england is his city
Yolo Swaggins He keeps the businesses alive. All of them.
Yolo Swaggins
Yolo Swaggins oh god
#kappa
One morning I woke up and thought to myself:
''Ok. Today is the day I need to go shopping for some new props. Again.''
Shopping for ASMR items is nothing like buying regular grocery products, where you simply trow your stuff into the basket, go to the checkout, pay and voila - you are done.
Here you need to shake, scratch, squeeze and tap on every object before you decide to purchase it. Most preferably everything should be done close to your ear. At first it may not sound that weird, but if you imagine someone in a public place scratching doll's hair next to his ear, you would think that this person is either suffering from some kind of intellectual disability or that he is a drug addict who simply lost his grip on reality. Wouldn't you?
There are only a few dollar tree stores in my town so it is not hard to guess, that all of the sellers already know what happens every time when I visit them.
Through the last few years I've become almost totally immune to the weird and confused looks people give me every time they pass by me being in the process of evaluating the relaxing potential of the inanimate objects. It is interesting how they always want to protect their children urging them to hurry up with a gentle pat on the back. If they do not have any children they always seem to want to protect their goods laying in the bottom of their baskets from being tapped and scratched.
In the beginning it was really hard and uncomfortable for me, but after a few such explorations I managed to get used to it so much, that actually it has started to amuse me. Last time when I was diving in the huge box of plush toys I spotted an old deeply puzzled man looking at me. I had a really nice day, so I decided to blow him a kiss while scratching a belly of a pink teddy bear :D
The last thing I saw before he had fled was him spitting out and saying aloud:
''Disgusting!...''
It would be great if you were kind enough to support me on Patreon: Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?u=2355964
ASMRSurge it's hard to be an asmrartist
ASMRSurge wow deep. maybe you should tell to the counter officer why you do this
ASMRSurge That's brilliant 😂 Good on ya mate 😄👍
💖 sounds fun. Embrace your weirdo asmrtistness.
woah. I liked how you started off
That description was simply *Lovely.*
Whatsisname I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ OwO
Whatsisname technical
Thas alota words
Your descriptions are the fucking best, honestly i almost died from laughter
Taka Brute Hope you made it to the hospital okay
Trent xX didnt need to, the tingles restarted my heart
kono dio da
Taka Brute you mean... The fucking best in za warudo?
00:00 - 01:50: Intro
01:51 - 04:35: Orange in fishnet bag
04:36 - 07:06: Rolling on wrapped soap
07:07 - 10:20: Coin purse
10:21 - 13:48: Watermelon tupperware
13:49 - 18:08: Tissues/thin paper
18:09 - 21:26: Eyedropper full of water
21:27 - 22:20: Watermelon tupperware
22:21 24:32- : Coin purse and wooden penguin
24:33 - 24:46: Watermelon tupperware
24:47 - 25:57: Rolling on wrapped soap
25:58 - 27:45: Orange in fishnet bag
bonbonbam thanks
Thank you！
God bless your soul, heart and family
Thanks, mate
I love timestampers, u guys are the best , tysm !
description is love,
description is life xDD
Austrian Mapper this is my shop
Hello comrade
I think the case makes good sounds
*I think the case makes good sounds*
Austrian Mapper respec desc.
Hold On I'm Finding A Better Name
*_I think the case makes good sounds_*
If you ever get any issues from people just tell them you're evaluating sensory items for the disabled. I used to do it when I worked with mentally disabled teens. And it's not a lie because I'm disabled and you help my anxiety immensely with your videos (I use them to stave off panic attacks while wrapping myself around my service dog) so it's an easy way to make people back off a bit and not think you're about to... idk what they think when they're moving their kids along. That you will start tapping on their heads? Admittedly that would be hilarious.
Christopher Bradford Next vid : Kid head tapping
In what situation would he get issues from people? I don’t ask this coming from hate or anything, just curious. Because I’m sure this is far too quiet to permeate through walls.
@@kikenaround Given I commented this 6 years ago I have no idea what I was talking about or what was in this video so 🤷🏻
@@SableCatDog My mistake, I didn’t notice the timestamp.
@@kikenaround Hahah no worries, we've all done it at some point!
you can't even imagine how much your videos helped me while i was preparing to my exams
Ever since I watched ASMR videos I've started to tap and scratch random products that I find at stores.
Ofcourse I only do it when no one's around 😅😅
same!! finally someone who understands my struggle. 😂😅
I do the same thing with objects around my house. Especially my phone. I’M NOT ALONE H A.
Those cameras are still watching you though
Sameee
I don't even come here for the asmr, the describtion is pure art already
holy shit how did you know
Khricle ?
What does he teach?
Khricle l
신정 judging by the plaid button up... Accelerated Algebra II? Or maybe physics
Astronomy. The orange in the net is an example of how an objects mass warps space and time creating a gravitational field around that object.
Sometimes I wonder if you live in a small town where they've all dubbed you the weirdo. We all appreciate your sacrifice 😔
Woah, you just gave me a beauty and the beast vibe
Thot? Zevi you're stupid. You obviously don't understand what a Thot is.
Kevin Zurek it's a joke chill
Lol dw I'm not offended by the 10 year old on youtube
Panthers Fan It's not a joke, what's the joke? Explain the humor behind it.
Are these not the best sounds anyone has ever heard? Or is that just me?
EveryThingASMR Relaxation great channel btw
Lee Youwon I think you commented on the wrong comment but yes, South Korea is less of a war-freak 🙃
wow that's hilarious and original!!
IKR HE HAS SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS
EveryThingASMR Relaxation. Me too bro. He is the legend of Asmr
What a time to release I was just going to sleep. Thanks
Noice :D
Revan Good, you're going to need all your energy if you're going to fight in the Mandalorian war
My man in a fashion fight with Scarce
Plot twist: He is Actually scarce
Sany Not fat enough.
Karn Chambal hey whats up guys, Its scarce here. Today were gonna be bringing you some asmr. We might have to do a double tingle guys
Karn Chambal lmao i was just about to comment that
Elie The Metalhead you mean thicc
Your hands are just beautiful.
The sound quality is absolutely surreal. Fantastic job! And your description never fails to put a smile on my face.
first i thought the new items he tested weren't his..so in other words he would go the other peoples baskets and just test it there. haha could you imagine? x)
PacTheOne hahaha imagine if he actually picks up the orange in the wire net out of someone else's basket and test it out and quietly saying "nice.." and then he puts the orange back into the basket and walks away without a word xD
That's what you call a "business plan".
I literally could not imagine this, send help.
This community has the weirdest but best humor holy shit ahaha
Wow, on point ! I was just telling myself "let's search an ASMR video so I could sleep"
I love how self confident you are, not caring about people looking at you when you try out new things in stores for asmr videos.
incoming comments about the description
The cringe is every day bro
PicklePatch you gotta admit it's pretty bomb tho
Alex Fierro What if they liked em before the whole blah blah blah diss track diss track SECOND VERSE!! I got mY wIfE a GoAt fiasco?
Jesus who cares about team 10, it's just about the memes
*HOLO SEXUAL*
well they've always been cringy and they'll do anything for views so
This is so good I only needed 5 secs to get tingles
All the sounds in this video were perfect! Thank You for the tingles!
When you were shaking the bottle and I closed my eyes I got serious tingles and I haven't had them in ages! More of the little bottle of water please
I listen to this yesterday and i woke up with the earphones all over my face
You filmed this 5 years ago and to this day I still listen.
orange in net was bomb
holy shit the description has made my day
disco dan you mean the description.
KvZY that's the one, indeed
>•
Alright so i'm assuming that at around 26:39 you're asking us if we're feeling good or bad?
I'm feeling great thanks to your amazing videos ^-^
When the wooden penguin showed up I laughed so frikin hard XD (dunno why)
Its at 26:35
Yeah the penguin looks cute and funny
I need a longer version of the orange net! It is so relaxing and tingly!
Sound Scratching on orange is amazing
4:36 I've never felt so relaxed and happy in my life
***watch out for tingles***
This channel deserves to have more subscribers its content is creative and very relaxing!
The art video of soap is the amazing best of its craftsmanship!
Is that a new Shirt? Very nice
This is literally the first video I have ever listened to that actually gave me tingles
I got so many tingles and I didn't even have my fucking headphones on.
That sound with the casters is SPECTACULAR!
i was just going to sleep omg you absolute legend!!
your descriptions are always the best
ASMR surviving hurricane Irma
platzung 3 literally ear rape wssssssssshhhhhh (wind sounds) cracking branches/beams and rain sounds (only relaxing part)
platzung 3 As far as I know he lives in Europe
qerksim in Polen/poland
platzung 3 I think he lives in either Russia or Australia? 🤔
oh ok, didnt know that haha. then think of my comment as like I'm in the hurricane listening to this haha
I love when you make shapes between the speakers, it's like if I could draw the sound in my head ❤
One of my favourite videos!
So far you are one of the only asmrist that managed to give me tingles. I have a refined taste for them asmr.
한국인 모여라!!
Loves from Korea!
Loves from NY
놀란데이나 여기서도 만나고ㅋㅋㅋ저도 데이나님 3년애청자ㅋㅋ
놀란데이나 Love from Stockholm 🇸🇪
Loves from NC
놀란데이나 i hope not from north
I absolutely adore these random trigger videos you do. I loved absolutely loved every single sound in this one, including the orange(?) in the net bag that you seemed curious about. XD Thank you so much for these, they never fail to relax me and put me right to sleep!
Who knew you could get tingles from an Orange net?
your descriptions are always gold. and so are all your videos ❤❤
"Asmr bomb" uploaded on 9/11
Cant be coincidential!
Caleb Farnworth it's suspect af
There was, for What i believe
The planes were used as "bombs" for their intended targets
Just realized too. Thanks captain
I FINALLY FOUND ITTTTT BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS
"Published on Sep 11, 2017"
"ASMR Bomb"
*9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB BY THE ASMR COMMUNITY*
Your videos keep getting better the more you upload, thank you so much 💖
I totally agree in the description saying that it is hard shopping for asmr props
That description..yes yes YES! I loved it. Thank you for taking the time to test the objects. We all appreciate you & all that you do!! xx
I could listen to that small lego wheel thing on that box all day
Boxed soap*
you are a tingle master. i swear to god i always get tingles when i watch your videos
I am Japanese, I love your videos very much
お米食べろ!サンマもついでに食え マサバ・ビッテェーニョ I like pantsu of japanese girls
+Genaysis Oh ... (I am in trouble with replying)
お米食べろ!サンマもついでに食え マサバ・ビッテェーニョ notice me senpai pls
+Christian Macrì I am pls senior? I can be a little shy ///.
Good morning Japan!
One of the very few ASMR videos that has made me tingle. Great video!
After reading the description of a lot of your videos I actually do think you should write a book you seem to be really good at telling stories
your descriptions always crack me up and your asmr's are excellent. keep it up :p
Your ASMR is so adorable. Best wishes from Russia, slavic brother
unknown visitor Gorillaz Profile pic, I like it :P
In mother Russia you no listen to ASMR , ASMR listen to you .
PlaneX Gamez hahaah
Блять хаха
Anastasia Girmann slavic brother?
This is the best asmr channel on youtube, seriously
Much love from Germany.
Moonscrew ❤ Love from USA ❤
Herr Dieter Meier Osamet Günther mein Gott…
Was soll denn jetzt deine Mutter denken…
Noros sorry papi
I like all those hand gestures at the end🙌👌
I love your description lol
omg omg i love you so much
that gives me thousands of tingles
little brown bag sounds was the best!
I was literally searching for an asmr video
I love every video of yours! Thank you so much for making them! They are the only thing which makes me sleep, and I'm forever grateful for that. Each video is such high quality. Plus I loved the penguin! :D super cute!!
*why do you watch his videos?*
1% *Tingles*
99% *description*
Christian Macrì No. Actually it's 99% tingles and 100% description. You can come for both.
Arthur Bertrand and you are 100% true
ASMRSurge, you have a deeply satisfying sense of humor.
*Sees video title*
*Sees Upload date*
I see what you did there...
I Don't know I got so many tingles at the end when he quickly testet the items again and did hand signals. Or else I just couldn't fight it anymore, this guy is a wizard!!
Hello to all from Russia , I like oranges .
Владимир Миронов that's very nice
You know Russian guy, I like oranges too.
Владимир Миронов I like oranges too
This is honestly a masterpiece I've watched it twice now 😩
same
お耳が無事妊娠しました。
素晴らしかったです👏
👏👏👏👏👏👏
Carlos S. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
So many tingles :o thank you so much for putting in so much time and effort :)) I love your video creativity and quality!!! You're my favourite asmrtist :))
한국 구독자 입니다...!😀 팅글 좋아요!!😆
이예빈 이 분 채널에 한국인 꽤 많네요ㅋㅋ 저는 몇분 안되는줄 알았는데.. 이분 에셈알 ㅈㅣㄴ짜 고퀄
엘버러블 ㅇㅈㅇㅈ!!
very good tingle!
AHAHAHAHAH IM DYING OVER THE DESCRIPTION BOX 😂 Also sleeping over the video 😴
Fab video as always but at 500k you have to do a face reveal - I beg
Ok im impressed. I dont get tingles very often but boy did you give me some. Omg these tingles!
I think you should do a full video with just tapping... Tapping sounds great even with cheap microphones, and the way your asmr videos sound, I know a tapping video would be perfection
Honestly deserves more views this gave me the most tingles
his hands say 40 year old but his body says 32
GraafixzGaming wtf 😂😂
GraafixzGaming but hes in collage 😂
qerksim I've always imangined him to be a bald 50 year old stop ruining my vivid imagination dammit
GraafixzGaming the first video I saw of his was the soap carving, I thought he was around 50 at first lol
he's probably a real life Sheldon
XD your descriptions are amazing, your videos are amazing!
* Sees Shirt *
HEY WHATS UP GUYS SCARCE HERE
ArchFps great comment
Five straight minutes of that penguin beak scratching the microphone would be HEAVEN.
I accidentally fixed my 7.1 headphones and turned on the Dolby Atmos thing in the process and Jesus Christ
Great sound effects. Perfect for my ears. You are really a legend of Asmr videos.
Scarce?
Mr. Zoodoo THICCC????
excuse me but im looking for a vagina do you know where i could find one?
Mr. Zoodoo lol stop with the dead scarce memes
I loved the coin purse😍😍😍 when I closed my eyes I got so many tingles and it felt like you were putting it in my ears and when you switched microphones it was behind my head
is it me or does this guy look like he's hot af?
One of the longest intros I've seen. You don't need patreons you bought your expensive equipment without them but you deserve every pound you get
Hey what's up guys scarce here
u mean "hey whats up you guys scarce here""
Cool Cat dead meme lol
the rude sandstorm
Cool Cat omg I see you everywhere
came for the always golden description, stayed for the consistently great asmr and a good nights sleep
Everyone write a asmr sound you hate and can't stand
Mine is zips I hate them sooo much
Emily scratching. Every time an asmr artist does that I feel itchy. 😬
Mouth and chewing sounds. I think it's just fucking nasty...
Whenever an asmrtist says an "s" sound and it whistles
Asmrtists that talks too much
Emily blowing on the Mic and brushing the mic. Horrid
he is the best at inaudible whispers
For some reason I read the description in the voice of vlskate (he does skate videos that are in my opinion actually kinda relaxing)
I love your videos so much, I don't comment often, but I wanted to send some love for helping me chill out during a stressful week. ❤
Hello from finland... I have no idea how i ended up here. Well im gonna go and explore the wierd side of the internet
FallenMage WeeB this isn't weird it's supposed to help people relax
Call me Zelda ONE more time yes i get that. I myself have subscribed ASMRSurge and Jojo's but asmr is a minority in internet and not so popular. Often referred as wierd by outsiders. I hope that you got my explanation.
SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE